This Shouldn't Exist
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- čas přidán 5. 06. 2024
- I order more takeaways then I should be...
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Of course the slop maker enjoys eating actual uncomsumabled slop, just to regurgitate it like a momma bird
never stop posting slop please
Tasty slop
I crave the slop
I LOVE SLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me the slop, I need the slop.
So glad Pyro admitted this channel shouldn't exist
Made him lazy
Me too! I hate that guy.
Finally! It’s happened
It’s just a slop factory
@@The_House_Always_Wins at lesst he's self aware
calling a Yorkshire pudding a dry hollowed out potato is borderline criminal.
He's right, have you ever had a Yorkshire pudding by itself without gravy or something else?
If you have, you're a psychopath and your stomach deserves better
how dare he slander the great yorkshire pudding
Yorkshire puddings are the ultimate food
"The trough is filled with slop" is Pyro's new favorite catch phrase
This shouldn't exist but Petscop 2 should definitely exist.
YES
right on whigga
I completley agree!
@@notokdoc4192 ☠️
@@notokdoc4192 😐
As one of the apparantly few british viewers i have literally never thought about how "getting a chinese" would be seen as racist lol. Thanks for keeping me updated on the hellscape called tiktok that i will never use
Everything is racist
I think It’s less the fact that it sounds racist, and more that it just sounds off lmao. It’s “getting a Chinese” and not “getting Chinese food” or something else like that. It’s the phrasing
Usually anyone wouldn’t say getting A (regional food) anyway, unless they don’t actually mean food…
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It just sounds so pedantic though for people who are actually offended by stuff like this.
It's the same as "getting an Indians" as it is just an efficient way to speak by eliminating extra words that are un-needed.
Like imagine being the person who spends time being upset over something like this rather than like... actual issues.
@@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie nobody is upset it’s just an exaggerated reaction to unfamiliar phrasing
Pyro: "eating kippers is like licking your girlfriend's salt lamp"
If your girlfriend's salt lamp tastes like kippers then she needs to see a gynaecologist, mate
. . .
W h a t
@@KaraTheGirlie what what?
@@onglogman I'm confusseedd
@@KaraTheGirlie if you have a dirty mind, "girlfriend's salt lamp" could refer to a vagina
@@KaraTheGirlie if you have the right mind you can think of a salt lamp being a vagina
Bri'ish geezers are incapable of cooking? This is truly remarkable Pyro, I thank you on the behalf of the entire mankind for the unbelievable discovery
as a fellow UK citizen and slop enjoyer, I can agree that we as a nation have the best slop in the world
The most true thing that has ever been said.
No one understands our slop.
Slop and the other is a good thing for the day to make sure you get a job and get a good food for yourself as you are already going to do a little shopping
The British do indeed make the most delightful slop on earth
@@-Nihilus- my guy i was eating when this vid was uploaded , killed my appetite for sure
I'm Italian and don't understand, if I hear a British say "let's get an Italian for dinner" the first thing that would come to my mind is "ok it's a slang that means that they're gonna order pizza", why should I ever think they're gonna catch some Italian and eat them? Where's the racism in that?!
It's racist because I said so
People like drama and declaring someone to be racist is one of the easiest ways to generate drama
Americans like being the victim
SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT PIZZA??
Because the Americans are soft and woke to the extent they consider something a meaningless as ‘let’s get an Italian’ and not saying the word food afterwards to be racist and offensive
"You watching this video right, you're probably not even paying attention" This call out had me rolling bro 😭
About vegetables, some authentic Chinese dishes don't even have a lot of them. Some just have meat, and authentically it's more brown in color, but Americans don't really like how it looks so most restaurants make it look less brown
pyro explaining what a chinese takeaway is to a foreign audience is such a funny concept to me
Leave it to the British to believe they know what’s best for the world
@@Efrenxrazor95 British Chinese folks probably _do_ know what's best for British Chinese food. As a mainland European I'll bust the balls of the bri'ish, but yanks can keep their hands off them, they're our island monkeys.
I thought a Chinese takeaway was when you kidnapped a Chinese kid
@@Efrenxrazor95 what?
@@Efrenxrazor95 br*tish "people" have a knack for thinking they are so right while being so so wrong
Irish person here. If you do get a spice-bag, please prepare your toilets because dear lord they don't hold back. 110% worth it though
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Do people actually shit themselves from spice, i eat spicy food constantly and have never felt it in my stomach
@@mistywww3199 it makes my poo sloppy 👍
@@mistywww3199 they dont shit themselves no, it just goes through your system REAL fast
@@graphictwitch-5355So is a spice bag like an experience thing or an enjoyment thing?
this is the first pyrolive video that actually made my stomach drop because as an american and new yorker chinese food is such a big part of my identity, 100% being serious
Not getting offended every 5 minutes
Americans:IMPOSSIBLE!
Pyro being self aware about his channel?!?!?!
How original
Whaaaaaaaa!!!
True though
That's crazy
compare this to his content from 7 years ago he sold out
Pyro wearing a bionicle shirt caught me off guard, I now respect pyro 1% more
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Bionicle 4 life!!!
Holy shit I own that exact same shirt
One percent more.. so 1%.
it’s also a death grips/black flag reference
The vegies in American/Canadian Chinese food is so good in the unhealthy sort of way, also 90% of the Chinese places near me have the option to eat in or take away.
British Man attempts to persuade Americans that English food isn't terrible; accidentally convinces himself to never eat it again by simply describing it.
You’re right Pyro. This channel shouldn’t exist
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You're the one who shouldn't exist😊
glad pyro is finally recognising his failures in making this channel, glad to see the character growth
Truly
Accuse British (or Bri'ish) people of being Irish, accuse Irish of being Scottish, and accuse Scottish of being English (just like Tony Soprano did to Malcolm Tucker in In the Loop).
11:58 And I thought spotted dick was bad
pyro talking about slop while im eating day old soggy cereal is a vibe
bro cmon you can at least eat fresh cereal 😭😭
@@ancient3583 Not like fresh cereal is any better.
Nah when it gets soggy it's over
damn is the milk sour too?
Poverty moment
I kinda want Pyro to become a food reviewer now, this was the funniest video he's made in a while
Slop 10/10
honestly true, we NEED that 2 hour food video
Where I'm from, takeaway shops very frequently sell both 'Chinese' food and fish and chips. I've never thought to combine the two in one purchase though.
13 min of explaining how it feels to eat fast food anywhere in the world
As a Brit living in America, their food quality is literally identical to us; depressing.
Slop gives eternal happiness
Honestly as a British bloke I love the Chinese food here it's great for when your hungover. 😂
preach brother, preach
It's not even Chinese food though. It's like calling Dominos "Italian food"
@@danculbert6349 who asked?
@@danculbert6349 🤓
@@danculbert6349 🤓
Bro personally attacked me with the "you got bodied on Siege by someone spawn peeking" lmao
"smoke me a kippa. I'll be back in time for breakfast"
Glad Pyro’s finally emptying the slop trough
Empty the slop onto my plate cux I'm hungry 🇦🇺
bro was writing a persuasive essay on why you should get chinese takeaway and realized he was wrong halfway through so he just stopped
My slop essay is 554347776 pages
the BIONICLE T-SHIRT GOES SO HARD
thank you for slopping us up today, Pyro
Pyro dripped out his mind with the bionicle tshirt
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To me, most UK food is like chum from the Chum Bucket. I’ve always secretly thought it looked delicious.
Chummy chumster
It's absolute chum, but I promise that it tastes amazing. Presentation doesn't need to be everything
Chum Fans Rise Up
now remove the H in chum
based chum fan
i dont know why people are complaining. that food exceeds all British expectations.
i dont watch youtube shorts nor do i have any social media outside of discord and even i cannot escape this meme.
I'm on my way to work taking in the daily slop daddy pyro puts out and I'm fine with that 🍲🐖🐷
They pay me 10 cents/h at the slop factory
kinda happy youre explaining it, im a canadian and the chinese food system is identical to the US. we have a few takeaway places but the majority is just dine in. in canada we also say "lets get some chinese" just thought you would be interested
I live in bc and pretty much everyone says Chinese food
tbh i remember shows in america where theyd say "lets get some chinese" in the early-mid 2000s, they probably stopped using it because they think its racist recently
but yeah i think its normal
@@RBLXDignitysHQ or if you are from Quebec you would say allon cherchez du chinois which roughly translates to lets get chinese.
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@@RBLXDignitysHQ Saying “lets get SOME chinese” is a bit different than saying “lets get A chinese”. Saying “A chinese” sounds like you’re referring to a Chinese person. Its not racist it just sounds weird.
Idk wtf everybody else is ordering but the slop I order is good. 10 minutes of euphoria and 1 hour of looking pregnant is worth the diarrhoea I get afterwards.
I’m quite pleasantly surprised that Pyro finally acknowledged that the voices in his head do not exist.
I agree, the ability to access CZcams Shorts and TikTok to make slops shouldn't exist for this channel.
So a spice bag is crispy shredded chicken and chips covered in this salt and chili spice mix, and sometimes comes with onions, scallions, peppers etc. Just had a Spice Box, which is essentially the same thing but in a pizza box with added chcken wings, ribs and chicken balls and I currently feel like the scum of the earth (I will most definitely eat it again)
Fat
I split a spice box with my brother and man, they really give you a lot of food
They really do lmao, Im sitting here currently eating the remains of it as leftovers
This man single-handedly reversed all racial tensions between british people and irish people fr
I believe neither side should argue for both can be argued to be "interesting"
I'm so glad Pyro was able to get over his takeaway addiction.
That's impossible for a UK resident
Proud of pyro for talking about the tf2 mod incident again.
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Fempyro
What incident? That was a mass halucination.
“because you got bodied on siege and have 5 mins to kill” too true
"They're not weird" "chicken balls"
I really agree that the PyroLIVE channel shouldn’t exist too
No I need my daily slop. Not only for food but juicy internet drama that No one should care about
*rubs full belly* thanks for the slop, pyro. *burps* oink oink
Why?
@@ALIEN-DUDE I wasn't hugged enough as a child
F-ing hell💀
Pyro insulting the great meal of bangers and mash was not cool, absolutely incredible food
"but here we are" fucking got me i dont understand why
Still the most decent,affordable food you can find in London.
Scrumptious
Literally the least healthy food you can buy.
I want that Bionicle shirt so badly
I’m so happy pyro is finally talking about his whole CZcams career ❤❤❤
Slop
I like how pyro changes his titles every 2 hours after upload
i am so thankful of pyro for giving us daily sloppy toppies
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i love SLOP!!!😊
Daddy issues?
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MY DAILY DELICIOUS SLOOOPPPPP
oh joy!! a pile of slop!! ^_^
I'm British and honestly it tastes like junk food it's a bonding thing for families
bro why did u have to kill me with that siege line🤣🤣
6:20 🧐😲😯😵😦😫
pyro gone into a state of depression where he hates his own channel
Get over it pyro
I actually watch almost all of your slop bc I like how you make your content :)
What shouldn’t exist is the extra space in between “shouldn’t” and “exist”
Yes pyro you're right
Daily slop videos shouldn't exist
Whens the 32-Part Plants Vs Zombies video coming out Pyro?
a british friend of mine told me that they spent centuries building an empire for spices to never use them, but to sell them and make more money, which would explain why the food is "Mid" at best
As a British Person Chinese food is pretty good.
That's all I have to say.
Pov:people on twitter:American chinese food:🥘🍲🫔🍙
Uk chinese food:💩
Seems like takeaways are just food trucks but in buildings. With that said, we have restaurants that don't have dine in, just dine out, but we don't define them differently.
As an American, I’m happy to say that fish & chips is one of my favorite meals of all time. I have been trying to eat better lately so I haven’t had it as often as I used to, but it’s great when I do get the chance to have it 👍
I listen to your videos while working so I don't go insane while doing the same thing everyday. I pretty much do this for any video. I don't actually remember the last time I used my eyes for a youtube video. Also, when it comes to Chinese I generally don't care what it's like as long as it's not going to kill me on the spot. My Shaggy Rogers metabolism carries me through it.
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5:41 why is pyro showing his own tiktok?
THANK YOU PYRO FOR MY DAILY SLOP DOSAGE
This drama is the very literal definition of "Why do you gaf?"
YES MORE SLOP!
Localized Chinese food is slop but I agree it tastes great. Pick something nice and add fried rice and it's a decent afternoon. I don't know how they decided what's stereotypical for chinese people who don't know how to cook when starting a new life (the other option is laundromat so be thankful for the time). Twitter and TikTok are like the last people to learn something about the world and then just lose their minds because they've spent their entire life in the matrix
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I'm from New Zealand and I can confirm that we have stolen all of the UK's food. We love our Chip Butty's, and I have to thank all the proper Brit's for their super-slop recipes.
The fact that Pyro’s daily slop videos are less slop than British Chinese food says a lot
SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP
I literally only watch these videos so I can enjoy the abusive relationship between Pyro and his fanbase ❤❤
Love how the comments are never about the actual video, just trying to spite the britain man.
spice bag looks actually banger fr
Not gonna lie, Pyro's slop is best slop. He was right in describing about how I don't know why I watch his videos. It just gives off a sense of satisfaction that is unexplainable hopefully continues to do this.
No my slop is better. It's 4 layer slop
SLOP TIME 🛎️🛎️🛎️🔔🔔🔔
I can’t wait for another mass produced PyroLIVE video where he just rambles about some random thing he saw on tiktok or twitter then proceed to not actually talk about the main topic for 5 minutes straight.
Moral of this story: Spanish Chinese food is better than both of them
Americans trying to get offended by everything as much as possible.
pyro explaining British food to Americans is mad
Basically it's slop on slop in a Styrofoam box
as a UK citizen I love my weekly chinese friday slop with 0 vegetables
11:52 Wow Pyro I didn't know you had a food named after you!
More yummy slop 😋
Today’s unpleasant dose of the internet is discovering that Americans think we’re being racist when we say we’re “getting a chinese” as though we’re capturing an animal at the zoo. That says more about them than it does us.
ALMOST CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD WITH SIEGE... JESUS
its like doordashing into a food coma lads.
This channel still exists, pyro fell off