Lines of Halo - Halo 3 Grunts + extras (funny dialogue)
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- Lines of Halo - Halo 3 Grunts + extras (funny dialogue)
5th edition to the series! With Halo Master Chief collection coming out soon, I thought it would be great to bring back the nostalgia of the hilarious lines of grunts in halo 3. IWHBYD (I Would Have Been Your Daddy) skull was used to gather up rare quotes. Sadly I couldn't get all of the lines due to the randomness. I might do other halo games including Halo CE or Anniversary, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo ODST, Halo Reach, and Halo 4
If there's a miracle you decided to read the description...
Music:
Halo Anniversary [Soundtrack] - Disc Two - 14 - Cloaked In Blackness
• Video
Halo Anniversary [Soundtrack] - Disc Two - 16 - To Sleep
• Video - Hry
"STOP MOLLESTING ME!"
The grunts know of our T-bagging...
Ben Pennewell k
they should be programmed to do that if you teabag them LUL
Chief, they're onto us!!
DEWM 1:00 Lmfao I first heard that In Halo2 Ann When the Jackle was messing with the little Grunt before Orbital Drop
Context please???
"YOU KILLED POONFLIP! THE FLIPPIEST POON I EVER KNEW!"
and I'll be the one killing PoonYap
Nahh, it was Yapflip. I would know. we went to Nipple academy together.
@@Zailen1 | Are you secretly a Grunt?
@@Zailen1 Aree you sure, i swear their name was yap uhhhh blap or was that one that became the methane king?
@@higrunt9844 hey I saw you 1 year ago on a weird planet whith a BIG SHIP and it escaped an explosion i don't even think it was a planet
Rest in piece PoonFlip. The flippiest poon there ever was.
😂😂
+Clorox Bleach you are everywhere I go dude!
what about yapflip and flipyap
And Yapyap.
And Yipyap pippip and yippip and all the others.
"He's using a hammer!"
*Brute charges in and kills Arbiter*
"OUTTA NOWHERE"
lol h sqid I just wet my oants and kp calld him a jackass
That had me laughing so hard lol!
Best scene in the video! Lol!
That's a spicy meme right there
Ah how I miss the cute grunts...
Raghuvar Vasudev yeah i fell like halo 3 had the best grunts
Eleazar Alvarez yeah it did
Raghuvar Vasudev h
Grunt: here comes the grunty punishment (kills himself)
Eleazar Alvarez That and halo 2 grunts made me cry because of their lines
"You killed poonflip he was the flippiest poon I ever knew" I lost it.
You’ll kill us, snap off our arms and use them as maracas!!
The Boss Tex 117 Da da da da da da!
4:04 - *COVENANT GRUNT:* HERE'S ONE FER YA _MAMA!!!_
1:12 the embodiment of all grunts lmao
"Here comes the grunty punishment!" *boom* "WOHaaaaa!"
Gruntos prime
For all who don't know extended lore, the nipple they are referring to is a food nipple, Grunts breathe methane gas and eat a nutrient... liquid that comes out of said teat. You can see this in RvB season 14 ep 01 when Grif opens the door to the room full of Grunts.
Nick Murphy SHHHH I’M ONLY AT SEASON 7
@@astrosuperkoala1 dont worry, its not just RvB lore, its halo lore. Grunts cant shut their yap about the Nipples
@@astrosuperkoala1 tbf Season 14 is more an anthology season lol
If the one said “ we nurse on nipple” 😂
I really miss them speaking english :(
You and me both bud :(
Over 9000 N00bs same here :(
Cave Johnson Prime When they said Nipples almost all the time?
Cave Johnson Prime omg yes. I hate it that in Halo 4 grunts and Elites (now "Sangheili") speak their own language which makes the IWHBYD skull completely useless cause you can't understand shit they're saying. Terrible decision for the franchise. The grunts were the series comic relief, they had the best lines but now no more.
Cave Johnson Prime Wait a little more...in Halo 5 they do ;)
i want a grunt as a pet
soundwave84 I know this comment ITS old but I would too
soundwave84 Grunts are 6ft tall
Same
nateguy632 5
soundwave84 but what about rumble ravage and frenzy? Aren't they pets?
"OH my stars and gardens, there he is" Omfg 😂
Some dumbass with long hair that killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
God I just realised this comments from a year ago
😳😳
*COVENANT GRUNT:* BACK TO THE NIPPLE...........!
@@kaixlotl_7296 that guy's name killed Me more.
What is it with the grunts and nipples😂😂😂
Please enjoy my bright blue balls!
That's where they get their food, and grunts like food
grunts eat, they get their food from a nipple-like thing, its kinda like a juice box full of protein yummy foodstuffs
Maybe that's the name of their home planet?
+Ethan Jackson oh
HE'S A ZOMBIE
Haa, arbiter, "the beast is using a hammer!".
"If this sucks I'm going north!"
Rythaze (SMASH)
"You killed Flipyap! Or Yapflip,was he?"
Another Grunt: "It was Yapflip."
"No, Flipyap was his brother."
AG: "DON'T TELL ME I DON'T KNOW FLIPYAP! FLIPYAP AND I WENT TO NIPPLE ACADEMY TOGETHER,EVEN though (squeaky) he's dead!"
I died with this line, alongside Yapyap and Poonflip! X"D
3:28 good to hear that grunts listen to more than 500 year old Earth music
3:42 and apparently understand the Bible or somethin like it if they say Biblical kind of doom
The grunts do have a vast knowledge of human culture aparently
@@happycentury4288 and were also the first to learn English in the covenant apparently. Pretty smart
also 3:32, they apparently know how to use a centuries old exotic human musical device
4:26, they also know about 600 year old human books
"That was a SLAUGHTER! A MASSACRE! A MASSACRE SLAUGHTER! Kill... Mass...."
Quite possibly one of my favourite lines in gaming.
CT - 7598 Alan Tudyk - gotta love him.
That’s what we call a “Killionaire”
"Here comes the grunty punishment!" *kills self with own plasma gernade*
The most grunt thing ever witnessed
@@TheArbiter3479 ikr
Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy
Marine: this for all the honeys I aint sexing, cuz I'm here fighting you.
Mushroom Gaming. Female Marine: I say it sounds to good to be true but i don't want to.
I'm gonna pop the top off a can of WOOP ASS!
Game over!
Told ya! Chicken!
Yeah! Ok, someone bring out the fist of rukt
1:30 Is he offering his breathing device to his injured comrade?
So cute xD
"quick breathe the meth!"
MC: what are they saying, Arbiter?
Arbiter: You wouldn't believe me.
They sound like the characters from south park
Omg yes they do !!
Holy shit your right
Holy shit I though I was the only one who noticed. they sound like cartman and Kyle lol
Villager and one kind of sounded like butters
“Oh my god! They killed flipyap!”
“That bastard!”
2:01 The question nobody think to ask. Truly wiser than most grunts.
3:04 Grunt: bad guy 12 o' clock *throws sticky grenade* is anybody wearing a watch?
I feel so bad for having to kill them... They're one of the funniest characters in the franchise and we step on them in return...
1:06 I think we found the covenant version of caboose.
+Starchild3215 dude,Caboose was raised by grunts,they shared nipple all together! lol
+Starchild3215 I wouldn't be surprised if Caboose came from a seriously rich and intelligent family while one of the planets during the first part of the war after the destruction of Harvest was destroyed too..... and baby caboose was raised by grunts and food nipple until some UNSC forces retook a city or something and freed caboose XD
+Starchild3215 im confused
+Starchild3215 i came from a supermarket not a baby
+Starchild3215 wait I HATE BABIES
4:20 Arbiter went back to Sanghelious.
You mean *Sanghelios
*ARBITER THEL 'VADAM:* Beast is using a hammer!
*BRUTE:* *_YEET!_*
Sounds like South Park characters
Andrew Piccirilli go on x2 speed even better
Onepump won they sound more high pitched
Cuz it sounds like a conversation from the show
[Random show talking complete adding to data banks]
I now want to hear a grunt yell "HE KILLED KENNY"
LOL Mainly either Kyle or Tweek
2:24 the sentence of gods
2:23
"Well this sucks, I'm going north!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" (South Park)
Hahaha
And he sounds like cartman too..
That beast is using a hammer!
WHAM
Rip arbiter
TheCODster16 Arbiter can't die in Halo 3 solo
4:19 had me dying 😂
*ARBITER THEL 'VADAM:* Beast is using a hammer! _(gets powned back to Sangheilos)_
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@lancecurry7538NOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
"The beast is using a hammer"
*smash*
"HE'S A ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEE!"
I don't know why, but I like the delivery of that line.
“Quick flip open his visor so we can see if its man or laaaaaady “ is my favorite voiceline
1:12
"Here comes the grunty punishment!"
*Failure*
"whoAAH"
1:05
Grunt: “Catch!”
Brute: “Keep out!”
*throws sticky grenade*
Brute: “I’m stuck!”
*BOOM!*
I can't imagine how fun it would be to work in Bungies audio/voice acting department. Would be so hilarious to be the actors saying these lines, or the guys that sit and record them on the computers hahahah
Joe Staten voiced all of the grunts xD
2:46
The thought of mothers being in the UNSC never crossed my mind why am I crying
"Shooting your dead-ass is a poor substitute for huggin' my baby!"
Humanity is on the brink of extinction, everyone had to fight
HOORAY HE'S MIRACULOUSLY REVIVED!
"Beast is using a hammer!" *gets pwned by hammer* RIP Arbiter :(
Thank god they can speak English in halo 5
Arbiter is invincible. When he "dies" in battle. He "grunts" (pun intended) and gets back up. He doesn't really die. When he "dies" he actually just fainted cause he couldn't take it. But he heals back up and gets back up to action.
Mushroom Gaming. XD I CAN'T STOP SQUEAKING
*PERFECT CELL:* Did you forget I have Piccolo's ability to regenerate?
The grunts are right about him being like a zombie
Never betrayl him. I once killed him before a cutscene… Infinite checkpoint…
@@THEL05 lol you replied to a comment I made back when I was like in 7th grade
1:41 i cannot stop laughing at these two parts "yeah lets poke our head out and get head shot by the demon XD" "Why is he chasing me?"
YOU KILLED YIP YAP
Yap Yap*
Or was is Flap Yip...?
no, it was flap yip... wasn't it? No, it's flipyap... Don't tell me I don't know flipyap! We went to nipple academy together, even though he's dead...
But there's also poonflip flipiest poon I've ever known.
Laughed so hard at 4:20 HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I know right! XD LOL
Hahaha that was the funniest shit I have ever seen XD
Fatal Grasp lol 420
Isn't it funny that you laughed at 420? Because when you're high you laugh at everything XD
*ARBITER:* Beast is using a hammer! _(gets powned by said Brute!)_
"Ill investigate! Someone give me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats with a little pipe!"
I have never been happier hearing this line. Now someone draw a grunt as Sherlock Holmes
"Here comes THE GRUNTY PUNISHMENT!" *own grenade explodes right next ot him* "WOOAAH!"
HE'S A ZOMBIEEEE!!
1:21 you killed poonflip the flipest poon I ever knew
I've played Halo 3 for 11 years and have heard maybe 2% of the lines spoken here. Crazy.
"Flipyap and I went to Nipple Academy together!"
Whoever wrote that line deserves a raise, haha.
4:33 "Well this sucks, I'm going north!"
This grunt has obviously heard of the election.
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Flippypoon The grunt no
Dryocampa
2016 or 2008?
WTF WITH ALL THE NIPPLE JOKES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
They drink from nipples.
+AdjutantReflex The line's actually "I'm glad that food nipple's waiting for me at the mothership. I've worked up a big Grunty thirst!"
+DJChiefX197 Looks like we were both wrong, the line is; _"Good thing that food-nipple's waiting for me at the starship 'cause, man, have I worked up a big, grunty thirst!"_
The Grunts are mistreated by the other Covenant races and forced to eat from "food nipples."
TF2 Sniper he's just using a hammer BANG arbiter go flying
4:25 I wonder what the circumstances were that led that grunt to know who Sherlock Holmes is
Since they were on earth, and in major cities like new Mombasa, I’m sure word got around about a Sherlock comic or book from within the cities ruins lol
2:46 god damn I hope that Marine made it home to her baby
4:30 Honestly the best line that the grunts could say. This made me laugh so hard that I almost wet myself.
Yeah that is really funny. I think it's exclusive to Halo 3 ODST. Because I only heard it from there, never from the base game.
4:11 and the next one fit well together! XD
“You killed yap-yap!”
That grunt that said "bring out the fist of rukt" isn't that the special gravity hammer? or a variation
it's the name of Tartarus's Gravity Hammer.
+Twylite Fang that guy was dumb he said lol he said that was a massacre a slaughter massacre a slaugter m mass
It is the original gravity hammer, but then they made prototypes called as gravity hammer
2:58 IDK why but this one made me LMAO
grunt: im gonna pop the top of a CAN OF WHOOP ASS! (thats funny)
*COVENANT GRUNT:* (kills Master Chief) Game over!
0:09 is where it’s at
Is that grunt stone cold Steve austin? 😂
@@jormungandrrework4899 I can’t stop thinking about that grunt coming out to Steve Austin’s theme now 🤣
4:20 “The beast is using a hammer!” X’D
he's gone
1:03 *”STOP!..MOLESTING ME!”*
Well this is now my Halo 3 quote from now on.
I always felt sorry for these little guys :(
Covenant forced them to fight for them....glassed their planet...they had no choice...
1:12 that grunt killed him self with his plasma grenade hahaha😂
"I am going to pop the top off a can of WHOOP ASS!" -White Armor Grunt
R.I.P hilarious grunt.
"Here comes the grunty punishment!"
Throws grenade and kills self.
EDIT: Why does this have 13 likes..? xD
1:12
the way he said woah was hilarious
@@wolfurban3740 | 1:15 for *"WHOA!!!"*
Valkyr1ePala3in make that 200
0:46 oh hello Cartman
That arbiter hammer kill was the best part haha
*ARBITER THEL 'VADAM:* Beast is using a hammer! (gets powned by said Brute)
Here are some of the funny lines I've heard from grunts:
"I'ma killin' machine!"
"My gruntie sense is tingling,and I don't like the way it's feelin'...
"I'll kill you and everything like you!"
"It's kinda like linguini,except when it gets in your stomach,spreads out its arms...and turns you into a nasty zombie thing!"
"I'm gonna rip you a new one!"
"Now! Everyone! Freak out!!"
"Huragok go BOOM!"
"Here's one for your momma!"
0:32 that's actually depressing
1:04 That cracked me up 😂
So my favorite game is perverted? (Listen to the first line)
does it offend/bother u?
Over 9000 N00bs No not really I found it kind funny But I wasn't expecting it
Over 9000 N00bs do u miss them speaking english? i do (sad face)
I miss it too
Their is another one line you forgot it was on Halo 2 the mission when you drop from that pod thing idk lol XD "He Was Like Bad Guy Bad Guy On The Moon"
4:19
Arbiter: Beast is using a hammer! *Gets launched into orbit*
Here comes the grunty punishment
0:08
I'M OPENING A CAN OF MOUNTAIN DEW RIGHT NOW. Right video, right time :)
0:59 OH my stars and gardens there he is
"HESE A ZOMBIE!" Omg I love the grunts
Please enjoy my bright blue balls
Truly the grunts will always find lines to get dirtier
I think the grunts in Halo 3 were the funniest. :)
1:25 that should be a meme, lol. This is hilarious!!!
I am the master of stealth :3
I feel like caboose from red vs blue had a grunt brain transplant.
here comes the grunty punishment do you like that demon do you like that?
0:41 I heard that line while playing Halo 3 odst once
*OOOOHHH MY STARS AND GARDENS THERE HE IS!!!*
My favorite "This is a biblical kind of doom!"
3:27
I see *one* Grunt has a fine taste in music. He likes Queen, like I do.
Legendary video I look back on every Christmas season
"Kill us, snap off our arms and use them as maracas!" I fucking lost it with that line lmfao
*fyi guys, grunts get their food off something called a nipple so that's why they talk about nipples so much.
1:22
Grunt: Great, now you killed Yipflap! The yippiest flap I ever knew, almost like Poonflip!
R.I.P. Poonflip 2014-2018, he was the flippiest poon we ever knew
If anyone is wondering. A nipple is a long tube that that the grunts get their food from, they put the tube in their mouth and they get the food in their mouth
How.... Grunts... *Cute shit*
You’ll kill us, snap off our arms and use them as maracas!!
This shit actually has me laughing hard how have I not heard a lot of these lines
i havent watched this video in yeaaaarz dude... that song at the end hit hard man, shieeet nostalgia hit so hard :')
One time my dad while my dad was backing off of a horde of Grunts to get his shields buck up, he was called a “Sissy”
4:20 ohh really now ya don't say.
I love the grunts. They're hilarious
0:34 i feel bad for that grunt
"I'm going to pop the top of the can of whoop ASS"
Alright stone cold 😂😂😂