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[@coldones]

Honestly tho shout out to twomad for editing and helping produce the video drop him some love - czcams.com/channels/4sxB7lQ17CKRpFQpntloRg.html

[@pwnsensei]

Masterful use of the pufferfish meme audio

[@TheWadeBrigadesPokemonChannel]

Cold Ones will do. This is by far my favorite show to watch. You guys always bring plenty of laughs. Plus there’s a MASSIVE LEGEND HERE!!!!

[@PeachyPetra23]

Maduwefuwedadaiday did a great job

[@gabrielmahmud9855]

The whole time I was watching I was thinking "did two ad edit this?" and I went down to the Comments to see if any1 else thought so too and now I'm just impressed with myself

[@justanotherviewer3413]

MAKES MORE SENSE

[@Catnippy]

i can just imagine twomad pissing himself laughing as he intentionally kept in all of chad's mouth noises throughout the video

[@avylynn4523]

and how could you not? especially during the end when he went to take a piss

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

It's not funny, it's unwatchable.
I get it, xd no 1 else wood do that lmfao so it funny rofl

[@stickman3214]

@@dylanmonstrum1538 Who

[@AxeltheKing1000]

@@dylanmonstrum1538 why? I think that is hot. 🥵

[@robh7800]

It’s amazing they filmed this with birds on their heads the entire time

[@MrDankTM]

sup Robert

[@dovewayadder8284]

@@MrDankTM why are you replying to everyone bro? with that little tick too congrats on that

[@RaxoFilms]

@@MrDankTM how much did you buy your channel for bro

[@InfinitioZ]

@solve et coagula His total views is 98k haha

[@kolax8796]

@@MrDankTM hmmmmmmmmm

[@polarid]

The chaotic energy between these two drunkards and twomads editing makes for an amazing video ngl

[@user-jx9ft9ss8o]

Yuri edited this one

[@puddle3551]

@@user-jx9ft9ss8o this is the only video twomad edited, they talked about it on their year recap!

[@user-jx9ft9ss8o]

@@puddle3551 damn I just watched that, I thought it was a different bed tho my b

[@Calilou52]

@@user-jx9ft9ss8o nah its this bed

[@jimsmith3715]

But prezoh is the editor?

[@jasonmclaughlin6213]

Came back to watch the peak of twomad’s existence as an editor to remember him before he went to paedophilic shit. Now I’ll live the rest of my life and never think of him again.

[@crashawashere]

I was literally just about to comment this!! I was like 😬 after I say twomad had edited this video

[@womboleantribeleader7464]

Nobody knows if he was guilty other then the people involved in the situation. I doubt you knew him personally so your going up to bat agienst someone you don't know anything about. I'm not saying he was innocent. I'm just saying he never got his chance in court to prove if he was innocent or guilty so jumping to conclusions from twitter drama isent gonna get anyone anywhere in life .

[@shrimpe2876]

Almost every creater has spoken up to support the claims that his behavior was extremely erratic​@@womboleantribeleader7464

[@grammarnazi2159]

​@@shrimpe2876that is wrong. Jameskii is a russian liar. There was no solid evidence of the kids thing.

[@arrtttuurri]

"So, hows your life?"
"Yeah, not bad. Steady decline."
This is so deep

[@AxxLAfriku]

NO WAY!!! Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I smell like 100 dead orangutans? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr ever, smelling like 100 dead orangutans is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear arttzrzu

[@dreadmilk]

AxxL shut up child

[@josh-cg8tz]

@@AxxLAfriku epic funny my bruh

[@taurioncolquhoun4249]

Ooo looks a comment JODishere didn’t reply to

[@Ego-met]

8:24

[@productunknown3985]

this like good mythical morning if it was scuffed, cursed and Australian

[@szymonk8931]

true bruh

[@cartmanofsp]

productunknown scuffed and cursed are epic internet words

[@weedobeepo]

why’d i literally think “scuffed gmm vibes” like five minutes before reading this

[@JollyEagle125]

To be honest, you just said 2 words that describe an Australian, 'scuffed' and 'cursed'.

[@GlobstersMessenger]

You mean if it was good and not fuckin boring tripe?

[@chimpmilk]

I swear Chads heavy breathing has me paranoid, i just hear *breathing noises* and like im just trying to chill by myself and i keep freaking out.

[@johnperez2202]

How fucked up were you last month

[@konikotrestrescinco859]

How fucked up were you the last 4 months

[@officialbsnhs7817]

how fucked up were you the last 7 months

[@chimpmilk]

@@officialbsnhs7817 very

[@azariah_kyras]

Are you fucking

[@erusdearest]

"Don't tip your head back -"
Chad showed the same subconscious reflexes as a mom flinging her arm over her kid when coming to a sudden stop.

[@ceeb420]

My favorite thing is the drunker they get, the more they say "bro" and "man."

[@drew.-]

Cmon yuri dewa shot *maannnn*

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@mathyoucanwaitk7905]

Alcohol content is directly proportional to them saying bro and man, it's called the broman paradox

[@coolguyhino92]

So....they're perma-drunks?

[@daniellafernando7966]

They become more bogan with each shot

[@NJJL98]

Please never give Chad a pinned mic I can hear his breathing it's like a divorced smokers microwave

[@Kyle4OH8]

💀

[@billarddank4970]

bruh that got me right there

[@jesseyfreeman]

Just don't give Chad a mic lol

[@smartsense488]

This needs a pin

[@samhammich7993]

Breathing wasn't that bad, listening to him eat was horrifying.

[@TrueGoat420]

"Its like when you nudge a pinball machine it says no nudge bro" LOL

[@eins2001]

No Nudge November amirite

[@funnybone6149]

I feel like this entire episode was made during a gas leak

[@Wilburgur]

hahahah ok but the choice to boost chads breathing sounds was pretty lit

[@ape9469]

William Burger

[@hiraeth437]

When are you gonna be a guest?

[@MerrickTall]

Bro Wil you need to upload

[@ArthasOverlord]

To Weynon Priory then......

[@dannymckenzie8329]

Hand berger

[@allu797]

Whoever edited this was clearly high, drunk or both

[@MrDankTM]

f u Al

[@noot.9859]

JODisHere No need for the language you alcoholic weed consumer

[@chef3347]

Worse, its twomad.

[@allu797]

@@noot.9859 ok boomer

[@FrozenXThorn]

aka Twomad

[@TheSektorz]

25:36 i swear ive seen toddlers struggle to tell a story the exact same way, because they don't know enough words yet

[@revenant497]

this comment is sooo underrated, bro

[@bayleelamb3092]

I’m sorry. But “thaturday & Thunday” destroyed my lungs from me laughing.

[@6fvf6fiolajola29]

Thats actually my favorite vid ever on cold ones

[@MrDankTM]

sup fiola

[@yourhotuncle2285]

JODisHere fuck you.

[@epstein7161]

Idk man the video with the Christian SuperMega bois was pretty good

[@calmarengeur5424]

Really glad to see the increased diversity in the cold ones squad with the introduction of intern Muhammad

[@ash.bunnyy]

i like how every time max hits the bruh button it looks like its his last hurrah before a violent death

[@dnd2216]

The one at 23:50 cracks me the fuck up every time

[@cscpmc]

I can't describe why, but Cold Ones feels almost like the anti-Good Mythical Morning, and I can't get enough of it.

[@poprickartword2294]

Bruh real shit

[@HBM23]

Chad - ”So how’a your life?”
Max - ”Not bad, steady decline.”
I lost it at this part lmao

[@4thsanchez83]

It made me choke on my bong smoke. I almost died.

[@GonzoIV]

@@4thsanchez83 You smoke the devils cactus?!?! thats epic bro!!1!

[@4thsanchez83]

Allegedly!

[@Maesolmese]

Dude, I read this at the same time they said it.
That was a nice, serendipitous moment and this is a stupid fuckin' comment. 😂 But it was a killer moment.

[@totallynotadolf5465]

chads heavy breathing halfway through the video and his long pauses due to the booze got me dying

[@benjaminmayall2679]

Yea I honestly can't tell if it's real or not. I mean he his fatti.

[@totallynotadolf5465]

@@benjaminmayall2679 i sincerely hope its because he is ridiculously drunk

[@WarmCupOfBatteryAcid]

Chads drunk laughter and then the “Oh” of despair as he drops the shot. I felt that.

[@n00bJesus]

it's wild going back to this earlier cold ones when they were departing from mostly being a podcast. The humor and everything is there, but these days idk the vids just have such a pronounced energy about them. These older ones are still top tier tho :)

[@hotdog_actual9998]

Anyone else notice how accurate Chad's math was with the odds of being tazed 3 times in a row? Man had it exact at 12.5%

[@rugerbosss1022]

Yeah that really caught me off guard, wonder how long it was between that cut

[@rugerbosss1022]

Just noticed there wasn’t a cut I dont think, impressive

[@yankydoodlepaddy613]

Gambling man

[@alanbarrett6235]

Explain the math for us small brains.

[@TTwaTTT]

Adam Barrett divide 100 hundred by 2 for the amount of times they did it so it goes from 50 to 25 to 12.5

[@alittlelifeleft8232]

"And put a racist flag behind him to make him look like hes sieg heiling "
Uses drama alert. Perfect

[@bigmike8586]

Keemstar is a king, saying the n word w/ hard r is epic bro

[@wyvernslayer4530]

@@bigmike8586 nigeria?

[@rich.o4]

Big Mike that clip was made such a long time ago when everyone wasn’t so much of a pussy nowadays, people could make jokes back then and people knew they were only jokes and it was amazing

[@hellokevan7782]

GamingWithRich it’s not that, it’s just how much of a hypocrite he is

[@rich.o4]

Hello Kevan how is he a hypocrite 💀

[@philum5618]

I just get so much joy from watching the mindless rambles of two meme lords as they get more and more drunk, and the twomad edits just make it better

[@Harry-mj6rh]

“It looks like someone came in it”
*immediately gives it a strong sniff*

[@iCdizzily]

this time on cold ones, Chads fat dad noises coming through a microphone.

[@burgbass]

25:29

[@harlingenman4638]

8:56

[@mmmadame]

F A T D A D N O I S E S

[@Ayen__]

Holy fuck i laughed so hard

[@ThebigNut]

The amount of editing at the beginning is a drug trip

[@GodofChum]

if you've seen twomads videos, you would understand

[@Halcypian]

@@GodofChumYour name is a blessing, teach me your ways lol

[@natemajor6560]

Two mad must of done it

[@3dashooters]

@@natemajor6560 it is edited by him

[@phatboi6650]

27:17 I love how Chad uses the scientific name for the alcohol they use in hand sanitizer, like it's the only thing he's well educated on

[@nurofiend3555]

Isopropyl alcohol my guy.

[@sinistrality7883]

Chad Laughing like a Maniac at Max's Jokes is always the best part of these videos.

[@HerohammerStudios]

The editor is either a genius or completely insane

[@gootoo.]

It's twomad, he's notorious for his editing

[@xUdumbx]

why not both

[@dovakiin4388]

It's twomad he's a legend

[@TheBjcn]

Over-edited in my opninion

[@current3109]

TheBjcn fr

[@themanager9642]

Chad sounds like he's one more meal away from a heart attack

[@valentinalopez9143]

Yeah, I'm worried when I hear someone breathing like that

[@lsd-rickb-1728]

Fat fuck

[@brandonpeterson2445]

MMMMMmmmmmmph.
"Oh yah"
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmfffffff.

[@rekklintheshadow1680]

Makes it really hard to watch these videos. Lol every single one I swear

[@killbenjiTV]

He is such a fat fuck aye :(

[@crazysunshyne]

I’m not ok with this being 4 years old already

[@liamwelsh4665]

I like to think that all the mouth noises and breathing is twomad just getting back at the lads for calling him prezoh a million times

[@thewill2create759]

“Should we delete the footage?”
This is Gold
How much gold has gotten deleted!?

[@catcrasher711]

max is so fucking picky about the quality of content haha even though everything is gold

[@dennis_duran]

“Put a racist flag behind him”
*Puts Drama Alert*
I see what you did there. Cold Ones never forgets.

[@sandiaconcuchara5627]

twomad never forgets

[@kondaresto]

Neva forget neva surrender

[@DookScooter]

What do you mean

[@peepeirs4861]

@@DookScooter drama alert said the n-word

[@DookScooter]

@@peepeirs4861 o

[@NeonManatee]

For some reason 23:15 kills me. Max saying Saturday and Sunday like that just gives me joy 😊

[@UmbraBorealis]

the classy music adds to the illusion that these aren't complete degenerates and it just adds to the comedy

[@lucaschuk]

I’ve watched this video at least twenty times and every single time when max answers chad with “yeah not bad, steady decline” I feel ecstatic and delirious to the point of hysteria

[@scoott8605]

This went from CZcams comment to Shakespeare real quick

[@Freezedriedtoddlers]

truly, me too man

[@popcorny007]

8:20

[@au1317]

you should probably see a doctor about that mate

[@edwardvitale1912]

Well ok then

[@Atlastheyote222]

Chad breathing in the bathroom is prime asmr

[@AquaKittyLionCat]

The way it zooms in on Chad’s eyes bugging out while he’s breathing so heavy fucking kills me

[@the-man-who-bites-his-tongue]

These two are the only people in the world I've ever seen who make drinking with friends look actually fun.

[@Pokepoketpoke]

You dont need fun yo have alcohol

[@MattXShaver]

I feel like I just watched ADHD as a video

[@decaffeinatedafrican5997]

well it would be fiction then wouldn’t it

[@ninjamushroom8367]

As someone with severe ADHD can confirm

[@tryrexman8627]

Try watching twomad's own videos. Literal aneurysm.

[@spookieolive]

can confirm when i finished watching the vid i realized i was staring at the mirror

[@riverciver8528]

Also someone with severe adhd can agree.

[@harvey1154]

Y’all should make two mad the permanent editor this shit is fire

[@JCcrackle]

I agree, the editing is top notch. Nice work twomad!

[@AG.Floats]

Way over the top. What is this 2011?

[@user-yc8xb2iz9w]

@@AG.Floats yeah i agree

[@cesararellano5528]

good editing

[@JellyMan3634]

Please more like this

[@panthr3297]

8:22 one of my fav moments on the channel

[@madladdion8955]

he just like me fr

[@moistydikdikofdikdiktribe1059]

RIP twomad cant believe the path he went down

[@Zsadism]

Twomad has just as much chaotic energy as these fucking drunks and makes a perfect editor.

[@jojomizugorou5305]

That's why he's the editor

[@redknockz454]

@@sinistrality7883 hes edited others too genius lol

[@sinistrality7883]

@@redknockz454 can you link the vids that Twomad edited here then, please?

[@fenix2316]

@@sinistrality7883 and what other videos has twomad edited?

[@fenix2316]

@@sinistrality7883 sorry meant to tag the dude you tagged 😂

[@Dominator2930]

Watching this was like having a stroke and a seizure while high on LSD. Great editing, we need more videos like this!

[@DrCartof]

I watched this on ketamine and I thought I was loosing my mind

[@muertolamento]

@@DrCartof NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[@dovakiin4388]

@@muertolamento LMAOOO

[@FROSKI_Music]

This is the best Cold Ones episode for sure. Everyone just grogging, laughing and having a good time

[@tedium3696]

Watching these videos while drunk is a completely different experience than when watching while you are sober

[@JustinSmith-mh7mi]

Why tf does Max's voice sound like it's on a permanent flanger effect

[@dankerthanclanker]

I think you mean chorus. It's because he's about as loud as the Airbus A380, and is being picked up in Chad's mic too. It's ever so slightly off sync, too.

[@JesseWrangell]

Phase effect from 2 mics picking up the same sound source, but at slightly different times, which messes the frequencies up and gives it that weird hollow sound.

[@zedintheshed]

Fuck all you I can't unsee or hear this shit especially the video sync

[@Ozzztin]

fuck comb filtering on gawd

[@tbk34ch]

23:35 Listening to Chad's caveman brain trying to explain what he's seeing made my day tbh

[@TheQuietuber]

"alcohol buts in adidas symbols with some grog bottles" 🤣

[@silentpelicantv6021]

WHY IS CHAD PERMANENTLY OUT OF BREATH??!!? Can't hear shit over him panting whenever anything happens.

[@rommul1389]

18:28 I refuse to believe he calculated that himself in his mind.

[@tylerbader2531]

I sprinted to the comment section as soon as he did that like how the fuck

[@kieranbrain7765]

A little bit of twomad and his ADHD and editing rubbed off on the boys
Apparently twomad actually did edit this

[@carlamaker2545]

It's the schizophrenia

[@Cyranek]

10/10 please have twomad edit all the videos.

[@markovmily6950]

@M B legaliize fucking cancer culture

[@jalexie30]

rewatching this while high and the classical music is hitting so good in this,, it feels so elegant

[@cofeeplayer8409]

26:35 I love his little chucky laughs 😂

[@Garrett_Rowland]

17:07 Max has finally been met with karma for shocking the shit out of Ian and George back in the day.

[@Felinal_19]

Eyo that wasn't Max it was Maxine

[@NyxieMayn]

Damn that was so long ago 😭😭

[@charlemagnewhiterun9744]

Just coming back two years later to say
This nigga said george

[@jackmeriustacktheritrix]

Whenever I need to laugh I watch cold ones, never fails. The podcasts are awesome, but these casual fucking around style videos are S tier man

[@shadowofreality4211]

Twomad’s editing is so perfect for cold ones 💀💀

[@pieguy8757]

I love how twomad edits, he has such a unique and chaotic style

[@twistedofficial]

Pie Guy ranton is definitely similar if you’re into that style

[@MrChayce99]

Editor: “How much editing would you like?”
Cold ones: “yes”

[@AleK0451]

this is minimal amounts of editing for twomad

[@mobungus3135]

Twomad is an editing god

[@jakewesley3254]

Camera moves way to much. Other edits are great

[@mechadonia]

Your brain: “how much originality do you want in this joke?”
You: “*no*”

[@bagelbelen]

I’m going to be honest: this has become one of my comfort videos

[@Kronwalled55270]

One of the funniest cold ones videos they've made. So many memes in this video. I love it

[@curlythefool8783]

"Dude, Chris Griffin is sexy. How old do you think he is?!"
"How old is Stewie Griffin."
Holy shit, I died

[@StoneWeevil]

"Man children are s-"

[@flaggboi]

imma leave this on 420 likes B-)

[@Assasain19]

A Cold Ones vid with Twomad as the editor? Christmas came early this year my bois

[@guitardreamgirl9312]

it is a crime that they don't post more often. cold ones is curing my depression. i need more content, thank you

[@MG-jg6cr]

The TWOMAD was a jump scare

[@PrestonK_Productions]

I can't tell if Yuri is having fun or if his soul is being crushed.

[@Erizo_x]

Both.

[@thetokensaregood1965]

Yuritarded? Thats not funny.

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@ricejamaa7545]

@@thetokensaregood1965 Laughed reading this comment. - i am drunk, but still would find it funny sober.

[@xephlogo]

Chads heavy breathing is making me feel tired

[@Akqueq]

Well thats just topnotch Asmr, am i right?

[@kadebutt9834]

I read this right as he was breathing super heavy 😂

[@lukeskingdom1]

i was the 420 like

[@imsecretlyataco6795]

Whenever twomad edits I just get blasts of serotonin

[@selenazc]

if im ever having a shit day i watch this.

[@elliekrc3777]

shoutout to that water bottle that didn’t get touched once while these fools got patrick shwasted lmao

[@blankpage9277]

Forgotten product placement

[@ziggygunz2447]

Drinking water with alcohol is a waste of money!

[@danieluzumaki14]

chad's ASMR mic is exactly how I think he sounds all the time

[@samnicolson2589]

hey you put some mozart in there, love how you've made it sound like 18th century parlour games

[@wezsmith04]

Even re-watching this- Chad's heavy breathing still makes the episode

[@VaultTechnitian]

Whoever edits these is amazing and deserves more money

[@zen-z9618]

It's twomad aka I'll see you tomorrow meme guy.
He has his own channel.

[@jessepinkman1471]

toemad

[@Andiama]

prezoh.

[@aronicus.]

@@zen-z9618 no way, twomad is their editor?

[@ouriginal3338]

@@aronicus. just for this video, normally it’s prezoh

[@paolaregina5666]

It’s so funny when they drink and it is their job but I really don’t want them to die of liver cancer

[@smokeyjoe291]

if they die they die they chose this life

[@kathyj5316]

they prolly only do this once a week not everyday

[@turbosoggy6767]

@@AB-fg5lz both

[@HoanTraker11]

It's fine Australia has universal healthcare

[@kyrilan]

They live in Australia, if they don't drink themselves to death the fauna will kill them instead. Might as well go as you want to.

[@stevenb2511]

Man, twomad editing is truly beautiful

[@NebulousNector]

He couldn’t handle a cricket but wants a bird. Oh Chad. lol you silly silly man ❤

[@cryotin5460]

Love that in the end max is so drunk loud that he’s picking up on Chads mic

[@d6o9]

I watched this on ketamine and I thought I was going crazy and this is my hell.

[@pissdog3956]

twomad editing

[@vitors9198]

man i watched a whole playlist of cold ones on blow and ket and in this video at the 20 minute mark i literally thought i was about to have a stroke

[@TyloStober]

26:49 lucifers satanic laugh

[@blankpage9277]

Ketamine is for child drag stars. You can do better.

[@metalstiches]

Same comment iv seen on alot of there videos. So its gonna be a no you weren't from me.

[@eloise2686]

that the music in the background is the same as this one episode of bluey is really wigging me out ngl
also yes I’m still rewatching this video three years later, it is what it is

[@mackenzieman2331]

Eyo, the editing is absolutely top notch, i am crying of laughter all the time, twomad is goated for this one.

[@DarthPlaguais1]

Max: "Remember: a glass a day..."
*looses train of thought*

[@andyosborne2832]

This channel is the only thing that can make me uncontrollably laugh anymore

[@apricoticpeaches]

Same HAHA

[@deathreeshgv1760]

I love watching these videos while drinking makes me laugh every time and have a good day

[@brownthunder3944]

This is by far my favourite editing of any cold ones video

[@SteampunkHorse]

The double “INTERN MOHAMMAD” with the second time getting cut off abruptly still tickles my funny bone

[@outsider_in]

Now patiently waiting for the Cold Ones episode with everyone dressed in burkas

[@MrDankTM]

i hope u hit ur goal bro

[@Misrok]

Please keep twomad as an editor, I just laughed my guts out

[@jaspertippett9067]

That was twomad?

[@kirbotime]

Ahhh that explains a LOT

[@thedarksideofthemoon9612]

Nah twomad is way more extreme no way

[@obliviousduck5624]

@@thedarksideofthemoon9612 they say twomad edited this video at the end

[@schneblen]

I love how max gets his comeuppance for cheating on the drinko game by getting shocked three times in a row.

[@user78324]

8:13 this is such an honest hey brother

[@pussydribble]

Chad: So hows your life?
Max: Yeah not bad, steady decline
bruh
Feel you bro

[@stretchypants7140]

Why you stop upload bro

[@rudlum7250]

Yeah bro you're technically an og. First upload 13 years ago. You could've been huge. Looks like you were heading in the right direction

[@tennesseeboi6704]

My life is getting worse and worse every day Idk when it will stop

[@xmaster6576]

Imma start saying that shit when ppl ask how's life

[@Anaranjado]

I feel like I convince myself each year will be better for the first 4 months. Then I gradually realize I’ve already soiled that chance and just accept my fate.

[@THELEGENDARYDRUMER]

This editing is insane, props to toemad

[@thomasvaillan8673]

tis was twomad

[@discscscs]

The puffer fish augh was epic moment lol

[@anthonygutierrez6759]

@@discscscs F for the pufferfish

[@_lambert-spotter]

The news party with them is funny

[@deadbeat6159]

8:22 "So hows your life?" "Yeah not bad...... steady decline"
If only 2019 Max knew