BRITISH CITIES EXPLAINED
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learn the TRUTH about Britain's most IMPORTANT cities NOW!!
Which is best??? London? Bristol? Manchester? or god forbid.... CREWE?????
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0:39 - 1:22 sponsor
1:22 - 5:34 explanation
#uk #england #meme #london #british
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We Need Crewe vs Grimsby vs Scunthorpe vs Smethwick (Danny G land)
(The ultimate shitty north england cities final showdown)
Alternatively: Las Vegas vs SkegVegas
love to see machynlleth made the list enjoyable swimming pool with a good water slide (water slides have better funding in wales than england) but dont cause smoke on the bmx track also dont go near newtown if ur in the area but llanidloes is a nice town.
Hi.
Slough has been massively improved by the addition of the Elizabeth line which now makes it easier than ever to leave Slough as fast as humanly possible
me after hearing “We are sorry that the Elizabeth line is cancelled” for the 193826th time in the morning 💀💀💀💀
Do luton next pls
💀💀😂
its pronounced slug btw
SLOUGH IS A MUSLIM TOWN
Britain is the reason why the British are the best sailors and fiction writers in the world LOL
👀
Lmao
Indeed the most effective methods of rowing away from Britain had to be found
They sick of their gloominess, ended up vaping their whole industries just to give themselves a feeling of life
Well you don't say
I went down to London to visit my girlfriend recently, and you're absolutely right about the London underground. Everyone there looks like they've had their souls sucked out through their toenails. No talking, no smiles, just the malignant atmosphere of depression hovering in the air like a cloud of smog. Speaking of smog, the air down there is barely breathable. I don't know how you can go through the London underground for your commute everyday without developing emphysema man. And when I came up into London itself through the underground, the depression I saw on the tube started to make more sense. It's such a stilted, colourless hellhole, I guess people's attitudes slowly grow to match the grey, concrete surroundings
Being from Stoke, first time I went down to London I was shocked at how miserable everyone was. Couldn't say hello without being looked at like an alien. Might be in England but London is not my England.
london is many things but not grey and concrete. dont know what bit you went to
Good analysis it’s true .
The trains themselves can be pretty colourful, I think it's mainly because the people using the tube are mostly people going to or coming back from work, so they're tired, and it shows on their faces. And people don't really converse because they usually travel alone.
The tube is often the only alone time you get hahaha
You’re either at home with housemates or family and drained by them or at work / out socialising and drained by that.
The tube is a relaxing experience where you can briefly forget everything
How you managed to put London at the top is so thoroughly beyond my comprehension that I might have a cardiac arrest outside the local market
It’s the best
Londoners are so unfriendly it actually helps them sometimes.
When the Parsons Green Bomber tried to detonate an IED on the London Underground, his materials were so heavy, he had to drag it along the ground (CCTV records this). Londoners all around him just ignored him. Literally anywhere else in the U.K., someone would have stopped and helped him and people would have potentially died, but because it was London, nobody helped him and as a result there were no fatalities
@@AliceChengakaTheGreatCyanide”move out the way you’re so selfish”
Damn imagine that your a tourist from like the US or something and then you randomly see someone carrying like 50Kg of high calibre explosives whilst trying to figure out the transportation maps think it would be a nice reminder of home for them
@@fungusz_4292 Genuinely yesterday I was fuming because two people were walking abreast on a 2 person wide path and I was ready to just have a go at them. London does things to a lad
@@xander1052 you know something, this I can confirm. I generally have a much harder time just existing in London than I do in any other UK City and I regularly visit Peterborough
@@MaxwelloftheClocktowerim from the poorest ghetto shithole known as bognor and i swear even London got me acting up 😂😂 my first day i got here i saw someone get stabbed to death and everyone just minded their business
My London experience:
-Getting yelled at for being European when they heard me speak my native language
-Not seeing Big Ben because of scaffolding
-Being offered a cold tin of beans for breakfast at the place I stayed at
-Getting macaroni thrown at my head by homeless people near Piccadilly Circus
10/10 would London again 🇬🇧
Dam u must have picked the wrong place I've lived hear my whole life Speaking my traditional language and the only issue was being called Chinese
And I think food is just bad in this country but all of my family who moved here either hate the food or think baked beans are a English delicacy
(London is in Europe btw)
I was offered 50p pot noodle for breakfast in Blackpool
I'm really surprised by the native language thing. Over 50% of the people who are out and about in London are non-English so you'd think they would be used to it haha
@@AlexanderSilver1996nah at least 70% of londoners first language is English...
pay for a better bnb you cheap swine
I recently got stuck in Crewe at night for a few hours because my connecting train to Chester was cancelled. Not one to let an opportunity to explore a new place slip by me, I went for a wander into the town centre.
I've never seen such a high concentration of take aways in one place, I was the only person not wearing track suit bottoms, and the same patrol car passed me three times. I eventually found a corner shop selling a wide variety of vapes.
8/10 still better than London.
It should be illegal for trains to swap over at Crewe. Psychological torture trying to kill 2 hours there!
Wanting to go to Chester and ending up in fucking Crewe must have been traumatising
I'm from Crewe and your description of the town is accurate
@@RumadeSigned
I'm Italian, I've been several times in the UK (my sister studied there), your cities and towns are really lovely. The only time I felt pretty unsafe was, of course, in Coventry at night, and mind I'm used to Rome at night but there it was even worse. By the way Coventry too is a nice city, but only before sunset 😂
@jameslovelace4809
I didn’t know San Francisco became that bad. I went more than ten years ago, and saw homelessness was a pretty terrible problem compared to where I live.
@@mizuki2264 At this point it's basically a horde shooter map.
@rdrrr And this is why I’m so terrified of America
@@mizuki2264 Nah, the red states are relatively safe. It's the homelessness and drug problems in blue states that make them dangerous.
Sorry to make it political but the Democratic party has gone very wrong. They do nothing to combat wealth inequality while encouraging drug use and preventing the police from doing their jobs and citizens from protecting themselves. The Republicans suck too but at least red cities aren't a warzone.
@@mizuki2264 It ain't that bad for the most part. It's the coastal cities that are crazy. It's the combination of underfunded police, lax drug policy and crazy social inequality.
It's kind of a flashback to the 70s, where NYC and LA were dangerous hellholes (hence Taxi Driver, Death Wish etc. being what they are.)
Bristol is a friendly place. I've never been somewhere where so many strangers just start talking to me and ask for spare change.
You should come visit perth, western australia, people will come start talking to you, won't give a fuck what you have to say and start threatening you or guilt tripping you into giving them spare change.
Try Manchester
Only place that trumps it in this regard is Brighton.
imo Brighton is like London,
near the seaside, it's more expensive there
@@jordijonesfull of 🚬 in Brighton
I'm from Newcastle, but my dad drove to Birmingham once for work and parked on the street outside the community centre, in a housing estate.
When he went in, he asked the man if his car was ok parked there (just as a courtesy, since he didn't want to block anyone's driveway) and the man looked out of the window at the car, turned back to my dad, and said "nah mate, its a BMW so no one'll touch it, that'll just assume it belongs to a drug dealer" 😳
as a Brummie this is very very believable
Sounds about right tbh
Now as a brummy I can 1000% believe this although Tom cruise and his bmw weren't so lucky when he visited 🤣
5 mins into my first visit to Birmingham 2 Blacked out BMWs parked in front of a shop and half a dozen gang members got out of them, so yeah i get what he meant lol
As a foreigner, it's odd to see someone referring to a city such as Bristol as the pinnacle of England's urban beauty
very few cities here have a barely aesthetic landscape. id say the city with the best landscape is london but central london. anywhere else looks sad
I think York is quite nice, and there's a lot of very pretty villages in the UK. Cities themselves are not typically aesthetically pleasing though at all. No one talks about it much, but we have some absolutely stunning nature.
Haha I’m a Brit and have lived in and love Bristol but I also wouldn’t consider it a particular attractive city, outside of certain areas
Yeah, most of Bristol, especially the outskirts are so grey and depressing
as a milton keynes resident, i can confirm we dont exist and rishi sunak pays us a tenner weekly to keep quiet
real
As a person who lives in Worcester, I'm glad you portrayed us realistically.
Foregate maccies is full of freaks, accurate representation
your city is automatically trash the moment it's spelled in a way that u can't even guess it's pronunciation from it's spelling. I don't make the rules, mate
As a person that lives in Milton Keynes, we do not exist
Europe should stay white
Same here, being in Massachusetts and all /j
As an Italian who used to live in Crewe I can just agree, how is possible I used to be there
Help me
Cosa ti ha portato a vivere lì
I still live there
@@solaireastora5394 i can provide a list of nice things to do:
- escape
😂😂
@@riukeyaghamy1285 esperienza all estero, avevo dei parenti li e quindi per comodità sono andato lì
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1:44 Youngstar - Pulse X
1:51 Skepta - Autopsy (Instrumental)
2:05 Wiley - Morgue
3:43 UK Apachi & Shy FX - Original Nuttah
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0:34 svard-deadweight slowed
the milton keynes slander was so personal lol! love your videos geopoldd! - person from MK
Cambridge, Oxford, York, Norwich, Lincoln, Peterborough, Leeds, and Nottingham would be perfect cities to be on your tier list since they have different costumes and levels of poshness
>Peterborough
>Posh
Are you trying to get him murdered?
Peterborough would be rubbish for this, it's just so incredibly slightly less than average, although it's very multicultural and you'll rarely get stuck in traffic. Most people here hate the place, but it isn't awful, it's just a bit boring sometimes
@@squorcle3607I visited your city a few weeks ago (you've got a wonderful cathedral by the way) and it seemed like a kind of poor or depressed place to me. Lots of people on the streets with seemingly nothing to do, lots of guys in hoodies looking kind of suspicious, closed shops, just a feeling of poverty really. I also saw something similar in Gloucester and even Oxford in some ways.
Was it only my impression?
Does it have to do with Brexit and covid, considering the previous time I went to Britain was 2019?
I really had the impression that Britain was poorer than my country, Italy, even though before the pandemic and Brexit it always looked the opposite (except Lancaster, Lancaster looked very poor and depressed even in 2018)
I agree with most of these but Peterborough is mid
Peterborough is full of surly third worlders. Horrible these days.
As a Vietnamese, Peruvian who's never been outside of Congo I can testify this depiction of New Zealand to be accurate.
you live in congo? hows it like
@@supernicecoolgirl🤦♂️
Okay
@@supernicecoolgirlthey actually live in Greece lol
@@AJP158 fym 🤦♂️
As a northerner who visited London twice in his life, here is my summary of the experience.
- When in the city just trying to see Buckingham Palace, I was obstructing at least 5 people's paths at any one point in time
- For the same price that I could stay in a really nice hotel up north, I stayed in a hotel with boarded up windows and food that tasted of literally nothing. Like, when you're eating and you have a cold but without you having a cold.
- Saw an Italian takeaway with a Spanish name run by a family of Turks
- Heard someone buying a Guinness and the total was £6.90
Overall, if you want to have a nice time in England go to somewhere like Keswick, York, Lincoln, North Pennines, or other places up north. Nicer places, cheaper all round, nicer people, quieter, more scenic. York has a big market which has loads of interesting shops, Flamingo land is mint, lots of cool stuff to look at. London is shit.
Northerner moment
lmk where can you get pints of guiness for £7, thats a hell of a deal
LINCOLN MENTIONED
I'm from nyc. It's very similar here to London. The rest of the country hates us, we're the coldest in terms of personality, we hate slow walkers, i hate the trains where I have to sit right across from someone, it's expensive af, it's full of weirdos in the streets.
@@dangercat9188 do you eventually want to move or are you going to stay in NYC? :)
He’s right about MK. It’s a government experiment. If you’ve ever drove around MK you’ll understand how painfully frustrating it is.
The layout maybe, but traffic is literally non-existent so not much to complain about there mate
As a German geezer I‘ve been to London, Brighton and Newcastle and I was shocked of how old and in what terrible condition most infrastructure is. Also my eyes came across some strange failed infrastructure projects I can’t get my head around. However, I was met by several drunk British lads coming out of pubs so I felt at home.
Have you really been?
Well Germany is doing pretty well economically compared to the UK… but yeah… maybe that has something to do with them not reinvesting in their own infrastructure and actually stripping and selling it off for parts basically…
Failed infrastructure? Deutsche Bahn waves hi 😂
Krautz*
Das droht auch Deutschland
Things that define Bristol:
- Hills
- Stokes Croft and all the accompanying nightclubs
- Natives' rhotic accent
- Trip-hop
- Stephen Merchant
Overall, a city beautiful.
Also thanks for mentioning Gdańsk, chum!
Trip hop da 🐐
Don't forget the local crackheads down in broadmead
Turbo island on Stokes Croft especially, classiest place for a night out in the city
it's soyboy heaven, filled with middle class ponces that have been priced out of london.
i think of skins uk when i think of bristol maybe im just american
One of my teachers used to teach in a school in Slough. Some of the things that happened:
- the headteacher wouldn’t leave them alone until signing a dodgy contract
- a kid brought a machete into school
- another kid got an entire bottle of gin, downed it in the assembly and puked everything out.
the intro is pure gold.. love from Bicester
Outside of the big UK cities, the UK is like a horror movie you are trapped in. If you go from town to town, it's like you are moving, but the same exact identical piece of shit town keeps materialising around you.
never read a truer sentence in my life
The suburbs of cities tend to be quite nice and peaceful
Its the complete opposite, the big cities are all the exact same clone of eachother, the small towns and the countryside are the only redeeming part of britain
@@lewislorethe6553 Yeah, I totally agree. The villages, small towns and countryside are my favourite parts of England. They are very peaceful and they don't look identical. There are ancient churches in every village and nice pubs etc... The main reason I enjoy life here is because we have such a beautiful countryside with so many well-preserved ancient sites and old buildings. I don't know what that guy is on about.
I love being British because our entire culture is lietrally "its shit here and we hate it here but don't you dare insult our terrible country because we love it and it's the best country and only we get to insult it because we live here and know how shit this lovely place is and where we live is the worst and roughest place in the entire uk so its better than your city and you should definitely come visit becauseits really pretty!! ❤❤🎉😊🎉🎉❤"
And optional "the people are nice" (but only if you live in the North) and also "its a great night out" (but only if you live in the city centre, and nobody lives in the city centre if they can avoid it)
Seriously though Newcastle is the best place to exist and there is so much nearby ❤
yeah. Pretty much.
The British nationalistic denial is like boasting about a muddy pothole instead of fixing the damn road.
I think it's mostly because people who don't live in the UK criticise the UK for very different (typically invalid) reasons to people who actually live here, and in general have a very different attitude towards it.
For example, if a nationalist Italian is saying garbage they garbage from internet memes, it's obviously different from someone who is actually British.
btec Sunderland
I'm French and worked in London.
It seems to me that Northern England is way more authentically European and English than London.
That said, it seems much more deprived, low educated, and unfortunately filled with immigration too.
But the people are more normal and human than London people who are just apathetic.
Honestly for a normal person, living outside London seems better if you just want to have fun with friendly more fun people.
Crewe does at least have a pub in the station, so you can drown your sorrows about missing your important event/meeting due to a cancelled train without having to venture into actual Crewe
getting stuck in Crewe cos of the bad railway system in this country is so relatable, I have never had any desire to go there ever yet I have spent roughly 10 hours of my life stuck there on multiple occassions. Also how could you leave out the jordies.
the jordies should never be mentioned. i fear them.
Ironic for a town which once had the largest railway works in the UK
I only know it because Henry the green engine got overhauled there
10 hours? I’ve been stuck here 20 years
It's almost like some English right of passage to prove your resilience. We have all been stuck in Crewe, we are lucky to be the ones who managed to leave.
living in britain sometimes feels more like post-soviet eastern europe than post-soviet eastern europe
Thatcher moment
Gotta understand some Polish to live here
Thank the tory scum.
Yep. Post-Soviet eastern Europe is booming (or at least it was until Covid).
The UK has been stagnant for years and nobody seems to want to do anything about it.
Post soviet Eastern Europe is ages ahead in infrastructure and maintenance rn tbh
As a Bristolian your pretty much right except layered car parks and the main part of town here have so much piss in them you can smell it from miles away which isn't very aesthetically pleasing. Also if your live in Bristol you either have awesome mental health or you're more depressed than a slug trying to run a marathon.
that absolute masterpiece of an intro. had to rewatch it 10 times
As a person from Sheffield, I am dying of laughter of how you portrayed some of the cities XD
Be careful or he'll do sheffield in part 2
@@Icyy4406Sheffield isn’t too bad I’ve only seen one dead body in town centre, just if you decide to take the tram don’t go on the blue route past crystal peaks or the purple route full stop
Sheff is alright, better than all the upper middle-class hippycrits in bristol
Moved to shef last year love it here
@@komradekevinthekommuneistd7362 yeah its not that bad just the sheer amount of brutalist architecture following the blitz is aesthetically shit. Also north of the city centre is a hellhole, been mugged twice in burngreave and whenever you're walking through arundel gate theres a decent chance the smackhead goblin swarm will try to harass you if they're not already fighting each other
As a Bristolian, I can confirm that this is all 100% true.
Agreed
Turbo island
@@JAFFA_Ow Some sacrifices must be made
@@JAFFA_OwI think they should put a HSBC building there
I'd really like to go there sometime
My type of comedy right there 😂 keep it up !
If you like wales I would recommend Cornwall and Devon as there are some lovely sights to see like Dartmoor, Eden, and Bodmin moor
The only thing wrong about the tier list is the fact that Crewe is in F tier...Crewe deserves its own tier so low down that you can almost feel the fires of hell emanating from beneath the surface
Slough? Hull? Coventry?
I just want him to visit Grimsby. The clues in the name. I spent a few nights there for work. First introduction was the hotel receptionist telling us it’s a good idea to remove any valuable tools from our vans because there’s a high chance your van will get screwed. Later that evening, I went for a smoke outside of the spoons hotel at the railway station we were staying at, and a homeless guy comes up to me on crutches asking for a tenner to get the train to the hospital because he just got hit by a car. Told him the last train had already left but I’d call an ambulance for him. Shook his head, left his crutches at the door and walked perfectly fine into spoons for a pint.
As a person from Crewe, I agree (I swear this is the first time i've ever heard it mentioned in a video before, but it is very accurate)
I don't know if I should be honoured or not with my hometown finally getting a mention
average crewe femboy
A fellow crewe survivor I see. Its a hard life
I'm so happy you included good ol' Wales and happy how you portrayed the country, although learning one of the native tongue of Sheep isn't necessary unless you're going to the midlands, and most Londoners ain't making it there anyway.
I am eagerly waiting for Geopold's Slough review
Bristol has gotta be the best city in the U.K., it’s just really bloody nice. It’s expensive, but coming from London it’s a fair bit cheaper still. The South West is generally good vibes and the travel links in Bristol aren’t shite. I’ve lived in North London my whole life but I’m moving to Bristol as soon as possible.
Yeah it's calm definitely not the prettiest city though idk what bros smoking😂
We dont want you londoners coming here, rents gone through the roof
@@user-dk9hg7bz2l what were the rent be for like a two bed flat?
@@serinadelmar6012 1.5k/m if you move central
It's precisely because of smug London ballaches who've sold some lean-to in Hackney for a million quid that Bristol is being destroyed.
More people should review cities based purely on their flagship Maccies.
hull flagship maccies is shite like the rest of the city, must be a connection
Or the flagship Hungry Jack's, which is what we do with Brisbane. It's the spawn point of the city.
Preston's flagship Maccies is full of children who shouldn't be scary at their age but terrify everyone.
My school did a history trip to London recently and, being northerners, we talked as loudly as possible on the tube and one of my mates was dancing in the middle an nearly fell over on an old woman while all the Londoners were staring at their knees
Most social londoners
Love your videos man. Always looking forward to the next upload!
as someone who lives in bristol, youre spot on, my legs always hurt
I thought I was weird for getting tired walking around there when I went there.
You must ascend park street until you reach dad calves
All I gotta say is anyone from Westbury-on-Trym must have really strong legs
Your editing is second to none 😂😂😂😂
I am a courier and travel up and down the UK delivering stuff on a daily basis. London is a cesspit, I avoid it like the plague...
You are right about Crewe and Milton Keynes... Oh and yes Bristol is hipster capital of the UK
A few underrated Towns and cities that get over looked:
Lincoln
Durham
Norwich
Shrewsbury
Exeter
Aberdeen
Chester
As a person who lives in Milton Keynes, you just have to avoid the central parts like Fishermead & Oldbrook if you wanna survive as a tourist, I've walked through Fishermead and I literally did not feel safe, and Oldbrook wasn't bad but there was just shady characters about. Avoid the Lakes Estate in Bletchley too, & Netherfield, Coffee Hall, places like that. And then you have me who walks through those places as if it's a walk in the park, but I don't recommend going to those places lol. I'm terribly sorry my city is overloaded with roundabouts, but you'll just have to get used to it 😈
here's a better idea: nuke milton keynes
@@remembertochangename3557 Well because I live there I don't think it's bad, but if I was born in Crewe I probably would nuke it, aswell as Crewe.
- Milton Keynes
- Tourist
Pick one.
Blechley is kinda chill , but Netherfield i dont trust
@@liolio1230 Yeah, Bletchley's fine but when you get to the Lakes Estate everything suddenly just changes in your mind.
As a bristolian you made it sound better than it actually is
fr, bristol ain't that good
bristol is fine idk whats wrong with it
@@lordpeppysponge1429 the drug problems are pretty bad.
@@cybork1728that's the entirety of England
@@lordpeppysponge1429 it's still one of the better cities in the uk, but it's far from perfect. it's a pretty racist city as well.
2:00 yes indeed, I remember when I was in London around about 1989/1990 seeing a bloke in Oxford St. passed out on the ground in the mid-afternoon and people were simply stepping over him.
Love the addition of Machynlleth, never thought I'd see that place referenced anywhere
Other cities you could cover:
York
Preston
Newcastle
Blackpool (yeah yeah technically its a town but its basically just a city without a cathedral)
Glasgow
Edinburgh
Wolverhampton
Belfast
Glasgow: shithole
Edinburgh: shithole, but with 24 Pride months in every year.
Bath
As someone whose been to all of these places this is an essential list to cover
leeds
I'm from the UK. Great coastal cities South of London include Canterbury, Brighton and Exeter.
Up North there's York and there's Edinburgh, in Scotland. Bath and Guilford would be on my list too if I were visiting the UK from abroad.
Some amazing rural villages and small towns in between them all too. It's a tiny island with many stark differences in culture, scenery and people from region to region. I'd highly recommend a tour of the place. Despite all it faults and often questionable collective sanity. Please do come! 🙂
I wouldn't call Canterbury coastal personally, although it is quite close to many towns which are actually on the coast
@@beadleywaslive2095 Agreed. Canterbury was a cheeky insertion there, but in my defence, using the US notion of distance it's pretty much on the coast.
@@jennywren118 I'm assuming by US standards anywhere in the UK could be considered coastal haha
@@beadleywaslive2095 😂😂
I'm concerned about the questionable collective sanity
im literally from bristol and you nailed it so well haha
Great videos and classic Grime riddims.
As a Brazilian who spent 10 years learning English and who has recently been to London for the first time, 0:31 pretty much sums up the experience I had there. Not the Nine O'Clock News wasn't wrong depicting the UK as a chaotic, messy and weird place. Lovely experience 10/10 recommend to everyone
Vem para Portugal pá!
@@vommir. eu estive em Portugal no retorno da minha viagem e eu me encantei pelo teu país. Voltaria num piscar de olhos.
@@j.p.ribeiro4826 🙌 ótimo!
Britain is a hotchpotch off all sorts of strange stuff
I'm a Belgian man who's lived in Bristol and London and I can confirm this is 100% facts
Ah Belgium - Where a city as nice as Bruges can co-exist in the same country as Charleroi. The duality of man
im so happy he did bristol good, with the jungle dnb in that backround aswel
From manny and you nailed it, can't believe you missed out the dnb from Bristol tho
Please rate the last stronghold before the Wilderness known as Scotland, Carlisle!
Oof is it possible I'm not the only one who thought it was in Scotland at one point?? 😭
@@cammytheangora2008 No, you're not... we're used to it at this point...
what even is there in Carlisle? I've driven past it 100 times but never visited
Carlisle IS the wilderness bruv
Carlisle and Newcastle are cities that really should belong to Scotland. Geordies get on with Scots better than the English. And they can actually understand what geordies are saying.
Norwich is an extremely underrated city. Born in London, grew up in Norwich, then lived in Sheffield for 6 years, and Nottingham for 2 years. Outside of East Anglia people think Norwich is some tiny rural town with nothing going on. In reality there is more to do in Norwich (200k population) than Sheffield (550k population). It's metropolitan enough that basically it's got everything you need, small enough you can really easily get around, out of the way enough that it's friendly (more than Sheff and Notts for sure), it's very safe, almost as pretty as Bristol while being pretty flat, and you're close to the seaside.
Night club scene is not great but they're all the same when you're drunk anyway, and the pubs are fantastic.
best thing about Norwich has got to be the train station, where you can catch a class 720 to leave the city
the cosmo buffet in norwich is amazing
Norwich is the most underrated city going tbf
Norwich is an actual shithole. Glad I only was there for a few days
TRUEEEE literally anywhere in norfolk or suffolk no one from outside of those areas know abt
I'm from portsmouth and my London experience is getting repeatedly walked into at Waterloo station while standing completely still
Gotta visit Newcastle someday, I'd love to hear your take
You Need To Make Gdańsk Most English Place 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇮🇱🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Polish Zion is to move all the Poles back here cause UK is dead out
Danzig
Gdańsk gurom!!!!
Why has bro snuck in the occupied Palestine flag?
@@mad576wastaken-_-
My dad once got chased by Purple Aki in town. Proud to have Aki as our scouse mascot
Being chased by Aki is a right of passage for Liverpudlians
I seen him in Birkenhead market
As a person who lives up north it's actually really beautiful up here with the yorkshire dales and lake District not too far away which is perfect for hiking
Yorkshire😍
The thousand yard stare thing on the tube was too accurate lmao
As a German who doesn’t live in Crewe, I can only agree on how you have portrayed my hometown here
gdansk is polish
@@pleasekindlyhelpmereach50k79 DANZIG
allahu akbar ? hahaha german schwaben!@@josefstrauss9017
As a londoner, I've never heard of any of these other places so thanks for the tips 👏
Big up the 35 bus, you should do a video explaining how luxurious kings Norton is
Thank you for making me feel good about being a Bristolian
As someone from Crewe (I tell people I live in Cheshire and hope they don't press further) this is the most accurate description of my hometown I've seen yet
Honestly, don't blame you, me mum use to do the same thing when she emigrated to the uk *(back when the wirral was part of cheshire). Also I just fine it funny merseyside was made on April fools day.
I live at the posh end of crewe, uhh Underwood Lane
Mate that’s exactly what I do out of pure embarrassment 🤣🤣🤣
You can get a good feel of how rough a uk town or city by how many bookies there are on the high street. Take Cardiff for example where there is a ladbrokes right next to a paddy power just down from a poundland
Probplay live in Cheshire is realaxing as hell
Cause the west coast mainliner is amazing
2:18 as a person that lives within this area I feel the pain bro😤
Leamington Spa was bang on but in their defence the top 3 things to do in Coventry are:
Leave
Escape
Evacuate
Seeing random streets in bristol I regularly travel in a geopold video is surreal
i love how the other cities have scenery in the background and then liverpool just has the beatles
I’m going to Bristol uni (but I’ve only ever been to Bristol as a little kid so I don’t rlly remember it), I’m looking forward to it 😭🙏
I actually slept in a bush in Crewe when having to wait for a train, think it was outside an ASDA. Also, Purple Aki gets a bad rap - all he wanted to do was feel my biceps and was totally polite about it.
i would love to see this guy experience norfolk, I live in Anglia and I think it’s the most calmest place I’ve ever seen, besides bigger cities like norridge or smth.
Love it. Shout out to the Brum Massiv, rudeboii. 🤜🏽
Spaceship Riddim at the start. Legendary.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I moved to Liverpool and really enjoy it , very musical and arty city , also with the benefits of being cheap and the people are nice. I feel like if you want to appreciate the city moore you need to be shown around by a local as there's a lot more than the city centre.
It’s one of them cities where you have to stay for a while to appreciate it.
Definitely. I loved it, but then my bessie mate was Scouse, so it was extra lovely. Amazing history/building/arts there too.
I would like to learn more about the Viking settlement of Jorvik, or the Cornwall-adjacent Plymouth, and if you have the any spare time, Swindon would make an interesting case study.
Mate they call Jorvik York now, its a nice city.
Plymouth is such a dive
No one has called York jorvik for a thousand years 💀💀💀💀
Bro tried to sneak swindon in there 💀
Jorvik? You mean, that small Town in Albion?
The Elizabeth line transformed Ilford station completely
Silence is golden, it is never awkward. Talking inanely with strangers is ALWAYS awkward.
I find this ironic as someone being from Gdansk 🇵🇱 but currently living in the UK! 🇬🇧😭
As a Bristolian, We’re literally the most woke City, even the rich people in the massive houses from the 1700s are woke 😭 (the houses are uni flats)
You nibbas ain't got shit on Brighton
i mean at least you have sights like that dude with the one arm who was stabbing people last year on roller skates
Bleh, woke cities are the worst.
Not sure about that m8. Brighton is basically the British LA
wait why dont people get enough sleep in bristol? do they get woke up by an airport or something?
Being from Worcester definitely accurate depiction
I love London, one time i leaned too hard on my bike while taking a turn and my pedals hit the asphalt which threw me off infront of traffic, sprained my ankle, took a minute to gather my self, and some dude came up to me and offered me icecream and asked if i'm ok. Top 10 interactions of all time.
nicest man in London
Big John aggressively offering out burgers had me dying 😂
You should definitely cover Lincoln and Grimsby they've both got a lot of history (Lincoln especially)
The most factual thing is that grape KA (or KA in general) is the lifeblood of South London
2:34 I don’t want any social interactions on public transport though! I know we’re small, but come to Cambridge!
love that you played some jungle over the bristol part
As a Milton Keynian, don't ever attempt to come here, a fog will settle and the roundabouts will trap you until you give up and settle in Milton Keynes, joining the rest of us - eternally damned
Don’t forget the air raid sirens far off in the distance
@@SportyMabamba or the tyre squeals from the guy in the BMW sliding the roundabouts.
Your football team is fake
Wow_mao got sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends, Geopold got sponsored by a scam data-harvester.
Perfectly balanced.
Do that shit actually earn you money tho?
@@Elaydzha No
@@ElaydzhaProbably like 3 pound a year or something you earn from it probably.
Loved the Aki cameo 😂