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  • @AmandaTheJedi
    @AmandaTheJedi  Před 2 lety +1815

    I love that the people who found the footage added audio to the jump scares that was epic

    • @Wolvie181
      @Wolvie181 Před 2 lety +46

      Kinda ruins the found footage illusion.

    • @jonathanwright8025
      @jonathanwright8025 Před 2 lety +9

      Do you ever plan on reviewing "What Happened, Brittney Murphey"? It was also produced by Jason Blum.

    • @cooki3monstrrr
      @cooki3monstrrr Před 2 lety +3

      😂😂

    • @atmosphericentry0
      @atmosphericentry0 Před 2 lety +15

      this is one of the reasons why i didnt like it. the jumpscare with the little boy in the window wouldn't even be half as scary if they didnt have the loud edited BANG in it

    • @mycolebrown4719
      @mycolebrown4719 Před 2 lety +1

      Nice flag at 4:04

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Před 2 lety +1498

    "Why do people do stupid things?!?"
    So the movie can happen.

    • @artzyparty2377
      @artzyparty2377 Před 2 lety +63

      "It just feels like maybe they would not do some of these things."
      "Listen, I'm gonna need you to get alllll the way off my back about this."

    • @shubhiaggarwal429
      @shubhiaggarwal429 Před 2 lety +38

      I love how people just understood the pitch meeting reference.
      It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @loukritiablack3573
      @loukritiablack3573 Před 2 lety +2

      Or what we call an idiotplot.

    • @itskashkashi
      @itskashkashi Před 2 lety +26

      @@shubhiaggarwal429 pitch meeting references are tight!

    • @DashingPunkSamurai
      @DashingPunkSamurai Před 2 lety +26

      My favorite part is when the paranormal activity begins to happen
      “Hey that’s the name of the movie”

  • @Lunarose66
    @Lunarose66 Před 2 lety +718

    “You have literally 15 seasons of Supernatural!”
    Literally me during any horror movie anymore. 🤣

    • @allih8021
      @allih8021 Před 2 lety +29

      Also, per Supernatural Asmodeus (and Lucifer, for that matter) definitely pronounces his name Ahs-mow-day-us - so clearly these non-Amish are also dealing with a demon who is really a pretender to the throne.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 Před 2 lety +2

      @@allih8021 I'm glad to hear that tiny me reading Redwall was correct.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic Před 2 lety +1333

    Amanda for the reboot of Supernatural.

    • @jazzspider8569
      @jazzspider8569 Před 2 lety +22

      Agreed Toppicy-Woppicy

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 Před 2 lety +12

      ay didn’t expect you here

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo Před 2 lety +29

      But which character shall she play? I vote for ALL OF THEM.

    • @JDM-is-my-name
      @JDM-is-my-name Před 2 lety +41

      @@sunnyandthechlo only Amanda, with a cameo from Nick Cage, who only plays the women who burn on the ceiling

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 2 lety +13

      Amanda for Mary Winchester!!

  • @julphines
    @julphines Před 2 lety +555

    I would just like to point out that Asmodeus represents lust, not chaotically possessing people or destroying Norweigan villages.

    • @warmbaloney3326
      @warmbaloney3326 Před 2 lety +122

      They did him so dirty, my dude is just here to have a good time 😭😭😭

    • @t.ris_
      @t.ris_ Před 2 lety +5

      Lmfao

    • @dreamiinotdream730
      @dreamiinotdream730 Před 2 lety +75

      Damn so it should’ve just been like one big gang bang? Would’ve been an interesting parody film

    • @j24030
      @j24030 Před 2 lety +24

      asmodeus more like ass-modeus, am I right 😃

    • @SeraphimCramer
      @SeraphimCramer Před 2 lety +58

      @@dreamiinotdream730 That awkward moment when the porn parody is more accurate than the original.

  • @rotundrodent
    @rotundrodent Před 2 lety +251

    "there's probably a bigger reason I'd be going to hell" lmao same

  • @donnamitsuki281
    @donnamitsuki281 Před 2 lety +414

    Y'all remember that scene in Tall Girl where the protagonist gets shown a video of her friend and the other guy fighting but it keeps being different shots showing they forgot it was supposed to be filmed by one person in a phone.
    Yeah that's how it feels here sometimes. It ain't good.

  • @Effaly_
    @Effaly_ Před 2 lety +450

    omg I can't stop laughing. There are footprints in blood on the ceiling and they tried to explain it as unusual menstruation. Who doesn't know about the periods where you walk on the ceiling in your own blood?!?🤣

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre Před 2 lety +79

      I think these are the kinds of experts in female anatomy that develop abortion legislation in the US…

    • @sianais
      @sianais Před 2 lety +65

      Ceiling periods are the worst!

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre Před 2 lety +70

      “For those extra, extra heavy flow days - sacks of salt.”

    • @veenoir1991
      @veenoir1991 Před 2 lety +7

      @@AVspectre 🤣😂

    • @deereye87
      @deereye87 Před 2 lety +14

      Gonna tell my boyfriend I’m on my ceiling period.

  • @destinyknight2410
    @destinyknight2410 Před 2 lety +1595

    I'm just gonna leave this here since my state does have quite the Amish population, we do see them in Walmart quite a lot. I don't know about the Tiktok part, but at the very least, I have seen many Amish families go in and out of Walmart when I go. Hope this clears up any confusion

    • @sarmaangel
      @sarmaangel Před 2 lety +249

      Same, we see Amish people even at Costco. They use technology if they have to. We have this one Amish run shop that is open in the Summer and it has electronics and tech so that people can use cards.

    • @samanthanorton4538
      @samanthanorton4538 Před 2 lety +178

      I assume knowing about TikTok would come from a person coming back from Rumspringa and telling the others about it.

    • @JamieMarzy
      @JamieMarzy Před 2 lety +101

      I live in central PA. We see Amish and Mennonites everywhere. Horses and buggies on the roads too lol.

    • @symonew33
      @symonew33 Před 2 lety +64

      I live in Ohio and I see Amish people in Walmart and Costco all the time

    • @kyidyl
      @kyidyl Před 2 lety +41

      They're on tiktok. I've seen them on my fyp.

  • @YinYangAngel55
    @YinYangAngel55 Před 2 lety +18

    thanks to Helluva Boss the first thought that comes to mind when she mentioned asmodeus was "Gimme a thrust, show me some lust."

  • @foxycritter
    @foxycritter Před 2 lety +23

    The fact that they chose Asmodeus, the demonic spirit of LUST, for the primary villain of the paranormal activity series is hilarious.

  • @lanathebeholder9813
    @lanathebeholder9813 Před 2 lety +102

    Imagine a horror movie where an alien eats and splatters a sorority house and then the police come by and attribute the crime scene to a particularly severe menstrual cycle.

  • @Xavis0
    @Xavis0 Před 2 lety +427

    "Is that Voldemort?!"
    That gave me flashbacks of a video project back in elementary school (it was just after the first Harry Potter movie came out). I played Voldemort in it, but the zero budget meant it was just me at a bad angle with night vision on.

  • @maxrona137
    @maxrona137 Před 2 lety +578

    The shot of Margot about to jump out the window where she says "This'll be interesting" and then cuts to he next day drove me crazy! Oh, will it be interesting? I guess I'll just have to take your word for it!!

    • @j0j01192
      @j0j01192 Před 2 lety +11

      I immediately said, oh so before they all die they edited the film and then left it… got it 😂

    • @babiegat
      @babiegat Před 2 lety +2

      🤣 fr I was like did we just jump to the next day? For what!!?

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 Před 2 lety +266

    That “excuse me what the fuck!?” was hilarious.

  • @ninjshad3
    @ninjshad3 Před 2 lety +120

    I need a Harry Potter fanfiction set when Harry is like 90 years old and the second wizarding war is officially classified as "history" and not really something people think about anymore, and Voldemort comes back to life and he shows up in like Hogsmeade or something and one of the kids just goes "is that Voldemort"? In exactly your tone and then just goes on with their day like nothing happened.

    • @bluegreenglue6565
      @bluegreenglue6565 Před 2 lety +14

      I would like to fund the cinematic version of this story please! : D

  • @nerneea
    @nerneea Před 2 lety +70

    "A cult, KIDS, and a ghost?!" Yup, every single one of those just as terrifying as the other.

  • @riakun
    @riakun Před 2 lety +85

    Movie: *shows the name "Asmodeus" in the footage*
    Me, a cultured person: You mean the king of demons from Jewish legends/ prince of the Lust Ring from Helluva Boss?

    • @angiebee7344
      @angiebee7344 Před 2 lety +12

      not me literally digging for this comment

    • @thatlycantomboy
      @thatlycantomboy Před 2 lety +9

      *quietly pushes up glasses* Or the lord of the nine hells in Dungeons and Dragons?

    • @stargazerthecat
      @stargazerthecat Před 2 lety +2

      The secondary antagonist of Puppet History?

  • @syrisa
    @syrisa Před 2 lety +139

    After the first one, I remember my friend put up a camera in his room. He thought his house was haunted and he wanted proof

    • @AmandaTheJedi
      @AmandaTheJedi  Před 2 lety +79

      Did he get it

    • @syrisa
      @syrisa Před 2 lety +25

      He says so

    • @tyfraserweeks9216
      @tyfraserweeks9216 Před 2 lety +81

      @@syrisa Tell him to save it. Maybe he can sell it to a studio and have it made into Paranormal Activity 17.

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre Před 2 lety +16

      @@AmandaTheJedi Asking the real questions…

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy Před 2 lety +70

    It would be nice if the creepy village in a horror movie were not actually the bad guys, but just a red herring.

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 Před 2 lety +13

      That actually was an X-Files episode in season 1. There’s a series of freaky paranormal murders and Mulder thinks it’s linked to a reclusive puritan village nearby (they don’t say it’s the Amish but we all know who they’re basing it on) and the twist is that the village itself is an alien colony but they actually were not involved in the murders. One of their exiles just went rogue and decided to start killing people.

  • @morganrichardson8859
    @morganrichardson8859 Před 2 lety +243

    Besides the quality issue, my main problem with the movie is that Margot didn't have a daughter. How would they continue to pass along the possession after Margot's body gets old and die?

    • @AmandaTheJedi
      @AmandaTheJedi  Před 2 lety +109

      Yeah I talk about that a bit - it was really just a temporary solution

    • @morganrichardson8859
      @morganrichardson8859 Před 2 lety +45

      I should have finished the video before commenting because Amanda says the same thing at the end.

    • @bernardoflores1819
      @bernardoflores1819 Před 2 lety +22

      I thought that what happened to Margot the night before was that she was r4p3d by the ghost/demon/whatever. They say there was an unusual amount of blood for menstruation and that would explain how the possession would continue

    • @fuzzyapple
      @fuzzyapple Před 2 lety +38

      @@bernardoflores1819 but the demon doesn't want to possess anyone, it wants to be free. It would make more sense that the blood was the result of a sloppy demonic hysterectomy

    • @nightnaughty
      @nightnaughty Před 2 lety +2

      The demon got it self free so i guess it's a moot point

  • @bmorgan3435
    @bmorgan3435 Před 2 lety +301

    In regards to the “how does the Amish know about tiktok?” question, I know a girl who goes to my school (not Amish) who dated an Amish kid and she had a tiktok where she talked about it with her Amish friends. So at least where I live they know about it. Also I know this isn’t Walmart, but the piggly wiggly in my town has a place for the Amish to park their buggies.

    • @RazeAndSew
      @RazeAndSew Před 2 lety +14

      Amish kids all over would know about it, if Rumspringa caused Amish to come back with that knowledge

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 Před 2 lety +18

      Piggly wiggly sounds like a store I'd absolutely insist on visiting if I ever go to the US just to make a picture of the name. 😁

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 Před 2 lety +8

      The Amish kids also work in their stores so they interact with regular people. The Amish in my area have generators for emergencies and have utilities county requirement they just don't use it outside their stores

    • @bookshelfhoney
      @bookshelfhoney Před 2 lety +3

      @@paisleesheppard5629 I'm from Canada but I lived in the south for 5 years and I was delighted by Piggly wiggly!! They have merch too you can get a mug or a t shirt and a hat I think. I lost my coffee mug though rip :( oh!!! And they have delightful store-brand versions of things like breakfast cereals and boxed mac and cheese

    • @hinorae
      @hinorae Před 2 lety +6

      Also depends on if they are actually Mennonite and not Amish? Similar living style but one integrates with modern society and the other doesn’t. So very easy to confuse with one another if you don’t know better.

  • @SnuSnuDungeon
    @SnuSnuDungeon Před 2 lety +59

    A demon can get out of a pit it's been trapped in and instantly figure out how to drive!?

    • @cayreet5992
      @cayreet5992 Před 2 lety +7

      Probably rides on the mind of the host - if the host can drive, so can the demon.

    • @MrKstate21
      @MrKstate21 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah but that ending was actually kinda cool so I’ll allow it

  • @swiftfated
    @swiftfated Před 2 lety +10

    You know, a great twist on the found footage genre would incorporate those "who is filming this???" moments by having the ending twist be that a secret creepy antagonist filming the characters too, and having the impossible shots become more obvious as the movie continues.

  • @limerence8365
    @limerence8365 Před 2 lety +40

    It's obvious who was doing the filming, the ghost! Seriously, it would be hilarious if they made a super serious found footage horror movie where the ghost finds the camera and starts recording and that's how we got so many shots.

    • @Cheezbuckets
      @Cheezbuckets Před měsícem

      Reverse Paranormal Activity where the ghost is possessing cameras in an attempt to get the completely oblivious people in the house to notice the haunting with a video record of things being thrown across the room. 😂

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 Před 2 lety +36

    Yeah you don't need to stay an extra night just because your car doesn't work.
    You can just walk out

  • @LSnicket
    @LSnicket Před 2 lety +194

    As someone scared of scary movies but interested nonetheless, I love that you talk about those.

    • @allih8021
      @allih8021 Před 2 lety +18

      100% me. Amanda's reaction clips sound exactly like me "watching" a horror movie but she, you know, actually watches it. (I used quotation marks because when I watch horror movies I do it from behind my hands/blanket/pillow/other available object so as not to get the super scary images stuck in my head) I enjoy horror movies....from a distance, I guess?? LOL.

  • @MeccaPictures
    @MeccaPictures Před 2 lety +23

    Hey Amanda! I worked on the film in casting! The script was a PA script from the beginning and 90% of the demon was not CGI! Thanks for some of the awesome shoutouts to our local talent in Buffalo Ny!

  • @fahm90
    @fahm90 Před 2 lety +157

    2 thirds of the movie where great, this concept in the hands of the director that did midssomar would be mindblowing, but this movie goes to hell in the last third

    • @AmandaTheJedi
      @AmandaTheJedi  Před 2 lety +75

      See Ari Aster wouldn't do this because he already did Midsommar but I totally get what you mean. And agreed! It goes to shit when the thing can actually run at them

    • @fahm90
      @fahm90 Před 2 lety +22

      @@AmandaTheJedi the post office Man saying "those are not amish was a great scene, simple, but of course the post Man knows the people, AND they they End it with "Mom?" To then actívate trap hole (Yugioh reference)

  • @suzzanahbessette6989
    @suzzanahbessette6989 Před 2 lety +69

    So, this movie was filmed about half an hour from where I live. The film crew actually stayed at the hotel up the street from me for a bit. If it helps explain all the Amish/English interaction, they live in the same area as us here. It's quite a rural county and I live in the largest town, and would walk to the closest Amish house in about 20 minutes from my house in the middle of downtown. Amish people use our stores, go to the same doctors, and are friends with many of the people in our communities. There are even a few people in our town that the Amish hire regularly to drive them around and use their phones to do business. This would easily make them know about tik tok. They are not however allowed to use any of this unless they are on Rumspringa. Also, as for the bear hunting in shitty dark weather, it starts snowing here in October and doesn't stop until like the end of April, and by November it's dark around 430, so that dull kinda dusk looking scene was probably not actually very late lol

  • @G12G4
    @G12G4 Před 2 lety +19

    The fact they have a church building would be a pretty dead giveaway that they aren't Amish.

    • @amypattie7004
      @amypattie7004 Před 2 lety +1

      I just googled this. I actually think that’s really cool

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 Před 2 lety +54

    When I saw the trailer for this I was like “wait didn’t those stop?”

  • @larissaschwab7218
    @larissaschwab7218 Před 2 lety +85

    Honestly, I would love to see Amanda do a Let's Play of Until Dawn and Outlast, would be so much fun!

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 2 lety +10

      I believe she did Until Dawn but I might be wrong!!

    • @kiram.3619
      @kiram.3619 Před 2 lety +8

      Yes!!!
      Edit: just looked it up, she did do that :D Gonna be off to those videos now.

  • @Art-zp1qg
    @Art-zp1qg Před 2 lety +108

    Can’t wait for Final Destination 6, the only scary thing about those movies always was that they might make another one after all.

  • @kriscynical
    @kriscynical Před 2 lety +180

    I've been subbed to you since 30K and now seeing that you're almost to half a million?! Holy shit, Amanda, that's amazing!

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm guessing most people with half a million subs proooooobably started out at lower numbers. Lol

    • @kriscynical
      @kriscynical Před 2 lety +17

      @@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 It's an _indicator of time_ while remarking on how much her channel has exploded, ffs. 🤦‍♀️

  • @jolakristin281
    @jolakristin281 Před 2 lety +7

    Asmodeus is Magnus' dad in shadow hunters btw - i could only think of that 😅

  • @atmosphericentry0
    @atmosphericentry0 Před 2 lety +13

    I felt it was very Blair Witch meets Midsommar without the sunlight

    • @atmosphericentry0
      @atmosphericentry0 Před 2 lety +1

      Also it annoyed me in the end where there's a shot where NO ONE could have been realistically holding the camera yet they still acknowledge it. It made absolutely no since like, who was filming??? The demon???

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 Před 2 lety +40

    My theory about the “ghost” in Sarah’s old room is that Sarah was containing the demon within her but over time the demon was starting to take control over her and push her spirit out of her body like she basically died or is dying so the demon can have full control and they need to transfer the demon into the daughter so they can start anew with holding back the demon in a healthier living body. So Sarah’s spirit, now without a body, was in the house I think trying to warn/scare Margot off into leaving so that she wouldn’t have to face the whole demon drama. Also their story is that Sarah was made pregnant by an outsider so she was shunned. We know they are liars so I think maybe Sarah was forced by someone else in the community into having a daughter while she was locked in the attic. I think it’s been a chain of them forcing the specific bloodline into having daughters and lie and say it was from an outsider as a reason for her being locked away in the attic when really it was because she was the demon vessel and had to be locked up. I think Sarah was trying to break the chain by escaping with her daughter but they found Sarah and Margot and brought them both back. They may have had plans to get Margot pregnant after transferring the demon into her and moving her into the attic where she would essentially become their prisoner. That’s why John calls Sarah “selfish” and “rebellious”. She wasn’t giving in to being a sacrifice for the “greater good” like the women before her might have been okay with it or took it on as a duty

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf Před 2 lety +3

      Sounds about right, but I'd about the whole getting her pregnant afterthefact cause who the hell would they force to impregnate a demon in a ring of salt? No doubt Asmodeus would try to kill the child or the impregnate considering they don't want to be contained. Its also clear that Sarah's mother was more than likely the vessel before Sarah considering they don't mention her. After she had Sarah (and a future vessel as a result), they probably made her the vessel

  • @nogahbarouch938
    @nogahbarouch938 Před 2 lety +213

    I just have to know what you thought of the "Fear Street" trilogy? Have you seen it?

    • @danrsmoura
      @danrsmoura Před 2 lety +20

      All of them are amazing movies.

    • @Sarahc-mn1tr
      @Sarahc-mn1tr Před 2 lety +11

      Other than excessive sexual content, I liked the trilogy.

    • @arianal.merchan9869
      @arianal.merchan9869 Před 2 lety +8

      I loooved them, and I would love to hear what Amanda thought about them

    • @bradyweed4124
      @bradyweed4124 Před 2 lety +9

      I really enjoyed them, just some good fun. Made a great afternoon binge

    • @RazeAndSew
      @RazeAndSew Před 2 lety +6

      I didn't want some of the characters to die, I like some of them too much lol

  • @liabe18
    @liabe18 Před 2 lety +7

    petition to make Amanda watch all 15 season of supernatural and review them?

  • @esoroo1814
    @esoroo1814 Před 2 lety +29

    Okay I know movie has to movie but I feel like any sane person would run after seeing the inside of that church and you know NOT GO INTO THE PIT

  • @thirdwinchester
    @thirdwinchester Před 2 lety +95

    As a big Supernatural fan, Sam would deal with the demon while Dean flirted with Margot lol

  • @amandaramey9760
    @amandaramey9760 Před 2 lety +24

    After the short mention of Supernatural, I would love to see a breakdown of your favorite episode(s) now upon rewatch

  • @SkiddlyBink
    @SkiddlyBink Před 2 lety +11

    i feel like this was definitely a good concept/script that got warped into a paranormal activity 'sequel' - like there's so many decent ideas here. the shot down into the pit. the being sitting on the bed. the actual decent human being boyfriend figure

  • @javierl4320
    @javierl4320 Před 2 lety +6

    To me the way she says "do you have tik tok" sounds like the tone to ask someone "do you have tea"

  • @warmbaloney3326
    @warmbaloney3326 Před 2 lety +8

    The movie chosing Asmodeus as the demon made me cackle so much, cause the first time I'd heard of him was in a demon dating sim. 😂😭😂😭

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus Před 2 lety +22

    If they had abandoned the whole found footage idea, then this would sound like a really interesting concept. As it is, it sounds like a mix between The Last Exorcism and Midsommar. Which....meh.

  • @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155
    @arrow_of_ravenclaw5155 Před 2 lety +54

    I remember seeing a trailer for this before eternals. I remember when I was terrified of a trailer for ghost dimension before terminator geneses when I was 11. It was kind of nostalgic. I was surprised they were still making these

    • @AmandaTheJedi
      @AmandaTheJedi  Před 2 lety +17

      yeah I heard they were playing trailers for it in the states that's wild to me

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 Před 2 lety

      @@AmandaTheJedi can concur I saw the trailer in theaters and was kind of surprised when you said it was only on stream

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 Před 2 lety +4

      Ha! I saw part of Scary Movie at 8 because my Mom and her friends forgot that I and their kids were still up. Scary Movie is a parody, but we saw the part where the cheerleader breaks her own leg and her head is cut off. The adults realized that we were still there and sent us to bed. _BEFORE_ the comedy part where Discount Jason Voorhees dumps the girl's head in the lost & found bin because she keeps chattering. 🤦‍♀️
      That could've saved my circadian rhythm. 8 - 11 year old me was fully prepared to be the first victim so home invaders would then leave because my screams would alert my parents and the neighbors.
      I was a selfless 8 year old 😅🤦‍♀️
      I'm 26 years old today and now take sleeping meds. 8 - 11 year-old me staying awake to guard my Mom from the inevitable monster that'd come kill us all, permanently skewed my circadian rhythm.

  • @nathaliemorrison6882
    @nathaliemorrison6882 Před 2 lety +7

    So these guys really forgot about the DRONE they had and just went for the "spelunking into a hole" option, huh?

  • @bbear2695
    @bbear2695 Před 2 lety +46

    yeah amish shop at walmart, they ride trains and airplanes. for every amish countertop bread starter (in a ziplock no less) you get 3 amish recipes with marshmallow fluff and jarred mayonnaise. seems to me at the end of the day its just down to performative othering and control of their wamens and younguns (property.) in other words, religion.

  • @alyssaashford5218
    @alyssaashford5218 Před 2 lety +50

    You know things are bad when an Amish woman is fully willing to abandon her infant child. There's a tragic murder in the Amish community that the entire community tried to do something about where a dude with severe mental health issues snapped and brutally killed his wife and I believe the community had actually taken his own children from him so that they were not at risk either in case he killed again. So if that mom couldn't even be certain that her own child was safe within that environment, just maybe don't go back.

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah, you would think Margo would Google things about it since she ya know? Had the tape and said herself that she looked to be being chased

  • @BunnySquishums
    @BunnySquishums Před 2 lety +11

    I live right on the edge of Amish Country in Pennsylvania. I can't tell you how many times I've seen Amish folks in Walmart or Target, or any other general goods store. Amish teenagers flock to Sheetz and talk about Instagram or Tiktok. My daughter is friends with a few Amish children who know what the internet is.
    I'm sure plenty of Amish people conform strictly to the whole no technology, live off the land stuff. But there are plenty that don't stick to it so much. It's not as weird as some people like to pretend it is.

  • @Hessed3712
    @Hessed3712 Před 2 lety +7

    I lived in MD for a few years in a small town. The Amish totally shopped at Walmart. Some even had cell phones.

  • @iainronald4217
    @iainronald4217 Před 2 lety +4

    Damn man, I knew I recognized the guy who plays Chris in this but just realized he's the kid that Kim and Jimmy scam into taking a plea deal in season 5 of Better Call Saul. Wow, that's a random-ass connection.

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay Před 2 lety +6

    I don't know if the Amish also do this, but we have a Mennonite community where I live. I'll see them driving vans, shopping in Walmart, going to get fast food, and they do know about phone stuff like tiktok but don't have phones themselves. I think the mennonite community is less strict than the Amish but still similar enough they can be confused for each other.

    • @tto198
      @tto198 Před 2 lety

      I was wondering about that. It looks like the gap between the way some Amish live, especially when visiting or doing business in the outside world, and the way Mennonites live is becoming smaller from an outsider's perspective.

  • @TwiggyHetfield27
    @TwiggyHetfield27 Před 2 lety +64

    "Even if you started thinking about it too much some things start seeming dumb"
    Like how they used the symbol of the Triple Moon Goddess in the trailer. As a Wiccan I get the whole "witch" troupe & using pentagrams & shit for "evil" visuals. But I honestly got a bit offended by it. Considering the Triple Moon Goddess is not in any way shape or form evil. And judging by Amanda's review here (haven't seen the movie) there was no pentagrams or "witchy" symbols other then there being a "white witch" I'm just confused on why they would use that particular symbol in the trailer when it's got nothing to do with the movie.

    • @kaiseremotion854
      @kaiseremotion854 Před 2 lety +3

      tbf better than showing 80% of the movie in teh trailer

    • @NeloBladeOfRanni
      @NeloBladeOfRanni Před 2 lety +5

      So much this
      Reminds me of how CAOS had the "Pagans" be evil and the satanic witches be good lmfao

    • @TwiggyHetfield27
      @TwiggyHetfield27 Před 2 lety +2

      @@NeloBladeOfRanni To be fair they made angels evil too 🤣 They did shift though by worshiping Hecate, which I approved of lol

    • @Elora445
      @Elora445 Před 2 lety +5

      In all horror movies there are so many wrong things concerning pagan stuff. Heck, in all kinds of movies and series they tend to get pagan stuff wrong as hell. See: tarot cards. They always use the Death card as something ominous, and I always sit here and go: "You know that's a positive card, right? More like a rebirth kind of card..." If they want an ominous card, why not use the Tower card? But noooo. Annoys me every time. So doesn't surprise me that they use deities of some kind wrong. Another example: Hades.

    • @kaiseremotion854
      @kaiseremotion854 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Elora445 hades in general was the best god iirc.
      also we should make a movie

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime Před rokem +1

    “Don’t look up anything weird!”
    *immediately searches a demon*

  • @solitud3is_bliss
    @solitud3is_bliss Před 2 lety +13

    this is more like REC than paranormal activity

  • @blackismyfavoritecolor869
    @blackismyfavoritecolor869 Před 2 lety +41

    Yes I've heard they've made a new Paranormal Activity movie and I've also heard that it's basically doo doo on a stick. Paranormal Activity the Amish Edition.

  • @ericathegypsy4946
    @ericathegypsy4946 Před 2 lety +5

    I didn't like any of the paranormal activity movies,but I liked this one. Was even creepier since I live in amish country(eventhough the family in this movie wern't amish)was creepy,had eerie envirments,and good acting. Something the other movies did not have. Great video,Blessed Be.

  • @neal8262
    @neal8262 Před 2 lety +36

    Did you ever watch the old Redwall cartoons? I always want to pronounce Asmodeus the way you do because of that series.

    • @Alansaurus
      @Alansaurus Před 2 lety +6

      YESSS SUCH A GOOD SERIES

    • @shareetz3154
      @shareetz3154 Před 2 lety +3

      omg yes, the hissing snake asssssmodeussss with the hypnotic eyes 👀👀

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Před 2 lety +3

      Yes!! Thats how I first heard the name!!

    • @neal8262
      @neal8262 Před 2 lety +1

      @@filmfangirls9163 Same!

    • @carolinegordon499
      @carolinegordon499 Před 2 lety +3

      You posting this led me to find out that the cartoon is available on Tubi. So I know what I’m doing with the rest of my weekend

  • @isabellegrady4324
    @isabellegrady4324 Před 2 lety +16

    your comedic timing was so perfect on this one lol you're quickly becoming one of my favourite content creators

  • @WhiteRaven696
    @WhiteRaven696 Před 2 lety +6

    WHY WOULD THEY NOT LEAVE?! IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO EASY TO WRITE IN THEIR CAR BEING DAMAGED.

  • @DavidKen878
    @DavidKen878 Před 2 lety +3

    Amanda hit it nail right on the head! Margot gets thrown to the ceiling by an unseen force and her first though is to try and grab her camera to film it. 😳🙄🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @atimidbirb
    @atimidbirb Před 2 lety +1

    "Why did that happen? Demon shit."
    This is my new go-to quote for movies

  • @vivien3630
    @vivien3630 Před 2 lety +14

    kinda feeling special for being so early hehe

  • @LeFroge
    @LeFroge Před 2 lety +1

    15:38 *woman goes flying up into the ceiling* Amanda: “yup….there she goes.” 😂😂

  • @allipendragon1980
    @allipendragon1980 Před 2 lety +2

    My dumb ass heard Asmodeus and instantly thought of Obey Me 😂

  • @osteophagus
    @osteophagus Před 2 lety +9

    I was like 15 when the first Paranormal Activity came out. That and the original Blaire Witch Project started my absolute love of found film horror movies. I'm really very sad that the PA franchise had taken a swan dive down the toilet.

  • @mattbaltimore7195
    @mattbaltimore7195 Před 2 lety +7

    My reaction for this movie is just:
    "THEY STILL MAKE YOU????? "

  • @eleftheriak.8889
    @eleftheriak.8889 Před 2 lety +3

    Honestly the few scenes you put in this seem fun to watch , dialogue and vibe wise ,so while its not flawless, im down to watch this

  • @EBRyan-ri4tt
    @EBRyan-ri4tt Před 2 lety +1

    The term for taking an unrelated movie and attaching a dead IP to it should be called "Cloverfielding"

  • @tantetoska5379
    @tantetoska5379 Před 2 lety +4

    I keep getting ads for this movie and it looked sooooo bad omg. Let this series rest already please

  • @Smieska_13
    @Smieska_13 Před 2 lety +8

    this is the 3rd time since October there was a focus on Asmodeus in something I watched regularly. pretty sus if you ask me

  • @barbaradiniz7283
    @barbaradiniz7283 Před 2 lety +5

    What if Asmodeous is her father? Like, we don't know what happened with her mother and her preparation for sacrifice

  • @kimberlyterasaki4843
    @kimberlyterasaki4843 Před 2 lety +26

    This looks like Midsummer knockoff except the characters are even more dumb and less isolated, making it even weirder that they stay so long.

  • @kkelseym
    @kkelseym Před 2 lety +3

    You know I'm starting to realize a lot of the protags of horror films are actually the villians because they always let lose this super dangerous demon because they're too busy trying to save themselves.

    • @fisheyenomiko
      @fisheyenomiko Před 2 lety +2

      Now *there's* an idea for a horror movie.

    • @abigaileldritch
      @abigaileldritch Před rokem

      But the demon would’ve gotten out anyway because the vessel was dying. That’s why they lured Margot in.

  • @chelseaadams5454
    @chelseaadams5454 Před 2 lety +4

    "Thank you, Supernatural, for teaching me the real life lessons!"
    The Winchester way! Salt, holy water, burn that shit!

  • @samm2686
    @samm2686 Před 2 lety +5

    I love your channel! Side note though, I like that the hint about not being Amish included going to Walmart. I live in Ohio aka the state with almost as many Amish as PA. And I don't live in the Amishy part but my dad's family does. And like my aunt takes vans full of Amish people on trips to Walmart

  • @bingewatcherfanatic996
    @bingewatcherfanatic996 Před 2 lety +21

    This movie wasn't that bad but im feeling like since next of kin is a standalone film its better if they want to continue the franchise but as an anthology because they it will be better? Just my opinion though after watching the film

  • @namelessghuleh666
    @namelessghuleh666 Před 2 lety +11

    this is making me want to rewatch the first paranormal activity 👀. even though all the scares are just cheesy bs, it still manages to scare me somehow lol. also i've had ghost's "year zero" stuck in my head since the first mention of asmodeus 🤘

  • @blablablam100
    @blablablam100 Před 2 lety +25

    my 2 cents are that they should have asked an actual german speaker for that sign. i don't think they did 😔

    • @skiddadleskidoodle4094
      @skiddadleskidoodle4094 Před 2 lety

      It’s actually correct for once

    • @blablablam100
      @blablablam100 Před 2 lety

      @@skiddadleskidoodle4094 i was gonna say "so weit nicht weiter" sounds super weird/inauthentic without "und" or any punctuation (a comma or something) but i guess idk how the amish do it lol

    • @skiddadleskidoodle4094
      @skiddadleskidoodle4094 Před 2 lety +1

      @@blablablam100 yeah for sure- punctuation or „und“ would have been better but I kind of think it fits the vibe- the church and writing seem to be a little older (for American standards)
      I just see so much terribly incorrect German in tv shows and movies, I was just happy to see something generally correct tbh :D

  • @brisebastiano4974
    @brisebastiano4974 Před 2 lety +10

    "Nope!" Please do more back and forth reaction videos ike these! "Pull her up pull her up pull her up!" Your editing like, punctuated everything perfectly🤣 "she's potato peeling her hand and we never see or hear from her again!" my side hurts from laughing lol you made me choke on my tea and I'm not even mad about it😂😂😂
    Side note: About that white witch dealio, I just so happen to be a practicing Witch lol I'm not gonna get all into it, but I have a hard time believing that a "White Witch" would come up with such an ass-backwards way to solve a demon problem! The salt though lol you were right about the salt👌🤷🏻‍♀️ lol

  • @ImCassy
    @ImCassy Před 2 lety +3

    I cannot watch found footage shows because I get super duper sick from the camera movements. So I'm glad I get to watch you "enjoy" it haha.

  • @literaturmurks
    @literaturmurks Před 2 lety +3

    15:42 'Is that Voldemort?' xD

  • @justatroll4282
    @justatroll4282 Před 2 lety +2

    Why did people dislike this? This looks like a solid watch tbh.
    My weekend sleepless night is sorted

  • @simplebeauty120
    @simplebeauty120 Před 2 lety +13

    Ok look, I need you to look into The Owl House. It’s an incredible cartoon on Disney+ that I promise you’ll love. It’s recently been cancelled and when you watch it you’ll understand why daddy Disney decided it didn’t ‘fit’. It’s a travesty. I’m livid and I want justice. Mostly I just hope if we make enough noise they’ll uncancel it.

  • @beccangavin
    @beccangavin Před 2 lety +1

    I know the Amish shopping at WalMart was supposed to be a clue that they aren't really Amish, but there is an Amish community by my dad's house in Michigan and they really do shop at Walmart.

  • @emmettvictor
    @emmettvictor Před 2 lety +6

    I love the detail you go into with the plot holes and what they could’ve/should’ve done better. You paint the picture really well 🎨

  • @Ratatosly
    @Ratatosly Před 2 lety +1

    I really want to know what the height limit on the effects of a salt circle is. Like, if a demon is riding on a plane and passes over a salt circle, do they get yeeted out of the plane?

  • @mpriestleysmith
    @mpriestleysmith Před 2 lety +3

    I definitely think the 'ghost' was the demon trying to scare her away or hurt her so that they wouldn't have a vessel to transfer it into.
    I also think the goat mutant baby and the old woman and the kid acting weird/creepy were signs that the demon was getting stronger as its vessel/Sarah got weaker.

  • @colormewicked88
    @colormewicked88 Před 2 lety +1

    That emblem on her chair looks like an elf’s ear whenever she moves her head.

  • @BipolarIbarelyknowher
    @BipolarIbarelyknowher Před 2 lety +6

    My new response to anyone asking why something happened is going to be "just demon shit."

  • @alexroy5854
    @alexroy5854 Před 2 lety +3

    I wonder what you'll think of Antlers? My Twin bro, sister and I saw it last night and holy SHIT was it dark! We all love the "fierce momma bird" (my sister's beautiful wording) vibes we got from Keri Russell too

  • @tyrannosuperior5248
    @tyrannosuperior5248 Před 2 lety +3

    Maybe it's like Evil Dead where the demon has multiple lesser demons that do it's bidding or is made out of multiple smaller demons. If the movie wants me to think that Asmodeus can only possess one host at a time, then he seems a lot less powerful than the Kandarian Demon... Ash Williams will make short work of him.

  • @vampden
    @vampden Před 2 lety +3

    OMG I WAS JUST WATCHING THIS. I wanted to drop it because the first jumpscare had a sound effect and I was like huh!!!???? But i kept going and now you suddenly post this lol but I missed you!!!!!

    • @AmandaTheJedi
      @AmandaTheJedi  Před 2 lety +1

      It ain't great but I didn't hate it

    • @vampden
      @vampden Před 2 lety

      @@AmandaTheJedi so far I LOVE the quality!

  • @perryjones7771
    @perryjones7771 Před rokem +1

    “The Blair Witch Project” is THE found footage movie fight me.

  • @IknowIamkindagreat
    @IknowIamkindagreat Před 2 lety +48

    Well said, Jedi.
    I feel bad for the writers of this movie. The movie was kind of creepy, well done, but it wasn't a PA movie, clearly, and they stuck that shit title on it and now no one will see it.
    It honestly might be the bets of the series, ironically.
    It had REC vibes, and I even woulda accepted it was:
    Blair Witch: Amish Edition
    but not a PA movie.
    This flick had actual creepy shit and not doors moving and sheets being pulled.

    • @thylionheart
      @thylionheart Před 2 lety +8

      Ngl, I completely forgot it was a Paranormal Activity movie in the process of watching this video until I just read this comment

    • @francislachapelle123
      @francislachapelle123 Před 2 lety

      How was that movie well done? It was clearly a cash grab and milking a franchise that died at the fourth one.

    • @IknowIamkindagreat
      @IknowIamkindagreat Před 2 lety

      @@francislachapelle123 No one got pulled by an invisible person. The scares weren't vapid bangs and doors moving slightly. The story was fairly well thought out and had a decent pace. The creature was creepy, and the location was atmospheric and effective, and the characters all had somewhat decent arcs and were far more likable that MICAHHHHHH..MICAHHHHHHHHHH...MICAHHHHHHHH....and it had a satisfying ending. There you go, fun dance, bruh. Okay little one, your turn, now tell me why it was so bad and you wish you never watched it and other things legitimately no one cares about....

  • @pianogal879
    @pianogal879 Před 2 lety +1

    So Amanda's chair has an emblem that hits just right in some shots and makes her look like an Elf princess. I can totally see it.

  • @roseyroobee
    @roseyroobee Před 2 lety +1

    Every thought I had about this video was thrown out the window the moment you brought up What We Do in the Shadows at the end lol it's like my favorite show right now!