Lines of Halo - Halo 3 elites (funny dialogue)
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- Lines of halo - halo 3 elites (funny dialogue)
With Halo Master Chief collection coming out soon, I thought it would be great to bring back the nostalgia of the hilarious lines of the elites in halo 3. IWHBYD (I Would Have Been Your Daddy) skull was used to gather up rare quotes. Sadly I couldn't get all of the lines due to the randomness. I might do other halo games including Halo CE or Anniversary, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo ODST, Halo Reach, and Halo 4
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If there's a miracle you decided to read the description...
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This makes me believe the elites studied human culture before joining forces. But all they had access to were romcoms and 90's films
I bet they take starring as a sign of affection for humans.
The covenant studied Humans that's how they learned English cause apparently everyone speaks English then.
Steven I know I'm late, but Spartan helmets have translators in them, not sure if the Unsc Marines also have translators though.
They probably just used raised signals from the 20th century and used that to teach languages.
Its a darn shame those helmet translators don't work on kig-yar.
"Did you kill him for sport? Or ammunition?"
They're on to us! Run!
AhstTraotee brilliant😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!
That line is perfection.
SAY THE WORD
Thel 'Vadam: "Allura alahu akbar" *DIES* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DID YOU KILL HIM FOR SPORT OR AMMUNITION
Thel 'Vadam: AAAAAAAHHHH 🤣🤣🤣
@@zacimusprime4865 But... I just traded my needler for the guy's plasma rifle. Does that make me worse?
@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 ALLACKBAR BOIS!!!!!
"is this because of reach" ooh you did not just say that... lol
what if i wanted more money ARRHOUGH
*YOU PICKED THE WRONG SPARTAN FOOL*
2:18 NOW SMOKE TRIPPING
@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 yeah that does hurt in all realities!
Sangheili Bois speak German. They say shit like, "Wort", 3:06 "Auf Wiedersehen", etc. They speak German
3:31
*ELITE:* Really, I'm not going to kiss you in front of *_everyone_*.
_[Other Elites turn their heads at Chief]_
Elites: WTF
lmao
Master chief: fUcK tHeY kNoW
Enough dude Brrrb Brrrb Brrrb
I ahmed Realism.
elites are so fucking adorable
Go play halo reach and say that haha
All the elites after halo reach look like obese lizards but in halo reach they look sleek and deadly
I though I was the only one who though that
Rhys Nichols no they look like brutes that tried to eat a grenade.
Rhys Nichols but “brrb brrrb brrrb”
"Damn...I like you too but...damn. :3" wtf lol
*COVENANT ELITE:* If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids!
_(Master Chief backs the Hell up.)_
“I like you too... let’s talk about this afterwards shall we?”
2:04 BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP
3:31 "Really, I'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone!"
Everyone else looked at John like, WTF man.
Elite Major 2: Wait, what?
Elite Major 3: Dude, wtf?
I love how the elite said in front of everyone, meaning he was willing to do it alone lol
Wait......how can an elite kiss?
Joel Miller idk but maybe you can just nuzzle the alien?
Elite Major: Wtf?
Chief: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
"ONE OF US MUST DIE!!!" that elite is fucking metal.
metal
He's sayin' one of the elites have to sacrifice themselves lol
No he's not, he's speaking to the enemy, saying that as long as he is alive he will do everything he can to kill his enemy, hence: "One of us must die."
Elite culture in a nutshell
Suddenly the sangheili are the cutest alien foes ever
Suddenly John is approached like a girl
i need an elite plushie
UNGGOY: *Hold My Fuel Rod Gun*
Is this because of Reach?! LAWL
Why won't god let me die it is
Man that's probably the zealot that stabbed Six.
A zealot became a major? What a huge downgrade.
Tony Redgrave or the Elite that sniped Kat
Reach was a good game
"One word for you"
3:03
I could not stop laughing.
HABOODIGAHBOODIGUHGUH.
Bro I was so confused when I heard it that i laughed really hard, this one and the "Enough dude! Brrb brrb brrb" got me
Speaking his native language he forgot how to speak
Joe Biden is an elite?!
"Haboodigahaboodiguhguh."
...
i want this to be said at my funeral
His last words
Correction, it's one word
Aw piss!
A wise choice of words. I think your family will be especially pleased!
WORT WORT WORT!
"Do I look like a GRUNT?" Because Grunts are totally given Beam Rifles on a normal basis.
Ikr
Yeah but they are usually traded horrible weapons! Lol
Brandon Deets Aren't Jackals assigned to Beam Rifles mostly?
The beam rifle isn't horrible?
Brandon Deets he got the brute shot taken away. That's why
Have NO Fear I will Cover The Rear HA HA HA HA ha ha
:3
Bryan Novelo Bow chicka bow wow
GOD DAMIT TUCKER!!
Bryan Novelo ii
*COVENANT ELITE:* I... like you, too! ... Let's talk about this afterwards, shall we?
I like how Arbiter just jumps right up after u kill him like 'Lol jk all better now'
b.f. 4 evar m8 cuz true legends never die, they just respawn :3
Thel 'Vadam is immortal
"Is this because of Reach?" Hahaha so horrible and funny! :D
savage
I think he was referring to what actually happened in the game, but still a savage.
They're Elite.
Zidious G never forget reach
the whole noble team was down idoits
and reach was lost
Elites are surprisingly flirtatious
Ah so THIS is why the prophets replaced the elites with the brutes.
XD haha omg
the brute are worse. they just make fart joke all day.
And they're gay.
"HE WAS MY LOVER!"
Lance Curry
“It slipped under the covers!” -Random Brute
2:53 Arbiter: THIS IS how you kick a box Master Chief: WTF arbiter
Karma a real bitch ain’t it cheif lmao 😂
Arbiter is a gangsta
Rafif The Second Tru dat nigga.
+Rafif The Second you shot me, foo!
Gangsta Sangheili
Alak Lazarus Straight Outta Sanghelios
I agree. Hell, the dude gets knocked on his arse and gets right back up -- wait, he's played by the same dude from Saints Row?
"Enough dude, brrb brrb brrb" best line of dialogue in this whole game
That elite was half elite half bird
@@bohnebohne2228 people already call them split-lipped dinosaurs so migh as well throw THAT in for extra credit
_EVERYONE HAS THE BIG GAY FOR THE CHIEF_
Banana no the 🅱️🅾️Y is the huge gay
_im losing my shit_
Who isint?
What the fuck is wrong with you little shits
best comment
"u shot me fool"
I lost it. I just lost it.
I have a word for you Haboodigahaboodiguhu
That's Sangheili for *"Screw you."*
I love the line “didn’t I give you this for Christmas?” It’s just the most random thing ever, and also the “Enough dude!”
You shot me foo
"if you gaze at me much longer we might as well exchange fluids!" I'm done
🤣🤣🤣🤣
you're done exchanging fluids ??
Who’s sucking..?
Big Iron On His Hip
I hear that and I'm thinking stay away from my beer.
Couldnt stop laughing when the elite said brrrb brrrb brrrb
It was so cute and hilarious!
*COVENANT ELITE:* Enough, dude! _(Brrb, brrb, brrb!)_
Dammit, that's a bird sound! Not a lizard sound! Cut!
*sheds single tear for bungie
"Did you kill him for sport? Or for ammunition?"
I'm saving that quote!
"Do you think that love can bloom? Even on a battlefield?"
Was I the only one who thinks arbiter sounds like a black guy when he said "you shot me fool"?
It would make sense considering he is voiced by a black guy.
Batman of the Apocalypse Really?! I did not know that!!
I ready didn't know that
Rose Bentley For some reason, to me, he sounded like Locke.
XD everyone know who voiced him but me!
"Is this because of Reach?" Rofl
Me: A little bit.
Elites in Halo 1, 2 and Reach: super disciplined enemy officers that kill everything with methodical discipline.
Elites in Halo 3 when they're allied to the UNSC: best bros
The Elites are so tsundere.
*"It's not like I like you or anything... baka."*
*_Hah, thats illegal, mate._*
@@lancecurry7538 More like
"Its not like I like you anything... Wort"
RIGHTLY weeb
@@JoeKurr5 Casually insulting a comment from 5 years ago.
Brrb brrb brrb
*WOT WOT WOT!!!!*
no no no, sill artist, it's *WORT WORT WORT!*
That must be the department of "please stop staring at me" calling. I think Chief better answer.
2:26 I was not expecting that.
Master chief: i wear green for a reason balla
2:44
Arbiter's Revenge! XD
A lie😂😂😂
*WTF?! Where did that box come from?!?!*
@@lancecurry7538 Arbiter: this is how you kick a box
Use elite's flirty voice lines and you might be able to win a girl
Have no fear I will cover the rear ;)
*walks up to crush* "have no fear I will cover the rear haha ha haha
*"I'm trying new contacts, NOW STOP DRIPPING!"*
If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids!
How the girl responds: *"Really, I'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone."*
Dammit, dem Sangheili elites seem so adorbs :3
Um... I'm not sure if these elites are even sane anymore! XD
***** I think when they teamed up with humans, they got introduced to alcohol
BowlingGlaceon Exactly!
BowlingGlaceon LOL xD
0:06
Elite: If you gaze at me much longer, we might as well exchange fluids.
*Master Chief walks away*
*Elite becomes forever alone*
(XDDDDDD)
*hugs him*
I LOST IT AT 3:01
i did too!
boodigahboodigahguh
The Elite kicking that box was freakin HILARIOUS!!!!!
Thel 'Vadam murdered John-117
You SHOT Me foo!
*Kicks box on Chief's head.*
*master chief to arbiter*: Your elites are gay Arbiter: Ikr _-
I love the elites so much... XD
fearanger1 true dat
It seems the Sangheli are actually a very friendly but frank species when they’re not on the job.
Sangheli were actually impressed with the humans and their ability to fight. They actually at one point tried to convince the prophets to let them join the covenant.
It's basically canonical that they're extremely friendly and somewhat horny xenophiles when religious propaganda doesn't have them waging a holy war against a species. In Halo 5 there's an audio recording of a sangheili trying to make a bad love poem for a human.
3:47 Elite: Enough Dude brr brrr brrr
Other Elites: Wtf
"You shot me, fool!" lol he sounded way too human
Who knows maybe too much human exposition did a thing or two on poor Arby 😂
The last elite made the cutest noise brrb brrb brrb
I find these guys oddly cute. No idea why. They're just adorable to me.
1:07 hey its the elite version of tucker
*BOW CHIKA WORT WORT*
@@RJALEXANDER777blarg chicka honk honk
"one word for you..haugiansidkab XD
*"Haboodigaboodiguhguh."* (3:02)
3:32 I like how they just look at chief
There's this one line where I hit an Elite and he said "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE!"
I did this by pure accident because I thought he was a Brute from the armor so I accidentally killed him.
He said that after I melee him twice. Second time killed him.
RIP Blue Elite: ???? - Covenant War. Last dying words "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE"
Coolausdtin/austin25034 huh, never heard that line before...u must be punished for killing a fellow elite
Over 9000 N00bs It's not my fault for killing him on accident when I thought his armor was a Brute's.
Some Random Gamer Named Austin we have few enough warriors as it is?!
Did you killing for SPORT? Or Ammunition?
One word for you... Haboodigahaboodiguhguh... XD
"Did you kill him for sport? Or ammunition?"
YOU HAVE SOME BRAINS! ON YOUR FACE!
-Some Elite
thats a elite on internet when hes arguing
"If you gaze at me much longer we might as well exchange fluids."
That Elite totally stole my favorite pickup line!
I fucking love Elites so much. Favourite thing about Halo, Arby being my fave character.
Marc Shlyshen OMFG SAME HERE
there's something about halo 3 i miss so so much, and yet I can never have that same 2007-2009 feeling back
Ah Halo 3, the only game I know of that you spend at least 60% of the game being assaulted by random boxes.
2:03 our allia-
"Did you kill him for sport? Or ammunition?"
OAAAH
You do know that elites can say " wort wort wort" during combat right?
also on halo 3. rarely
It means go go go!
Where
late to this but, the IWBYD skull should make it more common, and for trivia, "wort wort wort" is just johnson saying "go go go!" reversed and possibly edited further.
2:44 this reminds me of a time when me and my friend were playing firefight in reach and we were on a hunger wave, he was walking out of spawn and a hunter blasted a huge crate at him and he died instantly. We couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes lol
0:22 I think thats refering to how awkwardly shaped Elites hands are that when you forcibly pull a weapon out of their hands it hurts.
"You shot me foo!"
😂
02:24 black guy voice activate (no offense)
His actor is black
Keith David
+DarqMassacre 2:04 Arbiter: Our allies- (gets shot by Master Chief)
Elite 1: What the hell are you doing?!
Elite 2: Security from outside. The demon's gone rampant!
I bet he was supposed to say that in his Arbiter voice but slipped and this was the outcome.
+I BOOM I 2:04 Thel: Our allies- (gets shot by Master Chief)
Elite 1: What the hell are you doing?!
I got lost with Arbiter! XD
I coulda sworn those green phantoms couldn't die... Like at all.
I agree.
Much less in one shot. To the weak spot
0:12
If you gaze at me much longer,we might as well exchange fluids!
*cheif walks away*
_lol_
These elites are adorable~
2:05-2:09
Elite: Did you kill him for sport or ammunition?!
Elite in the background: *Scratches ear then turns to face Chief* Sorry I was scratching my ear. Any way what was that... WTF HAPPENED TO THE ARBITER?!
Edit: How the hell did I get 13 likes?
Edit 2: I need one more for perfection, that's all I ask for
Arbiter keeps his distance afterwards
I'm not even sure if elites have ears
@@griffingower1883 What ever counts an an ear is what he just scratched for me
you Shot me fool! XD
This was the one skull that I always played with in every single game. The grunts lines were always my favorite as a kid.
Though i never heard that exchange fluids line before.
That had me crackin up big time
Elite: "im on your side fool"
Master chief: "oops my bad"
3:48
Elite:
"YOU HAVE SOME BRAINS....
ON YOUR FACE."
Me: *Flips the table*
*Throws the airhorns everywheres*
*Announcer screams betrayal as xxMastur_Chiefxx gits rekt by a skrubbby mc skrub Elite.*
That ending, where that one made the weird chirps XD
"You shot me, fool." That one sounded like he just came outta the hood.
2:25 is that real?
I'll leave it up to u to decide :)
Ok then. :)
Yes it is, actually. I shot the arbiter multiple times and I got him to say it twice, try it yourself
DEWM on legendary, no?
*ARBITER:* You shot me, fool!
3:23
**Punch**
Elite: Is this because of 'Reach'?!
Me: **Thinking how since Halo 3 was made many years ago before Halo Reach**
Reach happened before CE in the timeline.
Virgil Films The story of Reach was already part of the lore. There was already a book The Fall of Reach well before Halo: Reach came out. Reach was also mentioned in several other books.
@@toonamidemon2519 Teah, It was released before Halo 1 even was
Lieutenant Spartan III Commando Beta-312 Company Noble Six of the United Nations Space Commission Naval Special Warfare Command Group Three Noble Team is 117's dead big sister or dead big brother dependent on your choice of gender when playing the character. The Covenant are probably also responsible for making John a cyborg whose cybernetic face reflects far too much light to be visually recognized or photographically discerned in the books
Been playing halo 3 for 10 years and haven't heard half of these lol
I'm using that as a pick up line
"Should we exchange fluids?"
Good lord!! the way the red elite said do i look like a grunt? is what really got me. XD
I want the grunts and elites to say a few words at my funeral😂
Meta Knight you done fighting Kirby yet if not I’ll glass him for you
Elite: i will say one word for him
Haabodudubudududu
you shot me fool!
3:01 I came here specifically for this and I am not disappointed
2:25 I love how the arbiter says "you shot me fool"
0:08 EWWW WTF! Was he talking about having sex?
No, but he did mean "making out".
they are going 2 have a good time ;]
Ares leave them alone that's how they make love😂😂😂
Probably not, but that's what it sounds like.
And it's funny as hell too
@@elmesfamily8220 yeah i think he meant that they will exchange blood
2:15 Hank Hill, from King of The Hill, be like:
When the elite said ouch he was meaning it hurt his feelings
You should record the elites from halo 2!!!
Normally I'm against asking for likes. But since this comment has a good suggestion and it's not mine like the his/her comments.
@@xenomorphnumberfiftyfour-p5573 Or is this secretly your second account
anime_gamer_101 _overkil In a way. My first channel possibly got hacked. DarkPred was the name of my first channel.
3:14 I did not know that there were Elite Doges out there
“Brrb brrb brrb”
I have no idea how sangheilis can make these noises but they can
I think that one guy said "Ouuuuch" because his feelings were hurt. You did snatch his gun without asking.
"did you kill him for sport or ammunition"hahahahaha
I love the elite dialogues.. and the doge part was great xD
"Enough dude! Brrb brrb brrb."
Lost my shit.
3:24
"Is this because of *Reach* ?)
Halo 3 still looks better than Halo 4 lmao
Bro, Halo 3 is still eye candy. Look at Halo 4. It's all a bland, stoic and mundane work of art that took no effort in making.
I dont agree. I respect your opinion, but let me put it in better perspective. Halo 3 is a 7 year old game. 7. That means the engine itself must be like 2 years older than 7 so one could say that Halo 3 is run on a 9 year old engine, 2005. That's almost a decade!! And now, in 2012, the NEW halo comes out, Halo 4, and it didn't look any better than Reach in my opinion. And if it didnt look better than Reach, and Halo 3, imo looks better than Reach, then Halo 4 must be down there in the bottom of the barrel of disappointments for the lack of a better word. I know for a fact the technology exists to create the best halo Graphics wise, but they also know that is expensive af and why do that when they can still impress people like yourself with just a layer of skin and weak colors.
Halo 4 was way to shiny with it's graphics. everything was bland and metallic. I was disappointed with most aspects of Halo 4.
I remember just a week ago my friend was playing the campaign and he went inside a wrecked pelican. I don't remember the name of the mission but let me tell you how bad the lighting was. When he walked inside he threw a grenade and shot randomly with his assault rifle and nothing lit up the inside of the pelican. Nothing in Halo 4 impressed me like the previous Halo's did, lighting included. And I agree the 360 couldn't meet Halo 4's expectations, but don't think 343i didnt know about the power of a decade old 360 before making the game. They knew way before hand and they fucked up... hard.
***** A lot of Original Xbox games were shiny
Arbiter getting revenge after getting shot in the face a coupe times by kicking a box impossibly in the air to hit chief in the head, one of the funniest things in my opinion.