CAN JAMIE OLIVER REDEEM HIMSELF?

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  • čas přidán 30. 01. 2021
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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  Před 3 lety +13070

    Hallo niece and nephew, do you like new intro? Created by Channy & Kimberly: czcams.com/users/channyandkimberly​
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  • @arwahsapi
    @arwahsapi Před 3 lety +20412

    "In Asia you just steal banana leaves from neighbors"
    As an Asian I see no truer words have been spoken.

    • @saucemeboi9744
      @saucemeboi9744 Před 3 lety +1092

      Uffff. True that. I even saw my neighbour put up a huge handwriten warning sign say :
      "Tolong jangan petik daun pisang sini. Bukan tanah bapamu."
      tbh, it's more explicit than that and you can tell he's really upset.

    • @bagasisgood5152
      @bagasisgood5152 Před 3 lety +554

      my mom usually told me to get banana leaves from my neighbour, so this is relatable

    • @akunformalitas
      @akunformalitas Před 3 lety +377

      This brings me back to my childhood bicycling from villages to villages, picking fruits, banana leaves, drinking coconut water right from the trees. The nostalgia.

    • @adityasixviandyj7334
      @adityasixviandyj7334 Před 3 lety +259

      @@bagasisgood5152 also Pandan Leaves too... we have few pots in garden, so many my neighbor ask my mom before take the leaves for cooking. but again, some people just snatch it away....

    • @weighofatsonic1125
      @weighofatsonic1125 Před 3 lety +263

      The perfect time to steal banana leaf is 2AM

  • @eljay5009
    @eljay5009 Před 3 lety +14956

    "So many chair, but nobody sitting in them...just like Jamie Oliver restaurant" 🤣

    • @raine_osu
      @raine_osu Před 3 lety +411

      “So many like, but nobody replying here...just like the amount of friend you have”

    • @GO_Carbs
      @GO_Carbs Před 3 lety +54

      Do you think banana leaf go on trees

    • @raine_osu
      @raine_osu Před 3 lety +89

      @Lupin3rd Arsene nah I’m playing with the joke XD

    • @mallyberns5775
      @mallyberns5775 Před 3 lety +23

      @@raine_osu uncle Rogers's satire, I received it and chuckled abit

    • @feelsbadman5193
      @feelsbadman5193 Před 3 lety +8

      @Lupin3rd Arsene issa joke lmao

  • @jarma6075
    @jarma6075 Před rokem +3011

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree" is up there with "when I was broke I had no money"

  • @tameezosman
    @tameezosman Před rokem +447

    You know the bar is low when uncle Roger measures your success by what you didn’t do wrong 😂

    • @yukivermillion
      @yukivermillion Před rokem +19

      No, you know the bar is low when Jamie Oliver is ground 0 in every video

  • @axlek7620
    @axlek7620 Před 3 lety +6853

    “Jamie, I hope you don’t fuck it up. Otherwise this fish died for nothing.” Fucking comedy gold!

  • @user-ln4nu4ev8m
    @user-ln4nu4ev8m Před 2 lety +6975

    "Do you think banana leaves grow on trees-.. "
    - I died and resurected

  • @johnleinweber6857
    @johnleinweber6857 Před rokem +132

    "He didn't use capri-sun tofu box" DEWD 😂 🤣 😆 😅 😭

  • @codewithzi-5817
    @codewithzi-5817 Před rokem +712

    As a certified Malaysian i would give him this score:
    Ingredients: 6/12
    Technique: 4/4
    Rice: 2/3
    Fish: 1/2
    Sambal belacan: 0/1
    He would have 13/22 score. Not so bad after all this time, just... why did he use tomato puree, it will make the fish more sour because it have the lime already.

    • @KRziin
      @KRziin Před rokem +18

      Take one point off cuz of the banana leaf wrapping

    • @voraxe3032
      @voraxe3032 Před rokem +7

      sister need husband ?

    • @raninalyassin9574
      @raninalyassin9574 Před rokem +4

      @@voraxe3032 😂😂

    • @gamingzindia6809
      @gamingzindia6809 Před rokem

      @@voraxe3032 🤤😂😂😂

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 Před rokem +1

      I'm gonna have to see your Malaysia Certification before I believe you

  • @ArkinAnimation
    @ArkinAnimation Před 3 lety +7497

    That animation Flex.. SO TASTY

  • @mouahmong
    @mouahmong Před 3 lety +2594

    "So many chair but nobody sitting in them like Jamie Oliver restaurant." lmao

  • @throwback7832
    @throwback7832 Před rokem +384

    We use banana leaves in the Philippines too,it's best for fish. We also have our kind of sambal that is called "uyap" or "bagoong" which is a shrimp paste too

  • @partyof_1
    @partyof_1 Před rokem +44

    I love how he says the most generic things when he tastes his meals
    "The flavors, it's all...there"

    • @Pineappolis
      @Pineappolis Před 10 měsíci +6

      It's even funnier when he tries to get specific. I remember him describing his Thai green curry as tasting, "tropical," when the flavours involved were, to all intents and purposes given the quantities of ingredients used and how they were cooked, chicken, shallot and coriander.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 Před 5 měsíci +2

      It may be all there, but it's all in the wrong place.

  • @NickNotori3650
    @NickNotori3650 Před 3 lety +3329

    "Do you think Banana Leafs Grow on Tree"
    - Uncle Roger 2020

  • @AqilZulkiflee
    @AqilZulkiflee Před 3 lety +11751

    Omg i love your anime intro 😂❤️

    • @Flancc
      @Flancc Před 3 lety +94

      I'm Proud to this Malaysia guys

    • @alrahman7684
      @alrahman7684 Před 3 lety +28

      Muncul kat sini?

    • @irfandani2305
      @irfandani2305 Před 3 lety +18

      Shut up

    • @sawii1482
      @sawii1482 Před 3 lety +14

      hmmm sampai ke sini jugak

    • @ylfyg
      @ylfyg Před 3 lety +47

      Thanks to one of his talented fan

  • @Bambo.Gaming
    @Bambo.Gaming Před rokem +41

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree"
    -wise Uncle Roger quote

  • @jahbern
    @jahbern Před 9 měsíci +47

    My husband is Malaysian. He and his brother planted all sorts of plants in the empty field across from their mom’s house here in Florida. Whenever she needs banana leaves or curry leaves or whatever, she goes across the street. Of course, she has a garden with basil and mint and the little stuff out back with the longan tree. They just spent half their Saturday picking longan for her 😂

  • @glitchgaming9093
    @glitchgaming9093 Před 3 lety +3292

    "If you live in white people country and you hate your neighbor, just microwave sambal belacan, let the smell waft over to their house, and they will move out tomorrow." Chemical Warfare introduced to us by Uncle Roger?

    • @adamchch4002
      @adamchch4002 Před 3 lety +57

      When I read this, I was at the part in the video... what are the chances...

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 Před 3 lety +16

      @@adamchch4002 Happens to me all the time

    • @waniuia1897
      @waniuia1897 Před 3 lety +29

      Or durian

    • @AlifNurfakhri
      @AlifNurfakhri Před 3 lety +36

      Did this when I lived in The Hague. Neighbor called the police on me😂

    • @syafiqsahap2012
      @syafiqsahap2012 Před 3 lety +10

      you'll be sued by doing that.In western country they hv rules of neighbourhood

  • @ZarlLarlack
    @ZarlLarlack Před 2 lety +7213

    At this point im convinced jamie is doing his best to impress uncle roger.

    • @nasdfghidgf8081
      @nasdfghidgf8081 Před 2 lety +215

      And i'm convinced that one day Jamie will start a war with his cooking

    • @dolam
      @dolam Před 2 lety +25

      Yeah, me too.

    • @ISWYDTOR
      @ISWYDTOR Před 2 lety +19

      He's actually sending copyright strikes on the channel, so he is one salty fuck.

    • @caleb484
      @caleb484 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ISWYDTOR for real????😩😩😩

    • @ISWYDTOR
      @ISWYDTOR Před 2 lety +26

      @@caleb484 Yeah, Nigel said so on the podcast where he reviewed the Jamie Oliver cookbook.

  • @lanhod
    @lanhod Před rokem +49

    Food processor cuts stuff into smaller pieces, mortar and pestle pounds and squeezes flavourful liquids and essential oils out of them.

  • @your_fat_self
    @your_fat_self Před rokem +19

    "Do you think banana leaves grow on trees?"
    - uncle roger

    • @lanhod
      @lanhod Před rokem

      no. because banana plant is actually herbs not trees

  • @RanDom-zp2tj
    @RanDom-zp2tj Před 3 lety +4033

    His giggles after he loses character is adorable

    • @xpressoyrslf
      @xpressoyrslf Před 3 lety +29

      Agreed

    • @SH-AQ_1
      @SH-AQ_1 Před 3 lety +14

      ah don't be soapy

    • @kevint7288
      @kevint7288 Před 3 lety +19

      B O N K

    • @nervepincher6859
      @nervepincher6859 Před 3 lety +150

      Why you break character, Nephew Nigel? So weak, soooo weak.

    • @q_q123
      @q_q123 Před 3 lety +19

      You're a chair. You're not allowed to have feelings.

  • @Koalateatimes
    @Koalateatimes Před 3 lety +2645

    "This fish so white, it look like it will storm capitol building" *LOST IT*

    • @jaylewis5673
      @jaylewis5673 Před 3 lety +20

      me toooo🤣

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 Před 3 lety +53

      I'm surprised he even kept it in in the bloopers😂

    • @earthscrust9092
      @earthscrust9092 Před 3 lety +5

      Haha

    • @jaylewis5673
      @jaylewis5673 Před 3 lety +5

      @Racist Person h-how?

    • @jaylewis5673
      @jaylewis5673 Před 3 lety +83

      @Racist Person that wasn't stereotyping anyone lol. He was making a joke about an actual event that happened. Also he didn't say, "all white people are terrorists who stormed their own country's capital." He said the fish was as white as the people who did storm the capital. Because white people did storm the capital. Not a stereotype. Just a fact.

  • @hogandonahue9598
    @hogandonahue9598 Před rokem +98

    I'm shocked he did so well

    • @jasontan7920
      @jasontan7920 Před rokem +1

      Im shocked you shocked. He is 50 times better than you..

    • @vdmfh38u8
      @vdmfh38u8 Před měsícem +1

      @@jasontan7920have you seen what he did to the egg fried rice?

    • @jasontan7920
      @jasontan7920 Před měsícem

      @@vdmfh38u8 that one was bad. But this one was ok..

  • @telekidd8559
    @telekidd8559 Před rokem +36

    I heard about Jamie when I was 10 years old already. It's been 30 years since ! It seems like he's been here forever and never gets old.

  • @victornathanael8077
    @victornathanael8077 Před 3 lety +4674

    Plot Twist: Jamie Oliver cooked Malaysian-style fish only to be approved by Uncle Roger

    • @bramveneman
      @bramveneman Před 3 lety +259

      And he still fucked it up 😂

    • @Ash-yl3zc
      @Ash-yl3zc Před 3 lety +127

      Its not a plot twist. He saw how much he fuck up and was like " Oh shit gotta do some shit to look good again"

    • @choncord
      @choncord Před 3 lety +45

      @@Ash-yl3zc
      This actually an older Jamie Oliver program, probably about 3 years older.

    • @leekyleak1709
      @leekyleak1709 Před 3 lety +9

      Dun dun dun dunnnn

    • @gab5012
      @gab5012 Před 3 lety +43

      @@choncord It came out on Jamie Oliver's Official Facebook on 16th January 2021, around 2 weeks ago, so unless he was making a re-post it should be new

  • @chriszuidema
    @chriszuidema Před 3 lety +3111

    Plot twist: the rice was packed, Jamie just put it in a container

    • @Saiko_PATH
      @Saiko_PATH Před 3 lety +29

      .... Can you really not tell packet rice and jasmine rice apart by look? You can see those rice are uncooked. Might not be able to tell if its jasmine or basmati maybe in this video for obvious reasons , but you can see they are uncooked :D

    • @hafyalol673
      @hafyalol673 Před 3 lety +164

      @@Saiko_PATH that was a joke :)

    • @bernardliew4309
      @bernardliew4309 Před 3 lety +58

      @@Saiko_PATH r/woooosh

    • @alliexpressworker
      @alliexpressworker Před 3 lety +4

      WEIOFHSOIFDS I LOWKEY THOUGHT THAT LMAOO

    • @mdhudghkehegsb
      @mdhudghkehegsb Před 3 lety +8

      @@Saiko_PATH It’s a joke my man

  • @fhabyluth6655
    @fhabyluth6655 Před rokem +67

    Me & my wife once went to jamie oliver restaurant in Bali out of curiosity. The ravioli tasted like rubber and the pizza tasted like raw dough. I cant believe that guy tried to cook asian food while he cant even cook western food2💀

    • @rutabega2039
      @rutabega2039 Před 10 měsíci +2

      The investors in Oliver's restaurants had to eat £80 million in losses, which is just an astonishing figure. Chili jam in rice is nothing compared to that.

    • @c.w.8200
      @c.w.8200 Před 9 měsíci +3

      There was a Jamie Oliver restaurant at the Vienna airport and I tried it out of curiosity and I was so angry, I wasted my pre flight breakfast on this tasteless food even though I saw nobody was sitting there. We have some really good restaurants at the Vienna airport and luckily next time I went there the Jamie Oliver was replaced with something better too.

    • @Heavenlyrules
      @Heavenlyrules Před 7 měsíci +1

      As an indonesian. They should ban that resto from opening

  • @hydraftclown3063
    @hydraftclown3063 Před rokem +23

    6:40
    Uncle Roger:"Jamie I hope you don't f*ck it up, otherwise this fish die for nothing"
    Me:"Dying from laughing"

  • @banzaibobA7V
    @banzaibobA7V Před 3 lety +3658

    I want a "vegetables taste like sad" t-shirt.

    • @vinawaldren6888
      @vinawaldren6888 Před 3 lety +41

      I would def make a purchase!

    • @jwl00066
      @jwl00066 Před 3 lety +18

      i’d buy one

    • @user-bk1eu9dr7g
      @user-bk1eu9dr7g Před 3 lety +6

      Me too...

    • @rdr8414
      @rdr8414 Před 3 lety +8

      Wear it to your mum

    • @acetv5333
      @acetv5333 Před 3 lety +13

      You should know that there's many Crazy Vegans (not pertaining to all) our there.

  • @Jason-tz7je
    @Jason-tz7je Před 2 lety +3909

    “You don’t need to ship banana leaf from so far away, you can just steal from neighbor”
    Words of wisdom

    • @Sad_Doge
      @Sad_Doge Před 2 lety +6

      steak yeah.. nice lmao
      Edit : thx god u edit that out

    • @heinrichakiyama227
      @heinrichakiyama227 Před 2 lety +7

      we can just go to our own garden lmao In south east asia everyone have Banana trees :)))

    • @MiserableMidnight
      @MiserableMidnight Před 2 lety +5

      I like your profile picture!! Hana-chan

    • @NothingButGiggles
      @NothingButGiggles Před 2 lety +11

      Same vibe as stealing fruit off the branches that are hanging in my yard
      My oranges now fools

    • @malikfaisal416
      @malikfaisal416 Před 2 lety +2

      I did that

  • @lamjingyao1340
    @lamjingyao1340 Před 7 měsíci +5

    The “Do you think banana leaf grow on trees?” got me laughing so hard😂

  • @EG9YT
    @EG9YT Před rokem +23

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree"
    No they grow on stems

  • @VAND4L1SM
    @VAND4L1SM Před 3 lety +1255

    "do you think banana leaf grow on tree?"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @abdhulhackul2620
      @abdhulhackul2620 Před 3 lety +22

      That's when you know that the joke has gotten too far

    • @karlthejarl2536
      @karlthejarl2536 Před 3 lety +5

      I only knew those grow in big arse shrub.

    • @ios8713
      @ios8713 Před 3 lety +19

      Banana "trees" are actually classified as grass

    • @aiminvoices7890
      @aiminvoices7890 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ios8713 indeed

    • @yayayayawuwu
      @yayayayawuwu Před 3 lety +8

      Fun fact: banana is a berry and the tree is a herb ^_^

  • @sickviking9892
    @sickviking9892 Před 3 lety +3207

    "This fish so white, it look like it about to storm capitol building" I literally spat omg XD

  • @circeus
    @circeus Před rokem +11

    "life is too short for salad" YOU HAVE BECOME MY HERO RIGHT HERE

  • @kevinkelly3521
    @kevinkelly3521 Před rokem +33

    You really have a thing for Jamie, don’t you?…… must be true love! 😂😂😂

    • @KRziin
      @KRziin Před rokem +1

      No it's called true hatred

  • @wickedclamor4882
    @wickedclamor4882 Před 3 lety +3165

    Jamie looks like he is trying so hard to impress uncle Roger and still failing.😆😆😆

    • @AvocadoPit
      @AvocadoPit Před 3 lety +207

      So is the struggle of every asian kids trying to please their parents

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K Před 3 lety +26

      He did pretty good.

    • @ommani99
      @ommani99 Před 3 lety +38

      Western chef in general not good at cookingAsian foods . The way they know very little and quite surface. 😄

    • @Meecheer
      @Meecheer Před 3 lety +1

      @@AvocadoPit that hits different

    • @reyczeck
      @reyczeck Před 3 lety +2

      Failing means new learnings...

  • @olnai6318
    @olnai6318 Před 3 lety +2087

    I rlly unconsciously said "haiya" when Jamie ate with his hands like that... Haiya...

    • @elvirayee2060
      @elvirayee2060 Před 3 lety +10

      Samee hahahaha

    • @ettie366
      @ettie366 Před 3 lety +36

      I did it in school once 😂 people looked at me weird

    • @nekoyamaanna3798
      @nekoyamaanna3798 Před 3 lety +30

      @@ettie366 oh yeah. That happens if you don't know the proper way. 😂 Search up how Malaysians do it.

    • @heymer38
      @heymer38 Před 3 lety +2

      Made me cringe... Haiyaaaaa

    • @swoosho3121
      @swoosho3121 Před 3 lety +20

      In the Philippines we eat with our hands sometimes

  • @AdityaKota
    @AdityaKota Před rokem +31

    Do you think banana leaves grow on trees?
    Left me laughing for 5 mins straight

  • @deborahbekomson8834
    @deborahbekomson8834 Před rokem +3

    7:56 uncle Roger casually steals banana leaf from his neighbor.
    his neighbor:💀

    • @thezapher
      @thezapher Před rokem +1

      💀🙏the thing is it's 100% true

  • @farrellouisp.7059
    @farrellouisp.7059 Před 3 lety +2373

    Jamie: "Eat with his hands"
    Uncle Roger: Fuiyo-
    Jamie: "baby bird technique"
    Uncle Roger: Haiya....

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 Před 2 lety +3412

    "You don't need to ship banana leaf from far away, you just steal from neighbor"
    I'm from Manila, and that's actually true LOL

  • @mr.reality9741
    @mr.reality9741 Před rokem +25

    As a whyte pee-poole, I appreciate your cooking knowledge. My fried rice and asian food,as a whole, has next level game now. 😊

  • @babyfaceradice40
    @babyfaceradice40 Před 11 měsíci +20

    First time here ( we are in 2023) and guys this is the most entertaining channel of all time. Can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @andylogicmaster1008
      @andylogicmaster1008 Před 11 měsíci +2

      same !!!!!!!!!!! i only discoverd this about 8 hours ago and i've been watching his videos the past 8 hours !!!!!!!!!

  • @lolHERALDlol
    @lolHERALDlol Před 3 lety +2296

    White people visiting an Asian country be like:
    "The air is too spicy 🔥🥵🔥🥵"

    • @kumain_ng_keso
      @kumain_ng_keso Před 3 lety +5

      😭😭

    • @feryczech
      @feryczech Před 3 lety +24

      no really, considering like east asians, korea and thailand can be spicy, but othre countries are not really spicy too much at all

    • @Milque-toast
      @Milque-toast Před 3 lety +93

      @@feryczech *Indians have entered the chat*

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 Před 3 lety +34

      Daniel India and Mexico wants to have a talk with you

    • @elliedean7539
      @elliedean7539 Před 3 lety +27

      My dad said his first visit to Korea, all he smelled at the airport runway was kimchi.
      But I was born in it, molded by it. Life isn't worth living without kimchi.

  • @cameraman4549
    @cameraman4549 Před 2 lety +1748

    Uncle Roger: *Looks Seductively into the Camera*
    "Sorry Children~"

  • @viksharma3196
    @viksharma3196 Před rokem +10

    Uncle Roger - When I need a work break or just need to laugh, I just watch one of your videos.

  • @idogarala4217
    @idogarala4217 Před rokem +13

    At first I was behaving like whites people but after 3 years of dating a Filipina I can confidently say I act like an Asian haha.. this content is so relatable to me .. eating with hands, shrimp paste, MSG , etcetera.. learned so much

  • @sliceofsparta8985
    @sliceofsparta8985 Před 2 lety +1701

    "This fish so white, look like it about to storm Capitol building"
    I choked on my air.

    • @captainrobots1
      @captainrobots1 Před 2 lety +27

      Are you sure it was air?
      Hehe

    • @afzn0l0l
      @afzn0l0l Před 2 lety +12

      @@captainrobots1 sus

    • @dh1380
      @dh1380 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah that was good

    • @johnny_boi5456
      @johnny_boi5456 Před 2 lety +8

      What's the time stamp?
      Edit: never mind it's in the outtakes

    • @raviolijesus6181
      @raviolijesus6181 Před 2 lety +17

      It’s a good joke cause both democrats and republicans have stormed the capitol in protest. America is wild

  • @notproatall9198
    @notproatall9198 Před 3 lety +829

    First "Feel Special"
    Then "FANCY"
    Now "I Cant Stop Me"
    UNCLE ROGER IS A TWICE STAN

  • @Allazander
    @Allazander Před 9 měsíci +2

    I live in Mobile AL and I have banana trees, my neighbors are Nigerian and they use them in their cooking as well but they don't steal them, they politely ask if they can have a few. I've told them they don't need to ask, they can have as many as they want but they still ask. I love trying foods from other cultures, maybe one day I'll learn to make good egg fried rice even...

  • @x_0950
    @x_0950 Před rokem +8

    7:23 Bro legit using Banana leave like a long scarf . _.

  • @miharunnimpostor6401
    @miharunnimpostor6401 Před 3 lety +733

    "No need to buy banana leaf. Just steal from neighbor"
    When you're the neighbor-

    • @misery4388
      @misery4388 Před 3 lety +60

      There's only two neighbor
      The ones that provide
      And the ones that take and leave

    • @AviDan-jl3qx
      @AviDan-jl3qx Před 3 lety +21

      I have a mango tree and it keeps getting stolen

    • @shinsoku3783
      @shinsoku3783 Před 3 lety +10

      @@AviDan-jl3qx the whole tree?!

    • @AviDan-jl3qx
      @AviDan-jl3qx Před 3 lety +6

      @@shinsoku3783 YES

    • @scoutsleftnut13
      @scoutsleftnut13 Před 2 lety +8

      @@misery4388 this is so true, we keep having our chickens stolen by our only neighbour. Oh and our banana tree leaves too

  • @jachymsetka
    @jachymsetka Před 2 lety +2378

    "That's what bubble tea is made out of: just little fish eye in there."
    This is how Uncle Roger takes revenge on bubble tea shops, which tell him that he underperformed.

    • @Chicken_feet_Supreme
      @Chicken_feet_Supreme Před 2 lety +25

      I love fish eyes!!!! They are really good! But boba balls are made of cassava root, not fish.

    • @woodsman105
      @woodsman105 Před 2 lety +24

      I use fish eyes as bait to catch more fish.

    • @boop8871
      @boop8871 Před rokem +11

      @@woodsman105 wtf

    • @dennisadiputra2367
      @dennisadiputra2367 Před rokem +9

      @@woodsman105 is that really working?

    • @zkw1242
      @zkw1242 Před rokem +10

      @@dennisadiputra2367 yes

  • @Klespyrian
    @Klespyrian Před rokem

    I'm new around here and binging everything. I wish he still used the old anime looking intro in newer videos, that's awesome.

  • @sssparkle
    @sssparkle Před rokem +6

    I laughed so hard till crying. 😂 Great jokes and wonderful roasting. Good tips too. Would love to make this 😁

  • @MituButChi
    @MituButChi Před 3 lety +1829

    “You don’t need to ship banana leaves from far away. You just steal from neighbor.”
    Uncle Roger is right. I used to be that neighbor who got stolen from. Seriously 😒😒

    • @catwomanvillain6576
      @catwomanvillain6576 Před 3 lety +65

      I Am still even up to now😅😂 Not even my neighbours just random 🍌🥬🥬🥬🌴🌴🌴🌴 along the side roads 😂😂

    • @bubbyzblue2576
      @bubbyzblue2576 Před 3 lety +36

      My mother grows her own banana tree😂

    • @catwomanvillain6576
      @catwomanvillain6576 Před 3 lety +16

      @@bubbyzblue2576 good 4ur Mother, she got land to plant🌴🌞👍

    • @architpatro7731
      @architpatro7731 Před 3 lety +14

      U r a true asian

    • @az-fy3mp
      @az-fy3mp Před 3 lety +45

      yeah. we see some banana trees on the side of the road, just chop them leafs and take em home. no question asked.

  • @diontan829
    @diontan829 Před 3 lety +882

    "Banana leaf is so much in Asia just steal from your neighbor" Me who's literally 2meters away from the neighbor's banana tree

    • @xtrafries123
      @xtrafries123 Před 3 lety +63

      Me who is surrounded by Banana trees: *hehe im in danger*

    • @MoonyMoon08
      @MoonyMoon08 Před 3 lety +25

      @@xtrafries123 *laughs in banana leaf*

    • @natanh4h453
      @natanh4h453 Před 3 lety +7

      @@xtrafries123lol same here

    • @cathpalug1221
      @cathpalug1221 Před 3 lety +9

      Atleast they only stole the leaf, not the heart.

    • @mauren8024
      @mauren8024 Před 3 lety +7

      @@cathpalug1221 I’m gonna cry if someone stole the heart. That’s my favorite part of banana plant😭

  • @Oli_Quinn
    @Oli_Quinn Před rokem +9

    Lord, I died laughing when he skipped the salad part🤣🤣

  • @insanetrickshots1
    @insanetrickshots1 Před rokem +4

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?"

  • @RaysonCollection
    @RaysonCollection Před 3 lety +2852

    earning the "Uncle" title from Uncle Roger is like earning a "Dato Seri" title in Malaysia 😂 🤣

  • @rh3inzgt476
    @rh3inzgt476 Před 3 lety +746

    Plot Twist: That was a packet rice that he put in a jar.

  • @Fortnitebois1878
    @Fortnitebois1878 Před rokem +1

    Best intro ever I love how you look at the chili jam like it is something you have never seen.😂

    • @thatsme4303
      @thatsme4303 Před rokem

      it’s a new undiscovered chemical formula

  • @AustinArcherAArcherottumwastud

    Uncle Roger is like me when I watch people deal with kids at work, constantly judging and getting upset when they f- up

  • @appakkk
    @appakkk Před 3 lety +1061

    The stealing bit about banana leaf hits deep, i remember walking down my street with a knife like a killer just to steal my neighbor's banana leaf...

    • @masongreenwood4441
      @masongreenwood4441 Před 3 lety +44

      Pencuri 😂😂

    • @aelyn3513
      @aelyn3513 Před 3 lety +51

      dude i have to look around before jumping at the leaf that grew over the fence XDDDD

    • @payungtechno
      @payungtechno Před 3 lety +19

      i just did it on new year's eve...we grilled fish on the terrace🤣🤣🤣🤣 no idea to whom thosr banana trees belong to wkwkwk

    • @GL-ys8je
      @GL-ys8je Před 3 lety +15

      It's not stealing it's borrowing.lol

    • @KEIJEI
      @KEIJEI Před 3 lety +2

      YES YES HAHAHHAHA

  • @kesham1422
    @kesham1422 Před 3 lety +740

    I don’t think there’s anything more accurate than “stealing banana leaves from neighbour”... but in my case I’m the neighbour 🙂

    • @Ishfar0
      @Ishfar0 Před 3 lety +6

      Too Relatable...

    • @Max-in9gu
      @Max-in9gu Před 3 lety +11

      In indonesia there is a ghost called pocong under that tree

    • @josticky
      @josticky Před 3 lety +4

      Condolences to your poor tree

    • @fly_flippase5937
      @fly_flippase5937 Před 3 lety +3

      Okay spill it what do you steal from your neighbors😂

    • @Xylen69
      @Xylen69 Před 3 lety +15

      Lmao I'm your neighbour

  • @daniellittle3249
    @daniellittle3249 Před 15 dny

    absolutely love your comedian vibes

  • @BlackCat_13-
    @BlackCat_13- Před rokem +5

    I thought the image of the bird feeding it's 🐥 babies with Jamie Oliver's face attached to it was hilarious and I don't know why.

  • @MuhammadHamza-dm4uw
    @MuhammadHamza-dm4uw Před 3 lety +3255

    When Jamie Oliver use hand to eat
    Asian people: he is becoming one of us.
    2-sec later
    No he is still white

  • @baywest
    @baywest Před 3 lety +338

    "this fish so white, it look like it about to storm capitol building"
    Holy fuck i died on that 😂🤣😂

  • @021Teka
    @021Teka Před rokem +2

    I died laughing at the compliment to early part when he was eating with his hands. Almost choked on my food lol

  • @Aidan-mw6kr
    @Aidan-mw6kr Před 9 měsíci +1

    4:55 my dad use sanbal naknan for egg fried rice and in L.A there is a Asian supermarket and I saw baby elephant zojiroshi and milo and ovaltine.

  • @northeternal5227
    @northeternal5227 Před 3 lety +614

    "why he always dressed like divorced dad about to go fishing" LOL this had me laughing so loud my children came to ask me what was so funny, that was great!

    • @colorzaddiction
      @colorzaddiction Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maestrobash7822
      @maestrobash7822 Před 3 lety +2

      On the same theme, why is uncle Roger always dressed like he's ready to pack my groceries?

    • @rekkazan
      @rekkazan Před 3 lety +2

      @@maestrobash7822 because he's always ready to pack groceries

    • @lexyl756
      @lexyl756 Před 3 lety

      @@rekkazan This really had me laugh loud

  • @loveathome7041
    @loveathome7041 Před 2 lety +3530

    As you can see, my wife is from Thailand. My family is from Italy. We have agreed non-verbally to not interfere with each other's culture cooking. I let her cook her way (which is amazing) and she lets me cook mine (freshly rolled pasta, marinara from fresh tomatoes, and home made meatballs.) Her Lab Moo is amazing.

    • @k.6005
      @k.6005 Před 2 lety +59

      Love lab moo too.

    • @andrewhazlewood4569
      @andrewhazlewood4569 Před 2 lety +177

      Best of both worlds

    • @ChanonJenakom
      @ChanonJenakom Před 2 lety +30

      @Yabaoey Man Maybe he means Larb Mhoo (ลาบหมู)?

    • @ThePassionperfect
      @ThePassionperfect Před 2 lety +3

      My husband also inlove with Larb Mhoo too

    • @divyap4357
      @divyap4357 Před 2 lety +2

      What's Lab Moo? And by the way, you could swap recipes every once in a while

  • @kitonas8981
    @kitonas8981 Před 7 měsíci

    this moment when u hear "yay" and its sounds better then orginal xD Love your videos

  • @EverTM
    @EverTM Před rokem

    @14:23 I literally own that exact same Excalibur replica sword, but I haven't seen it in 9 years!
    Now I know where it is, Jamie Oliver ate it!

  • @LyghtOak
    @LyghtOak Před 3 lety +507

    “Do you think banana leaf grow on tree”
    HE IS THE MESSIAH

    • @Tealoe
      @Tealoe Před 3 lety +21

      Banana leaves actually do not grow on trees. The banana plant is not classified as a tree.

    • @kumain_ng_keso
      @kumain_ng_keso Před 3 lety +1

      fuiyoh! 👍

    • @ntrspecialist1304
      @ntrspecialist1304 Před 3 lety +1

      It's a plant

  • @kyotairu7056
    @kyotairu7056 Před 3 lety +475

    “Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?”
    *i have made a severe lapse in judgement*

    • @hellsing219
      @hellsing219 Před 3 lety +8

      I laughed so hard on that line!

    • @crem992
      @crem992 Před 3 lety +3

      @@hellsing219 Me too!! lol most I've ever laughed so far

    • @BobT36
      @BobT36 Před 3 lety

      They don't. They grow on a plant. :)

    • @sackmesser3309
      @sackmesser3309 Před 3 lety

      @BobT36 and what is a tree?
      Thats right a Plant

    • @WarmongerGandhi
      @WarmongerGandhi Před 3 lety +3

      @@sackmesser3309 All trees are plants, but not all plants are trees. Banana "trees" are not technically trees. They're just banana plants.

  • @meatlast
    @meatlast Před 9 měsíci

    I have to confess I didn't understand uncle roger at first. Now I'm a true fan.

  • @jinmakarov8187
    @jinmakarov8187 Před rokem

    true , , if u gonna use penaut as seasoning , then use the roasted one , that what make bumbu pecel (i may butchered the name) from indonesia so delicous

  • @AyukiAkiba
    @AyukiAkiba Před 3 lety +1154

    "This fish so white, it looks like it's about to storm the capitol building" holy shit that made me laugh hard, wasn't expecting that one

  • @ilidioalves7
    @ilidioalves7 Před 3 lety +597

    "This fish so white, looks like it's about to storm the Capitol Building" is the best joke I've heard in years XDXD

  • @lukasto2121
    @lukasto2121 Před rokem +4

    I love this intro

  • @Justmebeingme37
    @Justmebeingme37 Před 6 měsíci

    Uncle Roger is wonderful. Fuiyoh. The storming the capital outtake had me rolling😂

  • @moomooo1114
    @moomooo1114 Před 3 lety +313

    "This is one good thing about living in malaysia ,you dont need to ship banana leaves from far away, you just steal from your neighbour "

    • @yohanps5504
      @yohanps5504 Před 3 lety +1

      Indonesia and Malaysia intensive

    • @level__level
      @level__level Před 3 lety +9

      More like pick em in the front yard full of forest

    • @MangkuKNasi
      @MangkuKNasi Před 3 lety +6

      I just go across the road and take it

    • @adentan7353
      @adentan7353 Před 3 lety +1

      I just go opposite my house and a real banana leaf and then run away

    • @pog7882
      @pog7882 Před 3 lety +1

      Yup Saya also do it

  • @alexh8297
    @alexh8297 Před 3 lety +797

    "This fish so white, look like it about to storm capital building" - Uncle Roger this comment made me laugh so hard and got you a sub thank you

    • @mahfoeth
      @mahfoeth Před 3 lety +2

      LMAO

    • @jenniferbrown913
      @jenniferbrown913 Před 3 lety +23

      I'm American and that still made me LMAO!

    • @TheTreekin
      @TheTreekin Před 3 lety +14

      I think being an American just made that comment even better

    • @sangyenamdrol9392
      @sangyenamdrol9392 Před 3 lety +3

      So funnny😜🤗😂

    • @echung168
      @echung168 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheTreekin Same. We realy are at the butt of jokes. 💀🤣

  • @RayneDraws
    @RayneDraws Před 8 měsíci +3

    0:46 “Uncle Rodger, Malaysian People” yes😂🎉

  • @The10thpretege
    @The10thpretege Před 9 měsíci

    The friction created when using pestle mortar probably produces more heat than the blade spinning but I understand what you mean

  • @louiscortes3410
    @louiscortes3410 Před 3 lety +429

    Jamie oliver: breathes
    Uncle Roger: No no no hiyaaa

  • @fatburger9620
    @fatburger9620 Před 3 lety +630

    You know he’s doing well after seeing that animated intro

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +3

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest CZcamsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening fb

    • @adiyaroy0
      @adiyaroy0 Před 3 lety +40

      @@AxxLAfriku Can you just..shut up dude? They are your sisters. And no they don't stay with you because of your liver. They're forced to stay because they're biologically related.

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 Před 3 lety +4

      @@adiyaroy0 🤣

    • @mohithryuu
      @mohithryuu Před 3 lety +14

      That was actually created by one of his fans.

    • @Eg-yf3lu
      @Eg-yf3lu Před 3 lety +1

      @@adiyaroy0 BURNED OOHHHH

  • @peachnova
    @peachnova Před rokem

    i love chewing fish eyes, honestly..
    miss eating food from the Philippines

  • @trackerjacker0013
    @trackerjacker0013 Před 11 měsíci

    Love the new intro. An I too go “fishing” which is code in North America for watch CZcams videos and drinking to avoid a spouse.

  • @octxvia
    @octxvia Před rokem +799

    "You don't need to ship banana leaf, you just steal from neighbour"
    As a person who steals banana leaves from my neighbours I can confirm this is true

  • @deboraudrey
    @deboraudrey Před 2 lety +1187

    THE WAY JAMIE SCOOP RICE INTO HIS MOUTH USING HIS HANDS LMAOOOOO I CANT
    Well at least he tried his best being asian 🤣

    • @g.j
      @g.j Před 2 lety +29

      Maybe he's afraid to dropped the rice if he eats normally.

    • @mazeppa1231
      @mazeppa1231 Před 2 lety +14

      I had to pause the video and watch it again in disbelief, lol.
      It caught me off-guard.

    • @eaabs
      @eaabs Před 2 lety +22

      Correct way to eat rice with hands: Scoop big handful of rice, don't use the thumb yet, then put the hand in your mouth, then FINALLY push the thumb so the rice goes into you mouth.
      It is the Burmese way.

    • @edisontesla3932
      @edisontesla3932 Před 2 lety +27

      @@eaabs Here's the Filipino way. Make a bite-size rice ball (along with a piece of meat or fish) with your ring, middle, index finger, and thumb. Press gently until rice and meat or fish stick together. Open your mouth and gently push the whole thing with the thumb using the other 3 fingers as a guide/slide into your mouth.
      The pinky stays clean and can be used to scratch a spot of the face if it's itchy (no joke).

    • @newbie4789
      @newbie4789 Před 2 lety +3

      I didn't knew Asia is soo similar . I thought Indians were weird (I'm Indian) but ig we all Asians have soo much similar

  • @DoveSharma
    @DoveSharma Před 10 měsíci

    Rice cooker is starch absorber, asians traditionally cook rice in pots and drain access water. A large portion of the starch is drained away anf you get healthier rice

  • @kinginthenorth5267
    @kinginthenorth5267 Před 9 měsíci +1

    As someone from the Caribbean, stealing a banana leaf from your neighbour is relatable.

  • @AmanSingh-nw7lw
    @AmanSingh-nw7lw Před 3 lety +670

    Even in India, I have a banana tree outside my house, so we don't need to steal leaves, our banana leaves get stolen every day

  • @yuetkwanchui7097
    @yuetkwanchui7097 Před 3 lety +554

    Uncle Roger: sorry children.
    CZcams: *TOYSRUS ads appears*

  • @lilypan6803
    @lilypan6803 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Uncle Roger makes me laugh every day and now I don’t have anger issues anymore