Toys That Would Kill You. Greg Morton

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  • If your childhood was filled with toys that could kill you, watch "I started as a Baby" By Greg Morton only at drybarcomedy.com/gregm
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  • @MrMichaeljay1965
    @MrMichaeljay1965 Před 5 lety +257

    Groucho Marx said in an interview that anybody can say something dirty and get a laugh. He then added the challenge, "Say something clean and get a laugh. That requires a comedian". You, sir, do Groucho Marx proud!

  • @williamsongang1460
    @williamsongang1460 Před 5 lety +237

    One of the best physical comedians out there lol

  • @VolleyballMama
    @VolleyballMama Před 5 lety +399

    Everyone remember that huge fast metal merry-go-round that we would run as fast as we can as we push it then jump on??! Boy that thing was dangerous! But was so fun!!

    • @littlewing4888
      @littlewing4888 Před 5 lety +7

      hell yeah XD

    • @st0ryt3ll3r8
      @st0ryt3ll3r8 Před 5 lety +7

      Oh hell yeah!

    • @lmorter7867
      @lmorter7867 Před 5 lety +35

      I absolutely loved those. The goal was to get it spinning so fast your friends would fly off.

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 5 lety +8

      I puked once, LoLoLoL

    • @duaneredman
      @duaneredman Před 5 lety +24

      And God forbid that someone would fall off too close to it and as it came back around there was always the one who would stick their foot out to kick you in the he head!

  • @emstratman
    @emstratman Před 5 lety +48

    Pushing kids high enough to go over the bar is totally real. We did that. We also jumped out on the highest swing. Public school teachers had no fear of us dying apparently 😁

  • @kab00mKap0w
    @kab00mKap0w Před 5 lety +46

    This guy! Has a face and voice like a cartoon. And I mean that as a compliment.

  • @Rita-23
    @Rita-23 Před 5 lety +39

    😂😂😂 My father anchored a swing set for me & my sisters. We swung so high so often, after a period of time, the swing set came out of the ground, with the concrete still attached to it. Another swing set buckled under the wear-and-tear. Literally collapsed; the top bar "kneeled" down to the ground and folded onto itself, while we were swinging on it. 😂😂

  • @thomashughes_teh
    @thomashughes_teh Před 5 lety +245

    Dad wouldn't build me a playhouse. Instead he dumped a load of construction debris behind the garage and gave me a key to the tools and said "make one yourself". I was 10.

    • @fraydizs7302
      @fraydizs7302 Před 5 lety +2

      Lol

    • @Dachdogoriginal
      @Dachdogoriginal Před 5 lety +21

      The neighbor boys had plywood and things for forts. They were the fav hang out.

    • @vinizac
      @vinizac Před 5 lety +2

      😂😂

    • @MelodyAMc14
      @MelodyAMc14 Před 5 lety +15

      Clearly you had an excellent father.

    • @Lookatmeshine
      @Lookatmeshine Před 5 lety +7

      That sounds fun but he could've helped...

  • @ltr4300
    @ltr4300 Před 5 lety +46

    True story...and yeah how we survived I don't know...we had Jarts in the garage. But we didn't play Jarts. We played a game we made up that we called "INCOMING!"...me and a few friends would stand in a bunch with our backs together, everybody had a couple of darts...then 1-2-3 and THROW them straight up as hard as possible, scream "INCOMING!", and then run like hell. We were probably to blame for the ban...

    • @kstormgeistgem461
      @kstormgeistgem461 Před 5 lety +3

      [howls] i got to the "incoming" just about busted something! we played that too!

    • @erinblu8551
      @erinblu8551 Před 5 lety +1

      That's insane!!!! Sounds like something we would have done!

    • @whaterfoo
      @whaterfoo Před 4 lety

      We did that too!

  • @41A2E
    @41A2E Před 5 lety +31

    I'm 16 now, and back when I was like 6-7 I remember playing with the tether ball, but then one day I saw them missing everywhere, so then there was just this metal pole sticking up in the middle of the playground. I miss those things.

    • @cjpietropinto9293
      @cjpietropinto9293 Před 5 lety +3

      Growing up, my best friend had a tether ball in her back yard. I always thought it was neat!

    • @cheripowers9924
      @cheripowers9924 Před 5 lety +6

      I played tether ball all through primary and middle school. You kids have missed out on a lot of great playground equipment. No more tall slides, merry-go-rounds, jungle gyms, even teeter totters have gone away.

    • @elainemarie9470
      @elainemarie9470 Před 5 lety +1

      @@cjpietropinto9293
      Remember when the ball swung around, and wrapped around our necks? Wonder why we were never decapitated ...

    • @ksandbergen
      @ksandbergen Před 5 lety +4

      Cheri Powers teeter totters were the silent devil of the lot💯

    • @ah5721
      @ah5721 Před 5 lety

      thye still had them at your school ? im surprised I'm 30 and they took them away in my school when I was 8/9 :(

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort Před 5 lety +57

    It's been awhile since I saw someone who's doing slapstick comedy yet genuinely funny. 👍😂😂😂

  • @debrawestbrook8960
    @debrawestbrook8960 Před 4 lety +24

    If James Earl Jones and Samuel Jackson had a baby, it would be this guy.

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming Před 5 lety +34

    I was always a big fan of those metal slides that heated up to about a thousand degree's under the hot sun. Oh and the fact you actually went fast down them. Now we have those stupid plastic slides that are about 2ft long and don't actually slide due to static cling.

    • @ah5721
      @ah5721 Před 5 lety +3

      yess!! I found one once in an old run down park and Felt giddy . so bad it was set at a 30degree angle because of warping . my brother got 2nd degree burns one year. goodness I feel old now ..

    • @erinblu8551
      @erinblu8551 Před 5 lety +2

      Our local park had one that seemed like it was 3 stories tall and about one foot wide. Gravity was the only safety feature of that thing. I don't know how it was even legal! Lol!

  • @rajvader
    @rajvader Před 5 lety +152

    When I was in kindergarten (aeons ago), we had a very large swingset that *was* properly anchored. Being an unusually big, strong child, I was called upon to push for the kids who wanted to try and go all the way over... Actually succeeded. Sort-of! Seems that, just about the time Jimmy gets vertical over the bar, gravity wins-out over centrifugal force, and he winds-up taking a bite out that sucker.
    Yes, we studied Physics early back then. In the most painful way possible!
    Walk it off, Jimmy! Those were just baby teeth anyway!

    • @Dachdogoriginal
      @Dachdogoriginal Před 5 lety +6

      OMG, BABY TEETH. TERRIBLE!!!

    • @ksandbergen
      @ksandbergen Před 5 lety

      rajvader OUCH🤣😭💀

    • @hoperules8874
      @hoperules8874 Před 5 lety +5

      Yesss!!! I was terrified watching friends do that! I thought they must all be just a teeny bit crazy to want to get hurt like that...Some of us studied the effects of physics on others...muahaha!

    • @frogsoda
      @frogsoda Před 5 lety +3

      The swingset we had in the backyard was only anchored by varying the feed about 6 inches into the ground. You could swing on it but not too high or it would start rocking back and forth. I had a stepdad. We Were Expendable.

    • @RabidPenguin
      @RabidPenguin Před 5 lety +2

      That there is just funny. Baby teeth. Haha. Anyone remember bike ramps? Like we were trying to jump the neighbor's house. Now my daughter rides to the park with training wheels and I'm like get your helmet, baby! Those shoes are not safety certified enough! Heheh. If she saw what we did as kids she'd laugh and speed off yelling silly suicidal daddy. :p

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice Před 5 lety +6

    I’ll get you a notepad!
    His laugh!!!

  • @tammy7087
    @tammy7087 Před 5 lety +2

    Lawn darts ! Forty years later, I still have the memories...and the scar.

  • @amgharibrahim5494
    @amgharibrahim5494 Před 5 lety +89

    "it dosnt count okay"
    my goood im diying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VolleyballMama
    @VolleyballMama Před 5 lety +35

    I loved that etch and sketch. In fact I loved a lot of toys we used to enjoy in the 80’s. Was a simpler time but it was the BEST time! Had fun as a kid!

    • @thomasmartinscott
      @thomasmartinscott Před 5 lety +5

      I grew up in the 50's....we played with sticks!

    • @VolleyballMama
      @VolleyballMama Před 5 lety +4

      Thomas Scott I bet it was good times though. I used to dig a hole on the side of my house in the dirt and then fill it with water and swim in it. Well, more like sit in it. But it was a huge hole.

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- Před 5 lety +2

      Me too! 80s was the best... the medal merry go round at the playground.. then one day it was gone..

    • @ksandbergen
      @ksandbergen Před 5 lety +1

      Rambo and Gracie everything was a competition with my cousins and I. The etch a sketch not withstanding!

    • @akeeperofoddknowledge4956
      @akeeperofoddknowledge4956 Před 5 lety

      50s and 60s were even better!

  • @chrisfwm7333
    @chrisfwm7333 Před 5 lety +16

    Very animated and funny.. the rocking swing part got me, also that woman laughing hysterically in a corner somewhere.

  • @dallasponder3396
    @dallasponder3396 Před 5 lety +83

    someday swings will require seatbelts & airbags if lawyers get their way

    • @Lookatmeshine
      @Lookatmeshine Před 5 lety +4

      I remember when i was about 15 the park near me closed because some child fell off the swings and the mum complained to the council. All us older children who regularly fell off things as a young child and carried on just jumped the fence and used it everyday until the council reopened it. We were like this park is basically heritage, you are not taking it away because of one mum being too scared of her kid playing.

    • @IvanNOFX
      @IvanNOFX Před 5 lety +4

      I remember polio, iron lungs were such fun! Sadly, the vaccine lobby and scared parents ruined it for the new generations...

    • @dallasponder3396
      @dallasponder3396 Před 5 lety +1

      @@IvanNOFX lawyers & lawsuits have made it almost impossible to live freely anymore.

    • @dallasponder3396
      @dallasponder3396 Před 5 lety

      @@Lookatmeshine totally agree with you. these "safety mesures" actually make things more harmful and no common sense anymore. when pill bottles first had safety seals on them my mom had to bring them to me at less than ten-years-old because i could open the bottle but she couldn't

    • @roseanncarlino1947
      @roseanncarlino1947 Před 5 lety +1

      He is hysterical!!! I watched this 8 Times!

  • @duaneredman
    @duaneredman Před 5 lety +18

    I had a neighbor that made me a bow and arrow set to play with. One arrow had a nail in it and the other a drill bit. My dad told me that if I hurt anybody with it I had to tear it up. Well, that same day my friend Mike came over to play a game of Cowboys and Indians. I, of course, was the Indian. After I counted to 10 Mississippi I came around the corner of the house and Mike was hiding behind a bush. He said "bang, your dead!" And I quickly drew back and shot him through the upper lip with the nail arrow. Blood squirted everywhere. When dad came home from work that day I had to go in the back yard with him and tear the bow up. On another note, Mike was not allowed to play with me for a couple of years!

    • @erinblu8551
      @erinblu8551 Před 5 lety +2

      Holy cow! I like that instead of saying you can't play with it, he just specified what would happen "if" someone got hurt. He probably expected it was more of a when than an if!

    • @duaneredman
      @duaneredman Před 5 lety +1

      To keep the narrative going I had another friend named Tim. We decided after school one day to make an atomic bomb in my back yard. We used a Tupperware bowl and filled it with gasoline, kerosene, oil and toilet tissue. We hovered over it while I struck a match and bang!.... we made an atomic fireball! I freaked and kicked it all over the back of my dad’s metal shed and went running to get my older brother. Somehow during the event Tim got his leg burned real bad. He wasn’t allowed to play with me for a couple of years either. I started to run out of friends to play with.

  • @pippareyne4601
    @pippareyne4601 Před 5 lety +5

    OMG the swing story is so true 😂😂😂

  • @Shoshylynn
    @Shoshylynn Před 5 lety +16

    I am laughing so hard I am crying! My dad never properly installed the swingset. The legs will come up exactly as he said! Lmao!

  • @marytillman372
    @marytillman372 Před 5 lety +86

    I had a slushee maker that almost killed me one time. We “modified” the recipe. I threw up for two days.

    • @victorias.3773
      @victorias.3773 Před 5 lety +7

      Did you add gin or vodka? :D

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 5 lety +6

      LoLoLoL 😂😂😂😂😂
      I made my cousin puked and got diarrhea by baking mixed things in and made her ate it. I was such a little bully once.

    • @chillinwithdylan636
      @chillinwithdylan636 Před 5 lety +1

      *Mrs. Voldemort* *puke *eat 😁👍✌

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Před 5 lety +1

      @@chillinwithdylan636
      Noted, thanks!!! ❤😘

    • @chillinwithdylan636
      @chillinwithdylan636 Před 5 lety +1

      *Mrs. Voldemort* You're welcome! 👌

  • @patriciabeckman8573
    @patriciabeckman8573 Před 5 lety +26

    So True!!! Man I miss those days. LOL

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat Před 5 lety +57

    AMEN! LOL! Took me back to my childhood....some of those toys were pretty dangerous! I LOVE THIS MAN!👍😆

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 Před 5 lety +11

    Oh man, this brings up memories. I mean, I'm currently 21, so I didn't have nearly the experience this guy had with dangerous playground equipment. But in my elementary school, we did have some dangerous games. For one, it was a regular pastime at recess for kids to jump off the swing at its highest point (heck, sometimes we'd line up just to do that until the teachers yelled at us to stop). Another one I can think of is the see-saw, where kids would basically launch themselves up with their feet as the other side was going down, so they'd bounce off the seat at the top. Oh, and don't forget the not infrequent occasion where the other kid got off and you had to catch yourself before hitting the bottom.

    • @WhiteDragonSecurity
      @WhiteDragonSecurity Před 5 lety +3

      Or, when one kid was in a hurry to get on first, so they yanked their side down and gave the other poor kid an uppercut with the other seat!

  • @JoeysMom
    @JoeysMom Před 5 lety +66

    Noooooo..... Not the skin from other kids on the blacktop!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂

    • @erinblu8551
      @erinblu8551 Před 5 lety +3

      Oh man, and tan bark. How many times did you get tan bark embedded in your skin?

  • @Dachdogoriginal
    @Dachdogoriginal Před 5 lety +57

    Tether ball. And this joke. Both dropped me. But with two different kinds of pain. Haha

    • @ksandbergen
      @ksandbergen Před 5 lety +3

      Dachdog honest word!! I was 💀 the hole skit🤣😭

  • @janiliebenberg4407
    @janiliebenberg4407 Před 5 lety +6

    This guy is hilarious! First time I watched him, thoroughly enjoyed it😂😄

    • @eringoods6096
      @eringoods6096 Před 5 lety

      i just saw a another clip of his a few hours ago for the first time and i want to go see him live and I haven't seen anybody live since maybe 2008😊

  • @cjpietropinto9293
    @cjpietropinto9293 Před 5 lety +8

    My elementary school had the BEST toy! It was telephone (electric) poles, about 9-12 of them, anchored in asphalt, with old tires bolted on to them, about 2-3 tires per pole.
    They later took it out as "too dangerous." So, they replaced it with one of those metal gyms (that would get to about 900° in the sun) with a rubber pad (that turned to lava in the sun) that stopped two inches from the edge of the set....I still have a scar from hitting the pavement just past the rubber pad.
    Now, wood chips and plastic sit where fun and danger used to live.

  • @rgnestle
    @rgnestle Před 5 lety +21

    As soon as you laughed at the request to buy an iPad, I wanted to like this video! : )

  • @rixpix2957
    @rixpix2957 Před 5 lety +10

    I love this guy!😆

  • @TheCaveman46
    @TheCaveman46 Před 5 lety +5

    I just KNEW he would bring up Jarts!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @elainemarie9470
    @elainemarie9470 Před 5 lety +2

    Mr. Greg Norton, where have you been all of my life?
    Best physical comedy!

  • @danacoleman4007
    @danacoleman4007 Před 5 lety +10

    Sir, you are a very funny comedian! You should also consider doing voice over or narration work. Your voice is amazing!

  • @NiveaGirl
    @NiveaGirl Před 5 lety +14

    I'll get ya a notepad 😂

  • @Rocky12204
    @Rocky12204 Před 5 lety +20

    I have been watching you for a short period of time and laugh until I have tears in my eyes. Keep up the good work for all of our sake. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @ksandbergen
      @ksandbergen Před 5 lety +1

      Kenneth Graves could say the same here! Gotta day, totally unexpected to laugh as hard as I did😄

  • @cjpietropinto9293
    @cjpietropinto9293 Před 5 lety +44

    Oh, And Who Remembers The Teeter-Totter?

    • @ah5721
      @ah5721 Před 5 lety +2

      I do !! those were fun until the bigger kid wouldnt let you get off

    • @AM-xi1lh
      @AM-xi1lh Před 5 lety +4

      Oh god, never got on one again after a kid almost launched me like a cartoon character.

    • @A1Pro77
      @A1Pro77 Před 5 lety +4

      You mean the baller-buster

    • @erinblu8551
      @erinblu8551 Před 5 lety

      @@A1Pro77 Lol! This killed me!

    • @amnz-pq6py
      @amnz-pq6py Před 4 lety

      Yeah, I think Greg really missed it by not coming up with a joke for that thing. Maybe he'll do it in the future. :)

  • @Rocky12204
    @Rocky12204 Před 5 lety +2

    I have my mom watching and the reaction is given. Please keep up the great work.

  • @nightriderjazz1837
    @nightriderjazz1837 Před 5 lety +5

    This has me laughing my head off at 10 pm
    Man this guy is a genius

  • @hotwax9376
    @hotwax9376 Před 4 lety

    1:46 I love how nonchalantly he says, "Every toy they came out with would kill you."

  • @ktotheramer
    @ktotheramer Před 5 lety +15

    Congrats Greg on killing AGT auditions!!! You walked on stage and I was like Hey hes from Dry Bar Comedy!

  • @st0ryt3ll3r8
    @st0ryt3ll3r8 Před 5 lety +31

    Oh man. This guy needs to meet Tim Hawkins and they need to tour together. That would be a gut killer! Not a gut buster. Gut KILLER!!!

  • @lisalewis6328
    @lisalewis6328 Před 5 lety +2

    America's Got Talent brought me here. Greg did a great job tonight!

  • @lmorter7867
    @lmorter7867 Před 5 lety +5

    Just last summer my kid's friends hung on the swing set and literally broke the frame in half.

  • @MarkandSandieInMotion
    @MarkandSandieInMotion Před 5 lety +6

    Saw you on AGT...I'm a new fan, Big Time!!

  • @valerief1231
    @valerief1231 Před 5 lety +8

    Clackers, the concussion maker. Good times.

  • @ms.fionamae1356
    @ms.fionamae1356 Před 4 lety +1

    My cousin and I were swinging on the swing set and not really even that high. It flipped over with us on it. We got up laughing our butts off 😂

  • @darthstanley166
    @darthstanley166 Před 5 lety +41

    I went to a school that had a blacktop play ground! And we had a wall for the awesome game of dodgeball! Today's kids wouldn't stand a chance!

    • @WhiteDragonSecurity
      @WhiteDragonSecurity Před 5 lety +6

      Lmao! I remember plenty of dodgeball games that you couldn't be "out" until you got hit in the face!

    • @darthstanley166
      @darthstanley166 Před 5 lety +1

      @@WhiteDragonSecurity i never aimed anywhere else! Did you? 🤐 tks 4 reply!🇺🇸🦅😑

    • @WhiteDragonSecurity
      @WhiteDragonSecurity Před 5 lety +2

      @@darthstanley166 Depended entirely on the gym teacher!

    • @guccideltaco
      @guccideltaco Před 5 lety +2

      John Dunn Nowadays they have those splash pads: water spraying over bare concrete, with dozens of kids running around on wet concrete. It’s a concussion waiting to happen (and I HAVE seen it happen.)

    • @WhiteDragonSecurity
      @WhiteDragonSecurity Před 5 lety +1

      @@guccideltaco All of the splash pads around here are covered and surrounded by gripping rubber padding. I think it's ground up and colored tire rubber.

  • @vmm5163
    @vmm5163 Před 5 lety +6

    I want more and more of this 😂😂😂

  • @mgmail7279
    @mgmail7279 Před 5 lety +2

    So true with the swingset story!

  • @SheriDin
    @SheriDin Před 5 lety +1

    Had to click. He is soooo much fun to watch! Very original! Very funny!👍👍🤓🤓🤣🤣

  • @rubenleal4821
    @rubenleal4821 Před 5 lety +7

    My school had a metal emergency exit slide we used to climb before school... until one hot day...

    • @erinblu8551
      @erinblu8551 Před 5 lety +2

      Nothing like wearing shorts and going to go play on a metal slide! Once you get going, you just have to let it sear the skin off your legs!

    • @yin-mei-gou2526
      @yin-mei-gou2526 Před 4 lety

      @@erinblu8551 Yes and it hurt like hell . So did falling off the wooden play towers that were made from thick wood like on train tracks four kids up there at once and one is bound to forget where the hole is you climbed up.

  • @xx-hy4uy
    @xx-hy4uy Před 2 lety

    Saw this joke performed live yesterday and let me tell you, it was just as funny! This guy really has a knack for physical humor.

  • @arlenehutchinson9259
    @arlenehutchinson9259 Před 5 lety +2

    I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the best 🙆🏾‍♀️

  • @lillianfiori9189
    @lillianfiori9189 Před 5 lety

    I just love Greg Morton!He's so hilariously talented & I would love to see him in a movie.

  • @kstormgeistgem461
    @kstormgeistgem461 Před 5 lety

    omg... between the memories, the physical comedy and reading the comments, this has been the best stand-up routine i've seen in ages!
    thanks everybody and oooh boy... i didn't think i would be able to remember Half of the stuff i just did about the toys (read: weapons of childhood destruction) we played with as kids... mostly because i thought they'd done too much brain damage for me to be able to, to be honest. lol

  • @Xerrill
    @Xerrill Před 4 lety

    My God, this brought back so many memories. At least the ones I can remember.

  • @phyllismarony8948
    @phyllismarony8948 Před 5 lety

    Never heard of him. He is hilarious. Can't wait to see more of him.

  • @janine0079
    @janine0079 Před 4 lety

    The day's kids still played with toy,s instead of sitting on there phone's all day long! Thanks for making me laugh ,I needed that .You are hilarious 🌈😂

  • @jackiebrangard6797
    @jackiebrangard6797 Před 5 lety

    I was the victim of a lawn Jart ... whomp, right in the thigh. My dad, as he was driving me to the hospital, said "Quit crying or I'll give you something to cry about'." ahhh . good times.

  • @glnakeith3199
    @glnakeith3199 Před 4 lety

    Good old days! Anyone who lived through those days had good memories. Most of us survived without serious injuries. Kids today have expensive technology to entertain them. Ever notice how many are overweight and don't there is a outdoors.

  • @petersimon5874
    @petersimon5874 Před 5 lety +16

    He's funny......Thank you. :-)

  • @llawliet9256
    @llawliet9256 Před 5 lety +3

    god i love this guy

  • @ilener1698
    @ilener1698 Před 5 lety +1

    That last joke had me in tears😂😂😂😂

  • @Nova7o9
    @Nova7o9 Před 5 lety

    This guy's great! I shared this video with my family. 😆😂

  • @Ezio214
    @Ezio214 Před 4 lety

    This guy is great on AGT, but his stand up is amazing! I was literally LOL. Great job!

  • @stevefelten1197
    @stevefelten1197 Před 5 lety

    😂🤣😂 So true, I loved jumping off the swing, climbing the 20 foot pole and ringing the bell at the top.

  • @demona131
    @demona131 Před 5 lety +3

    OMG!! Some of the stuff he mentioned we had at one point.

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 Před 4 lety +1

    Chopped -meat knees from missing that dodge ball kick.

  • @carolmk3114
    @carolmk3114 Před 4 lety

    His voices have me in tears😂😂😂

  • @kingzeddicus
    @kingzeddicus Před 5 lety

    Man! this guy's face is very expressive it's so funny, complements his routine. haha

  • @JimmyOlsson
    @JimmyOlsson Před 5 lety

    Greg is comedic treasure! So hilarious!

  • @d3stroy3r44
    @d3stroy3r44 Před 5 lety

    Wow what performance on America's Got Talent... Way to go he is pretty funny too im definitely going for this guy

  • @bonatlelove7732
    @bonatlelove7732 Před 5 lety +1

    He's super hilarious...😂😂😂😂

  • @kerryward6896
    @kerryward6896 Před 5 lety +1

    Sounds like we had the same childhood growing up !!!!

  • @erinblu8551
    @erinblu8551 Před 5 lety

    Oh man this guy is so good!

  • @ScandalCuracao
    @ScandalCuracao Před 5 lety +1

    Amazing Stuff

  • @judithcatlett8518
    @judithcatlett8518 Před 5 lety +1

    Good stuff. And true.

  • @MsKJohnson86
    @MsKJohnson86 Před 5 lety

    The skin from other kids on the blacktop 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was hilarious!!!!!

  • @JL-lr2tr
    @JL-lr2tr Před 5 lety +1

    reminded me of the good ole days!!!

  • @akeeperofoddknowledge4956

    Aaah the memories!

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 Před 5 lety

    I never saw this guy ...this is really great

  • @jefferywilliams9592
    @jefferywilliams9592 Před 5 lety

    Just saw his impressions on got talent. Now I'm here. Incredible

  • @The_Octopus
    @The_Octopus Před 5 lety +5

    Mainway industries supported Johnny bag of glass and the carp blender

  • @Thx1138sober
    @Thx1138sober Před 5 lety

    I had some toy (1968) that you made Army men with bendable arms and legs. You poured liquid plastic into 2 molds, then you put thin steel wires in the arms and legs, then put the molds together and they heated up to like 450 degrees. Somehow you always ended up with a few drops of 450-degree molten plastic dripping on your arm and once you had made the Amry men and bent their arms or legs one or two times, the wires protrude through the plastic and poke you. Fun times!

  • @Larrymarx
    @Larrymarx Před 5 lety

    Mr. Morton is Great!

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 Před 5 lety +1

    I saw the thumbnail (face expression) and say: this got to be hilarious for sure😂😂😂

  • @QUICKIRONS
    @QUICKIRONS Před 5 lety

    My stomach hurts. You do one of these skits on AGT you just might win, you are that funny.

  • @rhyzhenthioz
    @rhyzhenthioz Před 5 lety +1

    Congrats Greg. Btw kids back then were tough as wall. They don't cry easily and they played with reality real hard.

  • @marilynhigginbotham1429

    He is awesome and sooo funny I would love to hang out with him he was great on AGT everyone loved him I hope he goes far with his comedy he truly deserves the best! 👌👏👏👏😂😀♥️

  • @tilauncensored6799
    @tilauncensored6799 Před 5 lety

    Omg all time favorite

  • @sandyjones6079
    @sandyjones6079 Před 4 lety

    I love this guy!!! So dam funny. Jarts!! 😂🤣

  • @windywind6110
    @windywind6110 Před 5 lety +1

    Wow...this man is skilled!!!! : )

  • @lazybsbabies594
    @lazybsbabies594 Před 5 lety +1

    Kid falls and as a loving mom I would say, “did that hurt, well don’t do it again”

    • @ah5721
      @ah5721 Před 5 lety

      I'm that mom . 90's kid here !

  • @bradleejones9959
    @bradleejones9959 Před 5 lety +1

    AGT! Way to go!

  • @whythovr6888
    @whythovr6888 Před 5 lety

    His facial expressions are the best

  • @Carelmartyn
    @Carelmartyn Před 5 lety +1

    I love him! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ShawnaGraham50
    @ShawnaGraham50 Před 5 lety

    Blast from the past took me way back

  • @Germatti13489
    @Germatti13489 Před 4 lety

    the Merry-Go-Round was my favorite but also the most dangerous. If you got caught while you were pushing those aboard, you would go round and around, dragging behind it. 😂