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- Alabama supreme court has deemed frozen embryos are considered children. This absolutely makes no sense
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So glad we’re protecting “embryo children”, rather than children in schools! 😀👍
It’s no one job but the parents to protect their own kids. Homeschool your kids. When has the government done anything good for anyone.
@jackspinner4727 so you're pro choice? i agree, no one but the parents job to protect them kids, in that case.
@@yellowbutterfly6796 no pro life.
@@jackspinner4727actually it’s also the government’s job to protect its citizens. Otherwise there is no point to having a government
@@jackspinner4727
Pro life? Lmfao. Well, I'm pro death. And since everyone dies, regardless of beliefs, I must be the one who is right and you must be wrong. How does it feel knowing life always loses. 100% loss record. You're on the side of losers.
Ain't no woke liberal gonna tell me I can't marry my frozen cousins I tell ya what
You really are the comment devil
Ain't no conservative gonna tell me I ain't a Trans woman lesbian.
@@ElTopoL0C0 Damn that’s very funny dude, when are you gonna start doing standup?
@@ElTopoL0C0go queen I guess?
I mean, to be fair, if they had the choice to save 1 baby or 1000 embryos, they wouldn't save either.
Rescue the stash of money.
This is the best version of this joke I have seen so far on the internet. Yes, Republicans would let them both die and say it was an act of God.
Wrong. These religious people who vote for anti-abortion policy factually adopt the most. Your statement is misinformation
@@Remedy462 Yes, because public spending on rescue services is "sOciALiSm"
The old: I'm from the MidWest, I must be neighbors with the.MiddleEast."
This is straight religious law. That's why traditional Catholics and Mormons have so many kids. It's a "sin" to spill your seed. So controlling women, you stop a man's sin
So when their ancient power grid inevitably breaks down AGAIN during this year’s hurricane season, can we toss the power company board of directors in prison for neglecting to power the cryo-freezers??
got'em
probably not sadly. the blame would go to the hospital I would assume bc it would be foreseeable that the power would go out so back up generators not existing would probably be considered negligence on their part.
Didn't people actually die? Did the power company take responsibility for it?
@@MysteryFaceX Yes people did, and no the company did not.
@@MysteryFaceX Alferia has a video on it called The 2021 Texas Deep Freeze - A Failure on All Levels - A Retrospective & Analysis
Get rich quick:
Step 1: move to Alabama
Step 2: fertilize as many eggs as possible
Step 3: freeze and store in save location
Step 4: collect tax credit for hundreds of children
But then you'll be charged billions in child support
Charged with locking all those children in a freezer with no food or water
@@feistygheisty1980 don't have to pay child support till a kid is born. These kids aren't going to be born, the only payments will be the costs of storing the embryos.
Not if there's anyone to charge you with child support.
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if the dems have any balls at all they should fucking use this in a slew of attack ads.
Yeh but they never ever do
@@Blarmenifybecause they are just blue republicans.
Unfortunately that doesn't jibe with the Democratic Party's goal of winning but only by a very slim margin in order to maximize their graft potential without being able to actually pass any of the good things they claim to want.
They all have come out against it. Biden already made a statement condemning the decision. Alabama is a deep red state entirely controlled by insane zealots. The left is unorganized, underfunded, & spend all their time wanting to "punish the libs" that they give up & allow MAGA to run over them.
@@degarri7995 best comment
Anyone else remember when the Monty Python "Every sperm is sacred" was a joke
It was never a joke, it was an accurate description of what ridiculous people believe. I remember when we used to mock ridiculous people by making skits about them instead of letting them make the law. Remember when Dan Quayle was relentlessly mocked for months/years for misspelling 'potato'? We used to have standards.
@@gurusmurf5921Monty Python a comedy show made a joke and you believe they were being serious, you need to get off the internet😂
@@Gandingas Theyre saying that monty python was straight up making fun of those people, not making up a situation for laughs.
@@Gandingasyou know that sometimes comedy has a message lol right? Monty Python had a ton of subversive messaging in their stuff
@@Gandingas Not what they said. The beliefs being joked about, mocked, were actual beliefs. The Catholic church even led any anti-condom campaign, outright lying that condoms cause HIV, in Africa, as tens of millions of people died. "Every sperm is sacred" is an actual belief, that Monty Python made fun of.
If that's legally a child, then the thumbnail is legally CP.
Reporting this asap! The editor messed up big time blur that shit.
The way I laughed
Well said!
Not rly. They claim that an embryo is a baby. An egg or a sperm wouldn’t be considered a human being so it wouldn’t be cp
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Amazing that they care so much about Embryos, yet child trafficking and child labor is higher than ever in this country and im sure Alabama has their illegal organizations like the rest of the states, but let's focus on the cells that make a human being and tell women what they can and cant do with their own bodies. That's the real threat.🙄 Let's not help the children already here, right? Alabama? 🤡
And I hope you politicians in Alabama are going to care for the Embryos after they are born? Like make sure they have clothes and food and set them up with a good education? Put them and their parents in a healthy living environment? Oh, that's right, you politicians don't care once the baby is born.
Finally, a comment with brain
RIch Boy got song about Lets Get This Paper and might be old but it explains how Police be really killing kids and he from Mobile
I mean you can be pro life and anti child trafficking. It’s ok to be both.
@@jackspinner4727I’d love to see the right spend as much money battling child trafficking as they do trying to regulate against my daughter’s body. Why though, when a Republican congressman is under investigation for trafficking a child.
@@gsp4prez I agree with you ma’am. So much messed up stuff in the government on both sides. I would just ask you that unborn baby and a trafficked child are two terrible things
I miss the days when news didn't sound like videos made by The Onion.
In the eyes of the Alabama Supreme Court Flour now classifies as a cake
I better be getting a social security for the frozen embryos and be able to put them all on my W2 tax form if they are considered children.
I really hope this finally starts to wake regular folks up to the fact that Republicans have completely sold out to evangelical fascists.
They didn't sell out, they have always been evangelical fascists. You just barely realized this.
No one:
Embryos:
That's right, no difference
Shut up wanna get married that was really funny
Good joke
LOL
🔥🔥! I was thinking my mole should have more legal rights than an embryo. It's more evolved and has Lived longer.. yet nobody stands up for the moles.. Or even odd lumps folks have. Ppl r monsters!!
Free the mole, free the moles!
I'm from Alabama. I'm moving as soon as possible. It's going further downhill FAST.
Warning: Avoid Texas
Skgned,
A Texan
Brother I moved to Huntsville thinking it'd be different from the backwater I'm from. I didn't realize it's the same pig with some lipstick on it.
I've lived in Alabama all my life and love it, but jesus I can't wait to be financially stable enough to move out
@@VAMP1RISMM❤
@@vegetatarian bro join the north alabama dsa. I'll buy you a beer and a meal forreal
New trolley problem just dropped
Does this mean if you slip while carrying the tray, you could be charged with murder?
This used to be a joke, "would you save 1000 frozen embryos from a burning building or 10 babies" was never a question that was supposed to be in doubt.
If I flush my tissue down the toliet is it commiting 10 million half murders?
The tray situation is literally what caused this decision. A guy in the IVF clinic dropped a tray and the couples whose embryos where destroyed sued the clinic for "wrongful death", the case went up to the Alabama Supreme Court and they ruled in favour of the couples.
Most likely. I feel like we're living in an alternative universe.
@@M-Soares The guy was a patient who was in a restricted area, where the doors should have been locked, but were not, because the employees didn't do their job.
@@dartmansam10 Aight. Still does not make it murder
In Alabama you order chicken and they'll serve you scrambled eggs
What if the electrical power goes out? All freezers are knocked out. Can the utilities companies be held legally responsible?
No, of course not. These laws are always specifically intended to hurt poor people and will never be enforced evenly.
P sure they have backup generator or someshit like that if the power goes out kinda same thing as how people care for the milks on the breast milk banks
They'll charge the hospitals for not maintaining generators
@@bretthake7713 Even then, generators don't last forever, but we all know electric companies still won't take responsibility for it.
No, unless you can prove negligence by the facility staff, such as improper maintenance of the power grid or none at all. You can't be held liable for something you couldn't have reasonably prevented
"Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted. God gets quite irate!" Monty Python
Fun fact: Massachusetts has the best ranked public schools and is the second most educated state (whatever that means.) It was also the first state to legalize gay marriage.
Coincidence? Who knows?
The crusty sock under my bed is in fact a living breathing human child, yep
You need an egg for it to be an Alabaman child. So if like you threw a freshly used tissue into a tampon disposal basket...
I hope your mum sees this
And regrets not aborting u when she could.
soooooo, freeze an embryo, never use it, and get infinite child support from the dad? letsgoooooo
No, after 18 years of storage it becomes a legal adult
These people are neurotic on a level I can't comprehend. Can't imagine what's going on in their god fearing heads.
You said it, fear
**You're a fire fighter saving people in a burning building.** Spider-Man 2 style, you reach 2 rooms, one has a mother and her child, and the other has 3 IVF embryos. You can only save one before the building comes down, so you save the embryos because there's 3 "lives" in that room, compared to the 2 lives of the mother and her kid. That's basically Alabama's logic.
Moral relativism Alabama edition.
god did
And if it was a choice to save the mother or the child we would all choose the child. Just because the child's life is more valuable doesn't mean the mothers life has no value.
@Soril2010 Unless the child was a mongoloid and the mother knew the cure for cancer. See ethical dilemmas aren’t that easy, but focusing on outdated racial vocabulary is.
@@Soril2010 That's not a consistent response. Some people choose the mother, because you can make more kids with her.
The older I get and the more decades I see filled with this kind of anti-abortion rhetoric (because this isn't new), the less I get mad that it's happening and the more I get mad at the rest of the country for not doing anything to stop it.
We are the rest of the country. We have to step up. Organize, volunteer, and continuously call US reps and senators and leave as many messages as possible.
@@DystopianUtopia8 We're way beyond phone calls.
Is the embryo facility now classified as “daycare@ and can be the embryo now get a life insurance?
I hate admitting I'm from Alabama. It sucks that this beautiful state that I grew up in has always been so backwards.
We aren't all bootlicking mouth breathers.
Exactly! I love this state in certain ways (it's environmental diversity) and want to be proud of it, but the gov and the inbred bootlickers keep making this state the laughing stock of America.
@anxrchy9258 I'm a hillbilly from rural Alabama. It's so incredibly beautiful. I still dress in my denims and boots everyday and play bluegrass like my grandparents.
The worst part is that I know people think I agree with them on their bigoted views because of my thick accent and the way I dress. The way I know it is because of how many people drop blatantly racist comments at me unprompted.
Run a trot line, forge a horse shoe, grow okra, clear some land and build a house yourself, that's redneck. Being racist is bootlicking.
I broke my religious little brother’s brains by asking him “You remember how we can freeze human beings, store them indefinitely, and then reanimate em?” ….
“Yea me neither.”
I have a feeling in 6 months, Florida is going to get a bit jealous, slide in there and rule that "periods are murder".
As someone from Mississippi I humbly thank Alabama for making us look good
As someone from Alabama, I literally gave Tom Parker customer service like a week ago…. 🫠
And yeah we’ve got a firm grip on the worst state right now. Thanks especially to him.
We're the Shaq and Kobe of having dog shit state governments.
same
Bro we used to say that about yall... now what the fuck we gonna do?
Well as another person from Mississippi, this wouldn’t be happening if not for Dobbs so…
So... If I give my boyfriend " a hand " can I be charged with accessory to murder??🤔
Add a little extra to it and make it cannibalism😉
Nikki Haley didn't agree with the Alabama ruling. She just agreed with all the stuff said in the ruling. Trust her, it's totally different.
I am confused, miscarriage are child neglect or decond degre murder ?🧐
Being conservatives, they'll probably charge you with whichever is the worst one, if not both.
they've actually made that a law sadly. the logic was that a person can induce a miscarriage. supposedly you can just prove it wasnt on purpose. in practice and obvious reality it's an anti miscarriage law. i cant remember which state(s) have that though. im just happy to be californian right now.
Until 11 years ago, you could not change your legal sex in Sweden unless you were sterile, including swedish frozen eggs or sperm. You could store eggs/sperms/embryos in Denmark without subsidisation, but it's incredibly expensive and if you missed one payment you in practice became sterile for life. Point is, policing reproductive cells is GREAT, NO ISSUES, NO POSSIBLE BAD OUTCOMES
I still remember the party I went to when the forced sterilization of trans people was stopped. it’s a very recent victory that people take for granted now
And now our countrymen decided that the single party that voted against that should be the second largest in the parliament. God I hate Sweden sometimes
we can then make the argument that 17.2yr olds can vote in these states since they were alive at conception.
“Fewer babies born in Alabama”? Suddenly I’m a fan of this ruling 😍
This is so incredibly classist. The only reason it’s Alabama and not California is because of poverty, gerrymandering (a majority of people living in Alabama are impoverished people of color), and lack of funding to public education. It’s not the people, it’s capitalism, it’s rich billionaires investing in the destruction of a state and the cheap labor of its citizens (Alabama has the lowest wages that does not adjust to the ever rising costs of living). Aside from all of that, this hearing does not just affect those wishing for children. This effects pregnant women because they losing access to healthcare as hospitals are completely shutting down their labor and delivery units because of multiple lawsuits that are being reintroduced due to the response of this hearing and healthcare workers who already make next to nothing will be laid off. I know that it’s funny to shit on southern states, but it’s important to remember that a majority of us did not choose to live here and can’t afford to leave.
@@leanneissoboring776 it was a joke
Apparently in Georgia embryos can be claimed as dependents since 2022. One of the weirder bits of trivia I've heard from a practicing lawyer this week.
You’re.. joking? How? As soon as you’re pregnant you start getting benefits or something?
@@timeittakestoletgo1687 not quite.
"The amount of the dependent personal exemption is $3,000 for each unborn child. The Georgia DOR says the guidance applies to any taxpayer who has an unborn child with a detectable human heartbeat at any time on or after July 20, 2022."
So around 6 weeks on, as it's about to transition to the fetal stage (about 8 weeks on).
Do you get charged with neglect if you stop paying the bill to have the place store the eggs?
Yeah an embryo is a child like a seed is a flower.
So putting a child in a freezer is no longer considered child abuse?
So if you freeze embryos and then decided not to use them will you be charged with kidnapping? What is you sell them will you be charge with child trafficking?
Well, it means you may face lifetime cryo freezer charges...and possibly child endangerment, neglect, and abandonment if you go MIA on the lab...this is so fucked..
Alabamian here. It sucks. Send help.
Does this mean i can get embryos to work in the mines?
THE ZYGOTES YEARN FOR THE MINES.
Actually (and thankfully!) stem cell research is no longer controversial, even for fanatical unscientific "ethical" reasons -- as of a few years ago when the technique for "reverting" regular (differentiated, somatic) cells back to stem cells was pioneered. I believe it won the Nobel, but I was shocked to realize that it had happened years before I heard about it, and how obscure the achievement is with people generally...
Yup, fetus tissue is no longer needed for stem cell research. In fact, stem cells are kinda blasé these days, the research is still important but access to them is far more common and papers using them for research are more prolific.
“Alabama. America’s worst state!”
I’m not from Mississippi, butik happy my shitty little state isn’t the worst. Wooo!🥳
I wonder if they'll start declaring bowel movements as children next.
these are the same people who thought that the beats produced by ultrasound machines were heartbeats from 6 week old fetuses, i wouldn't be surprised what else they'd use to police our bodies.
EGGS IS PEOPLE SHRIMPS IS BUGS
Embryos, the only childs that are forever negative 9 month old until he or she starts to melt.
“Alabama once again proving that they are the worst state in the Union” 😂😂😂
Have you’ve seen New York you got men who believe they can have babies
does this mean every period is a murder charge?
Yes...
Eggs are not embrios and ovulation does not occur during periods 🤓
First degree uterine murder
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They will argue that an unfertiilized egg doesn't count. But this does bring up the question of whether a miscarriage is involuntary manslaughter
Top 3 in infant mortality. How bout treat babies like babies?!
Just love that when Hasan talks about Alabama, my home and current state, it’s about restricting women’s rights
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Seriously wtf is wrong with Alabama 🤦🏽
What's wrong with the Confederate South is the real question.
Stem cells are quicker replications and easily created in menstruation…. So it is a safe & necessary thing to study. Especially for women’s health.
There are exactly two things that humans can completely regenerate, the tips of our fingers and the lining of uterus. If scientist had gone full force into studying menstruation, our medical technology would be leaps and bounds ahead of where it is.
Every pluripotent stemcell in your body is a ‘child’ so everyone is a mother 🤗
maternal leave is gonna get real crazy, but im in favor
I never used to worry that if I set foot in the state of alabama, I could be charged with mass murder and crimes against humanity
"I don't think x fascist is stupid enough to do y" is a take I'm glad hasan is starting to look at more critically >.>
tbh that “claiming embryos as dependents” argument really does hit the nail on the head
This thumbnail is CP in AL
This is genuinely horrifying. This is possibly the only way I can have kids too. So I guess as women in America we don't have a choice regardless of whether we want a child or don't want one. I don't understand how the fuck these psychotic laws are passing
My pet embryo child-thing is so cute! It has its father's eyes, I think... Yesterday it took its very first squirm. I'm so proud of it. It told me it wants to start shopping at Hottopic. They grow up so fast.
This is both wholesome and horrifying. Good job!
guess an omelet counts as meat now?
1:52 Exactly. Radical “Feminists” basically doing a 180 and defining a woman as being an incubator is straight up degrading.
They don’t define women as incubators, they define them as female, if you think that’s the same think you have a lot in common with the dudes passing these bills
Nikki Haley repeatedly finds herself needing to walk back and clarify her statements. Seems like she would just shut up.
The "7 Mountain Mandate" is a concept associated with certain strands of Christian dominionism or dominion theology. It proposes that Christians should seek to exert influence and control over seven key sectors or "mountains" of society: religion, family, education, government, media, arts & entertainment, and business. Advocates of this mandate believe that by gaining control over these spheres, they can bring about societal transformation in line with their interpretation of biblical principles.
-chat GPT
I didn’t know that existed
That sounds very similar to Sharia
@@anmolt3840051 It’s the Christian version, fundamentalism gonna fundamentalist
Sweet Home ALABAMA, I'm staying away from you....
I remember that scene in The Shield when when Dutch inspects a Fridge to where he wants drops I think a Glass of Semen and the Suspect is like MY CHILDREN ! 😂😂😂
Do frozen embryos "age"? Freeze one for 20 years and its born at 20 years old? Oh wait that would be silly
So they can be claimed as dependents on your taxes? Hmm
This is beyond stupid what is going on over there?
Anybody ever see what you have to go through in order to adopt a baby? All the $$$$’s and thousands you have to pay makes me wonder if it’s not being abused by the private sectors and the government as another way to make millions. No wonder they are pushing the topic
IVF is also expensive. Really it's just shit policy and shit courts field with shit judges.
@@fluidthought42a standard round of IVF costs a fraction of adoption.
Adoption can also be restrictive for people that want to be single parents, LGBTQ couples and couples who are not religious, considering Christians own a large part of the adoption industry.
@@LGrian
The sources I read said "tens of thousands of dollars", considering that not every state mandates insurance coverage of treatment.
About to be able to never pay a dime in taxes again bc I can claim a billion dependents.
Hasan, never stop what you're doing
If you have a miscarriage, are you liable to be charged with murder? Like, what the fuck?
Used to think the scenarios from the Handmaids tale were mostly all behind us. Now I'm not so sure. This is. insane.
Soon periods will be illegal too smh America
I hate it here 😭
Yeah, we used to say our state motto was, "Thank God for Mississippi and Louisiana." We are not happy unless we're last, though.
HB 225 is supposed to carve out an exception for eggs and embryos outside the womb, but we shall see what happens.
Hey put sum clothes on them embryos
"Every sperm is sacred" was meant to be a joke by Monty Python, not a legal mandate
My wife and i did IVF. If i was in Alabama we would have already had 9 or 10 children (i forget the exact number). Could i maybe claim child support or a tax rebate for them?
15:38 "Human life can not be wrongfully destroyed without incurring the wrath of a holy god."
Gimme a break!
"So the police departments in Alabama better start clearing 100% of their murder cases, and Alabama better take steps to ensure there are ZERO wrongful executions... or else!"
-- signed God
Next step banding condoms and any other contraceptive
I perform Jen-0-Side in a sock!
this is what happens when you go so far to the right you lose braincells
Might as well criminalize procreation while we're at it because fertilized embryos not implanting and dying is very common occurrence. The only reason to ban IVF and not procreation is if you have infertile people.
Nutting is genocide brother!
You described it perfectly.... SO BUSTED
Never could I have imagined Roe V Wade would be overturned. It has caused me so much disdain for this country and has made me feel so helpless. I am so angry and I despise anyone who has used religion and pseudoscience to justify taking away women’s rights. Anyone who is anti-abortion has such an immense amount of ignorance and privilege and will never understand or experience the consequences of these decisions.
that was a fire start for a video
Well to me that looks like bubbles in a dish! I know those are embryos but not a human.
Welcome to 2005 glad we made it here together
That kid better put some clothes on before you get marked for CP in the thumbnail
0:20 You know, I'm something of a mass murderer myself
I hope they never find out what happens in the menstrual cycle
So this is my question. Does this now mean that an embryo can be used on taxes or women in the early stage of pregnanc? You are able to claim this child as extra income on taxes, Does this now mean that this embryo gets a social, Does that mean that this child has to be on your health insurance, They are making all these rulings about what life is and isn't, but aren't making laws that reflect these changes
This situation is completely despicable, but honestly maybe it's a good thing that less babies will be born in Alabama...
This is so incredibly classist. The only reason it’s Alabama and not California is because of poverty, gerrymandering (a majority of people living in Alabama are impoverished people of color), and lack of funding to public education. It’s not the people, it’s capitalism, it’s rich billionaires investing in the destruction of a state and the cheap labor of its citizens (Alabama has the lowest wages that does not adjust to the ever rising costs of living). Aside from all of that, this hearing does not just affect those wishing for children. This effects pregnant women because they losing access to healthcare as hospitals are completely shutting down their labor and delivery units because of multiple lawsuits that are being reintroduced due to the response of this hearing and healthcare workers who already make next to nothing will be laid off. I know that it’s funny to shit on southern states, but it’s important to remember that a majority of us did not choose to live here and can’t afford to leave.
Nothing makes sense
yeah
We are so cooked.