Skyrim Speedrun, but I get a RANDOM WEAPON every hit
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- čas přidán 7. 03. 2022
- I speedrun the Dark Brotherhood, but every hit gives me a random weapon.
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I love how you can shove a fake letter in a dead mans pocket in full view of everyone and it still counts as completing the mission
SteAlTh XD
Video Game logic, am I right?
I uh... looted this off him earlier! Putting it back so you can see it!
It's a Bethesda game afterall.
'He gave me this and told me to put it in his pocket if he died. Im just honouring his request!'
The fact he got the blade of woe which is literally the reward for completing the dark brotherhood is very funny to me for some reason
Destroy the dark brotherhood
@@olargol2284 Yes
@@olargol2284 I've never done that in a run, guess I'm starting skyrim again lol
What’s even funnier is that he didn’t even know what it was🤣
@@Cameronbass5150 you gotta merk Astrid
8:20 - this guard was really the Skyrim equivalent of “excuse me sir, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”
The Dawnstar Coast Guard are trying their best damn it
If he paid the bounty he would've gone straight to dawnstar
That guard deserves a mug of mead and a rest at the fire
It shows how the guards really train for everything, considering not only did the guard have to horsetilt just to follow Doug, but he's so good at it that he managed to land within 10 meters of Doug, and after all that he swims through the icy water after Doug just to deliver a sentence.
beholding rainbow dash and then immediately hearing *"at this point in the story, ronald mcdonald has betrayed the dark brotherhood"* was such a powerful one-two punch
The slow descent into full Horse Tilt addiction insanity was great
“Slow” descent?
First oil shots and now this
I read that wrong
DougDoug streams always start out with an idea, then get derailed into a completely random, insane direction.
"Welcome to the rehab circle. Doug, what is it you struggle with?"
"I am dependent on horse tilting in Skyrim"
I love how Doug's challenges just devolve into some other completely unrelated nonsense halfway through every video.
F-ing bot god damn every comment is just bot spam now a days...
That's exactly why he says he's solves problems nobody has because his solution becomes completely irrelevant to the first half of the video therefore becoming more entertaining lol
Edit: what I just typed made absolutely no sense
Ploob
Poob/Ploob
Getting through a divorce
Betrayal
Saying “like” less
And now getting through a horse tilt addiction.
@@greatclubsandwich5612 would a bot have created their youtube account 10 years ago? maybe do even the slightest bit of research and consideration before you go around labeling people as bots.
“Plants letter on corpse in front of everyone”
Doug: He’s obviously guilty. The letter in his pocket says so.
"Check his body! Wait, not yet, hold on, okay, wait, okay now! Check his body! He's a guilty man, officer"
The guard swimming in the presumably ice-cold waters around Dawnstar and wanting to arrest you is such a Skyrim moment.
this should be top comment
He's so dedicated
Ironic how the weapon he used to kill his first official target was the Blade of Woe, the reward for completing the guild’s questline
Go touch some Grass you damn bots
@@venomking2188 Thank you
@Blobber Yep
They always say “finally, it’s here”. But where is “here” really, where are we in the grand abyss of space, and will there still be a “here” when we’re long gone? Or is “here” a man made concept with not real weight or power to it
@@disrespect9376 *my brain isn't braining*
Went from olive oil shots to a full can of, quote: "horse cream", I'm worried, Doug.
Don't forget about Dog Cheese
this is your brain on keto
Ketamine
8:19 The guard just swimming along with him cracked me up so much
13:31 mans literally hit the wrong boat, horse tilt may cause severe Hallucinations
💀
Knowing that he has to drive 2 18 hour trips every day to get us this content makes me so grateful.
No he doesn't, he just horse tilts to his office
why tho
it only takes 2 minutes when he snorts the horse tilt
@@Br-kc2jy no he needs to horse tilt just to get 18 hours for one trip
@Alfa i omega stronger than a leech like you
to the person in chat who said that dawnstar guard in the ocean was the “coast guard”: i’m in love with you
it was bsway16 jsyk
EDIT: or DustRune
EDIT: or eldempsey53
EDIT: or dareldoogil
08:19 This is amazing. I laughed so hard, it's exactly like all the Skyrim memes.
I just really love the weird stream themes Doug and the chat come up with every damn time. Horse tilt addiction must be my favorite.
Not because I too enjoy a good tilt every once in a while or something like that. I totally can stop when I want. It's just a hobby after all. And no, I didn't buy 16 horses because of this.. I, uh, needed them for, uuuuhhh, racing?
Wait a minute...
There arent any races in Skyrim!
@@fabanano6158 why is your thing a finger and why did this shock me
@@blu.draigon fingy
Sgt. Maggi, this is your commanding officer. We’ve discovered your stash of horses behind the barracks. Needless to say, we are very disappointed in you, and you have been removed from active duty, effective immediately. You may return whenever you like to retrieve any belongings, with the exception of the horses.
I should have known that after so much genuine speedrun content DougDoug would regress back into his natural state of being of latching onto a random side thing, and completely abandon the original objective
**snorts Horse Tilt**
After my wife left me I got into horse tilt. Had to be taken to the hospital, I'm still here. Docs got me on olive oil to combat the urges.
Man relatable asf
Sending u my best wishes
I read this in the automatic voice Doug has for his streams. 😅😂
I have never horse tiltled myself, but I have had some family get addicted to it. I hope you are recovering well, I know how insidious the addiction is.
At we still all have Mommy Squid.
Headcanon that this guy, the jarl guy, and the marriage guy all exist in the same universe and started their speedruns at the same time. One guy killed all the jarls, another killed the emeror. Alduin's victory is secured, chaos rules the world, Skyrim is in turmoil, and everyone is terrified. Except for that third dude, who had a pretty nice wedding.
0:25 "To start this off, you're finally awake." Beautiful start.
DougDougs confirmed diet so far:
-Olive oil
-Horse tilt cream
And an onion, if I recall correctly?
Don’t forget gouda cheese
Lots of dog cheese
Don’t forget raw kedo (idk how to spell it) pancake mix
DougDoug combines chaos and comedy into one insane combination...
And it is perfect.
@Alfa i omega oh wow kittle is so strong
I love seeing loads of bots flood my comments. It brightens my day
@@haydenwebb7370 inner peace!😌
@@haydenwebb7370 I miss the porn ones. These religious ones are a real downer
@@JesusCheeseburger True, the religious ones seem kinda depressing
8:25 The Guards of Skyrim are almost as dedicated as the Couriers.
9:15
"okay, close the door"
*Ghost phases through door*
"Oh they can go through doors!"
Doug forgets how ghosts work.
Shoutouts to the editor, without him we wouldn't be getting quality DougDoug content so often!
Berry Bebop is doing a great job!
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN sorry but my god is Rainbow Dash
@@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN I'm horny for Jesus
Randomized DougDoug challenges: *Chef’s Kiss*
I feel this would be REALLY interesting in fallout. You could go from a lead pipe to a missile launcher, or a minigun to a watergun
mininuke launcher? say less
"Horse tilt" absolutely sounds like slang for Ketamine
This dude is hilarious as heck. Gotta love his content. Been playing skyrim for years and watching him playing skyrim with mods he created is funny asf
Welcome to the class! Don't mind the bots
Skyrim with chaos mods like this are fun. Skyrim chaos mods that produce two hours of the prologue breaking, not so much.
@Glockenstring more like the hard-to-spot mosquitoes to our good night's rest.
@Glockenstring I wish not.
there are many things in TES games that are considered addictive drugs:
-skooma
-felldew
-*horse tilt*
Don’t forget about moonsugar.
"After saving about -8 minutes" yeah, that sounds about right every time I try to save time.
Oh boy I can't wait to see how this video will go completely off the rails and uncover an ancient treasure with chat.
I love how all of doug doug's videos have a deeper more important meaning behind them. Once its friendship, once people getting fucking divorced, and some other time its horsetilt addiction.
Which one was the one they were getting divorced in? I forgot
@@Candy-8448 the invisible car GTA one
@@darkpulsegirl2654 thnx
I swear that was like half of them tho
Everyone: let's play elden ring
DougDoug: why? The perfect game already exists
Actually Elden Ring's more open design would probably be well suited to Doug's content espcisally once some more modding support is added
Well he is playing Elden Ring just not on stream. Says he doesn’t think it’s a good stream game. Although I feel like once modding opens up there’s good ideas there. Like could you imagine elden ring but a random enemy spawns every ten seconds lol
He's right... Skyrim is the perfect game, idc what anyone says, i will cover my ears if i have to, NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND
@@DeadSpacedOut Oh really? What about the *Glitches*
@@eartht0ast755 most of the glitches make the game better. the first time i got one hit by a giant and went into the stratosphere, i almost died of laughter.
Idk what it is, this man is so infectious, I absolutely love him.
doug doug 2022: i just need to play the best horse tilt of my life, arva, träytabo horse tilt, borp fo the bot zat. 12:50
First reading the title, thought he was gonna recieve a different weapon every time HE hits something
@Alfa i omega I know this is a bot, but this question IS burning in my mind
See I thought that too, but then during the ad I remembered who I'm about to watch and realized it's never that simple
Things to say in chat:
"DOUG WHAT IS GOING ON, EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE"
"DOUG STOP THE HORSE TILT"
"DOUG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE STOP BEATING MY PARRENTS" with the response "hope you're doing alright :)"
And of course "WHAT IS GOING ON?"
@@TheCat_3 oh lol I forgot the "ON" lemme just change that real quick
12:35 Doug suddenly doing the fattest whip-it I've ever seen live on stream floored me!
He knew exactly what he was gonna do by that grin at 12:31 what a legend
Best moment of the entire video
I think the more interesting version of this challenge is to have a random weapon every time you damage someone. It’s like extreme gun game.
YOU: take this
*enemy gets a war mace*
Enemy: HAHAHAHA IDIOT TAKE THIS
*you get a super op end weapon*
You: so you haven chosen... DEATH
That would be interesting until you get a magic staff that just summons allies or has some other non damaging effect.
@@deathdude360 When a summoned creature deals damage, the creature despawns and your weapon changes.
@@CEFG100 modding isnt magic
@@deathdude360Could just have a rule for the stream where if he uses the items effect, he can manually equip a different weapon
12:36
doug: im not addicted
also doug: does line of whipped cream
XD
Even if he did it with mods I can't believe he did it in only 14:37. World class speedrunning.
This went from 'Skyrim but every time I get hit I get a random weapon' to 'Doug's horse tilting addiction' really fast
Almost as fast as he was going with horse tilting
8:30 Doug gets detained by the Skyrim Coast Guard
OH MY GOD KETTLE
I haven't laughed this much in a long time Doug thank you
But seriously though you need help, horse tilt is no joke
Doug is actually crazy good at games. He literally halved Moisttcritikals skyrim marriage speedrun time!
I wish this video came out 2 years ago so I could have made "I just need to play the best horse tilt of my life" my senior quote
gotta love how he is speed running and this 8:20 Skyrim logic still happens, you haven't played Skyrim properly until you encounter something like this xD
This is how speedrunning was meant to be played
He just has to play the best GTA5 of his LIFE!!
I love him getting the reward for the dark brotherhood quest on the first assassination of the dark brotherhood quest
"to save two minutes, I spent 10 minutes dying on a mountain."
That's genius.
I like how the boat he landed on and then died wasnt even the emperors boat.
Bro I thought the same thing lol
I was looking too see if anyone else noticed that!
I believe the boat he landed on is a boat for a bunch of smugglers that you get the captain imprison during the thief's guild( well more like one of the special quest you get when your trying to 100% the guild)
I never thought I was a huge Skyrim fan but, I easily named every weapon I saw. I’m both impressed with myself and ashamed
same, but i'm proud to be such a loser who's spend thousands of hours both playing and watching lore videos on skyrim. i wear my nerdiness as a badge of honor.
You would be proud
@@DeadSpacedOut do I get one for mincraft or Zelda because I played Skyrim stopped for a bit forgot what I was doing made a new account and didn't get anywhere rinse repeat and the thing it's on is gone I believe
@@blu.draigon Hey, if you put hundreds of hours into any game/series, then it counts as a nerdiness badge of honor and you deserve to wear it with pride, as do we all!
@@DeadSpacedOut yay
7:24 is the greatest weapon ever
Ah yes, the stream where DougDoug committed many crimes against humanity and acts of treason while zonked out of his mind on horse tilt.
That was fucking hype😂 this was completely different from the Marriage speedrun, even Narrator Doug got high off the horse tilt, Imagine if it was Olive oil🤣
If it was Olive Oil this would’ve quickly evolved into “Olive Oil Drinking Simulator” and Skyrim wouldn’t even be on the screen anymore.
Doug running into mountains like a bug flying into a windshield is unintentionally hilarious
“I can quit anytime! After this I’ll quit horse tilt forever!”
*literally not even five seconds later*
Doug:I’m just gonna horse tilt again-
Hello, this is Douglas Douglas, where we answer your quarrels which have no existance.
I love the subplots in every DougDoug video. We either have legal proceedings or chat tries to stop doug from overdosing on horse tilts.
What I came for: random weapons
What I stayed for: horse tilt
Brand new to this dude and his content. My impression so far: HORSE TILT
3:02 "Calm down, it's ok."
-DougDoug, to a begger he is going to kill
I'm really glad this totally normal speedrun didn't go off the rails or anything like that.
Doug: *Trying to beat dark brotherhood
Game:*gives the sword you get when you finish it*
love how he says "the dragon attacks helgen" as if the World-Eater is just some random dragon and not the final boss lol
This video reminds me of the saying "The problem with being faster than the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness."
Dougdoug video titles never tell the whole story, and that's one of the best things about them
"I got a fever and the only cure is more horse tilt."
-Willem DaDougDoug
Edit: How did I get Willem Dafoe and Christopher Walken mixed up? I guess it's just that DougDoug wasn't walking.
and i live by that
First there was divorce, then he got too much into the Olive Oil, and now he’s addicted to Horse Tilt.
I’ve been there.
he legitimately does olive oil as part of his diet its not a phase
Dougdoug's horse tilt addiction is literally identical to my Legend of Zelda BOTW Windbomb addiction
It’s time you accept you’re addicted to horse-tilt
With the amount of times Doug plays The Darkest Lord's theme from Miitopia, I feel it's telling that soon he shall want to be addressed to as the Darkest Lord of the Horse Tilts.
The guards and the postman go through such amazing lengths to find you
I love how it's a Dark Brotherhood speedrun, but he passes the fastest time pretty much at the start of the video.
I somehow whish he uploaded footage of this "speedrun" and claimed it as world record. So the speed run moderators would have to watch a man slowly losing it through snorting horse tilt.
Doug after he gets hit by a guard and pulls out an OP weapon: "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me!"
Really love all the new content lately! Going from months without any videos to getting one basically every week has been a blast.
My first DougDoug vid, gotta say, not disappointed
8:35 That Coast Guard comment is underrated as fuck XD
This was painful to watch. Horse tilt tore my family apart.
The Horse Tilt Assassin.... He can get anywhere, anytime, and escape no matter who chases. He only needs a a horse, and a tilt. The only evidence he was there? The smell of horse tilt cream and a pile of random weapons.
No one is safe from the Horse Tilt Assassin.
This has got to be one of my favorite videos. I keep watching it as it shows up in my recommended and the manic addiction is just so funny to me.
you know todays gonna be a good day when DougDoug uploads
luigi pump
This was by far the most intense challenge for me! Loved it
11:55 "you're carrying too much to run" horse tilt don't care
this reminds me of when my dad got into horse tilt... needless to say, he isn't in the family anymore because of it. It's such a shame, he was an... okay guy before getting on horse tilt. and his name was doug, what a fun name! Who would name their kid Doug twice? Its just kind of weird to be named doug doug- holy shit...
What a coincidence, my skyrim just crashed and I needed something to watch.
Doug Doug has blessed us with another upload
I love how this channel will almost always create a compelling narrative in a chaotic way out of a completely unrelated topic to that of the videos original purpose.
The guard's dedication to arrest you tho... I imagine he took his work very seriously xD
Horse Tilt: A Man's Journey to Sobriety
2:05 *BETRAYAL*
Horse tilt might be the best explanation for UFOs.
My first experience of this channel is horse tilt and I'm immediately on board!
13:35 hate to break ur heart man but I don't think that was the emperor's boat that looked like dainty sload to me
holy shit the fucking whipped cream had me cracking up IRL, not even just exhaling slightly through my nose, like actually belly laughing.
Doug: *flies straight into a mountain at light speeds*
“That should have definitely not killed me!”