The Mad Emperors: Unbiased History - Rome X
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"I found Rome a city of incels, and left it a city of Chads." ~Agustus Caesar
Fucking Based.
If only he could have done that for the Senate.
If only we can now do the same.
@Gator wrong!!!
A Chad is just an incel who got money and power.
We should look else ware to place our loyalties.
It is unwise to follow one who would order your death on a whim.
This entire channel is fucking brilliant
>goes check comments
>AlternateHistoryHub praises you
This was a nice day.
@@Dovahhatty Well deserved!
Holy shit, how long has Cody been in this autistic train?
AVE IMPERATOR CODIUS MAXIMUS
Did Nero start the KKK since he was the first man to burn a cross?
It's a real testament to the strength of Rome that it managed to survive like 100 years of having /b/ run the country
The fact the empire really ended in the 15 century is statement to how much bullshit rome survived.
El Gatto It does give you hope, doesn’t it?
"Men didn't love Rome because she was great, she was great because men loved her."
@Amirul Asyraf something something George Lucas something something poetry rhymes.
@Amirul Asyraf ended up as the center for a religion with 1.5billion subjects. I'd say they're doing better than ever, just not with as much territory
After watching the germ propaganda on netflix "Barbarians" I needed to come here to quench my utter hate for Arminius through the retribution of a true Chad Germanicus
Romans are defacto good guys no matter what
@@steadyjumper3547
What about the Vandals?
@@firstnamelastname4249 their name literally became the word “Vandalism”, the action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property.
@@gamebawesome
The ultimate chads!!
There's no Germanic law, only Rome
>literal neckbeard
The absolute state of Nero
They werent allowed to shave until they were real men. And Nero failed at that
>has neckbeard
>hates christianity
>likes traps
>problems with his mom
It all makes sense now...
@@MPHJackson7 that's based what u talkin about boi
@@donaltron2246 It's not based if it's common.
Anyone that kills christcucks is a chad tbh
this dude gets a like for including the oblivion intro
He probably sides with the chad empire every time he plays skyrim, can't imagine him siding with those barbarian stormcloaks after watching all these unbiased videos.
The only right choice
And outro.
@@ninjiango9126 The only true way,Alessia,Reman and Tiber all tried to civilize the Nords,Redguards and all the other barbarians.
The Dragon Empire of Tamriel is the only way,we will civilize tha barbarian Stormcloaks for Martin and Tiber.
Tiberius: burnout doomer
Caligula: /b/
Claudius: shy tryhard
Nero: neckbeard
What does /b/ mean?
@@AO-jk1pg it's a board of random posts in 4chan, which ends up doing crazy things.
Claudius: Chris chan but wayyyy more smarter
Aurelian: the giga chad
@@nothisispatrick4644 nah Elagabalus is Chris Chan
Lot of people don't think Claudius was a good emperor. Such was life for Uncle Claudius...
tbh Claudius was good
@@vynonyoutube1418 He was a pretty good emperor to be honest. Nowehere near as great as Augustus, few ever were, but still an effective emperor all things considered.
Claudius was unironically a top 10 emperor of all time, probably 9 or 10 but top 10 nonetheless. Only Julio-Claudian after Augustus that wasn't absolutely batshit crazy
Claudius is definitely one of the most underrated emperors I think, the dude spent most of his life being mocked and ignored, but when he was elevated to the most powerful job in the world he held his own and showed people that he wasn't just some drooling numbskull.
If there were more "kind" emperors like him, Germania may have become Roman by their own choice.
Centurii-Chan was the only female portrayed neither as a Wojak or a stick figure.
Centurii-chan is something else
I like how evil he makes the Germs look
He's just spitting facts.
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they look like that in real life tho
He's absolutely correct.
He isn’t wrong
Well we germans basically conquered the entire world
>Women ruining everything, part infinite
Not surprised
It’s already been mentioned in the comments of the previous video, no need to be redundant
Part infinite XD
@@viracocha6093 I hope she sees this bro
@@viracocha6093 anime is pretty gay tbh.
Typical reactionary rome nerd smh
Nero was such a nice emperor for making sure Christianity had enough martyrs to eventually become the dominant religion of Rome and help Constantine btfo his competition.
8th D Chess.
He accidentally did something good
@@Definitely_Dave or the worst evil of all
but yeah, dumb way of going around thing's
@@Definitely_Dave That aint good chief
To think that almost 2 thousand years later, on a virtual platform known as the internet, most of Nero's portraits would get replaced with pictures of a cute, blond, red-dressed anime girl, who is known to be an extremely annoying meme on Christmas.
Such is the _FATE_ of the emperor.
To be enjoyed by figurative neckbeards, instead of literal neckbeards like the real Nero
Eh I think he wouldn't mind to much
Bet you if the real nero come to this day he would be pleased
PADORUU PADOORUUUU
The best part is that even in this video, Nero's theme plays in the background :3
I’m starting to think this may actually be biased history......
Nah, my mistake.
Heresy! Roma Invicta!
This is the least biased history def all 1000% accurate. Big daddy Uncle Augustus said so.
It's based history at least
Only a Barbarian would think that
@@bryanmanuel4945 only a pagan would think that
Theres something so incredibly based about picking one nation and then proclaiming every other nation, ethnicity and religion on the planet is trash whilst also doing complete 180 degree turns every time you need to switch your narrative to suit the time period. Never stop. Do this for all the significant empires in history ill never get tired of it
Yes
Imagine the unbiased history of the Sassanid empire.
@@cousinzeke4888 Ok I'll imagi-
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@cousinzeke4888 Oh poor Rome getting shat on by Khosrau Anushirawan
@@bubbubthealmighty9240 yes, because surely they lasted very long after the ara-
Oh wait, no, they were all gone for good.
Nero was a frequent r/atheism poster.
Everything checks out.
Milo Yiannopoulos used to poast as 'Nero'.
Fuck Twitter for banning him.
For real? Caligula tried to marry a little girl, and her name was LOLLIA?!
BRUH
Bruh i search that name on the internet, and fucking hell she really exist
she was born in 15 AD and she married him in 38 AD so technically she was legal
sorry for ruining the party =(
@@bedrrebd4700 Technically legal? She was 23 years old, a full adult. :D
@@user-su6wy3bj4v dude, there are people on /a/ and /d/ who'd say she hit the wall
Me, watching this for the first time: Why does he mention Aurelian that much?
Me, after watching crisis of the third century: AURELIAN.... NOOOO!
he didn’t deserve that
:(
I envy those who watch the series for the first time....
@@eduardogutierrez4698 we all hates the praetorians of course
@@blas2807 Praetoriae Delenda Est
That has to be the most honest and unbiased depiction of Caligula I have ever seen
I know its all a joke, but for those who don't know - Caratacus real story - he was the leader of an anti-Roman rebellion, he was sentenced to death but his final speech moved Claudius to spare him. He was permitted to live in Rome but I don't know if he actually did since celtic kings continued to claim descent from him after,
Yeah, he did move to Rome for a bit and came back. He did actually say that line about wondering why they bothered with Britain when he saw the beauty of Rome
Convincing speeches are a very indo-european thing indeed.
@Pecu Alex Ave man!
@Lucimyr they convinced most of the whole world tbh
Hey man, nice to see you here as well!
13:10
Appointed his horse Consul. Lemme guess its name; Glitterhoof
@Garrett Browning And so we come full circle as the event in that game is a reference to this very appointment.
The horse was called Icarus. After the mythological Greek who flew too close to the sun.
*Paradox joy intensifies*
@@tylerdurden3722 you must be fun at parties, mate.
@@reynaldoevidentejr1749 It is difficult to dance in a wheelchair💁🤣
tfw no centurii-chan gf
It do be like that, though like a true Roman she'll never go for a Christcuck like me ;_;
At least I'm not a g*rm, though
12:10 tfw no khornate centurii-chan gf
Literally, I think she's a lesbian
She is as Bisexual, as all true Romans are !
@@torcaace blood for the blood god
13:40
Oh no they are in the
ｓｃｈｅｍｉｎｇ room
If only they walled that room
Caligula and Nero: two of the most lunatics Emperors of Roman History
Also them: Portrayed as Chads
Because they were. Emperor Nero left a scar of fear across all generations of christcucks
2:50 "son of Titus Pullo" that hurt man, that hurt.
TheOne TrueBeta Good eye I didn’t catch that, that’s tuff 😭
Son never sticked to formation
The other one too, "GAIVS VORENVS Son of *PULLO FORMATION".
I remembered that most of Vorenus's children hated him.
@@sjappiyah4071 get back in formation you drunken fool
Fun fact: Nero is descended (matrilineally) from Cato the Elder.
TL;DR - Women ruin absolutely everything.
Uh, you know this takes place in the Roman EMPIRE right? Getting mad at women for what happens in a patriarchal EMPIRE seems like putting the cart before the horse
@@lemmonboy6459 calm you tits young man it's a satirical comment on a satirical post.
@@hohohohoh4043
It’s hard to tell sometimes...
@@hohohohoh4043 but it's true though
Caligula: defeats Poiseidon
Also Caligula: gets killed by feminine virgin guard dude
He was clearly just caught off guard
Caligula didn’t defeat Poseidon or Neptune because the pagan gods were made up.
A true “god” is all-knowing and omnipresent.
If you notice, the thing that separates Chad emperors from Virgin emperors is that Chad emperors are able to foresee many possible futures, while Virgin emperors can't see a future without them on the throne.
Wish i never made childeren.
*too much children
@@4pplypr3ssure "much" is used for stuff like sugar... Ermmm.. nevermind
Actually, you only had one daughter, your heirs were Livia's children and your grandkids
You carried on the will of our empire, comrade. To be honest, I wanted to be King.
@@juliuscaesar5397 what do you mean king? You were declared dictator by the roman people
>"Calligula started a harem around his own sisters"
"Hello based department"
The Elder Scrolls IV: Germania
Wouldn't that be Skyrim?
@Schwarzer Haufen if the imperial city is rome, then the mountainous border between cyrodiil and skyrim would probably be the alps, so yeah skyrim would be germania. Scandinavia in this case would be atmora way off to the north.
19:20 Nero's theme starts playing, Umu, it's time to invade Britain again
I was looking for this comment
Hail Umu!!
AhI see you are a Praetor of culture as well
UMU FOR LIFE
Hashire sori yo...
@@meanleanbean1628 Kaze no yo ni...
Centurii-chan is best waifu
agreed
agreed
agreed
Will we ever have her back ?
*Centurii-Chan*
>Thicc fit warrior waifu
>Supports High Roman Ideals
>Works our constantly to remain strong to protect the empire
>Rides horses
>loyal to you (as long as you aren’t a G*rm)
>Will always help you
>Guaranteed to not be a Greek Trap
>Pure Roman stock, descended from Paris himself
>Loves taking baths
>Killer thighs from riding horses & killing G*rms
*What more can a man want in life?*
The Roman Empire:The show everyone loves
The Byzantine Empire:The Awesome sequel
The Holy Roman Empire:The shitty 3rd season
The Kingdom of Italy:The underrated sequel everyone forgets.
The (not)Holy (not)Roman (not)Empire was a shitty spin-off
U just the described all 4 Shrek movies.
Mussolini’s Italy: basically the Velma of Italy
@@namelessaugustus begone, Voltaire!
The United States of America: the weird foreign reboot that few fans consider canon
23:30
"Sir we're surrounded!"
"Good, that means you can attack from all side"
_THIS... DOES PUT A SMILE IN MY FACE_
auhsusdhus, e do nada eu encontro outro gaúcho
Melhor canal
A smile inside your face
Há indicios de que o cara é português/brasileiro
>g*rme
>sorrindo
Algo de errado não está certo.
I was playing eu4 while watching this
Since I already was recovering from a long war you have no idea how much that rebellion sound startled me
Jesus Christ
I couldn’t stand it anymore and replaced it with the palpatine treason mod.
/CyrClack\ lmao
Ive been playing crusader kings 2 and as a result have become absolutely obsessed with European history lol. It's like GOT but even more batshit insane
"Such was life for Uncle Claudius."
Poor guy.
9:55 even then he foreshadowed Aurelian
He’s been referencing it since the Roman Monarchy episode
The fact the centurii Chan did not make further appearances brings me great sadness.
Such was life for Uncle Claudius…
"...and with Rome now in his horse's capable hooves, Caligula prepared to move to Alexandria"
28:38 "Is it so dreadful a thing to die"
This guy was quoting Virgils Aeneid (the tale of Aeneus) nice detail!
To be a poison vendor in ancient Rome. Never out of business.
Your channel deserves so much more attention than it’s getting like these are so well done I hope more people see these soon
It's getting a lot of attention very quickly, actually.
But with the good, the bad will surely follow. We need to ready the legions for when such a day comes to pass
@@audiosurfarchive Fuck!
Already?
@@audiosurfarchive What's Alt right about it? Oh because this channel isn't pussified and makes harmless fun of history? It's the left that's screwing up history. Telling straight up lies.
@@mysticnovelbro :^)
I just started watching your history of Rome playlist today, I enjoyed most of them, it’s very entertaining and comedic, I like the jokes and passion you put into your videos, keep up the great work!
Me too
Alex The Great I don’t remember talking to myself
Claudius, the greatest of the Wojacks.
I hope he continues into Byzantine history in this series. Basil II would be a fun one.
I hope not.
@@SethNemah latin seethe
He did
he did a SIX HOUR SERIES ON THE BYZANTINES
This
This is shitposting worthy of a Roman triumph.
Ave Imperator. Ave Roma
it takes a lot of talent to make caligula and nero look good. nice job.
"With Rome now in his horse's capable hooves..." 🤣
Honestly, this is probably are more realistic depiction of Nero than the typical one.
Yasssssss I've been looking forward to this!
Caligula, more like cool dude man amiright
@@sampatchen9861 unless youre a senator yes xd
same
@@DarkBuddhist or some plebeian
@@sampatchen9861 plebeians would all the free shit and games xd
Roman Legionary: "Sir, we're surrounded!"
Paulinus: "Excellent! We can attack in any direction!"
Poor Uncle Claudius
But such is life for him and the grandsons of Augustus
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2:47 dat HBO Rome reference
I don’t see it
@@intergalactichumanempire9759 Titvs pullo
@@intergalactichumanempire9759 and Vorenus
Pullo! Formation!
despite being one of the disgusting germs (I am danish, but the germanic of what is now Denmark were rather brutal/savage in the eyes of the romans) I have to say, I admire these romans and this guy telling the stories of the mighty germ killing celt civilising romans.
Esben Drenck can you shut the fuck up. Everyone loves Rome.
Just say germens
well my germanic brother, we could've been civilized earlier, but sadly rome didn't even try hard enough to do so.
Wow, this is the funniest, most entertaining, most creative history lesson I've ever had! The Oblivion intro/outro, the perfect music, these videos are just so damn good! You deserve WAAY more than 18k subs.
He made nero a chad 💀
I waited for so long to learn some more about my ancestors. Roma Invicta!
@Ryan McCreedy Who said i am an italian? I come from the province of Dacia but i am a proud roman citizen
Ryan McCreedy Well they’re not really, the closest likely ancestors of Romans are small towns dotted around the city of Rome itself. That would be Italian-Romans. Also worth noting that «Roman» can arguably not be called an ethnicity of people as the «Romans» used the term for subjects with citizenship in the Empire, aka everything between Britain and the Sahara
@@casualyoutubeviewer9198 my father's side was from one of those smaller towns around the city. I've got the facial features too, the busts look shockingly familiar lol.
My mother's side were g*rms though.. look, the women are pretty, I don't blame father.
Pegasi Thank you! Thats rly interesting!
I’m a Roman
>romaboo
>wojakposter
im in shock, truly i am
e v e r y t i m e
fuck off izzy
>inb4 he starts posting smug frogs
Hello plebitor
10:18 i think the only non biased, realistic and historically acurate thing in your video.
Keep with the good work
It's instructive how even if your ruling class is a pit of vipers that accomplish nothing, the common masses will tolerate it so long as they are fed.
I just found this seris yesterday and I'm so happy that you uploaded this today. thank you for your service.
YES I was waiting for this
"Caligula knew last thing done needed was a madman for an emperor" umm whose gonna tell Caligula?
23:18 Now this is a proper use of the Initial D soundtrack.
@Lord Variks Yes
Nero is the paragon of all neckbeards.
Your profile pic resembes the average Christcuck during his reign alright.
@Minerva's Owl Emperor neckbeard is praised in the Talmud and was sympathetic to the Jews in a dispute due to his wife Poppæa's inclination towards the Jews according to the Jewish encyclopedia.
Except for all the LARPers in the comments of these videos
Seethe christcuck
14:13 The I, Claudius theme. Excellent taste.
I hate how so few people know about you man your content is consistently top notched and as funny as it is educational. Keep up the good work and I promise you’re gonna blow up for sure.
02:49 my heartbeat nearly stopped when that reference got trough!
The stoty of Boudicca's disastrous defeat never fails to bring me pride, warmth and childlike joy.
Yes I’ve been waiting for my history lesson!
Poor Claudius, lived and died getting screwed by those closest to him, it seems the gods saw his potential but were bored with another successful roman so they fucked him over, something the gods TOTALLY havent done before.
Well atleast now he's remembered as one of the good emperors
The "i Claudius" theme song at the Claudius part was a nice touch. That show is how i got into this part of history in the first place. Well done lad!
Such is life for that poor old Uncle Claudius 😢 DESPITE the Fact that he was a VERY good Emperor
Oh sh*t! Another upload from a legend!
You missed that him playing the harp while Rome burning is actual revisionist history. Nero was actually helping people out while it happened.
24:10
I see 4chan has morphed in to something beautiful. An art even!
Ave, Dovahhatty!
Are you a distant cousin to Sseth?
Oh, so the quality improved uh, ok ok
finally, i waited much time to see if you has uploaded new video yet, this channel deserved more glory, keep up with the unique content you made, hope this will reach justinian restoration and to the 1453.
Evie Lembong >Roman Empire
>Doesn’t have Rome
How do Greekoids cope?
t. Charlemagne
@@TheSunderingSea >Is A Filthy unwashed barbarian G*rm savage who missed extermination.
>Gets named Emperor by Pope who wasn't dope.
>"Empire" made out of shithole
>Uncapable of using Roman knowledge.
Your videos are truly brilliant!
I'm really glad youtube recommended me your Caesar video I watched all of your videos And now you released a new one
This channel needs to be declared a national treasure. Greatest historical series that has ever existed by far.
NICE. You used the Theme from I, Claudius during praetorian purge. Excellent foreshadowing reference!
This channel is literally the only good thing /his/ has contributed to the internet
My teacher played this in history class wtf
Lol
Based and Romepilled
No he didnt.
Why do people lie about shit like this what are you gaining?
@@geordiejones5618 Simple, they want affection that they never received from their parents. Frankly, it's sad and non harmful. But it can be annoying sometimes
OMG THESE VIDEOS ARE THE BEST HISTORY VIDS I'VE SEEN ON CZcams
We NEED a Patreon to gib u ours monys, bro
"Embracing his duty to act as a god Caligula started a harem around his own sisters" absolutely based!
Dude I LOVED YOUR OPENING!!!
That intro.... so well done!
at 2.50, Titus pullo and vorenus. nice Rome tv series refernce
This is the type of history channel we need in 2019
Very entertaining, look forward to seeing more :)
You've done very well Dovah
the amount of time it took me to get that oblivion reference makes me realize just how long it's been since i played that game
this popped into my feed and i do not regret watching it.
This is such a great channel, keep up the good work!