@@RonS1018 You mean when the name "Ryan Drake" is said once with absolutely no context in a thick, weird, bad pan-Slavic-esqeu accent? It's like they're pretending everyone knows who "Ryan Drake" is, when even Drinker doesn't know beyond "as close as I can get to aping Jack Ryan (with an additional name-steal from Nathan Drake) without being sued into the ground". And even Clancy knew that Jack Ryan wasn't Spider-man or anyone else with a real obvious brand, which was, y'know, part of the point Drinker's missing; Ryan's just some guy, not a super-hero, hence the heroic nature of his actions when he chooses intelligently to go above and beyond.
@@michaelccozens I mean, voice over sounded pretty clear to me. Also, I never felt that the trailer expected me to be familiar with the character prior. But it does trust that you have a small bit of common sense and ability to understand that the guy who is primary featured in the trailer is probably the title character. The fact the trailer confused you says more about you than it does the trailer. I like how you criticize Ryan Drake for being a "rip off" while then also bringing up Nathan Drake, because... y'know... Nathan Drake was definitely not inspired by Indian Jones. It's almost like creative works take inspirations from other sources. I like how the last bit of this comment (about how Jack Ryan isn't a superhero) is you arguing with yourself. You're the one who made the Spider-man comparison, not Drinker or the trailer. Ryan Drake also seems like just a man who needs to overcome the odds. What the hell was your point?
This doesn't even look like a movie that's five dollars on its own. It looks like a movie that comes with four other low budget indie movies in one box for five dollars.
7:00 The bag says the word "ass" and then the man turns his head revealing the word "grass" signifying that his ass is grass. Outstanding visual storytelling Mr. Drinker. Bravo.
i feel like that's kinda the point with this maybe, it seems to be a genre he enjoys (nothing really wrong with that tbh) i hope it's at least entertaining, in a way i'm kinda hoping that it will suck because that can be so much fun
Critical Drinker has been making videos about how every movie is the same Hollywood BS for decades... but then makes a movie that's indistinguishable from every other Hollywood movie... he should be called The Hypocritical Drinker.
@@alfsmith7210 I’m not saying it doesn’t look like shit lol. But putting the blame squarely on drinker seems unfair. less dreary, robotic presentation would absolutely elevate the material.
I bet he'll make a real splash in the lucrative genre of "Generic action movie for dads to fall asleep half-watching on the couch to on a weekday night"
The biggest crime in all of entertainment is to be boring. You can be a good movie, a bad movie, a "so bad it's good" movie, as long as you make SOME kind of impression. To be forgettable is the worst thing you can do.
Spot on. The whole point of a movie is to rouse your emotions. They need to make you happy, sad, angry, anxious etc. But feeling nothing just leaves you feeling like you wasted your time.
I remember a review of _Run Hide Fight_ that said something like "its politics are deplorable but at least its authentic. Resently B-movie directors are playing too safe, as if they're the next James Gunn and are only one low-budget horror movie away from directing blockbusters for the MCU" ... I don't feel that kind of authenticity in this trailer
@@Mario_Angel_Medina Run Hide Fight is a low quality film but it's a Micheal Man level thriller compared to this. I bet he thought that moving match cut with the overly floaty steadicam at 2:43 would look so "cool."
Someone left a comment on the video saying it "looks like a movie trailer you’d see inside of an actual movie when they need a fake trailer to be shown" and that is just too accurate
@@SethpelepchukI’m not gonna watch it because I value my time. I also feel like he watched it and thought Tyler was an “alpha male” instead of an imaginary slutty edgelord that a guy accidentally creates. This sentence is clunky but you get my point.
OMG that’d be hilarious.. his fans are like “Finally a non woke action movie” and then they flood his inbox later with “I came to watch a NON WOKE MOVIE this was GAY AF Drinker I trusted you” 💀
Yeah, Steven Seagul might be an actor of questionable talent, but at least he's recognisable. This seems as one of those movies where you struggle to remember the characters because of how bland everyone is.
Isn't it kind of ironic that Critical Drinker is known for criticizing modern movies, especially modern main stream movies, yet the movie he worked on looks extremely generic, and which doesn't seem to offer anything that would make it stand out from any other modern action movie out there?
its almost as if hes not actually a movie critic, and doesnt actually understand what makes a movie good, and is just in the business of pushing a disguised political agenda....
Well it's exactly the kind of movie he wants when he critiques other movies. Only white people, mostly white men, "Not political", not engaging. It's pretty much exactly the kind of movie you would expect him to make based off his criticism of other movies.
That's kind of his entire thing though. If you had a drinking game everytime he repeats the same talking generic chud talking points you'd be as drunk as whoever writes his scripts.
I like that they included a man beating up a woman in a fight in the trailer in order to show that this movie isn’t woke and unrealistic because internet conservatives are really passionate about women being physically incapable of beating men in a fight in real life
I’m not surprised by the comments. Critic to creative is a slippery slope. You spent years critiquing films building up an audience of loyal sh*t talking nit pickers. Only to make something generic and flat. People who attempt film making find out it’s very hard, expensive, and collaborative. But you could be right could just be his hater’s in the comments.
That‘s not what his point was, christ. The guy mostly said he doesn‘t see a point in adding to the pile of reviews for that movie and would rather talk about how shitty the studio system is right now. Not that the movie is good.
I used to like Critical Drinker, I thought he was really funny. I didn't really like the anti-woke angle, but I thought most of the time he was good enough at explaining himself that I thought he was being fair. But eventually more and more examples where I thought he was just off the mark kept cropping up and I quit watching. He was part of what made me come to the woke sounding conclusion that being mediocre or bad is a white privilege. If it's mediocre and not woke, nobody bats an eye. But if it's inclusive and mediocre, it's brain washing propoganda. As opposed to someone like Adam, who is good at seperating the factors. Something like, "This movie being inclusive isn't bad, but X, Y, and Z are bad about it."
Yeah. I liked when he actually was analyzing movies for what they were. But more and more he was just spewing "CRT, WOKE, LESBIAN, HOLLYWOOD PROPAGANDA". That was getting old really fast. Now he's just an unfunny drunktard cunt.
Yeah I liked Drinker in the start. Mostly because he reviewed The Expanse. One of my favorite TV shows ever that wasn't getting a lot of traction at the time. But lately he's becoming too much. He rarely offers real criticism and just goes on and on about movies bieng woke. Like just recently saw his review of Roadhouse. Now everyone's shitting in Riad House. He can too. But in the review he constantly refers to the girl who owns the Bar as "Brave Diverse Woman". Like he's making a point. He doesn't offer any other criticism. Because in reality there is nothing to criticise about that character because she never overshadows Jake Gyllenhal like some other female characters do in other movies. And yet he makes a point to constantly refer to her as "Brave Diverse Woman" as if that's a criticism.
I think a lot of these people initially find some success by being passably funny and genuine, but when they realize they can make easier money milking idiot reactionary opinions by just ranting about how woke everything is they stop even trying to be honest or insightful and lose all entertainment value for anyone who isn't just there to reassure themselves of the things they already believe.
I think the issue that jordan has that he doesn't realize yet, he has established his channel and his brand on the premise of basically complaining about the current state of hollywood movies, progressivism, feminism, lgbt and whatever else associated with those ideals represented in media. because of this, he has garnered a massive audience that thinks similarly to him when he talks about these topics in his videos. the topics he addresses has essentially become his brand, his audience loves that he touches on this, in fact they love it so much that they recognize him just for that. and of course, his channel suffers greatly because of it. as we've seen in this trailer, it has become apparent that his audience doesn't care all that much when he talks about things he likes, like reacher, or other content he enjoys. they just want to watch him shit on movies that tackle progressive topics and represent communities that appear different from him and people like him. they very much want to watch those videos because in a sense, it validates them. and they especially don't care very much about this film he set out to make. and it doesn't help that the trailer feels like something we've seen countless times before, even back in the 00s. (even his audience have acknowledged this.) fan or hater, it doesn't matter. if people criticize the trailer just on what it provides, and how it comes across even before the film comes out, then jordan, honey... you already have a problem. not just with this film, but with the fact that you intend to branch out a bit more with your channel. branching out from what you essentially became known for. But one positive thing I will say, he does feel passionate about the film he has set out to make and I can respect that he does have the motivation, the means and a budget to even get his film made. so kudos to him.
You know what? Good for Critical Drinker. Unlike most of these "anti-woke" grifters he actually stepped into the arena instead of just complaining on the Internet all day for easy views. Movie will probably be shit, but i appreciate the effort to actually make something.
@@TempestKnight16 MauLer probably has the most potential to make something decent out of all of the griftersphere tbh, his tendency to hyperfixate on irrelevant details could be the fuel for interesting worldbuilding
@@metalsludge8205he drops compelling birs of plots and character all the time on EFAP, i think he would be a great writer. Also check out his summery of his favorite character, Tywin Lannister on the favorite stories episode, its incredible insight. I hope he does make make media obe day
19:13 It seems like he made the exact movie that he would want to see, basically." I think that's it - the problem is that The Critical Drinker wants to see bland action movies.
Yup, you can easily predict what he’s going to say on just about anything, and others that share his views as they all basically think the exact same about everything.
I clicked on one of his videos by accident a little while back and as soon as I heard his voice I was like "oh, he's about to spew a bunch of nonsense isn't he" and immediately clicked off.
I enjoyed him at first and then he just would not stop bitching about EVERYTHING and wouldn’t give anything the benefit of the doubt or it would devolve into 80’s movies good and modern movies with the same themes bad
Many years ago my sister bought an action figure called "The Best Terrorist" which she found at a dollar store because she found all the misspellings on the box amusing.
@@NotoriousLightning no I will shame them Being poor is no excuse for lowering your standards If you can’t buy Tom Clancy than get something of equal value but at a lower price, going generic just shows a lack of self respect
This is like one of those fake movies that would play at the beginning of Tropic Thunder, I know that's said about alot of bad movies but it really does
You’ve got to be kidding. Have you not watched space ice roasting seagal movies? There’s no way any movie in the world can be worse than a seagal money laundering movie.
I hate that with the way the world works, if you have the massive amounts of confidence to just say stupid shit all the time eventually someone equally stupid will give you an opportunity to do more stupid stuff.
Can't wait for EFAAP to either pretend this doesn't exist or skirt around it while pretending to defend it to dodge having to criticize someone that's so ingrained into their group.
It’s not impossible for them to criticize someone close to their group, given what happened with Southpaw. The question is whether or not they will do it with integrity.
@@AydenMartinez-iv3jt Considering how defensive they have been of Drinker and how he, unlike Southpaw, has not actively tried to make an enemy out of them, I don't think they will say anything on thr matter unless forced too because 1. If they truly view him as their friend, I can understand not wanting to tell your friend what they made was stinky on a live stream. Not even unfair of them there. 2. Drinker very rarely pushes back on them. There are only a couple exceptions, and even then it still feels like he is holding back what he thinks a lot. He seems to not want to risk hurting that connection Honestly, I don't even know if Drinker is actually that into conservative politics as much as he is into how much money it gets him. He also does seem to inject just enough nuance for him to point to as a back up defense (such as now he specifies that having a woman beat a man is not in of itself bad writing when he used to almost always imply that directly.)
@@AydenMartinez-iv3jtdo you watch EFAP??? Mauler critizes his friends all the time lol. Hes constantly calls them out for defending a shit piece of media like the Synder Cut or Intersteller, fights all the time with chat, and heck, most of his close friends and guests are people he formingly roasted like Wolf, Jay Exci, Star Wars Theory, etc
@ToriHiragana I think you responded to the wrong person. I never said Mauler nor EFAP avoid criticizing their friends. I even gave ann example with the Southpaw situation.
3:20, This line is directly from Lethal Weapon, is not? I'm gonna confirm and come back, but I'm 98% sure they just ripped it off lol. I'm positive Mel Gibson says this exact line Edit - Critical Drinker ripped it off, word for word lmao
"Parker got an intel on Smith, were going to bravo point. Charlies at four, our cover is blown. Go go go rookies, anderson knows were here". Entire thing is a jibberish. Say what you want about RLM movies, but they always start their stuff with some sort of a hook and have clear premise. Plinket review got influentce on star wars because it starts with "Worst thing since my son" and not a bored ramble of some guy. They know how to effectively engage the audience. All those other star war critic guys feel entitled to audience smelling 5 hours of their mic farts.
10:32 This was based on Critical Drinker’s novels and he made a spinoff feature movie about this Downfall character. Looks like he made it for this dark and very yellowish action-packed movie that almost felt like Resident Evil and other hardcore action genres that he's interested in. I really hate how Drinker didn't want the subtitles in the expensive 4K trailer. He probably hated deaf people and not making less deaf or deaf to be disabled.
It looks like the most generic 2000s action movie, indistinguishable from the hundreds of other action movies that play on day time cable television ad nauseam.
When I think of first time filmmakers, I imagine them going, “Oh, this is my one big shot to make a name for myself.” I think Reservoir Dogs, Clerks, Evil Dead. I know that’s way easier said than done. If I had a chance to make a movie and I had a small budget to do it with, I wouldn’t make a generic action movie that looks like the straight-to-DVD fare that filled the aisles of the Hollywood Video I used to work next door to in the late 2000s. I would try to make some wild stuff that people would remember. If I couldn’t make something as good as Reservoir Dogs or Clerks, I would try really hard to make something insane yet still coherent enough to understand. I’m not a big anime/manga guy, but one thing I always admired was their ability to think of wild stuff.
as a sound editor id maybe reconsider putting pumped up action trailer music over a bunch of half-whispered lines with audible crickets in the background that even cut out momentarily during the dramatic pauses
Yeah, as ugly as the color palette is, and as generic as all the dialogue and characters seem to be, my main criticism of this is that it has "county out" levels of poor ADR that probably needed to be totally re-recorded.
@@TerrenceNowicki oh yea the adr is pretty atrocious as well, at times it very obviously doesn't match the lip movement (to my eyes at least). im specifically criticizing just the trailer tho, we don't know for sure if it's going to be like that in the actual movie or not and by the time it's released there is a (very small) chance that it will be recorded to both sound better AND match the lip movement better. the issue with the trailer, whether they've used adr or the actual on-location recordings, is that the mix is shit - the music is too over the top and the voice lines are too quiet and that's really not helped by the fact that a lot of them are either half-whispered or recorded with subpar equipment or even maybe messed up somehow during the post-production process. re-recording could have helped but if they lines are still delivered in the same quiet way (which id like to believe is perfectly adequate for the actual scenes those lines are taken from) it wouldn't help much with all the bombastic music they're drenched in. a few of the lines do sound like they were recorded on location because there's audible crickets in the background which means that either there's been no noise reduction done to those lines (and presumably the rest of the voice recordings in the trailer or even possibly the actual movie) or there has been noise reduction and this is the best they got it to sound because the crickets were just that overwhelming. there is also at least one instance in the trailer where a pause between lines was extended in the trailer by just cutting the last sentence from a line and moving it a second or two down the editing timeline without accounting for the background audio so the crickets just abruptly stop before starting again for that final line. it sounds pretty shoddy (tho honestly ive seen trailers where recordings from an obviously noisy scene like this have been used just as haphazardly so it's kind of a wider issue with trailers nowadays). there's also just not a lot of distinct sound effects throughout the trailer that aren't voice lines, music and trailer-style impact hits and stuff (tho admittedly it's not as overbearing as some trailers ive seen (maybe if i watched the trailer by itself and didn't have adum pausing it every few seconds it'd annoy me more lol)). a lot of the action scenes almost completely lack audio, occasionally there are a few sounds here and there but they're so sporadic that they kinda stick out and draw attention to the scenes where you'd expect there to be sounds but there aren't any. the final montage of violence in the trailer has 2-3 sounds at the start before they just stop despite the fact that there's still plenty of cuts of characters hitting other characters or falling on the floor, things that should be emphasized more with audio. it comes off as unfinished
only like 20 seconds into the video but I gotta say "rogue elements" is the most generic action possibly spy thrillery thing film title I can think of Now after finishing the video, Ryan Drake = Jack Ryan + Nathan Drake?
I can't even tell who the main character of this movie is supposed to be. There's a bunch of generic "badass military dudes," and they all kind of somehow look the same, yet just different enough that I don't know if they're the same guy or a different guy.
As somebody who has watched Drinker and even agreed with some of his points, seeing what he considers to be "great filmmaking" makes me want to purge any memory of his opinions on how to make a movie out of my brain.
@@DL6379R Did I say he did? I said this is an example of what he considers great and has opinions on how to make something good. I never said he made this. Re-read a comment a couple times before you try to correct someone, smart guy. Wasting my fuckin time correcting you. Do you have anything to say about the terrible trailer or are you just here to "Uhm akshually 🤓" people?
Critical drinker spends his life watching shitty action and marvel films. Of course his own film is gonna be trash because his source of inspiration is trash as well. If he watched more indie films he would understand or at least appreciate the art of filmmaking but of course he doesn’t care about that and ends up creating a film that is generic as hell
To start positive it's fairly good for a youtuber's first ever film. For negatives it's incredibly ironic to make a career off of how mediocre modern Hollywood is then proceed to make a sloppy cod film
Saying that modem Hollywood is mediocre is pretty generous. It's filled with absolute trash. If the worst that Hollywood had was generic or mediocre, I'd say they were doing pretty good
How did Adam miss the fact that like 70% of this trailer is just people saying other people's names?
Right. Which one is Ryan Drake?
@@jonnyvelocity The guy that’s on screen when the name “Ryan Drake” is said.
😂
@@RonS1018 You mean when the name "Ryan Drake" is said once with absolutely no context in a thick, weird, bad pan-Slavic-esqeu accent?
It's like they're pretending everyone knows who "Ryan Drake" is, when even Drinker doesn't know beyond "as close as I can get to aping Jack Ryan (with an additional name-steal from Nathan Drake) without being sued into the ground". And even Clancy knew that Jack Ryan wasn't Spider-man or anyone else with a real obvious brand, which was, y'know, part of the point Drinker's missing; Ryan's just some guy, not a super-hero, hence the heroic nature of his actions when he chooses intelligently to go above and beyond.
@@michaelccozens I mean, voice over sounded pretty clear to me. Also, I never felt that the trailer expected me to be familiar with the character prior. But it does trust that you have a small bit of common sense and ability to understand that the guy who is primary featured in the trailer is probably the title character. The fact the trailer confused you says more about you than it does the trailer. I like how you criticize Ryan Drake for being a "rip off" while then also bringing up Nathan Drake, because... y'know... Nathan Drake was definitely not inspired by Indian Jones. It's almost like creative works take inspirations from other sources.
I like how the last bit of this comment (about how Jack Ryan isn't a superhero) is you arguing with yourself. You're the one who made the Spider-man comparison, not Drinker or the trailer. Ryan Drake also seems like just a man who needs to overcome the odds. What the hell was your point?
0% wokeness
0% forced diversity
0% ESG DEI CRT LGBT
100% Tom Clancy rip-off you'd find for $5 in a bargain bin
Is ESG being thrown around? I had to look that one up.
Were you expecting a Spielberg level production from a CZcamsr?
@@itsmuzz3850isn’t he always on about writing over everything? So if his movie has whack writing idk how that’s gonna look
Sounds good
This doesn't even look like a movie that's five dollars on its own. It looks like a movie that comes with four other low budget indie movies in one box for five dollars.
7:00 The bag says the word "ass" and then the man turns his head revealing the word "grass" signifying that his ass is grass. Outstanding visual storytelling Mr. Drinker. Bravo.
I’ll be real that is funny if it’s intentional
It’s a weird tonal issue to introduce your big bad with a background gag, no? Kind of immediately makes him seem like a joke
@@pajamapantsjack5874 And even funnier if unintentional.
lmao I didn't even put that together. Stellar job using that critical thinking (read: drinking) cap!
Vravo Bince. True Drinkerberg moment.
A movie so unwoke it'll make most viewers fall asleep.
I mean, Asleep is the opposite of Woke.
@@MovieEggman I was hoping no one would notice that. But whatever.
Underrated comment😂
ebert would be proud
Awake is the opposite of asleep. Slept is opposite of woke. As in “woke up” and “slept in”.
this feels like if the deluge of mid-2000s military shooters that chased after call of duty's success were made into a movie
i feel like that's kinda the point with this maybe, it seems to be a genre he enjoys (nothing really wrong with that tbh)
i hope it's at least entertaining, in a way i'm kinda hoping that it will suck because that can be so much fun
Down to the fact that the protagonist's name is Frost, which was the name of one of the playable characters in MW3
You gotta give c.d. credit for putting his money where his mouth is….unfortunately, all his mouth does is kiss ass and talk sh@t….
@@The_Weasel_ I think they also had like Sheppard mentioned in the beggining.
The brown era of gaming
Critical Drinker has been making videos about how every movie is the same Hollywood BS for decades... but then makes a movie that's indistinguishable from every other Hollywood movie... he should be called The Hypocritical Drinker.
he didn’t make the movie
@@w_a_v_22 He wrote it, that's bad enough.
@@alfsmith7210 I’m not saying it doesn’t look like shit lol. But putting the blame squarely on drinker seems unfair. less dreary, robotic presentation would absolutely elevate the material.
@@w_a_v_22 Nah, it's a deeply unoriginal idea that deserves to be mocked for being so boring.
@@SpawnRevenge92 “nah” what? I’m merely positing that a film’s presentation goes a long way in improving or corrupting its script
I bet he'll make a real splash in the lucrative genre of "Generic action movie for dads to fall asleep half-watching on the couch to on a weekday night"
Yo! I feel seen😂
@@ShadowProject01 Don't worry, while not a literal dad I'm old enough to fall into the category and have done similar 😅
Lol my Dad was the same
This looks like a paintball enthusiast's idea of what a movie should be.
I can't believe how accurate this is
...Or a Call of Duty enthusiast.
@drewgoin8849 Or an Airsoft enthusiast, lol.
Dude 😂 this comment is everything!
Is that really a bad thing though? Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought we all agreed that novelty is good in movies
bro made a steven seagull movie.
He doesn't seem to understand that there are things other than wokeness that make movies suck.
Crazy thing is - Seagall movie would be more interesting than this
Dudes rock
@@flex0899 You mean his stunt double who walks
Along with ADR from an actor that sounds nothing like Seagal. Go watch Attack Force for a good example.
A 4k trailer he's already DESTROYING modern Hollywood
WITH FACTS AND LOGIC
Fighting against _the message_
The only thing he can destroy besides his liver
@@anaalicia5029ITLL BE FINE IF THOSE FILTHY (BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) dont show up.
Everyone: shocked: 😮
Pim and Charlie: 😮
@@TrenchMan93 shocked? ‘Anti-woke’ grifting is dime a dozen. (Maybe I don’t get your comment.)
Looks like one of those movies in The Boys that one of the supes star in
I was thinking the exact same thing. It's like a parody 😂
But not one of the main guys, it'd be The Deep's movie.
@@SpawnRevenge92 I get that but think this really suits someone introduced in a later season/issue.
Omg exactly 😂
Finally, someone made generic 2000s streight to DVD action movie.
Better then what Hollywood is making now by miles
@@ToriHiragana well, that's cope as that's literally what Sony live action movies are.
@@mikhaelgribkov4117At least those movies are so bad they're funny. This movie is so generic it's painful.
@@mileidyclass agree.
@@ToriHiragana it's the exact same as what Hollywood is doing lmao
The biggest crime in all of entertainment is to be boring. You can be a good movie, a bad movie, a "so bad it's good" movie, as long as you make SOME kind of impression. To be forgettable is the worst thing you can do.
Spot on. The whole point of a movie is to rouse your emotions. They need to make you happy, sad, angry, anxious etc. But feeling nothing just leaves you feeling like you wasted your time.
It looks like a movie my dad would half enjoy when he has nothing else to watch and that I would peak at when there's action on the screen
so everyone’s dad just has shit taste in media 😭 cuz same
And then he would fall asleep half way into the movie
@@WigglyTurdMan mine would clean his guns he never used so he’d feel like a badass. he’d be all over this shit
This but mom
My exact same thoughts lol
So basically your typical Hollywood action movie, but with less personality. For an indie film, it feels so fake.
Reportedly there’s less women in it too.. any woman that speaks for more than 3 seconds is back handed by the protagonist - but I trust CD’s vision.
I remember a review of _Run Hide Fight_ that said something like "its politics are deplorable but at least its authentic. Resently B-movie directors are playing too safe, as if they're the next James Gunn and are only one low-budget horror movie away from directing blockbusters for the MCU" ... I don't feel that kind of authenticity in this trailer
@@Mario_Angel_Medina Run Hide Fight is a low quality film but it's a Micheal Man level thriller compared to this. I bet he thought that moving match cut with the overly floaty steadicam at 2:43 would look so "cool."
@@Mario_Angel_Medina "... I don't feel that kind of authenticity in this trailer"
Authenticity is woke, apparently.☹
@@firstlast9846 just don't
Sicario at home
TRUE
damn burn
Someone left a comment on the video saying it "looks like a movie trailer you’d see inside of an actual movie when they need a fake trailer to be shown" and that is just too accurate
Someone in the chat mentioned that Critical Drinker writes military novels and suddenly everything make sense
Critical Drinker seems like a type of guy who REALLLY wants to explain Fight Club to you
Hahaha, that's probably the best summation of Critical Drinker.
He did a video on Fight Club and almost all of the satire went over his head 😂
@@SethpelepchukI’m not gonna watch it because I value my time. I also feel like he watched it and thought Tyler was an “alpha male” instead of an imaginary slutty edgelord that a guy accidentally creates.
This sentence is clunky but you get my point.
He also looks like he really wants to explain the Godfather to you as well.
@@SethpelepchukYeah he seems like the guy that the director would actively avoid because he looks up to the protagonist and thinks hes right.
A lot of homosexual undertones in this trailer, let's go!
A man stands over an attractive shirtless male who is tied up, yeah he knows
OMG that’d be hilarious.. his fans are like “Finally a non woke action movie” and then they flood his inbox later with “I came to watch a NON WOKE MOVIE this was GAY AF Drinker I trusted you” 💀
Can't believe Drinker went woke!
Amazing how a Non-Woke movie actually has some homoerotic elements.
Bear Of A Man Productions
It looks like a late Era Steven Seagul movie without the relentless star power of Steven Seagul.
Steven Seagull wants my fish
I'll wait for the SpaceIce summary of _Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story_
I didn't see one cigar or scantily-clad woman of Southeast descent.
@@drewgoin8849 and the lead is standing, ever.
I've misjudged ol' Drinky.
Yeah, Steven Seagul might be an actor of questionable talent, but at least he's recognisable. This seems as one of those movies where you struggle to remember the characters because of how bland everyone is.
When you asked if he bases his style off of Tom Clancy novels. He writes those kinds of novels, Ryan Drake is Drinkers' Jack Ryan.
Ryan? Ryan? Hmm, suspicious. :P
The world is definitely in need of more Jack Ryan rip offs.
We need a Drake Jack, then the circle will be complete.
He could only think of one different name.
OMG Ryan Drake is the most generic name possible.
This is the kind of shitty low-budget military/espionage action thriller that Saban Films buys in bulk and dumps onto VOD.
Isn't it kind of ironic that Critical Drinker is known for criticizing modern movies, especially modern main stream movies, yet the movie he worked on looks extremely generic, and which doesn't seem to offer anything that would make it stand out from any other modern action movie out there?
His books are the same thing
Generic trash that have been made a million times before
Who knew being talentless means you create talentless products?
its almost as if hes not actually a movie critic, and doesnt actually understand what makes a movie good, and is just in the business of pushing a disguised political agenda....
Well it's exactly the kind of movie he wants when he critiques other movies. Only white people, mostly white men, "Not political", not engaging. It's pretty much exactly the kind of movie you would expect him to make based off his criticism of other movies.
That's kind of his entire thing though. If you had a drinking game everytime he repeats the same talking generic chud talking points you'd be as drunk as whoever writes his scripts.
Feels like a movie you'd make "because you want to make a movie", not because you have an idea worth filming.
I'm glad he stuck with the gimmick in casting all drunk people. Very inclusive! 👏
Its definitely a diverse film. Lots of diverse themes and characters.
The first all-drunk movie.
@@TerrenceNowickiIT BROKE NEW GROUND!!1!11!
@@DeadrumTHE HATERS ARE SPEECHLESS!!
Splinter Incel
Haha 😂
I’m dying 😂
Tom Clancy's Rainbows Terrify And Upset The Writer
Oh god 😂😂😂😂
What a glorious comment.
It has the feel of a Steven Seagal movie where Steven forgot to show up
THIS is exactly it. Generic to the point of comedy
@wanganmirage8167 You can hear the heavy breathing before he shows up. It's like the calm before the storm.
Bro became what he hated bad movie directors 💀
To be fair, so did Red Letter Media, and it didn't seem to stop them much.
@@ButtSolution Yeah it’s just ironic how much he hates modern mainstream movies when his films are just as bad if not worse
@@ButtSolutionat least RLM is funny
@@pingasbuster8451 His movie sucks because he likes airport operative novels unironically. Not because he has active contempt for the audience.
@@ButtSolution I didn’t say he did. It’s just ironic is all
Honestly movie made by youtube movie reviewers were rarely good anyway. This one feels like no exception.
Atop the Fourth Wall is a masterpiece, wdym
Lets hope that changes when/if Chris Stuckmann releases his movie
Arctic and Talk to Me are both excellent
@@leonkuwata4510 I loved talk to me! But I don't think the youtubers who made that movie were movie reviewers?
@@sori_osori_ I just saw "CZcamsrs" in your message on its own, by mistake. My bad
7:01 I can’t get over how the soldier’s head perfectly reveals the word “ass” then moves and it becomes “grass” like your ass is grass lmao
We put our faith in Ass Grassman.
Turns out “non-woke” just meant direct to video quality crap
I like that they included a man beating up a woman in a fight in the trailer in order to show that this movie isn’t woke and unrealistic because internet conservatives are really passionate about women being physically incapable of beating men in a fight in real life
Tekken 8 has surrened to WOKE
@@coreyander286they were going to give women half health on street fighter. Based
Especially since, if you wanna talk "real life fights", "1v1, no weapons, lots of rules" ain't how those tend to go-down.
But they foam at the mouth at one guy beating up ten others at once because thats so much more realistic.
@@akeelyaqub2538 well it's more realistic than a woman doing that to men though.
Man walking with gun the movie.
I’m not surprised by the comments. Critic to creative is a slippery slope. You spent years critiquing films building up an audience of loyal sh*t talking nit pickers. Only to make something generic and flat. People who attempt film making find out it’s very hard, expensive, and collaborative. But you could be right could just be his hater’s in the comments.
With someone like the drinker, it’s more about culture war than it is movies or creativity
This is like every generic post-2015 Steven Segal/Bruce Willis/Scott Adkins movie. Adum going easy on this garbage lol
At least Scott Adkins can still bring the heat
At least Scott Adkins has been in a few hidden gems
Don't diss Scott Adkins like that. Accident Man, Avengement and the One Shot films exist~!
That’s because both of their audiences intersect. I like both these guys.
Leave Scott and Bruce out of this.
Scott has enough defenders, but Bruce was doing it to help his family have a big enough nest egg
Chris Stuckmann gave it an A+ for all the work the entire crew put into it.
Making movies is hard.
@@madcapmakov2”I don’t want to bash filmmakers.”
And I'm pretty sure this is the one time the Drinker won't mind his review.
Also Chris most likely wouldn't review it. He doesn't review bad movies.
@@kingkiller5325 Correction: he doesn’t want to bash filmmakers.
That‘s not what his point was, christ. The guy mostly said he doesn‘t see a point in adding to the pile of reviews for that movie and would rather talk about how shitty the studio system is right now. Not that the movie is good.
I look forward to Drinker playing the victim and blaming his bad movie's failure on woke critics who hate white people.
Don't forget the good old cancel culture 😂
Didn't Shadiversity do the same thing about his book
Pretty sure he’s putting in on CZcams for free, so I don’t know how it would be a “failure”.
@@RonS1018 I assure you that it will somehow be a failure. Even if he makes money off it, it's a failure.
That's not even a prediction. That's just what's going to happen. It's like saying "Tomorrow grass will be green".
"Based on a novel by Ben Shapiro."
Can’t wait for this flick to end up on Best of the Worst.
YES!!!
Looks to weak and forgettable for that. Thai would be the one they’re all praying they avoid on Wheel of the Worst.
I used to like Critical Drinker, I thought he was really funny. I didn't really like the anti-woke angle, but I thought most of the time he was good enough at explaining himself that I thought he was being fair. But eventually more and more examples where I thought he was just off the mark kept cropping up and I quit watching. He was part of what made me come to the woke sounding conclusion that being mediocre or bad is a white privilege. If it's mediocre and not woke, nobody bats an eye. But if it's inclusive and mediocre, it's brain washing propoganda.
As opposed to someone like Adam, who is good at seperating the factors. Something like, "This movie being inclusive isn't bad, but X, Y, and Z are bad about it."
He chased the algorithm and echo chamber likes over, you know...CRITICAL thinking
Yeah. I liked when he actually was analyzing movies for what they were. But more and more he was just spewing "CRT, WOKE, LESBIAN, HOLLYWOOD PROPAGANDA".
That was getting old really fast.
Now he's just an unfunny drunktard cunt.
Yeah I liked Drinker in the start. Mostly because he reviewed The Expanse. One of my favorite TV shows ever that wasn't getting a lot of traction at the time.
But lately he's becoming too much. He rarely offers real criticism and just goes on and on about movies bieng woke.
Like just recently saw his review of Roadhouse. Now everyone's shitting in Riad House. He can too.
But in the review he constantly refers to the girl who owns the Bar as "Brave Diverse Woman". Like he's making a point.
He doesn't offer any other criticism. Because in reality there is nothing to criticise about that character because she never overshadows Jake Gyllenhal like some other female characters do in other movies.
And yet he makes a point to constantly refer to her as "Brave Diverse Woman" as if that's a criticism.
I think a lot of these people initially find some success by being passably funny and genuine, but when they realize they can make easier money milking idiot reactionary opinions by just ranting about how woke everything is they stop even trying to be honest or insightful and lose all entertainment value for anyone who isn't just there to reassure themselves of the things they already believe.
Yeah, I liked Batwoman too. The reviews of that show were pretty terrible imo
Super funny that his Goodreads account has all of his own books rated 5 stars out of five.
God I hate that shit so much. Really unprofessional.
Sounds like we've got some good potential material for the next longform Chapo or Behind the Bastards reading series!
@@TerrenceNowicki It's no True Allegiance, but it'll do.
I think the issue that jordan has that he doesn't realize yet, he has established his channel and his brand on the premise of basically complaining about the current state of hollywood movies, progressivism, feminism, lgbt and whatever else associated with those ideals represented in media.
because of this, he has garnered a massive audience that thinks similarly to him when he talks about these topics in his videos. the topics he addresses has essentially become his brand, his audience loves that he touches on this, in fact they love it so much that they recognize him just for that. and of course, his channel suffers greatly because of it.
as we've seen in this trailer, it has become apparent that his audience doesn't care all that much when he talks about things he likes, like reacher, or other content he enjoys. they just want to watch him shit on movies that tackle progressive topics and represent communities that appear different from him and people like him. they very much want to watch those videos because in a sense, it validates them.
and they especially don't care very much about this film he set out to make. and it doesn't help that the trailer feels like something we've seen countless times before, even back in the 00s. (even his audience have acknowledged this.) fan or hater, it doesn't matter. if people criticize the trailer just on what it provides, and how it comes across even before the film comes out, then jordan, honey... you already have a problem. not just with this film, but with the fact that you intend to branch out a bit more with your channel. branching out from what you essentially became known for.
But one positive thing I will say, he does feel passionate about the film he has set out to make and I can respect that he does have the motivation, the means and a budget to even get his film made. so kudos to him.
This looks exactly like the kind of "alpha male" movie a guy like Critical Drinker would make.
Yeah this is just sad. How the average guy who looooves alcohol wants to see himself.
This movie looks like one of those late career Bruce Willis flicks he is barely even in.
You know what? Good for Critical Drinker. Unlike most of these "anti-woke" grifters he actually stepped into the arena instead of just complaining on the Internet all day for easy views. Movie will probably be shit, but i appreciate the effort to actually make something.
You should see the trailer for Yaira. It's hilariously bad.
I want Mauler to make a movie now, so someone can make an 11:00 Hour EFAP
Props to him for making a generic movie instead of blowing through thousands of dollars for a “documentary” bitching about Anita Sarkeesian
@@TempestKnight16 MauLer probably has the most potential to make something decent out of all of the griftersphere tbh, his tendency to hyperfixate on irrelevant details could be the fuel for interesting worldbuilding
@@metalsludge8205he drops compelling birs of plots and character all the time on EFAP, i think he would be a great writer. Also check out his summery of his favorite character, Tywin Lannister on the favorite stories episode, its incredible insight. I hope he does make make media obe day
19:13 It seems like he made the exact movie that he would want to see, basically."
I think that's it - the problem is that The Critical Drinker wants to see bland action movies.
I mean his main criticism of modern cinema is how it has a *MESSAGE* as if that's not fundamental to any story
@@MILOPETIT His real issue is that it isn't HIS message.
@@yungmuney5903 Oh yeah you just know he'd have nothing bad to say if The Message was about diversity being bad or something
Haven’t watched a Critical Drinker video in like a year, I kinda already know what he’s gonna say at this point
Yup, you can easily predict what he’s going to say on just about anything, and others that share his views as they all basically think the exact same about everything.
@MetastaticMaladies But remember, they're the free thinkers, while everyone else are the mindless drones of a hivemind. 🙄
Yeah, the only videos of his I still watch are the ones on Production Hell, but he makes very few of those.
I clicked on one of his videos by accident a little while back and as soon as I heard his voice I was like "oh, he's about to spew a bunch of nonsense isn't he" and immediately clicked off.
I enjoyed him at first and then he just would not stop bitching about EVERYTHING and wouldn’t give anything the benefit of the doubt or it would devolve into 80’s movies good and modern movies with the same themes bad
Damn, I didn't know Micheal Scott is finally releasing his movie to the public!
Threat Level Midnight!
This movie is gonna be the eclipse arc for Critical drinker 😅
Of course someone like the critical drinker would make a call of duty type movie with a main character called Ryan Drake bruh XD
I'm just gonna ignore it and go straight to the Zombies mode.
6:57 is literally a "your ass is grass" gag, this movie is going to be cinema
Ah yes, the piss filter.
Ain't seen that since the 2000s.
@@docterfantazmoor breaking bad Mexico scenes
So it’s generic Tom Clancy that you get at a dollar store cause you can’t afford an actual Tom Clancy
Many years ago my sister bought an action figure called "The Best Terrorist" which she found at a dollar store because she found all the misspellings on the box amusing.
No need to shame the poor for not being able to afford the high budget crappy movies, old friend.
at least they look good
critical drinkers movie looks like a school project @@NotoriousLightning
@@NotoriousLightning no I will shame them
Being poor is no excuse for lowering your standards
If you can’t buy Tom Clancy than get something of equal value but at a lower price, going generic just shows a lack of self respect
Drinker should’ve added “No Minorities, Women or Fat People” and maybe his audience would’ve watched it
This is like one of those fake movies that would play at the beginning of Tropic Thunder, I know that's said about alot of bad movies but it really does
I want to apologize to Steven Seagal for roasting his straight to DVD films. They look like masterpieces in comparison to this.
You’ve got to be kidding. Have you not watched space ice roasting seagal movies? There’s no way any movie in the world can be worse than a seagal money laundering movie.
@@cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197 Space Ice is the GOAT.
I wonder if Space Ice will cover this movie.
You F LIAR!!! CD movie might be bad,but not SS Bad.😒
‘This looks and sounds like a bullshit rush job!’ Woah… this movie is gonna be meta.
Essentially a bunch of call of duty cutscenes from ten years ago
Except COD has nuance and better writing than whatever this is.
Rogue Elements - An Unbridled Disaster.
Mauler genuinely wouldn't dare.
It's incredibly unlikely that Drinker could write a script on the level of the movies that get the unbridled treatment.
Don't give Crinkler THAT much credit. Being so shit to deserve the longman special is not easy. I doubt he can pull it off
4:00 "Einstein's tea was tossed wither treason this meh"
It’s so funny that he just took Jack Ryan and Nathan Drake, and just squashed the two together lol. Real Ben Shapiro “Kendrick Malone” energy
Officer Potato o'famine.
The most unwoke movie ever!!!!1!!1
Not a single woke skin color!
So unwoke it puts the whole audience to sleep!
Zzzzzzzzzzz
I hate that with the way the world works, if you have the massive amounts of confidence to just say stupid shit all the time eventually someone equally stupid will give you an opportunity to do more stupid stuff.
I feel you, man.
Worthington's Law
Most movies.
That's not true YMS still hasn't had funding to do a movie.
Can't wait for EFAAP to either pretend this doesn't exist or skirt around it while pretending to defend it to dodge having to criticize someone that's so ingrained into their group.
It’s not impossible for them to criticize someone close to their group, given what happened with Southpaw. The question is whether or not they will do it with integrity.
@@AydenMartinez-iv3jt Considering how defensive they have been of Drinker and how he, unlike Southpaw, has not actively tried to make an enemy out of them, I don't think they will say anything on thr matter unless forced too because
1. If they truly view him as their friend, I can understand not wanting to tell your friend what they made was stinky on a live stream. Not even unfair of them there.
2. Drinker very rarely pushes back on them. There are only a couple exceptions, and even then it still feels like he is holding back what he thinks a lot. He seems to not want to risk hurting that connection Honestly, I don't even know if Drinker is actually that into conservative politics as much as he is into how much money it gets him. He also does seem to inject just enough nuance for him to point to as a back up defense (such as now he specifies that having a woman beat a man is not in of itself bad writing when he used to almost always imply that directly.)
"what's your favorite part of Rogue Elements" will become their "what's your favorite part of ISOM"
@@AydenMartinez-iv3jtdo you watch EFAP??? Mauler critizes his friends all the time lol. Hes constantly calls them out for defending a shit piece of media like the Synder Cut or Intersteller, fights all the time with chat, and heck, most of his close friends and guests are people he formingly roasted like Wolf, Jay Exci, Star Wars Theory, etc
@ToriHiragana I think you responded to the wrong person. I never said Mauler nor EFAP avoid criticizing their friends. I even gave ann example with the Southpaw situation.
i can't wait to make a queer gender theory analysis on the sexuality of this film's creator as implicitly inferred from its homoerotic undertones!
That's fucking stupid.
Why waste your time?
@@chaddfrancis2179 That’s not a waste of time - it’s a perfect way to troll him lmao
@@soyjoyy I meant,why waste time trolling the guy?
@@chaddfrancis2179 For fun?
If you are a movie critic it doesn't mean you are able to make movies
3:20, This line is directly from Lethal Weapon, is not? I'm gonna confirm and come back, but I'm 98% sure they just ripped it off lol. I'm positive Mel Gibson says this exact line
Edit - Critical Drinker ripped it off, word for word lmao
"Parker got an intel on Smith, were going to bravo point. Charlies at four, our cover is blown. Go go go rookies, anderson knows were here". Entire thing is a jibberish.
Say what you want about RLM movies, but they always start their stuff with some sort of a hook and have clear premise. Plinket review got influentce on star wars because it starts with "Worst thing since my son" and not a bored ramble of some guy. They know how to effectively engage the audience. All those other star war critic guys feel entitled to audience smelling 5 hours of their mic farts.
10:32 This was based on Critical Drinker’s novels and he made a spinoff feature movie about this Downfall character. Looks like he made it for this dark and very yellowish action-packed movie that almost felt like Resident Evil and other hardcore action genres that he's interested in.
I really hate how Drinker didn't want the subtitles in the expensive 4K trailer. He probably hated deaf people and not making less deaf or deaf to be disabled.
He didn't want to include THE MESSAGE in his trailer.
The audio mixing is TERRIBLE. The characters all sound like they're mumbling
It looks like the most generic 2000s action movie, indistinguishable from the hundreds of other action movies that play on day time cable television ad nauseam.
Just because you can criticize movies, doesn't mean you can write a movie yourself.
For someone who complains about things being generic movies he sure does like to make em
Same as his books.
@@Lithosagymfan173 don't attack my king
@@Lithosagymfan173 he writes books?💀
@@MorganJones-tk1mw Yes, he does.
@@yourmomslover1 I'd rather your king be less sexist.
When I think of first time filmmakers, I imagine them going, “Oh, this is my one big shot to make a name for myself.” I think Reservoir Dogs, Clerks, Evil Dead. I know that’s way easier said than done. If I had a chance to make a movie and I had a small budget to do it with, I wouldn’t make a generic action movie that looks like the straight-to-DVD fare that filled the aisles of the Hollywood Video I used to work next door to in the late 2000s.
I would try to make some wild stuff that people would remember. If I couldn’t make something as good as Reservoir Dogs or Clerks, I would try really hard to make something insane yet still coherent enough to understand. I’m not a big anime/manga guy, but one thing I always admired was their ability to think of wild stuff.
You two have a polarizing Yin Yang dynamic. And I'm absolutely all for it.
someone in the comments said "he saw Sicario and wanted to emulate it" thats literally it
as a sound editor id maybe reconsider putting pumped up action trailer music over a bunch of half-whispered lines with audible crickets in the background that even cut out momentarily during the dramatic pauses
Yeah, as ugly as the color palette is, and as generic as all the dialogue and characters seem to be, my main criticism of this is that it has "county out" levels of poor ADR that probably needed to be totally re-recorded.
@@TerrenceNowicki oh yea the adr is pretty atrocious as well, at times it very obviously doesn't match the lip movement (to my eyes at least). im specifically criticizing just the trailer tho, we don't know for sure if it's going to be like that in the actual movie or not and by the time it's released there is a (very small) chance that it will be recorded to both sound better AND match the lip movement better.
the issue with the trailer, whether they've used adr or the actual on-location recordings, is that the mix is shit - the music is too over the top and the voice lines are too quiet and that's really not helped by the fact that a lot of them are either half-whispered or recorded with subpar equipment or even maybe messed up somehow during the post-production process. re-recording could have helped but if they lines are still delivered in the same quiet way (which id like to believe is perfectly adequate for the actual scenes those lines are taken from) it wouldn't help much with all the bombastic music they're drenched in.
a few of the lines do sound like they were recorded on location because there's audible crickets in the background which means that either there's been no noise reduction done to those lines (and presumably the rest of the voice recordings in the trailer or even possibly the actual movie) or there has been noise reduction and this is the best they got it to sound because the crickets were just that overwhelming. there is also at least one instance in the trailer where a pause between lines was extended in the trailer by just cutting the last sentence from a line and moving it a second or two down the editing timeline without accounting for the background audio so the crickets just abruptly stop before starting again for that final line. it sounds pretty shoddy (tho honestly ive seen trailers where recordings from an obviously noisy scene like this have been used just as haphazardly so it's kind of a wider issue with trailers nowadays).
there's also just not a lot of distinct sound effects throughout the trailer that aren't voice lines, music and trailer-style impact hits and stuff (tho admittedly it's not as overbearing as some trailers ive seen (maybe if i watched the trailer by itself and didn't have adum pausing it every few seconds it'd annoy me more lol)). a lot of the action scenes almost completely lack audio, occasionally there are a few sounds here and there but they're so sporadic that they kinda stick out and draw attention to the scenes where you'd expect there to be sounds but there aren't any. the final montage of violence in the trailer has 2-3 sounds at the start before they just stop despite the fact that there's still plenty of cuts of characters hitting other characters or falling on the floor, things that should be emphasized more with audio. it comes off as unfinished
YMS vs Critical drinker
the fight of the decade
Imagine if this money was spent on someone with actual talent like Neil Breen.
This is shot exactly like Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool from It's Always Sunny.
But will it show dong?
only like 20 seconds into the video but I gotta say "rogue elements" is the most generic action possibly spy thrillery thing film title I can think of
Now after finishing the video, Ryan Drake = Jack Ryan + Nathan Drake?
Rogue Elements: A Star Wars Story
i have to shove steroids up my ass ever since i started having rouge excrements
@@TerrenceNowicki Mission: Impossible - Rogue Elements.
Almost everyone sounds drunk or high while they say their line it looks like a film steven segal would "star" in
Not enough scenes set in strip clubs for Seagal.
At least not in the trailer.
@TerrenceNowicki your right for the strip club scenes. I think only in one where their are vampiers. Don't have a strip club shout out to mista gg
So a Steven Seagal movie without Steven Seagal?
They replaced the seagull with a drake.
I can't even tell who the main character of this movie is supposed to be. There's a bunch of generic "badass military dudes," and they all kind of somehow look the same, yet just different enough that I don't know if they're the same guy or a different guy.
At best, this movie could be the Daily Wire's Threat Level Midnight, tries to be a serious spy movie but comes off more like a comedy.
There’s a long tradition of film critics trying their hand at filmmaking and failing utterly.
Yes, I'm still wondering what shelby oaks is going to be like 🤔 I know chris stuckman wont even critique certain movies now. 😕
@@cobrakaicyberdon Well, it's been rejected by multiple film festival apparently.
As somebody who has watched Drinker and even agreed with some of his points, seeing what he considers to be "great filmmaking" makes me want to purge any memory of his opinions on how to make a movie out of my brain.
He didn't make this though
@@DL6379R Did I say he did? I said this is an example of what he considers great and has opinions on how to make something good. I never said he made this.
Re-read a comment a couple times before you try to correct someone, smart guy. Wasting my fuckin time correcting you.
Do you have anything to say about the terrible trailer or are you just here to "Uhm akshually 🤓" people?
Critical drinker spends his life watching shitty action and marvel films. Of course his own film is gonna be trash because his source of inspiration is trash as well. If he watched more indie films he would understand or at least appreciate the art of filmmaking but of course he doesn’t care about that and ends up creating a film that is generic as hell
Looks like he should stick to what he's good at. And when anyone figures out what that is let me know.
Annoying whinging little turds.
Ima grab my beer 🔥🔥🔥🧉🧉🧉🍷🍷🍷☕️☕️☕️🍵🍵🍵
This looks like a movie you'd see on Redletter Media's Best of the Worst
You’re so right lol.
You are giving this too much credit, if that was the case this would at least be entertaining.
This reminds me of Decker
You beat me to it! 😄
Critical Drinker having his Threat Level Midnight moment
I doubt it. TLM was a "so bad, it's good" film, both in-universe and irl. This will be forgotten.
To start positive it's fairly good for a youtuber's first ever film.
For negatives it's incredibly ironic to make a career off of how mediocre modern Hollywood is then proceed to make a sloppy cod film
Saying that modem Hollywood is mediocre is pretty generous. It's filled with absolute trash.
If the worst that Hollywood had was generic or mediocre, I'd say they were doing pretty good
@@DL6379R this is being overly critical
The lead actor was in Captain Marvel. Critical Drinker gone WOKE!
Was he?
@@fulcrum6760 yeah lol according to Letterboxd at least
Missed opportunity to say “Hypocritical Drinker”. Imagine how funny it would be if this movie was chock full of “THE MESSAGE”
Mission impossible Lotus
It looks like if AI made a movie
"Mom can we have Tom Clancy"
"No we have Tom Clancy at home"
Tom Clancy at home: