PATRICK BET DAVID IS INSANE!! Feat. Chapotraphouse
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- čas přidán 13. 02. 2024
- You gotta admire the valuetainment though.
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Patrick: “where are all the gay boomers?”
AIDS: 🗿
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Or they had the "gay" beaten out of them by their alcoholic WWII veteran father with severe ptsd
:(
Conservatives don’t know what historical context means
I live down the street from two gay men in their 80’s. They’re the friendliest people and best neighbors in the neighborhood, and everyone loves them. When my older brother passed away from brain cancer, they were so amazingly supportive. Anyone who hates gay people just because they’re gay makes humanity look bad.
Patrick is like the conservative radio hosts in GTA, It's beyond parody at this point
And them 4 white nepo babies with their scruffy beards dressing down to hide their affluent upbringing is oh so funny 😂😂😂
patrick and jesse lee peterson are must haves for gta6 radio
Thanks Bobbie June!
I love this comment
Spot on. I’ve thought this about tucker Carlson for a long time now
"Jordan Peterson is the dumb person's intellectual."
PBD: "Hold my newspaper."
"Jordan Peterson teaches me to become philosophically rich. PBD teaches me to be financially rich."
- Dumb Person, 2024
You will be pleased to know he's had Peterson give talks at his company and had JP on his podcast
@@bigdaddyaen goddamn, i'd laugh harder if it wasn't likely true!
Leftist: I was born dumb and will grow up to suffer with mental issues.
@@bigdaddyaenfr. 40 year old audience with the brain capacity of literal 4 year olds
“Gay people must be stopped because it is so damned tempting”-PBD
Facts!!!
"everyone is one commercial away from being gay" ur experiences are not universal patrick!!!
My favorite part is when he shouts “ARE YOU NOT VALUETAINED!!!” and pbd tears his shirt off
😂😂😂😂
and he started valuing all over the place
@@bnnyhop damn straight he did.
I love right before that when he converts a progressive by reading Atlas Shrugged, then throws the book at the crowd.
Don't you mean he valuetains his shirt off?? you need to get on that value mindset🦾🧠
I don’t get this obsession with which books are available in school libraries. It’s like, if your kid is picking out _extra_ books to read, they’re already gay.
Every gay person I've ever met can read
idk a single person who ever liked school library books except harry potter and diary of a wimpy kid
@@RJ-mh3oxyour school didn’t have Choose Your Own Adventure?
@@hipsteralex6761 for certain classes and assignments, yes. i didn’t read books for enjoyment though. (i like articles and learning from reading i don’t find it entertaining) i didn’t really feel like going to the local library for hours just to find a book i enjoy so i was limited to the school library.
Big flex for Americans to pretend their kids read.
"If a person is gay, you are eventually going to be gay." Needs to be on a Valuetainment T-Shirt
I would buy it immediately
Patrick beta David,
"I was influenced to swallow a glizzy!"
😂😂😂
what does it even mean? like the queerness rubs off?😭
“They aren’t lazy they are making passive income” had me rolling
Felix always bringing the understated gem one liners.
that line had me HOWLING
Someone in chat said "Finding other guys hot influenced me to be gay, not TV" LMAO
Patrick is right... he could turn most women gay. He's probably said "She didn't like me, she's gay" many times.
PBD isn't lying. I saw an ad with Kratos in it and I've been trying to kill Zeus ever since
ZEUS!!
Speaking of, I need to buy a cheeseburger, get a PF membership and apply to be a bus driver today...
I use ad-block, my life is directionless.
I won't say shit as long as you take Thor out along the way.
@@victor1945 kratos car you an not exceed the speed limit of the gods
The average middle eastern uncle is like this
The average uncle/ dad is like this across the board. We are more alike in terms of culture than we like to admit.
Indian uncles too lol they do not like gay ppl
Middle Eastern, American, and Latino.
Look up clip titled "white kid meets black friend's crackhead uncle"
Russian uncle is even more wild, support both Stalin and Putin, pro USSR anti LGBT anti Poland
I will never understand why some straight adults *Are So Concerned* about other people's sexuality.
They're not straight
Because they are not secure in their sexuality
Closeted
You mean "straight".
insecurity, that's all. pretty common.
The guy’s whole gimmick is “you’ve heard about reasonable analysis, but have you tried misunderstanding everything?”
false
@@KingNerdius I guess your gimmick is not knowing anything except a couple of words, and using them to pretend to have something to say. Sorry. But that’s played out.
@@AwesomeJerkface I don’t have a gimmick, I’m just saying the truth
@@KingNerdius okay Mr false truth. I’m glad to see you understand those two values are mutually exclusive.
@@KingNerdius "nuh uh"
PBD: “You’re responsible for your lot in life.”
Also PBD: “Everything I believe is because someone brainwashed me when I was young.”
This valuetainment dude just described how every society has worked in a painfully long-winded way while passing it off as profound knowledge. "Society influences young people to act a certain way". what sage wisdom.
And his “radical thoughts” as he has just begun to evaluate and wrestle w Nature v Nurture has me cryin!! Hilarious. And so, so sad, all at the same time…Lord help us!
“His hands are moving a lot and his eyes are wide open, he must know what hes talking about!” -the target audience
It's what happens when ice-chewing grindset psychopaths read exactly one sociology book that isnt about how to trick your part-time employees into thinking you're their dad so they'll work for lower wages.
Hasan needs to have friends over like this more often lol. It's like a political version of TMZ
Yeah but it’s cringe watching trying to explain every panel members arc
It’s true valuetainment. He needs to collaborate with the chapo boys more often
This is literally what ChapoTrapHouse is like
lmao this is like that "sell me this pen" scene in wolf of wall street but with convince you into being gay
“Sell me this penis”
Sell me this pen island
“We’re at the beach relaxing and talking about top surgery” love the manosphere podcast sets
stratosphere levels of cringe, it's insane how popular and rich this guy is. Depressing, even. Tim Pool is on a similar level of "omg my faith in humanity takes a hit when I realized how rich and popular this person is."
He talks exactly like my assyrian dad 😂
Hahaha! Like they know it all?
I imagine when he was going on with his entire spiel about how he became a Christian, got into insurance and bodybuilding because someone influenced him, simply having asked him "who influenced you into being straight" would've derailed that whole sales pitch pretty quickly. I don't understand how anyone takes PBD seriously.
well he feels he was influenced into being straight. he used to think that arnold was such a hunking snack of muscles.....then social stigma and threat of possible disownment by his parents influenced him to become straight. so he's straight now, so fucking straight....but he can make you gay. what's so hard to understand.
this dude's entire arsenal is just throwing out logical fallacies chained together nonstop
If I had a son, and they became a youtube finance bro, I would disown them.
Would you rather have a mlm influencer son or virgin daughter
@@adamrutherford8523 OMG, ewe!
@@adamrutherford8523youre the PBD burner acct
12:30 “if you believe only .5% of the male population in 1940 did anything gay, I got some valuetainment to sell you” “coming out as pan in 1941” I’m screaming rn omg 😭
Yeah, I'm sure they weren't influenced by the story of Alan Turing inventing the computer to win the war to then just getting chemically castrated by his own government.
Ok PBD, when you say we are influenced into becoming gay, how many episodes of Will and Grace are we talking before that happens?
If you have to ask, you're already gay. 😐 💯 🌈
Here's the right answer to "choosing gay"... ask them if they are right or left handed then ask them how you can influence them to be dominant with the other hand.
Practice obviously
LoL. Yeah, no. Funny, but Catholic schools were forcing kids to use their right hands as late as the mid-90's. I had a roommate who was ambidextrous from it, but he was still left hand dominant. For the analogy, you'd just be making a straight guy bisexual because they'll always still prefer women even though they've learned to have sex with men.
Yeah so like to clarify we are on the same side here but like, you can switch dominant hands with practice, in like the eighties there was fear among certain Christians that being left handed was demonic and they made people switch to being right handed, my aunt is actually one of the people who was made right handed, like I agree with what you mean but the analogy is just wrong.
Unfortunately this analogy doesn’t work because you totally can become dominant with your opposite hand with enough practice.
@@SpaceHeggo I literally had a roommate in college who graduated in 92 that was left-handed but went to Catholic schools. I'm not even sure if they've stopped that practice in those religious schools. He was "ambidextrous" in the sense that he could use his right hand better than I could with my left, but he was still left-hand dominant no matter how little he used his left hand through his youth.
"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence."
This guy has to be closeted. He’s way too obsessed with this shit
I think this is actually just the level of schizophrenia you walk away with from being a MODERATE republican business owner
He's one co ck pic away from being a full power bottom! 😂😂😂
Jordan Pedoson is the same. I suspect he bummed David Rubin
its literally as simple as saying "patrick, did you get influenced into liking women or was that naturally the way you felt?"
or "are you saying you would have been easily convinced to have gay sex at 14 years of age?"
PBD as Anton Chigurh is hilarious 😂
“Are gay? Let’s flip a coin on that. Call it.”
So, I had a childhood friend who's parents had a membership to a country club and were avid golfers. He as a kid learned to play golf and it was his primary sport. He was now a golfer. He is right-handed like the majority of people. His parents, the golfing nuts that they were, trained him from the beginning to golf left-handed because golf courses are primarily set up to be more challenging to the dominant handedness--right hand. Did that make him left handed? No. He was still right-handed. Were he to have gotten into some freak golf accident and had a cart tear off his right hand forcing him now not just to play golf left-handed, but also learn to write and do everything else with his left hand. Would he be considered left-handed? I would say no. A person's dominant hand was inherently a part of them regardless of world experience and the possibility of having to use the opposite hand. PBD is a nut.
This story would turn his brain inside out. He would become gay immediately.
He's from Iran and advocates for the invasion of Iran. He also likes to emphasize that he's a half Armenian half Assyrian Christian to ensure his conservative audience knows he's not a Muslim Persian.
PBJ has the most "how can I get you to sign for this 2016 Nissan altima at 18% APR today" energy
His MLM is the most expensive out there.. he’s over priced for his shitty MLM
7:11 I will now end every after sentence with "Did you get it?" so I just instantly win every argument I cook up in my head
Only in America are con artists considered intellectuals.
Oohhh so that's why at 10:23 I read "athletic dork" after he failed several rizz checks.
Hasan should have this rowdy crowd setting more often!
I feel like I'm in the room with them, laughing along at all this Valuetained absurdity 🤣
This reminds me of that SA interview “Why are you gay?” (Reporter )
“Who said I am gay?” ( person being asked )
“You - are gay” ( reporter )
Ugandan
I love how excited Hasan gets when he realizes that he gets to introduce them to PBD lmao
This is the most chaotic and entertaining video on Hasan's channel. His chemistry with these 3 is great.
Of course the Multi Level Marketing guy thinks people are influenced for everything and don't have their own built in personalities.
I hate how much he is like my armenian uncle 😂
VALUETAINT
“Have you ever watch interviews of ice man? That guy is cold”
💀
Patrick Ben David D&D, where a barbarian can be talked into being a bard mid game.
Patrick is 1000% Evil Cenk. I can't unsee it.
He isn't tho, you need to stop watching this trash and watch real content
Patrick Bet David is the kind of fella that only America can produce. I wish we had an English version of him, it'd be so funny
I know so many PBDs
Careful what you wish for bro
Paul Joseph Watson is literally the English PBD
@@terrabite87 nahhh. He’s not
@@ShimonYaqulu where do you find them? Is there a PBD wannabe list out there you can book people from?
This was QUALITY content. I need a Hasan PBD reaction at least weekly.
If Patrick thinks people can be turned gay, somebody should ask him what it would take for him to want to ve screwed by another man. If he's certain it won't happen, then he has no argument.
I'm gonna need a one hour stream of these guys just clowning on this guy's videos.
I literally cannot believe he equated being gay to real estate
i don't think he understands that he's actually arguing for gender being a social construct by his own logic. he was a bodybuilder because someone talked to him about it. he was a real estate agent because he saw a commercial. so i'm guessing he only likes girls because that's what he was taught... which means.. gender and sexuality are a lot more open and fluid than maybe society thinks they are?
I am beyond valuetained
10:45 Patrick:
" I swallowed a glizzy once!
Because I was influenced! "
😂😂😂
This video is the embodiment of “hold up let him cook”
The right: we've drawn up a five year plan to completely eliminate our enemies
The left: AHHHH I LOVE THIS GUY!!!
Bro I’m so happy you started doing these. The first time I saw this guy… holy fuck bruh can’t be a real sentient being. Then I was relieved to find out he’s actually 10,000 cartoon rats in a skin suit. Phew
I didnt know this guy was a monarchist until I watched this. So, therefore, I would conclude that the reason he uses the lion as his symbol because of the Lion and Sun symbol on the pre-revolutionary Iranian flag. In that symbol, the lion represents the Iranian people.
Hes a disgrace...khak to saresh. Kaleh keery madar sag.
Who does this guy think taught Ace people, silence itself???
Sorry I don’t do sex, I heard silence one time was influenced to be Ace…
Knowing how fundamentalist Christians think, they probably would assume that ace people were making a choice to abstain from sex to "honor God."
Patrick beta David made his money being an MLM life insurance huckster!
He ran a sleazy MLM life insurance scheme where he sold people on the idea they could easily make six figures selling life insurance when in reality 95% of the licensed sales agents make less than a minimum wage worker making $7.25hr.
Think Amway for life insurance!
He fooled you into thinking he sold his MLM company already! He partnered with integrity, marketing group as a managing partner! Dude lies about selling it.. I had a feeling bc he never looks at the camera or the person asking him about the sell. I did a simple google search to find out he’s a managing partner to IMG. He hasn’t sold it to them.. he’s no dummy’ he’s waiting for IMG to go public before he sells his company! Hahaha don’t believe this conman, his a word ninja. You gotta watch the words he says.
PBD just believes that he is the smartest in the room.😂😂😂 He doesn't care for anyone else thinks..... he just keeps repeating the argument until they quit explaining him.
valuetainment sounds like a second hand dvd shop
And his MLM company is called People Helping People
More like People Helping Patrick
2024 just started and we have gold like this
Will just brings so much energy, love having him on
>you wake up in a strange place on a velvet floor in fuzzy handcuffs
>pbj is looming over you in a red bathrobe with his hands on his hips
>"youre about to be valuetained"
>NOOOOO
Dennis Prager is in the dark sitting on a chair with a camcorder from 1997. Only a spotlight brightens the room.
@@walexander8378 chills
@@walexander8378 now it's like an Aamon Amimations video
This is the funniest Hasan clip I’ve ever seen
He needs to do more on PBD
You are a barbarian with your party in a table top rpg. You enter a dungeon and hear reverberating through the halls:
“YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE VALUETAINED!”
Here I was thinking the mainstream media was bad, turns out online independent media is even worse
one of my old regulars at work like 5 years ago worked for valuetainment as a producer or something when it was just a “sigma grindset” type channel and the stories he would tell me about PDB made him seem like the most insufferable dude if you aren’t fully sucked into his MLM stuff
Hasan has to have seen PBD on Club Random. Bill's dismissal of his arguments is hilarious, a rare dub for Bill.
4:02 That’s PBD’s dream blunt rotation.
4:30 the most insane thing about this is that Ayrton Senna is in it lmfao XDD
Hasan , this was hilarious! 😂
You could turn this into a weekly segment recapping all the crap Patrick talks during the week on his podcast!
You're surely the moron...busy watching hasan 😂😂
As sure as things like the setting sun, if PBD's talking he's saying something dumb.
hasaning my abi rn
Habibi?
max level habibi@@user-wl2xl5hm7k
in broad daylight? I'm sick
my bad@@jake975
😮💨
You’re about to be valuetained
PBD is at least useful in the sense that he clearly shows you can be wealthy and successful, but that doesn't mean people should really take you seriously about anything
"Ice Man is Cold" -Sun Tzu David
I love that PBD's argument implies that he could be converted to being gay.
When Hassan called Persians the Cubans of the Middle East I DIED! My mom is Cuban and my dad is Persian!😂
What does it mean? I didn't get that part.
Figured it out from another thread.
"it means that they’re from countries that have well-documented leftist and socialist histories but still turn out conservative capitalists"
28K is slightly more than $7.25 an hour. So he wants the news to cover how 14 yr-olds making like $9 an hr? So basically all of the teens who work at the grocery store are news worthy to this Patrick Bet David guy
95% of the life insurance salespeople at Patrick's sleazy MLM, make less than a minimum wage worker making $7.25hr!
🫣🫣🫣
Absolutely wonderful segment
I've never seen Hassan laugh this hard 😂
I and everyone out of high school that I've talked to agree that things like taxes should be taught in high school...
What about the blowjob class?
It is. Take work experience. I did and we filed our 1099s on the form paper for practice. We showed up once a week.
No exacty you got it OP. It's such a common sentiment thats its played out, hacky, and un-interesting, not that its not true
Well, now we know patrick bet david is gay.... That's the only thing you can take away from his take on that subject.
The echo effect on the podcast really adds it all
This is so entertaining so far.
I watched some of PBD's clips and is the biggest clown I have found randomly scrolling through shorts/reels
Honestly Will Menaker brings immaculate vibes to anything he's a part of; this stream was so much fun
Whenever Hasan fails to mention/know he's Assyrian, I sigh in relief 💀 we don't need that smoke
His craziest stuff is on tiktok. The clips are wildm
Also the Lion is probably because he’s Persian. It’s a big motif for us, so is purple and yellow lmao.
I need more of this
Great guests! Love seeing Chapo collab w Hassan
What an unexpected but welcome combo
PBD’s dodge question skills are second to none. He’s on another level.
This reminds me so much to "Beavis and Butthead" when they are watching TV 😂
I actually joined PBD's mlm life insurance company for a while... it's like a little conservative capitalist factory
As per Iranian tradition i got a nose job.
- Patrick Bet David
what a special, special man
Now THIS is valuetainment
This was so uncomfortable to watch, This dude has crazy confidence to say this stuff lol
reminds me of when parents tell u 'ur not gay everyone find the same sex attractive at one point in their life' idk why
At the very least, he comes off like a dumber and less malicious Andrew Tate. Like Andrew Tate knew he was scamming young boys into attempting to sex traffic some poor girl in their science class, I can at least find it plausible PBD doesn’t realize Valuetainment is a scam.