GIBRALTAR EXPLAINED
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- čas přidán 9. 05. 2023
- BRITISH SLANDER!! learn EVERYTHING you NEED to know about Europe's last colony in 4 mins starting NOW!!! OUTRO SONG: • trust
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what if england is actually a gibraltan colony??? OUTRO SONG: czcams.com/video/IJd6301wikQ/video.html
Holy guac!
i think so
Unsubing
Wow mao betta than geopold with his fatherless friend who lives in a culturally dead corner of spain
Did you just... spent all the money from ad revenue to visit Gibraltar instead of escaping Birmingham 💀💀
HEY GEOPOLD MAKE Brest 🇫🇷 vs Brest 🇧🇾
As a Spaniard, I can confirm that in school we are trained to slowly reconquer Gibraltar by giving jamón and Spanish flags to the monkeys out there
We are indoctrinating them for the day monkeys will be able to vote 😎😎
Spaniard? no, EHPANIS
Interesting, in Morocco we gather them from all over the country & train them for a Re-Reconquista. 🐒⛵🏔
@@iliass2002 Cap
As a Macedonian, i can confirm that we too are planning to invade Gibraltar
I went once, and Gibraltar is literally one single street and a rock
Have you got the mental capacity of a 5-year-old?
and that street is it's runway 💀
Yeah but it’s a big rock.
It true
2 streets actually
"They wear UK Drip despite there being 38° outside"
Americans: *visible confusion*
Americans be like: yeah man its 5 PM on /6/7/2023 and 8274°C
When they could just say 17:00 on 07.06.2023 and 23°C
@@ArdaSReal right? lmao
@@ArdaSReal Europeans try not to be insufferable challenge (Impossible)
@@Thechildishmandingo FREEDOOOOOM 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🏈🔫
@@Thechildishmandingo y'all basically the only ocidental country that still uses those old measurement systems
Gibraltar is an obstacle to consolidate an Anglo-spanish friendship. Fortunately, I think that our common hate for France is the best way to overcome that obstacle 🇪🇦🇬🇧
🇬🇧 🇪🇸 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Based
Indeed Britain and Spain should set aside our differences and join forces against the french.
Bonjour 🇫🇷😘🥖
So that’s why Gibraltar must be spanish 😊
I can just imagine every year, the Spanish border force pick up their barbed wire and move the border over Gibraltar by a few centimeters
It has been the other way around actually
@@acusticamenteconvusional9936Yes, there is a part where the ground was bilt artificially where there was sea that legally belonged to Spain.
that's why the monkeys are there, they've ben trained to do that.
@@churrascodupao6410 United Nations : "You can't just conquer land!"
UK: "Fine, ill make it myself"
I don't get all the hostility, we British love Spain. In fact, we love Spain so much that we kept a bit of it just for ourselves.
What part of Spain does Britain own?
@@adambattersby8934bendidorm
I have always seen the rivalry between the British and the Spanish as the richest explosion of the western world and whose worlds have created unparalleled civilization from Don Miguel de Cervantes to Sir Elton John, but postmodern relativism, and the emerging Asia wants to make us ridiculously ashamed of pursuing glorious ideas in the past and revisiting an incomparable history.
I detest on the other hand the pink legends of these two countries that do nothing but imitate each other's arrogance causing only stupid damage to their impressive history. From the enlightened English authors to Franco's nationalists.
France deserves no less mention for they have intelligently educated, confronted and destroyed us when they wanted to as true masters of culture. A hug to all. May you never regret the gifts you have given to the world, and may the cross of St. George rise eternal, as well as that of St. James. PLVS VLTRA forever.
@@dylanmurphy9389 and Magaluf too 😂
@@alessandrofisoni140 yeah British love jumping off balconies
Gibraltar is amazing. Basically a Florida resort with red British phone boxes and monkeys. 11/10 would go again.
Why the fuck don't we have monkeys in Florida? Someone needs to release yet another invasive species into that state's ecology. Florida would be way more based with wild monkeys.
As A Gibraltarian I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this 💀
Real.
You're not supposed to feel about this.
Jera is a Gib
Ain't no way
no way! you're land should be way more blocky like the Netherlands
vuestros monos nos han invadido. argh.
Lmao this is a such an unusually wholesome video. Wowmao could never!
Common geopold W
geopold has the crucial advantage of having talked to a female before
fr wowmao give off too much of 12 year old edgelord vibes
Pinnoys ain't shit
Gibraltar name origin: The name is derived from the Arabic "Jabal Ṭāriq" which means "Mount of Tariq". Named after the 8th-century Moorish military leader Tariq ibn Ziyad. This continues to be its name in Arabic. As for its ancient history, evidence of Neanderthal habitation in Gibraltar from around 50,000 years ago has been discovered at Gorham's Cave. Gibraltar was regarded by the peoples of the Mediterranean as a place of religious and symbolic importance.
Gibraltar has a pretty neat flag! It's the only British Overseas Territory flag to not have the Union Jack! The flag was adopted in November 1982 and is based on the coat of arms of Gibraltar, granted by Royal Warrant from Queen Isabella I of Castile in July 1502! The castle represents Gibraltar's status as a strategic fortress, while the key represents Gibraltar being the key to the Mediterranean.
Thank you Comrade Kim!
Nice summary! Very easy to read and informative!
Sad that it doesn't have the George Cross like Malta they did just as much during that war
repent to God
A history narrated by Jong Uhh
Mate, I went to Gibraltar and the weather was the same as Britain. In the town on the border, La Linea de Concepción, it was sunny with hardly any clouds, but as soon as I crossed into Gibraltar, it was cloudy and it was drizzling. Then when I crossed back into Spain, it was sunny again.
Yeah mate of course it’s British ….it has British weather…. You can’t be anymore British than that !
yea its cause the rock causes a big grey cloud to be above it 😭
You just got unlucky mate can’t lie. It rains like four times a year here.
Another cool part of the UK if you like warm weather is Anguilla! Anguilla actually has an interesting story for why it's still British. A short-lived country many don't know about: The Republic of Anguilla
Basically in 1967, Britain granted one of its colonies (St Christopher-Nevis-Anguilla) the status of associated state with a degree of self-governance. The people of Anguilla, however, didn't want to remain in a union with St Kitts. And so on May 30 of that year, the St Kitts police were kicked off the island. The new provisional Anguilla government then requested the US to take over, but the US said no. A referendum was held in July and over 99 percent of the island voted to leave the union with St Kitts & Nevis and become its own colony. This referendum wasn't recognized by neither St Kitts & Nevis nor the UK and by 1968, an agreement on the island's long-term future still hasn't been reached. In February 1969, another referendum was held (a month after Ronald Webster declared independence) and once again over 99 percent voted in favor of leaving the union, but this time in favor of a republic.
In response to this, a month later, the UK sent 300 personnel from the 2nd Battalion, Parachute Regiment and 22 Metropolitan Police officers by helicopter to restore order. While Ronald Webster (the republic's council chairman; leader) fled and went to the UN to promote the island's right to self-determination. So what happened next? Webster became the first Chief Minister (his Anguilla Progressive Movement party still dominates), Anguilla was allowed to leave the union with St Kitts, which they formally did in 1980, but rather than gain independence like St Kitts & Nevis did in 1983, it has remained a British territory to this day. To honor the republic, the coat of arms of the current Anguilla flag was designed with the Three Dolphins flag design of the republic
Cool story. However, I am inside your walls.
@@rygotti510 Damn, you as well huh.
That history is just, brings a tear to me eye
who are u really? every news, shitpost, meme, documentary you comment
I will refer to you from now on as Avery the Omnipresent
Do Vienna next please we are goofy ahhh people
Vienna sounds boring af tbh
fuck yeah Wien
@@renecaceres3925 HDF
Unterstütze ich. Grüße aus Berlin in die zweite deutsche Hauptstadt 🤙🏼
@@najerrys5061
Fucking Wieners
(Jk vienna is actually very nice and i enjoyed visiting there)
As a person from Gibraltar, I love this so much. I literally couldn't agree more. ESPECIALLY with the age group one.
its so true ahah I still can't figure out if half the people from the friend group are late going through puberty or are actually younger
As another Gibraltarian, the Eastern beach one is also so true
as a Gibraltarian 'Jid,' i can confidently confirm that i wear a full tracksuit year round, even during the peak of summer
bet you call your cousin on people too
@@destroyer4629 Only when cocky
@@cyberman05only when you diss the reggaton
You should get taste
I hope we will see more of this "woman" character in future videos.
Women don't exist
The only guide you need on Britain is the guide on how to buy plane tickets to another country
lol
Preferiría estar en Inglaterra con otros familiares
False
Cope harder if Britain Is bad why does it get flooded by waves of desperate migrates every year clearly it's seen as a better place to be
lmao
geopold i just want to say you're so cool for traveling to this many places and supplying us with memes (that are educational AS WELL). we appreciate you sm
i was just in gibraltar - first time over the bank holiday weekend. i actually really enjoyed it and i've been to almost every country in europe - gibraltar was one of my favourite places i've been believe it or not
I choose not.
LIAR
@@tea.5376 my brother in Christ you ever heard of people having diffrent views before? 💀💀💀
@@tea.5376 not even lying lol, it's just a generally nice version of a small town near me - hot weather, no VAT so everything is cheap, nice landscape - able to go over to spain really quick, or take a boat over to africa. couldn't see anything wrong with it apart from it being so small :)
sorry guys i live in gib it’s alright (my friend told me to type that)
I used to live near Gibraltar. And tbh there were days were it was beautiful and amazing weather but a cloud got stuck over gibraltar. This happened so often that it became a meme at my school
I have been in Gib. Pretty cool place tbh. Especially Monke
"one reason, monke"
"im already on my way"
3:22 Álvaro Ojeda giving flags to monkeys in Gibraltar is one of the best videos ever, that guy is a bit insane
We are glad to learn that you have at least one friend.
Melvin really made a good point there about the risks of Eduardo's legally questionable exploits at the La Paz stock exchange (he flooded the blue potato market with meth filled regular potatoes)
A guide to the Netherlands when
number one: try to speak dutch to the natives and they will immediately switch to english
number two: if you think you're tall, guess again (average height 6'7)
number three: hagalslag
It best be nothing but 10 straight minutes of Super Max!
@@enclavesoldier1778 how did you get those cursed emoji?
You definitely need to do a guide on the crown dependencies next time!! 🇯🇪🇬🇬🇮🇲
Melvin knowledge of the stock exchange is unmatched, truly one of the businessmonkes of all time
Holy shit the old dude on the left at 1:49 is Rodney Norman. He's a comedian and I lived with him for a while. This is a trip to see him in this video.
You lived with him?
@@MrJimheeren Yea dude, with him and his family in Utah. He's got a pretty popular Tiktok now, which is where I assume this clip comes from.
Geopold: reason 5 - Monke
Me: packs suitcase
This is one of my favourite videos you’ve made
One of the best videos of yours, it had such a fun energy with you two bouncing off each other!
i love thse kind of the videos you make, really good
Babe wake up, new geopold vid dropped😻😻
thank you geopolad and amelia for this video it entertained me to no end
For my asoiaf/got fans, the Rock of Gibraltar is what Casterly Rock is based off of! George confirmed this in a post on his 'not a blog'. :)
Yhe chuckling ogre in the background was great. At first i found the glottal grunting exhalations quite disgusting, but the breathy, meaty voice and its incessant giggling grew on me
when i was in england at late august the weather was pretty good ngl
As a llanito, this is true.
My godmother was Marcelle Hassan (who passed away recently), my mother used to work with Sir Joshua Hassan.
thank god i am planning my summer vacation to gibraltar so i could experience the most gibraltar moments of all time
Leopold has friends????
>Barbary Macaques
>Native to Europe
Yup. Tabloids. Same the world round.
Just went to Gibraltar couple days ago and I can confirm, they have well...
interesting architecture
yeah, the ocean heights building is a bit shite
@@hartmann3288it’s not as bad as La linea which is pretty run down ,but hey it’s paradise for the roaches ….even they prefer living on this side than across the border .
@@Limpet- facts
Somehow ive found a channel with the exact same name as me, and not only that, but also Bri'ish? Wow, this is amazing
I'm from the UK but I live in southern Spain. I've visited Gibraltar more than a hundred times by now and it's an awesome place 🇬🇧🇬🇮
*0:07** 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He Lives Where?!?*
Can you do Arizona vs Austria, it's a prime comparison I'd say.
Austria vs Australia*
@@Warum.2439 No
@@ViolentSillyGirl why not
@@Warum.2439 Arizona vs Austria would obviously be a better video
How about Austria vs Asturias
Monke has convinced me.
Luv me som monke
I wanna go to Gibraltar now.
bruh i wanna go to the uk.
thanks you geopold for peparing me for the uk slander!!!
I grew up in Gibraltar, and it really was everything you wrote, and more. The best bit is the excessive British branding and amount of British brands they stock, in a nearby town in Spain there is even an Iceland, I think just before Soto Grande
Melvin and eduardo should start a podcast
"top reasons to visit Gibralter"
Lmao like my Balkan ass will ever afford to get past Austria, let alone get to Spain.
OMG I LIVE IN GIBRALTAR AND I KNOW THE WAITER THAT LOOKS LIKE TOM HANKS
0:15 this is amazing
Gibraltar has now popped up in my life 4 times in the last 36 hours. How
Make a video on the Falkland Islands next.
As someone who lives in Gibraltar, I find this absolutely hilarious 😂
Greetings from another geographer called Leo :)
Please do Switzerland next.
Bro got a gorgeous background character
Fascinating tiny rock
Gibraltar football team are playing in euro qualifiers for the first time, but they have to play their matches in portugal as they dont have a pitch that's up to UEFA standards
As a Gibraltarian I can confirm this is what Gibraltar is like
Please Geopold, do Malmö vs Somalia 🙏
damn the intro is something else
Litterally taking the most diabolical shit as I watch this, just got water splashback up my arse 😭😭😭
A Guide to THAILAND would be nice
2:04 perfect music doesn't exis-
nahh the slough part jumpscared me 😭😭😭😭
Can you do a guide to Switzerland next?
Please do a guide to Ireland
Can you make guide to Wales?
Make a Guide of Brazil please
this video was so good that it felt like gibraltar was coming inside of me.
You are a very funny man. Love your videos
You had me at Monke.
WHAT IS THE ORIGINAL SONG AT 2:05 ?
Wolves - Chiraq 91 Beats
Yo we’re you that drunk british guy I met on that one beach in Pfefkhokhori last summer?
Gibraltar sounds like a very cool place especially for monke
As a Brit who now lives in Gib I can confirm that everything in this video is very true.
A Guide to Croatia when????!!!
Went there couple years ago, monke
Do Denmark next
Our boy smashing Gibralten baddies
TIL that Maranzas exist even outside of Northern Italy and they're called "Jids"
Different age friend group actually sounds kinda good
We need a ‘Geopold’s Complete Guide to Useless Places’ which is just you slandering random countries/territories in the world. Starting with the Falklands if we’re gonna stick with the UK theme
1:38 drill music
K Trap & Do Road - Maths
Do a guide to Slough
Monke is a pretty solid selling point
Monke is the only reason why i would
You should do a guide to Italy, or Northern vs Southern Italy comparison
Northerners: virgins (who make good beer at least)
Southerners: upmost chads who created Italy's reputation for food
That angry spanish cam is a indian guy called the " Rant react" Or " Angry rant man" I dont remember clearly thoigh
He always reacts very aggresively on bollywood movies
2:49 "First is East Beach, which is a construction zone" Holy shit I literally ended up on the Turkish Riviera
I didn't know gibraltar was a real place. I thought it only existed in overwatch
Do Chile next!
you had me at monke
DO A GUIDE TO WEAT YORKSHERE
I’m sold