He's actually making it? I saw Jerry Seinfeld live at Ceasar's Palace in Vegas in probably 2009, he said he wanted to make a Pop Tarts movie but decided not to when he realized the only thing he found funny about them was that 'Pop Tarts are never stale, because they were never fresh'. Later an audience member called him a pedophile during the Q+A session at the end, and was escorted out immediately by security.
I saw Jerry Seinfeld at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways
@@mpixel2058 And your source on that is ...? Or am I just supposed to believe that every artist is manufactured to be a corporate mouthpiece, like you seem to do so?
@@mpixel2058 It doesn't matter, a corporation using a song about being a rebel to describe their product still cringe as hell, even if the song itself is not genuine.
No way this movie is gonna talk about the lobbying Kellogg and other major brands did to push their sugary foods being "healthy", which is still continuing to this day. The line "We're talkin' about happy childhoods for millions of American Kids", is kinda messed up when looking at it from this perspective given that misinformation about health has inevitably led to early deaths of many Americans, including kids. This is just corporate propaganda through and through. Also, that ravioli is gonna live in my nightmares.
Poptarts aren't even good. A lot of childhood snacks weren't very good. We were victims of marketing before we ever had the power to buy things. Thanks, corporate America.
smores poptart kinda hits but other than that yeah, like if im gonna eat something as shitty for me as a poptart i might as well get something that tastes decent like (name a candy bar)
Kinda funny since Netflix is constantly complaining about how they’re leaking money so they don’t allow password sharing, constantly cancelling shows and yet they release this
You say that as if Netflix spent a dime on this movie lol. Movies like this basically fund themselves through product placement alone. It's like Adum said, the whole movie is one big ad so it literally doesn't matter if it's successful or not because it already paid for itself ten times over.
@@dudestep any amount of money is probably worth it for what amounts to, at most, a days worth of work. unless JFK is a main character, which would probably be too good of a joke for this dumpster fire.
if youre going to attack billionaires and millionaires promoting junk food to people already going through a health crisis, perhaps without any government help, then idk what the world is coming to.
The more of them that come out the worse it feels. Especially the ones that aren't critical about the brand in question. At least with Blackberry it was more about a lamentation of a failing business on its way out of relevancy, so by its very nature it had to focus on all the shortcuts and problems that caused the company and brand to go belly-up.
If this has an ending credits song by Diane Warren that gets nominated for best original song at the Oscars next year, I’m sticking both of my hands in a toaster.
This is the effect of Barbie's success. Product: The Movie is going to be releasing in different permutations for years not understanding that brand identity isn't what made Barbie successful, good writing was. It was a decent comedy that HAPPENED to also be an ad. Not an ad pretending to be a comedy.
Oh its gonna get so bad. Between the corporate product movies, video game movies and the comic book stuff, theres always 100 idiot ceos that take the wrong lesson from others success.
Also, Barbie is a character… with a personality and a backstory/whoooolle bunch of personal lore over many decades, etc. A Pop tart and a Cheeto are not characters (so it’s even more egregious and in your face that it’s just one big Ad. It’s borderline offensive). 😑
Good writing was also not what made Barbie successful, it was just stupid dumb retards, and this movie will be (financially) successful for the same reasons.
Story probably goes like this: Jerry gets handed a pretty big budget, hires a skeleton crew to write and shoot the thing, puts himself in the lead to double the paycheck and handed the rest out to his buddys for cameos. Its called the adam sandler xD
I’ll give ol’ Sandman this much, he has made good movies and turned in good performances. He’s also got musical ability. And I don’t think he got with a child so there’s that
The Pandora's Box opened by an honestly pretty good movie, The Founder, was so hilariously misunderstood by hollywood and now I have to deal with these movies existing...
It was all portrayed as properly skivvy as opposed to inspirational, at least as far as not in the mind of the lead Keaton plays. Now it's just entirely for the pat the back stuff and not thinking too hard about it.
Well, you DON'T have to "deal with these movies existing". You can not watch it, not think about it, and not talk about it... Sort of like "The Bye Bye Man". Or, if you enjoy hating on it, you can be actively glad it exists for you to hate on... Sort of like "The Bye Bye Man". Otherwise, it need not affect your life at all. This is like all the people that complain about how shitty k-pop is. They're right, but just don't freaking listen.
Ah yes, the Red Notice of Product Origin movies… This feels like those Adam Sandler movies where someone gets all their comedian friends together to make a movie and rely on stunt casting for entertainment value….
At least those Adam Sandler movies are somewhat fun to laugh with/at (click or happy gilmore). You can genuinely tell Sandler and his friends are having fun working together. This feels so soulless lol. I love Sony❤
@@gleebybooer Yeah... Somebody beat me to it, but no Sandler movie has been "fun" in over a decade. No one has looked like they were having fun doing them, either. Not in many years.
This kind of reminds me of the buildup to the release of Battleship, when we kept seeing articles about studios buying the rights to board game movies, and there was going to be a board game cinematic universe. Then Battleship tanked and nobody gave a shit after that.
Just because Melissa McCarthy can improv, doesn't mean she's funny when she does it, and I'm sick of people insisting her, Amy, AND Jerry are funny people. UPDATE: I finally finished the movie, after cringing so hard I stopped watching it last night, and it's seriously one of the worst movies I've seen in years. Foodfight is better than this.
@@serenitymoon825 It actually made me laugh. Christopher Lloyd's wild arm movements and highstepping is FUNNIER than the entirety of Unfrosted. Plus, I've sadly seen Foodfight multiple times, I never want to see Unfrosted again.
Now I can’t have a poptart ever again because I can’t support this bullshit, but now I reminded that I like poptarts. I fuckin’ hate advertising. Edit: IT WAS MADE INDEPENDENTLY OF KELLANOVA?!? That’s actually kinda worse.
It's kind of amazing that Blade Runner 2049 only had two Sony logos in it. Dennis must have had to fight them off with a stick, I can picture a version of that film where everything in the world is covered Sony logos.
The original Blade Runner had lots of logos in it, it didn't detract from the film, it was a dystopian future in a city, no idea why you're bringing up Sony logos in BR2049, the director literally put them there himself as he did the atari logos .
@FrawgfithAmblose Blade Runner 2049 is one of the few quality genre films that Sony made. Adam was talking about how their movies are full of product placements. The logos that are in the movie all fit into the alternate future where history branched off from are timeline somewhere in the 80s. Hence the advertisements for Atari and the Soviet ballet. Except for the Sony logo outside of Ks apartment, that was an actual product placement.
Larry David was the true genius. Seinfeld telling you “what’s the deal with …” jokes in his prepubescent voice gets old after one punchline. Also what a piece of shit, even past the pedophilia stuff, I remember he was so smug towards Kesha who wanted to interact with him. Not that I’m a Kesha fan but it tells you how full of himself Seinfeld really is.
America has actually become a parody of itself. It would be funny if it wasn't home to 333 million people, the most powerful military the planet has ever seen, and ~4000 nukes
@@HOTD108_ "Sent me" "sending me" and other such phrases have been commonplace on social media for well over a decade, probably close to 15 years at this point. I'm sure you were trying to be snarky, but not understanding common colloquialism is a sign of your ignorance, not mine. If you are genuinely unaware of the term, it means to laugh hard/exuberantly.
@@MacabreMoleyou know what else has been commonplace on social media? A couple of things come to mind: 1) jokes (person responding to you) 2) being a dick (you)
This filmed near my job and a coworker told me they saw a guy walking towards the trailers with two assistants right next to him; one for carrying a water bottle, and the other carrying an umbrella for the sun. Of course their reaction was "whos that asshole?" and it was Jerry Seinfeld. so on top of being a creep to teens, hes just a dick.
Ugh, they lifted the "I drew my invention but I did a bad job so nobody can tell what it is" gag from The Hudsucker Proxy. Everything about this looks insufferable on purpose.
Not surprising that Jerry is directing, this is very much his type of humor for the past decade or so. Just try watching his show about talking with other comedians in cars or whatever it's called, he's been lame for a very long time.
I just want to let you know, Bill Pope (the cinematographer behind Sam Raimi’s Darkman, Bound (1996), the Matrx films, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, and Baby Driver) is a cinematographer for this movie!) Do you think Bill Pope will make a comeback?
It's official. The floodgates are open for literally ANY brand to make a movie. I know it's been a trend for a few years now, but fucking Pop Tarts now? Also, as someone who discovered Bill Burr 20 years ago, it amazes me how much he's changed and what kind of crap he'll take part in now that he's mainstream.
I'm actually really looking forward to this. By which I mean the scenes of Burr as JFK, that I want to see. And I will, when someone clips it and puts it on CZcams. Even though I have Netflix.
8:12 the phrase "Oscar winner Melissa" gave me whiplash, so I looked it up. She was nominated for two Oscars but didn't win. She has an Emmy for Mike and Molly.
I have literally never bought a pack of pop tarts that looks like the picture on the front. It's just accepted that the product will be a pathetic smear of icing and jam on a rusk. Probably why Jerry Seinfeld gravitates to the concept so much.
What's interesting is that back in the day there was a study done that showed "Breakfast is the MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY," but who did the study? Why, it was Adrian Kellogg of KELLOGG'S CEREAL. LOL... I'm sure THAT isn't a 'conflict of interest' at all. I've skipped breakfast for a while now, I don't feel as hungry in the morning and I've lost a bit of weight. SCREW YOU BREAKFAST. Screw cereal too... and screw Kellogg's.
Far from it. There will be no plot to this. Schumer as the big bad in a "race" to finish the new Product to win over the consumer's hearts! Blended in a giant swill shake with a bunch of cameos from all who want a piece of the pie of Jerry's "Final" movie. Should've just ended with Bee Movie
I found out about this movie when my dad showed the family the trailer as a suggestion for something to watch for movie night. I had to come up with a nice way to say this looked like the worst fucking movie ever, and I failed.
Yeah I'm sure Kellogg's had the best interest of millions of American children at heart when lobbying to push their sugar slop as a healthy breakfast item.
Once, my mom made my brother and i eat cookie dough flavored pop tarts for breakfast. I didnt like it. We then went to a Christian radio show concert day long event thing, and we occupied two of the ten Port-a-Potties slotted for the entire, 200 something (a lot of ppl, i dont remember much) event because we were so utterly sick. We went in before it started, we left after it ended. It was hell. Pop-tarts scare me now.
I feel the reason why BlackBerry was so enjoyable was because the whole point is the product being usurped and made irrelevant in the end. At least I know they’re not trying to sell me anything that’s still on the market
He's actually making it? I saw Jerry Seinfeld live at Ceasar's Palace in Vegas in probably 2009, he said he wanted to make a Pop Tarts movie but decided not to when he realized the only thing he found funny about them was that 'Pop Tarts are never stale, because they were never fresh'. Later an audience member called him a pedophile during the Q+A session at the end, and was escorted out immediately by security.
that audience member was doing a civil service
I saw Jerry Seinfeld at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen milky ways
Any reason for that comment at the q&a? Or just a drunk idiot?
The milky ways always get me😂
@@MuensterQfucking classic, best of all it's not constantly used, so I almost always laugh at it
The FUCKING AUDACITY to put Bowie's Rebel Rebel in a corporate propaganda movie, holy shit i am mad.
You realize Bowie was created by corporations, right?
We live in a capitalist hell
@@mpixel2058🤓
@@mpixel2058 And your source on that is ...? Or am I just supposed to believe that every artist is manufactured to be a corporate mouthpiece, like you seem to do so?
@@mpixel2058 It doesn't matter, a corporation using a song about being a rebel to describe their product still cringe as hell, even if the song itself is not genuine.
"What demographic is this for? Hilary Clinton?"
I don't know how he did it, but he figured it out. This movies only actual audience.
*_Poptartgate!_*
Pop Tarts Go To The Polls
You can’t even watch it to make fun of it.
No way this movie is gonna talk about the lobbying Kellogg and other major brands did to push their sugary foods being "healthy", which is still continuing to this day. The line "We're talkin' about happy childhoods for millions of American Kids", is kinda messed up when looking at it from this perspective given that misinformation about health has inevitably led to early deaths of many Americans, including kids. This is just corporate propaganda through and through. Also, that ravioli is gonna live in my nightmares.
The ravioli reminded me of the aquarium starfish in "Finding Nemo"
"Capitalism breeds innovation"
The innovation:
Poptarts aren't even good. A lot of childhood snacks weren't very good. We were victims of marketing before we ever had the power to buy things. Thanks, corporate America.
They aren't even something that got worse. They have been cardboard ass since conception
Chocolate Sundae poptarts are okay but not worth it when you consider your choices
smores poptart kinda hits but other than that yeah, like if im gonna eat something as shitty for me as a poptart i might as well get something that tastes decent like (name a candy bar)
Our imagination and childish, exaggerated perception of sensory pleasure is made us love these snacks, not the actual flavour.
Toaster Strudels is where it's at.
Kinda funny since Netflix is constantly complaining about how they’re leaking money so they don’t allow password sharing, constantly cancelling shows and yet they release this
You say that as if Netflix spent a dime on this movie lol. Movies like this basically fund themselves through product placement alone. It's like Adum said, the whole movie is one big ad so it literally doesn't matter if it's successful or not because it already paid for itself ten times over.
Curb ended as good as ever, meanwhile Jerry is doing…this. Really learning who carried Seinfeld
Jerry is the only one who never seemed to get that he was the least interesting part of his own show
Ludicrous argument really, but enjoy yourself.
Neither his standup nor his book have ever been funny.
Felt this was apparent as soon as curb came out in the early 2000s
I just wonder, why is he doing this? Doesn't he have enough money to last ten lifetimes? Is this a passion project? Why?
David Bowie's "Rebel Rebel" is such an odd choice of song for a Poptarts movie trailer.
They just wanted a 70s or 80s retro song for the trailer because that's what every other trailer does lol.
@@rohangagrai106 Yeah, but shouldn't they use a song that's more fitting? I guess member berries > logic.
@@rohangagrai106 Must be preaching to the choir. 😆
It's probs cos the corporate shills in the marketing team have been told pop tarts were "disruptors" ie. "Rebels" in the breakfast market...
@@coffeecreamer5661 Correct. There's a reason they always use Nirvana songs to reference the 90s even tho it sometimes doesn't fit.
Playing a song called “Rebel Rebel” on the propaganda movie is very funny.
"They're rebelling from the woke agenda" - Elon Musk
WHO IS THIS FOR
Jerry Seinfeld apparently
Shareholders, buddy
Oh, a few boos from the gallery I see?
It's for John Poptart
Pokemon go… see the pop tart movie
They put almost every comedian I hate in one movie. Amazing. Also, Bill Burr, who apparently chooses his roles by dart board.
Bill burr almost turned down Star Wars but signs up for this.
"here's millions of dollars for a walk on role that we can put in the trailer" there's no understandable reason behind his decisions.
@@PvtFlowersI’m sure he’s paid very, very well but no way is he getting a million for that. I’d be surprised if he got that for a big role.
@@dudestep any amount of money is probably worth it for what amounts to, at most, a days worth of work. unless JFK is a main character, which would probably be too good of a joke for this dumpster fire.
@@X-BonesI don't think you could blame anyone for turning down Star Wars lol. It's been a walking corpse since 1999.
"This is the most obnoxious thing I have ever experienced in my life"
--Charlie, from Smiling Friends
Poptarts movie sounds like something designed to sound stupid for a parody
This movie looks like hot garbage
Rude
@@citizen3000 you call it rude, I call it true
Almost like Hot Cheetos
That's fitting for the pop tart movie
if youre going to attack billionaires and millionaires promoting junk food to people already going through a health crisis, perhaps without any government help, then idk what the world is coming to.
I would want to hear Karl Marx’s opinion on these corporate movies
“HOLY SHIT, A MOVING PICTURE!!”
Lol@@saliv88
"Somehow 'I told you so' just doesn't quite say it." - Karl Marx, 2024.
“Corporations are good for the poor and middle class! They bring us jobs and economic stability!”
Nothing because he’s dead
This kind of movie came out like 20 years too late.
idk, 20 years ago we got White Chicks. Maybe progress is slower than we'd hope...
Seriously what I felt, it’s so bizarre
I commented the same thing. This movie just feels so outdated and unnecessary.
If they casted Noah Schnapp they could have successfully assembled the Zionism Avengers
YMTS: Your Movie Trailer Sucks
Genuinely cannot stand corporate origin movies, literally the epitome of horrific dystopian capitalist media. Kill me
The more of them that come out the worse it feels. Especially the ones that aren't critical about the brand in question.
At least with Blackberry it was more about a lamentation of a failing business on its way out of relevancy, so by its very nature it had to focus on all the shortcuts and problems that caused the company and brand to go belly-up.
It started with high brow docudramas like the steve jobs movies and it somehow devolved into this.
@@gownerjones1450 What a surprise, something shitty and awful has its origins with Aaron Sorkin
Wasn't The Founder kinda okay though?
@@Sugarman96It was good because it was critical of Kroc’s ruthlessness. Still it was sort of just The Social Network but with fast food
If this has an ending credits song by Diane Warren that gets nominated for best original song at the Oscars next year, I’m sticking both of my hands in a toaster.
Cmon, don’t damage your hands for something you know is rigged.
This is the effect of Barbie's success. Product: The Movie is going to be releasing in different permutations for years not understanding that brand identity isn't what made Barbie successful, good writing was. It was a decent comedy that HAPPENED to also be an ad. Not an ad pretending to be a comedy.
Ehh, I'd argue Barbie was an ad pretending to be a comedy... but when ads were funny in the 90s before they deunionized everything
Oh its gonna get so bad. Between the corporate product movies, video game movies and the comic book stuff, theres always 100 idiot ceos that take the wrong lesson from others success.
Also, Barbie is a character… with a personality and a backstory/whoooolle bunch of personal lore over many decades, etc.
A Pop tart and a Cheeto are not characters (so it’s even more egregious and in your face that it’s just one big Ad. It’s borderline offensive). 😑
Good writing was also not what made Barbie successful, it was just stupid dumb retards, and this movie will be (financially) successful for the same reasons.
this happened after Lego Movie, we've seen it before
Carbenheimer. We're gonna be singing along with commercial jingles like Demolition Man.
As long as taco bell wins the franchise wars
@@ButteredToits-then all restaurants will be taco BELL
Be well.
Story probably goes like this: Jerry gets handed a pretty big budget, hires a skeleton crew to write and shoot the thing, puts himself in the lead to double the paycheck and handed the rest out to his buddys for cameos. Its called the adam sandler xD
I’ll give ol’ Sandman this much, he has made good movies and turned in good performances. He’s also got musical ability. And I don’t think he got with a child so there’s that
The Pandora's Box opened by an honestly pretty good movie, The Founder, was so hilariously misunderstood by hollywood and now I have to deal with these movies existing...
It was all portrayed as properly skivvy as opposed to inspirational, at least as far as not in the mind of the lead Keaton plays. Now it's just entirely for the pat the back stuff and not thinking too hard about it.
Well, you DON'T have to "deal with these movies existing". You can not watch it, not think about it, and not talk about it... Sort of like "The Bye Bye Man". Or, if you enjoy hating on it, you can be actively glad it exists for you to hate on... Sort of like "The Bye Bye Man". Otherwise, it need not affect your life at all.
This is like all the people that complain about how shitty k-pop is. They're right, but just don't freaking listen.
@@TroubleToby3040 of course, how could I not have realized. Reddit tier comment to the rescue.
Unfortunately, advertising exists. The very existence of this film propogates an aura of hatred in my soul
"The Food That Built America" series covered Pop Tarts in an episode and that was more entertaining than this trailer.
Pop tarts is the most disgusting pastry you can have for breakfast.
Toaster strudels are better by every metric.
It’s literally the most disgusting breakfast food period. Dry and flavorless.
This fact this film is being made makes me want to try to make pop-tarts in the bath.
Ah yes, the Red Notice of Product Origin movies…
This feels like those Adam Sandler movies where someone gets all their comedian friends together to make a movie and rely on stunt casting for entertainment value….
At least those Adam Sandler movies are somewhat fun to laugh with/at (click or happy gilmore). You can genuinely tell Sandler and his friends are having fun working together. This feels so soulless lol. I love Sony❤
@@gleebybooerman, you must not have seen an Adam Sandler in over a decade lol
@@gleebybooer Yeah... Somebody beat me to it, but no Sandler movie has been "fun" in over a decade. No one has looked like they were having fun doing them, either. Not in many years.
@@TroubleToby3040 I actually haven’t seen a sandler movie since I was 15 so you are probably right lol
This kind of reminds me of the buildup to the release of Battleship, when we kept seeing articles about studios buying the rights to board game movies, and there was going to be a board game cinematic universe. Then Battleship tanked and nobody gave a shit after that.
Just because Melissa McCarthy can improv, doesn't mean she's funny when she does it, and I'm sick of people insisting her, Amy, AND Jerry are funny people.
UPDATE: I finally finished the movie, after cringing so hard I stopped watching it last night, and it's seriously one of the worst movies I've seen in years. Foodfight is better than this.
Foodfight?? THE Foodfight is better???
@@serenitymoon825 It actually made me laugh. Christopher Lloyd's wild arm movements and highstepping is FUNNIER than the entirety of Unfrosted. Plus, I've sadly seen Foodfight multiple times, I never want to see Unfrosted again.
did jerry gamble all his money away why is he doing this??
Now I can’t have a poptart ever again because I can’t support this bullshit, but now I reminded that I like poptarts. I fuckin’ hate advertising.
Edit: IT WAS MADE INDEPENDENTLY OF KELLANOVA?!? That’s actually kinda worse.
As a native Californian, I'm calling it now...there's going to be an In N Out Burger movie
I’ll be honest I thought there already was, but I was thinking of the Micky D’s one with Michael Keaton
Oh god don’t give them ideas
I saw Seinfeld’s stand-up live back in like 2019 and he had a bit about the invention of Pop Tarts.
Is it gonna come out that he got this movie cause he was doing a bit but someone assumed it was a pitch like b movie?
can’t wait for jim gaffigan to make a hot pockets movie
"Jerry Seinfeld Interview: How To Write A Joke | The New York Times" is about him working on his Pop-Tart bit - the video was uploaded in 2012.
That's what Adam doesn't understand. This isn't a corporate propaganda movie... this is the passion project of a dumb observational humor standup.
This feels like razzie bait.
Zionism was always my favorite pop tart flavor
Now with delicious genocide-flavored filling.
Nostalgia bait for late stage Boomers.
It's kind of amazing that Blade Runner 2049 only had two Sony logos in it. Dennis must have had to fight them off with a stick, I can picture a version of that film where everything in the world is covered Sony logos.
The original Blade Runner had lots of logos in it, it didn't detract from the film, it was a dystopian future in a city, no idea why you're bringing up Sony logos in BR2049, the director literally put them there himself as he did the atari logos .
@FrawgfithAmblose Blade Runner 2049 is one of the few quality genre films that Sony made. Adam was talking about how their movies are full of product placements. The logos that are in the movie all fit into the alternate future where history branched off from are timeline somewhere in the 80s. Hence the advertisements for Atari and the Soviet ballet. Except for the Sony logo outside of Ks apartment, that was an actual product placement.
Jerry Seinfeld has to be the most overrated comedian of all time and it shows in this trailer.
he is, and also a shitty actor, incredible how he's the worst part of a show about him
What’s the deal with my shitty comedy
He’s so annoying! It’s sad when Gilbert Gottfried’s impression is 1000 times funnier than the real Seinfeld.
Larry David was the true genius. Seinfeld telling you “what’s the deal with …” jokes in his prepubescent voice gets old after one punchline.
Also what a piece of shit, even past the pedophilia stuff, I remember he was so smug towards Kesha who wanted to interact with him. Not that I’m a Kesha fan but it tells you how full of himself Seinfeld really is.
@@adampica9815the show was about nothing… so nm, you got it right.
Oh, another corporate propaganda movie. Great.
America has actually become a parody of itself. It would be funny if it wasn't home to 333 million people, the most powerful military the planet has ever seen, and ~4000 nukes
"I've never seen him with hair" regarding Bill Burr absolutely sent me
Sent you... To the store to buy some Kellogg's Pop Tarts.
@@HOTD108_ "Sent me" "sending me" and other such phrases have been commonplace on social media for well over a decade, probably close to 15 years at this point. I'm sure you were trying to be snarky, but not understanding common colloquialism is a sign of your ignorance, not mine. If you are genuinely unaware of the term, it means to laugh hard/exuberantly.
@@MacabreMolethey were just making a joke hun, it wasn't a barb, sometimes things get a bit lost in translation through text x
@@MacabreMoleyou know what else has been commonplace on social media? A couple of things come to mind:
1) jokes (person responding to you)
2) being a dick (you)
At some point we cross the line from cringe into dystopian evil.
This filmed near my job and a coworker told me they saw a guy walking towards the trailers with two assistants right next to him; one for carrying a water bottle, and the other carrying an umbrella for the sun. Of course their reaction was "whos that asshole?" and it was Jerry Seinfeld. so on top of being a creep to teens, hes just a dick.
What's next, a stoner comedy about how cool Monsanto is?
Underrated comment. 😂
Ugh, they lifted the "I drew my invention but I did a bad job so nobody can tell what it is" gag from The Hudsucker Proxy. Everything about this looks insufferable on purpose.
Of course Melissa McCarthy is in this. She’s the comedy acting version of M. Night. You’ve run out of chances.
Still smash 😂
@@based-ys9um pass the mash
Jerry is such a boring fool
Not surprising that Jerry is directing, this is very much his type of humor for the past decade or so. Just try watching his show about talking with other comedians in cars or whatever it's called, he's been lame for a very long time.
“comedy isn’t allowed to be funny anymore because of the woke left” - The director of the fucking POPTARTS MOVIE
I feel like David Lynch (minus a body of work) saying”I’m so fucking depressed.”
I just want to let you know, Bill Pope (the cinematographer behind Sam Raimi’s Darkman, Bound (1996), the Matrx films, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, and Baby Driver) is a cinematographer for this movie!)
Do you think Bill Pope will make a comeback?
I think someone accidentally switched an SNL script with an actual movie.
The way they had food mascots appear in the trailer like it was MCU fan service 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
It's official. The floodgates are open for literally ANY brand to make a movie. I know it's been a trend for a few years now, but fucking Pop Tarts now?
Also, as someone who discovered Bill Burr 20 years ago, it amazes me how much he's changed and what kind of crap he'll take part in now that he's mainstream.
Holy shit. Marx may be right about art under capitalism.
Can they just stop?
This is the worst product placement: the movie that I have ever seen
How dare they not advertise this with: “From The Visionary Auteur Behind Bee Movie”
Jerry will probably blame the failure of this movie on cancel culture and 'triggered lefties'
I feel like we are entering Idiocracy time
We've been there for some time
It actually just becoming more intense, it has already started
To be fair, sex workers like prostitutes are legal in Idiocracy so in a way it's more fair and balanced than the hell we're headed towards.
we've always been there
2:18
"Is anybody dying to know the origin story of poptards?!"
"Yeah"
It's a missed opportunity if they don't cast Amy Schumer as a real life Ms. Piggy at some point. I feel like it is the role she was born to play.
Ms. Piggy has comedic timing.
I've had a poptart once in my life and it tasted like shit.
The capitalism cinematic universe (CCU)
Damn, that's good. 😂
Petition to start calling this movie "Re: Tarts"
I ain't never gonna stop skipping Adams 4K rants!
I thought we all agreed to stop putting Amy Schumer in things
Woah woah wait a minute! 17 38? *Fetty Wap playing in the background
Is "poptard" offensive?
I'm actually really looking forward to this.
By which I mean the scenes of Burr as JFK, that I want to see.
And I will, when someone clips it and puts it on CZcams.
Even though I have Netflix.
Looks like a live action Food Fight movie lol
At least that movie had Mr Clipboard
8:12 the phrase "Oscar winner Melissa" gave me whiplash, so I looked it up. She was nominated for two Oscars but didn't win. She has an Emmy for Mike and Molly.
So, they're blatantly lying on top of everything else?
@@dirrdevilAdum misremembered a fact. It's not in the trailer.
I have literally never bought a pack of pop tarts that looks like the picture on the front. It's just accepted that the product will be a pathetic smear of icing and jam on a rusk. Probably why Jerry Seinfeld gravitates to the concept so much.
Will Adum hate this more than the hot cheetoes film or not? Let's find out
I think so. Nothing is cringier than pretending to be funny, and as bad as Flamin' Hot Cheetos was, it didn't insist it was funny.
Adam's really bringing out his ''Scoot'' energy while talking about Amy Schumer
She's an awful person, she deserves the ridicule
Bill getting a check for being the most charismatic person in this piece of trash is the only positive thing about it
Jerry Seinfeld thinks Melissa McCarthy is funny enough to put in a movie... There's your problem right there.
So this is what people were worried about the Lego movie becoming
All you need to know is that Amy Schumer is in this movie.
Can't wait for Netflix to lie about the viewing figures for this
corporate propoganda movie where comedian helps his friend comedians get a payday...i wanna end my life.
What's interesting is that back in the day there was a study done that showed "Breakfast is the MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY," but who did the study? Why, it was Adrian Kellogg of KELLOGG'S CEREAL. LOL... I'm sure THAT isn't a 'conflict of interest' at all. I've skipped breakfast for a while now, I don't feel as hungry in the morning and I've lost a bit of weight. SCREW YOU BREAKFAST. Screw cereal too... and screw Kellogg's.
This shit looks rough 😬
So it's basically the Will Ferrell movie Talladega Nights.
Or Talladega Flakes.
Far from it. There will be no plot to this. Schumer as the big bad in a "race" to finish the new Product to win over the consumer's hearts! Blended in a giant swill shake with a bunch of cameos from all who want a piece of the pie of Jerry's "Final" movie. Should've just ended with Bee Movie
Talladega Nights has artistic merit, this is just a 90 minute (god willing) advertisement
I’m sure David Bowie would have just loved to know Rebel Rebel would be used to sell an ad about pop tarts.
Hot take, Pop Tarts tastes like shit.
You don't like sugar, citric acid and formaldehyde bread?
@@chazdomingo475 Don’t insult Subway sandwiches like that, they’re still better than Pop-Tarts.
I found out about this movie when my dad showed the family the trailer as a suggestion for something to watch for movie night. I had to come up with a nice way to say this looked like the worst fucking movie ever, and I failed.
Face it: Breakfast is ruined
this movie is for bommer and gen x moms who don't know how to use wikipedia and are nostalgic about their childhoods and/or their early parenting days
This feels like a fever dream.
I mean I like pop tarts but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna watch a 90 minute movie about their origin 😂
Yeah I'm sure Kellogg's had the best interest of millions of American children at heart when lobbying to push their sugar slop as a healthy breakfast item.
Once, my mom made my brother and i eat cookie dough flavored pop tarts for breakfast. I didnt like it. We then went to a Christian radio show concert day long event thing, and we occupied two of the ten Port-a-Potties slotted for the entire, 200 something (a lot of ppl, i dont remember much) event because we were so utterly sick. We went in before it started, we left after it ended. It was hell.
Pop-tarts scare me now.
*Poop Tarts*
I feel the reason why BlackBerry was so enjoyable was because the whole point is the product being usurped and made irrelevant in the end.
At least I know they’re not trying to sell me anything that’s still on the market
jerry seinfeld killed my step dad with his bare hands in a sam's club parking lot
2:14
"is anybody dying to see the fucking origin story of poptarts!?!"
"..... yeah."
Barbie was a gift but proving to become much more of a curse to American cinema. To think he's wasting time on this instead of the Bee Movie 2
"Now I am become breakfast. Popper of tarts."
So happy for YOUR happiness with your transition 💕 stay safe and wishing you luck
This feels like a 2000s movie where no one had to put any effort in