The Five Good Emperors: Unbiased History - Rome XII
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"Meanwhile, the jews were at it again"
The historical weight of this sentence is incredible
not even gonna like that cuz its at the perfect number
Still at it after all these years.
All of human history in a nutshell
fuck outta here with that shit, Dova doesn't even agree with you glue eaters on that shit
@@evanlee6644 OK, rabbi
The virgin History channel vs the chad unbiased history
The incel John Green vs THE THAD DOVAHHATTY.
Wait isnt the higher ups of history channel jewish when you look into the whole who owns it.
@Kade Daivis i fucking hate that guy
Their biased about the Japanese too lmao
Jack Donaldson historia civils is based in his own right and deserves the rank of chad at least
Huh, didn't realize that Hadrian so thoroughly destroyed Judea that it stopped being the center of Jewish culture until the modern era. That's pretty impressive
Also he change the name into Palestina, the name that most european think that given by muslim.
So by agreeing with zionist to remove palestina from the map, they (the european) actually spitting at their own ancestors.
@@zikriflanery7030 That depends on which Europeans. I'd imagine a German person's ancestors would be delighted at the opportunity for another remnant of Rome to fall.
@kerimcan ak Neo-Polis ==> Nablus.
They left evidence for their imperial/colonial nature in plain sight 😄
@@terrantabula9847 the germans love pretending they were romans though, the HRE and existence of the term byzantine empire exemplify this
@@athena8561 The HRE never claimed to be the Romans
"Syria Palaestina" stems from the word Philistia. Hadrian renamed Iudea after the Jews ancient biblical enemy, the Philistines. He really rubbed salt deep into their wounds.
Should have salted the ground just as Carthage was salted
GOOD.
It is amazing that policies he enacted 1800 years ago is affecting current politics in that region
@@elysium76 Also amazing how Arabs today are using a term created by a gay man.
@@thespectrum630 wym?
"There once was a dream... a dream called Rome."
Bro, that actually made me kinda sad.
Not as sad as that basketball-American your profile picture verbally slaughtered.
@@erikhanseisenheber this now needs to be a thread of hilarious nicknames.
Bike thieves.
This saddest than Slice of Life anime i've been watch
kev c The Romans referred to Africans as “Burnt Faces.”
I can't like this, there is 476 likes
*”I’m gonna make the flood look like a fucking joke”*
-Hadrian
Unfathomably based
Based
Define flood, flood as blood or water? Or flood as bodily fluids.
@@Butter_Warrior99 THE flood
@@Butter_Warrior99 He is referring to The flood in the bible.
18:51
"Meanwhile, the Jews were at it again..."
Oh dear
Aw shit... here we go again
can explain any time period in history.
No difference today lol
always have been.
Hadrian: "THAT'S IT!!! IVE HAD IT!!! JUDEA DELENDA EST"
Fun fact: In Romania we view both Trajan and Decebalus as the two founding fathers of the nation, even tough they were mortal enemies
Correct me if I'm wrong isn't decebalus on some currency note in Romania
@@bobascalera5094 no sadly he isn't but he is a highly revered figure, trajan is mentioned in the national anthe tough
I'd really be interested in knowing why that's the case
@@basedmongoloid2278 what do you mean
You are so wrong, yes we consider that we are a mix of Romans and Dacians but this is false, we are Dacians not Romans, we don't have Roman blood, you can't Romanize the Dacians in that a short time, we were considered as the biggest and powerful threat of the Roman empire, only 14% of Dacia was occupied, we can't be Romans.
That Hadrian bit in Judea was pure art
Rodrigues it tops the Caesar in Gaul montage for me personally, just barely.
AS A JEW I WAS EXTREMELY OFFENDED
BECAUSE
You can't just make this video that hilarious man. I want more now. 😪
I love how the Jews have made an Ire of most cultures just by being unrelenting and conniving, and still be around and still have spotlight being shined on them to this day.
@JoeRingo118 true
@JoeRingo118 I mean when you meme about German world domination everybody forgets the British Empire that was actually dominating the world.
This video feels nostalgic, like the internet is young again.
2009 😭
@@adultadulturson7142 "It’s as if Rome’s best days truly are gone." Fuck that. Better make Rome rise again.
@@Fridaey13txhOktober yes....yes....
YEEEEEEEEES
MAKE ROME GREAT AGAIN
@@TheTariqibnziyad 2007 - 2008 internet was legit af. 😂
:) Renaissance !
Hadrian was a master pattern recogniser.
88 likes
Hadrian being anti-zionist before it was cool
Well, tbh throughout history pretty much everyone hated jews.
@@KIT2142LAW I wonder why..... 🤔🤔 Lol
Based Hadrian
We need more Hadrian’s in 2021 AD
It was always cool.
Top 3 Dovahhatty moments:
3. Salting of Carthage
2. Conquest of G*ul
1. IUDEA DELENDA EST
Lord Voldemort
What video that from
*top III
Gotta include the Aurelian piece in there too. That was pure art
any time the jews rise up and that music hits, I lose my shit
I can’t wait for the rise of Chadstantine
Over the course of 6 months, Dovahhatty has gone from making 5 minute shitposts to 30+ minute glorified shitposts. I couldn't be happier.
Not only that, he achieved to show to the plebs, decades of hard working chads, who ultimately are eating, drinking and laughing forever, watching like us thousands of decades of progress and centuries to come, asking if we really worth the risk of his sacrifices
@Revolvin Goatt what?
@Revolvin Goatt Fucking based jej.
Historical shitposts are the best
I remember seeing a post by him on /his/ asking to check out his channel. I subbed a couple minutes after. it's like watching a baby bird finally flying.
Dovahatty actually is an excellent source because this is how the Roman historians actually viewed their own empire. Read Cassius Dio, Tacitus, or Ammianus.
They were just as biased and would not refrain at all from criticizing the emperors.
When I recommend this series I always say this is what history would sound like if a Roman from that era were telling it today.
Only issue being that maximus never existed
@@osoretro2721 yeah I was extremely surprised that he used the plot of gladiator in this video.
Except Dovah is honestly much more pro-emperor than most of the contemporary historians were. Most of the historians were of the senatorial class, so obviously a lot of emperors pissed them off and got flamed in their histories. But yes, it does emulate the same aura of those writings, if sometimes in the opposite direction.
@@osoretro2721 true but it was funny and funny is supreme
who is here after "the Fall of Rome", good old days ((
Messiah Trajan part is the most glorious moment for Rome .
Pretty sure everyone needs to look back on the most glorious rulers after the all we got were the god damn theodosians for the last 80 years
Ford Cran pretty sad that good emperors like Aurelian and Trajan ruled for short time while Honorius ruled for more than 30 years.
Yo
YOU ARE THE MESSIAH!!!
The music playing when Hadrian wiped out Judea is fire.
Adam Sethson Thanks anon
it's called "Hava Nagila" and is ironically a jewish folk-song, there's been many renditions of it since though.
looks like they missed one
Hava naguila techno remix
@@NukeCloudstalker All jokes aside; I love the melody in itself; and the remixes are great!
The virgin Commodus strangulation plot VS The CHAD Gladiator cannon
Being strangled in the bath tub is more fitting for a virgin like Commodus
The fact that Marcus actually chose Commodus as his heir is so upsetting that you sub in the plot of Gladiator in your history series
Yeah the biggest mark on Marcus’ record, that he stuck with his fucking little shit son. Realistically he had little choice, unless he wanted to axe him.
Well, the slave who killed Commodus is a wrestler.
I mean he can animate him suplexing Commodus.
It’s sad to see close to no comments about Trajan, the Best Roman Emperor, Roma Invicta under Trajan
He left Trajan and Augustus.
You don't get remembered for how good or bad you are, you get remembered if your particular deeds stand out (for better or worse).
I think it's because Trajan is and was already known as such a Chad that everyone knows at this point, so we try to pay more attention to lesser known emperors with great meme potential
He even survived an earthquacke
There is not much to Say, just like with Augustus, one of the Best men the world has ever seen
Hadrian was a pretty cool guy.
@@alexmag342 Calm down Pleb.
Alex Mag Based
@@alexmag342 you wont finish shit. You ain't so much as a wet loaf of bread
I couldn’t agree more! 😇
eh destroys judea and doesn't afraid of anything.
Dont be sad that it is over. Be happy that it happened.
😥😔😭
Kickthecat be sad over Pertinax though. It was so close to continuing, and then they just killed our boy.
;_;7
I wanna give you a like but it's a 666, and I'd feel blasphemous to change it.
@@Pantsinabucket look how the massacred my boy
It makes me sad that Antoninus is always being slept on. 23 years of peace is a bigger accomplishment than people realise.
Maybe if he had been more like Hadrian and spent most of his reign traveling throughout the empire building shit and fortifying the borders, just maybe the disasters and invasions of the next generation wouldn't have been so bad.
@@Navak_ Antoninus is simply a ‘’good emperor’’, he did good and decent but did not reshape the society, so yes he could and should have done things, but at the same time he didn’t know the future
Being a decent dude when you have absolute power over the known world and maintaining peace for 23 years when there are myriad threats to that peace is a great feat
It is
But it is really boring
Antoninus wasn’t ambitious.
From what few records we do have, Antoninus was an exceptional administrator who ruled in a just and decent manner, with him developing a respected reputation. He may not have been some great conquerer like his predecessors, but his reign of one of peace and prosperity.
Dude wanted to give more rights to slaves, made an orphanage for girls and wanted to stamp out pedastry. By roman standards he was a borderline saint
He did nothing for 23 years.
That's why Rome prospered.
Best Emperor so far.
He also created the concept of "Innocent until proven guilty", one of the cornerstones of modern judicial systems.
It’s like he knew he was a placeholder for another, but still did his uttermost to improve and administer the empire by any and all means necessary. He considered it his greatest duty to Hadrian to stabilize the empire and by his own title given to him by others, he succeeded beyond what other lesser men might have done
NERVA: 1:50
TRAIANVS: 4:21
HADRIANVS: 13:56
ANTONINVS PIVS: 23:59
MARCVS AURELIVS: 25:09/29:21
LVCIVS VERVS: 25:09
c*mmodus: 32:27
AVE TRAIANVS. AVE HADRIANVS. AVE MARCVS AURELIVS.
What is the name of musics in these seconds ..?
@@turcorumtabul9524 The intro's song is Tokusentai.
@@kelamullah1999 thanks bro
@@turcorumtabul9524 no prob bro
The greatest saturnalia gift in human history.
Deus vult Io Saturnalia!
lo Saturnalia
beat me too it
Io Saturnalia, brother!
It's no longer saturnalia now it's CHADSMAS.
Antoninus Pious did "nothing" for 23 years of continued peace.
That's why he was the best emperor.
Yeah, and the wars took off right after he died because he did nothing to stop them
@@damienpace7350, he did.
If the wars happend AFTER he died, that's say a lot about his deterrence power while alive.
After all, if the enemies of Rome ONLY took action AFTER his death... When he was still alive, he stopped an entire persian invasion with a SINGLE, but threatening, letter.
Antoninus Pious is one of the absolute chads of Roman history.
@@kerdied5418 The real reason why Rome got invaded after he died was because it was weakened by the plague though. Before the plague, Rome was just too powerful to be conquered even under poor leadership
Maybe the Parthians informed themselves about Marcus Aurelius and expected a philosoph to be a weak emperor once in power.
@@BosonCollider haha Rome too unconquerable even Mother Nature had to do something about it.
There is... way more genocide than I had been taught about in school.
Well not surprising seeing as we're taught history as kids. It has to be PG-13.
People have no idea how lucky they are to live in modern times...
@@ChimpFromSpace Absolutely
And how much less
@@ChimpFromSpace lucky hahahah. The post-ww2 West is a civilization in decline. Please bring me back to the times before social media and cultural marxism.
"A dream called Rome..." Pulls at my Italian heart
Italy isn't ancient Rome
Rome was the global superpower and center of glory and civilization
Modern Italy is just an ordinary EU country
@@artoruvidal2793 lol we are the son of Rome lol
@@Romaboo453
Only common thing is the location and the Latinised language which exist in France and Spain and Portugal and Romania too
The values and continuation of Rome legacy doesn't exist in Italy today
Which is not bad thing . Roman era is over and it's fitting to have a new identity
It's not like the average Italian consider himself Roman or proud of ancient Rome anyway
@@artoruvidal2793 someone here is envious of Italy's legacy
@@VredVII
As i said it before
The common Italian person isn't educated about Rome nor identity as a Roman nor feel proud of it
There's always some exceptions but I'm talking about the general case
"And he did nothing... for 23 years... based" I honestly haven't laughed that hard at a youtube video in a long time
Best emperor so far.
Based indeed.
Pius didn't give a single damn. He knew that he was just warming the bench for Marcus and let him do all the heavy lifting 🤣
Lepidus: does nothing
Dovah: Useless piece of sh*t
Antoninus: Does ABSOLUTELY nothing for 23 YEARS
Dovah: Melior Traiano
an absolute fucking chad, Kept the peace for 23 years.
You know you can kill 99.99% of Germs but that 0.01 will still survive.
Assassin Donkey I believe that’s the Jews your thinking of
@JoeRingo118 Nah, the Jews lost so completely they no longer had a homeland and can never mount a revolt again, but the germanic tribe still live across the Rhine and the Roman did not push any farther.
@@yansakuya1
The Jew mingled with the G*rman to create a wretched breed of life that even the low standards of G*rmans are offended by - the Ashkenazi.
@@DISTurbedwaffle918 ok zoomer
@@gusbart5856 germ
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Hadrian. Then always be Hadrian.
18:56, thats why were all here.
Hope it happens again
REAL❤
TRajan was such a chad, that he was chosen to represent Rome in Civ 6, not Hadrian.
But Hadrian killed more Jews then him.
@@nathanlong8295 probably why he wasnt chosen the ADL would make a fit
Hadrian did nothing wrong
@@brylanwoods4194 Trajan definitely deserved the spotlight.
Yep. He was the real deal. I'm not sure why Caesar is looked at as the prototypical leader of Roman civilization when it should have been Trajan all along.
You realise that senate is a shitshow when one of the only two good senators is a civilised barb.
This is what happens in republics Tbh. Although this was the empire Rome never got rid of that senate.
If you ask me. Republics should bring back purges.
@@koatam all countries should bring back purges, republic or otherwise
12 Legions is the ultimate historical equivalent of the phrase "fuck around and find out".
One for each Tribe.
Every once in a while I come back to this video for a very specific part you know which. I always get happy watching it never gets old
Same lol
same
Same
Ivdea delenda est.
>Shows screenshots from Rome from the minecraft server
>Doesn't show the temple of Jvpiter
Brvh why
@@samuelhaines820 I'm more of a roman than you, heretic.
@@samuelhaines820 Yes
Hadrian really be out here vibe checking the Jews
Wild
Yeah
Must have felt so good.
Their fault for having bad vibes
HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT?!
Based Rome
I'd like to call in a "pro-gamer moment".
c:
Jews: *rise up*
Hadrian: I'm about to end this whole man's career
They weren't good Emperors, they were great Emperors.
They weren't great Emperors, they were the greatest Emperors.
Shoop A ca bruh they weren’t the greatest they were god emperors
@@maksimrashkovskiy9187 Marcus Aurelius was the alpha, the Zues, of those emperors
@@johngage4042 *laughs in emperor Nero*
*Caligula and Nero want to know your location*
My favourite part of these animations is that he uses Minecraft as the background for the Roman architecture.
and Skyrim for barbarians
Don’t forget Rome 2 for the sieges
Makes me wanna start a minecraft world with the sole intention of using roman style architecture on all my buildings.
We all know why this video has 2x more views than all of others videos of this series.
We all also know which specific part of the video is responsible for this.
We all know why its the 500x times you came back watching this specific part.
Based.
Certified gamer moment
Half the views on this video are by me alone for..................... Trajan's greatness
Was the Middle East worth civilizing?
Don't you mean 6 million times?
I'm here for Trajan's Montage.
Hadrian was such a lad, he slaughter a whole nation, bc he was in a mood.
He hate Jews
@@muhammadzakhwan9009 nice, such a good man.
definitely way better than [insert germ barbar fuhrer here]
@@hajagameznstuff6956 well of course
@@hajagameznstuff6956 except he managed to kill more
While it's great that you used the Gladiator plot for Commodus as it glorifies Rome (as all history should), I can't help but feel that there was a missed opportunity in that the actual way Commodus died is even more fucking hilarious. Basically, every week, he would write a list of whoever he wanted executed; this would go something like "My best friend, his children, and anyone who sold them wheat in the last six weeks". And then he would just leave these notes lying around the house, for the assassins to pick up later.
One day his wife came home to find a massive list just lying on Commodus' desk... at the very top of which was *her* name. Obviously, she freaked the fuck out and screamed "OH FUCK!", immediately showing the note to everyone else who was on the list, to which they all screamed "OH FUCK!" and agreed to murder Commodus together. Can't remember the specifics, but I'm pretty sure they choked him to death in a bathtub like the pathetic sack of shit he was.
its a slave that actually killed him in his bath , he didnt even get the decency to be killed by the praetorians or a friend , they just gave some coins to a slave to kill him
@@athomicritics wasn't it his lover/wrestling trainer?
@@arawn1061 yeah, i had heard it was a wrestling coach and friend who strangled
It was a freed gladiator that strangled him. The gladiator was his personal trainer. Commodus trained to fight in gladitorial spectacles. The conspirators convinced Commodus' trainer to kill him by telling him about how Commodus impaired his gladitorial opponents (drugged them, gave them blunt swords, etc.)
The assassination probably happened in a bathhouse. Roman baths were basically indoor heated swimming pools.
The gladiator knew he would not get away with the assassination.
How shity can you be for what the biased and unbiased history treat you like a scumbag
My thrist for Chad History can now be fulfilled. Merry Christmas, and thank you.
284 619 and a happy Saturnalia to you too, fellow Roman!
Marcus: remembered as one of the good emperors.
Believed the decadence of Rome had blinded almost all Romans.
Killed by his son because he was to inept to teach him himself or caring to present him to someone that would foment discipline.
Doesn’t realize his son was just as bad as almost all the Romans he criticized and therefore he was responsible in part for raising that generation or lack there of.
*I believe there is an issue of import present!*
... and it involves a lack of self introspection, and reflection of what such means and is attributable in others.
And the parable of single mothers and what on average is expected of those children born to such.
19:53 your immune system when you get sick
Zionists : There's no Palestine, Palestine never existed in history!
Me remembering Hadrian himself christening the region Palaestina : Yeah, sure.
What do you mean Hadrian Christening? Roman Empire persecute Christian and Jews at the same time. Christian and jewish persecution end when Byzantine Emperor Constantine declare Byzantine a Christian Empire. Roman Republic or Empire were never Christian
@@muhammadzakhwan9009
Christen, verb
1. give (a baby) a Christian name at baptism as a sign of admission to a Christian Church.
2. use for the first time.
@@muhammadzakhwan9009, First, he meant the fucking verb.
Second, the Roman Empire was Christian, because it was already Christian when The*dosius divided the Empire between his sons, H*norius and Arc*dius.
@I hate the Spanish Empire, which was before the Empire was divided in twain...
On the real, Palestine never existed as a country as you said he made it a Region by killing a ton of Jews who revolted because Hadrian made a temple to Jupiter on the temple mount. But back to our regularly scheduled programing
Gladiator is in fact, a documentary.
Just like the matrix
Or Inglorious basterds
And 300. But we all knew that Gr**koids are liars.
lol even it were you know documentaries like movies can be inaccurate too
@@AidanMartin No documentaries are definitely 100% accurate, I know because I've watched Michael Moore documentaries
The hadrian part
Yup
Preach brother
Damn, as a Romanian, i can't stress the fact that somehow, my history teacher tought us in such a way, that it almost looked like Trajan respected Decebalus lmao. Also the part about us being rape-babies of the romans is so accurate it hurts to see in a vid like this.
I'm american but why else would he build the trajan column? Remember that herodotus of the greeks viewed the dacians as the "most honorable and courageous of the thracians." Also dont forget the wars in dacia have been described by the romanians to almost he "a war between brothers." You also have Constantine the Great, one of the greatest thracians of all.
hey, the best soldiers of the roman legions came from your area and spain.
WE WUZ DACIANS AND SHIEEET
@@iwillnoteatzebugs actually we is, barbar
this viedeo is mostly shitpost
I like how Aurelius mostly 'talks' in quotes.
IVDEA
DELENDA
EST.
Made my christmas.
ferrus i like my head manus. That entire section of the video made me rock hard
*wait, that's illegal*
What does it mean?
@@kingaditya-pubgmandmore3644 Judea must burn just like carthago delenda est
I love that part.
You know which.
@Mogaaj Fghgf Yes. You are a good man for saying this my friend
@CXVII 117 R it's from the soundtrack of Civilization V
@CXVII 117 R it is Hava Naguila but it's a techno remix
@Mogaaj Fghgf thx bro, im European👍
Oy veeeey!
18:56 Roman empire is the most based civilazation to have ever existed
Laughs in Third Reich
the roman empire did more damage percentage than the third Reich did to the jewish population
@@sussyballs424 >G*rms
>ever
Nnnnnno
@@sussyballs424imagine supporting germs
The part where you started recounting the plot of The Gladiator as actual history had me rolling on the floor. Great channel
"Than the destruction of Judea" *rave intensifies*
And i was hoping that at least you would portray the actual Commodus' death as something funny as in real life he was choked to death naked, while taking a bath
True.
He died a pretty embarrassing death. The Gladiator's death makes him look more decent. At least he added the fact that Commodus liked to LARP as the reincarnation of Hercules, and often played as a Gladiator himself. That's something the movie didn't mention at all
@@tNigel Aye at least he didnt die while taking a shit like Caracalla
@@baileyfawcett2778 And Vespasian. The poor old man literally died of diarrhea
Sasuke Skywalker Atleast he didn't die getting struck by lightning.
He had been poisoned, but when that failed, they sent Narcissus, his personal trainer to strangle Commodus in his rather weakened state.
Hitler to Hadrian: wissen sie, ich bin ein großer Fan ihrer arbeit
Hadrian hated germs though
You can watch it on other video platforms as well:
- Bitchute: www.bitchute.com/video/Hhem0NYAgyiY/
- LBRY/Odysee: odysee.com/@Dovahhatty:7/5-Good-Emps-5:0
[into starts]
me: *WE'RE REACHING HISTORICAL SHITPOST LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE*
Can you tell me what that song was?
@@lasmgoogleaccount9728 Sanjou! Ginyu Tokusentai.
@@guillermoadrianolopezdomin1860 I never thought I'd see the day the "5 good emperors" would be compared to the elite memelords of The Ginyu Force.
Speed of Horse and Strength of Mars, the five good Emperors will make them fall! Imperial histories greatest sons! They'll best them all; secure the borders!
If trouble meets them as they pass, they'll shove their swords right up their ass!
Imperial Force move out!
HADRIAN is such a CHAD MY GOD
You sound like a 14 year old white girl
@@unfunnyyt6405 lmao
CHADRIAN
@@unfunnyyt6405 lmfao.
666 likes. Yahweh is big mad.
"Mortally wounded, Maximus was thrown into the Colosseum to fight Commodus ... true Emperor versus pathetic LARPer ...."
LOL ....
This is Dovahhatty's most-watched video. Geez, I wonder why.
IVDEA*DELENDA*EST
He tried hard to appeal to semites but natsocs wont leave dovahatty alone
@@copeharder7554 natsocs are no more. Only uneducated neo nazis.
@@samuelkovac1008 or the truly educated anti-globalists. Globalism and "world socialism" are just two sides of the same shekel.
@@dracowar6 National socialists are socialists.
Hadrian did nothing wrong.
@Fidelity that was the most based thing he did
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitos_War#Cyprus
@Fidelity don't expect much from slope headed pagangs fren. They're not the brightest
@@eldradulthran6482 You guys should notice that the romans borrow much from the greek tradition, wich viewed the relationship with younger men with ultmost naturality, and much with a initiatory-in-life cynical aproach to it. In petronius's Satiricon the protagonist is constantlly harassed by the roman elite, and literaly raped in a religious ceremony. He also witnesses minors having sex. The work wasn't written in the horrifying tones that modern novels often apply to fictional material that is grotesque, as to adress its natural rejectability. It was written in good comical and poetical lines. I assume that the romans very commonly did things similar, covetly and in the open. The only humiliatory aspect of it was reserved to the victim, or willfull receiver(for them it must have been things alike) as the comical side of Caesar's "Bythinian queen" will show.
libtards be hatin this man for spittin facts and logic
The deeds of Trajan while “Strength of a thousand man” plays in the background...this makes me harder than Terminator armor .....
Its even better when you remember that Decebalus means "He with the strength of 10 men"
Dovahhatty you knocked it out of the park with this one . Merry Saturnalia for you
JEEEEEEEEWS
Emperor loses his favorite astolfo, purges.
Centuries later art student purges.
Hadrian wishes you an unhappy Hannukah
He's dead fuckstick, I don't give a shit what he thinks. We survived and Rome didn't. Chew on that for a while.
@@tatefranklin4761 Thats a bit rude mate. I love Judaism and the various cultures it has formed. I'm just making a joke.
@@Emdiggydog Not funny, didn't laugh.
@@tatefranklin4761 Well 311 other people did. I'm sorry you didn't find it funny, but not every joke is intended for you. I hope you have a nice day regardless of my joke's effect on you.
@@Emdiggydog Just so long as you know that those 311 people aren't worth making laugh.
Holy snap Hadrian went Full Exterminatus in judea
(High Gothic screaching)
He cleansed the heretics
@@CrysHist10196 'rats'
@@myth6142
Even the Skaven are more honorable
Man Hardrian really was the single most based man in all human history.
"I don't understand where antisemitism even STARTED"
This video summarized it fairly well.
@@SlyGuy919 wrong, there are archaeological finds which does prove bar kochba's hate for the Christians (saw it on natgeo)
Started by Jews trying to regain their homeland after brutal literally evil occupation? Kinda fucked up.
It started with the words:
"Let my people go"
highest point this video and after this video the episodes will get very depressing
Crisis of the third century is around the corner, all aboard the depression train.
We still have the last of the Chad emperors Constantine ahead of us, even though he let himself be brainwashed by that filthy Christian religion
Constantine and Justinian will get it back on track
Does anyone know if the eastern empire had a Senate to wrangle with?
F L it did constanstine relocated some senators and appointed new ones when he move to constantinople
_"And further, let the god which is in you be the guardian of a living being, manly and of ripe age, and engaged in matter political, and a Roman, and a ruler, who has taken his post like a man waiting for the signal which summons him from life, and ready to go, having need neither of oath nor of any man's testimony. Be cheerful also, and do not seek external help nor the tranquility which others give. A man then must stand tall, not be kept standing by others."_
- Marcus Aurelius
Hadrian changes the name of their lands to syria-palestinia
*ultimate chad move*
The fact that the Jewish revolt took place after Hadrian lost his femboy lover
That was terrible, terrible timing
"Self-control and resistance to distractions.
Optimism in adversity-especially illness.
A personality in balance: dignity and grace together.
Doing your job without whining.
Other people’s certainty that what he said was what he thought, and what he did was done without malice.
Never taken aback or apprehensive. Neither rash nor hesitant-or bewildered, or at a loss. Not obsequious-but not aggressive or paranoid either.
Generosity, charity, honesty.
The sense he gave of staying on the path rather than being kept on it. That no one could ever have felt patronized by him-or in a position to patronize him.
A sense of humor."
Meditations Book I, XV - Maximus (roman politician and one of Marcus Aurelius' tutors)
Even though he wasn't the soldier of rome portrayed in Gladiator, the historical Maximus was a true and based citizen of Rome, honor him.
ROMA INVICTA
Until the Ottomans did....but fuck it, ROMA INVICTA!
@@marvelfannumber1 weird spelling of Venetians but okay
@@fiddlesticks7245
The Venetians only conquered it temporarily, the Romans restored the Empire a mere 50 years later.
Not to mention that the Franks never managed to conquer the whole Empire, just most of Greece (excluding Epirus) and Thrace.
@@marvelfannumber1
Yeah, but as a consequence, what was left of the empire would splinter into 3: Despotate of Epirus; Empire of Nicaea; Empire of Trebizond. Epirus was the first to attempt an imperial restoration, but also by far the earliest of the three to fall. Nicaea was next who made an attempt at imperial restoration, and, unlike Epirus, was successful, with the restored Eastern Roman Empire surviving until the fateful year of 1453. Yet this was not the end. The Despotate of Morea would numerous times secede and then re-integrate into the main empire, but would in either case be Roman. It fell some years after the fall of Constantinople. Finally, the Empire of Trebizond managed to survive for a long-ass time due to savvy diplomacy and favourable geography, ruled by a cadet branch of the Komnenoi family (yes, those same Komnenoi who brought the empire back from the brink of the destruction in the late 11th and early 12th century). But, the Ottomans under Mehmet II the Conqueror proved to much for all remaining Romans, even for Trebizond. The last remnant of the empire would fall with the capture of the city of Trebizond in 1461.
And thus, the fire of Rome was snuffed out for good.
There once was a dream. A dream called Rome.
@@mdivmapperandgamer1138 This episode already made me tear. You just made me cry.
Absolutely love how the Commodus story line is just a rehashing of Gladiator😂
I see the jews still haven’t changed much
Cringe
@@jurrien3814 its not cringe, its quite literal fact
@@alexmag342 its cringe they havent changed...
rofl
Even in the Old Testament, Jewery is plainly depicted when Judah, the literal patriarch of the Jews, sells his brother Joseph into slavery to try and steal his inheritance (that inheritance being that promised to Abraham, their great-grandfather).
Long story short, Judah does not get the inheritance because God hates Jewish tricks, even in the Old Testament.
It's really impressive how knowledgeable one must be of Roman history to be able to pull off this satire so perfectly
Ion think I’ve ever heard any name more Jewish than bar kohba lmao
@@therealist3495
I shit myself reading that.
@@therealist3495 lmaooo
Shlomo Shekelsteingoldbergmannbaumwitz
Have you ever heard of Mortekei Shekelberg Racemixerstein Keepwatchingpornowitz?
Ever heard of Marx?
One year since this masterpiece was uploaded.
Hadrian is the best part
"It's all Downhill from here"
So the journey will go till 1453?
derac yes
@@donaquilaschannel2890 based
1461. Trebizond was the last remnant of the Roman Empire after Constantinople fell in 1453
The Late Roman, or Byzantine Empire, was the undoubted master in slowly dying with grace.
@@torum6448 The Byzantine Empire was just the Eastern provinces going on without Rome itself. They changed over time, becoming more gr*koid, but at heart they remained Roman. Under Justinian it even managed to almost restore the old Empire, but alas. The g*rm empire is incomparable: most of the lamds belonging to the g*rm empire never belonged to the Roman Empire.
Trajan = Gigachad
The Jews should have listened to Jesus when he said not one single stone of the Temple would be left standing. It was never a threat, it was a promise, brought upon the Jews by their own lack of faith.
Listening to the Literal son of God?
Nah bro
Random rabbi chmp out lets gooo
@Nayer Yayer and he came back
Cope jvdean
You will never be white
According to the old testament when a messiah comes it will be literally objectivelly impossible to deny it.
So if someone can deny it, it's a fake. Just something to think about.🤷♂
@@lad7436 so the messiah will brainwash everyone?
@@huanquocmanh416 based vietnamese?
Everyone is talking about IVDEA DELENDA EST for obvious reasons, but can we get some appreciation for that OP
Imagine liking women
Women like dick and dat shits gay
@Maximus Hartman plus the name
Ok Hadrian lol
Women are bourgeois and gay
Ikr?
Substitutes the plot of Gladiator for the actual reign of Commodus... Good for laughs... And while a memed version of the actual events of Commodus's reign would have been funnier, I think summarizing Gladiator drives home the point of this series a lot better... Dude! You gotta do the Byzantine history man.
And the next vid has a slightly more accurate version for Commodus.
Wow the Jews couldn't have picked a worst time to piss off Hadrian.
Based and Redpilled
20:27 and thats why is called Palestina boys
There is no Christmas gift that will ever surpass T R A I A N U S M A X I M U S. Thank you based Dovah!
The Guy I believe you meant to say Saturnalia.
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged Based pagan
The only thing better would be if history civilas hit us with a new vid, or the god Pan returned to earth
F L I’m pretty sure we can count on the former, and i’m holding out hope for the latter.
Hadrian will live on as a true hero. He looked ahead of his own time👏🫡
🫡
18:55
That's why you're here.
Thank you
The Roman Empire never fell, in each and every one of us who believes in its ideals and in civilization it endures. Its history a testament to the greatness of its principles.
And with that I say that there has never been a truer statement.
ROMA INVICTA
USA is the Modern Roman Empire
@@blechkopp1632 Could you explain me Why USA isnt modern Roman Empire?
Marek Zdrojewski there is no modern Roman Empire like he said its principles and ideals live on but Rome as a state fell twice once in the west and once in the east.
Well you're incorrect, but whatever.
The roman empire sucked and it was a good thing it fell
I swear, Trajan the greatest Emperor and the only one with a 'virtuous wife'.
Marcus was better, though the same cannot be said of his wife... Though he still praises her in his book so meh
Aurelian had one as well. all the best emperors had virtuous wifes....august not included.
@@galahad6189 Marcus wasn't better else rome would've named him optimvs princeps
@@brandonbonas2761 That's a matter of opinion.
@@galahad6189 opinions of modern ppl but the romans made their choice quite clear especially when it was Marcus foolish choice to choose his son instead of choosing by merit and skill that ended the Pax Romana
“Meanwhile, the Jews were at it again.”
Oh boy, here we go again.
Hadrian absolutely dabbed on Judea