Because after all these years VR still hasn’t fixed that whole major movement problem: why am I still a paraplegic playing these games? I still have to use my hands in some way to walk or teleport? If you can’t fix that, it won’t be superior to keyboard based movement.
Absolutely agree with Pyro about how the presenter seems so uninterested. I don't even blame her as it's difficult to be excited about anything with this. I initially thought why not get somebody who is actually interested in video games to present it but then I realised nobody actually interested in video games is going to involve themselves with the meta quest.
the entire time i thought "this lady is ai generated" (even the smoke for the ghostbusters bit was clearly edited in), or just thought of the thing from a few months ago where mark zuckerberg goes around a shitty 3d house and theres a bottle of ketchup on the shelf or something
This is what happens when out of touch board execs produce a game announcement on market research data from only Facebook. Soulless. Corporate. Good looking, but not that good-looking of a presenter. Bad jokes and references to make the suits chuckle. It looks like it's more for out of touch investors than actual customers.
sums up all girlboss shit in the corporate sector, all those trophy HR and strategy exec feminists bragging about doing bare minimum on linkedin all while piggybacking off the efforts of the men who actually get shit done instead of whining about muh pay gap
@@aman.jain2011 If she was an “exec feminist”, she’d be trying to incorporate unnecessary jokes about men and women, and/or making stuff about gender for no reason. Also, this is Meta/Facebook, so I expect them to not even be human or have proper emotion.
She’s the executive producer at Oculus….I think she knows what she is talking about lol, the problem is that the content is garbage and impossible to get excited about.
Idk why they show how you look outside of the VR game. I wanna escape reality not be constantly reminded I'm dancing by myself in my dark room as everything crumbles around me.
Some people have better motion sickness resistance than others so they can handle stuff like that. I know this because when I was young I spun in circles constantly and very quickly I became immune to getting dizzy. Even now I can handle VR with no motion sickness when the rest of my family gets sick in like 30 second without a blinder.
I think they literally just picked the prettiest woman amongst themselves (meta corpos). My mum has experience in corpos and thats literally how presentations look like - soulless, motionless, in fact as an employee you don't even need to listen to them (just be present in the call) because no one cares. I felt like they did the same here
She's a facebook ad exec with an mba, she was moved to their vr division against her will. She regrets being a girlboss her whole life to end up being the face of niche segment of a dying company.
Games that I was really excited for wasn't even showcased, "we are one" had a cool concept but it was ignored and quietly released on the store, same with Battle Talent and Killer Frequency.
The thing with the quest is that while the hardware is exceptional, The game selection is abyssmal. Most game experiences (barring a few) are glorified iphone games sold for at least $40 a pop. If you want recommendations then bonelab and Amid evil are top picks.
the quest hardware is not exceptional, its literally a mobile chip and is supposed to run full scale VR games (something which is more graphically intense then flatscreen) hence why they look like shit mobile games. But as you highlighted the game selection of the quest is not that good and that is mostly due to its hardware limitations and while a lot of people point out that the switch is also limited in its hardware, its not lacking on games due to Nintendo carrying the weight of the first party exclusives.
The Quest performance is actually abyssmal. When the devs make the games for it and PC and PSVR at the same time they have to actively castrate the game or it will run like shit. Keep in mind also that the fps drops are absolutely more painful than the normal games and can lead to you actually feeling sick.
I don't know why I thought the type of presentation that was going to be shown were going to be PowerPoint presentation. This is what happens when you missed your daily intake of slop.
27:25 THANK YOU EDITOR, i think pyro forgets that these games wont look godly if you compare it to the likes of new PC games, like how we dont compare an Xbox 360 to current gen in terms of graphics because the tech just wasn't there at the time, so when games look good, pyro calls them shit for no reason
I wouldn't really say so, developing a VR game is a lot more resource intensive than a PC game so triple A studios have a big edge over indie on this part
@@shalvei_except for meta bought studios, there really isnt anyone big making games for vr. Valve makes one game in 20years, The grid racing game is one of the worst atrocities ever released and the new assassins creed by ubisoft looks like a flop. the rest of the vr market is indie developers
I burn CDs because I pirate PS1 and 2. And at least I KNOW what a CD is and I'm gen Z. It's still a thing, just not nearly as popular and sort of became irrelevant once you could download an infinite amount of music off the web.
As a VR user i love I expect you to die. It’s so fun to just screw around and a lot of the secrets are rather creative. There isn’t much to do once you have gotten everything but it’s extremely fun for the hours you’ll get out of it
I genuinely got so hyped for I Expect You To Die 3 For me it’s a series I’ve been following, and while it is just funny haha puzzles I love finding secrets and the game has decent story with great dramatic scenes, it doesn’t look good on the surface, and it takes a bit to get attached to the game, but I love it
Also IEYTD is arguably one of the msot fun games there. Yeah once you beat em all you can do is beat your times and look for achievements but the ame itself is really well done
It was already coming out for switch this month. Facebook didn't have anything to do with it, it was all SEGA. The first game was on Dreamcast with a special controller and the second game was on Wii using the Wiimote motion controls. The one on switch is the third game. This is just a port of the switch game for Meta VR.
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I've never seen anything sadder than Pyro not releasing Cruelity Squad Review
That's what uploading slop does to a man
not as sad as him not releasing shrek has swag 5
Give it 2 weeks at most
Another one who fell for the bait
Streaming has made him lazy lol
I love how Pyro's fans basically hijacked IGN's livestream chat
HOLY FUCK I JUST NOTICED💀💀 pyro has the nicest most mentally sane fan base
I thought it was Pyro's own chat at first 🤣
Slop
@Allison VP your the slop guy!!!
Oculus were the bleeding edge of VR in the early days and it's so disappointing to see FB turn into a shell of it's former self
That’s Facebook for ya 😂
Thats back when they actually let John Carmack do what he wanted, they had the father of FPS on their team and absolutely wasted him.
You mean "Shit Book"? Are you really suprised?
Strangled it in the cradle before it could grow
Because after all these years VR still hasn’t fixed that whole major movement problem: why am I still a paraplegic playing these games? I still have to use my hands in some way to walk or teleport? If you can’t fix that, it won’t be superior to keyboard based movement.
the funniest thing was the chat spamming lizard emojis to try and summon zuckerberg💀
I love how Pyro has so much internet brainrot that he heard "Beast boys" as "Based boys" and didn't question it for a minute
i cringed so hard at that whole slopshow lmao
he read Predator as Redditor ffs should we really be suprised???
@@justacheese34yearsago28 True
Absolutely agree with Pyro about how the presenter seems so uninterested. I don't even blame her as it's difficult to be excited about anything with this. I initially thought why not get somebody who is actually interested in video games to present it but then I realised nobody actually interested in video games is going to involve themselves with the meta quest.
the entire time i thought "this lady is ai generated" (even the smoke for the ghostbusters bit was clearly edited in), or just thought of the thing from a few months ago where mark zuckerberg goes around a shitty 3d house and theres a bottle of ketchup on the shelf or something
they probably didn't give the lady much to work with script wise.
All I use meta quest for is for PCVR games.
Script was written by AI aka Mark Zuckerberg
This is what happens when out of touch board execs produce a game announcement on market research data from only Facebook.
Soulless. Corporate. Good looking, but not that good-looking of a presenter. Bad jokes and references to make the suits chuckle.
It looks like it's more for out of touch investors than actual customers.
i like how the Ign chat became slowly more demented as more of pyro's viewers invaded the livestream
5:16 I'll admit, the deadpan way he said the people spamming "mommy" in chat need to get laid made me laugh uncontrollably for minutes.
Same, I wasn’t expecting that, and I was definitely caught off guard.
The woman doing this just gives off a feeling of 'I was paid to say whatever is on the teleprompter and have no idea what is going on'
sums up all girlboss shit in the corporate sector, all those trophy HR and strategy exec feminists bragging about doing bare minimum on linkedin all while piggybacking off the efforts of the men who actually get shit done instead of whining about muh pay gap
@@aman.jain2011 If she was an “exec feminist”, she’d be trying to incorporate unnecessary jokes about men and women, and/or making stuff about gender for no reason. Also, this is Meta/Facebook, so I expect them to not even be human or have proper emotion.
She’s the executive producer at Oculus….I think she knows what she is talking about lol, the problem is that the content is garbage and impossible to get excited about.
The "I expect you to die" game series is actually pretty damn fun. Plus they have banger opening songs :)
true
Shame they revealed their new game with this god awful presentation. 😔
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same its the only one that im interested in in that presentation, shame the trailer & quest graphics kinda sucked/held it back
i dont see whats wrong with quest graphics they look bad compared to big triple AAA games but i mean minecraft exists
Idk why they show how you look outside of the VR game. I wanna escape reality not be constantly reminded I'm dancing by myself in my dark room as everything crumbles around me.
It’s expected from out of touch marketers.
ermm... actually you cant use vr in the dark atleast not quest 2
@@zwitie3455 You serious? Is it because lack of illumination messes with how it tracks stuff?
@@Dr.Oofers it uses infrared cameras to track so ig you could play in darkness aslong as you have an infrared light
Surprised Pyro wasn't yanking one out over how inflated her eyes look
Wtf
I was not ready for a comment like this, like wtf
I was though
@@christopherlethe2997Chad
What the heeeeeeeeell
People in Nintendo Direct are speaking a different language and are somehow more convincing than this woman
Good work pyro, I always look forward to your daily slop that you upload around my bed time as it helps with my insomnia
this is the most wholesome comment I've ever seen under a pyrolive video
@@codyross7628 ….
I LOVE SLOP 🐽
Beeg yoshi
the ign dude just giving a glass door review in the middle of chat fucking killed me
I bet the stock value of meta dropped like an anchor after that presentation
It would've if anyone had seen it
They still have stock value?
Gotta love how Pyro's chat just totally hijacked the IGN stream's chat lol
I Apologise Pyro This Truly Is A Channel Of Art
Thanks For Your Apology I Forgive You
How the hell would an Attack on Titan VR game even work without being vomit inducing?
Some people have better motion sickness resistance than others so they can handle stuff like that. I know this because when I was young I spun in circles constantly and very quickly I became immune to getting dizzy. Even now I can handle VR with no motion sickness when the rest of my family gets sick in like 30 second without a blinder.
Really is just the epitome of "Great ideas, horrible executions"
The piggies have been fed, thank you Pyro
I LOVE SLOP 🐽
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🐷🐷🐷🐷
she was the most exiting thing through out the whole presentation lol
More like the largest snoozer source.
I forgot what this channel was called, so I just looked up "Pyrocynical slop channel" and it worked.
I think they literally just picked the prettiest woman amongst themselves (meta corpos). My mum has experience in corpos and thats literally how presentations look like - soulless, motionless, in fact as an employee you don't even need to listen to them (just be present in the call) because no one cares. I felt like they did the same here
According to linkedin she’s an ‘executive producer’ at oculus. So you’re probably on the money
She's a facebook ad exec with an mba, she was moved to their vr division against her will. She regrets being a girlboss her whole life to end up being the face of niche segment of a dying company.
the amount of vine boom-esque sounds in the presentation for the beatsaber knockoff is ridiculous
Just wanted to say you're the only sloptuber with good audio that I don't have to turn up to 100% just to be audible, thanks
So true though
The whole livestream chat of the presentation was saying the weirdest stuff throughout the entire video.
Games that I was really excited for wasn't even showcased, "we are one" had a cool concept but it was ignored and quietly released on the store, same with Battle Talent and Killer Frequency.
The thing with the quest is that while the hardware is exceptional, The game selection is abyssmal. Most game experiences (barring a few) are glorified iphone games sold for at least $40 a pop.
If you want recommendations then bonelab and Amid evil are top picks.
massive vouch for Bonelab
the quest hardware is not exceptional, its literally a mobile chip and is supposed to run full scale VR games (something which is more graphically intense then flatscreen) hence why they look like shit mobile games. But as you highlighted the game selection of the quest is not that good and that is mostly due to its hardware limitations and while a lot of people point out that the switch is also limited in its hardware, its not lacking on games due to Nintendo carrying the weight of the first party exclusives.
@@KawaiiRazorBlade yeah they look worse since youre really able to inspect all the imperfections up close
BnS nomad will be decent once mods are thoroughly implement. Also the walking dead game is pretty great even with the graphical downgrades.
The Quest performance is actually abyssmal. When the devs make the games for it and PC and PSVR at the same time they have to actively castrate the game or it will run like shit. Keep in mind also that the fps drops are absolutely more painful than the normal games and can lead to you actually feeling sick.
Unironically exited for “I Expect to Die 3” its a fun, short, escape room type game.
I don't know why I thought the type of presentation that was going to be shown were going to be PowerPoint presentation. This is what happens when you missed your daily intake of slop.
Thanks for the daily slop Pyro.
I LOVE SLOP 🐽
27:25 THANK YOU EDITOR, i think pyro forgets that these games wont look godly if you compare it to the likes of new PC games, like how we dont compare an Xbox 360 to current gen in terms of graphics because the tech just wasn't there at the time, so when games look good, pyro calls them shit for no reason
Don’t forget him mistaking “beast” for “based” because of the accent.
Pyro really can’t stop being cynical. It’s how he stays alive.
The things I’d do for postal 2 VR…
Keep in mind that VR gaming is almost entirely held up by indi studios
I wouldn't really say so, developing a VR game is a lot more resource intensive than a PC game so triple A studios have a big edge over indie on this part
@@shalvei_except for meta bought studios, there really isnt anyone big making games for vr. Valve makes one game in 20years, The grid racing game is one of the worst atrocities ever released and the new assassins creed by ubisoft looks like a flop. the rest of the vr market is indie developers
the chat spamming "mommy 😍" had me dying
"Your parents used to listen to music on a cd"
Come on Mr cynical, you've burned a couple of cd's, you're not that young.
I burn CDs because I pirate PS1 and 2. And at least I KNOW what a CD is and I'm gen Z. It's still a thing, just not nearly as popular and sort of became irrelevant once you could download an infinite amount of music off the web.
@@KrimsonKattYT as a gen z i burn music on cds still
The funniest part was Pyro mistaking the guys saying "beast" as "based" because of their accent
They're assuming those same parents immediately threw CDs in the bin once new stuff came along
i like how desperate they are, like two or three games announced back-to-back are by the same developers lmao
14:46 No way we got in an era that actually have to EXPLAIN what a CD is
We aren’t, they’re just that out of touch.
@@Dr.Oofers we are though. we are getting old :/
im 18 with young nieces and we all know what a CD is, as does everyone I know lmao
Can't wait for AI generated pyro slop I can view on the metaverse
Actually really excited for I expect you to die 3, the first 2 are amazing
This is a certified hood classic.
yo ahh is not pyro 😭💀
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The VR market really needs another Alyx if it wants to succeed. Change the meme to Meta Quest has no games at this point.
bonelab
@@xenom2.0 Meta Quest has 1 game
@@NashTheInsomniac worth it
Gotta love how after all this time we still call meta facebook lmao
Because Meta exists to cover up Facebook’s past. But it doesn’t work because Mark Zuckerborg and his people are still involved in running Meta.
Expecting games to run at 4k graphics with rtx in a toaster on your head.
This is a professionally made presentation, and this woman still presents about as well as your average school news program
The worst thing about that showcase was that mark didn't even appear in it
0/10 no Garten of Banban VR
pyro was starting to look sad halfway through like it was torture for him to watch this trash lmao
Dude the entire VR/AR/XR community watched it. We all knew about it.
Pyro single-handedly bumped up this presentations views by like 300%.
17:10 Finally, a matching game for pyro's tattoo.
That AOT game legit looked like an SFM animation shitpost
Pyro forgot about his tf2 mod presentation...
She's the executive producer. Presenting this isn't her job, so it makes sense that she's not that good at it.
I mean, all things considered, if there's a new vampire the masquerade game coming out, I'm hype
Playing VR games is so awesome, but it's these soulless lizard-men at Meta that don't present it in a way that's fun or interesting.
HL:Alyx definitely raised the bar too damn high
@@amspook
We may crap on Valve but good things usually happen when we let them cook
@@amspook That and the fact that most indie companies don’t have enough funding to make good looking games *and* lengthy experiences.
@@Dr.Oofers Even if they can make it, it will definitely take a long time
Like more than a decade
Black Mesa took 12 years to be released
You know a game is gonna be shit when they can’t even license the actual version of war pigs
As a VR user i love I expect you to die. It’s so fun to just screw around and a lot of the secrets are rather creative. There isn’t much to do once you have gotten everything but it’s extremely fun for the hours you’ll get out of it
Bro wheres the comas got confused at the first sentence
Pyro saying that Samba de Amigo is just the worse version of Beat Saber was definitely the worst presentation ever
I genuinely got so hyped for I Expect You To Die 3
For me it’s a series I’ve been following, and while it is just funny haha puzzles I love finding secrets and the game has decent story with great dramatic scenes, it doesn’t look good on the surface, and it takes a bit to get attached to the game, but I love it
I realize that as a vr player, I’ve likely just attached to what little we have. But again I like it
@@honeydrop1118 nah the game is actually fun and takes advantage of the hardware aswell as it being accessible for disabled people
"Who said mommy in the chat? You need to have sex right now!"
-Pyro 2023
to be fair, "I expect you to die" is good.
That Deepwoken defense kicked me in the balls
love your stuff pyro, wish you a nice day
Holy shit a nice commeny
Rare Wholesome Comment on a PyroLive Video 😮
You ain't getting into Pyro's boipussy 😫
first ever recorded nice comment on pyrolive channel
It's slop
Somebody tell pyrocynical about the recent pedophile incident in the spongebob ai discord it would make a crazy video
That happened?
if you always have zero expectations for everything in life you will never be disappointed, the last game is a perfect example of that
They said the dinosaurs were extinct, but this Presentation was done by a Bronto by a company run by a robot.
Dude this is like one of those airline pre flight videos
Bro, if Samba De Amigo comes to psvr2 I gotta grab it.
With presentations like this I'm glad I don't have a quest
I heard that Zuck saw the presentation and complained that she was over-emoting.
You had promised us Cruelty Squad will be uploaded last month
1 hour of video was corrupted
12:07 most truest thing Niall has said.
Of course Pyro thinks the VR Game with the Giant Egyptian Goddess is gonna be good.
Imagine spending almost a grand on Meta VR gear to play what are basically phone games.
the meta quest chat gotta be full of bots no way guy said ima pre-order...
Also IEYTD is arguably one of the msot fun games there. Yeah once you beat em all you can do is beat your times and look for achievements but the ame itself is really well done
I just could not stop laughing at the chat just spamming "MOMMY 😩 MOMMY 😩 MOMMY 😩 MOMMY 😩"
The crazy thing is, Pyro's reaction video has more views than the official and the livestream on IGN 😂
I love the Fake Black Sabbath in the middle of the Trailer at 22:59
Most emotive Meta employee
All jokes aside the mech and dungeon crawler games looked really cool
Good to see Pyro admit that his apology presentation was indeed terrible.
Watching this live and then invading the IGN chat was fun... I mean I LOVE SLOPPY SLOP
this is how you know he's down bad for content
WHEN TF IS THE CRUELTY SQUAD VIDEO I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
Stomedy is first on the waiting list to fight the giant Egypt woman
Meta wants to be 20years futuristic from now but stock in2010
They murdered Samba De Amigo for this?!
Samba De Amigo is a really good classic game, Facebook just had to ruin it
It was already coming out for switch this month. Facebook didn't have anything to do with it, it was all SEGA. The first game was on Dreamcast with a special controller and the second game was on Wii using the Wiimote motion controls. The one on switch is the third game. This is just a port of the switch game for Meta VR.
Pyro saying all the games look ass like they're going to have a built in 4080 into a portable vr headset
16:09 genuinely looks like a mobile game
Truly the Presentation of all time, im so at the and the with the, truly excited for the next innovation.
Chat member accidentally times the "OOF" at 11:14 perfectly
16:14 Love how this trailer is obviously cgi and yet this zombie's falling animation with the dog is so bad
Pyro has become an apex redditor.
For that mech game they didn’t say based they said base from what I can tell the city is built on a kinda tower so base means the bottom level