Sort of a stand-alone video between Halo Reach and Halo 4. Well, IF Halo 4 has the awesome hidden dialogue like the other Halo games do. Guess we can hope.
Nick Watson really now? So explain how they got the voices pretty much perfect. Bungie likes to add in goofy stuff to their games, that was the whole fucking point of the IWOBYD skull, for lines like this, I've even heard some of these
Halo 3. 2 grunts running at me. I killed one. The other looked at the body and screamed, "You killed my best friend!". He then chucked 2 granades at me, turned and ran. Before they even landed as he's running away he shouted, "Feet, don't fail me now!". I let him live and held a short vigil over his fallen comrade.
Rouge Spartans have been a thing, and when you craft a high powdered killing machine put in top of the line armor you're going to want a contingency plan. So yeah for ONI.
I love how this is actually canon - grunts are enslaved into the covenant as a species, and are weaned as fast as possible to be used as cannon fodder.
5:49 I can't believe someone actually put time out of their day to program a brute to have a small chance to look over at another character, jump, and scream out of fear as a simple little gag, knowing that a vast majority of people will never see it.
Alpha Echo Master chief : Sees scarab *In Head * "Well glad I'm catheterised" Arbiter : "(WRETCHES) (GAGS) UGH CHIEF GET A SELF WIPER OR- OR SOMETHING ITS HORRIBLE!!!"
I was playing rats nest during my MCC legendary run through and I was hiding from the brutes where you fight your first all brute fight. and I hear one of them say "Find the DEMON.... and no inappropriate touching"
Pyro Mania well, the canon reason grunts specifically are canon fodder is because they can breed really fast, and be trained at a young age, so what you said isn’t really wrong. Oh god, someone probably looked up grunts on rule34 due to this comment thread.
I got one from that skull when I killed a brute another one next to him yelled "He was my LOVER!". Also had a marine kick a grunt and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!"
I once heard a Sergeant Marine say "Get up there and flush em out!" and another Marine said "Sir,Yes,Sir!" and the Marine actually went into the area to wipe out some flood units.I never knew Marines are programmed to follow orders from Sergeants.
***** But the ViDoc says they added a feature to the AI where they follow commands from one another, it's particularly noticeable when a group of them throw grenades after the leader does. But there's a bunch of moment-to-moment commands they say to one another during combat if you pay attention to them.
4:33 What He Means Is The Methane Gas They Breathe And A Food Container They Call The "Nipple" Which Contains High Nutrient Low Taste Food For All Grunts, This Is Proven In A Passage From The Halo Lore Novel/Comic "Harvest"
In halo 3, i heard an elite say "don't make me kiss you in front of everybody", and a marine said (on the ark) "If we survive, let's get some icecream!"
I have only heard this one time in Halo 3, in Crow's Nest, campaign....a grunt yells "It's the Arbitor! The prissy one with the hand-me-down armor!" I haven't heard it since and I don't know how to trigger it.
In Halo 3 I was playing campaign and slaughtered a room of enemies real quick like and thought I heard one of the AI marines say: “I wonder if aliens have health insurance.”
Oni is a very high class demon, they've been featured in many episodes of tv shows, but when you put in perspective that the covenant knew about ONI and that the Spartans are agents of ONI. It makes sense they would call the chief a demon as he was one of the strongest spartan's
+Kevin Sarmiento Gas refers to methane gas that grunts breathe. Saying that his kids suffocate because they cant afford to breathe. Nipple refers to grunts eating- they do not eat solid food, they have creatures that produce food for them, which they eat by sucking on the creature's nipples. So saying they cant nipple means that they starve.
Nah, those are different. It's more like pigs, where the Mother pig has like eight nipples or something to feed all the piglets... except either it's a separate species or they just have some Grunts whose job it is to be a wet-nurse for a fuckload of baby Grunts.
U forgot the second mission line in which a marine needs ammo and the door is locked and the conversation between him and the one inside is quite funny😂😂😂
Did one of the marines just break the 4th wall ? And did that elite just rap ? And I shit myself with the death cry 5:11 that shit should become a viral meme😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!
One that actually got me is on Halo 3 when I hit an Elite and he said "Is this because of Reach?"
***** no he directly referenced reach. Maybe he apologized for reach but either way.
I heard what the first comment in this conversation said.
Is this because of me makes no sense
***** He may have served during that time.
***** it is reach lol search it up elite says is this because of reach
I feel like bungie just let the voice actors record whatever they felt like
Nick Watson really now? So explain how they got the voices pretty much perfect. Bungie likes to add in goofy stuff to their games, that was the whole fucking point of the IWOBYD skull, for lines like this, I've even heard some of these
+l Nobinus l so what if it's ten years old you never no just saying
+l Nobinus l bro chill
+l Nobinus l bro and simple mined what are you a scientist
+l Nobinus l well I don't care
Halo 3. 2 grunts running at me. I killed one. The other looked at the body and screamed, "You killed my best friend!". He then chucked 2 granades at me, turned and ran. Before they even landed as he's running away he shouted, "Feet, don't fail me now!". I let him live and held a short vigil over his fallen comrade.
Oh my goodness I dying of laughter
I'm crying...
I had this 2 lol just played halo 2 And 3 again
I remember that. Also heard a marine say "I picked a good day to quit smoking" sarcastically.
Halo 3 was the best for funny pnes i once killed a brute to have another run into the room and scream he was my lover
There was a training simulation for killing Spartans?
Smells like ONI.
And fish.
But mostly ONI.
I wouldn't put it past them
Rouge Spartans have been a thing, and when you craft a high powdered killing machine put in top of the line armor you're going to want a contingency plan. So yeah for ONI.
ONI
CHAN~~ DAISUKE~~ !!
Sounds like something those fuckers would do. Raise your hand if you hate the Office of Naval "Intelligence".
@@justaspookydude47 *Raises hand*
Because of YOU Arbiter, MY kids can't get enough gas. OR NIPPLE! How does that make you feeeel?
my favorite part
lol ikr
The Arbiter is so heartless, doesn't he know the kids need the nipple?
+Halo Watcher yep
+Halo Watcher lmao. think about the children 😢😂
Marine 1: awww maan... cheifs dead!
Marine 2: don't you hate when that happens?
- actual gameplay audio
I can relate to sandwich marine and her never-ending quest for sandwiches.
arbington soldiers
Sandvich!
Sandwich marin best waifu.
Make ME a sandwich!
Halo 2 Elite
She must be related to heavy from TF2!
I had a grunt shoot me, miss, then scream "IM ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS"
"BECAUSE OF YOU ARBITER MY KIDS DONT GET ENOUGH NIPPLE HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEEL"
And gas😂😂
*You choose to make the Arbiter feel bad, he will remember that*
I love how this is actually canon - grunts are enslaved into the covenant as a species, and are weaned as fast as possible to be used as cannon fodder.
Dryocampa, Grunts literally are fed on the ships via food nipple things
halo.fandom.com/wiki/Food_Nipple
4:28
Looked so sad after the female marine said she didn't date giant armored killing machines.
2:38
lol yes
and then they fucked
It's at 2:49
Are you commander shepherd
5:49 I can't believe someone actually put time out of their day to program a brute to have a small chance to look over at another character, jump, and scream out of fear as a simple little gag, knowing that a vast majority of people will never see it.
I like how arbiter is just vibing there, minding his business
"shooting friendlies... isn't friendly, is it?"
*takes a rocket to the face*
While I was playing on ONI sword base I looked at a marine and he said:
"How do you go to the bathroom in those things?"
I was playing on exodus, and a brute bitchslapped a marine and he said "wow this camo must really work!"
Ghost According to the novel's, Spartans are catheterised.
Alpha Echo Master chief : Sees scarab
*In Head * "Well glad I'm catheterised"
Arbiter : "(WRETCHES) (GAGS) UGH CHIEF GET A SELF WIPER OR- OR SOMETHING ITS HORRIBLE!!!"
mAgIc
Halo CE
*Marine kills a grunt*
"Hey look, this seems like your sister"
"i dont date giant, armored killing machines, sorry" *sad violin*
(sad violin intensifies)
Logan Domingo That's because it's Aisha Tyler, she did the trailer for multiplayer.
Scranner Boi I'm pretty sure Noble 6 had that same look on his face as your profile pic.
Once I was playing rats nest in halo 3 and when I killed a brute I heard another one say “but he was my lover”
Swagadellic Gangsta heard that one too
Isn’t it crows nest
@@Max-of7ci yea Crow's nest
That's pretty gay
I gpt this 2 but a diff mission
In halo 2 while playing as the arbiter I walked up to a cowering grunt, it stopped cowering, looked up at me and said "chocolate"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Chocolate...chocolate! CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!!!
D'aww xD Halo 2 has some really funny lines. Once a Marine was shooting at some Elites and said:
"Hey! I'm wearing your mom's bra."
I need to hear that for myself, I’d die laughing
My favorite line: "You have some brains...on your face."
That red elite is hilarious!
And then he looks around like 'wtf?' *suddenly, trollface*
Mine is "hey, didn't I get you this for Christmas?"
Don't make me TEABAG YOU. Random guy
Ding dong the demon is dead reminds me of (well ding dong everybody another witch is dead Ding dong russudun ding another witch is dead)
Bronys unite I hate bronies.
I was playing rats nest during my MCC legendary run through and I was hiding from the brutes where you fight your first all brute fight. and I hear one of them say "Find the DEMON.... and no inappropriate touching"
TheNamesBasic what.....the......fuck
I had the same thing happen to me
well then at least we know what grunts like to do
Pyro Mania well, the canon reason grunts specifically are canon fodder is because they can breed really fast, and be trained at a young age, so what you said isn’t really wrong. Oh god, someone probably looked up grunts on rule34 due to this comment thread.
pls don't say something involving grunts reproducing fast and touching the chief definitely some rule34 shit going down
"Did you really... mean to suck?" "You have GOT to be suckin' on purpose" I refuse to believe this was not planned. I refuse.
These things go boom boom!
Seven years later - “ohhh, what’s this”?
TreyTrey22 honestly wtf
art,
It's art
Sweet sweet nostalgia, can't believe I found this again.
NOSTALGIAAAA!!
WELL SHIIIITT!!!
I just wanna imagine elites doing everyday things, like brushing their teeth, pouring cereal, waking up the kids for school, and so on
Don’t forget celebrating Christmas (I know you commented a year ago but hey, here we are)
Spethman Jones “hey honey how was work?” “Just the usual, shot some incompetent grunts”
-sets down briefcase
-kicks back on the couch to some “Covenant: Today” news
kcin1523 my only question is
How the hell do they eat with their mouth like that?
Do they just pour shit down their throats?
Jay SpitsFire they are masters of eating corn on the cob
To everyone thinking these are fake lines. If you put the IWHBYD skull on, all AI will say different lines which are usually really funny and random.
Is that what that skull does?
Wyatt Richardson yeah most of the funny sound files from this video only appear when you have the IWHBYD skull on
i got the BAM skull imploded and the im gonna write you up through that.
Sebastian Rielo
I'm sorry that sentence made no sense at all...?
I got one from that skull when I killed a brute another one next to him yelled "He was my LOVER!". Also had a marine kick a grunt and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!"
HE WAS BREATHING JUST FINE
THrouGH tHe HoLe iN HiS FAsE
I was scrolling down in the comment section and then heard this the very instant I read this! 😆
Anybody get the ODST on the mongoose where he drives beside you and says “Beep, Beep, it’s me”. Lol
Hawaiian 11B 2019 and halo is still relevant
I recently did, and about peed myself laughing.
I once killed a marine in Halo 3, and then the other marine cried "He was my friend."
Firzen_101 That's messed up
Firzen_101 grunts do that too
+Straight Busta Apparently, they had some time to get to know one another. XD
R/thathappened
I caught that line in my newest video :) although he was saying it about another marine
I once heard a Sergeant Marine say "Get up there and flush em out!" and another Marine said "Sir,Yes,Sir!" and the Marine actually went into the area to wipe out some flood units.I never knew Marines are programmed to follow orders from Sergeants.
Do brutes command troops to do stuff?
Look at the "Et tu Brute?" ViDoc for Halo 3, I think at one point a dev mentions AI working that way.
+ml12 Good point
***** But the ViDoc says they added a feature to the AI where they follow commands from one another, it's particularly noticeable when a group of them throw grenades after the leader does.
But there's a bunch of moment-to-moment commands they say to one another during combat if you pay attention to them.
+slvrcobra1337 Indeed! I noticed alot.Once I heard a brute say "Use you're grenades!" and his grunts started throwing plasma grenades!
I swear one time I heard a grunt say
“Boy I could really go for a cheese-“ and then I broke his head.
If only you let him finish
Marine: I don’t generally date giant, armored, killing machines. sorry
Him: :’(
Me: :’(
*I don't generally date giant-armored killing machine, sorry*
No wonder why Six was a lone wolf that Cortana chose him to be his escort.
So, is it now Canon that (ignoring the fact that he's evil) Lana would not date Barry?
JAYRODD C at least he does doing what he loved
Good one
@@JAYRODDC117 read this while she said it
RAMPAGGGGGEEEEE
I love the fact that the elites sometimes go "Brrb...brrb...brrb!"
Fire Fox It’s like a baby making random adorable noises.
“Enough Dude Brrrb Brrrb Brrrb”
that one fucking killed me xD
Dude I’m tearing up from the laughter 😂
"Cmon let me in"
"Whats the password?"
"What password?"
"How do i know you arent a brute?"
"Im not a brute let me in!"
"Whats the password?"
password
Those were from the rvb voice actors
Funniest one I've heard from a Grunt "he's here! He's really here! I thought he was just a part of the scenery, but he's really here!"
Erm?...change your underpants thats got to be jonathan ross the chat show host
Christolclear101 from Halo: Combat Evolved.
"Can I get partial credit for that one?"
LOL, my entire academic life.
**Jorge puts down machine gun**
Female marine: "you gotta sandwich in there?"
4:33 What He Means Is The Methane Gas They Breathe And A Food Container They Call The "Nipple" Which Contains High Nutrient Low Taste Food For All Grunts, This Is Proven In A Passage From The Halo Lore Novel/Comic "Harvest"
We also see it in that one animated short of Red vs Blue
Yeah but still, when out of context it is perfect.
NEEERRRDDD!!!!
And his kids don't get enought, how does that make you feeeeeeeeeeeel!
4:28
In halo 3, i heard an elite say "don't make me kiss you in front of everybody", and a marine said (on the ark) "If we survive, let's get some icecream!"
*ENOUGH* , DUDE.
BRRB...BRRB...BRRB...
I'm trying new contacts. Now _stop dripping!_
You have some brains. On your face.
3:27 this is such a Red vs Blue moment lol
3:17 I feel that Elite getting that Cannon!
Enough dude...brrrb...brrrb...brrrb...
I have only heard this one time in Halo 3, in Crow's Nest, campaign....a grunt yells "It's the Arbitor! The prissy one with the hand-me-down armor!" I haven't heard it since and I don't know how to trigger it.
"Aaaah you scared me!"
My sides, they Hurt
Help me
Brute when you kill another Brute: “He was my lover!”
Enough dude brrb brrb brrb i died at that part XD
is it bad I found it adorable
i dunt git et
Crimson Jace 2:50
Jake Mitchell n
Krazy Sickgestions No it's not bad i find it adorable too :D
i love the Brute that said "aahhh! you scared me!" lol
5:12: My reaction when someone sneaks up on me.
“Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?”
I like that they actually reference the lore of the grunt nipple
What is the lore of the grunt nipple?
@@cherryheights you just don't wanna know
@@HeadXxBangerx Now I wanna know
@@MrFlargas Last person who said that is now in a madhouse
Reference? I am pretty sure it was a running gag since ce and they just added some lore to it. Halo is not a book series.
wtf "Because of you arbiter, my kids can't get enough gas. OR NIPPLE! How does that make you feeeel
im dead laughing
Grunts breathe methane gas and feed off of food nipples
Fire Starter, funny seeing you here!
Legendary Spyro Not a single clue as to who you are :v
wow thanks for 50 likes
"Ding dong, the Demon is dead!" Was actually pretty awesome imo lol
In Halo 3 I was playing campaign and slaughtered a room of enemies real quick like and thought I heard one of the AI marines say:
“I wonder if aliens have health insurance.”
props to that grunt whose killed thousands of humans, like... give that grunt a promotion!
LegendaryWarrior if chief wouldn't killed him human race would be dead in a day
YapYap the destroyer
@@MoonlitInfinite yaPYap tHE DesTroYEr***
Thus yapyap was born
2:49 Red Elite: ENOUGH, DUDE. Brrb Brrb Brrb
bungie had more humor than 343 industries
The halo 5 dialogue is actually the best part of the game for me
@@fericas3237 yeah, that was good
@@fericas3237 dont act like u did not have fun playing the multiplayer
At least Bungie allowed me to live.
Nice like count
"Shooting friendlies, isn't friendly, is it?"
"BOOM"
"AHH!"
It's nice to know that elites celebrate Christmas in this game
I got a marine to say "A GHOST INBOUND, and it's not even Halloween." LOL
Jason Ponce he meant the Covenant ghost
thatsthejoke.png
The covenant call Chief a Demon
ONI/Oni means Demon in Japanese (or something like that)
I believe you're thinking of Momo
An Oni is a type of demon I believe in Japanese folklore
Oni is a very high class demon, they've been featured in many episodes of tv shows, but when you put in perspective that the covenant knew about ONI and that the Spartans are agents of ONI. It makes sense they would call the chief a demon as he was one of the strongest spartan's
Oni chan
@@frankiegarza968 are you implying Elites are weebs?
2:50 funniest thing I have ever heard XD
"Y'know, there's an even weirder looking guy over there"
My exact thoughts whenever a toddler stares at me.
"Brrb brrrb brrrb" That sounds so cute. ^^
it really does. it sounds like a baby elites first words
that elite line is funny
Daniel Lee Willis WTF?
Way to ruin the comment daniel... Also sounded like the elite was purring xD lol
Hey it's true. But they're honorable creatures if your gun runs out of ammo they'll just punch you to death.
6:00 "Oh! this camo must really work!"
Bro my favorites were "Enough dude BRRRB BRRRB BRRRB" AINT GIVIN THE OTHERS!!!!!!!
You got a Sandwich?
She must want the 5 dollar foot long
hope she likes mayonnaise. what?
Bow chica wow wow
[H] Ivory she wants jared's 5 dollar foot long
its great to know I'm not the only one replying to these 4-5 year old comments in 2018 lol
Crabby Lobster dang and even your comment is a couple months old... hiya everybody!
ENOUGH, Dude!
Brrb...brrb...brrb
Da best line
LoL
*elite tracking sound*
2:50
“Enough DOOD!” (Adorable, alien, baby noises)
“Stop dude. Brrb brrb brrb” Lmfao
4:38 I think it said "Now stop tripping." Makes more sense.
Halo's AI have the best personalities. :D
dabadguy4273 When it comes to FPS games, Halo always had the best mobs and lore to accompany them.
4:28 how does that make you feeeel?
2:46
“I don’t usually date big armored killing mashines. Sorry.”
*spartan walks away sad looking*
Wort wort wort!
Vector go go go
Vector lol
Shoshii wort
Wort wort wort
Shoshii go gogo
5:11 when you see your ex
Jake Fuhriman lol
I can't breath hahahahahahahhahaahahahaahahahahahahabaha
grunts cute
Foxthetrox that part cracked me up
Lol true
Who else is here in 2019 because of CZcams's recommendations? 😂
ODST Trooper 1705 my man😂
I'm here because I love Halo
Me
Cashen Blu 🤙🏻
5:50 that made me fall down my chair 🤣🤣
4:37 what the hell was that. "Because of you arbiter my kids cant get any gas or nipple .How does that make you feel?"
+Kevin Sarmiento Gas refers to methane gas that grunts breathe. Saying that his kids suffocate because they cant afford to breathe. Nipple refers to grunts eating- they do not eat solid food, they have creatures that produce food for them, which they eat by sucking on the creature's nipples. So saying they cant nipple means that they starve.
those floaty guys who give the grunts, jackels, and brutes fucking shields, right?
Nah, those are different. It's more like pigs, where the Mother pig has like eight nipples or something to feed all the piglets... except either it's a separate species or they just have some Grunts whose job it is to be a wet-nurse for a fuckload of baby Grunts.
*HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU **_FEEEEEEL_*
Wilson Manis didn't the covenant glass they're planet as well.
U forgot the second mission line in which a marine needs ammo and the door is locked and the conversation between him and the one inside is quite funny😂😂😂
Qasim Ali it's from Achievement hunter aswell xD
The guys from red vs blue did that lol
Omg I remember that. That was funny as hell
What’s the password?
@@trindalas "why don't you ask your brute buddies?" LMAO I found that one on accident
7:03 "BAM! Skull imploded!"
Elites are so adorable, I love em
"You know what, there's an even weirder looking bloke over there" lmfao
"Don't make me Teabag you!."
You have something on your face, IT WAS BRAINS.
I actually got a Brute to yell “HE WAS MY LOVER” once. Had to pause the game I was laughing so hard
Man I love this video I've never any of these until now. Krewtaun you are awesome.
+AshWilliamsProductions *heard*
Thanks xD you checked out all the other ones?
you mean the halo ce and 2 ones I haven't yet
Nah just mean any of the other ones. I have 10 funny lines episodes
Krewtaun 7:22...... that.......that.......that just looks dirty as heck
Enough, dude!
Brrb...Brrb...Brrb...
Heartful Shields c:
2:50 brrr brr brr gucci gang
I'll never forget in halo 3 when I just got out of the hornet next to an elite he waved and said loudly "HI"
"Enough dude ! brb... brb... brb..." what the actual fuck
ikr
"Enough dude!
Brr brr brr"
wat
I really appreciate the death cry 💀 at the end of the 04:50 clip 😂 🤣
" *_I don't generally date giant, armored, killing maschines. Sorry._* " 😂
I love how at 5:51 they just say "AHH! You scared me", and dont even shoot at him 😂
2:49 I wasn't even expecting that. I laughed so hard from this, I couldn't stop. XD
7:30 how masterchief really would have handled spartan locke.
5:10 the best battle/death cry
AHH you scared me"" XD
IT SLIPPED UNDER THE COVERS
that elite was purring omfg :D
Did one of the marines just break the 4th wall ? And did that elite just rap ? And I shit myself with the death cry 5:11 that shit should become a viral meme😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!
2:50 Kills me every time.