Madness and Devils: Unbiased History - Byzantium III
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"But since hatred of being part of large multi-ethnic political entities is inherent to all slavs..." This got me really good.
The track suits and vacant smile didn't hurt either.
Some things never change.
he knows how to push our bottons you just can't not be impresed
Screams in Austria Hungary
*Russian Empire screeching*
“The Sassanids are putting elixirs in the water that turn the freaking horses bi” is my new favorite quote from this series
YOU'RE NOT REAL ROMAN, YOU'RE A SASSANID AND A FRAAAAUD!!! YOU'RE ALL HATCHETMEN OF THE NEW SASSANID ORDER!!! IF KHOSROW TRIES TO TAKE OUR SOULS 117 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!!!
Time stamp?
@@hagrid1123 5:15
There was truth in Alex Jones's statement. Even though, he's a zionist
Hello brother
Maurice literally wrote in his book that the southern slavs "cannot stand each other" lol
@@poki580 Eh, Barbarians.
He predicted the balkans 1500 years early
@@ziggytheassassin5835 more like, predicted slavs for the rest of their existence
Slavs: *Walks into Roman lands and starts farming*
Romans: Not our cities!
Slavs: What?
Romans: Sorry, force of habit.
@@overlord5068 g*rms being g*rms
@@overlord5068 based
Racially germanics successfully er a dicated 97% of all racially Celts in Europe mainland during the Classical Era
Racially germanics led by the Teutonic Order successfully er a dicated the ancient Prussians during the Middle Ages
@@overlord5068 They just hate civilization, even now they persist after being put down twice. Oh let's invite half of the worlds muslims to christian majority europe, they see civilization and it's *ah shit, here we go again*.
>Be Iranian
>Sneeze for some reason
>See Dovahatty posted a video
It all makes sense, now
Lmao
Okay, okay, wait, answer me this: Did Satan kill Shiroe?
So who won the Romano-Persian Wars.
Arabs: They both lost😈
gotta admit, the slavs just showing up and farming is way more of a power move than invading and sacking a city.
They didn't know what things like borders or territory were. They just smelled good earth to south and followed it.
That’s true. Would be cool if they were real. Sigh.
Way better than the G*rmanic tribes
@@miguelpereira9859 Sl*v spotted.
@@notsocrates9529 slavs are hyperborean chads
Today is the Birthday of Marcus Aurelius.
Happy birthday.
Natalis laetus tibi
Natalis laetus tibi
Natalis laetus Marco Aurelio
Natalis laetus tibi
Today is Othos birthday.
@@edwelndiobel1567 Natalis laetus tibi
Natalis laetus tibi
Natalis laetus Othoni
Natalis laetus tibi
Instantly hyped for the next part.
The hype is constant for this series. Episode after Episode.
Based Monsieur Z
Arab conquest
@@shahsaud2625 that will come in episode 5 I think, before that we need to witness how the Romans and Parthians fuck each other up.
@@Ghost23712 *Sassanids
Maurice was such a chad he and his six sons are saints in the Orthodox Church
Catholic Church
Is the ONLY true
Church of God
@@overlord5068 if you mean the Orthodox Catholic Church, then you are correct
Maurice is being venerated by the Church while Phokas is getting shitted upon by Dovahatty. Fitting...
Crisis of the Third Century 2: Electric Boogaloo, coming soon to an Empire near you
Oh god no...
@@blackholethingy THE Rashudin Caliphate led by Anti-Chad Mohhumad coming to a Syria near you!
@@orrorsaness5942
Mohammad didnt lead the Rashidun Caliphate. Caliph means successor, as in successor of Mohammad.
@@orrorsaness5942
You can't be that stupid
The Chads of Monotheism on horses & camels took on pig herding infidels
@@EM-tx3ly Interesting way to describe violent Arian heretics from a desert pagan melting pot but ok.
Dang, generals listened to their men a lot. Imagine Americans leaving the Middle East cause the army said so.
If the army starts killing the people in charge of the war we will pull out.
Or things like hungry, chronic payment issue (even news of payment wagons being raided were common), and dying from disease being a thing.
It would be awful
the guys going awal would get nuked
@@elmascapo6588 What? Loyalty has always existed, the thing that's changed is how the army is structured.
Heraclius is strong but the tides of history are beyond strength.
He reversed one major threat, only to be hit by the weaker of the two after exhausting his resources fighting the first.
That is called.......
Timing
😁
If you've already read the manga please don't spoil the anime to others
@@Nonamearisto Only Aurelian or Ceasar could have defeated the Sword of the Scourged.
@@MantrovK the rashidun caliphate will invade both lands ,bringing end to the persians and limiting the byzantine lands only in westen anatolia
Finally, someone is doing justice to my boiiiii Heraclius!!!! His tale is the most underrated of any Byzantine Emperor but also the most tragic
He was a pathetic laughable joke loser
The Emperor that lived too long...poor bastard
@@Th3Kingism too long :(
@joe mama
He lost the best provinces for the Arabs
@@baha3alshamari152 to be fair, he didn't lose them due to him being incompetent, he lost them due to the fact all the Empire's manpowerr was drained kicking out the Sassanids.
18:52 "where do they get all these hordes..."
For those who don't know during the Slavic migrations the Slavs brought with them better farming techniques and tools which spread to the rest of Europe and lead to a large population growth in the following century. It is theorized that the Slavs had such large numbers due to their better agricultural knowledge allowing them to cultivate the fertile lands of modern Poland and Ukraine enough to overpopulation leading to many Slavs migrating south for new lands.
Also the great northern plane which goes from poland to russia is incredibly well positioned for agriculture , this region is the breadbasket of europe after all
Two days ago Historia Civilis today Dovahhatty. This is my happy week!
both are biased af. Except, one is actually funny and does it for irony
@@RexGalilae are you really sure about Historia Civilis being biases? Have you watched his videos really? He constantly brings up how Ceasar is probably making x up and how he is probably using y situation as an excuse for z action.
@@OljeiKhan Historia Civilis is at only good when he doesn't inject his own stupid opinions. Like when Anthony was bringing a crown to Caesar who rejected it HC kept insisting that it was a ploy for Caesar to see if people wanted him to become King, while to me it seemed more like a show so that Caesar could squash the rumors that he wanted to crown himself King.
@@OljeiKhan he isn't hiding his disdain for Octavian and Mark Anthony
@@FeHearts we cannot %100 know if it was like you say and his suggestions regarding that event are consistent with Roman politics imo.
This is a surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
We will watch his career with great interest!
In the episode of arab conquest never named islam, only call religion of love and peace, and use hippy symbols to represented. Or the gestapo SJW of youtube censorship
Justinian II’s rant @ 5:16:
“THE SASSANIDS ARE PUTTING ELIXIRS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKING HORSES BI”
Only to discover later that he was right.
It's not like the US didn't try something a bit like that. Just look up the "gay bomb" the CIA looked into making for use against Cuba. Really.
JUSTIN the second, not JUSTINIAN the second, he comes later
Always great to see the determined look of a chad during times of panic
nice
nice
nice
nice
nice
3:34 - Brilliant. Aside from the silliness of the cartoon characters this is genuinely better quality stuff than most shallow TV documentaries about history.
Deadass got spooked when that part came up
Too close for comfort lol
KYRIE ELEISON
@Max St Arlyn cringe
@Max St Arlyn who give af about who kalergis ancestor from 700 years ago was
@Max St Arlyn cry about it
@Max St Arlyn Phocas is probably the worst virgin of all Roman history.
@Max St Arlyn Big if true
I’m not sure I’ll be able to watch the next episode...
Either because it’ll be too sad, or youtube won’t allow it
@Max St Arlyn you saying Kalergi is an ancestor of Phokas + Venetians?
Not doubting youm I've just literally never heard of that before
@Max St ArlynThe Phokas dynasty is from the 10th century. Unrelated to the Phokas guy from the 7th.
Maurice, the next Aurelian of this series :(
Certainly not
@@HeliodromusScorpio he is a tragic hero
More like Maiorian
That's gonna be H E R A C L I V S, fam
That would be Heraclius. He's almost literally just Aurelian without Aurelian getting murdered.
This series makes me want to be a better Man, it’s unbelievable
This is a comedy show, don't forget it. What Dovahhatty does (and is admirable) is making us remember that history has been history only because there strong people making decisions at the rigth moment at the right time. It is a mistake to beleive history runs on auto-pilot. Shows like these help us to remember that one can make a difference, and that is what you must learn from this channel the most.
@@upsidecloud8700 That’s it!
Abandon nihilism, embrace Rome
@@1108penguin In hoc signo vinces
Be loyal to those worthy. Value honour above wealth. Strive for greatness but remain humble, for you know the potential for it is within every man and woman. And most importantly; Bros before hoes.
The purging of the empire's Chads was horrifying.
This episode is essentially a filler like Imperial Wrath while we wait for the inevitable, yet it ranks high on my list. Kudos to you good sir.
Maurice is definitely not a filler in Roman history.
@@Michael_the_Drunkard neither are Valentinian the Great or Julian. Yet here we are
@@thewinterlord1518 well then, there'll be more of those "fillers" in the next episodes.
have you thought about making an ancient egypt series? Its ancient (no modern controversies), long (lots of content) and generally unknown.
Good idea ngl
There is the egyptian race controversy
@@El-Silver yeah but he isnt getting banned for triggering white or black nationalists respectively.
Egypt - when you can eat at a restaurant with your aunt, mom and sister and only need a table for two...
@@rosiehawtrey habsburgs are posers
I'm upset that the video has ended, but that just means you did your job properly
Love the Yemen plot twist, this reminds me of the one with Punics as the merchants 😂😂😂😂
Next episode needs a "hell march" sequence for Heraclius' counter-attack
The Final War may be the last of the Byzantium miniseries.
Makes me wonder how the Arabs/Muslims will be depicted... as demons, humans/wojacks or chads?
SASANIDAE DELENDA EST
as Pepes will be shown . pepes on camels
Pepe or chad
Im Wondering about How Georgians will be Depicted (Especially during 11th-13th centuries)💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@@pharaongaming8617 it won't get that far, this is a miniseries.
13:30 damn that betrayal to my man diocletian hits like a train
@@elmascapo6588 better do some research buddy
@@elmascapo6588 he also made gobernors less powerfull which avoided all the usurpations that had happened in the 3rd century, then he reformed the army into a cheaper army wich reduced the economic strain brought by other emperors in the 3rd century, tried to fix inflation but failed because, well, economics wasn't really a thing they studied back then, he did good and bad but he carried the empire so that it could keep on moving even tho in the 3rd century crisis the empire shpuld have fallen, but thanks to some exceptional emperors it survived including him
@@elmascapo6588 you really think the diocletian legions were the same as the trajan legions, they were peasants forcefully conscripted and needed to guard the many frontiers of the empire and as legions got smalles and more complex usurpers had a harder time mustering a power base
@@lnowne2352 The legions were never more formidable than the era from Diocletian to Theodosius, campaigned relentlessly, and rarely lost a battle.
Conscription wasn't some new method of recruitment that Diocletian invented, and it was never universal. Pompey and Caesar conscripted soldiers, as did Augustus, and Marcus Aurelius. It was a supplemental measure to man the border provinces, and mainly used on the Gallic frontier. The soldiers on campaign, such as Galerius's invasion of the Sassanids, were of very high quality.
5:48 "Alex Jones rants as an indie folk song" reference spotted. Well done, Dovah!
Another one at 12:25
And "Give me back my legions" being sung as a lullaby.
5:16 - The Sassanids are putting elixirs in the water that turn the freaking horses bi!
Huh, seems legit.
really hyped for the next part
also hope you will show Charlemagne, Harald Hardrada and the Varangian Guards (of Slavs, Vikings, and Anglo-Saxons) and also the Cataphracts
Too bad he gave up
Knowing what’s about to happen in Arabia makes me sad. Brace for Khalid, fellow Romans.
Only the levant and Egypt is lost. The latter's conquest was helped by local defection.
@@Michael_the_Drunkard yeah. But the battle of Yarmouk was nothing short of a disaster. And with the rise of the Muslim world, it sealed the fate of the empire.
@@nicknaylor9895 it's certainly not that. You will see that the tide turns in the 800's in favor of the Romans. What will seal the fate of the empire in 1071 isn't so much the military defeat, but the common treacherous tendencies within the Byzantine Greek populace and especially the aristocracy.
@@nicknaylor9895 The loss of Egypt and Syria was no devastating disaster, as the empire recovered well in the following centuries. Islam itself could never be the actual threat, since in eastern Europe and Western Asia, there used to be another unifying religion, called Orthodox Christianity. Had the Orthodox Christians been as united as the Catholic ones, many things would have gone differently. (Of course Orthodoxy still exists but not in Asia Minor anymore).
@@Michael_the_Drunkard Islam could never be a threat? What are you talking about, the empire was literally conquered by a Muslim empire, the Ottomans.
1:21 Who is gonna succeed the Great Emperor? In the words of War Thunder, attack the D point. Ave! Heracleus!
Ah, the Wars between the Persians and Romans finally ended...
... by the Arabs... who destroyed the Persians
oh the irony...
Even arbs hated p*rsians
honestly with the ending of "The final war", makes me pray for the next episode to have an opening based on "My War"
"But since hatred of being part of large multi-ethnic political entities is inherent in all slavs"
wait...
-Ottoman Empire,
-Russian Empire,
-Austro-Hungarian Empire,
-USSR,
-Yugoslavia,
oh
Don't forget Czechoslovakia.
LESS GOOO
Hi
dont you have more terry wads to play
*bird noises*
*more bird noises*
R-ROMA INVI-CTA!
Hi
"Artishir took the souls, Shapur took the souls, 117 will comence again if Khosrow tries to take our souls"
Haha, nice Alex Jones referrence.
If you dont understand croatian/serbian you really cant appreciate this fully , because the arguing of croats/serbs in the background while our protagonists do stuff is really accurate
I'm gonna cry a lot when the next part drops.
Mom get the camera my favorite anime is back
15:27 "monster diocletian"
Diocletian from the tetrarchy episode:(burst into dova's room)
Dova: what the....
Diocletian: *TRAITOR*
Thank you so much for your hard work and dedication to the series
It’s a good week when Historia Civilis and Dovahatty upload with in days of each other
5:33 Theodora is actually a Saint in the Orthodox Church, so perhaps Justinian carved out a special visiting room in Heaven for her. xD
Im just imagining alternate Dovhatty making "unbiased history" of Romes enemies
that would be cursed
st that point he would litteraly just be a mainstream historian lol
We need unbiased history of Israel lmao
He probably said that he might go for the islamic conquests after the byzantine series
@@goodman6432 where did he say that?
It has been two months.
Oh god I'm not sure if I'm mentally prepared to what's to come.
You should be kind of hyped and depressed. The Byzantines crush the Sassanids for the final time, but we don’t talk about what comes after.
Justinus Alexius Jones:
“the answer to 572 is 117” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alexius Emericus Ioanus
Oh boy, can't wait to see when they get to Charlemagne...
Is Dovah actually doing IT, teasing something in the arabian desert and the pact with the devil ?
@@EM-tx3ly Spoiler: God, Yahweh, and Allah don't exist. Just the SOL INVICTVS exists. A R A B
@@EM-tx3ly Allah doesn't exist, as well God, seriously speaking.
@@EM-tx3ly he is just another interpretation of deus sol invictus, but saddly thanks to satan you misunderstand his true nature
@@EM-tx3ly is the same god of abraham so whinning about his name is retared
@@EM-tx3ly Yea yea😂😂😂
Heraclius and maurice is my favorite byzantine emperors ever, thank you for remarking their greatness
Those Middle East and Venice segments... buckle everyone we’re in for a crazy ride. And pay attention to the Franks in a hundred or so years.
Just wait until the Normans come and fuck shit up for 150 years straight
Stop spoiling
Read the manga pleb
Germanus the younger honestly deserved better than what he got.
Closet thing to Stialcho
Yessssss, ohhhh this makes me so happy, this just saved the week : D
It’s Monday, u good bro?
@@andykim6696 that is the problem, it's just MONDAY hahaha
Great stuff Dova! Can't wait for the Hercalian campaign next episode!
Soo cool to see how their outfits change over time.
And that looking back at Stilicho and the others very cool.
Can't wait to see how he gonna depict the ar*bs
Honestly im hyped
Whatever the case.....
The Chads on horseback & camels will OWN the byzantines......
😎
@مسلم عربي
They failed at Constantinople 718
chad coming from the deserts and destroying both empires xD
@@baha3alshamari152
So what
Al Sham Egypt Afriqiya Maghrib were taken.......
Forever
It's amazing how fast you make these
Thanks Dovah, just in time for my lunch break.
3:31 "not yet camera man not yet, they're for later"
😎💪
@@shahsaud2625 I'm looking forward to greek fire and arab-bbq
You have just made my day
Thanks!!
Tiberius: Oh god, Slavs! Evacuate the city! They’re farming ALL OUR FEILDS This is terrible!
Slavs: *šta, zašto su ovi gradovi tako prazni*
The next episode is going to be.....
Very interesting🌒
🤣
Oh my not THEM
No... Not the demons.... NOT THE DEMONS
(Would be nice if he depicted Khalid as some sort of a Demonic Chad tho)
Its about to get very dark from now on FeelsBadMan
Watching this while my school is under a bomb threat. 10/10
Speaking of bomb threats:
3:31
The Aksumite-Sassanid wars began around the time Muhammad was born, if you'd like to know where on the time line that is.
Anime intro for Heraclius, please. You are a big channel. Just ask a nice cover channel so that you can use their cover of an anime song for free as an opening.
+
Love the series, keep up the fantastic work.
So fast! Great to see it man!
Imagine deserting the Empire to join the Av*rs...
Every time he says Phocas it sounds more and more like Fuckus.
This was a good one
So hyped for next vid
"Phocas would remember all just how bad things can get"
Menacing.
This is more riveting than any historical hollywood epic from the last decade
Lmao I'm used to Dovah riding the bandwagon, but hearing Diocletian being called a cabbage devil and a monster gave me a sad.
the entire point of the series is to ride the bandwagon
What? He's just being truthful and unbiased.
It's just for the storytelling perspective of the era he's covering. When he covered him he's a Chad. Centuries after in the Christian dominated era naturally he would be viewed at a more negative light for his persecutions.
Diocletian was a terrible emperor
@@incognito-px3dz true
This is absolute awesome!!
Dovah HERACLIUS deserves an anime opening!!!
I'll be there for youuu... 🎵🎵🎵
When the Empire starts to fall
great episode! keep the great content coming!
117 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN. Dovahhatty
is back in the game.
Rome apparently always played on the hardest difficulty.
At the moment the game is being won, the change to brutal
Finally, Unbiased History
Ave Dovah!
Constanine XI better go out in a blaze of glory.. and something about marble..
Dovahhatty describing the cabbage man as a monster hurts.
Things are different now. Rome has... ahem, seen the light.
What’s your pfp
All those emperors saw Diocletian as the murderous pagan and refused to see the numerous good reforms he left
yeah that pagan cabbage fucker was evil incarnate
@@jasonbelstone3427 they lost the light
Shoulda stuck to cabbage worship
this is officially the longest wait for a episode ever. not complaining
@2 million was not enough really?
@@azzuradyasrahma238 it’s resceduald to tomorow
Bravo! Another masterpiece!
>attacking leaders while their guard is low
>damning the country to foreign influence while it is too busy in an uncalled-for civil war
>destroying any semblance of stability for a goal that no one wanted but would fill his pockets quite easily
Phocas wrote the book that Karl Marx would shamelessly rip off.
Karl Marx was a genius don't compare him to Phokas
@@baha3alshamari152 The American college student has logged in
@@baha3alshamari152 why hello there my fellow liberal arts major
@@baha3alshamari152 nice bait 5/10
Is he going to conclude the series with Heraclius’ reign or go on until 1453?
Good question
He’s concluding the series with Heraclius
@@unclesam5230 Dovah himself said he would maybe continue after Heraclius
Rashidun Caliphate be sitting in the bleachers waiting until the next episode.
lol the khazars milkers reference is just epic
Can't wait for the next episode!
3:31 God damn it you were so close to crossing the Rubicon for a completed season 2.
Hyped for Ch*rlemages portrayal as well as the "holy" (pagan) "roman" (barbarian) "empire" (confederation)
Charlemagne would’ve been portrayed as a chad.
Maybe like Stilicho, but full barbarian
Im so glad the series continues
are the battles the things you mainly keep historically accurate, love your videos btw?
The virgin art of war by rice farmer tsun something
Vs
The Chad Strategicon of Maurice