This Man Is Insane
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- čas přidán 25. 04. 2023
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• Cyrax - A Life of Lies
• Cyrax - The Next Chris...
• The Tragic Tale of a H...
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Thanks for not watching my video it has saved me from embarrassment
Yo its Dank Tank! Based
Why does this guy look so funny bro
Honestly there’s so many layers to this rotting onion I don’t even blame you for seeing the story the way you did. He’s a hard one to cover.
@@Slobbynobby if you really must know the prevailing theory is that cyraxx is a product of incest look into his father and grandfather.
@@chickenman6110 Music biz marty is now listed as James Craig Jr
cyrax looks like he's been infected with every disease, illness, and virus that has and will exist
how does bro look like a meatcanyon drawing
@@disposable_income_andy don't insult meatcanyon like that
@@ijneb1248but his drawings looking fucked up is like... The whole point?????
Cyraxx was exposed to sending dick pics to a minor again. 1 month ago
His 6th time in the last 4 years
He has bed bugs, some genetic deformations and a plethora of other problems.
He might just have every disease
Guys, he did it. He made a 41 minute video turn into a 40 minute video instead of a 1 hour 28 minute video.
He didn’t input all his terrible jokes this time. Just 75% of them so he could make it shorter.
Couldn’t say “based” or “un ironically” either which is about 25% of his videos
So guys, we d-... nevermind.
pyro fans complaining that pyro is present in their pyro video
@@PosterityIslesNews sanest pyro fan reaction
For those new to this anime saga. Cyrax is someone u should NEVER EVER feel bad for.
-raped a legally blind kid in high school
-spent a night in jail over strangling his grandmother
-talks to little kids on xbox live
-sent nudes to what he believed to be a minor
-has sexted multiple other people he believed to be minors (these three make him a 3rd generation pedophile btw, as his father and grandfather also liked kids)
-steals literally everything "creative" he has ever done
-tried (unsuccessfully) to place a hit on a troll
-constantly misuses police resources
@@jerrymartin7019thanks for explaining. Kinda forgot to
I was actually listening to what that lady was saying when she was talking at the same time as Cyrax and its just sad. Not in a sympathy way but in a pathetic way. I mean she's right, he's just addicted to negativity and doing the same if not worse negative horrific shit in return.
@@GamerSisters the way she just keeps talking over everyone annoyed tf outta me enough to not take her seriously ngl, that whole clip was a mess.
@@notjimpickens7928 she wasn’t talking over anyone lol, CYRAX was tho. And what she said was basically her own experience
Cyrax is a god awful human being and watching him get beat up was the funniest thing I've ever seen
Here's the thing about you marty
His screams are my ringtone unironically
"YOU'RE THE KING, YOU'RE THE KING! PLEASE JUST LET ME UP!!" Best thing he's uttered in recent memory.
Nword boy
Another Russell Greer, first you feel sorry for him, and then you find how awful he is
Pyro: skips chunk of video
Also pyro 3 seconds later: I don't even understand what's going on
I literally just got to that part and it drove me insane
As much as a love pyro, watching his reaction to videos is one of the most annoying things in this universe. especially when he does not skip videos but is still confused because he did not pay attention.
most intelligent twitch streamer
That's part of being a streamer. Don't you watch Charlie? They all follow the guidelines he unknowingly set. Lol
actual moistcr1tikal mindset. only thing pyro forgot was to call the person who suggested it stupid
Pyro saying he loves insane clown posse 5 seconds after thinking “juggalo” is a slur is great
This man’s story is a rabbit hole worth going down you start out wanting to feel bad for him and end up just watching to laugh at him as he gets worse and worse
I still feel bad for him
@@germanwarrabbithe raped a blind kid and beaten his grandmother, don’t
@@germanwarrabbit Then you haven't learned anything about him yet. You only feel bad about him upon seeing him and then you watch just 1 summary of everything he's done and you hope he burns in hell. He deserves everything he's getting tenfold. He's a r*pist, child pr*d., zooph*le, racist, he's LITERALLY everything you can call someone. It's all well-documented and have been repeated at least once each.
Plus, he never learns, his ego is the biggest I've seen anyone have and he's delusional to a disgusting degree. He got into a physical fight with his biggest troll, cried like a bitch after 3 punches and then got on stream to larp as if he won that fight, just running his mouth again at this person. He's absolutely insane.
@@germanwarrabbit You should never feel bad for pedophiles, elder abusers, or woman-beaters which in his case, just so happens to be all three...
@@GaydolfShitler well I guess I don't now
I thought he was just a weird guy
Pyro finally made a video about himself
@@p-__ my favorite bot is here
Well Pro X I guess that makes pyro a grandma beating child predator 🤷♂️
Fr
Dude got those british chompers. So who knows.
Damn you beat me to it
Asmongold really went off the rails
That's what happens to people who dislike Dark Souls 2
not enough blood smears on the walls from his teeth and gums bleeding
I think the worst part about this is Chance will find some way to spin this to his advantage
“I’m a household name”
@@Squiddlewheel "I'm worth MILLIONS"
Of course he will. This is the biggest CZcamsr to mention him. He’s gonna be so fucking annoying. But on the bright side it might bring him back home to CZcams, and back into Marty’s warm, loving embrace 💞
Honestly can't wait to see Chance respond to this lmao
@Bulley Bottomtext I think he only mentioned Pyro as a new troll or something, but hopefully, he'll see him as another KiwiTapes or SmokeyMcC
20:27 He had schizophrenia, but he was an absolute genius. He made his own execution system in his own JIT-compiled programming language (which is extremely hard to make). He had a series of manic episodes he described as a revelation from God, and made the biblically themed OS after.
It’s a sad story. I don’t even see him as a lolcow because honestly he was way to good to be called that.
I don't think chance has schizophrenia. If he did hed be on chrises and Danny's level of crazy.
Chance seems slightly less unhinged as he knows the bullshit his saying is false.
I think he might be bipolar do to thr delusions and raging
@@CYAN_TOP_HAT exactly, and I’m happy that that’s the general consensus these days. It’s too bad this level of compassion wasn’t shown to him until it was too late.
Oh wow! Thanks for the summary. I'll have to check it out on one of the "Down The Rabbit Hole" episodes. That's insane.
The first step to recovery is admitting the mistake, well done pyro, I hope for a steady recovery
@@p-__ Jay really wasn’t kidding about this bot
@@p-__ Brother?
Its great to see that pyro is Finally seeing what his father really is
Pyro is as bad as his father
Wendigoon and Pyro having a crossover moment was the most epic part of this year
Cyrax is basically the human version of a 4 decade old hemorrhoid
he's the human form of hair trapped in a shower drain at a motel.
As if my day couldn’t get any worse, now I have to sit through 40min of THIS
😂
@@p-__ bet? 😳
@@p-__ ok idc
@@p-__ buy fat fur art then.
i mean. u don’t have to. just turn off the video
Don't know this guy but upon first glimpse at him and learning about horrorcow, i know this is gonna be wild
You have no idea
He's one of the worst, he's a grooming pedo caught multiple times in internet sting operations. He beat and choked his grandma because she wouldn't let him walk cross-state to meet a fake internet girlfriend back before he ever even started getting covered on the internet (Back in 2011). He sexually assaulted his blind high school 'best friend' Billy during an overnight stay and got himself expelled for it. He slandered the musician Danny Brown by making a video about fake pedo allegations a random troll made up and told him. Claims his biggest troll's family should've died in the gas chambers, it just goes on and on.
No....idea.....
@@henryofskalitz4879 Jesus Christ be praised
He is a child predator, a rapist, a physical abuser, mental abuser, and a grandma beater
8:00 If you're ever insecure about your looks, remember this man exists and know that he gets more play than you while looking like an emo caveman
Damn
Yes, but he is white
This comment made me laugh for like 5 or 6 minutes.
@@rockerfukuro and ?
@@danialyousaf6456 and nothing
Having Pyro cross forces with the grease wizard, Cyrax and Lolcows in general for some reason gets my little brain giddy
Also Wendigoon
@@sillymanwilk same here, man!
This was a hell of a crossover episode.
The cyraxx rabbit hole is insane I really recommend looking at kiwi tapes or Smokeymcc if you want to learn more about him
Oh hopefully he does
Then he can also discover cobes toobz
Smokeymcc and kiwi tapes r great. 👉👍 TWU
Wendigoon: Hops in to call Pyro a furry and dismiss his personality.
Pyro: "Erm actually I- I- I...🤓"
Also Wendigoon: Leaves without another word.
Common Wendigoon W
Time stamp?
@@curgest6807 Let me know if you find it!
@@curgest6807 found it at 4:00 for the future people
Basedigoon
the fact this comment alone does more gaslighting than pyro after the august 27th incident
Theres a funny Cyraxx story that isnt covered in these videos. Music Biz Marty (troll rping as a billionaire label owner) rented an airbnb in Cyraxxs town and livestreamed out the porch. Cyraxx was heard shouting off camera across the street, sprinting over and tried to assault Marty, who is literally twice his size, who then promptly pinned Chance to the floor who then let out a bloodcurdling scream for sympathy
I can't wait until cyrax inevitably goes after Pyro for making this video.
CZcams will be after him!
Cyrax wont even get his attention lol
That would be a good start to a new arc.
WHAT YOU DONT REALIZE PYRO IS….
Thank you pyro for finally doing a face reveal for your father, truly a moment
Good
@@p-__ mf stop
Congratulations on Pyro for taking a break from SunnyV2. I know this is very hard for him so well done Pyro.
He's finally fighting his addictions! Hopefully, his crippling furry art addiction is the next on the chopping block.
Sunny will continue to bring out good videos so I'm sure Pyro will cover them again.
this is called foreshadowing
So glad pyro actually gave attention to grease, he is such a great documentary youtuber and he always improves on his content which makes it better.
the fact pyro doesnt know the diff between juggalo and jigaboo 💀
I’m so glad pyro’s dad finally got out of prison
Funfact, cyraxxes dad was also in prison
@@sabsyoutube241 bike path!
Cyraxx's dad did something to a 14 year old on a bike path, and he was in prison for 20 years because of it.
I've been watching the goblin for the past year, never thought Pyro would make a video on the 43
Bro is built like a Dr. Seuss character
this is that rabbit hole that you get stuck into at 3 am
Went down the Cyraxx rabbit hole last month, and now pyros reacting to the grease-wizards vid, on Cyraxx.
It’s wild af that the grease wizard vid is considered outdated. Considered alot has happened, such as Marty body slamming Cyraxx (in self defense) on live; among a whole lot more. Still a great intro video to the horrorcow.
"He looks like Rasputin" as he is trying to convince people he is alive 😂
I'm so glad more and more people are being shown the goblin. His lore is amazing and the thing with him and Music Biz Marty is a feud comparable to Batman and Joker. So sad, but so funny.
of the thumbnail i thought it was jay station glad to see it’s someone slightly more normal
Oh God, Cyraxx has gone mainstream
You’ve opened the floodgates to a whole new audience to cyrax..god help them all
No, this is good. This just means more punishment for the hell goblin.
So glad I’m not the only one who died laughing at raxxo lifting his cross up when Tony started speaking in tongues 🤣
Cyrax is the closest thing we get to DJ Spit from Smiling Friends. You cannot change my mind about this. The only difference is that DJ Spit is (somewhat) tolerable while Cyraxx is actually a terrible person.
Congrats Pyro! for making your first video on the new social platform known as CZcams!!!
8:56 The original naturo ending song "Wind" playing in the background kills me LOL
Hes watching whole ass episodes, u can hear naruto talking a little bit after the ending theme
Pyro talking about cyrax is not something I thought I would see
For real, but I fucking love it
Oh god I know this man he’s the new Chris Chan
He definitely is and he denies it
when Chance yells, sometimes he sounds like Patchy the Pirate from Spongebob
I've been watching the Cyrax saga for almost a year now. It's wild seeing Pyro talk about him lmao
The last thing I expected to see is Pyro discovering Cyraxx. The worldbuilding is insane.
CYRAX IS COMING TO THE MAINSTREAM 😱😱😱
I hope the Marty and Cyraxx fight is in this video
It really caught me off guard to see a wendigoon appearance in this video
god i love his saga as the badass who runs from fights
Wendigoon has got to be Pyro's oldest viewer by at least a decade
idk why but that "you cant be a furry and a jugalo, pick a struggle" from wendigoon got me
Little did pyro know that this video ties him into the cyrax lore, rax is 100% gonna try to start beef
Cyraxx is a human nightmare, but the longer I've been paying attention to him the more I find marty equally off-putting.
Whats wrong with marty
@@yoyoyoitshumpday6 his obsession with cyraxx is beyond fucking weird. Cyraxx is his life. He's addicted to the lamest form of internet clout. As time goes on cyraxx's bullshit becomes true. Marty is nothing without him and that's kinda pathetic.
Also his sense of humor is irritating.
Pyro discovering Cyrax.
I never, never would have thought…
All jokes aside, I’ve been watching stuff about Cyrax for over 2 years. It was only a matter of time before this goblin was exposed by someone really big. That day has finally come 😮
Tbf, Danny Brown is a pretty big rapper, and he often promotes Cyrax getting trolled
@@englishgiraffe2124 ah yes, forgot about that. Thanks
I wonder how Cyrax will react to Pyrocynical reacting to him.
He wears the gloves because he's convinced he looks cooler with them. He drops the hard R on the gamer word and shows his flop anytime he realizes a stream is going to make him look like a Goblin. He knows twitch/YT will immediately bring down a stream if it happens.
Cyraxx is an Alternate Confirmed!
Skinny Pete after el Camino:
Don't insult Pete like that
34:07 with the Title “The Mandela Catalog Episode 5” is too perfect
i would like to thank cyrax for providing documentation for a day in the life of a discord moderator
I've never thought it would be possible for a trashier version of asmongold to exist, but here we are.
*What is that pfp*
I love watching pyrolive videos when im on break at work because if I watch oneyplays in public I will actually laugh at my phone and people would think I'm laughing for no reason and think I'm insane
But pyro is good to watch because he is not funny and doesn't make me laugh
If you go down this rabbit hole make sure you pay your respects to Marty the king of Akron 👑
Aw hell naaw Pyro found out about the raxxverse. Now Chance is gonna say that Pyro is one his new trolls 😂
I thought I was going insane but no pyro is making a vid on the goblin of Akron
It was only a matter of time until Pyrocynical of all people cover the goblin of Akron Ohio.
And so far, it has not gotten old to see other people cover Cyraxx.
You should hear his cover of the sound of silence.
Music Biz Marty, Based Shaman, Root Dr Thorne, SmokeyMcC are some great sources of Cyraxx content.
@RYMAN_BADMAN his sound of silence cover sounds like him trying to make fun of a deaf person singing
Hahahahah
Beautiful ain't it?
@@RYMAN_RYMANall aboard starship lockjaw
Our cyrax troll community have been waiting for this kind of exposure
OH NO CYRAX IS GOING MAINSTREAM
it's so fucking over
He is now going become a household name 😔😔😔
It's always the ones who are like under 5 feet who demand you be over 6 feet tall
I would not expect wendigoon to be watching a pyro stream
5:22 Bro the mandela catalogue reference was perfect, that perfectly described that scene lmao, and weirdly enough i was thinking the same thing with that point of the video looking like something straight outta mandela catalogue
This goblin also had his xbox fried from none other than liquid chris himself, it was hilarious
I’m happy to see Pyro has finnaly entered the cyrax lore
Wait?! He's against my my Juggalo family?! Oh it's on...
If I recall a juggalo named juggalo John swatted him
@@lordsquid6652 the guys name was juggalo john?
Pyrocynical crossover in the Cyrax lore
Magnificent
I never thought I'd see you talk about Cyrax... get ready for pain
No drama in the title? Insane, you've really improved your content.
there's no way, i think i've seen your shit on newgrounds
@@IaintStoopid My shit is on newgrounds so you may have indeed seen it.
@@YoursTrulyGarbage thats so crazy, your shit is actually on newgrounds
Managed to miss the "Bender Boy Records" arc, and the "Stylus" an hero threat saga. Honest to god the two things that makes the Cyrax story worth looking into. fr fr.
I usually read people's lips so I can understand what they're saying more easily, but that upside-down bowling pin headded guy somehow speaks full sentences with only two mouth positions. Man speakin like a CG anime character from 2004
Pyro late to the Cyraxx train
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Man I was told about this a few months ago and dude, this guy is unhinged. Literally a goblin
As a cyraxx fan for a while , this was INSANE to see Pyro talk about this
No for real, Here's hoping he delves into the Cobraverse
I cant wait for the goblin to respond to pyro
Pyro learning about Cyraxx is golden lmaoo the lore is so deep
this man is so crazy glad to see other ppl are seeing his craziness now
Be ready bro, raxx is gonna call you out 😂😂
The goblin of Akron is definitely a character alright
3:23 I love how their voices are so similar it's a fucking harmony.
Mr crude said not so politely that he was going to insert that “toy” into cyrax 😂
Him talking about being chris chan, and thn hearing that he is looking after his elderly family really scared the shit out of me
It's less like he's taking care of his elderly family (which is just his grandmother dje to the rest of his family refusing to acknowledge his existence) and more like they're taking care of him
Also his dad sexually assaulted a 15 year old girl on a bike path a few dozen years ago
And his mom was too incompetent to take care of him that's why his grandmother is also is mother his real mom also burnt herself alive in a house fire
@@frigmasterxd697 and his grandmother is an enabler, but easily one of the best people in the rax saga
@Dupings sexually assaulted is putting it lightly, he fucked that girl up
Wait till pyro finds out about Daniel Larson
Or Nathan Larson the politician who wanted inçest and Pedrophilia to be legalized
Larson is boring.
@@ALIEN-DUDE nathan died in prison from starvation unfortunately
@@beganitdidnt6535 more fortunately to me, one less fiend on this ball of dirt
@@ALIEN-DUDE eh he wasnt that bad
Welcome to the lolcow/ horrorcow rabbit hole Pyro. This vid got shouted out in kiwi tapes chat, I came straight from there, I can't get enough raxx
inflation king drift
He’s ours. Don’t touch him.
I’ve been following Cyrax for so long it’s wild to see him in a pyro video.
Deadass thought it was jstation when I saw the thumbnail
Pyro literally just clicks off the video midway
Cyrax is basically the dark realm of internet lolcows.
It was only a matter of time until Pyro lost his mind.