Saddest Story In Years
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- čas přidán 25. 03. 2023
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Nothing can be sadder than having to wait for Petscop 2.
It's never happening
Your comments are meaningless, just like mine.
Fat cry 2>
We truly need a utopia 2 but this time it's 16 hours long
First petscop video i was thirteen now im still thirteen maybe i need some help
Pyro being too scared to play FNAF is truly the saddest thing I've ever seen. I cried more over this then my father's own funeral.
Can't cry for something you didn't have now can you
And saying that 90% of the game is jumpscares lmao.
Sad and bad
@VEXAGE EDITS Cmon, we all know by now that pyro fans don't have father figures.
@@shittyytaccount3287 it's not his fault his dad is in jail
its so sad he cant play your favourite game you fr gotta be an autist or furry
Chibi's singing at 42:20 is angelic, letting him cook was the best thing Pyro's done in a while
the video has been out for 18 minutes did bro watch on 3x speed
@@bruhsky9134 I watch pyros streams and his reuploads of his streams to give him double the amount of money
@@bruhsky9134 nah seen the video he's reacting to before LMAO
how did you know the timestamp in pyros video though...
Honestly he would have been fine if he'd just hummed the tune instead, it's just that he really went the full nine yards 😂
"woman goes in le dark room, le quiet."
Our poor sweet Pyro's brain is legitimately mangled.
good on Pyro for not saying "L Autism", really showing support to us Autistic viewers
thank god tbh its so tiring to hear that constantly from other people
@@yoyleb1711 L Autism
I'm guessing "W autism" is any better?
L autism bozo
L Autism
Pyro thristing over that violet ghost is truly the saddest thing I've seen in years
Eh i seen worse
Bro he was so quick
@Sukhu Bgmi nobody cares ☕☕
@Sukhu Bgmi I, certainly, don't give a shit
him saying he was checking for his girlfriend definitely made me pity him less for all the insults his chat hurls at him lmao
Pyro not understanding the Sneed is somehow too fucking funny for me to not laugh. Truly the knowledge ever.
Definitely a moment of all time.
@@HelloHelloe Nah, I'm pretty sure he's XQC levels of naivety.
the lad definitely browse /tv/
>kino
>janitor
>sneed
Sneed
Isn't that the thing from the lorax
Best Speedrun I ever witnessed was Moistcritikal gaining the record on Mr. Krabs overdoses on ketamine
real
I love you
It’s weird what random, obscure clips just stay as that embarrassing memory you had and what blow up into insane levels of popularity and make someone completely unknown an Internet household name/meme overnight.
There’s no reason Chibi should have had this level of infamy and trolls chasing him, even if he did a lil oopsie with cheating, but because he was on that one couch watching that one stream, now millions of people know about him… and have proceeded to have his life hell in the process.
Isn’t the Internet a beautiful thing?
There was a lot more things that made him a target. He was a big lol cow especially if you check Metokur's videos
@@compatriot852 Yes, but why did he become a lolcow in the first place?
There’s always that one thing that puts them on the map as someone to make fun of, and without the initial stream, Chibi wouldn’t be in the radar of someone like Metokur to take the piss out of in the first place.
@@Longshanks1690 Because autism. Autism can breed very potent lolcow material, especially if it affects someone's ability to handle social situations and emotional/stress-based stimuli.
@@asimplekoala6687 That’s… horrific.
Pyro reacting to a guy reacting to his video that’s just a reaction to another video is a true internet moment
live by the sword, die by the sword
in other words no honor amongst thieves, right?
I have aspergers, that one guy that said “it’s not that grave” kind of rubs me the wrong way. I’m not saying my case is grave, but I definitely wouldn’t say it’s easy. Being in public and making friends are genuinely hard for me. Really, it’s different for everyone.
fr, it's called a spectrum for a reason , everyone is affected differently. Me and my brother have autism and we're opposites.For example I find it extremely hard socializing but I don't have issues with learning stuff on the other hand he's a lot more social but struggles with learning.
Love being autistic
Exactly how is it hard? Do you have problems talking with people? I'm not being judgy I'm just curious
@@umairashraf5167 honestly, it’d be a lot to explain, it’s something that I have a hard time summarizing concisely, unless you’re fine with a rambly post of course lol.
@@-Blueness- I don't mind ☺️
Im so sad that your dad got out of prison when you were making Petscop 2 and had to erase the entire file, truly one of the moments in history.
"Modern society and its humor" by Theodore John kaczynski.
Chapter 1. Pyrocynical comment sections
@@StanleyNumber427 so guys we did it, we reached modern humour
Funniest pyrocynical viewer
funniest pyro commenter ever
@@spizun stole my comment before i even replied. wow
Congrats to Pyro on releasing his autobiography!
what, a funny joke. This cannot be the pyrocynical comment section.
When I’m in an unfunny challenge and my opponent is pyrocynicals comment section
nah this one is good lmfao
yo wtfs going on with your name 💀
@@EpicGCM let him cook!!
Pyros dad being put in prison truly is the saddest event ever. My condolences to your lost childhood.
😁😁😁😁
rip pyro's dad
sometimes I wonder what's pyros dad reaction to all this
Dead Joke.
based comment
You know when it's an hour long it's serious
Nvm bro this guy was just reacting to the whole thing 💀
The saddest pyrocynical video indeed
Peshcop
This isn’t sadder than Pyro’s main upload schedule.
Sadly yea.......
5:15 you can see here his speedrunning skills translated so well into real life that he throw cancelled his chair, what an icon.
Pyro being too scared of FNAF is actually a little surprising
The man cannot handle jump scares he takes his headphones off and starts panicking anytime he suspects one coming up
Why is it surprising tho? Pyro gets jumpscared easily from what I know
@@rygriff4688 hes played cry of fear, which is infinitely more scary than fnaf lol
@@colonelthreenium5860 I think cuz fnaf reminds him of his past
What past?
Hearing pyro randomly say "define brother" made me laugh so fucking hard ive been turned into a sleeper agent
I agree, Pyro talking about his love for "Big" things truly is the saddest news ever told, I cried a lot.
Fr fr
18:34 glad to see pyro letting out his true self
The guy that did the investigation, Malleo, is actually a really cool speedrunner who makes TASs of the game
I'm so excited for that fear and hunger video, that game deserves far more coverage.
17:46
God, I remember this part of the stream. I tuned in late because of some work, real tired and listening to Pyro lusting over ghost boobs. When he switched to dog cam, I was too disinterested and looked over to chat only to see one guy post "lumpy space princess" in response to Pyro's horny episode. For some reason, that one line fucking broke me. I was really sleep deprived so that might be taken into account. But just seeing the similarities between ghost lady and LLP from adventure time made me fucking laugh into tears. Pyro lusting over the lumpy space princess looking ahhh. Why is that so funny? It's not...
It’s comedy gold
Poor Chibi, he cheated in a speedrun and wasn't even able to get support from fans to attack anyone who was against him like Dream did. So sad smh.
Trolling can be fun, but a lot of these trolls when it comes to people like this, they usually take it way too far where it's to the point that its harassment.
To them harassment is “trolling”.
18:34 truly a pyro moment of all time
3:58 I love how supportive his parents are, my god
Pyro uploading is the saddest story in years
The "I'm accusing you of cheating" guy is an absolute gigachad
Do you still believe that even after he doxxed the guy?
He DOES know in fnaf you only get jumpscared when you lose, right? That's not "the game", that's just the punishment for failure. I don't think punishments are 90% of any game.
Its 90% if you are terrible at the game.
Conclusion: Pyrocynical never made it out of night 2
Bub went thru with my idea of reacting to react streamers. Good for him.
As for the time it takes to actually speedrun, here's an example of how long it can take: Goldeneye 64 has a lot of short levels. Sometimes, even top runners have to play 100s of hours of a 2min mission just to save 1 second of it. I can't imagine how long it would take for a normal person to even get close to that.
"can play for thousands of hours and never get better" overwatch community summed up perfectly
The saddest thing was not the speedrunner but the look on Pyro's dawg man...
I love the shade Bub threw to Pyro there ngl
I love how pyro has kept the exact same description in each video asking if we've played the story mode in angry birds 😂
Pyro always has the best mald reacts lmao he just starts taking all the shots
Theres a fine line between harassment and trolling. Calling somebody's grieving mother, just to stress them out even more, is harassment. Then to pile onto it by sending unpaid for pizza to their house is absolutely despicable. All that, because he cheated. I dont understand how so many people think thats an ok thing to do.
I knew immediately who it is when you started describing the speedrunner.
Poor Chibi just can't catch a break.
*I liked that jump!*
Pyro choosing to continue uploading is truly the saddest story in years
Pyro reacting to Bub reacting to Pyro reacting to Sunnyv2 is peak content
As an Australian, we do not claim bub games
Worlds saddest speedrunner is definitely a title thats been fought hard for and Chibi has done all he can to earn it
This story was so sad that I cried so hard to the point i'm sightless, and now I'll never have to watch another pyro vid. Thanks!
I love how one of the first things I read in the chat is: "fry him" when the dog cam happens. Perfect representation of pyrocyinical stream chat.
you can tell theres an adderall shortage due to how many times pyro lost focus
I yearn for the day Pyro starts making original content again.
We all know you have a Dark Energy Moon collar, Pyro.
YOU FINALLY GOT THE VIDEO LINK CORRECT IN THE DESCRIPTION, GOOD JOB
2:52 jumpscares are only 90% of the game if ur bad lol
Man the trolls in this situation is one of the most pathetic things I've seen this week
The saddest story in years is having pyro not make a new video in 5 months
9:41 "why does he look the exact same in every video, he looks the same at 14 and 45" pyro unintentionally describes himself.
You'd be in such a zone and then a mistake would completely drop the floor from under you
Sad to see how much Pyro's dad fell off in the speedrunning scene.
Pyro literally missing the intro where Magic called Chibi Shaggy then says "he looks like shaggy". Very nice Pyro
"nothing good has come from Australia" says the SunnyV2 reposter
the amazing crossover between Pyro and Simply was Godly to see his reaction to Simply's former record
Not only is Pyro coping by saying Critikal copied him, he is also now stealing from PewDiePie. Truly the saddest news of All Time
Pyro having a different audio level every new video, love it.
Bro can hit them notes
Glad MagicMush is getting recognition, his vids are bangers 🙂
Pyro is the best at speedrunning total humiliation.
the bub impression killed me dawg
So glad magicmush is getting the attention he deserves, the dude makes such great vids
Pyro simping over a papermario character was the saddest part of this video.
That's cute, how pyro's editor thinks 176 hours of gamplay is ""a lot""
Pyro's main channel getting zero uploads in 5 monts just like PS5 has zero games is truly, the saddest story in years
i really dont think the funeral service was anything bad. just wholesome
If Chibi is the saddest speedrunner then Cosmo/Narcissa Wright is 7th layer of hell saddest.
Cool seeing Bub name the appearance, found him organically and it's neat seeing the interactions hahah
I am sorry that happened to you, Pyro.
I can't beleive pyro sang a song live on stream, this is truly heart breaking
18:34 LOL. I was literally eating and got to the point where I didn't know if I'm going to just swallow it or throw up
I'd argue that it depends on the game, like with things like hotline miami or dishonored (especially the first) you definitely get better the more you play, especially regarding the parkour and magic you can use in dark souls
It is so sad that Pyro is now joining his father in prison.
Its so sad pyro's art commission got canceled 😔
Madame Flurrie. If memory serves, her main attack is a body slam, so yeah. Nintendo knows.
The story of Pyrocynical truly was the saddest in years
Man pyro’s right like the two biggest games to come out recently have just been remakes
35:27
This brings back memories of Ghost's cluster calls in Radio Graffiti. A fantastic mental display of what it's like looking into the mind of the internet as a whole.
"THIS IS INTERNET HELL!" - Ghost
The paper Mario double jump skipped 3 chapters out of 8. It saves a lot of time. I believe on the Japanese version you can do a glitch in the main town to get an item you’re supposed to get at the start of chapter 7, so it’s 6 chapters skipped if I remember correctly. That’s a ton of time if you think about the cutscenes and fights and stuff
I’m so glad MagicMush’s videos are getting noticed. His content is amazing
Pyro finding out that a Paper Mario character has big tits was not what I expected to see this year.
I like how Pyro and I went “Aww come on” at 29:41 at the same time. Like, that's seriously messed up
Nothing can be sadder than waiting four years for a new video.
As someone who has been playing Siege for 5 years, I'm surprised Pyro was able to stomach playing Ranked.
Just started playing it after a 3 year gap. Don't really like what they did to it. But my friends force me to play it and goddamn the brain dead aspect of ranked is people who do nothing but stare at their crosshair. Most sweaty xbox players have a plug in to play mouse and keyboard the rest of the sweats just stick the kunai person's barriers up in specific areas and wait for a single pixel peak to change colour like pyro said.
@@ShuTheIdiot I haven't played in siege in a few months but I don't like what they've been doing recently either. But I never play ranked, I stick to quick play so I can actually have fun.
The Bublive part of the stream was the funniest shit 😂
the hardest part is learning these cool ass glitches
Pyro seeing Flurrie and immediately goes awooga has got to be the highlight of the video
Its truly one of the stories of all time
Good to see MagicMush getting some recognition
I'm so happy that you are gonna do a video about Fear and Hunger
This is why you never cheat in the speedrun community. Those sweats will tear you a new asshole if they even find 1 frame looking sus.
Pyro making a video about when he was born, how courageous
2k hours in TF2. Still cannot hit my shots 😔
when he went "please don't sing" he deadass sounded like old man Colossal
Imagine, you get doxxed and your family gets told you’re a predator… Over PAPER MARIO!