I hate to bring gender into this, but... (YIAY

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  • čas přidán 24. 06. 2024
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  • @Grim_sights
    @Grim_sights Před 2 měsíci +2869

    i don’t have pronouns yet 😞 i’m still at amateurnouns

  • @therealmissbubbly
    @therealmissbubbly Před 2 měsíci +3159

    Women be printing!

    • @THE_funnyalt
      @THE_funnyalt Před 2 měsíci

      women be womening

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci +4

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @TheBallsMuncher
      @TheBallsMuncher Před 2 měsíci +68

      ​@@p-__
      WHERE IS THE FART CONTENT

    • @ember13dp
      @ember13dp Před 2 měsíci +2

      I laughed out loud 😂😂

    • @vladls
      @vladls Před 2 měsíci +48

      Why can't men be printing?

  • @begine4283
    @begine4283 Před 2 měsíci +4407

    "x views in y seconds, fell off" is the new "first"

    • @good-sofa
      @good-sofa Před 2 měsíci +92

      Holyshit yes

    • @googoogaagaayt
      @googoogaagaayt Před 2 měsíci +102

      31 likes in 780 seconds, fell off

    • @hengedraws
      @hengedraws Před 2 měsíci +58

      Yeah but it’s funnier
      edit: never said they were super funny yall, i meant like marginally funnier, like first is a one word nothing reply, at least this is a tiny bit sarcastic idk lol

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci +3

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @gradient5319
      @gradient5319 Před 2 měsíci +21

      And yet those kinds of comments were always harmless and boosted engagement in the video so I have no idea why people complain.

  • @amadandearbhte4318
    @amadandearbhte4318 Před 2 měsíci +2093

    The cis teen chapel one was actually genius!

    • @Kelly_C
      @Kelly_C Před 2 měsíci +92

      it's an old one but a goodie nonetheless

    • @pogchicken6794
      @pogchicken6794 Před 2 měsíci +11

      wait i dont get it am i dumb lol

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci +2

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @pogchicken6794
      @pogchicken6794 Před 2 měsíci +16

      oh i am dumb i just looked it up lmao

    • @good_beans
      @good_beans Před 2 měsíci +94

      Hivemind reference

  • @2hd4me
    @2hd4me Před 2 měsíci +627

    Yesterday “I” Asked “You”
    What is with these pronouns? Since when was YIAY so woke smh my head.

    • @ember13dp
      @ember13dp Před měsícem +15

      shaking my head my head? 😆

    • @2hd4me
      @2hd4me Před měsícem +62

      @@ember13dp Just had to be sure to show how shook I am

    • @ek0dev
      @ek0dev Před měsícem +7

      ​@@2hd4me understandable understandable

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant Před měsícem +1

      fr tho XD

    • @ApinofArc
      @ApinofArc Před 29 dny +10

      "my" head? Pronoun users, yeesh.
      Much disappoint. Such sad.

  • @nealfirstofhisname
    @nealfirstofhisname Před 2 měsíci +2320

    Shadow the Hedgehog doesn't have pronouns, Shadow the Hedgehog will exclusively be referred to by Shadow the Hedgehog's name: Shadow the Hedgehog.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Před 2 měsíci +124

      In fact, people cannot use the main set of pronouns when talking about or to Shadow the Hedgehog

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow Před 2 měsíci +97

      I hate, that this actually works. You can just replace pronouns by a person's name.

    • @DavidSalas-id7jn
      @DavidSalas-id7jn Před 2 měsíci +66

      Shodaws pronouns are ultimate/lifeform

    • @frejglass
      @frejglass Před 2 měsíci +46

      At least he gets the concept

    • @Golden_pikachu
      @Golden_pikachu Před 2 měsíci +117

      @@ThorsShadowThat’s what pronouns are for. They replace a proper noun.

  • @HeadRedShot
    @HeadRedShot Před 2 měsíci +889

    As a woman I have no problem getting it up. Skill issue

    • @KatZEdition
      @KatZEdition Před 2 měsíci

      Gravity is a bitch

    • @nerdyneedsalife8315
      @nerdyneedsalife8315 Před 2 měsíci +86

      It's not my fault, E really fucked it up

    • @Godfredozila
      @Godfredozila Před 2 měsíci +2

      yours is way smaller

    • @nathanielcallen3965
      @nathanielcallen3965 Před 2 měsíci +43

      Sigma female spotted

    • @sneksecry5087
      @sneksecry5087 Před 2 měsíci +40

      ​@@nerdyneedsalife8315thats what i thought when he said that lol, i hear _plenty_ of women complain ab ED! Im one of them :p

  • @mirrankei
    @mirrankei Před 2 měsíci +665

    the Cis Teen Chapel is still the funniest gender joke I've ever heard

    • @sprumf
      @sprumf Před měsícem +2

      Omg that’s hilarious….

    • @haleys_hus
      @haleys_hus Před měsícem +10

      give riley savage his credit 😤😤

  • @VillainKinnie
    @VillainKinnie Před 2 měsíci +1188

    personally i would love to have a boytoy with my happy meal

  • @1stCommentCop
    @1stCommentCop Před 2 měsíci +1726

    "How do you do fellow pronouns havers"
    Well of course I know them, they are me.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci +3

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @T4487a
      @T4487a Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@p-__ putrid!

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Před 2 měsíci +53

      When the nouns are professional!

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Před 2 měsíci +19

      Technically, people do not "have" pronouns; they get referred to using pronouns. This is similar to how people do not have names, but get referred to using names. Names and pronouns aren't physical things, thus you can not have them. This also applies for other concepts, like compassion. Get in the basement.

    • @roryroryroryroryrory
      @roryroryroryroryrory Před 2 měsíci +31

      @@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit"Technically, people do not "have" pronouns; they get referred to using pronouns. This is similar to how people do not have names, but get referred to using names. Names and pronouns aren't physical things, thus you can not have them.
      This also applies for other concepts, like compassion. Get in the basement." ☝️🤓

  • @TRIVIA5209
    @TRIVIA5209 Před 2 měsíci +354

    I just realized that YIAY is just a funnier (and sometimes less funny) version of cards against humanity

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody Před 2 měsíci +14

      Given I've never really participated in either, I'll agree on principle.

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK Před 2 měsíci +18

      I mean yeah, the fill in the blank ones, sure, but the concept isn't exactly rare

    • @Edgar_SB
      @Edgar_SB Před 2 měsíci +1

      Nah card against humanity is way funnier
      But takes more effort and need funny friends
      Meanwhile, I can just bringe watch hundreds of episodes of yiay while having dinner

    • @BelBelle468
      @BelBelle468 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Edgar_SB ?? Why binge something you claim isn’t that funny

    • @Edgar_SB
      @Edgar_SB Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@BelBelle468 I didn't say it's unfunny
      I said it's less fun than cards against humanity
      you cant really play stuff like jackbox or cards alone do you

  • @lyrawh770
    @lyrawh770 Před 2 měsíci +57

    Funny thing about maternity tests!
    There was actually an incident where a father got a paternity test and it came back negative, and he almost divorced his wife. She was devastated because she hadn't cheated! but they gave her a test and it turns out the kid wasn't HERS either! They ended up suing the hospital where she gave birth because some nurse must have accidentally switched the babies.

  • @Veganjelibon
    @Veganjelibon Před 2 měsíci +163

    I think this is one of the funniest episodes also because it proves you can joke about gender without being offensive and actually be funny

    • @ek0dev
      @ek0dev Před měsícem +22

      EXACTLY
      the people that act like jerks and then go "oh it's just a joke can't you take a joke" are just looking for an excuse to be a jerk without consequences

    • @seorikkuns
      @seorikkuns Před 28 dny +1

      this!!!

  • @darcyDxxa977
    @darcyDxxa977 Před 2 měsíci +297

    Women be printing

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci +4

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games Před měsícem +4

      What do they print

    • @Cool_Kid95
      @Cool_Kid95 Před měsícem +3

      Saw this right after that moment

  • @rat4rats130
    @rat4rats130 Před měsícem +116

    As a part of the trans community I hear a LOT of women complaining about erectile dysfunction

    • @eshleyyy
      @eshleyyy Před měsícem

      ! trade offer !
      you receive: teetees :3
      you also receive: erectile dysfunction

    • @LilDinoGuy
      @LilDinoGuy Před měsícem +16

      Cis women gotta step up.

    • @Julia_and_the_City
      @Julia_and_the_City Před 25 dny +3

      Oh yeah it fucking sucks, at the risk of oversharing it's the only thing I _really_ miss after transitioning MTF

    • @vampirelibrarian777
      @vampirelibrarian777 Před 23 dny

      similarly I have seen many big titty goth boyfriends lmfaoo

  • @weena009
    @weena009 Před 2 měsíci +392

    Be very proud of that genderfluid joke, I spit my coffee laughing.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci +1

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @marlonlernmark
      @marlonlernmark Před 2 měsíci +43

      My second favorit joke is “at what temperature do you become gender solid?”

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@marlonlernmark ok, but at what temperature and pressure can you go gender supercritical?

    • @JamesTheCelestial
      @JamesTheCelestial Před měsícem +6

      ​@@ashtonhoward5582Genderfluid folks when they're at risk of evaporating into Gendersteam because their werewolf boyfriend is in heat

  • @dioliksniper5618
    @dioliksniper5618 Před 2 měsíci +139

    12:47 fun unfun fact, some times there are doctors who, for whatever reason, will possibly give the mother of a baby the *wrong* baby.
    Maternity tests are great, to tell you if your doctor’s an idiot.

    • @J3D1D14H
      @J3D1D14H Před 2 měsíci +19

      would’ve helped king solomon quite a bit

    • @fireballninja01
      @fireballninja01 Před měsícem +15

      fun fact, some times there are doctors who. usually for the specials. i like tom baker

    • @KC3Lay
      @KC3Lay Před měsícem +7

      I know for a fact my older siblings are adopted, but I suspect this may have happened to my "little sister" because she is all kinds of weird.
      /j (Some people can take jokes the wrong way, so I am clarifying some things. I know it didn't, but that kid is seriously messed up, I love her to death, but she said the cure to cancer was dying. And yes, I know for sure my older siblings are 100% adopted. It's hard not to tell when they are an entirely different color than anyone else your related to. Yet oddly enough we didn't realize until the oldest of us four was about six that we weren't related.)

    • @KC3Lay
      @KC3Lay Před měsícem +1

      @@J3D1D14H fr.

    • @psgamer-il2pt
      @psgamer-il2pt Před měsícem +5

      ​@@KC3Layok but dying kills the cancer sooooo

  • @ectotide
    @ectotide Před 2 měsíci +305

    "are squishmallows the new beanie baby"
    yes
    yes they are

    • @zozzleberryfin1735
      @zozzleberryfin1735 Před měsícem +4

      As a person who used to collect Beanie babies, I approve this message

    • @DashyAndLux
      @DashyAndLux Před měsícem +1

      Is it weird that I collect both

  • @XavierSchwartzTheOriginal
    @XavierSchwartzTheOriginal Před 2 měsíci +334

    4:47 "We name our women now, thx 💅🏼"

  • @qtheplatypus
    @qtheplatypus Před 2 měsíci +107

    Boats are impregnated by the seamen 2:36

    • @Jawley_
      @Jawley_ Před 2 měsíci +9

      That's actually so clever, lol

    • @djsaidez271
      @djsaidez271 Před měsícem +1

      AAAAAAAA YES

  • @ahoy1014
    @ahoy1014 Před 2 měsíci +145

    I hate to bring sexuality into this, but my parents are both ladies and I was named after a boat. I'm sure boats can figure it out as well

    • @Speckitt
      @Speckitt Před 2 měsíci +13

      Your name is Dinghy?

    • @childeofepickness
      @childeofepickness Před 2 měsíci +21

      @@SpeckittNo their name is Boaty McBoatface

    • @Speckitt
      @Speckitt Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@childeofepickness at least I was close

  • @LeighLunaris
    @LeighLunaris Před 2 měsíci +592

    Obviously some ships are cis women and some ships are trans

    • @leodotlol
      @leodotlol Před 2 měsíci +209

      ship of they-she-us

    • @Siennarchist
      @Siennarchist Před 2 měsíci +10

      Was looking for this comment

    • @noidealol9739
      @noidealol9739 Před 2 měsíci +5

      you said it before me

    • @dogsofcorn
      @dogsofcorn Před 2 měsíci +10

      @@leodotloli love that

    • @imissnewfelt8283
      @imissnewfelt8283 Před 2 měsíci

      youre telling me they still have no cis or trans males? Statistically, ya fucked up

  • @Oddmartian2
    @Oddmartian2 Před 2 měsíci +71

    "It just came out, I swear to God" --Jacksfilms, talking about gender fluid

  • @djoshawott2850
    @djoshawott2850 Před 2 měsíci +434

    I hate to bring gender into this, but there's "Super Bash Sisters".

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci +2

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @Mendips
      @Mendips Před 2 měsíci +15

      @@p-__ welcome to fact or cap

    • @Rumaitha-tg2sm
      @Rumaitha-tg2sm Před 2 měsíci +5

      ​@@p-__at least your not UTTP ;w;

    • @radicaaprils
      @radicaaprils Před 2 měsíci +7

      missed opportunity to call it "basic bash sisters"

    • @Rickmonas90
      @Rickmonas90 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Okay, Oshawott. Didn't know the pet center had Internet.

  • @Arealhuman-gh7zk
    @Arealhuman-gh7zk Před 2 měsíci +289

    Not to bring gender into this, but it's pronunciationed squishmallows

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 2 měsíci +75

    (12:05) There are maternity tests when there's suspicion on trafficking. There has been several maternity tests done.

  • @thebreadster1500
    @thebreadster1500 Před měsícem +56

    "enbies strictly go for caramel corn"
    THAT ALWAYS WAS MY FAVOURITE SINCE I WAS A KID WHY IS THIS SO TRUE

  • @herbertkraft7379
    @herbertkraft7379 Před 2 měsíci +61

    I hate to bring gender into this, but boy is this episode funny.
    I have a new favourite episode.

  • @kiraoshiro6157
    @kiraoshiro6157 Před měsícem +37

    "NBs strictly go for caramel popcorn"
    how did he know.. HOW?

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick Před měsícem +4

      ikr same! (Agender)

    • @kiraoshiro6157
      @kiraoshiro6157 Před měsícem +1

      @@DinosaurNick hey if it's not too invasive of a question, how did you come to realize you were agender?

    • @TheInfectous
      @TheInfectous Před měsícem

      wait wait. Do NBs breath air as well? HOLY FUCKKKKK jesus christ I swear there is nothing more convincing of the idea that this all a giant attention grab than internet comments.

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick Před měsícem +2

      @@TheInfectous It was a joke

    • @kiraoshiro6157
      @kiraoshiro6157 Před měsícem

      @@TheInfectous why should I care what you have to say

  • @Vipanen03
    @Vipanen03 Před 2 měsíci +14

    in Finland the happy meal toys have been cardboard minions for the last like three years

  • @stenh.6243
    @stenh.6243 Před 2 měsíci +65

    I agree. Urinals are completely redundant when there is usually a perfectly good sink less than 10ft away.

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan Před měsícem

      They really do only exist just to prevent unisex bathrooms :/

    • @djsaidez271
      @djsaidez271 Před měsícem +1

      Real

    • @naomiwolf8944
      @naomiwolf8944 Před 23 dny +2

      Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

  • @alno1019
    @alno1019 Před 2 měsíci +24

    unironically thx jack for being a trans ally

  • @joshuaseitler6003
    @joshuaseitler6003 Před 2 měsíci +47

    Jack doing the Kubrik stare right next to Nala was great.

  • @ThorsShadow
    @ThorsShadow Před 2 měsíci +53

    I hate to bring gender into this but that "cis teen chapel" joke hat me nearly die from laughing.
    Additionally, I don't even know who that gender guy is. And why is he in everything?
    EDIT: OK, that "gender fluid" one was beautiful. Bravo. Also, I love that the "jacksepticeye" person now has a nerd channel, apparently.

  • @erwumbo
    @erwumbo Před 2 měsíci +65

    "is this the worst yiay ever" wrong, this is the best yiay. it was super awesome to see a bunch of trans/nonbinary jokes that aren't mean spirited! on a cishet dude's channel! hell yeah jack make that shit mainstream

  • @tinydragon5447
    @tinydragon5447 Před 2 měsíci +87

    14:05 sir this is the most ive laughed all week you take that back

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant Před 27 dny

      @@p-__ too bad for you, there are multiple Jacks'

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 27 dny

      @@Kalaphant My farts are better than every single Jack’s farts 💨

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy Před 2 měsíci +22

    Okay so not only are these actually good gender jokes, but I'm not even halfway through and this is one of the funniest YIAYs in a wIAYle. It's like everyone was storing up goof juice from hearing the same 1 1/2 gender jokes over and over again and just spewed it all over their keyboards at the right time.

  • @milesdishner9936
    @milesdishner9936 Před 2 měsíci +31

    im not even jorking this is my favorite yiay, halfway through it i sent it to two ppl and added it to my faves folder, both of which i've never done. idk if i sound sarcastic but i'm /srs!! i really did like this one so much, good job to the community for being so funny and good job to johnathanfilimos for reading these in such a hilariously engaging way :3 i love this show kdjlaklda

    • @limitless_valley
      @limitless_valley Před 2 měsíci +4

      best episode because gay :3

    • @milesdishner9936
      @milesdishner9936 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@limitless_valley now this guy freakin gets it!

    • @limitless_valley
      @limitless_valley Před 2 měsíci +3

      yeah! this video and comment section are amazing (also fyi im not a guy 🏳️‍⚧️)

    • @milesdishner9936
      @milesdishner9936 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@limitless_valley yooo slay!! im also trans! (highfive!) :]

    • @limitless_valley
      @limitless_valley Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@milesdishner9936 gosh trans people are so cool

  • @NoteBard
    @NoteBard Před 2 měsíci +118

    1:54 How did they make a thumbnail like that so accurate...

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @gabrielabrera9966
      @gabrielabrera9966 Před 2 měsíci +25

      What’s even crazier is that there is a video out there very similar to this. I don’t remember his name, but some guy went on a whole rant about Mario being “woke” because the new voice actor for Mario has “he/him” in his Twitter bio.

    • @ed_cmntonly
      @ed_cmntonly Před měsícem +1

      ​​​@@gabrielabrera9966 "as you can clearly see here, the new voice actor for Mario, Kevin Afghani, is uh, uses he/him pronouns. Now this is obviously, well you know, very very bad and cringe, looks like my boy Kevin might be a leftist judging by this, I think by extension he probably most likely supports the uhh LGBTWTF community from the looks of it, I hope the bosses at Nintendo try to find this man and fire him, I don't think the LGBCRINGE community is supported over at Nintendo, so they should really crack down on this, can't risk making a childhood game woke all of a sudden with DEI laws from Mr. Gavin Newsom himself uhhhh, yeah that's about it. If this isn't solved, it might as well be called, the downfall of Nintendo."
      - him, probably

    • @Emmariscobar
      @Emmariscobar Před měsícem +4

      ​@@gabrielabrera9966 What makes _it_ even funnier is that _he's_ a *cis* man, _I_ guess _it's_ now officially considered "woke" for pronouns to be used at all.

  • @pendIeton
    @pendIeton Před 2 měsíci +32

    I love how out of nowhere Astrapboy has managed to become a mystical recurring figure in the jacksfilms lore

  • @ulischmidt03
    @ulischmidt03 Před 2 měsíci +22

    Boats are like the Gerudo from The Legend of Zelda, they mate with non-boats and birth more boats.

  • @jobrown95
    @jobrown95 Před 2 měsíci +31

    12:20 the random Portuguese subtitles are killing me

    • @bobthekevin7222
      @bobthekevin7222 Před 2 měsíci +10

      You should've seen marshal's face (the person who edited this video) when he made this. He asked me to translate what jack was saying into Portuguese and then just kept adding wackier and weirder effects. At the end he was just CACKLING.

    • @MarshalDoesStuff
      @MarshalDoesStuff Před měsícem +5

      @@bobthekevin7222 I can confirm lol I was losing my mind editing this

    • @lucs028
      @lucs028 Před měsícem

      Same BWAHAHAHAHHHAHA

  • @LizLewRose
    @LizLewRose Před 2 měsíci +10

    For a split second when he said "teeth queen" I thought he said "queef queen" and I'm laughing hard at myself than any joke in the video

  • @1stCommentCop
    @1stCommentCop Před 2 měsíci +43

    I hate to bring gender into this but, why does the comment section always suck in the first few minutes?

    • @sunseyki.
      @sunseyki. Před 2 měsíci +8

      i hate to bring gender into this but, why are you right?

    • @1stCommentCop
      @1stCommentCop Před 2 měsíci +6

      @@sunseyki.I hate to bring gender into this, but it's because I'm a man
      /s

    • @Memerath
      @Memerath Před 2 měsíci +6

      Trying to be funny as fast as possible rarely ends well

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I hate to bring gender into this, but can we appreciate how my farts are better than Coca Cola the old fashioned way

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I hate to bring gender into this but We're no strangers to love.
      You know the rules and so do I, a full commitment is what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy.

  • @svkona
    @svkona Před 2 měsíci +102

    16:32
    the upside down letters here read "may you live to see the dawn"
    jack you already did your ARG stop it

    • @Cuyoya
      @Cuyoya Před 2 měsíci +21

      Yeah the ARG **definitely** ended haha that's so strange 🙂

    • @user-gq3ji1tj2g
      @user-gq3ji1tj2g Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@Cuyoya I will see the dawn

    • @alyxgraff9121
      @alyxgraff9121 Před měsícem

      ​@@Cuyoya What did you do?

    • @josephsouther9874
      @josephsouther9874 Před měsícem +1

      I don’t think anything got done with the YiayARG thing

  • @elibrainstorm5961
    @elibrainstorm5961 Před 2 měsíci +61

    It's okay Jack. The lgbt community accepts your gender fluid joke. (It was really funny)

    • @jiorno_jowana
      @jiorno_jowana Před měsícem +1

      And why should he care?

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick Před měsícem +8

      @@jiorno_jowana why do you?

    • @jiorno_jowana
      @jiorno_jowana Před měsícem

      @@DinosaurNick Cause I'm gender gas

    • @LtGhost-tb3kq
      @LtGhost-tb3kq Před měsícem

      ​@@DinosaurNick Who said he did..?

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick Před měsícem +4

      @@LtGhost-tb3kq He must care if he cared enough to reply

  • @dorongrossman-naples9207
    @dorongrossman-naples9207 Před 2 měsíci +30

    7:37 It's okay Jack, it happens to lots of guys.

  • @not_a_demon
    @not_a_demon Před měsícem +8

    Not to bring gender into this, but The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  • @SuperBuffalo007
    @SuperBuffalo007 Před 2 měsíci +22

    11:56 I love that, because of the Green Screen, Jack looks like he's pointing to his mirror, implying that he, God of Torment, trapped his wife and 3 dogs in four different dimensions, dooming them to a lifetime of isolation and madness.

  • @memewolftherealone
    @memewolftherealone Před 2 měsíci +15

    As a professional woman, I could say that there IS such thing as a big titty goth bf. You're just not looking in the right places!

  • @rptbr
    @rptbr Před 2 měsíci +53

    This was a great YIAY. Best in a long time!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

  • @ProtomanEX868
    @ProtomanEX868 Před 2 měsíci +41

    First time I'm watching a video so close to release. Greetings from Trinidad and Tobago!

    • @marvelousball
      @marvelousball Před 2 měsíci +13

      Both Trinidad AND Tobago? Make up your mind bro

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @Ramonatho
      @Ramonatho Před 2 měsíci +10

      I'm at the Trinidad
      I'm at the Tobago
      I'm at the combination Trinidad and Tobago

    • @LampHatScott
      @LampHatScott Před 2 měsíci +1

      You must have fun explaining that's the name of your country to foreginers.

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma Před 2 měsíci +7

      I hate to bring gender into this, but why is it TriniDAD?

  • @ChrisPatstone
    @ChrisPatstone Před 2 měsíci +15

    Hey, that VRChat Marlin video is mine! Happy to hear it's one of your favorites.

  • @fadedlikeastar
    @fadedlikeastar Před 2 měsíci +5

    This is honestly one of the funniest YIAYs in a while. Top tier answers and top tier gender fluids!

  • @CoryTheNorm
    @CoryTheNorm Před 2 měsíci +49

    I love how deliberately you pronounce the "coo" in "cooQUEEN" to avoid any ermmm.. awkwardsauce mixups.

    • @Flynnisthename
      @Flynnisthename Před 2 měsíci +10

      ? What does this mean

    •  Před 2 měsíci +14

      Mixups with what?

    • @Andjelka99
      @Andjelka99 Před 2 měsíci

      @ if you sound it out... how Q is pronounced along with that coo... jk with the coyness he would be saying cock

    • @Sh12pen
      @Sh12pen Před měsícem +1

      Coq ​@

    • @djsaidez271
      @djsaidez271 Před měsícem +1

      Nah if anything the way he pronounced it was worse lol

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Před 2 měsíci +14

    Back in my day, happy meal toys harmed children and were choking hazards 😎

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 Před 2 měsíci

      That was just natural selection preening the gene pool. They took it away, now look at society.

  • @ellie8272
    @ellie8272 Před měsícem +3

    As a trans woman, I in fact *regularly* hear women complaining about erectile dysfunction lmao

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA Před 2 měsíci +332

    As a trans woman, I can 100% confirm there are women that complain about erectile dysfunction

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci +4

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 Před 2 měsíci +70

      Don't forget cis women who complain about ED like my girlfri-

    • @BestgirlJordanfish
      @BestgirlJordanfish Před 2 měsíci +6

      So real for this

    • @jolyne7624
      @jolyne7624 Před 2 měsíci +81

      also as a trans woman, i can 100% confirm there are in fact big titty goth boyfriends out there

    • @genderqueercam
      @genderqueercam Před 2 měsíci +36

      And as a trans man I can confirm there are men that experience a menstrual cycle

  • @rivvix
    @rivvix Před 2 měsíci +15

    13:52 trans men rise up lets goooooo

  • @Addsomehappy
    @Addsomehappy Před 2 měsíci +20

    3:57
    So, these media make more sense to John:
    Scooby Doo (1969)
    Batman (1939)
    Looney Tunes (1930)
    Superman (1938)
    How old is Johnsmovies again?

    • @Underloafed_Slapper
      @Underloafed_Slapper Před 2 měsíci +1

      Probably a hundred and something years old

    • @kaktusart05
      @kaktusart05 Před měsícem

      Yes and only people born before 1996 know about Pokemon

  • @Obstreperous_Octopus
    @Obstreperous_Octopus Před 2 měsíci +15

    I got a bunch of happy meal toys that were Mcdonalds foods that transformed-- some into robots, some into dinosaurs. They were pretty sweet! My nephew loves them-- he plays with them when he comes over to visit. It's actually kind of heartwarming : )

  • @kwak0
    @kwak0 Před 2 měsíci +14

    1:09 the first time Erin is represented with a normal picture

  • @leodotlol
    @leodotlol Před 2 měsíci +8

    man going thru my menstrual cycle here . i'm doing my part

  • @wenofu477
    @wenofu477 Před 2 měsíci +4

    i asked for the boy toy with my happy meal, and they gave me some plastic kids toy. very disappointed they didnt understand what i meant

  • @Oretal
    @Oretal Před 2 měsíci +8

    8:34 never thought the concept of Busty Boys would be mentioned on any of Jack’s channels.

  • @boneheadedfellow
    @boneheadedfellow Před 2 měsíci +220

    No views in 26 seconds, this is a new peak for this channel

    • @Nawakooo0
      @Nawakooo0 Před 2 měsíci +20

      Now THAT'S funny, I'm so tired of the "he fell off" comments but this one made me laugh

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

    • @MewPurPur
      @MewPurPur Před 2 měsíci +4

      My pronouns are better than Jack's pronouns

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher Před 2 měsíci +8

      ​@@Nawakooo0and then perhaps this version will spread and become just as annoying...

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@LuneWatcher it’s already still annoying

  • @MB-notHere
    @MB-notHere Před 2 měsíci +5

    Felt too called out for the caramel corn holy hell

  • @fam3871
    @fam3871 Před 2 měsíci +4

    The live back and forth between chat and jack ❤ Love you guys

  • @Ojiconn
    @Ojiconn Před 2 měsíci +16

    NO WAIT I WAS SO INVESTED IN THE TIKTOK RANT

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Před 2 měsíci

      My farts are better than Jack's farts.

  • @Mex_Luigi
    @Mex_Luigi Před 2 měsíci +6

    No this is literally the best YIAY episode of all time

  • @roady0048
    @roady0048 Před 2 měsíci +4

    2:26 thank you for making me immediately pause the video to look up how eels reproduce

  • @kam4726
    @kam4726 Před 2 měsíci +25

    as a confirmed they/them, this is actually the BEST yiay episode. watching it in the work break room absolutely dying

  • @lisacobern8299
    @lisacobern8299 Před měsícem +5

    7:28 HOW DID I NOT REALIZE IT WAS A GREEN SCREEN UNTIL THIS POINT

  • @Sgt-Wolf
    @Sgt-Wolf Před měsícem +2

    I just checked what toy they currently have for happy meals and its dreamworks themed uno decks.
    So yes there is a sherk uno deck.

  • @zozzleberryfin1735
    @zozzleberryfin1735 Před měsícem +4

    It did take me a little too long when I was younger to figure out why maternity tests weren’t a thing

  • @BlurryMango666
    @BlurryMango666 Před 2 měsíci +9

    There's a pretty infamous Tumblr user who is. Pretty much exclusively about Lois-posting.

    • @edkrakenn
      @edkrakenn Před měsícem +2

      Um, she IS Lois >.> No doubles.

    • @BlurryMango666
      @BlurryMango666 Před měsícem +3

      @@edkrakenn Ffuck, you're right. :/

  • @addymant
    @addymant Před měsícem +7

    2:45 I hate that I interpreted "boy toy" differently

    • @peng0_266
      @peng0_266 Před měsícem

      a wise man once said, "i asked for a boy toy with my happy meal and they brought out a leashed + collared femboy twink and handed him over to me. what does this mean. i wanted my fucking minions toy not this gay shit"
      SUN TZU SAID THAT AND I'D SAY HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THAN YOU DO, PAL, BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT! AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!

    • @babsil3687
      @babsil3687 Před měsícem +2

      I love that I interpreted “boy toy” differently

    • @peng0_266
      @peng0_266 Před měsícem +1

      dont hate it, accept it

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 Před měsícem +5

    16:12 - you're supposed to _brake them off_ by hand, don't bite a Toblerone bar... the hell?

  • @shradibop
    @shradibop Před 2 měsíci +6

    glad to see jack can make fun of this line after a certain wolf was a fan of using it

    • @ponfi0275
      @ponfi0275 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Literally my first thought

  • @dorongrossman-naples9207
    @dorongrossman-naples9207 Před 2 měsíci +12

    6:45 Maybe you don't. I hear it all the time.

  • @ManikFerret
    @ManikFerret Před 2 měsíci +8

    The dumpster fire episodes of yiay are always the best ones
    I am also a teeth queen and collect all my besties' teeth while they sleep 💅

  • @Fidunks
    @Fidunks Před měsícem +6

    3:02 I think some of Jack's editors are like half his age which makes it even funnier

  • @twingolord
    @twingolord Před měsícem +5

    1:00 honestly this kinda stuff is like the best, saying “all” genders instead of “both” genuinely super affirming thank you John.

  • @AseAPS
    @AseAPS Před 2 měsíci +1

    The last few episodes on all of your channels have made me cackle

  • @moonhedgehog8652
    @moonhedgehog8652 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Not gonna lie this is definitely one of the best Yiay just for the pure chaos and tangents. I love it

  • @NolanMurphyWhitehead
    @NolanMurphyWhitehead Před 2 měsíci +5

    It's actually pretty easy to figure out how boats reproduce. Even though they are all women, they get filled with sea men all the time!

    • @ponfi0275
      @ponfi0275 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I prefer the idea that some boats are transgender

    • @jacobweeks777
      @jacobweeks777 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Some boats are transatlantic

  • @rarapas
    @rarapas Před 2 měsíci +2

    I absolutely LOST it at Gender Fluid OMG!
    You nailed it JohnMovies and Committee!

  • @JaraelMoonsilver
    @JaraelMoonsilver Před 2 měsíci +7

    “Ans-her-s” is a strong contender up against “the she/her-spital” and “cis-her gal-a-them”. John’s coming for you, intrepid heroes but specifically Zac “one of the good ones” Oyama

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy Před 2 měsíci +1

      I can't believe Zac invented feminism, what a guy

  • @VanJA2102
    @VanJA2102 Před 2 měsíci +9

    This is how to do comedy about gender without punching down. This might actually be one of my fav YIAY episodes ever, Jack!

  • @youraveragearmy
    @youraveragearmy Před 2 měsíci +3

    One of my favorite YIAYs in a while!

  • @purplenanite
    @purplenanite Před 2 měsíci +3

    I think this is one of the best episodes of YIAY
    i love it

  • @BrunoHenrique-gi1wd
    @BrunoHenrique-gi1wd Před 2 měsíci +9

    3:48 - Batman, Superman, Velma and Bigchungus

  • @Cabrera1027
    @Cabrera1027 Před 2 měsíci +9

    3:36 we are now making happy meal toys out of roblox games. That is absurd.
    What? Mcdonalds always just goes after what kids recognize. They've always done that. What was going through your parents heads when you were asking for them beanie baby toys?

    • @Cabrera1027
      @Cabrera1027 Před 2 měsíci

      @@aetoreous why? What exactly was surprising? Was it surprising to see them give out Pokemon toys?
      I'm actually wondering what makes Roblox special enough to not be McDonald's toys

    • @Cabrera1027
      @Cabrera1027 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@aetoreous I am 31 years old and I've played Roblox. Prolly put in a decent 30+ hours trying it out. It would've been a great template for meta to follow for their VR world.
      Having Adopt Me! as a particular brand of toys seems fine to me. It's like offering one of the Pokemon generations as a group. If not for Adopt Me!, what else have they even done for Roblox toys? As a brand, Roblox doesn't feel like it should have anything in particular to offer, other than maybe a customizable avatar (doll)

  • @freep3115
    @freep3115 Před 2 měsíci

    I refuse to admit that most of the chosen answers are funnier than what I could have thought up

  • @johnyesjustjohn
    @johnyesjustjohn Před 2 měsíci +7

    10:16 The last good Goodyear was a blimp.

  • @teathesilkwing7616
    @teathesilkwing7616 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Maternity tests do exist in case the baby is like swapped or stolen

  • @Cat-yy5bo
    @Cat-yy5bo Před měsícem +2

    2:08 actually, in French we gender ALL objects. And a boat is « he » in French. Calling a boat « she » in English is the closest to gendering objects like in French. I just thought that would be interesting to say

  • @Folktales000
    @Folktales000 Před měsícem +2

    I can explain how boats reproduce, they need seamen.

  • @luisguerra8852
    @luisguerra8852 Před 2 měsíci +7

    7:19 THE 3D PICTURE OF LOIS??????????????

  • @KC3Lay
    @KC3Lay Před měsícem +3

    12:03 They did one of those in the Bible, to women were fighting over who was the mother of a baby because one of them smothered her own kid in her sleep and was trying to steal hers. The king proposed to chop it in half and give one half to each of them. One of them said that he should just give the baby to the other women instead of killing it, so the king knew she was the mother and gave her the baby. BOOM! Biblically accurate maternity test.