Game of Thrones: Unbiased Review

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  • @Dovahhatty
    @Dovahhatty  Před 2 lety +2394

    On History vids.
    Lately I've been trying out new stuff, both in content and style, doing vids not only on history, like Israel's, but a game, Morrowind, and now a TV show/Book series, GOT. These were vids i wanted to make for sooooo damn long, but couldn't because of the restrictions of the previous way I did things. I'm giving non-historical topics a chance, since there's so much more freedom with shitposting you can get away with on them on CZcams.
    Hope you give me a chance to explore some more. If not, then all the best mate, it was pleasure to have you watching at all, but i gotta follow where my interest leads, or else the vids become soulless.
    Hope to see ya on the next one.

    • @cpom5075
      @cpom5075 Před 2 lety +106

      A video on warhammer in any capacity would be real great if you have the energy for it

    • @andreascovano7742
      @andreascovano7742 Před 2 lety +31

      You are amazing. You did enough history vids that nobody will say that you needed to do more.

    • @danielthelizard2410
      @danielthelizard2410 Před 2 lety +4

      Love the new non history content remember its your channel we are happy to support you no matter what you decide to do with it

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome Před 2 lety

      Loved this video! Can’t wait to see what’s to come

    • @davisdelp8131
      @davisdelp8131 Před 2 lety

      Where is the sauce

  • @eltiodude3654
    @eltiodude3654 Před 2 lety +3581

    Stannis was the protagonist all along, the writers were in denial

    • @monkeydetonation
      @monkeydetonation Před 2 lety +444

      Stannis the mannis

    • @JeremyStittsandtheJourney
      @JeremyStittsandtheJourney Před 2 lety +330

      Stannis reminds me so much of Aurelian. Such potential wasted by those idiots DandD

    • @Aelxi
      @Aelxi Před 2 lety +184

      STANNIS THE GODDAMN MANNIS

    • @gutar5675
      @gutar5675 Před 2 lety +77

      @@JeremyStittsandtheJourney Aurelian also died too soon

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 Před 2 lety +21

      Same as Saul Goodman. Saul Goodman is a god.

  • @syedshakaibanwar2698
    @syedshakaibanwar2698 Před rokem +476

    Aegon V was the most based Targaryen King, he killed himself and 5 opther Targaryens, he also tried to kill Rhaegar's mom and Aerys so he could save Westeros from their cringe.

    • @p-ball_from_SEA
      @p-ball_from_SEA Před rokem

      Egg was based, he didn't want none of that incest bs too, too bad he couldn't kill Rh*egar quickly.

    • @Lulo-jw5mk
      @Lulo-jw5mk Před 12 dny +5

      You are forgetting to add the facts that he was against incest ands was probably the only king that really cared about the smallfolk .

  • @Starcatplays
    @Starcatplays Před 2 lety +1595

    This Time it was not Wincest.

    • @asecamp
      @asecamp Před 2 lety +6

      Lol

    • @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi
      @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi Před 2 lety +50

      That's the thing Jerry... It never is ;-)

    • @supercellodude
      @supercellodude Před 2 lety +22

      Sure the Habsburgs became rulers over Spain, Austria, Hungary, Croatia, Bohemia, alongside being Emperor and presiding over shackling an entire continent. But that desire for maintaining that dominance against succession laws, the French, the Ottomans and other factors led to their downfall from being the most powerful family in Europe (and beyond?)

    • @civilizedhuman7875
      @civilizedhuman7875 Před 2 lety +4

      Truth is kid your gay

    • @s.m.g.2166
      @s.m.g.2166 Před 2 lety +5

      Targ's Did Nothing Wrong.
      Valyrian Supremacy Always!!!

  • @Pyrus425
    @Pyrus425 Před 2 lety +1229

    >pro Stannis
    Unfathomably based

  • @Primo_Luca
    @Primo_Luca Před 2 lety +676

    The Targaryen collected every chromosome known to man, as they turned their family tree into a family circle.

  • @tojiroohara9620
    @tojiroohara9620 Před 2 lety +829

    Raeghar: Are you inbred &/or underage?
    Ellia:..n-no?
    Raeghar:..*Sighs disappointedly*

    • @lbentosoares4
      @lbentosoares4 Před rokem +6

      Wasn't Lyanna underage for Robert aswell?

    • @tojiroohara9620
      @tojiroohara9620 Před rokem +110

      @@lbentosoares4 Lyanna was 16 when she died, and Robert was 19-20, but Raeghar was 24.
      So yeah, in reality, they both were full-grown men.
      But it's all a joke, since Robb, Jon and Daenarys were all 14-15 at the start of the series too(hell, Daenarys was sold to Drogo when she was 13, which is sickening if you think about it, considering the Dothrakki ways...)

    • @palantiri6590
      @palantiri6590 Před rokem +28

      @@lbentosoares4 Lyanna and Robert weren’t married yet. AKA she wasn’t old enough to be married.

    • @keksimusmaximus4597
      @keksimusmaximus4597 Před rokem

      @@tojiroohara9620
      15 and 19 or even 24 is not a problem at all. You're an adult woman with 15 since you can bear children. That's good enough. Shitty American puritanical morals are not applying to the rest of the world.

    • @kessakuinoue8488
      @kessakuinoue8488 Před rokem

      Lyanna was both underaged and inbred, her parents were cousins.

  • @asasas9146
    @asasas9146 Před 2 lety +619

    Mao Zedong as the Bloodstone Emperor. Just brilliant.

  • @danielthelizard2410
    @danielthelizard2410 Před 2 lety +1949

    'Ate targs (not racis just don't loik 'em)
    'Ate ruager
    'Ate lunisters
    'Ate boars
    Luv war
    Luv wine
    Luv luyana
    Luv ned
    Luv breastplate strecha
    Simple as
    ~Bobby B

    • @JamesJJSMilton
      @JamesJJSMilton Před 2 lety +1

      breastplate stretcher!!!!

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia Před 2 lety +208

      No need to apologize. It's not racist if it's a Targ. It's just self-defense in the name of protecting your neighbors.

    • @cooleradam4324
      @cooleradam4324 Před 2 lety +1

      @@maltheopia targs are not a legitimate ethnicity they are a crime against nature, your nation, and good genetics.

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas Před 2 lety +23

      Tis fitting

    • @LL-nc9er
      @LL-nc9er Před 2 lety +26

      Ogres my lord

  • @Real7419
    @Real7419 Před 2 lety +2621

    Finally a summary that acknowledges the Baratheon Superiority

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader Před 2 lety +100

      They were blessed by Sigmar Heldenhammer!

    • @PcGamerify
      @PcGamerify Před 2 lety +50

      Stamnis, the most popular Baratheon

    • @JohnSmith-is4uu
      @JohnSmith-is4uu Před 2 lety +85

      @@PcGamerify
      "Half of my army is made up of unbelievers, there will be no more burnings. Pray Harder"
      OURS IS THE FURY

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 Před rokem +17

      Weren't the Baratheons... literally founded off of a Targaryen Bastard?

    • @elmascapo6588
      @elmascapo6588 Před rokem

      @@thalmoragent9344 that's just propaganda made up by the eternal cope of the Sister fuckers

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 Před 2 lety +3190

    Season 1 Game of Thrones audience: "Robert Baratheon is cruel! Killing Dany won't solve anything!"
    Season 8 Game of Thrones audience: "Dammit, Ned."

    • @sebastianpobletecarvalho5081
      @sebastianpobletecarvalho5081 Před 2 lety +548

      "Lannister is cringe, Targ is worse, war is coming" Said the man no one belived

    • @miguelenriquez181
      @miguelenriquez181 Před 2 lety +234

      Baratheon tried to warn us

    • @silentecho92able
      @silentecho92able Před 2 lety +203

      @@miguelenriquez181 An people say Robert was a bad King well where are those people now hmm.

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 Před 2 lety +5

      @@silentecho92able he was a shit king, but he was also not cruel. He was just fat and lazy .

    • @ea.fitz216
      @ea.fitz216 Před 2 lety +55

      @@zm1786 Shit? Shit is it? Is that how you talk to your king?

  • @andybosch7857
    @andybosch7857 Před 2 lety +2584

    So you're saying that throughout the story there's a hidden red line of Lovecraftian monstrosities and cosmic horror themes that were just chucked out because the writers didn't notice it?
    Those sods were really a pair of hacks.

    • @DunceCapSyndrome
      @DunceCapSyndrome Před 2 lety +498

      D&D played Bloodborne once & said it was too hard. From then forward vowed to never do lovecraftian shit.

    • @erebus3059
      @erebus3059 Před 2 lety +35

      @@DunceCapSyndrome lmao

    • @patrickdavies9790
      @patrickdavies9790 Před 2 lety +347

      Not sure if they didn't notice it or just chose to willfully ignore it. They stated they wanted to make GoT appeal to soccer moms and NFL players. But they are definitely hacks.

    • @filipeisabelinho3425
      @filipeisabelinho3425 Před 2 lety +282

      From the beginning they cast aside anything to do with magic, wanting nothing to do with it and as mentioned, to try to appeal to mass audiences.
      My take is that they just didn't't want to deal with the extra complexity it brings, given their episode by episode of the last season reveal how little they understand of what they themselves are writing, much less of what they overall books have.

    • @levongevorgyan6789
      @levongevorgyan6789 Před 2 lety +231

      Most of that Lovecraftian stuff starts to appear more in the later stuff. Like an early released chapter of Winds of Winter is when we see that Euron isn’t just a psycho larping as a sorcerer king, but might actually be a real, existential villain.

  • @vitorafmonteiro
    @vitorafmonteiro Před 2 lety +382

    "The writers were hated for telling the truth."
    "TARGS BAD"
    Lol.

  • @bryanwrites8290
    @bryanwrites8290 Před 2 lety +1427

    Something very inherently Chad about House Baratheon, probably because they level strength instead of intelligence 99% of the time.

    • @spikegilfer1997
      @spikegilfer1997 Před 2 lety +8

      When you have genes that keep your men muscled and within the height range of 6'2 - 6'10 like 100% of the time, that's gods way of telling you to rule.

    • @kingbyrd.1512
      @kingbyrd.1512 Před 2 lety +254

      Then it's good that Stannis the Mannis is both. High STR and high INT. Truly a gigachad worthy of being main protagonist.

    • @miguelzurita3216
      @miguelzurita3216 Před 2 lety +95

      The show really did him dirty, the actor did a fantastic job, but the writers made so many excuses to set him up to fail in Season 5( i think it was)

    • @BestWayKilla
      @BestWayKilla Před 2 lety +118

      @@miguelzurita3216 The writers were (rightfully) afraid too many people would naturally flock to getting behind Stannis and rooting for him to win, as it would ruin their efforts to portray Dany as the "rightful" ruler for the "YasssQueenSlay" crowd. Ironically, without any apparent competition for fans' affection, they chose to just have Dany turn evil (as she always was) anyway at the very last minute..

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia Před 2 lety

      Robert: Min-maxed STR and CHA, dumped INT.
      Stannis: Min-maxed STR and INT, dumped CHA.
      Renly: Min-maxed INT and CHA, dumped STR.
      Renly fucked up because while dumping STR can be the right call, that's only the case if you're already an established ruler or you're a spellcaster. Renly was neither, so... bye, bitch.

  • @HydrikMasqued
    @HydrikMasqued Před 2 lety +3236

    I'm so glad that Robert is depicted as the chad that he truly is

    • @cldreyer1756
      @cldreyer1756 Před 2 lety +199

      Excuse you, his name is Bobby B!

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 Před 2 lety +131

      @@cldreyer1756 BIG BOBBY B

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 Před 2 lety +100

      @@gokbay3057 KING BIG BOBBY B
      remember, hes The King

    • @jacklau2558
      @jacklau2558 Před 2 lety

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 YOU FORGET HIS FULL TITLE KING BIG BOBBY B, SLAYER OF RAPISTS, MAKER OF THE EIGHT, GOD OF TITS AND WINE, AND LASTLY THE RIGHT!!!

    • @nihilitis6840
      @nihilitis6840 Před 2 lety +39

      @@lollikabosso.w.n7153 Come! Bow before your king! BOW ya shiits!

  • @ranger24ff
    @ranger24ff Před 2 lety +350

    Stannis the Mannis Baratheon, true king of Westeros. Bend the knee or be destroyed as he promotes a humble smuggler to hand of the King for being the only man in the room to be honest with him and push him to save Westeros rather than fight pointless raids.

    • @JT-de5jr
      @JT-de5jr Před 2 lety +1

      cheated on his wife, destroyed religious artefacts, burned people alive and frankly is a bad leader -> making no allies and only enemies because he cant compromise.
      But sure he’s the Mannis...

    • @BroadwayRonMexico
      @BroadwayRonMexico Před rokem +1

      Bow you shits!

  • @witchboy44
    @witchboy44 Před rokem +65

    The Durrandon blood is so strong it canceled out the targ blood immediately

  • @jorrossathepaladin4624
    @jorrossathepaladin4624 Před 2 lety +704

    *Sees the Baratheons as the Chads of ASOIAF*
    “Based”

    • @onlychild5213
      @onlychild5213 Před 2 lety +47

      Blind people can tell the Chads were the Stags

    • @jorrossathepaladin4624
      @jorrossathepaladin4624 Před 2 lety

      @@onlychild5213 If you hear Bobby B demand the breastplate stretcher, anyone would agree

    • @Irishcrossing
      @Irishcrossing Před 2 lety +50

      Robert Baratheon: strong warrior chad
      Stannis Baratheon: smart soldier chad
      Remly Baratheon: gay public figure chad
      The Stags were the best family

    • @BruhMoment-mn9kn
      @BruhMoment-mn9kn Před 2 lety +3

      Based, and TRUE

    • @The_Fabian
      @The_Fabian Před rokem +5

      Based and WINE

  • @thecyberking1000
    @thecyberking1000 Před 2 lety +1075

    You should do an Unbiased History of Westeros. There’s plenty of material to cover if you’re willing to do it I’m sure a lot of us would like to see it

    • @thecyberking1000
      @thecyberking1000 Před 2 lety +36

      Not saying you have to but it’s just a a suggestion

    • @Gokiza
      @Gokiza Před 2 lety +8

      This

    • @diamondinthesky4771
      @diamondinthesky4771 Před 2 lety +38

      Plus it's all fictional so far less threat of getting cancelled

    • @menmamadrigal1233
      @menmamadrigal1233 Před 2 lety +18

      @@diamondinthesky4771 hes gonna constantly substitute the Dornish with the Carthiginians

    • @Jesse-fd5bv
      @Jesse-fd5bv Před 2 lety

      @@thecyberking1000 thing is a lot of the history is recorded by second hand sources. Among these sources are the Maesters, who notoriously lie and falsify history to push their own agenda.

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 Před 2 lety +70

    6'6 black-haired Chad with an unfeasible heavy hammer Vs bleach blonde quadruple royalty pretty boy who is good at the harp?
    Results? Predictable.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Před 2 dny

      His head was in the clouds, and also on many other things, Robert hit him pretty hard

  • @Raleyg
    @Raleyg Před 2 lety +1640

    It’s good to see that Dovahhatty has not been deceived by Targ propaganda, and understands that soon the Baratheon Hegemony will be restored. Not just over Westeros, but the entire world!

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader Před 2 lety

      Ours is the Fury, ya sister fuckers!

    • @SuperHongTay
      @SuperHongTay Před 2 lety +5

      WHEN.

    • @Raleyg
      @Raleyg Před 2 lety +37

      @@SuperHongTay My head canon is that after Brandon dies, Gendry's sons or grandsons will argue that Robert was a great king compared to what came after him. Resulting in a period where the monarchy is "elective", but the lords never fail to elect the king's oldest son. Ensuring Baratheons keep hold of the throne until the Westerosi Revolution

    • @JohnSmith-is4uu
      @JohnSmith-is4uu Před 2 lety +11

      Plot Twist: Stannis and Bobby B are 1/4 Targ.

    • @angelopueyygarcia43
      @angelopueyygarcia43 Před 2 lety

      @@JohnSmith-is4uu just goes to show how much of a chad they are. They are able to suppress their targshit DNA with sheer will alone.

  • @bacon_8330
    @bacon_8330 Před 2 lety +441

    “You know nothing John Snow.”
    Yeah, and so did the show writers when the found out the book series was actually incomplete.

    • @munken7673
      @munken7673 Před 2 lety +3

      They thought that it would be completed in time

    • @psycho9815
      @psycho9815 Před 2 lety +15

      @@munken7673 yeah but they left out a lot of shit and characters from the books in the show

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 2 lety +14

      @@munken7673 They stopped using the books long before they ran out of material.

  • @legiokrato61
    @legiokrato61 Před 2 lety +135

    Writing fiction is hard because it has to make sense, but history doesn't have to.

    • @celestialhylos7028
      @celestialhylos7028 Před rokem +3

      Hear...hear

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist Před rokem +13

      States at the Taiping rebellion and emu war.

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 Před 27 dny +1

      ​@@fullmetaltheorist
      Taiping casualties
      5million cannibalised

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist Před 27 dny +1

      @@marseldagistani1989 And all because a guy failed a test and convinced himself he was the brother of Jesus.
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnreynolds196
    @johnreynolds196 Před 2 lety +173

    The 2 fastest beings in Westeros... Gendry and the crow he sent.

    • @munken7673
      @munken7673 Před 2 lety +65

      Well he does have Bobby B’s holy genes

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 Před rokem +8

      @@munken7673 yeah, but it’s still clear he’s a bastard, he ran faster *without* the hammer.

  • @maltheopia
    @maltheopia Před 2 lety +195

    Renly went astray when he forgot that the purpose of his bloodline's blessing is to spite and kill powerful assholes, with the consolation prize of becoming King Vermin of Trash Mountain just that -- a consolation prize. Not the goal. Compare what happened to him with what happened to Robert and Stannis.

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader Před 2 lety +13

      He was secretly adopted. Renly ain’t no Baratheon.

    • @kingstennis6158
      @kingstennis6158 Před 2 lety

      He let the Targshit part of his bloodline get the better of him. Would still be a better King than anyone except Stan.

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 Před 2 lety

      He was getting his asshole split instead. Yeah, even Jaime think he's the bottom.

    • @brianthegreat5994
      @brianthegreat5994 Před rokem +2

      @@Southern_Crusader Renly absolutely is a Baratheon. In the books he basically is described as being very similar to Bobby B in his youth

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z Před 2 lety +210

    11:55 good jab at the characters of GoT teleporting across the world whenever they want from Sesson 6 onwards. There used to be entire story arcs about the journey from place to place.

  • @tenou213
    @tenou213 Před 2 lety +89

    Robert paid a drunken minstrel to summarize history.
    This is what came out.

  • @noriyakigumble3011
    @noriyakigumble3011 Před 2 lety +67

    You’re forgetting about the rebirth of the chosen one, The prince who was promised, Azor Ahai Who resides within the Chad Baratheon bloodline in the form of Stannis the goddamn Mannis.

  • @redquoter
    @redquoter Před 2 lety +230

    Honestly, didn't think you could pull off a GOT series review like this, but ya nailed it - Robert did nothing wrong.

    • @munken7673
      @munken7673 Před 2 lety +13

      He didn’t figure out that Joffrey wasn’t his son

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi Před 2 lety +5

      raping cersei was kind of an L

    • @lil_jackgamez8992
      @lil_jackgamez8992 Před 2 lety +1

      @@hinasakukimi when did that happen she is his wife

    • @hinasakukimi
      @hinasakukimi Před 2 lety +9

      @@lil_jackgamez8992 implying marital rape doesn't exist 🥴

    • @nonsodrake8585
      @nonsodrake8585 Před rokem

      @@hinasakukimi nothing wrong with that. Man and wife business

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 Před rokem +31

    Finally someone acknowledges the sheer madness of the Valryians and the absolute goat of a house called Baratheon

  • @g-money9009
    @g-money9009 Před 2 lety +242

    Now we just need a Warhammer 40k Unbiased Review where Dovah covers the lore through the eyes of the Imperium.

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 Před 2 lety +20

      No, the eyes of Robute Guilliman

    • @yuvalgabay1023
      @yuvalgabay1023 Před rokem +6

      "and then a golden chadus proceeded to commit epic level genocide against the galaxy"

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 Před rokem +4

      Most Warhammer 40k canon is basically in the unbiased style already, as it's all subjective by gdubs' own admission (which covers for any inconsistencies in the black library but whatever lmao)

    • @redline841
      @redline841 Před rokem

      Through the Eyes of the Tyranids

    • @thepunisher4507
      @thepunisher4507 Před 10 měsíci

      Nah too predictable should be through the eyes of the craftworlders.

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 Před 2 lety +134

    Wait, is that actually Euron's motivation in the books? That's metal as fuck, and just makes show Euron that much more lame.

    • @camiloperezluque1574
      @camiloperezluque1574 Před 2 lety +53

      Yep, Euron in the books is trying to become an eldritch god

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 Před 2 lety +67

      euron is legit terrifying in the books. Pure psychopath. Rapes and kills his own family members for fun. Gets a girl pregnant and then wants to use her and the baby as blood sacrifices. Dude had a magic horn that could steal Danys dragons and a set of Valyrian steel armor

    • @JohnSmith-is4uu
      @JohnSmith-is4uu Před 2 lety +9

      Bobby B and Stannis are also 1/4 Targ 😉

    • @thepowerofsand6180
      @thepowerofsand6180 Před měsícem

      Bro is trying to end the world💀

  • @TheDistractingGamer
    @TheDistractingGamer Před 2 lety +163

    At last, pro-baratheon reporting. This is objectively correct.

  • @huldrrrr9486
    @huldrrrr9486 Před 2 lety +493

    I'm seriously in awe of the editing here. Also this is the most I've laughted all year, thanks Dovah

    • @HFFCANADA
      @HFFCANADA Před 2 lety +6

      Have you seen the Unbiased Rome? Fuckin hilarious

  • @Zeoxis6
    @Zeoxis6 Před 2 lety +39

    Robert Baratheon is the player character in a hardcore full-loot pvp permadeath game of thrones that dies to a shitty mob after living his best life. That's why he's my favorite.

  • @commiecrusader3064
    @commiecrusader3064 Před 2 lety +68

    Stannis the Mannis was such a tragic hero, he was the only true king!

  • @toffitagufa8777
    @toffitagufa8777 Před rokem +15

    The virgin T*rgaryens vs the Chad Baratheons

  • @cpom5075
    @cpom5075 Před 2 lety +1594

    When a 13 minute video is better than the last 4 seasons of the TV show.
    Also based House Baratheon enjoyer forever.

  • @sterlingtolman
    @sterlingtolman Před 2 lety +795

    You’re the only creator on CZcams that makes me full on belly laugh and also marvel at the wide spectrum of jokes, references, and memes.
    Friggen love your vids and style, especially the boldness and audacity of telling the true side of Israel lol
    So excited for your next project!

    • @Iarlen
      @Iarlen Před 2 lety +1

      THE TRUE SIDE OF ISRAEL!? THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT GAME OF THRONES!

    • @Ghost_P
      @Ghost_P Před 2 lety +10

      Check out Max0r and SsethTzeentach

    • @sterlingtolman
      @sterlingtolman Před 2 lety +1

      @@Iarlen watch the Israel video dude

    • @JohnSmith-is4uu
      @JohnSmith-is4uu Před 2 lety +1

      @@sterlingtolman *Occupied Palestine

  • @ethanragbir8311
    @ethanragbir8311 Před 2 lety +31

    Finally an observation at the total catastrophe that was the Targaryen dynasty in Westeros. They were cleansed by the Sigma of House Baratheon Bobby B. and his lil bro is going to pick up the pieces.

  • @monchyd6519
    @monchyd6519 Před 2 lety +371

    its kinda sad, robert baratheon was such a chad when he was younger, the series just dont show any of it. if you only watch the series you think robert is a useless piece of fat that probably only luckily conquered the throne thanks to his friends or such. he literally was a giga ultra sigma chad

    • @billyguyjoe1858
      @billyguyjoe1858 Před 2 lety +71

      That's the point. Robert was amazing at war but he was a dog shit ruler.

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia Před 2 lety +76

      @@billyguyjoe1858 That Robert is still easily at least the second-best ruler that Westeros ever had makes this even funnier. The Targaryens really suck, don't they?

    • @angelopueyygarcia43
      @angelopueyygarcia43 Před 2 lety +42

      @@maltheopia damn when you point it that way, it really makes one think. That Bobby B in his worst while being absolutely depressed, is still better than most that sat on that useless piece of shit they call a throne.

    • @lbentosoares4
      @lbentosoares4 Před rokem +2

      Robert started a war because he was butthurt about another man having the woman he loved (who didn't love him back)...What is giga ultra sigma chad about that? XD

    • @lbentosoares4
      @lbentosoares4 Před rokem +4

      @@maltheopia There we're both horrible AND great Targaryen kings.

  • @Trubbl3
    @Trubbl3 Před 2 lety +131

    The merchant guild is once again pleased with your performance

  • @byzantine2516
    @byzantine2516 Před 2 lety +50

    I'm still mad about how they killed Stannis the Mannis.

  • @spambaconeggspamspam
    @spambaconeggspamspam Před 2 lety +47

    Baratheon and Based both start with a B.
    This is not coincidence.

  • @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975
    @xazelnighthaunterfanboy975 Před 2 lety +35

    "You want me to have a god......fine, King Stannis is my god."

  • @JustanothaGuy
    @JustanothaGuy Před 2 lety +41

    Weird how the only viable kings in GOT are the Baratheons, most especially the one true king Stannis...

  • @hairglowingkyle4572
    @hairglowingkyle4572 Před 2 lety +59

    This is quite possibly the most elaborate and intricate ad for Elden Ring I've seen so far, my poor wallet's not gonna like this.

  • @AzathothRoyal
    @AzathothRoyal Před 2 lety +63

    9/10 needed further elucidation on Stannis the Mannis but it was pretty good regardless

  • @user-tk2lf1dv3s
    @user-tk2lf1dv3s Před rokem +44

    even as a Baratheon fanboi he still acknowledges the awesomeness that is Tywin, the uncrowded king

  • @spade3798
    @spade3798 Před 2 lety +33

    If there was an unbiased history of Westeros all the Durrandons/Baratheons would've been the chads.

  • @TDenterpriser
    @TDenterpriser Před 2 lety +153

    A video on the unbiased lore of Caesar’s Legion would be awesome

    • @kavky
      @kavky Před 2 lety +7

      Ask Schizo Elijah for that one.

    • @theberserker6000
      @theberserker6000 Před 2 lety

      Vault City is the only based faction, Caesar's Legion, Brotherhood of Sissy, and the New Cuck Republic are all cringe.
      You can maybe say that New Reno CrimeFamilies are also based but, honestly Caesar's Legion is overated and praised by men apes with extrachromosomes who only played FNV.

    • @kavky
      @kavky Před 2 lety +2

      @@theberserker6000 Don't cut yourself in all that edge.

    • @theberserker6000
      @theberserker6000 Před 2 lety +3

      @@kavky Caesar's Legion are the edgy boys, Vault City is actually the last best hope for humanity.

    • @valon5069
      @valon5069 Před 2 lety +1

      @@theberserker6000 hasn’t vault city been taken over by NCR?

  • @Chill6063
    @Chill6063 Před 2 lety +37

    Maturity is realizing Bobby B was right

  • @user-tk2lf1dv3s
    @user-tk2lf1dv3s Před 2 lety +169

    This is actually shockingly informative, what a madlad

  • @TheUrobolos
    @TheUrobolos Před 2 lety +46

    Always knew Dovah was an average Baratheon enjoyer

  • @docilecatfish1370
    @docilecatfish1370 Před 2 lety +32

    So, what you’re telling me is, Game of Thrones could’ve been a live-adaptation of Dark Souls? This knowledge cuts me deeply.

  • @evrensaygn1017
    @evrensaygn1017 Před 2 lety +225

    The things daenerys done in the show really was stupid tho. Like, you do stuff, but you don't take responsibility for it. You can't control all the cities you pointlessly attacked. You don't know how to "break" the wheel but you are constantly talking about it. She was just a child whit moral superiority complex.

    • @sergioochoa913
      @sergioochoa913 Před 2 lety +5

      So your average twatter Blue checkmark?

    • @swans184
      @swans184 Před 2 lety +54

      Breaking the wheel without realizing she’s just another wheel

    • @ladygrey7425
      @ladygrey7425 Před 2 lety +67

      @@swans184 Like most revolutionaries

    • @LowestofheDead
      @LowestofheDead Před 2 lety +46

      She was a mediocre ruler in a world of even shittier ones. Every other ruler in Essos (and most of Westeros) was so incompetent and edgelordy that they'd be overthrown in five minutes IRL.
      Remember that every Unsullied has to kill a newborn baby - there's no way Astapor's medieval population could support that. And real civilizations with that many slaves always fell to rebellions and civil wars. Daenarys wasn't being a utopian hippy by ending that shit, she was being pragmatic.

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia Před 2 lety +36

      @@LowestofheDead If Daenerys had carefully dismantled the slave economy because she recognized that this shit was unsustainable during a time when Westeros was facing at least three apocalypses, one of which she was a direct harbinger of -- that would make her the smartest character in the show. But that wasn't her motive. Daenerys did not end slavery and replace it with something that was less wasteful and less prone to rebellion. She ended it and replaced it with nothing, which allowed the slaveowners to reconsolidate and double-down on brutality in the chaos.

  • @marloyorkrodriguez9975
    @marloyorkrodriguez9975 Před 2 lety +77

    Durrandon-Baratheon supremacy is the only truth, Durran’s love endures so to will the fury of his descendants!

    • @maltheopia
      @maltheopia Před 2 lety +21

      That Renly is still a pretty cool guy despite trying to usurp Stannis for no other reason than 'look, I'm just upholding family tradition of killing powerful assholes' speaks to the power of the Baratheon bloodline.

    • @The_Fabian
      @The_Fabian Před rokem +4

      Ours Is the supremacy

  • @jorcornel558
    @jorcornel558 Před 2 lety +40

    Baratheons are so based they're some of the few characters to not get betrayed every 5 seconds.

  • @BayaRae
    @BayaRae Před 2 lety +116

    You actually managed to do it justice in under 14 minutes. Good job!👍

  • @luisandres2991
    @luisandres2991 Před 2 lety +49

    Fucking legend.
    Stannis for the win.

  • @doxscund8821
    @doxscund8821 Před 2 lety +26

    Bobby B was always the biggest gigachad in Westeros

  • @christopherjustice6411
    @christopherjustice6411 Před 2 lety +76

    So basically Ashai is evil Constantinople.

    • @kingbyrd.1512
      @kingbyrd.1512 Před 2 lety +23

      Its in the far east. Its asianconstantinople.

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 Před 2 lety +6

      @@kingbyrd.1512 Beijing

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 Před 2 lety +22

      @@orrorsaness5942 Considering how it looks like it have perpetual fallout, yeah it's Beijing

    • @Redpilled_Retribution
      @Redpilled_Retribution Před rokem +2

      Kings Landing is definitely what's inspired by Constantinople

    • @harisgougoudis8274
      @harisgougoudis8274 Před rokem +5

      @@Redpilled_Retribution Kingslanding is the most famous shit hole in all the seven kingdoms. You can maybe make a connection with the Sept of Baelor and Hagia Sophia but Constantinople was known as a gem, the centre of the world, "the greatest city that ever was or will be", sounds familiar?

  • @medikare7469
    @medikare7469 Před 9 měsíci +5

    The visual of a still image of swole Robert moving across the map is so fuckin hilarious.

  • @meanurchin5708
    @meanurchin5708 Před 2 lety +19

    The only man we stan for here is Stannis "the Mannis" Baratheon!

  • @poseidonc1259
    @poseidonc1259 Před 2 lety +17

    “Ours is the fury!”
    -Words of House Baratheon

  • @intuendaecivilization9365
    @intuendaecivilization9365 Před 2 lety +29

    YEEES, finally someone who understands the Targarians should never rule Westeroes.
    And understands that the Baratheons are the real chads of A Song of Ice and Fire.

  • @user-bl6jd9lm4g
    @user-bl6jd9lm4g Před 2 lety +16

    The Brazilian being against incest.
    You see something new everyday

  • @datmexboi2121
    @datmexboi2121 Před 2 lety +189

    They really ruined this show man

  • @matthewbianco9662
    @matthewbianco9662 Před 2 lety +132

    Unbiased, But incredibly Based.

  • @aurelianus1308
    @aurelianus1308 Před 2 lety +14

    It's been too long.
    Ahem.
    STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

  • @rovert881
    @rovert881 Před 2 lety +20

    This true story of Westeros was sponsored by the glorious Bobby B

  • @napolien1310
    @napolien1310 Před 2 lety +20

    Stannies the Mannis is the true king of Westeros

  • @numanbaran8607
    @numanbaran8607 Před 2 lety +30

    Book stannis did nothing wrong

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759

    This video has undone the damage of season 8. House Baratheon did nothing wrong.

  • @supercellodude
    @supercellodude Před 2 lety +11

    The Baratheons just had to wait for Targ' incompetence to lose their dragons through dynastic bloodletting and cursed magic rituals

  • @juanig4198
    @juanig4198 Před rokem +14

    with how he is describing every house that is not the baratheons and friends i'm starting to feel like this is the robert version of the story specially the rhaegar part

  • @chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208

    Such a shame it ended after season 4, hopefully they'll continue when gurm finishes his Wands of Wander book

  • @flewphernegro1516
    @flewphernegro1516 Před 2 lety +22

    Great show, shame they canceled it after season 4, what a shame

  • @donniedewitt9878
    @donniedewitt9878 Před 2 lety +9

    This is actually really well done. You managed to do new videos on new topics while keeping you’re style and tone

  • @elevencastle6154
    @elevencastle6154 Před 2 lety +8

    Valerian Hapsburgs lol

  • @amattchronism
    @amattchronism Před rokem +7

    There is no god but R’hllor and Stannis is his prophet

  • @turbovicente6938
    @turbovicente6938 Před 2 lety +21

    holy shit, it's from the perspective of stormlanders, based

  • @thegunslinger8806
    @thegunslinger8806 Před 2 lety +16

    Warhammer writers: *snorts Peruvian nose candy*
    "Yup were gonna need a lot more to top this autism"

    • @americancaesar4715
      @americancaesar4715 Před 2 lety +6

      An Unbiased History of Warhammer 40k would be so based it's unreal 🤣

    • @americancaesar4715
      @americancaesar4715 Před 2 lety +2

      @The Eclipse In your humble opinion, who do you think is the most based character in 40k? :)

    • @bljakub9956
      @bljakub9956 Před 2 lety +1

      @@americancaesar4715 Sevatar

    • @americancaesar4715
      @americancaesar4715 Před 2 lety

      @@bljakub9956 I'm more of a Talos guy when it comes to Night Lords 😎

  • @aestheticconsumerism
    @aestheticconsumerism Před 2 lety +45

    "You're naming your daughter Khalessi, why not Fuhrerina?"

  • @kawi2489
    @kawi2489 Před rokem +7

    GOOOODS HE WAS STRONG BACK THEN

  • @Uri070
    @Uri070 Před 2 lety +94

    This is, in my opinion, the funniest video Dovahhtty has made so far.
    P.S: I think an unbiased review on Code Geass would be good.

    • @hajimeokajima
      @hajimeokajima Před 2 lety +15

      Unbiased Legend of the Galactic Heroes review.

    • @8kuji
      @8kuji Před 2 lety +8

      @@hajimeokajima that'd be really cool ngl it's really not that well known too it'd be great if more people knew about it

    • @Masterblader158
      @Masterblader158 Před 2 lety +4

      "And who runs this empire filled with incest subtext. Brits. Showing even the Japanese see the true threat we must unite against"

    • @choueriito2548
      @choueriito2548 Před 2 lety +8

      @@hajimeokajima This. Legend of the Galactic Heroes is easily the anime that best handles a dynastic, long-spanning war of military tactics and political intrigue (as well as simply being the best anime, period). Only issue with doing it would be the detail necessary in keeping Reuenthal's eyes consistent.
      Outside of anime, the Three Kingdoms era of China also has enough complexity and major figures to be worth a video series of its own.

    • @tuskinradar8688
      @tuskinradar8688 Před 2 lety +2

      @@hajimeokajima based as Christ, we need it now

  • @rafaelglopezroman1110
    @rafaelglopezroman1110 Před 2 lety +15

    So this is an unbiased history of England, can't wait for the sequel unbiased history of the Winds of the British Empire.

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 Před 2 lety +10

    *Cries in HBO´s "Rome"*

  • @ThePopcornCast
    @ThePopcornCast Před rokem +6

    A universe built from dragons, magic, demons, sacrifices, old gods. And our genious Directors David Benioff and D. B. Weiss. Decided they wanted to appeal for a more realistic approach basically not caring all the lore from 5 books for the ending of the series. Yikes

  • @user-yq3fv3fd1e
    @user-yq3fv3fd1e Před rokem +10

    This video has turned me into a Baratheon worshiper, they're the real giga chads

  • @LEGOSHADOWSPARTAN
    @LEGOSHADOWSPARTAN Před 2 lety +49

    Stannis the Mannis gang finally getting the history it deserves.

  • @enskovy
    @enskovy Před 2 lety +21

    This video alone is better written and more satisfying to watch than the entirety of the last 3-4 seasons of the show put together. Absolutely incredible

  • @TheMarshall360
    @TheMarshall360 Před rokem +6

    this is easily the funniest (and most truthful) analyses of game of thrones

    • @pplr1
      @pplr1 Před rokem

      Its funny but I've seen better and more accurate.

  • @irobot661
    @irobot661 Před 2 lety +16

    Being a Robert respecter and a Stannis-stan is the only correct opinion

  • @kaminsod4077
    @kaminsod4077 Před 2 lety +102

    Is it even possible for a youtuber to be more based than dovahhatty?

    • @rachard
      @rachard Před 2 lety +12

      *"hey hey people"*

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 Před 2 lety +2

      @@rachard Sseth here, and today we discover that happens when we trap 30 Maesters, and flood the room with Wildfire

  • @emiliothefrank1312
    @emiliothefrank1312 Před 2 lety +20

    Ours is the FURY
    Fun fact Westeros Geopolitics was inspired on the Geopolitics of the Frankish Empire

    • @andreascovano7742
      @andreascovano7742 Před 2 lety +1

      Really? can you explain?

    • @a.s.7936
      @a.s.7936 Před 2 lety

      No?

    • @riddhimaansenapati5006
      @riddhimaansenapati5006 Před 2 lety

      @@andreascovano7742 there are several parallels.
      Like multiple sub-kingdoms,a legendary founder(Charlemagne and Aegon I),the founding dynasty losing the crown etc.

  • @TunezCottage
    @TunezCottage Před 2 lety +4

    Within the first minute and a half you already had me in tears with your depiction of Storm's End's origins, good stuff

  • @Runescort
    @Runescort Před rokem +6

    Bobby B, The Mannis.... how can one house be so based...? Fighting and fucking. That's just goals.

  • @ikesweitzer9815
    @ikesweitzer9815 Před 2 lety +12

    OURS IS THE FURY! 👑🦌🟨⬛️🟨⬛️

  • @syedraidarsalan4685
    @syedraidarsalan4685 Před 2 lety +6

    5:58 when you realise he uses the map of Britain here, instead of Westeros.