Halo 2 Funny Lines

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  • Collection of funny dialogue from Halo 2 by means of the Master Chief Collection.
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  • @KombatTaco
    @KombatTaco Před 9 lety +1243

    *Innapropriate touching* I have his scent!

  • @Xyaena
    @Xyaena Před 7 lety +395

    "Do you do foot massages, Arbiter?"
    I was speechless.

  • @benjamincarmine4612
    @benjamincarmine4612 Před 7 lety +766

    Marine:dang monster!
    Elite:you are a race of beggars!
    Me:what is this a battle of the insults or something

    • @keava
      @keava Před 6 lety +28

      {REDAC TED} The banter between those two is just gold

    • @LaFlaca0820
      @LaFlaca0820 Před 5 lety +12

      Probably a insult battle

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb Před 5 lety +7

      Chief u gonna let him say that about ur mother

    • @Myusername468
      @Myusername468 Před 5 lety +5

      He definitely said bigots not beggars

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Myusername468 Probably Beggars. Elites have no problem with racism, but they view honor as all. To be a Beggar would be mean being cast from your Clan or Hold, and that would be shameful for them to be forced to beg for others help.

  • @tatebeauchamp6413
    @tatebeauchamp6413 Před 7 lety +614

    Grunt: Loser, thought be taller.
    *Grunt walks several steps*
    *Enemies open fire*
    Grunt: *Screaming*

  • @ThatDespiaGuy
    @ThatDespiaGuy Před 8 lety +1149

    Elite: I'm black
    Arbiter: ...wut...

    • @Dustyoo10
      @Dustyoo10 Před 7 lety +119

      He said, "Time to act!".

    • @vulcan3915
      @vulcan3915 Před 7 lety +14

      Isaac Memita he said time to act

    • @bladetheslayer2892
      @bladetheslayer2892 Před 7 lety +1

      Isaac Memita ikr! XD

    • @spidtz
      @spidtz Před 7 lety +11

      Elite: I'm black
      Chief: idk if im black i dont have helmet off

    • @tonythegreat4275
      @tonythegreat4275 Před 7 lety +8

      Isaac Memita he said "time to act"

  • @Zidosw
    @Zidosw Před 8 lety +597

    Elite: Oh this is gonna hurt!
    Marine: Cheif, you're gonna let him say that about your mother?!?
    hahaah thats gold!

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 Před 7 lety +430

    *inappropriate Touching intensifies*

  • @HeeminGaminStation
    @HeeminGaminStation Před 8 lety +368

    I remeber 2 lines one I was looking at a Female Marine and she said "What? See something you like?"
    but my favorite line was looking at a grunt and he looked up and said "Arbitor, tell me a story"
    I did get a chuckle at this video when the Elite asked about foot massages you zoomed in on the feet and then shook your head "no"

  • @enofactor5402
    @enofactor5402 Před 8 lety +552

    That part where the Elite just blaintly says, "I'm black" made me bust out laughing.
    Why did he feel the need to say that?

  • @FrozenGenesis
    @FrozenGenesis Před 9 lety +705

    The elites always have the weirdest lines xD

    • @Spartan136
      @Spartan136 Před 8 lety +107

      +FrozenGenesis "If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids"-Elite Minor 2552

    • @zombrine34
      @zombrine34 Před 6 lety +50

      "Im Black."

    • @truckeroctoling3880
      @truckeroctoling3880 Před 6 lety

      Gaussman1 same lol

    • @jdizzledaplaya2986
      @jdizzledaplaya2986 Před 5 lety +13

      You have SOME BRAINS on your FACE!

    • @zanethederahn4079
      @zanethederahn4079 Před 5 lety +9

      Forgiveness does not come easy. But.... (starts speaking in a suggestive tone) come here, you little (almost incomprehensible) fuckerhole.

  • @thomaskelley6521
    @thomaskelley6521 Před 9 lety +89

    Take off suit, get on knees, THEN will see who's tough

  • @L0rdLexan01
    @L0rdLexan01 Před 8 lety +198

    "Lets hope they're too busy staring at my Rack"
    I CAN'T BREATH

  • @patrollingthemojavealmostm2698

    "I'm Black."

    • @UpheavaI
      @UpheavaI Před 5 lety +95

      i think he actually said "its time to act"

    • @vmsh9810
      @vmsh9810 Před 5 lety +29

      he said its time to act

    • @creakydabomb
      @creakydabomb Před 5 lety +1

      @@UpheavaI how listen 2 it he vrry clrly sed im black
      Ps its time 2 act is 2 long

    • @GrabthePistol
      @GrabthePistol Před 5 lety +9

      Were 100% BLACK.

    • @Voyevoda.
      @Voyevoda. Před 5 lety +4

      @@GrabthePistol Me too.

  • @MrElias760
    @MrElias760 Před 9 lety +301

    5:56 That was epic!

    • @Xenomnipotent
      @Xenomnipotent Před 8 lety +12

      +MrElias760 that happened to me on the mission "outskirts". an elite killed me than started T-Bagging me xD

    • @CheeseKing777
      @CheeseKing777 Před 8 lety +13

      +llXxL3GENDxXll I have a clip of that on my channel called "The Elites' Secret Weapon"

    • @swiftarrow1174
      @swiftarrow1174 Před 6 lety

      The fact it went flting after tho

  • @starchild3215
    @starchild3215 Před 8 lety +76

    1:15 that has got to be the most disinterested Elite in the entire convanant.

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 Před 5 lety +6

      Nah with all the hiking and the heavy equipment it's really difficult to continue

  • @lowbudgetgamers4223
    @lowbudgetgamers4223 Před 8 lety +107

    3:44 "It's not christmas!"
    I beg to differ.

  • @cosmicfrank5465
    @cosmicfrank5465 Před 8 lety +97

    "thank you sir, may i have another?" lmao

  • @doublethreat07
    @doublethreat07 Před 9 lety +124

    4:38 the elite says "It's time to act"

  • @a.bdioro5302
    @a.bdioro5302 Před 3 lety +17

    1:48 will forever hold a special place in my heart

  • @halo_odst2616
    @halo_odst2616 Před 5 lety +19

    "C'mon mate! I'm just a human!"
    That's exactly why you're being shot at.

  • @123GOHANZ
    @123GOHANZ Před 7 lety +67

    3:47 Looks like the barrels are his eyes

  • @Kybes2
    @Kybes2 Před 8 lety +54

    I nearly died at the *Inappropriate touching* part lol

  • @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642
    @mrxxsesshomaruxx9642 Před 6 lety +29

    At 4:11 the grunt says "Thought be taller" reminds me Palmer telling chief "I thought you'd be taller"

  • @luisperalta8202
    @luisperalta8202 Před 8 lety +36

    that teabagging elite its epic xDDD

  • @DMDSFrazzles
    @DMDSFrazzles Před 9 lety +145

    1:16 Oh, hey, Alien Grif!

    • @ethansaucier2917
      @ethansaucier2917 Před 8 lety +19

      +EP Frazzles The grunt that couldn't spit because of the face thing was grunt Sarge.
      "Sir, did you just spit inside your own helmet?"

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 Před 5 lety +13

      1:51 & 5:18 Alien Tucker

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube Před 4 lety +1

      @@halopro8958 😏😏😏 BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!!

  • @hsinhaowang
    @hsinhaowang Před 8 lety +79

    5:51 ... that Elite did something you can't do till Halo 5; wall-ups.

    • @alessiodoomboy6192
      @alessiodoomboy6192 Před 8 lety

      Yup

    • @keava
      @keava Před 6 lety +10

      HsinHao Wang Have you seen the Brutes in Halo 3? They climb literally everything

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 Před 5 lety

      I hope they are a different species in the lore if not it's a genetic error to make them heavy

    • @robertramos1297
      @robertramos1297 Před 5 lety

      @@deqnq1705 brutes are big bc of the gravity on their home planet

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 Před 5 lety

      @@robertramos1297 were talking about elites

  • @addicted2games1
    @addicted2games1 Před 8 lety +23

    My favourite has to be the Marine and Elite "Oh this is gonna hurt" "Dude, you gonna let him say that about your mother?"

  • @johnnycoolkid1635
    @johnnycoolkid1635 Před 7 lety +23

    6:00 that's where teabaging came from...

  • @aidenosaurus9162
    @aidenosaurus9162 Před 7 lety +34

    5:58 when the enemy team is friendly

  • @MegaPokeman1
    @MegaPokeman1 Před 6 lety +30

    3:03 In case you don't understand why that's included, it was an improv line and the voice actor read the prompt by mistake.

  • @jeice-sonocteer1199
    @jeice-sonocteer1199 Před 7 lety +18

    "Chief, you're going to let him say that about your mother?" after "this is gonna hurt!" combination is the most halarious combo I've heard

  • @LysergicSigma
    @LysergicSigma Před 4 lety +16

    2:19 is the best friendly fire quote in gaming history

  • @Spartan375X
    @Spartan375X Před 9 lety +92

    That last clip. I can't breathe!

  • @markbaltazar6916
    @markbaltazar6916 Před 7 lety +26

    Grunt: Me spit on you, but wearing face...thing...block spit. *proceeds to shoot body* This is why I love the Grunts so much lol 😂😂

  • @pyroreapernick8116
    @pyroreapernick8116 Před 7 lety +49

    I freaking died from laughing when he hit the dude It like completely snapped his neck 1:20

    • @zanethederahn4079
      @zanethederahn4079 Před 5 lety +3

      And then the guy came, mounted the machine gun, and it looked as if he was sticking his ass in the guy's face

  • @ShadowclawIV
    @ShadowclawIV Před 8 lety +75

    0:51 Guy looks like Obama, even sounds like him,
    except...younger.

  • @whocares5504
    @whocares5504 Před 8 lety +11

    I think that elite said "time to act"

  • @smorgington
    @smorgington Před 8 lety +102

    "I'm black"
    ...ok?

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před 8 lety +16

      He said "It's time to act!"

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 Před 7 lety +1

      I think it's a reference to how sangheli have (a) black actor(s)

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před 7 lety +7

      Nathanial Kirklin He said "It's time to act!"

    • @forwarduntodawn2744
      @forwarduntodawn2744 Před 7 lety +7

      +Someguy1237 Time to act

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 Před 7 lety +6

      Well then it's time to spread the word
      #ActLivesMatter

  • @nicholasriley6741
    @nicholasriley6741 Před 9 lety +35

    XD I need to play with IWHBYD more XD

  • @pluto3194
    @pluto3194 Před 8 lety +6

    The marine said "GRENADE, GRENADE, MOVE!!"

  • @mrexists5400
    @mrexists5400 Před 7 lety +15

    @6:12 aaaaw, he just wanted to dance :(

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 Před 5 lety +5

    4:03 that grunt is just amazing

  • @ninboy01
    @ninboy01 Před 4 lety +3

    Palmer tells Chief “I thought you’d be taller”, and everyone looses their minds. A Grunt says it to the Arbiter, and you laugh.

  • @amerexile001
    @amerexile001 Před 7 lety +1

    I give a Beam Rifle to a Spec Ops elite since it only had 3 shots left, thinking he was going to be really grateful.
    Elite: "Running low, is it?"

  • @josephthepokemon8145
    @josephthepokemon8145 Před 5 lety +4

    The part when he said"you are going to let him say that about you mother" hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Someguy-oi9tf
    @Someguy-oi9tf Před 8 lety +16

    1:49 xD

  • @TheAlessandroKid
    @TheAlessandroKid Před 8 lety +6

    The elites VA's in this Halo sound oddly funny to me.
    "Deeemon... you are viiilleeeee...."

    • @joshaguirre7067
      @joshaguirre7067 Před 2 lety

      That's what I say when I find a spider in my room.

  • @Nin10do0014
    @Nin10do0014 Před 8 lety +6

    I like the reference to one of your other videos where a Brute says "No inappropriate touching"

  • @effen_aey_man
    @effen_aey_man Před 7 lety +6

    Best line I ever got in Halo 2 was when I gave a Marine a sniper he said "You like me, you really like me!"

  • @thesquarecookietscp9689
    @thesquarecookietscp9689 Před 8 lety +13

    LOL 5:50 TEA BAGGING ELITE XD

  • @ghosts2896
    @ghosts2896 Před 7 lety +2

    My favorite is when you give the marine that's played by David cross a lesser weapon and he says: well, at least I can always shoot myself.

  • @BleachFan9891
    @BleachFan9891 Před 7 lety +12

    Grunts get all the best lines.

  • @MsFrostitute
    @MsFrostitute Před 7 lety +4

    Amazing.. I remember seeing your first videos years ago, and you're still going. I love it.. So many memories

  • @yosiahsmith
    @yosiahsmith Před 5 lety +1

    "Let's hope they're staring at my rack" did it just get hot in here.

  • @StompixHDMCPVP
    @StompixHDMCPVP Před 6 lety +3

    5:32 Just killed me, i cant stop laughing! XD XD OML

  • @syfildin523
    @syfildin523 Před 9 lety +2

    I lost it at "*inappropriate touching*

  • @av3nger3
    @av3nger3 Před 6 lety +1

    4:13 oh man...Halo 1 reference
    .grunts asleep..facing toward room corners...melee them to death

  • @scarysugarhigh
    @scarysugarhigh Před 8 lety

    This is such a great video. The sarcasm is on par.

  • @poseidonwarrior6111
    @poseidonwarrior6111 Před 6 lety +2

    THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

  • @bailsterbailer
    @bailsterbailer Před 8 lety +19

    pause at 3:48 those fuckin eyes

  • @fot6771
    @fot6771 Před 8 lety +7

    5:34 would've been funnier if he said "'you are a race of plebs"

  • @gabrielathero
    @gabrielathero Před 6 lety +7

    The english / australian accents always get me XD

  • @krazysickgestions8748
    @krazysickgestions8748 Před 8 lety +23

    I heard "time to act" instead of "I'm black"

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před 8 lety +3

      It is "time to act"

    • @WarwickkkT101
      @WarwickkkT101 Před 8 lety +1

      +Krazy Sickgestions That's because he said time to act, some people are hard of hearing

  • @JJO117
    @JJO117 Před 7 lety +5

    Wow Halo has some Unique Generated dialogue like when one says something the the other replies.

  • @megumineatssand
    @megumineatssand Před 7 lety +1

    at 600 I was laughing so hard I almost peed

  • @thesquarecookietscp9689
    @thesquarecookietscp9689 Před 8 lety +9

    ment 5:56 tea bagging elite

  • @xXSCAR117Xx
    @xXSCAR117Xx Před 5 lety

    “Let’s just hope their too busy staring at my rack.” Fucking legend.

  • @danr8267
    @danr8267 Před 5 lety

    One of the grunts says "oh arbiter our savior " and also " stupid jackal ,say thank you to the arbiter"

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 Před 7 lety +1

    Did it run away?
    *inappropriate touching*
    I have his scent!
    Me: XDDDDDDD

  • @LucineAura
    @LucineAura Před 7 lety +3

    This brought me great joy :3

  • @slasher3428
    @slasher3428 Před 5 lety +1

    3:58 even though your flatter than a Minecraft plains biome

  • @thatoneguy3408
    @thatoneguy3408 Před 5 lety +1

    Stands behind what's his face
    Shoots him
    His head does a hole you 180
    THANK YOU SIR CAN I HAVE ANOTHER? NOT!

  • @JuICyBLiinGeR
    @JuICyBLiinGeR Před 5 lety

    It’s incredible with the amount of precision and detail in this video. Yet you couldn’t even hear him say “it’s time to act.” How it this possible.

  • @entertheunknown3554
    @entertheunknown3554 Před 6 lety +4

    4:35 that line killed me.

  • @BlankBlonk
    @BlankBlonk Před 5 lety

    I love how you just engaged in that tbag session with the elite at the end

  • @zumby
    @zumby Před 5 lety +1

    Me spit on you...
    But this face thing block spit
    XD MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @gfyGoogle
    @gfyGoogle Před 5 lety

    See, THAT was a fine intro. No bullshit music, no Windows Movie Maker effects, just clean and simple.

  • @divyamverma2476
    @divyamverma2476 Před 4 lety +1

    5:35 funniest line ever! "You are a race of beggars!"

  • @NuggetEternal
    @NuggetEternal Před 9 lety +1

    The ending got me

  • @Quality3rr0r
    @Quality3rr0r Před 3 lety

    Terrific swing! *Achievement pops* That was the best timing ever, only adding to the joke.

  • @SpartanBeta312
    @SpartanBeta312 Před 5 lety

    I like the little personality quirks you do, like when he asked if you do foot massages and you looked at his feet for a second and shook your head lol

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 Před 5 lety +1

    That Achievement being unlocked... 🤣

  • @Joe858Spartan
    @Joe858Spartan Před 8 lety +7

    OMG That ending!

  • @DrDanik
    @DrDanik Před 6 lety +2

    WORT WORT WORT!

  • @spartanskillers615
    @spartanskillers615 Před 8 lety +1

    "I thought I smelled urine here" best line😂😂

  • @stinkreynolds7185
    @stinkreynolds7185 Před 8 lety +2

    Krewtaun. Get that T-bagging Elite GIF. Now.

  • @ethancurtsinger172
    @ethancurtsinger172 Před 3 lety

    Elite: “Contemptable coward! Demon...you are vile... *wall climbs* then decided to teabag

  • @usg_ishimura7779
    @usg_ishimura7779 Před 6 lety

    “I don’t care what you saw!...chill out.”🤣

  • @DR_T1
    @DR_T1 Před 5 lety +1

    I died laughing at the t-bagging elite at the end 😂

  • @batmanthug
    @batmanthug Před 4 lety

    The guy that was crouching behind the box was saying that he wanted peace

  • @n7joker685
    @n7joker685 Před 5 lety +1

    the lack of people mentioning that elite yelling You are a race of beggars dissapoints me.

  • @bugsydelrosario5940
    @bugsydelrosario5940 Před 8 lety +49

    Why is Obama in Halo?

  • @AnUrgeToDance
    @AnUrgeToDance Před 9 lety +8

    Nice achievement get!

  • @mr.nightmarionne1366
    @mr.nightmarionne1366 Před 3 lety

    When the Brutes in Halo 3 said no inappropriate touching. He should speak to that brute.

  • @crystaldragon6408
    @crystaldragon6408 Před 7 lety

    marine : Damn monsters!
    Alien : you're a race of beggars!

  • @bloodmancer4824
    @bloodmancer4824 Před 4 lety

    Grunt: Loser!
    Also grunt: *INSTANTLY DIES*

  • @cyzxvex7097
    @cyzxvex7097 Před 5 lety

    Elite:I could u a nap Me:oh he must’ve been playing the halo 5 campaign

  • @lostrider99robledo55
    @lostrider99robledo55 Před 6 lety +2

    1:51 inappropriate touching

  • @_theryanchap
    @_theryanchap Před 8 lety

    The T-bagging Elite at the end finished me :D

  • @jcntm4396
    @jcntm4396 Před 8 lety

    best intro ever 10/10 would watch again