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Came here from WatchMojo - Top 20 Dangerous Toys. They used part of this clip for the “Lawn Darts” entry.

"You can be goalie!" Sorry I just shit my pants laughing XD

still great

Oh hey is black Penn. I liked this guy as a kid

Thanks

He was just on America got talent

Of course now the nanny state ensures that not only do the stupid people survive, they also get to reproducd

This dude makes me laugh til I can't BREATHE!!!

Looks like they go into Losing Friends after this.. Anyone have a link to that song or the rest of this show?

7 people got the black beat off of them

When I was little, I was smart enough to know that toys didn't go in your mouth, and I didn't try to do anything stupid with them either.

thank you for the vid.

WatchMojo brought me here

Today lawn darts sell for $7.22 for the bleeding killing sensation who invents these killer toys literary

Actually, lawn darts are still legal in Canada (where Mr. Morton is from).

Friday night in AC. I'll meet you there.

I'm laughing so hard over here

But the point is if the drunk they could shoot someone or break something

R.I.P Jesse's rickenbacker.

what's the name of this song?

you can be goalie. i love the voice he uses.

I remember when natural selection worked.

that was fuckin sick. i know how to play all their songs on bass but i probs wont get a chance to do somethin like this :'(

@Trygve12345678987654 It's been 3 weeks, I've been trying to audioswap it and it's stuck on this song. Nothing I do will switch it to something else.

All stand up for the youtube anthem.

This is my favourite DFA song, you guys did a great job with it!

@newbology To each their own.

@Superchickenman159 Wow, that was a fast response! Seriously, dude, I legit just posted that ten minutes ago! Good on ya, man!

@GdoubleWB *snicker

@Superchickenman159 Shut yo ass!

@Superchickenman159 Doesn't work like that bud. Even a 50.cal round will not make a big enough hole to do anything

@GNRTribute hell isn't very funny

damn near worked too. lol funny shit

Greg Morton came into my store today ^_^

@emiliegosse123 ye, i did watch it, i just cant pay attention very well.....but thnx for telling me

@dnaivnae did you watch the vid?like. whats a dart. whats a goly? you play t on a lawn. and you trow the dart an someone bees goly. :) *_*

@nasanasa3 ah, thnx for tellin me

@JosephCote27 i miss the real drums :D but good job dude, "excuse me, but i seem to have misplaced my face" is very very good! did an excellent job there! is there more to come?

that one dont count ok

wtf is lawn darts?

if pilots shoot the gun it will put a hole in the plane and the plane will fall apart cuz of the high speed and low air pressure

fuck that was awesome, 10/10 would be jealous again

@kloost11 HaHa!! Wasn't that the whole point of the movie, "Idiocracy"? You make a valid point, however politically incorrect. We do the same thing with modern medicine. We perpetuate genetic anomalies because we can keep them alive and breeding. This issue is such an ethical tar-baby. OH SNAP!! Did I just say "tar-baby"?!?! I wonder how many kids out there on youtube even know the meaning of that reference?

dude, you are probably one of the most valuable members of youtube. The world needs more greg morton!

@vimes95 Judging by your typing only, I'd say you're probably one of the dumbasses I was talking about.

@multifire9 At least I don't go around calling people names for no reason. I'm only backing up what Mr. Morton is saying here, that only an idiot would get himself killed by a lawn dart. Have a nice day, I mean that. :)

@multifire9 Who's the asshole? I thought this bit was hilarious.

There were actually only a few documented lawn dart-related deaths in the entire country prior to their banning. Typical over-reaction by the government. When used properly, by adults or under adult supervision and as they were designed to be used, they're completely safe. If you're going to outlaw something just because it's potentially dangerous and/or can be used as a weapon, then I guess baseball bats, bows and arrows, and ping pong balls (choking hazard) should be outlawed as well.

still my heroes!

his going shit face is awesome