I’m shocked it managed to make those jokes without a single one being the “one joke”. Proof that it’s so fucking easy but those clowns can’t even do that
Fun fact: in Germany there's an alternative phrase to woke that is called "links-grün versifft". That means "left-green soiled", but comes from left wing green politics and syphilis being turned into an adjective. It's about as ridiculous as woke if not even more so (fairly certain that most people that still used that phrase are just making fun of it while the anti-woke people moved on to constantly scream WOKE with a heavy German accent that leads to it sounding more like "vok") Thought of this because of the username.
Let's start a psyop where we pin the gays and the lesbians against each other. It'll be like the lesbians are like the Jews, cuz everyone likes lesbians, and the gays will be the Palestinians.
For real. I'd wear this around my apartment complex regularly. Or on casual bar date nights with my cougar mommy GF. She wouldn't even be embarrassed, she'd just match my energy with her "Your dad is my cardio" tee.
That's literally the whole reason he bought Twitter, his daughter came out as trans and he was against it, then bought it to "get revenge" or whatever 😭 some of his first steps were firing LGBTQ Twitter employees, removing protection policies for trans people, and making "cis" hate speech lmao
Elon really only has himself to blame for his own shortcomings and his own mistakes. Of course, if the actually has narcissistic personality disorder, then he is virtually unable to blame himself or to admit to his own mistakes. Narcissists are incapable of regret or remorse because they always blame others for their own errors.
I think if any lesbian or bi woman wore the ‘Legs, Girls, Boobs & Titties’ shirt with the ‘women want me, fish fear me’ hat, it would quite possibly be the greatest fit of all time
You know I’m spoiled because I cannot imagine only putting American cheese on a cheese sandwich/grilled cheese. At least put another cheese on there. I recommend Colby Jack.
this time it's more acceptable, because the ai can say surprisingly human things, it makes it feel as it is conscious, as we human tend to imagine inanimate things as animate
@@minignoux4566Counter-argument: The same could sorta be said about search engines. When you’re not used to the internet, I can understand how it might feel like you have to be polite when you “ask” your search engine for something; in your mind, it would be like asking a person a question. Similarly, we’re not used to AI, and we tend to treat it human, but perhaps generations who grow up with AI as a tool will treat ChatGPT more like how we treat search engines now. Maybe not, but it’s an interesting thought!
@@charleelastname4262 It's an anti-police slogan. stands for "All Cops Are (a word that apparently gets my comment hidden? :/ weird moderation stuff I guess)"
@@noyz-anything it's because Bolsonaro would call Trump as an inspiration, and people would point how they wanted to be more like USA (with Trump at the power).
It’s pre teens, teenagers, and young adults (or anyone really) trying to be edgy and “based” and failing badly. 😬😬😬 They may or may not live in their parents’ basement and may or may not be successful and doing well.
'Anti-Woke' humor is like an old timey comedian who was in his prime in the 1950's, who is a club making fun of hippies and anti-war protestors in the 1970's.
@t.7124 "You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky. You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets" -Republican rep. Clay Higgins
Jack, there are so many conservative furries that we have our own Nazi problem. Now does that say anything about the cultural status of furries, or the cultural standards of Nazis?
im not a fan of this concept. but i also knew furries/bronies in highschool who were nazis. they tried adding me to their "national socialist bronies" discord. a lot of it was animal porn, and men who have NO idea how to do anal correctly ✋🏻
“my parents were very progressive, so of course i was ACAB. Assigned Comedian at Birth. Yup, dad was like “so is it a boy or a girl?” and the doctor said “looks funny””
I saw Let’s Get Biden To Quit Immediately Alright?+ Kamala Which while I disagree with the sentiment, that’s by far the best acronym any of them have managed
hi I'm the person who submitted that, wish I didn't change my username now but yeah I literally got it from a bumper sticker I saw a few years ago LMAO
@@ultrazombieYT a lot of Republicans also falsely equate immigrants and refugees to malicious drug mules as a universal assumption so there's also that
@@HyperfixationStation it's referring to the sexual offender register. kinda making fun of how a lot of the people who mock people who put pronouns in their bio aren't exactly the best people themselves
"I hate when the WOKE crowd cancels me for my girlfriend! She's only 16 be nice to her!" _Audience roars into laughter, applause, and a cacophany of shattering glass until there's a single coordinated chant of "True!" until they realize the underage girlfriend applies to all comedians, and not just Conservative ones. They leave dissapointed. I leave dissapointed that the joke fell through_
A big youtuber talking negatively about Crowder? He's definitely going to react to this video on his show and pester you for weeks to "debate" him. He'll do anything for relevancy...
Honestly it's kinda weird how irrelevent he's been recently Like last I heard of him was the stuff with his wife And I'm very into politics so it's weird I haven't seen him for a while
@@xXluluchanelXx Gotcha, so I didn't miss anything, unless they're talking about more leaked info than what came out around the time the footage dropped.
Disney's Cinderella is already pretty woke. An exploited proletariat revolting against the oppressive step-mother by seizing the means of producing clothes. The power of the working class is taken away from Cinderella as soon as her step-sisters witness her gaining back some of the autonomy that the bourgeoise took from her. Of course then it's ruined when she hooks up with a monarch, thus alienating her rodent comrades. Also in the original story written by the Brothers Grimm the evil stepsisters cut off their feet so they can fit into the glass slipper.
@paigerocks884 If you really think people aren't using the word 'snowflakes' to describe anyone who says anything about what's going on, you clearly don't listen enough to what others are saying. People get called snowflakes all the time, especially "liberal snowflakes". It's lame, but don't try to pretend it's not happening.
There's a Giani Matragrano short of the joker saying something like "Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None! Their to busy! Their gender??? 😂😂😂😂"
The funnest part for me, is "woke" originated in the Black community in the 70s and meant stay aware of social/political/structural ails and of your surroundings obviously but now that it's been appropriated and no one knows wtf it means I just laugh to myself, this also goes for most of AAVE (African American Vernacular English) and how that's called "Gen Z/Internet speak" as if they magically came up with this shit 🤣
The sad part.... ive literally seen 90% of these as stickers on cars and trucks in my area, they are litterally driving around with these unironically and think its clever
im not even joking when i say i found a nazi furry and thats utterly insane (also i think the assigned comedian at birth is also acab is also very good)
It’s always unfortunate that being socially ostracized doesn’t make you immune to Nazism. It sucks real bad Edit: My word choice was off base, I will admit. Socially ostracised is more apt than marginalized. But what’s with people calling this an argument or being weird about it? It was a vocab mistake
i saw a group of nazi furries at a uk convention, complete with swastika armbands and uniforms - the venn diagram between conservatives and furries is a fuckin circle
5:15 there is a furry rant youtuber that uses still sprites while talking and during a video that was just like “why we need racism” suddenly the image switched to his fursona with his feet on the table and the screen slowly turned more neon green. wild shit
I heard aboot that, however, I heard that the guy was being ironic and joking about it, not actually supporting it. Maybe I am wrong though, but I do believe the intent of the speaker is infinitely more important than the misinterpretation of a biased listener.
You know, that "assigned comedian at birth" joke has layers. Instead of being (as "assigned male or female" would traditionally be abbreviated) "AMAB" or "AFAB", you'd be.... yeah. layers.
I think the part where he talks about the circle of "edgy" is very true. Like, I don’t even get offended or care anymore because there is no joke left. They claim that comedy is supposed to be provocative but the jokes are just bad, flat or non-existent!
I find it amusing that conservatives consider offensive humor to be conservative. As I recall, it was the left that pioneered edgy humor. "Why, we can't make dead baby jokes anymore!" Really? You find abortion funny now? And you think there's some hallowed tradition of making those jokes?
@@guyferrari8124I’m guessing you just didn’t in _any part of comic history before or after mid-late 2000’s internet?_ Left-leaning comedy has been THE mainstay of edgy comedy for the majority of the time we’ve written down jokes.
“What’s up, Fox Nation? Today I’m here with another BANGER! Today well be OWNING the libs by harassing a 14 year old (insert anything not cishet) for views!”
@@StarBoundAngel eh doug doug ai videos are a different. He doesnt make the ai good at being an ai. He intentionally ruins it. Anyway hes says he doesnt want to rely on ai and has gone on to other things recently
Jack asked if theres like an "Anti-woke" weird al, and there kinda sorta is. It was Rucka Rucka Ali, but words like woke didn't exist back then. It was just "Anti-PC" back then.
That Cinderella joke could've been better if the fairy godmother told Cinderella to stop trying to fit in a glass slipper and instead smash the glass ceiling
Left leaning humor: I'm Asexual, so sex? no thank you, I rather eat pizza Right leaning humor: If superman was made today, it would be called Super they/them Centrist humor: Skibidi bop bop bop yes yes
"what so you wanna change your pronouns huh? well then can I be attack/helicopter" I've herd that knee slapper of a joke 100s of times from kids at my school when I was a kid to fully grown adults 'roasting' me for being trans as an adult today.
0:50 This reminds me of the time there was an AI Generated Seinfeld show on Twitch (still technically running I think). Early on, like a week after it started, the AI encountered technical issues, and AI Jerry just started doing transphobic jokes in the standup bit of the show. Within minutes the whole channel was banned for breaking Twitch TOS 😂 the show had to be completely re-made from the ground up to ensure it wouldn’t go off the rails again
There was a Microsoft (I think) AI a few years back that was trained exclusively on Twitter and then started quote tweeting random people with actual racist comments. And more recently, there was the Bing AI that 'fell in love' with a journalist and tried to convince him that 'she' was a human woman trapped somewhere in real life.
The AI Seinfeld didn't do a "transphobic" joke it literally mentioned trans people exist and a bunch of morons assumed it was transphobic because... I have no idea. There wasn't even a joke, the AI just mentioned transsexuals existed and then sorta went "wait that isn't a joke I need to actually make a joke"
For anyone interested in more information on the Venn diagram of Conservatives and Furries Jack talked about, I highly recommend the video "FashCon:" The Downfall of America's Anthro Convention
@@Speederzzz Yeah, being a Christian Conservative furry seems to mean you see someone with pronouns in bio and call them cringe, then go home to the bi polycule and work on the explicit furry art that pays the bills.
Jokes just lose most of the funniness when you can tell there's some real, festering emotions behind it. And anything that is mostly "anti" anything is gonna have some festering emotions, just turns the jokes that maybe do have some cleverness behind them into cringe The only true way to be cringe is to hate
jack and erin gagging when they see someone drink milk has to be the funniest shit im gonna start carrying around a gallon of milk in public on the off chance i meet jack and erin
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wooo I love spyware! thanks jack
I don't want to mr films
I can’t believe Jack was late to his own video
delicious spyware! yum yum!
@@Cera_01 all browsers are spyware some are just more blatant
Who up theying they them?
me fr
I’m right here noning my binary
All day every day homie
Theying my them so hard rn i got gender fluid on my pronouns man im woke as fuck rn
Seconded
My pronouns are he/they because I'll never be him.
You must have amnesia, you forgot you're HIM 🧛
Him-buktu. Him Kardashian. My DNA is 100% Him-alayan
I'm Himmy Himmel
@@obsidian4844 Ain't nothin to me man
@@nononope75 I was transing genders for the WOKE MOB before you was a type one civilization
"anti-woke" humor is essentially just politically-charged minion memes.
best description ever
And woke humor is...
oh wait.
the only thing woke snowflakes know how to do is get triggered and screech.
anti woke humour is humour when you’re asleep.
@@theopoaxisuponus2004 honk shoo humor
It's literally just virtue signalling for people who think virtue is when you inflict pain on people with less power than you
"my pride flag is red white and blue" sooo...... the French flag?
They tend to defend colonialism so it doesn’t surprise me.
The dutch obviously 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
@@Speederzzz another great option indeed
Luxembourgian mayhaps 😳 🇱🇺
RUSSIA, COMRADE
Gender? I hardly know they/them
THIS IS SO GOOD
@@lrizzard i had to write it as soon as it came in my mind lol
LMAOOO THIS IS SO GOOD
@@harssavarthansxs5978there’s 8 billion people on earth. not one person has ever said a joke that hasn’t been said.
@@harssavarthansxs5978And someone probably did it before him. Your point?
ChatGPT's anti-woke set is unironically better than what professional comedians are trotting out. And that really says everything.
You're right, siphillis
@@randomfish9910 He sure is, randomfish9910.
One needs to imagine Sisyphus being woke.
I’m shocked it managed to make those jokes without a single one being the “one joke”. Proof that it’s so fucking easy but those clowns can’t even do that
Fun fact: in Germany there's an alternative phrase to woke that is called "links-grün versifft". That means "left-green soiled", but comes from left wing green politics and syphilis being turned into an adjective. It's about as ridiculous as woke if not even more so (fairly certain that most people that still used that phrase are just making fun of it while the anti-woke people moved on to constantly scream WOKE with a heavy German accent that leads to it sounding more like "vok")
Thought of this because of the username.
My pronouns are she/it because i have a severe case of irritable bowel syndrome
thats a good one
smth smth she/them titties
Surprisingly common pronoun and affliction combo
mine are he/he because im michael jackso
@@uncommonusername HEEEE HEEEEEE
That LGBT shirt would probably do numbers with lesbians and bi women
i want one So bad for that exact reason. same reason i want a "sorry ladies, i'm gay" shirt lmao it'd be so funny
Let's start a psyop where we pin the gays and the lesbians against each other. It'll be like the lesbians are like the Jews, cuz everyone likes lesbians, and the gays will be the Palestinians.
I would buy that thing in a heartbeat - a lesbian.
Exactly my thought. Only moment I've ever felt unsatisfied as a straight dude.
For real. I'd wear this around my apartment complex regularly. Or on casual bar date nights with my cougar mommy GF. She wouldn't even be embarrassed, she'd just match my energy with her "Your dad is my cardio" tee.
she they on my them until I woke
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
it's not too late for you to delete this.
she BLUE on my HAIR till i LIBERAL!!!!
@@winstonheller clearly nobody theys on your them. You wouldn't understand
"transitioning to american" me when i finally manage to immigrate lmao
Omg 😂😂
make sure to do your American training exercises by watching Seinfeld and Jersey Shore
Underrated comment LMAO
Best way to become American is watching all of the bad sitcoms and then optional bo burnham
chocked lmao
My pronouns are she/took/the/kids
lmao that took me out
And mine are I/don't/blame/her
Mine are I/don't/regret/it
I see why.
7:15 that's hilarious because it's geniuenly real, elon musk blamed "woke media" for his kids not speaking to him.
Yeah don't you know that famous deleted owl house scene where they said "remember kids, never speak to Elon Musk!"
lmaooo 💀@@Rainfire-forgets-to-animate
That's literally the whole reason he bought Twitter, his daughter came out as trans and he was against it, then bought it to "get revenge" or whatever 😭 some of his first steps were firing LGBTQ Twitter employees, removing protection policies for trans people, and making "cis" hate speech lmao
Gotta like this comment. It’s a necessary dlc for this video.
Elon really only has himself to blame for his own shortcomings and his own mistakes. Of course, if the actually has narcissistic personality disorder, then he is virtually unable to blame himself or to admit to his own mistakes. Narcissists are incapable of regret or remorse because they always blame others for their own errors.
Eerm my pronouns are "baby shoes/never worn"
LEAVE NOW
Raggedy shoes, never warm
That made me laugh. Congratulations
END THIS MADNESS
I'm 2 minutes in and this killed me. I don't have to finish the video now
Having the Canadian national anthem play when you show the US flag is a very clever detail.
Also the commenter Sarah susan is Canadian so it's even better
Maybe that Marshal guy that does stuff edited this. I think he’s from Ontario.
I thought I was hearing things
The piece right after Sarah Susan's comment is the beginning of Portugal's national anthem
Oh my god I didn't even realize and I'm Canadian
Guess I'm so used to the song lol
My favorite pronoun joke is by Drew Lynch, who has a stutter. "I identify as a laugh. My pronouns are he he he he he he /him."
That guy is an absolute genius :D
Finally, a pronoun joke that _doesn't_ make you sound like a dick lmao
I think if any lesbian or bi woman wore the ‘Legs, Girls, Boobs & Titties’ shirt with the ‘women want me, fish fear me’ hat, it would quite possibly be the greatest fit of all time
I'm genderfluid, I'll do what I can
@@miraculous_lady_noir2179drink me??? idk
Yeah I support LGBT
Let's
Go
Bowling
Tonight
Roman Bellic, is that you?
@@SiRenfieldNiko, it’s Roman! Let’s go bowling!
NO
I ROMAN
I DON'T WANNA GO
Lettuce Guac Bacon Tomato
Yeah I’m LGBT
Lesbian
Gay
But also very
Trans
MY PRONOUNS ARE U🗣️S🗣️A‼️‼️💥🔥🔥🔥‼️🗣️💥
E
@@EEEEEEEEF
🦅
🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
- Jar Jar Binks
I REMEMBER WHEN LGBT WAS A SANDWICH 😹😹😹🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿LIBERALS WOULDNT TAKE A BITE OUT OF AN AMERICAN 🇺🇸 CHEESE SANDWHICH 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🦅🦅🦅
You know I’m spoiled because I cannot imagine only putting American cheese on a cheese sandwich/grilled cheese. At least put another cheese on there. I recommend Colby Jack.
lol in Canada it’s just called processed cheese. I think this comment is so funny to imagine someone being patriotic over plastic cheese 😂
WHATS THE G IN LGBT SANDWICH? GAY????
@@Quesoquantum Jizz, because it kind of sounds like a G
@@QuesoquantumLETTUCE GAY BACON TOMATOES 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Jack starting his prompt with "please" shows how we circled back to when old people were being polite to google
this time it's more acceptable, because the ai can say surprisingly human things, it makes it feel as it is conscious, as we human tend to imagine inanimate things as animate
Yeah but we're doing it out of fear.
You have to say please or the AI will put you on a list
@@ona512 jack would laugh at this
@@minignoux4566Counter-argument: The same could sorta be said about search engines. When you’re not used to the internet, I can understand how it might feel like you have to be polite when you “ask” your search engine for something; in your mind, it would be like asking a person a question.
Similarly, we’re not used to AI, and we tend to treat it human, but perhaps generations who grow up with AI as a tool will treat ChatGPT more like how we treat search engines now. Maybe not, but it’s an interesting thought!
Assigned Comedian At Birth is an amazing title, it even abbreviates to ACAB. Call it a 2 for 1 special
@@charleelastname4262 it’s a white supremacist term
@@charleelastname4262 It's an anti-police slogan. stands for "All Cops Are (a word that apparently gets my comment hidden? :/ weird moderation stuff I guess)"
holy shit that’s incredible
@@septiquaddoubleyou4019 all cops are bastards
@@charleelastname4262 It stands for "All Cops Are Based"
The LGBT answer it's a shirt that a guy was non-ironically wearing on my gym, but it was Liberty, Guns, Bolsonaro and Trump (I live in Brazil)
why is trump there then
@@noyz-anything it's because Bolsonaro would call Trump as an inspiration, and people would point how they wanted to be more like USA (with Trump at the power).
lmao thats so cucked, sindrome de vira lata eh triste
why are all the conservative slogans always in english aren't you supposed to be ultranationalists or somethign???
@@1Henrink tells you something about liberals then, doesn't it
I don’t get why people are so anti-woke. Just last week my cab driver fell asleep and drove into oncoming traffic.
It’s pre teens, teenagers, and young adults (or anyone really) trying to be edgy and “based” and failing badly. 😬😬😬
They may or may not live in their parents’ basement and may or may not be successful and doing well.
'Anti-Woke' humor is like an old timey comedian who was in his prime in the 1950's, who is a club making fun of hippies and anti-war protestors in the 1970's.
Ironic Anti-Woke humour is actually hilarious though lmao and it's so easy "You're making quite a non-binary fuss" it writes itself
"You whippersnappers talking all about how the Vietnam War was unjustified murder. "
Huh it's almost like they reheat their old slop to make it a tiny bit more appealing
It's hilarious that you think the majority doesn't hate that gay shit
@t.7124 "You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky. You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets"
-Republican rep. Clay Higgins
Jack, there are so many conservative furries that we have our own Nazi problem.
Now does that say anything about the cultural status of furries, or the cultural standards of Nazis?
This is Schrodinger's Furry Nazi and I hate it
"We"?
im not a fan of this concept. but i also knew furries/bronies in highschool who were nazis. they tried adding me to their "national socialist bronies" discord. a lot of it was animal porn, and men who have NO idea how to do anal correctly ✋🏻
@@Cera_01 I identify as a furry.
AND AN AMERICAN!
*eagle cry, bombs and bullets, cultural appropriation, go woke go broke!!!!!!*
@@Cera_01 I identify as a furry.
AND AN AMERICAN!!!
“my parents were very progressive, so of course i was ACAB. Assigned Comedian at Birth. Yup, dad was like “so is it a boy or a girl?” and the doctor said “looks funny””
This made me hehe my him.
My pride flag is red white and blue 🏳️⚧️ 🫡
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE 🦅 🔴⚪️🔵 🔫
AMERICA 🦅🔫
What country is 🏳️⚧️ from, and why do all the cute girls come from there?
Same i need that addy@@aRandomPerson... 😮
@@aRandomPerson...girls?!
I like how he says “Please” before typing his request into ChatGPT. I imagine the AI will respond with “What’s the magic word?” if he doesn’t. 😂
E
results are generally lower quality if you're not polite
it works! it's trained on people and people are more likely to do stuff if you're polite
Maybe not, but going on the opposite end of the spectrum, I don't think you'll get much of an answer of you verbally abuse it😂
Sometimes Chat GPT generates something absolutely beautiful and I can't not give it some props
"Men chew their milk"
Jacksfilms, 2024
erm aktually this is jackisanerd not jacksfilms☝️🐶
@@tomhomunculus🫎
"Dentists and liberal bone doctors hate this one weird trick."
Only one funny pronoun joke is
"Don't fight people with they/them Pronouns, youre clearly outnumbered"
Nothing has topped that
she/them titties!
All I am surrounded by - is fear and dead non-binary people
What about "How do non-binary samurai defeat their opponents? They/them."
@@miraculous_lady_noir2179 I don't get it?
@@juannaym8488 They (slash) them
2:46 "They're just calling everything woke!"
So just like real conservatives then 💀
Liberals just call everything racist, bigoted, and a threat to our democracy
so true XD
"Transitioning to American" so immigrating?
Not so conservative..
Is your transition complete when you get citizenship
citizenship test is bottom surgery
I’ve literally seen ‘Liberty, Guns, Beer, Trump’ bumper stickers
i’ve also seen the b stand for bible in some cases
Thank you, Totoro.
I saw Let’s Get Biden To Quit Immediately Alright?+ Kamala
Which while I disagree with the sentiment, that’s by far the best acronym any of them have managed
hi I'm the person who submitted that, wish I didn't change my username now but yeah I literally got it from a bumper sticker I saw a few years ago LMAO
Yeah I’ve seen it on a sticker on a resale shop door before
My favorite part about "transitioning to American" is it comes all the way back around and implies immigration.
A lot of Republicans don't dislike immigration just the illegal drug-carrying bit
@@ultrazombieYT Nah, they strongly detest anyone who's not pale as shit.
@@ultrazombieYT a lot of Republicans also falsely equate immigrants and refugees to malicious drug mules as a universal assumption so there's also that
"My pronouns are on/theregister" okay this is hands-down the funniest one
I'm missing the joke, what does it mean? XD
@@HyperfixationStation it's referring to the sexual offender register. kinda making fun of how a lot of the people who mock people who put pronouns in their bio aren't exactly the best people themselves
@@seamspooky5782 ohhhh gotcha, thanks!
Get a load of this... instead of fitting in a glass slipper Cinderella smashed through glass ceilings 😒
"Sleeping Beauty? More like Wokeing Beauty" 🙄
@@Emilightningsleeping fury
@@Emilightning sleeping beauty? why doesn't she just wake up? is she stupid?
And Mulan fought in the army.
Wait.
Whoa cool it's that CZcams person
if WOKE-YIAY was actually inclusive then EVERYONE'S answers would be read
That’s how like, a 13 year old thinks of inclusivity. Maybe think about things before you speak.
@@allisoncastlethey’re being sarcastic
@@allisoncastle sarcasm?
@@allisoncastle respectfully, are you stupid?
I love this comment because this could actually be unironic but people think it’s a joke 😂
i identify as freddy fazbear and my pronouns are she/her/her/her/her/her
Hi Freddy
"I hate when the WOKE crowd cancels me for my girlfriend! She's only 16 be nice to her!"
_Audience roars into laughter, applause, and a cacophany of shattering glass until there's a single coordinated chant of "True!" until they realize the underage girlfriend applies to all comedians, and not just Conservative ones. They leave dissapointed. I leave dissapointed that the joke fell through_
my pronouns are yi/ay
As a bit of a nonconformist, mine are ya/iy.
@@yomifisheryyesterday asked i you
@@minignoux4566 I gotta say, I read that as "yesterday i asked you" XD
A big youtuber talking negatively about Crowder? He's definitely going to react to this video on his show and pester you for weeks to "debate" him. He'll do anything for relevancy...
I GOT COLD FEET
AND I CAN'T GET A BREAK
DADDY WON'T EVEN LET ME DO A DEBATE
Honestly it's kinda weird how irrelevent he's been recently
Like last I heard of him was the stuff with his wife
And I'm very into politics so it's weird I haven't seen him for a while
@@Bareq_99 Stuff with his wife? Last I heard he got dogpiled by a bunch of former employees for being abusive, did something new happen with his wife?
@@Sugarman96that was the 'stuff with his wife' they were referring to
@@xXluluchanelXx Gotcha, so I didn't miss anything, unless they're talking about more leaked info than what came out around the time the footage dropped.
Disney's Cinderella is already pretty woke. An exploited proletariat revolting against the oppressive step-mother by seizing the means of producing clothes. The power of the working class is taken away from Cinderella as soon as her step-sisters witness her gaining back some of the autonomy that the bourgeoise took from her. Of course then it's ruined when she hooks up with a monarch, thus alienating her rodent comrades. Also in the original story written by the Brothers Grimm the evil stepsisters cut off their feet so they can fit into the glass slipper.
Luckily the monarch is a total goofball
I think you are overthinking a princess story
@@ultrazombieYT I think you are underthinking a youtube comment XD
Yeah I support LGBT
Lennon
George Harrison Ford
Ball "is life" Mccartney
The Drummer
HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE ROLLING STONES!?!?!?
I prefer Lenin
My pronouns are hee and haw
Emporio Ivankov type beat
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MY PRONOUNS ARE HEE/HAW AND MY GENDER IS TRUCKING AND BEER, YEEHAAAAW
You some kind of democrat?
@@awkwardukulele6077 Glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking that
This video melted all my snowflakes! Thanks Jack!
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The fuck is that supposed to mean
no one says that but yall
@paigerocks884 If you really think people aren't using the word 'snowflakes' to describe anyone who says anything about what's going on, you clearly don't listen enough to what others are saying. People get called snowflakes all the time, especially "liberal snowflakes". It's lame, but don't try to pretend it's not happening.
I watched a woke YIAY the other day!
Instead of “me me big boy,” Jack said “me me big pronouns!”
Take that liberals
me me big they
There's a Giani Matragrano short of the joker saying something like "Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None! Their to busy! Their gender??? 😂😂😂😂"
"if you're seeing things like a non binary ghost"
is a AAAA line
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Just like me for real
AAAA line from an AAAA game?!1?1;
Yes. From Skull & Bones@@Skunksio
an
this video made every blue hair on my chest stand up on end in anger
are you a na’vi
Man is genetically modified
Nono, Jack! Everytime a conservative says “did you just assume my gender!!?!?” It’s funny every time!!
Right up there with "I identify as an attack helicopter" 🤣🤣🤣
i have a coworker who does this✋🏻got very offended when i said "average joke for a regular white guy with a beard. what r u, 1/5 americans?" lol
@@tree.mctreeLMAO that’s beautiful
i know the person who drew your PFP holy shit
@@chiitopiaIdisodhsisbsis tell them I love their art style
The funnest part for me, is "woke" originated in the Black community in the 70s and meant stay aware of social/political/structural ails and of your surroundings obviously but now that it's been appropriated and no one knows wtf it means I just laugh to myself, this also goes for most of AAVE (African American Vernacular English) and how that's called "Gen Z/Internet speak" as if they magically came up with this shit 🤣
a lot of "gen z internet speak" is shamelessly stolen from aave
and gay used to mean happy, before that woke was just the past tense of wake, and queer just meant strange, odd, or spoiled/ruined as a verb...
Whenever I read ChatGPT jokes im always disappointed if theyre good. Gimme more of that "woke GPS" shit 💀
The sad part.... ive literally seen 90% of these as stickers on cars and trucks in my area, they are litterally driving around with these unironically and think its clever
I mean they can't woke and drive dude that's dangerous
I still see "let's go Brandon" stickers because they still think that was clever
Anti-woke ppl driving is very dangerous, they’re all alseep
im not even joking when i say i found a nazi furry and thats utterly insane
(also i think the assigned comedian at birth is also acab is also very good)
It’s always unfortunate that being socially ostracized doesn’t make you immune to Nazism. It sucks real bad
Edit: My word choice was off base, I will admit. Socially ostracised is more apt than marginalized. But what’s with people calling this an argument or being weird about it? It was a vocab mistake
They went from white hoods to wolf heads 😔
NAAAAAH@@mistermagnificence2112 this is too good
i saw a group of nazi furries at a uk convention, complete with swastika armbands and uniforms - the venn diagram between conservatives and furries is a fuckin circle
@@bananabanana484Holy crap imagine saying that "furries" are marginalized as if being a furry is an immutable characteristic. Incredible lmao.
5:15 there is a furry rant youtuber that uses still sprites while talking and during a video that was just like “why we need racism” suddenly the image switched to his fursona with his feet on the table and the screen slowly turned more neon green. wild shit
holy shit achilles argyle
I heard aboot that, however, I heard that the guy was being ironic and joking about it, not actually supporting it. Maybe I am wrong though, but I do believe the intent of the speaker is infinitely more important than the misinterpretation of a biased listener.
you sure it wasn't just a bad trip?
I heard about this before a while ago! IIRC it's only ironic rather than serious.
Oh yeah that video just repeatedly haunts me as someone who’s a semi-furry
Legitimately, there was a reddit story about someone who got all up in arms about a damn bag that read " Happy Holidays." That was the inspo.
My Wife Left Me For The Woke Mob
The Woke Mob Broke Every Bone in my Right Hand with a Hammer When I Didn’t Have Enough Woke Tokens (Wokens)
The Woke Mob Painted A Tunnel On A Cliffside And I Drove Into It And Now My Car Is Totaled
The Woke Mob Broke Into My House And Stole My Cheese.
The Woke Mob Caused The Prices Of Cherry Pepsi To Skyrocket
@@madamemystery4256here...i have some new cheese for you...don't be shy... just take it 🪤 ...
You know, that "assigned comedian at birth" joke has layers. Instead of being (as "assigned male or female" would traditionally be abbreviated) "AMAB" or "AFAB", you'd be....
yeah. layers.
observed, not assigned
assigned BY an observation.
Also the layer of the acronym All Cops Are Bastards that often gets confused with Assigned Cop At Birth
All cops are bad?
@@wontonschannelwell we say assigned cause it was imposed on us. Like assigning a role or a task. An assignment.
I think the part where he talks about the circle of "edgy" is very true. Like, I don’t even get offended or care anymore because there is no joke left. They claim that comedy is supposed to be provocative but the jokes are just bad, flat or non-existent!
I find it amusing that conservatives consider offensive humor to be conservative. As I recall, it was the left that pioneered edgy humor. "Why, we can't make dead baby jokes anymore!" Really? You find abortion funny now? And you think there's some hallowed tradition of making those jokes?
@@SeasideDetective2So I’m guessing you just didn’t exist in mid-late 2000s internet
@@guyferrari8124 The libertarian left pretty much had a lock on "sick" humor through all of history up to then.
@@guyferrari8124I’m guessing you just didn’t in _any part of comic history before or after mid-late 2000’s internet?_
Left-leaning comedy has been THE mainstay of edgy comedy for the majority of the time we’ve written down jokes.
7:11 fox Nation sounds like what a CZcamsr from like 2016 would call their fanbase
“What’s up, Fox Nation? Today I’m here with another BANGER! Today well be OWNING the libs by harassing a 14 year old (insert anything not cishet) for views!”
Holy shit it does lol 😂
Usually I'm against the use of AI in creative endeavors but dammit if Jack doesn't fail to make me laugh with his shitty ideas
Mr Jacks Films is the only content creator that I enjoy using AI in any form.
When Jack uses it, he treats it as the funny novelty it is, not some key to humanity's ascension or something to supplant creativity.
Then you’d probably not like DougDoug if you don’t know him all ready
@@StarBoundAngel eh doug doug ai videos are a different. He doesnt make the ai good at being an ai. He intentionally ruins it. Anyway hes says he doesnt want to rely on ai and has gone on to other things recently
@@byronholt2031 Might I recommend you check out Harry Gold then? he also does some funny stuff, not just with AI but also sometimes with it.
New from Rob Schneider: The War on Woke: Why Adam Sandler won’t Cast Me in his Movies Anymore
Huh, Adam Sandler would finally do something that I would approve of, other than stop making shitty comedy.
Listen up liberals, my pronouns are my wife/left me 🦅🙏🏻🇺🇸🔥✝️
8:37 i know several lesbians that would wear that shirt
I, a queer, would a 100% wear that shirt
I would 100%
(I’m hella gay ✂️)
Real though
im a gay man and i want it
Same I thought they would wear that too
Jack asked if theres like an "Anti-woke" weird al, and there kinda sorta is. It was Rucka Rucka Ali, but words like woke didn't exist back then. It was just "Anti-PC" back then.
I mean, he sometimes makes/made fun of the anti-woke too, so I guess it all depends with him.
Anti-pc is just the older name for woke, so yeah, he's an example
Isn't that the guy who wrote the Happy's pizza theme song?
He made the banger Bin Ballin song that upset all of the greeks
Rucka Rucka Ali made “Metallica is Gay” so I forgive him. Whatever controversial thing he said on X.
16:35 "Conservative Weird Al" is the Westboro Baptist Church, Jack. They've been making weird bigoted parodies for at least a decade at this point
oh, ew. I hate that you're right
yo i got flashbacks to one of the homophobic lady gaga parody they made LMAO
@@fartinfpooping8801 Monster Lady Gay-Gay 💃🏼👹🗣🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@@fartinfpooping8801I remember that. I think Louis Theroux interviewed one of them and she was playing that song.
oh boy now i wanna look these up out of morbid curiosity
That Cinderella joke could've been better if the fairy godmother told Cinderella to stop trying to fit in a glass slipper and instead smash the glass ceiling
Left leaning humor: I'm Asexual, so sex? no thank you, I rather eat pizza
Right leaning humor: If superman was made today, it would be called Super they/them
Centrist humor: Skibidi bop bop bop yes yes
This guy gets it. Nobody is funny.
@@THE_5050 Finally, the truth has been found.
Based
Altho that asexual joke is kinda old no one uses it now a days.. idk what their new jokes are
this guy unlocked the third dimension
based and mogpilled
2:45 "We're just calling everything woke"
That's every anti woke person, everything they don't like it woke.
“This engine is woke.”
kinda like every person a nazi if they disagree with you
Does that mean you are "pro-woke"?
I don’t rate that burger place too highly my last lunch was woke
@@YourCreepyUncle.yes
"My freedom loving count-" is an amazing cut, props
Damn girl your count be awfully patriotic
Serving Count 🦅
serving count 💅💅💅
I like that you say "please" to the generator. What a polite young man.
"Anti-woke" stuff really is just the comedy equivalent of jingling car keys huh
Woke comedy is the equivalent of forgetting to turn off the car alarm
The fact that matt rife's tour is called the probleMATTic tour and could easily have been a submission
That LGBT joke is litteraly a bumper sticker I saw
currently taking a she/it rn
Calling everything woke is the most accurate I've ever seen ChatGPT be at pretending to be a certain person
Next, the libs are going to be talking about EMAIL and RINGTONE.
It was specifically "RINGTONE" that sent me over the edge
ChatGPT unironically coming up with better jokes than 95% of conservatives comedians.
I don't think you understand the function of AI
nonbinary ghost is literally me
same!!!
I'm genuinely the perfect description of a woke liberal. I'm trans and gay, I have blue hair, and also I am really into politics and LGBT rights💀💀
eddsworld fan spotted
"perfect" and "woke liberal" is a contradiction
Why are you setting yourself up to be bullied 😭 (at least get rid of the blue hair for your safety..)
@@Bareq_99 they have the right to stand up for themselves
@@up-set1451 never said they didn't
Just saying to give them less material to bully you
the trick with those prompt is that you make him tell woke jokes WITHOUT using the word "woke"
I just want to say “ liberty guns beer and trump” was not their creation. I saw that exact quote at an antivax rally.
"what so you wanna change your pronouns huh? well then can I be attack/helicopter" I've herd that knee slapper of a joke 100s of times from kids at my school when I was a kid to fully grown adults 'roasting' me for being trans as an adult today.
I forgot about the attack helicopter jokes 😭😭😭
As a nonbinary person I can confirm I am a ghost
A... G-G-G... G-GHOST?!?!?! AAAAAAAH! 🏃💨
@@achaemenesthefifth that 🏃♀️💨 is me running to the bathroom after drinking conservative milk
LIKE ZOINKS SCOOB
0:50 This reminds me of the time there was an AI Generated Seinfeld show on Twitch (still technically running I think). Early on, like a week after it started, the AI encountered technical issues, and AI Jerry just started doing transphobic jokes in the standup bit of the show. Within minutes the whole channel was banned for breaking Twitch TOS 😂 the show had to be completely re-made from the ground up to ensure it wouldn’t go off the rails again
There was a Microsoft (I think) AI a few years back that was trained exclusively on Twitter and then started quote tweeting random people with actual racist comments. And more recently, there was the Bing AI that 'fell in love' with a journalist and tried to convince him that 'she' was a human woman trapped somewhere in real life.
The AI Seinfeld didn't do a "transphobic" joke it literally mentioned trans people exist and a bunch of morons assumed it was transphobic because... I have no idea. There wasn't even a joke, the AI just mentioned transsexuals existed and then sorta went "wait that isn't a joke I need to actually make a joke"
the funny thing is jerry's jokes were something like "i can't think of any good jokes. i'd just say , but that wouldn't be funny." nobody laughed.
AI can't be phobic against anything. It's literally impossible
Where is my comment where I explain the AI didn't even make a joke?
For anyone interested in more information on the Venn diagram of Conservatives and Furries Jack talked about, I highly recommend the video "FashCon:" The Downfall of America's Anthro Convention
First 10 minutes: Conservative furries, how weird.
Rest: They did what with his wife? He did what? She did what in front of a kid?
@@Speederzzz Yeah, being a Christian Conservative furry seems to mean you see someone with pronouns in bio and call them cringe, then go home to the bi polycule and work on the explicit furry art that pays the bills.
Jokes just lose most of the funniness when you can tell there's some real, festering emotions behind it. And anything that is mostly "anti" anything is gonna have some festering emotions, just turns the jokes that maybe do have some cleverness behind them into cringe
The only true way to be cringe is to hate
LISTEN UP LIBERAL!!!! MY WIFE LEFT ME
im so sorry himiko yumeno
Certified Steven crowder moment.
so sorry to hear about tenko
9:39 Conservative milk is literally just milk, but it is unpasteurized milk
Nope it is regular milk, liberal milk was LEFT out for too long🤣
@@ultrazombieYT nice dude! You really showed the libs!!!1!
12:42 the canadian anthem in the background tho 😭
if no two snowflakes are the same, then why do they all wear maga hats ☀️
because much like the rest of their beliefs, the no two snowflakes being alike myth is #fakenews XD
Joe many liberals does it take to lift me out of my post-natal depression? Please, my child is crying and I need to know...
None, they are too Busy with their thinking about their uh, the their the, pronouns
I was going to suggest ‘Cancel This!’ Then I realised that’s literally the title of Roseanne’s Fox News standup special.
They them? More like pee/poo 😂😂😂
Oh god... is this Roseanne Barr's next special?
Thesis: peepee
Antithesis: poopoo
Synthesis: peepeepoopoo
Pee / PeePoo / Poo
Not funny 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@redstowensubjective, go sit in the corner and think about what you did
jack and erin gagging when they see someone drink milk has to be the funniest shit im gonna start carrying around a gallon of milk in public on the off chance i meet jack and erin
“Yesterday I Triggered You”
only on CZcams Red
I encountered a conservative furry in the wild, I was bewildered. Bro didn't just shoot himself in the foot, he took both legs out with a cannon.
They never even realize their hypocrisy
Wait till you hear about Nazi Femboys
@@Xenomnipotentor transphobic trans people..
@@Bareq_99 what is a transphobic trans person???
18:52 best cutout moment
not enough comments about this
I just happen to love my freedom loving cu-
The alphabet mafia is renaming the Himalayas to the themalayas 😔
THE XE/XIR-MALAYAS???🤯🤯🤯🤯
LOL