Halo 2 - Funny Dialogue
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- čas přidán 26. 12. 2019
- A video compiling the various pieces of dialogue you can find in Halo 2 when you have the I Would Have Been Your Daddy (IWHBYD) skull active. Some of these lines are funny some are just more rare, but either way, you'll probably hear some things you didn't even know were in the game from the elites, grunts, and marines!
This was a video that took me a lot of time and effort to make, having had to play Halo 2 for hours on end just to get as many unique lines as I could find. It was also considerably time consuming for me to add the tracking text to the video with keyframes. Hopefully you guys think this video was worth all that time and effort!
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Elites: *a noble and ancient race of born warriors that are extremely religious and follow a strict moral code *
Also elites: *make me a sandwich*
Arbiter, do you do foot massages?
@Timothy Gillis all elites are cute
Me arriving to subway
that part
Sometimes in Halo 2, if you stare at an elite's crotch long enough, they'll say, "yes, I am a male." Not that I've done it or anything...
I’ve taken a GRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVOUS WOOOOOOOOOOOOUND
Wort Wort Wort
Wort Wort Wort
wort wort wort
Wort wort wort
Hello Caboose
3:41 Confession
2:29 Marriage
5:21 Honeymoon
1:34 3 Years Into Marriage
5:31 Divorce
Sad
Best story I’ve ever read/heard 🥹
Underrated comment
Fucking fire
aSshOLe
4:03 - 4:26
I love how the whole point of the song is just telling the player to stop standing around
Press the pause button
They tell his va to sing
It’s my new ringtone
@@theslavemotivator3571Idiot!
Bro hits those fucking notes though
“I bleed more than that on a regular basis!”
Holy shit that’s a raw line for a female NPC.
Edyson Maldonado Baten that...that is the joke, yes. Congratulations.
I didn’t even realize
@@TheArkTheArkTheArk Sir, please shut up.
Ohh. That's a period joke. I didn't even realize.
I see by the replies we got a load o' Fresh Meat.
(for the Fresh Meat, that means rookies)
“I’ve taken a...
*GREEEEEEVIOUS WOOOOOOOOOOOUND”*
And the shield wasn't down, what a child
1:09
Sounds like "I NEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG"
Elite even sounded like general grevious
Hello there
I love that elite just casually tells Arbitor to make him a sandwich lol.
1:34
I think he’s talking to the player for being afk
hahahah
Heavy
@@timlockwood5028n profile pic opinion automatically inavlid
@@Cosmicfear101 ok
1:35 Out of all of the dialogues, this is the most random. Just imagine being on another planet, hunting down a fugitive and a random soldier walks up to the arbiter and goes “make me a sandwich.”
The joke is that the player went AFK to make a sandwich and the Elite is going "Make ME a sandwich"
Kinda like the Johnson one later on
@@idkwmytunijohnson saw the player making a sandwich for the elite and he wanted one also
Woman Marine: " I bleed more than that on a regular basis"
Ew
I did not think of that lol
I thought she was good at getting paper cuts
Wait, did you just...
@@cloudfall2157 I see what you did there
"Well Arbiter I... I... I think you're cute too..." is probably the cutest thing in this video because he legitimately sounded like he had a crush on Arby.
Peppermint yes...processing how cute that was....100%
Who wouldn’t? He was a great shipmaster who failed miserably despite his numerous efforts on taking down humanity (his body count is in the millions). And instead of being put down he rose to the royal rank of The Arbiter, the will of the prophets despite wearing a mark of shame. Becoming an Arbiter is both shameful and looked up upon in the Covenant, lol. He has quite the resume.
This channel does not exist. That is true the armor is sappose to show that they don’t care about that elite dying but through the times he slowly gained the elites trust and all the others
B-1000. Not to mention all the arbiters have done great things that benefited the Covenant (or the prophets agenda 🤔) in the past.
@@aeronautisch The Arbiter wasnt actually so much of a "royal rank" as it was a punishment.
Hence why he was then sent on various suicide missions while underequipped.
5:53 "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK, ME FODDER??"
that's perfect LOL
1:10 my new favorite line in existence
Has the same energy as “I’ve been stung by a wasp. I’m dying!”
Next one is better tho
Bro explained the entire story of halo
Zug zug :)
I've taken a grieeeeeevous wounnnnnd 😩
IVE TAKEN A GREEEEEEEEEVOUS WOUND!
She was one of cute ones :(
and then he starts unbuckling his pants
"yeah you go on ahead chief, i gotta uhh..., ill cover the rear"
@@Blox117 Well that escalated in anything but an upward direction.
He's going up somewhere
Blox117 more like going in the rear
Cover the rear. Lololololo
That one elite that clearly has a crush on the arbiter, that's cute.
Ikr, that's adorable
Yes! I went Awwww
Makes me feel bad that you probably killed that exact elite eventually in the game
More like all of them
Halo 2 is actually a bromance sim
4:57 easily the best voice line in halo
It sure is
Munky
I'd like to see him say that to Criag's face and get away with it
Cheeke Monke
I'm dying help
4:53 SCARED ME OUT OF THE KITCHEN, because i was actually making one ;-;
Lol
Grim Quest?
I also want a sammich
It doesn't matter if it's an alien or a human, everyone likes a sandwich
I love the fact that you just so happened to go afk while staring at this particular marine to make yourself a sandwich and this particular line played while making the sandwich. XD
Repeatedly swap weapons with sgt Johnson and he‘ll say “funny cortana, now turn him back on”
Are you supposed to be helping Charlie and the gang with the hotel?
PrimeZona yes, but I’m bored
@@ItsPrimezona halo 2 is arguably more important than the hotel
Dragonkeyblade10 ＹＥＳ
Alastor I get you
But...arbitor friend :(
I really felt that.
ThePandJ I will love u and pet u and call u George
Might as well shoot me now, get it over with
B-1000 Gollum reference.
@Goombella - lol
5:21 the nonchalant tone kills me every time.
UNSC: “The Covenant are full of evil, bloodthirsty monsters just itching to kill all of humanity. Who knows what those demons are up to?”
What the Covenant are up to: 3:41
what a great couple
Shipped
@@akaironoodles2551double shipped
I will love you and pet you and call you george
That one marine singing "war, what is it good for" and writing a haiku to his girlfriend has more personality than any character in Halo 5
EDIT: Yes, it's an ODST. I left the comment after watching the video so I forgot that. Stop trying to correct me 🤦🏻♂️
Obi-Wan Kenobi 1:09 I’ve taken a grievous wound
Obi-Wan Kenobi Making an exception for Buck I would agree
@@brotherhoodknight4417 buck serves nothing other than comic relief.
@@brotherhoodknight4417 Buck was only good because we already like him due to H3: ODST
Don't forget breaking the 4th wall.
"Use the pause button, idiot!"
What’s funny is that they deliberately recorded all these knowing that players would just stand and stare at NPCs to see what they would say
I never had a conversation. Maybe should stop unintentional speed running
they knew that the players would fuck around and not proceed with the story so they recorded some stuff for them to notice
@@prateekpanwar646 speedrunning is for try hards and CZcamsrs which I guess we both are........ Touche
Pretty crazy since the game was rushed
@@piggsy20 imagine a world where h2 wasn't rushed.
6:49 That line hit hard. I felt that in my core 😢
Zug Zug 😔😔😔😔😔❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
zug zug
It was voiced by Joe Staten lol
Zug Zug.
No! Wort Wort Wort
2:42 This is why the Grunts are some of my favorite enemies to fight.
I'll hang out with that ODST
Same kirby peter guy and ahegao guy
KirbyPeter the singing one? Hail yeah!
@@MasterHall117 That is hilarious!
Adam Link did you know Sarge from RvB was requested to join the ODST? It would be cool for the them to return to infinite and one of them sounded like sarge saying his usuals from RvB!
gg thats a real woman
4:22 "Press the pause button...Idiot!"
4th wall break!?
My favorite was him legit singing for a good 30 seconds just to lull you in then gives you shit xD
@buckshot 50 - Definitely. xD
The making sandwich is also break 4th wall lol
I mean 75% of these are 4th wall breaks lmao
:o
"...PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON IDIOT!"
I love the Marines getting so annoyed with Chief doing nothing that they break the forth wall.
6:07 best elite line.
shipmaster is one of my favorite elites
All the female marines get pissed off when you stare at them, but the male marines love the attention.
Because ladies hate being stared at men..
@@jeremiahgranger1566 only if you are ugly
Ohh I know what the ladies like
And that one elite confeses his love to arbiter
@@awake5180 I sill cant under stand the joke
From flirty elites to ODSTs (Orbital Divorcing Sergeant Troopers)
What a wonderful game
This comment made me giggle.
Orbital Drop Shock Troopers
Sonderling he was making a joke...
The illegal Mexican oh, it looked like that would be a legit name for them so that’s why I thought
yeah like the other guy said 'Orbital Drop Shock Trooper'
1:34 This is just too good lmao
3:16 He's smarter than he sounds
1:34
A poor elite never got his sandwich...
Please donate one sandwich to elites in need.
One Like = One Sandwich For Mr. Gay Elite
The way he turns to you
Imagine if u were off making a sandwich and he says this lol
4:53 Johnson wants one too
F in the chat for that elite :'(
I remember on one play through a marine said while shooting a dead elite : " My brother was on Reach you basterd!"
It hits me real hard tbh
That's depressing
Im not sure if it was on Halo 2 but i've heard that marine said something like "that's for Reach" while killing an elite :D
@@pawejabonski8544 h3
Dont bring back reach memories
5:13
Oh Johnson, you are a treasure.
1:08 damn i havent laughed that hard at halo in a long time
6:35 basically every halo fan ever
Night Wolf 😂
5:18
You can see chiefs eyes if you angle the camera just right.. hes got veiny eyes!
* 3:22 👌🏼
Im glad someone in lore is curious like us.
*shot doesn't even break his shielding*
"I'VE TAKEN A GRIEVOUSSSSSSSS WOOOOUUUUND"
1:07
Lmao
Elites understand and utilize sarcasm effectively- and I love them all the more for it. 😆
Every class has a drama queen
You’re laughing…..he’s taken a grievoooooouuuus woooooouuuund and youre laughing
Whatever VA did the one human guy npc was frickin’ hilarious
“Shows over turn it, back around, probably something more interesting…over that way”
“Uh lets see our colonies are blown to hell, the covenant have found earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoo’s with serious friendly fire issues, YEAH I’M GREAT!”
“she was one of the cute ones😭”
“okay let’s eat and change our shoes!”
Real life actor and comedian, David Cross man.
3:42 "Elite: i.. i think you're cute too"
"Arbiter: What do you mean huh."
"Elite: nothing."
Why are the names in quotes as well
"Let's see, the Colonies are toast, the Covenant found Earth, and our last best hope is a guy in green metal underoos with some serious friendly fire issues." XD
sinister is random solid copy!
That line is something out of red vs blue
That marine knows his shit 😂
sinister is random *blue friendly fire issues*
Me: ah, yep, that is caboose for ye
Activate codes
CTRL-F-U
@sinister is random - lol
“Do you do... foot massages, arbiter?”
*Slowly looks down at feet*
why must you curse us- ;^;
F O O T F E T I S H T I M E
Was half expecting him to shoot them.
TIME STAMP NOW
Unfortunate
I love the insults hurled at the Chief for fooling around.
According to the novels, if the Chief stares at you, you apologize. (He has Batman-style intimidation glare.)
What's funny is that the Master chief and Arbiter are considered icons of their respective factions, yet they're still treated like a simple recruit.
6:35 every halo fan when chief literally exists
That Helljumper sonova-gun
WTF are you talking about. inside the helmet is your own face. The player himself is masterchief.
@@CommenterMr922 Written story doesn't count. I am the cannon face.
@@CommenterMr922 Books are just not same as game. Halo Reach already contradicts books and as far as cannon priority goes Games>Books
@@avichalsharma3856 Master Chief gender is helmet
7:01 that was an emotional roller coaster
Hes goin through alot rn
Too bad he was on delta halo and probably didn’t make it
That went from 😊 to 😅 to 😳
Better plot than whole of halo 5
@@themeddite2935 HE DID
1:11 that freakin ahhh followed by 3 seconds of pure silence and the elite says "I've taken a grieeevvious wounnndd" and God the mini subtitles made it even more funny then it should've been.
“But arbiter friend” SO CUTE
"If I find out you have x-ray vision, you're dead"
Chief - *sweats nervously*
Pfffft good luck killing chief he has plot armor
@@myyoutubechannel7912 and spartan armor
@@myyoutubechannel7912 welp, she could dry him to death...
@@anoblefish411 There's a joke you can do there.
@@JoseHernandez-pd5qw true
The best line from Halo 2 will still and always be in the original;
Marine: "Dear Sarge... Kicking ass in Outer Space - Wish you were here..."
Johnson: "I heard that! Jackass..."
isn’t that halo 3
KitKat 0459, Halo 2 during Delta Halo
@@KitKat-nj7mj Halo 2, right after you clear the first temple ruins after hard fall on Delta Halo.
That's no regular marine my man, that's Chips Dubbo
Sebastián Arenas I only found this out recently, but another marine says that line if Chips is dead
"P.S. Do you think I could take the dog?" this man got his priorities right where he needs them
"i will love you and pet youand call you george"
*proceeds to start firing at Master Chief*
3:02 "If I find out you have x-ray vision, you're dead"
*_Malicously racks weapon_*
A really big hole coming right up.
(Gulp) how did she know 😱😲
**Need to silence her**
4:23 That guy was having way too much fun in the recording booth.
Can never have too much fun
Yheay yheay yheay yea!
@@SpectreCiNW I love this song and this shit had my crying "IDIOT"
Breaking the fourth wall the right way!
@@nashandra6634 your cringe
Finding all of this funny dialogue makes me realize that a LOT of Red Vs. Blue was actually pretty close to the original side material in the actual games!
1:09 easily the best piece of dialogue in halo 2
1:16 I'm convinced he's fully conscious of being in the Halo universe
And 4:02 is conscious of being in a video game "press the pause button. Idiot... Jesus"
That kinda sounded like church from rvb
Well he would be halo's first and only analrapist, an analyst and therapist...
I'm pretty sure everyone at that point knows all of the things he said.
@@michaelkeaton5394 Good ol Tobias
1:10 when you barely hit your little brother but then he tells your mom
Funny comment
@@halo3rat_709 I can't tell: are you being sarcastic or sincere? Tone is really hard to detect online.
@Noseberg Schlomopass ok
@@kilroy6429 😂😂😂🤣
Every genji main
7:06 this is the Easter egg to Sarge from Red vs Blue were he read letters and say stop to show where letter go.
7:30 ok now I don't feel so bad when they died 🤣
The elites are my favorite 😂😂
3:41
Wort wort wort
Make me a Sandwich
I've taken a GRIEEEEEEEVOUS WOOOOOOOOOOUND
There bad guys but F U N N Y
5:31 I think it's hilarious that Elites canonicaly swear like humans.
I like you profile picture
Is that the same guy who has a crush on Arbiter--
Or they learned a few human swear words from fighting them.
"She was one of the cute ones" he actually sounded sad too
“I will love you and pet you and call you George!” *Proceeds to shoot aggressively*
How to ask out girls:
**staring and heavy breathing**
I should try that out
@@butterccm you gotta get some 7' tall armor too
@@max1muslegend772 facts
4:02 is the most elaborate way for a game to tell you to pause the game
lol yeah
And best
Never in my life I would have thought to have the same emotional connection with the grunt at 4:41
1:24 he says “And our last hope is a guy in green metal *underoos*”
"Will be home for divorce" is probably the most realistic line said
PS: Can I take the dog?
Military wives could confirm.
Chief shattered my man's last hope at reproduction at 2:40 "she was one of the cute ones"
*2:34
rip
2:54
Yee
@@derpyprince2319 noble six: sadly that's true
0:57 :| thank yo- oh it's still warm :)
1:01 my favorite grunt line. It just sounds adorable.
How is this better than ACTUAL comedy shows?!😂😂
“Your armor is quite impressive. Might I try your hat?”
“You stare at me. I stare at you. I fail to see the point.”
“We do not have time for games. And even if we did, this one’s kind of stupid.”
Halo reach marine: “we have limited time in this universe... and we weren’t meant to spend it this way”
I love that elite.
@@elliesart_ who don't like half jaw
5:30 just the simplicity of another Elite calling the Arbiter an asshole for taking his beam rifle makes me lmao
Arbiter: Gimme that Plasma Rifle.
Elite: Asshole.
"Make me a sandwhich" BASED ELITE
2:25 Best line.
The fact the voice actors recorded all of this for dialogue that you rarely hear is incredible dedication.
6:36: The entire Halo fandom in a nutshell
Not anymore lol
The fandom now: NO NO NO PUT IT BACK ON
AHHHHHHH
1:35 *looks at you*
Make me a sandwich
Yeah, truly unbelievable, going above and beyond and risking limb and life to record a few more lines, truly amazing, modern day heroes.
“She was one of the cute ones” that’s the saddest one
This is cute -> 2:30
That Grunt who said “I will love you and pet you and call you George” made me smile with a stupid grin
6:57 Dude got a cold chill, leave him alone
hadadahaliool
@@UncleTyso basically
4:02 That ODST deserves an Solo spinoff ! 😂😂😂
Midnight Riders
Edit:
COVENANT RIDERS
He played the Sax in Halo ODST :)
"Press the pause button...Idiot!"
4th wall break!?
"Will be back soon for divorce,
Bye bye.......
P.S
Do you think I can have the dog" 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️
@@buckshot5096 i liked this 4th wall break
“Well, Arbiter… I… I think you’re cute too” and “Make me a sandwich” are my favorite lines.
This is why Halo 2 kept me busy for 10+ years and is still my fav old school video game. The random funny dialogue would just come out of the blue. Even after 10 years I was still hearing new and unusual things.
4:23 that ODST broke the fourth wall
“PRESS THE PAUSE BUTTON! IDIOT.”
I fucking can’t with this game lmao
Can you imagine going afk for a minute to check your phone, and then hearing the ODST sing a song and then yell at you for not pausing the game?
4:27 Background marine: "Jesus..."
gotta love the good old days when games had character
I read this right as it happened
Think its actually the Sergeant saying this
MJ Praetorian yes
david cross is such a great actor
The Covenant: **Is currently at war with all of humanity**
Random Elite: 4:57
A grunt asked me once “Arbiter, tell me a story!”
Did you tell him a story?
Well… did you?
Cmon did you tell him a story?
I really wanna know if u told him that story🤔
"Tell me another Jackal story"
“Thank you, oh it’s still warm” got me dying😂
0:57
CallMeZombie honestly I find they way the marine says it so funny , like he sounds genuinely amused to see it is warm
Darkwarrior0920 right thats what i thought!!!
He smiles too hahaha
I forgot the actirs name but hes in scary movie 2. Its the wheel chair guy. They used a lot of actors in this game for cameos
4:22 I absolutely love this one. I wonder how many players out there left Chief in idle and didn't pause the game? Idiots. Jesus.....
4:53 imagine actually going afk to make a sandwich, and then you hear him say that from the other room
5:47 I like how friendly this one is
Same
Thats Canadian elite for you
@@taubatreal5155 😂
Surely is
@@taubatreal5155 eh, arbiter?
4:03 when he started to scream i was like "no way he's singing this song" XD
It’s a good thing that the classics survived
I actually heard him sing it in game
I love the 4th wall break at the end when he addresses the player!
Thank avery johnson in particular for that. He made em all listen to the classics.
@Berdeh “War” by Edwin Starr, 1970.
I swear Marines in Halo are exactly how the US Army would be if Aliens invaded us, man did Bungie nail the vibe
The delivery of “asshole” at 5:32 is brilliant
1:11 how my siblings explain the fight
My brother to me 5:17
4:03 that ODST is so LEGENDARY, that he broke the 4th wall!!
Kevin Rivera
In the lore that song probably was written
Brian Stabile no its from the song "war" made in 1968
I feel like this is a rush hour reference
Guys, that's not what he meant. At the end of his singing, he says press the pause button, idiot. That's the 4th wall break...
Lol
Press the pause button, idiot !
The fact that Spartan-II’s show sociopathic tendencies makes Chief’s creepy staring extra funny to me.
That ODST singing was the best thing I’ve heard all day