When I first saw this portion of his act, I laughed for ten minutes straight, it's just freaking hillarious. "You can be goalie.........OWWWWWWWWWWWW! That doesn't count okay?"
@multifire9 At least I don't go around calling people names for no reason. I'm only backing up what Mr. Morton is saying here, that only an idiot would get himself killed by a lawn dart. Have a nice day, I mean that. :)
@kloost11 HaHa!! Wasn't that the whole point of the movie, "Idiocracy"? You make a valid point, however politically incorrect. We do the same thing with modern medicine. We perpetuate genetic anomalies because we can keep them alive and breeding. This issue is such an ethical tar-baby. OH SNAP!! Did I just say "tar-baby"?!?! I wonder how many kids out there on youtube even know the meaning of that reference?
Came here from WatchMojo - Top 20 Dangerous Toys. They used part of this clip for the “Lawn Darts” entry.
"You can be goalie!" Sorry I just shit my pants laughing XD
you can be goalie. i love the voice he uses.
When I first saw this portion of his act, I laughed for ten minutes straight, it's just freaking hillarious. "You can be goalie.........OWWWWWWWWWWWW! That doesn't count okay?"
I wish I could find more Greg Morton he is so funny
When I was little, I was smart enough to know that toys didn't go in your mouth, and I didn't try to do anything stupid with them either.
Haha, I remember watching his whole act.
I love his stupid voice. Especially with the parents. *picks nose* "We had no idea!" XD
I'm laughing so hard over here
damn near worked too. lol funny shit
Actually, lawn darts are still legal in Canada (where Mr. Morton is from).
yeah I have a set. They are legal, just you can't buy new ones.
They were banned in Canada in 1989. Resale is also illegal. The legal ones are blunt tipped and "safe".
7 people got the black beat off of them
went to this guys show on sat night.....he was surprisingly hilarious....i wasnt expecting much but....very talented man!
Greg Morton came into my store today ^_^
this guy is always gonna be funny
Today lawn darts sell for $7.22 for the bleeding killing sensation who invents these killer toys literary
They can still be sold as long as they don't have hard tips.
Probably the same guy who thought of throwing a heavy ass iron horseshoe ten feet towards the direction of your opponent.
I remember when natural selection worked.
"AAAAAAahhhooo!!!!!!!!!!
that doesn't count, ok?"
So original!
best act EVER
Oh hey is black Penn. I liked this guy as a kid
Friday night in AC. I'll meet you there.
that's freaking funny
you go be goalie!
He was just on America got talent
Just watched this act on Just for Laughs.
GHAHAHA 5* and faved!
@emiliegosse123 ye, i did watch it, i just cant pay attention very well.....but thnx for telling me
WatchMojo brought me here
+Mayowa A me too
me too
Me too.
Same
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
anyone know where i can find the full act?
@SamSparkus Damn near worked too!
@multifire9 At least I don't go around calling people names for no reason.
I'm only backing up what Mr. Morton is saying here, that only an idiot would get himself killed by a lawn dart.
Have a nice day, I mean that. :)
damn toy regulations -.-
@nasanasa3 ah, thnx for tellin me
i call goalie!but it doesnt count okaiy?
that one dont count ok
@kloost11 HaHa!! Wasn't that the whole point of the movie, "Idiocracy"? You make a valid point, however politically incorrect. We do the same thing with modern medicine. We perpetuate genetic anomalies because we can keep them alive and breeding. This issue is such an ethical tar-baby. OH SNAP!! Did I just say "tar-baby"?!?! I wonder how many kids out there on youtube even know the meaning of that reference?
wtf is lawn darts?
A giant ass dart you throw in you’re yard
@@godgang7030 or as my brother and I called it... target practice.
@dnaivnae did you watch the vid?like. whats a dart. whats a goly? you play t on a lawn. and you trow the dart an someone bees goly. :) *_*