Halo 3 Funny Lines Anniversary
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- čas přidán 1. 09. 2018
- It's been nearly 10 years since I released my first Halo 3 Funny Lines video, and I figured it was high time to do a revisit. Also, to prove to everyone that I'm not dead and that I plan on doing many more videos in the near future.
- Hry
"is this because of reach?"
blew my mind
Ikr the lore 😭
I agreed with that clip I would have punch him to
that was the best line in here. as well as "so what if i wanted more money" edit- reach was fun still.
What If I Want More Money Ahhhhhhhuhhhhorr
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"It's safe to come out. This is sergeant Smith... John... Son..."
And then all the grunts come out...
Perfect timing.
If I was against them, I'd buy it and die by them just to motivate their stupidity.
_MaZ_TeR_ 997 likes
@@JayHog1992 oh so you’re with them?! AHA I KNEW IT!!
"DII DOO!"
One word for everyone:
Hababedaodeadduha
I'm a Zealot
I honestly hope that’s an actual word in Sangheili.
Haboodidaboodiguhguh*
*WORT WORT WORT*
I heard this in game and actually snorted from laughing
Understandable, have a nice day
6:15
* Grunt splats The Arbiter
- “I got him! I’M A HERO!!”
* The Arbiter respawns...
That's what I thought
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Awe shit here go again
Uuuuuaaaaaaahh!
Madmaus HE’S A ZOMBIE!!
4:27 "I'M A REAL BOY :D"
Oh snaple hi vengeful
reminds me of robot boy
*"YOU GIANT BULLYING MONSTERRR!!!"*
@@robcoopz2444 that fit so perfect lol
That’s why he betrays them XD
2:16 “Is This Because Of Reach?”
ᖫʀᴀʏɢᴜɴ420ᖭ what if i wanted more mone-*EUAGGHHOURGH*
I was going to like this comment but it has 117 likes soooooo
ᖫʀᴀʏɢᴜɴ420ᖭ yes!!
He's actually saying, "I told him I wanted more money".
Bro wanted to get rich robbing a planet💀
Holy fuck.
So many new ones I’ve never heard before. It’s crazy how much dialogue there is
I know right? I was surprised, myself.
The gay brute tho XD
LMFAO
Well there are Tens of thousands of dialogue spoken throughout the game
@@HackingAtLife Really?
Hearing the Arbiter say
“You short me fool” in the most un-Arbiter tone is probably the highlight of Halo 3
Mr. Obama sir, you misspelled shot.
Obama time stamp?
he sounds like a stereotypical white man
@@FallenBattlefront 3:03
It almost sounded like he said foo!
remember that elite that said 'Our enemies are NOT going to kill themselves, you know.' remember that and skip to 6:51
I was gonna mention that some enemies are probably so depressed they'd kill themselves anyways
But that's much funnier
Oof
That line is also in Halo 2.
"Take this!" **Boom**
"Glarrugh"
That, and grunts are on lifeline, basically limited supply of methane, so if the game was realistic to lore, you'd just have to wait several hours, maybe days, and all the grunts who haven't restocked due to combat would just end up dropping dead due to lack of air.
So in a way, the enemy COULD kill themselves due to neglicence.
*IT* *SLIPPED* *UNDER* *THE* *COVERS*
I think that Brute was gay XD
Imagine him being Tartarus' son XD
The gayest brute ever
but what about that guy that was like BUT HE WAS MY LOVER? not gay because manly voice.
He was the lover that got killed
5:05 at least we know what the brutes really sound like
They sound like humans lol
Stew Simon more like James charles
And no! They are not gay!
hey uggnoys
Unlest is a Girl Brute
3:59 "Quick quick! Raise his visor.. see if it man or.. laaadddyyy"
They gonna be eatin from a diff nipple 🤮
Me: you sick little bastard, let’s do it
@@etazeta674 WTF?
The Golden Helmet lmao 😂
5:18
So you’re either going to name your next child demon, John 117, or Master chief.
Good parenting.
Or just john
Demon child 😂
Demon?, sounds good 👍🏼
You forgot Reclaimer and Spartan. Damn, just realized the Master Chief got a lot of names.
Demon
Once when I died, I heard a Marine say.."ok the cheif is dead! I'm Soo gonna eat my gun right now!"
Damn, bad dare i guess
4:16 "Our enemies are NOT going to kill themselves, you know."
6:50 Are you sure about that?
True
Pretty much
*Local Brute tries to prove enemy elite wrong*
6:49 Me trying to giving my incomplete homework to my teacher
same
“Get this”
3:39 is my favourite one
haloKINGSstudios same
Notice the elite scratching himself in the background😂😂
Habbidigidiguj
Same 😂
@@klarson-bu4pt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:28
"That hurt my feelings..."
"YOU GIANT BULLYING MONSTERRR!!"
I'M A REAL BOY!
Bizzie Izzie Noble grunt tries to stand up for guilty spark, fails
Continuation: Oh my god, I have feelings? I'M A REAL BOY!!
Why do grunts call the our characters Giant 2 of them stacked up is the same size
“See if it man or laaAydee” - Flipyap
Or Yapflip. Who knows which one said it
uuhhh, zugzug :3
No not plarp its was zugyap
No I think it was Yapzug
No I think that was said by sergeant smith son Jon son
3:49 Masterchief is always drunk, confirmed
TheWarriorWithin 55 true
5:03 got me by surprise.
Vega complex look it’s a gay brute :D
I cant take brutes seriously after that line 😂
It slipped under the covers lol
Gay af
I still can't stop laughig and then dying in game because of my laughter when I unittentionaly trigger that line
0:29
Arbiter" "This attention is Provocative
Also Arbiter: Hisses
Hes not mad, hes aroused
2:05 *HOLD UP IS THAT CABOOSE!?*
The devs at Bungie loved the RvB series, and they referenced it a lot in the games, so this is likely a direct reference.
@@insertnamehere6659 RvB??? What that?
@@Mr-Ad-196 Red vs Blue, it's a Roosterteeth halo series. Best web series I've ever seen.
@@rejectedkermit1220 ohh.
Jeez I thought I was crazy and searched through comments
4:00 "Quick quick! Raise his visor and see if its man.. or laadyyyyyyyyyyy"
The people behind Halo know how to have a good time.
Edit: I literally don't even remember writing this comment but WOW the amount of likes it has it nuts! 😳
Bungie.
Well halo 1 to reach was bungie anyways.
Old Bungie is legendary, new Bungie is the dirt under my boot
I see your profile pic. Are u a furry
Is it because It slipped under the covers
2:19 i died lol
So did that elite
The elite is ded. Not big surprise.
WAIT why did he say "is this because of reach" caaaaause I NEED ANSWERS DAMNIT
Artie Quick yes lol
3:39 he speaks the language of God's
"Thake this"
*sticks at the wall next to him*
Not his fault, someone put a door in his way.
3:03 I've never heard the arbiter talk like that lmao
Elite: "The enemy is not going to kill themselves!"
Me: 6:51
interesting to see you here
5:10 that little gay brute voice has me dying I’ve never heard that
Or a Girl Brute
He was lovers with the other brute
6:40, God-damn! That grunt had some vocabulary!
So.. we all agree that brute that said “it slipped out of the covers” is gay right..?
Yeah
Indigo not to mention the James Charles esque gay lisp with it.
If all gay people all sounded like that, yeah. But it's a stereotype so no.
PixelPickaxe Almost if not all gay men I’ve met sound very similar to that so no it’s not a stereotype.
You must have not met very many then.
1:52 “because of you arbiter my kid can’t get enough gas, Or nipple! How does that make you feeeel?” Best line ever👌🏻
That line confused me when I first heard this and I still don't understand what the grunts mean when they say "nipple"
@@artiequick3583 that's what they refer to their food and drink as.
3:39 Elite casually scratching himself in the background
Hah
*Haboodigaboodiguhguh!*
Wort wort wort
Hahkdhboodipoo
I see Brutes have adopted a don't ask/ don't tell policy.
"HE WAS MY LOVER!!!" had me on the floor
It's pretty sad tbh
3:03 does not sound like arbiter
Haha that's all Keith Davidson right there
David*
It's Keith David's voice, I think they forgot to run it through a filter though...
@@BoneStack117 Only Davidson could break character as Arbiter and make it work.
Sound more like seargent Jonson
3:39 Can someone translate “haboodidaboodiguhguh?”
Wreav M'dama i checked it nothing
It’s haboodidaboodifuhguh nothing else
Killer Mayhem WRONG. It’s “guhguh.”
Sparks Streaming Damn:..
MY ASS!!!!!!
2:39 this one is by far the best
2:15-2:22 got me dying XD
I encounted that 5 times on a level. Kept dying I was laughing so hard.
*slap* owwww. Is this because of Reach? *slap* What if I wanted more money...AHHHHHUAAHHOORR. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ThyOneBleanMachine It got the Elite dying too.
I herd an elite saying "wort wort wort" when he sees a brute
I really did herd him say it when in my game
I did too
That's a laugh. Goes back to halo 1, is English your first language haha
In Halo 1 it sounded like "whut whut whut" as if the Kovanet would be surprised.
Some times they sad "Aaooohhhh Obama!" as they were up to atack. Can some one 'translate' that to me what were they yelling actualy, please?
LateLuxray 116 wort wort wort means go go go
Therapist: Gay Brute isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
Gay Brute: 5:05
It slipped under the covers.
IT SLIPPED UNDER THE COVERS.
*IT SLIPPED UNDER THE COVERS...*
new favorite halo character 5:04
Its a gay brute
Gayyyyyyy
What about the brute that said “HE WAS MY LOVER!”?
Somebody sounds like they are a child still
2:41 full metal jacket reference
Can’t believe I’m the only one to notice
Wait, really?
The Catfather animal mother’s interview by the war photographers mate. Watch it you’ll recognise it instantly
@@unknowntm3856 I'll have to watch it again, then.
The Catfather definitely mate it’s great that Bungie were fans of one of Kubricks masterpieces
Omg I remember that scene now
5:05 the gayest brute ever.
“Didn’t I give you this for Christmas?”
2:59 I love how he looks away as if he knows exactly what hes saying hahahaha
"Staring contest? Let's go!"
*blinks immediately after dialogue*
Is it just me or does the Arbiter look twice as intimidating with his mandibles closed at 1:04
You're not the only one, and he's one you do NOT want to anger. At 7ft 9.9in tall and 319 lbs of muscle, he'd be a scary guy to face alone XD if it were me, I'd rather stay on his good side lol
Indeed he does
Nah he looks adorable. And a bit silly.
Near the end of the covenant mission, I heard a grunt talking about the flood.
"It's kinda like linguini...except when it gets in your stomach and spreads out its arms, it turns you into a nasty zombie thing!"
2:16 is this because of reach what if I wanted more money AHHHHOR😂
You giant bullying MONSTER
In this game I'm going to be- [dies]
"That hurt my feelings.
Wait I have feelings?
IM A REAL BOY!"
I literally died when it said that
4:11 Was actually kinda sad.
"Our enemies aren't gonna kill themselves,you know"
i think a brute already did
2:15 literally laughed out loud because of this one lol
The reference too
lol 3:39 that sounds like Snoop Dogg's impersonation mumble rap
Kept us waiting, huh?
Kept ya waiting huh?
You need to stop right now!
You’re pretty good
@Grayest Kind of two different series all together with little crossover between demographics but you're allowed to pretend it's 2004 still.
You feel it as well, don't you..
“IT SLIPPED UNDER THE COVERS.”
Why does he sound like Simmons from Red vs Blue.
Now, that you've said that, I can never hear that without his voice over it. And it's hilarious.
4:34 couldn't have more perfect timeing with I am a real boy and you bullying monster
1:30 sounded like the voice actor was trying hard not to laugh XD
4:29 got me laughing. If the Grunt was calling Oracle a giant monster for Oracle thinking that he's a real boy, I would had laughed more.
1:25 Dang. That's the only time in any Halo game where someone's said fuck.
just thinking that
it sound so weird to hear it
and from an elite of all things lol
Arbiter: "You shot me, foo!"
Me: O.o
Gotta love how the grunt is talking about elites during the schism despite the fact that many grunts were on the elites side XD.
At first I thought Arbiter saying "You shot me, fool" was the funniest quote in the vid... but then the Brute said "It slipped under the covers" in his incredibly non-Brute sounding voice and I just lost it
6:56 MY LEG!
🦵🏻
Took ya long enough. Welcome back!
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that an elite says fuck
come'ere you little fuckerhole
Halo 3 has the best voice lines
4:31 IM A REAL BOY!
I misread the title as 'Halo 3 Anniversary Funny Lines'
Same
Some day...
Halo 3 aniversario isn't out tho
Sir Jiffy if only
*W O R T W O R T W O R T*
6:11 you had me at hello
Grunt: “what would I even do if I caught him?”
Covenant: *hands him two plasma grenades*
Covenant: *do you want to explode?*
5:03 Can’t take them seriously 😂😂🤣🤣
4:27
343: "That hurt my feelings. Oh my God, I have feelings?! I'M A REAL BOY!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:05 DAQ FUK It slippped under the covers. :P
I relate to all of the quotes NO MATTER THE CONTEXT
@Cody G yes
Weird flex but ok
Why dont you stick it up your ass even
Why don't you take your unnecessarily negative attitude and shove it up your own ass? I swear, there's always some random douche who gets butthurt for no reason over literally nothing.
@@Krewtaun 2019...
When arbiter said YOU SHOT ME FOOL I was confused on why he sounded more human
Every NPC is at least a little gay in Halo 3 and I think that’s beautiful.
Always love these videos, keep up the good work.
1:07 I remember that line😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!
It's always great to see a user from 2009 still posting. Keep it up.
Elite: "Is this because of Reach? What if I wanted more money... AHHHH!"
You: *"who are you and what have you done to my elite?!"*
Hey welcome back! Your old Halo 3 funny lines were awesome!
Those grunts, they're really trying.
The little things like this is what gives a game character. I remember hearing a lot of these and it made everyone feel real.
been waiting 6 years for this but it was worth it😂
What If I wanted more Money ahghshagshhorrr 2:18
"He was my lover!!"
God, I seriously need to play this game.
Yesterday a marine on the ark said to me “dude does your junk itch too?” 😂
He also said “CHIEF! You got any spare socks?”
"What if I wanted moar money ARRROOOOGH!"
Lol
2:38 - WHAT
Its been soo long.. Feels good to see more Halo videos from you! 😇
6:45 Jesus, that is one pissed off grunt.
I was fooled because he said he was Smith-son-jon-son, i really thought it was him!
Lost my shit at 2:18
Hope CZcams doesn't take this away from us this is some good humor here.
0:50 the line and all the grunts coming out... I can't, it feels like a monty python scene 🤣