Augustus: Unbiased History - Rome IX
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@@RaidenTheRipper950 brow this is a meme unbiased history, don't take too harsh
You are clearly a racist, this is evidenced by the fact that you use bitchute.
Furthermore, you are clearly a bigot.
You use words like f**g*t.
Why do you think it is okay to say the derogatory f word that is offensive to homosexuals?
Please tell me, why do you think it is okay?
@@Hello-ig1px liberal alert
Ratio
Depicting Germans as demons , really ? if anything it was Caesar who started this 5 century war . btw idk where you are from and what your motives are , but Augustus and most other Roman emperors had Grey and blue not brown eyes .
virgin Overly Sarcastic Productions: "Cleopatra wasn't that pretty, and she was actually very learn--"
Chad Dovahhatty: "E A S T E R N W I T C H"
lmao
If she breaths she is a witch
She was a f...... witch bro
The virgin accurate historian vs the Chad that likes memes.
@Neb Hah good one clown
Livia: *Kills 36 of Augustus's heirs* Augustus: "Ok, now I am beginning to grow suspicious"
I, Claudius did dirty to Livia Drusilla. But I like how Uncle Claudius suggests Augustus cucked her ex-husband and Drusus the Elder is actually Augustus' biological son
@@redjirachi1 g-g-gay
Augustus had to have known if Livia really was this evil... so why didn’t he act? Surely he could have had her killed.
@@redjirachi1 How was that implied? You mean in the show or the book or?
Pelagion it’s in the book not really in the show
-"It's time to go"
-"Was i a good leader of the Empire?"
-"No. I heard you were the Best"
Aparentemente eu não sou o único homem brasileiro de cultura por aqui
Stop making me cry
@@therednapoleon8695 dado que o próprio autor do vídeo é brasileiro, creio que já não eras desde o princípio kkhkhkh
@@yourlordandsavior6940 sério? :o
O inglês dele é muito bom ent
@@woodlefoof2 a european guy talking about the roman empire. sounds american to me
*"But Cleopatra, being a w*man, really sucked at suicide".*
Holy shit, based.
Wamen
Statically accurate though
It is genuinely based! On the stats
Seems she was a whore for attention, too.
@@sphereyahya that's because when women commit suicide they do it for sympathy and affection, not like men who know they will get none
"Have I played the part well? If so, then applaud as I exit." Holy shit those are the most profound last words I've ever heard
Octavian was a massive theater nerd, spectacle came as naturally to him as breathing.
Kino
@@binifarmer4045 Octavian's theatrics would latter inspire Shakespeare
"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages."
His last words can also be translated as "I came to Rome a city of bricks, and left it a city of marble."
@@Dominus_Augustus I've heard both. Seems Augustud had a last paragraph more than last words
The Habsburg family tree was easier to follow than that of Augustus.
@@fatlummehmeti4362 No I´m german like the man in the picture Georg "Skanderbeg" Kastensteiner
Everyone great in history was Albanian :^)
@@agreatmanlookingtotheright oh noh a , g*rm
To be fair it keeps cumming back in on itself.
Habsburg family tree might have been too simple. They might have ended up with less hereditary disease if they diversified their family tree a bit instead of marrying cousins
my favorite source of completely unbiased %100 true history has returned
We can call it unbiased but to be fair he just spiting fax
I like to think this is how Roman citizens would tell you the history
MIGG no
@@mk6315 yea
@@mk6315 Same
We all like to meme on Lepidus, but honestly he turned out all right. He didn't necessarily want to rule Rome. He just wanted to reap as many benefits from the Roman political system as he could. It required him to pull off a delicate balancing act of staying connected with the most powerful people, staying on the winning side of civil conflict, pushing his advantages when he could, and keeping his head down when he had to. I'd say he pulled it pretty well, and it kind of worked out for him. In the end he was rich and got to live a quiet life on a beautiful country villa with his family, and no one ever tried to assassinate him. Sounds pretty great in my book.
A road was named after him " Via Emilia "
Agreed.
Agreed.. but that’s not very chad now is it!? Is it pleb?!
@@lunatik3395 Political egotism is red-pilled and chad as fuck. Are you going to be a simp for "honour" and "glory" lmao. For instance Caesar was fighting for a republic that was actively undermining him, sounds cucked to me.
A true mid
Something about the deification of Caesar, 4 months after Caesar's death, a comet bright enough to be seen even during the day appeared and stayed in the sky for seven days. It was named the "Sidus Iulium" and it was interpreted at the time to be the soul of Caesar. Afterward the Comet was a symbol used to signify his divinity in coinage and religious images.
Indeed, wish I had the time to go over everything.
According to Overly Sarcastic Productions, and I quote,
"To play up the sympathy factor, Octavian hosted spectacular funeral games for Ceasar that lasted three days. But not only that, Octavian was really crafty, and he knew from his time studing astronomy in Greece that a comet would appear over Rome while the games were being held - he probably planned for it too. So when all of Rome was busy mourning Ceasar's death, this big huge comet flew across the sky, and after consulation with the oracle to make it look legit, Octavian proclaimed that the comet was a sign of Ceasar becoming a god."
source: czcams.com/video/rs090TiREoI/video.html at 2:45
Ihab Alrikabi I love OSP. :)
When you're so much of a Chad that you literally become a God
So Caesar is the reason for so many revolts in the middle ages.....
“Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.” :,(
I came here to laugh and get informed not to cry :(
Gets me every time.
It hit too hard, mane,also
* roaring ovasion *
Goddamn allergies are playing up.
476th like. Alright, on this occasion I'mma just say that this quote resonated through the entire Western Roman empire as it fell
27:52
Augustus:"Have I played the part well?"
Caesar:"I applaud you, join me now, son."
Augustus:"Forever, father."
Fuck me, I'm *LITERALLY CRYING* thanks to you, prick!
No but seriously, that made a tear come out of my eye.
Wholsome
End scene
>border gore
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
What is border gore? Bestgore stuff? Or R34 stuff? Or a mixture of both?
Border gore? What is that?
@@prot07ype87 a term popular in paradox/map games and history community. Basically when a border of a nation is so fucked up or cursed. For example Holy Roman Empire, a nation owning a province in the middle of other nation, or a nation not looking asthetically pleasing.
@@baseddepartment4163 or any peace deal in hoi4
@@dovalek69420 fucking AI insists on taking some random damn region in the middle of my claims with 1 civilian factory. They're next.
This actually makes me wanna cry, Augustus deserved so much better
Also agreed
He truly did
I hope you do a video on one of the biggest Chad Emperors of Rome, Aurelian.
Undoubtedly
@@Dovahhatty Hell yeah brother. Love your channel and the discord by the way.
I hope so
@@Dovahhatty are you going to be taking about the Byzantine Empire. With the two biggest Byzantine Chads Basil II and Justinian the Great
@@godofwarhammer7655 This series will end with the Western Empire, but I plan to cover the Byzantines sometime later
I'm shocked to know how miserable the later half of Octavian's life turned out to be
Thanks to his wife
22:28 Arminius, one of the strongest arguments against multiculturalism.
Barbarians (east) and civilization (west) never mix.
Can we make an exception for stilicho?
@@HiHi-lh3ps Stilicho was great, of course we can make the exception, him and Mundus.
@@sonofjack6286 Mundus's people, The Gepids actually shared the same language and religion as Stilicho's people, the vandals
Although unlike with Stilicho, the unbiased series would do him dirty. Dovah portrayed him as a deformed and violent elf creature and said he was only loyal because Justinian's divine aura subdued him when in reality he was willingly pledged alliegence to Justinian and was even known for his immense loyalty after becoming a Magister Militum of Illyria
No, just germans.
The ending sequence with Augustus' death and last words literally moved me to tears. How the hell does a shitpost have this much power?
Did you get up to Aurelian yet? That blows this out of the water.
Because Augustus brings power wherever he goes
People laugh and joke but this is literally what Livy's works would be like had he lived in the 21st century
@@Belowbluewaterdiver best shit I’ve seen in a while. Romans are based af.
Damn, these are getting longer and more high quality
This one pushed the limits. The next ones will be shorter
@@Dovahhatty please keep up the quality though
@@Dovahhatty promises promises
I love the longer ones
@@Dovahhatty he said lying
The sad part is how much of this is actually true
Ironically, despite Arminius' rebellion, his younger brother Flavus and his father-in-law Segestes were both loyal to Rome with his brother fighting against him and his father-in-law trying to warn Varus of Arminius' schemes.
The Romans had a very good chance on not being destroyed but Varus trusted Arminius too much, even though he was a German himself
Well, Segestes was a minor chief and Arminius was prestigious (prince of Cherusci and veteran officer) at the time, so Varus may not be as dumb.
Didn’t they face off and almost had a duel
They knew Arminius was fighting for himself, not for his people.
Arminius was totally content with incurring the wrath or Rome to the point every hut was burned and every German was dead. He didn't account for the fact that, no matter how much weight his principles had or how much was at stake, the vast majority of any peoples in any point in time just want a safe place to sleep, a warm fire, and a full stomach.
Sacrificing his revolution in order to avoid decades, even centuries of violence and misery was more than reason to send his head to Tiberius.
Jupiter bless this fine fellow for his virile and virtuous videos.
A V E
What up uncle
What up what up
AVE!
2:03 Press F for LeBenis :DDD
F
@@Dovahhatty fug :DDDD
LeBenis and Caeser, the saddest emotional breakup to ever rock the world
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUGGGGG
:DDDDDDDD
F
I can't wait for him to get to Trajan, he's gonna need a three hour long video just to explain how perfect his roads were.
"Have I played the part well? Then applaud... as I exit..."
F
Press *f* to pay respects!!!
F
I'm just waiting for unbiased history on memelord emperors, like Commodus.
Nero was the original neckbeard and I can't wait to see Dovanhatty has to say.
no one beats the unforgettable Caligvla, the god-emperor of edgelords
@@admontblanc It's funny how literally god emperor applies to caligula.
I mean Commodus definitely ranks three on the mad emperor list.
Just dropped today! Enjoy!
Well the romans technically did civilize Armenius, they just failed to romanize him and thus after driving the Romans out of Germania, he actually wanted to unite the tribes under one roman-style nation, but was killed before he could.
He was killed by his own tribe, just shows that Germania could never be romanised and civilized.
Such is life for the G*rms. For every Rommel, there's a Hitler
@@troll5161 true to this day
Marcus Antonios disregarded the old MGTOW say, if a woman marries a king, she is a queen. And if a man marries a queen, he will never be a king.
Male Patriarchy isn’t the bible nice? Bleh
Or as Patrice O'Neal said, "When a man marries a queen, what is he? The queen's bitch."
If you leave Germanicus' stuff aside in the next episode, gods as my witness I'll steal your garum
I wouldn't dream of evoking your wrath
Germanicus was one of the greates Julio-Claudians... a shame he didn't get to lead the Empire.
@@Ghibelline 😭
Guiscard Honestly, he was one of the few greats.
What a chad. A nerd who projected strength his whole life.
Just wanna say Netflix has a new show about Teutenburg. Sad to say, I ries to make the Germs seem like the innocent victims of the Glourious Romans.
I know such barbarity call the legions this is barbaric what this propaganda they play to the world
@Giovanni Messe you mean spared the world of 2 million gauls?
@Giovanni Messe all good things have an end
@Giovanni Messe such was life for the roman empire
It’s Teutoburg,not teutenburg
Rome: hey have you heard of this lit *dabs* new thing called civilization
Gauls: hmmmmm interesting I'll give it a thought
Germans: *NO STEP ON SNEK*
I see you are a friend of my rival snekdude4life, or how he is called, I shall step on snek!
Celts were slaves under Roman Empire while germanics were dominators
@Konrad Curze Nope
@@catholicracialist776 but if the Germans became slave too lol
>Women "Do men even have feelings? He didn't cry during Titanic"
Augustus Dies
>Men " WAAAAAAAAAAAA :'( Requiescat in pace Caesar"
Oh men can cry. Just not for pussies.
agreed
I really like how you make it sound as if it's narrated by an actual contemporary Roman by throwing a few snide remarks here and there. It's a nice touch.
This whole series, minus the memes, is what would have happened if Dante Alighieri had written a history book instead of self-insert fan fiction.
loooool
Chad history
Dovah, you are a complete legend, keep up with your great 100% unbiased history videos
Thanks, and I shall
Augustus is one of my favourite anime protagonists next to Constantine and Caesar.
Rest in peace Octavian
@@augustuscaesar8287 IMPERATOR CAESER AVGVSTVS
@@augustuscaesar8287 Are you Barron Trump now?
tfw new /his/ youtube kino
Gerald ok normie
@@XIXCentury Ｄｅｇｅｎｅｒａｔ， ｓｉｍｉｌｉｓ ｔｕｉ ｉｎ ｃｒｕｃｅｍ ｐｅｒｔｉｎｅｎｔ.
Agrippa is that bro that everyone wants to have.
Can’t wait for you to get to Rome’s final Chad emperor, Constantine XI.
Comments that aged poorly
He’ll unfortunately never conclude Byzantium/Rome :(
@@drollergzb770 WHY
@@brendanmuller7301CZcams would smite his channel if he ever tried to depicte or joke about Islam.
@@thesuperintendent4290 he literally made a video about israel which shat on those people, there isnt much excuse at this point but the guy's probably dead considering he's been radio silent on all social media for a year now
most overrated emperor. He killed Rome by accepting Christianity. Rome is only Rome with the gods of Europe
Very interesting that by the time its just Antony and Octavian, the proto-empire almost foreshadows the East/West split that would come 300 years later.
You kinda have to feel bad for Caesarion, He just got ditched by Julius and forced to live with the sandy barbarians
'With a genocidal drive inherent to their being...' I'm dying
2:45 Yup, that is how it happened!
w*men I swear...
I know
I mean the problem couldn't possibly be the social construct of the class society and inheritance rules of the Roman political-economy........
The Roman Empire degraded and fell over centuries because of the encroachment of women’s power. The same has happened to the American Empire in only one century for the same reason.
@John Alejandro im screenshotting this comment for personal amusement.
@John Alejandro r/niceguys
Can’t wait for Vespasian the working mans chad, and Marcus Aurelius, the thinking mans chad.
Absolutely based and Princeps-pilled
Love watching the channel grow slowly but surely
rewatching this after seeing Barbarians on Netflix
I also came here to watch true history of rome and not barbarian propaganda
It feels good to be back here after hearing a completely BIASED attitude towards our glorious emperor from Historia Civilis
He shit on Octavian
Historia Civilis literally called him a sick man.
Honestly fuck recent Historia Civilis. Way too judgemental
@@rogeliolargo5341 Couldn't agree more
@@rogeliolargo5341 HC senator confirmed
12:24 _Keep that overall image in mind, it'll be relevant in like five episodes_
Seven episodes later: _If God wants to replay the Augustus arc so bad, you can't blame me for already knowing who the Livia of this story is_
women dont ruin civilization 1 second challenge
The spiciest history channel on YT!
We must protect this one, fellow Dovahhatty patricians!
>poisoned
certain anatolian greek king is laughing in his grave so much that his bones crack
PoV: You're Livia Drusilla
You want to be a goddess after you die.
This is how you're remembered by the average person after your death.
Loving the channel Dovah. Perfect blend of (more or less accurate) history, and chan culture with snappy production. Keep it up. Can’t wait until you cover the Kitos Wars.
Well would you like at that.
A true, memeworthy and artistic portrayal of the objectively bestest Roman Emperor.
Looks like I found my new favourtie channel!
*Laughs in Trajan*
JulIan is my fav - the last pagan chad - do him
> G*rm poster spotted
That's the plan
>Survive the G*rm
@@cambrah901 part germ part celt - the Anglo is the supreme being
@@Survivethejive supreme bitch
Every time I hear Teutoburg Forest, I weep. Every time I hear Arminus, I fill with rage
Your videos keep getting better and better, Dovah. Onwards to 10k you march!
Let it be so, friendly Descartes
I found this channel last night and I binged watch them, easily one of my favorite new youtubers
Bro, I fucking got scared when Augustus yelled “give me back my legions” and then cried afterwards because I realized how big of a blow that was to the empire
Yep, keeping the ideal border Augustus had invisioned for Germania could have led to a civilized native tribes and the raids would have probably stopped dus rendering the fall of the Roman empire only a bad chance of luck instead of a systematic foreign aggression.
Your videos just keep getting better and better. Keep at it purple power ranger, it's a pleasure viewing them every time.
Thank you, one can only attempt to make crappy memes somewhat entertaining
Has there actually been a Purple Ranger yet?
About time m8, excellent vid.
Nice PFP
Absolutely crazy up to this point Dovah only had 1k subs. The production value on this series is that of a channel with like 20 million subs.
Lepidus might have been a servile simp, but at least he isn't one of those plebs who come later who delude themselves into being great. Better to know who you are and keep some peace, than bite off more than you can chew.
liked and subbed instantly after I heard the faint lion king music playing, you're doing god's work bucko
The events between Caesar’s death and Augustus’s ascension reminds me a lot of the wars of the diadochi
*[Big Boss in Roman Legionnaire Armor Salutes Over Augustus’ grave]*
The Messenger Funny, I got a mixture of that energy and Ezio’s death from that segment.
Your use of music is superb. Really emphasises important scenes
Im here first time, and got damn i LOVE how you portray historical figures, its only time until your channel explodes with popularity bro, good luck!
Where girls cried; Titanic
Where boys cried; Avengers Endgame
Where men cried; Death of Augustus
No when aurelian died
@@thathistoryiscoolguy no the Roman empire
I absolutely love this series. Keep it up.
My man you deserve more than 50k subs for the work and entertainment value on your views, and i for one can’t to see your channel grow
We'll watch it together. If I ever get to even 10k subs, I'll think of you, dearest AnotsoRedcom
*boys with a time machine 19:55 "AUGUSTUS NO"
Wow this is amazing! Who ever thought memes & history go so well together!
I can tell this channels gonna be a huge success please keep it up! :D
Thanks, Briton
;,)
I am following a lot of history channels but this one brings a new vibe :D My friends and i were having so much fun while camping whit the Chad meme and then a few days after i fined this vid, well done :D Keep up the good work!
This series has a really good premise and I love the style. Good on ya bro
How adorable is it seeing Dovahatty's 'thanks for the 1k subs' message at end now
I’ve always enjoyed watching videos about history, but I never realized how great a /his/ themed channel could be.
Excellent content, the art style compliments is perfectly.
just amazing, this is fking great content
I aplaud you
the info is not realy new for me, as I read a lot about augsutus and ceasar a few years back
but this is gold
the comedy and informativ parts are good and then the music and epic scenes
and the deaths of these heros of old, just hits right in the feels...
Ceasar and Augustus, are just such great figures in history, and the fact that they are connected to each other makes is oh so interesting and great.
You didnt inform
you potraited history and in a sense acted it out again, you told a story, and thats great, everyone trys to be objectiv, which is good in some parts of live, but these history storys have to be told with bias, depending on the characters you focus on of course. And you obviously do that perfectly
Thanks for that amazing contend, will sub to your chanel immediately! Have a great day/night
Now only imagine if he had remained true to his first wife instead of abandoning her for Livia.
Divorce truly was the cause of 90% of Rome's dynastic troubles.
These videos are excellent and I absolutely love the style its presented in.
dang this is so entertaining thank you and love the background music fitting.
Great, truly intellectual content. I am looking forward for "Flavius Aetius: the last CHAD" video.
14:40 "Two Caesars is... One Caesar too many!"
*proceeds to call himself Augustus Caesar*
@Filip Medak Oh damn I totally missed that, thanks!
**laughs in Tetrarchy**
Couldn't wait for the 2nd anniversary of my favorite bit of 100% unbiased history documentation from Dovahhatty!!! A Caesar or nothing!!!
This was really good, can't wait for the next one ^
It's enough to make a grown man cry
Commenting to push the Algorithmn
Your animations are the best hahaha . Keep up the amazings videos!
Those 28 minutes went by in the blink of an eye. Really funny. Great video!
I actually wished Augustus did place Brutus's head in front of Caesar's Statue! Lol
4:07 brought a tear to my eyes
Amazing story telling my friend. Incredible video.
Great video! And F for Octavian though in the end
15:25 that civ rev victory music is amazing