Lines of Halo - Noble Team + Extras (Funny Dialogue)
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- Lines of Halo - Noble Team + Extras (Funny Dialogue)
10th edition to the series! I thought it would be great to bring back the nostalgia of the hilarious lines of members of Noble Team! IWHBYD (I Would Have Been Your Daddy) skull was used to gather up rare quotes. Sadly I couldn't get all of the lines due to the randomness. I might do other halo games including Halo CE or Anniversary, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo ODST, Halo Reach, and Halo 4
If there's a miracle you decided to read the description...
Music:
Halo Reach OST - Overture
• Halo Reach OST - Overture - Hry
Noble 6: Excellent soldier, excels in all forms of combat and vehicle operation.
Has this weird staring problem though.
Sir Bronze-Thighs, Crusade master #SAME
Maximilian Thermidor holy fuck idk why that was so funny
It one of the part that had black ink on it
".........This classifies as lone wolf stuff, Nouble Six..."
I love how casual they talk when you stare at them. Especially Emile. "Alright look man. Are we gonna go kill some more aliens?"
They're all like family, they've all been through a lot.
But yeah, Noble is just my favourite, they didn't deserve to die.
I wish there was more idle dialogue that could happen randomly between the team. sigh.
OvenHut That's Emile for ya.
@@starshipshari there is idle dialogue for the fire fight voices too. Grab a friend and just look at each other and you'll start talking to one another
Look i just wanna kill is that to much to ask
"Your file mentioned this" Oh that's a hilarious thought.
"Shows exceptional skill in all short, medium, and long ranged combat situations, but has a serious staring problem, it's super creepy and weird"
The only thing on Six's file was black ink
Oof
“It’s almost your like a player in the 20’th century!”
Known to make entire militia groups disappear.... also known to weirdly stare at people.
"Hyper lethal, excels in short, mid and long ranged combat situations. Highly proficient in marksmanship, CQB and solo ops. However, seems to have a staring problem but doesn't warrant a visit to psych ward."
The one who wrote their file: ...maybe cover up the staring problem... It's not that big a deal. So long as they're not in a team.
*Aw fuck.*
"Don't be afraid. I have a banana for you"
I knew it! As soon as I read you're file!!!
So this explains all the black ink across your file.
+eric folsom Um...
+RandomClips (Woah, how did I miss your comment?)
Uh... What file...?
+arrosas1123 Ew...
"Your file mentioned this."
LMAO GOLD.
coldshoulder14 IKR
"You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise"
DAMN SON
Basically 6 killed soldiers than😂😂
Spartan Notes:
-May tend to stare and wait idly for no reason
@@paulramage7744 Yep a Mr White Reference
You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
RougeDaReaper @Reservoir Dogs
Woofimoo Ah bro you watched the video too?
2:13 "Don't worry, I got your back."
*Boom!*
*Grunt carcass lands next to Jorge*
*Did... wait... did... what was?*
Jorge was so badass the grunts just killed themselves out of fear.
do not even question , he is a wizard, just know that.
Just love how Six just stares a bit late... Makes me think of the heavy going "What was noise?"
The grunt looked like he did that on purpose. He jumped right before it exploded and went flying.
@@JayHog1992 Jorge "The sound of progress my freind"
"In fact I could punch a hole through your helmet with surprisingly little effort."
Yeah needle rifles seem to do that just as easily.
Riptor DO YOU EVEN PLAY THE GAME? She had her helmet on but only her shields were down.
@Riptor they were running to a nuclear shelter under a city that was being glassed, she had her helmet on.
Ooo, burn.
Oof that's ruff bro
@RiptorYep raptor is right she had it on when she got sniper by the jackal sniper guy.
"Your file mentioned this."
Noble 6 File:
Likes to stare at people for long periods of time
Six's file: A highly,trained incredibly lethal soldier trained with a variety of weapons and vehicles for a variety of mission scenarios.
Also has staring issues
Reach was such a good game.
Are you an imposter?
Cog Gear Are u Everwhere?!? lol!
IMPOSTER
Cog Gear aren't you from gears of war?
You. Me. Let’s see who wins.
Kat: I know what you're thinking what's in the canister
Ang Gijak Ishi ! WOOOOOW XD geez
Ang Gijak Ishi ! Hmmmmm. " what's in the canister" -smoke r6 sidge 2015 ;-)
The cannister?
What's in the canister?
Noble 6
What about the line where Jun talks about Halseys lab being 2000 feet underground and then Emile tells Carter "uhh I didn't bring a shovel commander."
That one Person heck yeah that made me laugh hard
Well, it's pointing us a click and a half east and two thousand feet underground
I didn't bring my shovel, commander.
That was one smart arse mouth he got
0:00 first time I heard a grunt speak in English on halo reach
Only time they do
Don't be afraid I have a banana for you!😂😂
"Your file mentioned this."
I laughed harder than I should have,
Obi wan kenobi
GENERAL KENOBI
When I played Legendary Jun NEVER stopped saying "What they don't like my cooking?"
Perhaps Jun is secretly Dwayne Johnson.
"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?"
"dont be afraid, i have a banana for you!"
3:09 Mario death voice easter egg. :)
Oh, wow. I wouldn't have made that connection if you hadn't pointed it out. *face palm* Now it's so obvious. That's awesome, Bungie.
Wow, I got 28 likes on my comment. :)
I also rather that the Mario death voice is about 5% or 2% chance to hear this rarest death voice in Halo 2.
@@Cosmic76Guardian but it played everytime i died on h2a
I thought it was Goofy's holler.
"I did it I'm dead 😵"
He can predict the future 😂
Classic Marines
I watched this part at least 20 times and laughed harder each time
"What the hell?" And "What you don't like my cooking?" Got me.
2:54 remember the tank? yeah that was my first time driving.
Yeah, i survived that jackass. you loaded the tank with plasma grenade and the grenade just blown up and sent your tanks flying.
1:45 happened to me so many times that I think bungie deliberately made her AI worse as a joke about female drivers.
LIBERTY PRIME Emile is also pretty bad.
She’s a good killer but she’s a bad driver
@@YourCrazyDolphin I let Emile drive once in the last level... Not sure if intended. His driving was a bit slow, didn't get me killed in normal difficulty, but during the jump, for some reason, we ended up sorta changing speeds and teleporting across the gap. Not sure if that existed before or if they patched it later to make up for Emile's slow driving.
@@JayHog1992 Yeah that is intentional, I let him drive once and it does randomly speed up there so he can make the jump.
@@YourCrazyDolphin Makes sense, I can imagine how many times he'd die if they didn't add that feature...
The banana elite was hilarious! XD
Also, what happened with the tank?
edit: 5 years ago I unironically said "XD". dawg kill me
I liek bananas. .3.
Rythaze idk, maybe the marine hit the wrong pedal.
No I think he loaded the tank shell wrong when he tried killing some covies
🍌
I was suprised that they even know what that is lol
"Why are there 6 pedals if there are only 4 directions?"
2:56 when you find out what the extra pedals are for
Gold XD
LOL! Is it just me or is Emile half afraid of Noble Six?
How?
At 00:22 and 00:31
ARatWithASombrero still doesn't defeat the fact that emile insulted noble 6 with saying thumb in your ass
My nigga Emile ain't afraid of nothin
Jay Lewis he's afraid of death
Am I the one hearing there accents alot more?
Uh, no. I don't think so at least.
Don't be afraid, I have a banana for you.
“I’m curious, are you staring at me?”
Kat, the world has been staring at you for twelve years.
2:49 the most savage elite
His death Will not be in vain
This is why the Brutes rebelled.
i remember carter saying 'that's going on your file six' when I was meleeing a couple of grunts a lot lol
"I know we're losing, I want to know if we've lost..."
2:13 kills me when the grunt dies when jorge says "don't worry, I got your back" XD
0:05 I bet he was Caboose.
It was caboose
Omg! XD That Elite-"Don't be afraid. I have a banana for you."
Don't worry I got your back *grunt explodes and Jorge and six look over at its corps* I died
Jorge: Don't Worry I Got Your Back ( Talking to Noble Six )! ( Grunts Dying On The "Back"Ground ).
2:12 to 2:16 Jeorge was playing god?
Can't play what you are
2:56 - 3:01 Caboose?
That's good
Dammit I fucking knew it, who the fuck gave Caboose a fucking tank.
Caboose: (flying across the screen) "Her name is Sheila!!!!!!!!!!"
+Free lix (Freelix2000) Well he IS the vehicle destroyer
sArGe Is A bAd DrIvEr
caboose the dumb ignorant one but still very funny
1:02 Jorge was an amazing man he's been fighting this war for as long as most of us been out of diapers
The staring lines are just hilarious.
"Your file mentioned this."
1:39 I love how Kat watches Six's dead body fly through the air x) lmao
Boy thats a elite
Larry Beem that’s noble six look at the helmet
Kat:
The only AI in a Halo game who has no idea how to use a vehicle
Marines are pretty bad too
Only the AI on Reach
2:59 I can hear the player’s “What the ffffuck?”
Kat:I know what your thinking and it’s a very bad idea
Noble six: get some Taco Bell
Kat: I WAS WRONG
OH GOD THEY THE DARK STUFF ON THE INTERNET
"He wasn't killing the enemy just moving the to a point they are no longer allive"
*ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED*
I love how marines react to getting shot by screaming in pain, but Spartans just go:
"What the fuck are you doing? Are you stupid?"
0:59 Muhammad Ali reference
rip
rip
RIP
R.I.P One of the greatest
0:24 - That line belongs to Church.
Texas*
Church:OH GOD WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?!
Kat once said the robot arm line while I had a robot arm.
Kat: it can punch a hole through...
6: uhhh... *shows robot arm*
Kat: right, sorry.
I fucking miss Reach. I miss fucking bungie. Goddamn it
You and bungie used to bang?
I like how Kat is aware of the fact that everyone who has played Reach stared at her butt.
"In fact, I could punch a hole through your helmet with surprisingly little effort"
Kat...
#CLASSICKAT
2:52 who in the right mind was driving the tank? LMAO
2:23 From the beginning, you know the end....
He was the time traveler.
" I have a banana for you. " *Comes running out from behind cover*
''I once met a soldier who told me he thought his weapon was a time machine. he wasn't killing the enemy. Just moving them forward to a time where they were no longer alive.''
That is what I call mental illness maybe with being a psychopath... this is so wrong OMG
I think it's a weird form of self dilution to avoid living with the fact that he killed someone.
@@beastwarsFTW Some people need sweet lies to keep themselves in check.
that is what i call shitposting of australian quality
elite :don't be afraid I have a banana for you" think they'd be more coverdent don't you?
Do you think that if this was not halo that would be s€×
"I have a banana for you! :D"
*BANG*
*BANG*
-Don't worry, I got your back.
*Grunts kill themselves behind Jorge's back*
-No, Jorge. I got YOUR back.
Everytime kat drives she drives off the bridge
Kat’s line might imply that six was the type of Operator ONI would send with a fireteam and then allow him to dispose of them if they become a burden
0:05 that sounds like somthing caboose would say
2:15
Don’t worry he’s got your back he even got your back without doing shit XD
Your file mentioned this....lmao
I love how Emile and Kat just take the staring in stride.
Kat was probably thinking of how Six wanted to tap that ass just like a blamite charge across an unshielded helmet.
Six was actually calculating how many times would he have to play gruntpocalypse with rockets to unlock that sick arm prosthetic.
How many?
" enough spartans have died on this planet " gave me chillsssss man
"not amused spartan."
"whut u don't like my cooking?"
Oh thank you, I've been waiting forever man. :)
The Lazy Potato eh, I like to take my time :3
Lol
Jorge: I got your back
Epic grunt fail
Jorge: see
0:50 tends to remind me of the fact that these are virtually children in suits of armor...with advanced military training, of course.
Halo Reach was awesome!
*stares at carter for a second*
"Alright six, i'm writing this up"
Reach was a fucking masterpiece. The amount of detail that went into it surpassed nearly every other Halo.
OMG noble six was a murder 0.0
Lol, he killed entire militia groups.
I'm sure Noble didn't trust him as entirely, but after a few battles they trusted him.
Harry Tran soooooo is that..... bad?
For the enemy, yes.
For his allies, not really.
I mean, he just guns down whatever the hell in sorry enough to come into his sight lines.
TrixterCharizard it's also heavily implied that he assassinated any threats to Colonel Ackerson even if they were unsc personal.
“Don’t be scared, I’ve got a banana for you”
#classicKat
Time machine gun
Doc Brown?
2:13 XD
damn the robot arm that strong? shit man
"Your file mentioned this." LMFAO
Carter has a seriously underrated sense of humour
emile was my favorite character from reach and his armour its a nice helmet.
wtf happened with the scorpion tank that was....um....weird
"Your file mentions this"
That means its canon that Nobel six just goes around staring at people for no reason
"shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
No shit, double-needler Elite's a recurring thing with the Tartarus fight?!
Only managed to get him stuck firing once, mate's a *bloody legend.*
“What, you don’t like my cooking?”
All your Funny Lines videos really helped with the inspiration behind my most recent video, so thanks for that and I hope to SEE more in the future :)
CJKIES awww thanks! LOL looks like I dont have to be that guy that collects lines anymore. :D Thanks for filling in the role for me bud!
"what you dont like my cooking?" so relatable
2:41 why Halo 2 was the best, dual wielding needlers was the most op thing ever
What if you could duel weld a shotgun and a plasma pistel
Why do people not know the deference between a needler and a plasma rifle they look nothing alike
2:50 killed me
Vector: **Does something bad**
All of Noble Team: *I SEEN IT IN YOUR FILES*
Emile will for ever be my favorite spartan
Good stuff :D
2:50 sounded so wrong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think in his case it would be an eggplant
"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." Holy.. shit.