Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - Dastardly Doctors
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- čas přidán 25. 05. 2021
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Shorts:
Tiny Style 2
Critical Condition
Wishes
Dr. Realdoctor
Dr. Realdoctor 2
Whats up Doc?
The Prosthetic - Komedie
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"Your honor, it is said that people are what they eat...
And therefore my client is an innocent man!"
Lol you got my sub bro
You got my sub
@@alonebuthappy334 nice alt
Lmfao
are you really commenting with alt accounts
They forgot the doctor who plays the ribs like a xylophone
Ik, that's one of my favourites of all time
That wasn’t dastardly it was dope
TRUE LOL 🤣🤣
they forgor
They forgot the bouncy baby doctor.
Tiny Style: the hero we didn't deserve, but also the hero we need.
That's how God works ❤🙏
Stop right there!
You committed crimes against Skyrim and her people by commenting twice on the same video, what say you in your defense?
Such an annoying hero
"Thank God"
TRUE LOL 🤣🤣
MARVEL: WE HAVE ANT-MAN
DC: WE HAVE ATOM
C&H: WE HAVE TINY STYLE
Marvel- WE HAVE THANOS
DC- WE HAVE THE JOKER
C&H- WE HAVE HALF OFF OSCAR
@@liams9926 I was about to say that
Tiny style
@@Eduardgc HI JIMMY
Marvel:We have the hulk
Dc:we have bane
C&H:we have broadway speeding bullet!!!
Damn you forgot to add Lab Results, that one is a genius
and the haunted baby one haha
doctors can be evil at times
He didn’t do anything wrong though
"It isn't legal in this state" implies that turning people into furniture is legal in other states.
Maybe he just needs to move to another state where it is legal.
Tf?
Well he cant make an overarching statement for all of the states, various regulations and variance from state to state tend to get really complicated, so he can only express himself in this specific instance.
Well down here in Arkansas, my family firmly believes in fine woodworking, and we also LOVE visitors, some decide to stay and others go home with some nice pieces of wood, and we also have a family recipe that turns the wood into a nice dark shade of red...
P.S. for legal reasons, this is a joke
isn't kind of dumb to just be killing people in order to assemble furniture.It's not like the people are adding something to the table.He just making the process more difficult
Dr. Realdoctor seems like a very professional doctor.
That is because he is a real doctor
Fun fact a guy in Austria wich was considered a good doctor turned out to have no medical degree and was arrested after Years of him being a "doctor"
Yes
Especially the pill pusher
that’s why his name is dr real doctor
Just imagine how much air their pumping inside his arm with the squiggly staws
Maybe that's the real reason he died, it wasn't really THAT urgent until he got a few liters of air in his bloodstream
I believe it
Plus, why the f would you poke the top?
@@necromancer6405 that's called syphoning
TRUE LOL 🤣🤣
As a "Real Doctor", I can tell that this video is absolutely accurate.
Omg😂😂😂
God gave you the miracle hands of healing others 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾with your hard work and the love you have for his people
The birth was with Dr real doctor was the most accurate
OH GOD IT'S THE CRIMINAL DR. REAL DOCTOR!
Woah lol
That wishes is still the best one for me next to Tiny Style
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear erwin
@@AxxLAfriku sure u being wierd in ur bedroom with a sock on ur head is better than this actual hard work
Did somebody say, "Grime?"
@@AxxLAfriku bruh ur vids look weird as fk on first sight
Tell me why i screamed stop killing him at the end of that wrestler shit😂
3:17 I doubt that anyone can animate a better "WTF!" face than that
THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO MW YOU LITTLE HERO
There's nothing, like A doctor real doctor for the morning, ahhhhh
That "ahhhhhh" isn't for relief it's a cry for pain...
@@rembestgirl6213 how did you know?
@@arturopelcastre281 I'm built different💪🥚
@@rembestgirl6213 XD
@@rembestgirl6213 fax
I'm waiting for señor cleanfist and Harry the handsome butcher to make a clean getaway
Same
Haaaary the haanndsoome BUTCHER! Yes... I read your comment like that.
You forgot that guy with the big gun suit
@@35trito haya
Man I would love a clean get away
There needs to be a fountain made of crazy straws.
Oooooo! Yes!
A fountain of blood.
3:16 those eyes after he says that are priceless 😂
👀”Tf you say” had me rolling😂
Is that even legal?
I love how the first sentence is "not to be a dick or anything". Really sums up what you get yourself into when you watch cyanide and happiness
2:14 my God I'd love to see how THAT conversation went lol
I love how his actual name is Dr. Cherkoff Sayzwat.
Doctor- It's okay Bob, the surgery is going to go just fine.
Patient- Uhhhh, my name is Brandon.
Doctor- I know, my name is Bob.
Overused joke, unrelated to anything.
@@7thwardserpent83 The video is literally about medical malpractice
I have a similar joke I saw a while ago
Doctor 1: Ok sir, you're going to be ok.
Patient: The surgery is going to work, right?
Doctor 2: Don't worry, there's nothing to fear.
*Later, after the surgery...*
Doctor 1: Ok, it's a success!
Patient: Oh, thank you for the help!
Doctor 2: Yep, that lung transplant went seamlessly. Jimmy, you'll be ok.
Patient: Lung transplant? I'm here because I have cancer. Also, i'm Johnny.
Doctor 1 and 2: *RUN*
8:06 this made me laugh way to hard
Me after I killed everyone in a town in RDR2"Whos next?"
When I see the NPC who killed me
*you*
Hey, those diamond looking things are actually helpful.
Yes, hey are called phages and some research has found that they might be able to help destroy special viruses called superbugs in the future. And they don’t destroy body cells as they are very specialised.
Today I donated my watch, phone and $500 to a poor guy.
You don't know the happiness I felt when I saw him put the knife back in his pocket.
😂😂 you got my sub bro
Seen this before
@@alonebuthappy334 so a bot subbed to a bot, jesus they're taking over
Wimp
Dr. Realdoctor: **exits**
Medic aka Dr Ludwig: "You and I are not so different."
9:23 “don’t leave me hanging bro”
. . . . *_WHAT?!_*
Love that continuity detail of Mr. real doctor's award -or whatever it is- being broken and taped up in the second one after it fell in the first one.
10:19 Rimworld pawns after i collect all their limbs:
“J U R K O F F S A Y S W H A T ARE YOU phucING KIDDING mE!?!?!? Our son is DEAD!” 8:52
Nice words🥶
Okay. The wishes segment at 2:23 is HOW YOU DO DARK HUMOUR. Chilling and scary yet still a joke at heart.
That wife has a good sense of humor
Dr Real Doctor must be a professional
He didn’t even need to go for 12 years in medical school
@dax dynamo medical school
Dr Realdoctor is like the TF2 medic, but more sane.
5:36 Baby is cute 🙂
1:05 lmao the thermometer
Doctor: talks to mom
Mom: starts crying
Doctor: Timmy, who is your favourite hero? 😊
Timmy: Antman
Doctor: WANNA MEET HIM?!!! 😊
I don't get it...
@@nintendoman12111It's not ant man died, it's they visit you before you die
@@toymaster4041 oooohh
4:24
uh oh
*OH NO*
I love the skits with doctors!
7:07
Me: da, what the fu...
*coughs 🤣🤣🤣
On the Bullet Buster one how did the heart beat monitor keep beeping if he was disconnected from it
Wireless ?
@@pierrevilley6675 Maybe.
Grasp child firmaly 3:45
This is so funny and hilarious
Don't leave me hanging bro😂😭
I wish that the first one was actually possible just have a tiny person go in n cure you, I'd have my dad back😯😔
Bruuuhh
My condolences
Rest In Peace
Sed? Hope u better
4:41 So sad for you😣
the first one was actually really wholesome
Anyone else absolutely love how lil jil says "someone say" for no reason?
I can't be the only one
That moment when the characters have eyes
Bullet buster but cursed
"Did someone say...Tiny Style?"
0:16 poor kid
Thank You, God, for new Cyanide and Happiness compilation
5:09 thank me later😂😂🤣🤣
I really wanna see more Dr. Realdoctor
9:00 savage af
Tiny style the hero you never heard of
Good GOD the wrestler one. I figured I was emotionally prepared for these videos at this point
yo, the last one gave me goosebumps..."WHOS NEXXTTTTT"
6:00 this is actually very accurate to what doctors do in hospitals especially when the doctor works for the hospital instead of a type of doctor Union
10:15 dude has become the pirate guy from family guy
He's a sailor not a pirate
1k views in 3 minutes…impressive
I love how the “real doctor” is hiding inside her womb and holding the premature baby a gunpoint
1:17 At this point give her back the tumors viruses and clot her bloodstream again
Nice I love it
That opening shot of Wishes is awesome!
i don't know why im laughing but this video is so funny
“Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.”
Dying Kid: I want you to beat me to death
Me: What a masochistic kid
Dying Kid: I'm cured!
Me: Īe, anata wa sudeni shinde imasu (No, you are already dead)
Kore wa shindeiru
@@kucinghitam4322 Mōshiwakearimasenga sore o katto shimasen
@@foxtrap86flame ora ngudeng aing
@@kucinghitam4322 I don't speak Sundanese
ちう、おまえはもうしんでいる
Who's still beeping on the EKG machine in the Wishes skit if the little boy is being beaten to death?
I love how it’s the same doctors or hospitals
So sweet the first one
In the first one, the tiny person actually killed of the virus killers, so basically the viruses would now be more dangerous
nu viruses kill bacteria
The furniture doctor could have just been a freaking carpenter. Plus the drugged guy should have done something (or maybe it was impossible at that point). The police really need to knock down the door instead of knocking.
6:22 - 6:30 Dr. Mario be like
6:06 going to the hospital in America be like
What the fuck? Seriously 😬
0:53 VIRUS-O-METER :)
8:24 Oh god, I already know I'm going to hell for laughing to this
Two big girls walk into a bar
They order drinks, in a thick accent.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.
Offended, one of them replies **"Wales!"**
"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"
As a self Identifying whale, I find this offensive
I feel like this one is on the women since he did ask if they were from where
too gosh darn good
Finaly a long video
love you vibesssssssss
Doctor crying
Subtitles: Laughter
imagine being a a foetus and being held hostage before you're even born
The doctors got humor like me
What up doc
"Don't leave me hanging BRO"
Awesome
Yes
Tiny style is gonna be the next villain
I love u guys
Thank you tiny style
Honestly the crazy straw thingy was cool af
I want to be a doctor one day, great inspiration!
My guy face just make me think about the what did he say meme at 3:14
Man the size consistency of tiny style. It's hilarious.
Very timely...
That horror theme for the doc at the end is oerfect
Will Lil Jil ever get the recognition she deserves??? Will she ever receive thanks???
The world may never know
Jerk off says what had me dead 😂😂
This is so funny
Actually these were harmless viruses check out the video from Kurzgesagt where he explains what these things are called bacteriophage.
Have a nice day ya'll
Yeah, thanks for informing, a lot of people wrote this on the video that this was from.And yeah, I don't get what CH though when they made this lol
Still funny so i don't see the Problem
And some people gonna learn new stuff...
Wishes is for sure the best one
We need a part 3 to tiny style asap