Lines of Halo - Halo 3 Brutes + Extras (funny dialogue)

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  • Lines of Halo - Halo 3 Brutes + extras (funny dialogue)
    6th edition to the series! I thought it would be great to bring back the nostalgia of the hilarious lines of brutes in halo 3. IWHBYD (I Would Have Been Your Daddy) skull was used to gather up rare quotes. Sadly I couldn't get all of the lines due to the randomness. I might do other halo games including Halo CE or Anniversary, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo ODST, Halo Reach, and Halo 4
    If there's a miracle you decided to read the description...
    Music:
    Halo 2 Anniversary OST - Cryptic Whisper
    • Halo 2 Anniversary OST...
  • Hry

Komentáře • 376

  • @starchild3215
    @starchild3215 Před 9 lety +614

    "What fool gave him a hammer" "Who lost their Hammer?" :D

    • @3austin16
      @3austin16 Před 6 lety +21

      Starchild3215 i have a hammer

    • @crvm2295
      @crvm2295 Před 4 lety +20

      2:23

    • @DraketheHighlander
      @DraketheHighlander Před 4 lety +3

      i love that part

    • @celestialspartan1176
      @celestialspartan1176 Před 3 lety +5

      I hammer all day! I hammer in the evening!!!

    • @starchild3215
      @starchild3215 Před 2 lety +1

      @Kagamine Rin loves oceania part of indonesia uwu:3 master chief killed one of the brutes and picked up his hammer and the other brutes are trying to figure out which one of them died

  • @isaacnicholl7912
    @isaacnicholl7912 Před 7 lety +419

    I once had a brute say to me in Halo 3:
    "We don't take American Express!", to which he then proceeded to smack me with a grav hammer

    • @zanethederahn4079
      @zanethederahn4079 Před 5 lety +26

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @RoseTheWolf36
      @RoseTheWolf36 Před 4 lety +5

      it wouldve been funnier if he said we dont take discover. Futurama sure did good on that joke XD

    • @papovka
      @papovka Před 3 lety +1

      I've heard the same and found this video trying to find it, but it was a Brute at the end of The Storm who threw a Spike Grenade that ended up missing is where I heard it

    • @justincounts6001
      @justincounts6001 Před 3 lety

      Once me and my buddy Kyle were playing and we heard a brute say the traitor is dead YAAAY we both lost it

  • @ChilupaKing
    @ChilupaKing Před 9 lety +500

    "I just started my cycle, and got NO tampons!" BWAAHAHAAA XD 0:34

  • @KamakaziePidgeon
    @KamakaziePidgeon Před 9 lety +222

    Brute 1:Spoon me! Brute 2:It might not be over *dies* Brute 1:That ruined my day >:(

    • @afoolsbabybear2266
      @afoolsbabybear2266 Před 6 lety +1

      Actually, brute 1 got killed and it was brute 2 that said it ruined his day.

  • @Xanmanbro
    @Xanmanbro Před 8 lety +377

    First line: "HE WAS MY LOVER!"
    Oh this'll be fun

  • @julmdama1812
    @julmdama1812 Před 9 lety +294

    '' i just started my cycle and i got no tampons!'' best female game character ever

    • @Epicoface
      @Epicoface Před 9 lety +56

      Scary thing is she has a rocket launcher.

    • @PoisoningShadow671
      @PoisoningShadow671 Před 8 lety +38

      +Qutman And it doesn't need to reload...

    • @Epicoface
      @Epicoface Před 8 lety +24

      +PoisoningShadow671 My god ಠ_ಠ

    • @Landserr
      @Landserr Před 6 lety +4

      Thought that was a grunt

    • @jonathancole3149
      @jonathancole3149 Před 5 lety +5

      @@PoisoningShadow671 Imagin a marine with an incendiary cannon.

  • @christopherkelbel8948
    @christopherkelbel8948 Před 9 lety +89

    01:44 not a single fuck was given that day

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme Před 8 lety +192

    2:32
    Chief makes such an unenthusiastic "Ow!" sound there.

  • @smarty3112
    @smarty3112 Před 8 lety +177

    Lol the dialogue bungie puts into their games amazes me.

  • @decemberbros8369
    @decemberbros8369 Před 8 lety +111

    It's safe to come out...
    This is sergeant smith son jin son

  • @Mad_T3
    @Mad_T3 Před 7 lety +182

    0:55 THAT GRUNT HAS THE RIGHT IDEA

  • @mrhue3824
    @mrhue3824 Před 7 lety +150

    2:31 that is me in the halo universe

  • @path_the_finder3874
    @path_the_finder3874 Před 7 lety +69

    yellow Brute: spoon me
    blue Brute: explodes
    yellow Brute: you just ruined my day: (
    lol

  • @GoldenSax
    @GoldenSax Před 9 lety +138

    "AHHHHH you scared me!" I lost it. XD

    • @alphamoon_
      @alphamoon_ Před 9 lety

      ...

    • @urmommy5
      @urmommy5 Před 9 lety +16

      Brutes are tough, aren't scared of being shot at, being punched, or falling off a cliff...and they get scared of master chief popping up next to them

    • @lukez9721
      @lukez9721 Před 5 lety +5

      I love it when big strong brutes scare each other

  • @revanimperium
    @revanimperium Před 7 lety +53

    I'm raising the threat level to red.

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 Před 6 lety +22

    You really got give the Brutes credit. They're very inclusive, despite being bloodthirsty maniacs that will eat you and torture you for shits and giggles.

  • @Clawy111
    @Clawy111 Před 9 lety +100

    HEY! I almost had an achievement!

  • @NinthArcher
    @NinthArcher Před 8 lety +96

    1:49 He just wanted to spoon lol.

  • @endererikenderman553
    @endererikenderman553 Před 4 lety +10

    1:47 Marine: i almost had an achievement!
    Me: hold on, isnt that a 4th wall break? i think so

  • @zisforzorua1906
    @zisforzorua1906 Před 6 lety +18

    *"HE WAS MY LOVER!"*
    Me: wait a minute

  • @j-on-da-web24
    @j-on-da-web24 Před 8 lety +17

    0:42 They killed the Chief! You bastards! lol

  • @starve5935
    @starve5935 Před 7 lety +35

    I rose the threat level to red

    • @3austin16
      @3austin16 Před 6 lety +4

      Clock Worth lol 😂😂😂

  • @bucket4756
    @bucket4756 Před 5 lety +9

    1:19 truly scarier than the flood...

  • @BloxykatTET
    @BloxykatTET Před 7 lety +52

    1:14 Hit-ler

  • @dkrack770
    @dkrack770 Před 6 lety +11

    Brute: I'm talking to you ugly, Grunts comeback: "Mc filthy" XD 0:09

  • @connprbarker3518
    @connprbarker3518 Před 8 lety +38

    "Hey, I almost had an achievement!"
    That has happened to me so many times, it's not even funny.

    • @ramii3503
      @ramii3503 Před 8 lety +4

      THAT ACHIEVEMENT WAS MY LOVER!!!

    • @TheLivelovelaugh165
      @TheLivelovelaugh165 Před 7 lety +3

      I always got that Warthog to the face on the Ark level -_-

  • @EnforcerTV
    @EnforcerTV Před 7 lety +17

    "I just started my cycle and i got NO tampons!"🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠☠💀☠️💀☠️🤣😂🤣😂☠️☠💀💀

  • @hunterlane6944
    @hunterlane6944 Před 7 lety +40

    The brutes sound like the super mutants from fallout

  • @supermagnificence7503
    @supermagnificence7503 Před 9 lety +31

    1:57 wonder woman much....

  • @trinityolsen6267
    @trinityolsen6267 Před 9 lety +29

    Just started my cycle and I have no tampons XD

  • @tristiantruman4412
    @tristiantruman4412 Před 9 lety +25

    In Halo 3 Brutes said this is Sparta.

  • @tfranc347
    @tfranc347 Před 7 lety +12

    if i had a hammer, id hammer it in the morning, id hammer in the evening, all over this land... slave song

  • @aspenfacer-valentine4397
    @aspenfacer-valentine4397 Před 8 lety +19

    0:18 Silly grunt, it's Sergeant Andersmith!

  • @din0207
    @din0207 Před 6 lety +13

    brute on roller skates 1:17

  • @PatrickFDaugherty54
    @PatrickFDaugherty54 Před 3 lety +3

    2:01
    "If I had a hammer
    Id hammer in the morning
    Id hammer in the evening
    all over this land
    Id hammer out danger
    Id hammer out a warning
    Id hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land"
    -Pete Seeger

  • @forgeinsteel878
    @forgeinsteel878 Před 7 lety +13

    The Hammer Song
    Brute: My hammer,hammer.A fool gave him a hammer.Who wants their hammer? XD

    • @zmanthekiller6536
      @zmanthekiller6536 Před 7 lety +1

      James Vincent Lucas It's "Who lost their hammer." not "Who wants their hammer." I'm not trying to be a jerk.

  • @CRX-F6R
    @CRX-F6R Před 3 lety +6

    "Spoon me"
    "It may not be over!!"
    *muffled sounds of gorilla violence*

  • @AMason747
    @AMason747 Před 8 lety +25

    1:24 LOLOLOL

  • @hollowretribution7290
    @hollowretribution7290 Před 5 lety +5

    1:00 It's called T-Bagging

  • @ryanwansitler1405
    @ryanwansitler1405 Před 4 lety +6

    "That's it i just started my cycle and i got no tampons." I freaking died there 😂😂😂😂

  • @samspaggiari9247
    @samspaggiari9247 Před 7 lety +15

    "Chief! Shiny!" Best one. Would of been better if Buck said it.

  • @AccessDenied20078
    @AccessDenied20078 Před 8 lety +74

    What I'v seen so far
    Grunts-funny,cute
    Elites-gay,kinda funny
    Brutes-mean D:

    • @timmywallace5058
      @timmywallace5058 Před 6 lety +6

      SCP-682 [hard to destroy reptile] how’d you get out of containment?

    • @stormlordeternal7663
      @stormlordeternal7663 Před 6 lety +8

      IM RASING THE THREAT LEVEL TO RED

    • @hebpennington
      @hebpennington Před 5 lety

      The Spec-Op grunts think the Arbiter is cute

    • @skywolfx76
      @skywolfx76 Před 5 lety +7

      I wouldn't say gay. More flirty lol we have no idea how their species work

  • @mrcrapsalot6043
    @mrcrapsalot6043 Před 8 lety +12

    One time when I flipped my warthog the marine said i don't wanna die

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 Před 5 lety +13

    "Theres no I in team"
    well theres an I in Master Chief

  • @Iris_n_Parti
    @Iris_n_Parti Před 3 lety +4

    2:24 Discord server members when the inactive owner gives some random inactive guy admin

  • @thehiddenwatcher
    @thehiddenwatcher Před 5 lety +4

    0:43
    You had ONE JOB marines!

    • @griffingower1883
      @griffingower1883 Před 4 lety

      Never let an ai controlled marine drive it'll end badly trust me

  • @giuseppefiorenza5077
    @giuseppefiorenza5077 Před 2 lety +7

    For real Haloists:
    Now imagine Craig with IWHBID up.
    What would he say?
    I start:
    "They made me ugly, but they made me strong"

  • @DylanBegazo
    @DylanBegazo Před 8 lety +17

    When the marine says to me, "Chief! Shiny X3" I was so tempted to lower my weapon and pet him on the head..... No Lie. Back in the day I wanted to do that when a marine said that to me... ^_^

    • @lukez9721
      @lukez9721 Před 5 lety +3

      Anyone who makes a reference to firefly makes me like them

    • @kamuiwarp1784
      @kamuiwarp1784 Před 4 lety +2

      "Oh Hey look it's the enemy! 😃"

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo Před 4 lety +1

      Alec Labrador (fist bump)

    • @DylanBegazo
      @DylanBegazo Před 4 lety +1

      Jude Sweeting ☺️ (fist bump)

  • @trentj2782
    @trentj2782 Před 5 lety +8

    2:20-2:30 definitely best lines imo lol

  • @deadchannel8498
    @deadchannel8498 Před 8 lety +14

    oh hey look it's the enemy :D

  • @ShepardN7.
    @ShepardN7. Před 7 lety +12

    0:01 Gay Brute

  • @AvariceOverlord
    @AvariceOverlord Před 5 lety +2

    3:00 - Oh, so you don't want me to support you by watching all the way to the end?
    Okay, you asked for it.

  • @aries3211
    @aries3211 Před 3 lety +3

    I very clearly remember an elite calling me an asshole, they were funny as hell in this game

  • @Z-Romello
    @Z-Romello Před 4 lety +2

    That maybe the smartest grunt ever 2:41

  • @MalOver-qf3rb
    @MalOver-qf3rb Před 6 lety +3

    "I just started my cycle and i got no tampons!" Best quote ever

  • @reddeath251
    @reddeath251 Před 7 lety +7

    My favorites: "HE WAS MY LOVER!!!", "this sucks _" , "I see the demon >_

  • @NuggetEternal
    @NuggetEternal Před 9 lety +5

    0:41 made me crack up :D

  • @lukez9721
    @lukez9721 Před 5 lety +7

    One time I was playing halo 3 and a brute stuck a grunt with a grenade and threw the grunt at me it was the funniest thing ever. I wish I recorded it so y’all would actually believe me

  • @jaytheblayze
    @jaytheblayze Před 5 lety +4

    Chief: Ok arbiter we need to go through there. Arbiter: Ok... Hehehe
    Chief: Let's go... AGHHHHHHH *hits ground* Arbiter: hehehe.
    2:18

  • @XenoWinter889
    @XenoWinter889 Před 5 lety +2

    Grunt: How could something so big hide for soo long???

  • @peendarc5262
    @peendarc5262 Před 9 lety +9

    ding dong the demon is dead me when i killed pagan in far cry

  • @thatguyofdark
    @thatguyofdark Před 5 lety +3

    1:49 to 1:57 was the most dramatic 8 seconds ive ever seen

  • @baronvonbeans9887
    @baronvonbeans9887 Před 6 lety +5

    "How could something so big hide for so long"

  • @wyrmishbreed8077
    @wyrmishbreed8077 Před 7 lety +4

    0:41 I was rammed once when i killed many covies i was like Booo yaah! and then when the marines rammed me with warthog i was like " WHAT THE FUCK"

  • @comradecommie7144
    @comradecommie7144 Před 8 lety +3

    "HEY LOOK IT'S THE ENEMY! :D"
    *I LUV THIS CHANNEL I AM SUBSCRIBING*

  • @bladetheslayer2892
    @bladetheslayer2892 Před 6 lety +1

    0:54 the grunts coming to realization

  • @evanbennett8579
    @evanbennett8579 Před 6 lety +1

    HE WAS MY LOVER

  • @lewisreviews3142
    @lewisreviews3142 Před 6 lety +1

    Anyone else like that the Australian Marine is in all 3 of the first Halo games.

  • @buffbagwell123
    @buffbagwell123 Před 3 lety +1

    Brute: "By the soiled milk of Morpha!!"
    Grunt: Great Nipple of Nespoem/Nesbowel!!"(Whichever way it's spelled) lmao

  • @OhShrike
    @OhShrike Před 9 lety +33

    We need mooore! :D

  • @neontalream6208
    @neontalream6208 Před 5 lety +4

    1:58 happens fairly reliably on Legendary difficulty

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker Před 4 lety +2

    I love the Brute line "no inappropriate touching"

  • @89BlackGatomon
    @89BlackGatomon Před 8 lety +1

    We just love this stuff ;D

  • @ryanhuntley2651
    @ryanhuntley2651 Před 7 lety +8

    1:57 i think she sneezed

  • @Father-Kell-of-Milk
    @Father-Kell-of-Milk Před 4 lety +3

    "Spoon me" brute 2019

  • @kawaiicontroller5703
    @kawaiicontroller5703 Před 8 lety

    This. Is... AMAZING!!!!

  • @broden4838
    @broden4838 Před 2 lety +1

    Bender: When this is over... That hammer is going in SOMEONE'S ASS!!

  • @xilikecerealx
    @xilikecerealx Před 9 lety +3

    "Oh look it the enemy! :D" made me laugh XD

  • @lancecurry7538
    @lancecurry7538 Před 2 lety +1

    0:52 - 🎵 "Save the last dance for meeee~!" 🎶

  • @XenoWinter889
    @XenoWinter889 Před 5 lety +1

    Sparten:oh hey look its the enimy

  • @jeremiahgranger1566
    @jeremiahgranger1566 Před 4 lety +13

    2:02
    Brute: If I had a hammer, I hammer all day. I hammer in the evening!
    2:24
    Brute: *Participates into the hammer song*
    2:26
    Brute: What fool gave him a hammer?
    2:28
    Brute: Who lost their hammer?

  • @chinesecovidanalswabs4752

    0:54 Killed me. LMAO

  • @raquelpeterson102
    @raquelpeterson102 Před 9 lety +1

    That marine talked like deadpool

  • @thearizonarangerwiththebig3874

    "there's no "I" in team let's both go!" That killed me

  • @crazy13alex
    @crazy13alex Před 8 lety +3

    The homeland security one got me

  • @anthraxmacabre5200
    @anthraxmacabre5200 Před 5 lety +1

    “I’m raising the threat level to red!”

  • @scar2871
    @scar2871 Před 5 lety +3

    0:16 stolen valor from a grunt XD

  • @IVANdtk117
    @IVANdtk117 Před 9 lety +7

    On 1:14 that happend to me some months ago in the same place, i died for no reason for an red elite o.O

  • @AmbienceFinder
    @AmbienceFinder Před 2 lety

    "Pry open his can I wish to taste him while he's fresh"
    My guy what....🤣

  • @theashman7836
    @theashman7836 Před 5 lety

    I watched halo followers. Video on brutes and I was terrified watching this has reassured me

  • @zylaaeria2627
    @zylaaeria2627 Před 8 lety

    Hey look, it's the enemy! :D
    Love how casual he is about it.

  • @DylanBegazo
    @DylanBegazo Před 8 lety +1

    "spoon me! It may not be over" Chief interrupts and says no with a plasma grenade ^_^

  • @quailfeather
    @quailfeather Před 2 lety

    Watching The Orville and then watching this; the Brutes are REALLY reminding me of Moclans.

  • @thirdplanet4471
    @thirdplanet4471 Před 3 lety

    Feels like watching movie bloopers

  • @thisguy8851
    @thisguy8851 Před 9 lety

    "I see the deamon....." I think nearly coughed up my lungs with that seen delivery XD

  • @corvuscyrus
    @corvuscyrus Před 4 lety

    "Ahh! You scared me!"
    I never thought I'd see the day when a Brute would say that

  • @regipokemon9408
    @regipokemon9408 Před 9 lety +3

    @ 0:42 I hate it when you get team killed!

  • @goldquakeplayz-minecraftmo4448

    0:12 (🔔Ding Dong🔔) The Demon Is Dead!!!!!

  • @zanethederahn4079
    @zanethederahn4079 Před 5 lety +1

    It slipped under the covers

  • @malhaar2271
    @malhaar2271 Před rokem

    My favourite to this day is them going "Damn you you monster!" in ODST Firefight after you mow down hoards of them. It just sounds hilarious and intentional irony given that it's Brutes saying it...