Skyrim with 1 Health, but every death I get punished.

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 2. 06. 2020
  • Here's how to play Skyrim with 1 health. If you die, you get punished.
    Streaming live on Twitch! / dougdoug
    2nd Channel: bit.ly/dougdoug2
    Twitter: / dougdougfood
    More Duggeroo:
    Latest Uploads: • OVERWATCH vs TF2, but ...
    Explained with Food: • Explained with Food | ...
    DougDoug Challenges: • DougDoug Gaming Challe...
    Popular Videos: • Popular Videos | DougDoug
    MUSIC CREDITS:
    Metal Gear Solid 3 - Snake Eater (Instrumental)
    World of Warcraft - Lions Rest
    De Blob - Blissful
    Divinity Original Sin 2 - Dancing with the Source
    Final Fantasy X - At Zanarkand
    Into the Breach - Zenith
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Hyrule Field
    Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies - Pursuit Keep Pressing On
    Skyrim - Boss Battle #1
    Skyrim - Theme Song
    Overwatch - Play of the Game Theme
    Super Mario Odyssey - Staff Roll
    Super Mario Odyssey - The Odyssey's First Takeoff
    Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games - Rosalina in the Observatory
    Punch-Out - Soda Popinski Fight
    "USA National Anthem Kazoo" by Flurrio on CZcams: • USA National Anthem Kazoo
    OnlyFans logo and website assets owned by OnlyFans.com
    About DougDoug:
    Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
    #Skyrim #Fondle
  • Hry

Komentáře • 6K

  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  Před 4 lety +7135

    Get all the hottest Fondle pics at my OnlyFondle page: onlyfans.com/onlyfondle

  • @liamthecrusader5056
    @liamthecrusader5056 Před 4 lety +2755

    I love how right after he killed fondle someone gave a speech

    • @tag627
      @tag627 Před 4 lety +184

      That speech was brilliant

    • @nikovincent2401
      @nikovincent2401 Před 4 lety +100

      It took me literally five minutes to understand that Fondle is in fact Faendal

    • @nikovincent2401
      @nikovincent2401 Před 4 lety +18

      Nevermind he actually calls him Fondle

    • @Krazy_Hatter
      @Krazy_Hatter Před 4 lety +2

      Why do I see your profile picture in almost all the comment sections in videos?

    • @alph-lj3uy
      @alph-lj3uy Před 4 lety +9

      Crazy Guy how are you that uncultured..

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 Před 4 lety +20371

    I love how readily Jack explained how the actions of a fictional character in a medieval setting applies to the modern legal system

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před 4 lety +1840

      I like to think that Doug just randomly calls all his friends about weird things, this was probably a regular Tuesday for Jack

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate Před 4 lety +942

      Someguy1237
      I mean, I’m pretty sure he called his mother asking about butt sugar during his keto diet, and he talked to her about erectile dysfunction in this video. I'd be amazed if this nonsense isn’t normal for his family and friends.

    • @TBDF12
      @TBDF12 Před 4 lety +401

      And be explained it really well, without over simplifying it.

    • @milkzealot1260
      @milkzealot1260 Před 4 lety +59

      This is really nit picky, but it’s more of a Viking period game.

    • @Siegmernes
      @Siegmernes Před 4 lety +227

      @@milkzealot1260 Which was in the medieval period. In medieval Europe.

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun Před 2 lety +2734

    Doug: **creates giant chicken**
    Also Doug, 15 minutes later: “Why is there a giant chicken here‽”

    • @addyce6005
      @addyce6005 Před 2 lety +29

      Very nice use of the interrobang lol

    • @herosofloveanddeath
      @herosofloveanddeath Před rokem +35

      that chicken definitely went on a journey though from riftwood to whiterun

    • @WandererBasil
      @WandererBasil Před rokem +9

      am i going insane why are your exclamation point and question mark fused im

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun Před rokem +25

      @@WandererBasil It’s called an interrobang. It’s used when exclaiming or yelling a question. It replaces “?!”

    • @generallaro1269
      @generallaro1269 Před rokem +6

      ​@@immortalsun sadly it isnt really used much except now by people who saw that one youtube short/tiktok about it

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 Před rokem +1000

    How fast jack just accepted to apply court law onto a character in skyrim when Doug called him is a sign that this isn't the first time he's assisted in Doug's shenanigans

    • @Wonkybarnyarn
      @Wonkybarnyarn Před měsícem

      Who’s jack

    • @turkeyman631
      @turkeyman631 Před měsícem +2

      I'm just upset Parkzer wasnt consulted. Guy is the best damn lawyer I know.

    • @m0ddotrar
      @m0ddotrar Před 7 dny

      How many past lawyer roommates does doug have???

  • @turkishkebab9879
    @turkishkebab9879 Před 4 lety +2317

    “Have you heard the tragedy of Faendal the brave?”

  • @cian9393
    @cian9393 Před 4 lety +5171

    His twitch chat has evolved to make coherent sentences

    • @maeveheart7464
      @maeveheart7464 Před 4 lety +309

      It’s a miracle, next they’ll be inventing the wheel by smashing text together

    • @wojtekthegreat2115
      @wojtekthegreat2115 Před 4 lety +167

      @@maeveheart7464
      HELMET
      HELMET
      HELMET NOW
      HELMET NOW DOUG
      HELMET
      helmet

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 Před 4 lety +9

      @@wojtekthegreat2115 hamlet

    • @drew7162
      @drew7162 Před 4 lety +17

      And now they evolved to drawing beautiful cats.

    • @misterbrick4276
      @misterbrick4276 Před 3 lety +18

      2:05 Yeah how did they do that? I bet it was one person making a really long message

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 Před 2 lety +918

    Fun Fact: Faendals AI recognised you attacking The Swift so he tried to help by attacking him, unfortunately his AI doesn’t account for the player being in the way so he accidentally killed you

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 2 lety +267

      So he acted recklessly and thus faces manslaughter charges.

    • @efectovogel8295
      @efectovogel8295 Před rokem +146

      @@gengarzilla1685 and where in the Skyrim or Imperial legal system does it say that manslaughter is punishable by death??? DougDoug instead submitted Faendal to a trial without a lawyer and then murdered him with full intent in vengeance of Faendal’s obviously accidental actions. The only murder here was his joke of an “execution”

    • @KarpetBurn
      @KarpetBurn Před rokem +140

      @@efectovogel8295 I agree. His execution was extremely amateurish, not to mention the fact that he used the traditional Nordic execution procedure instead of the procedure used by his people - the Wood Elves. Very disrespectful.

    • @lakecarter6954
      @lakecarter6954 Před rokem +5

      that is what happened

    • @BeratCanturk1881
      @BeratCanturk1881 Před rokem +9

      @@gengarzilla1685 fondel was blind cant you understand by not seeing the obvious enemies

  • @cgkase6210
    @cgkase6210 Před rokem +147

    Imagine being Faendal and the dude you're following into this dungeon starts muttering about how you killed him by shooting him in the back

  • @heiloloheimir464
    @heiloloheimir464 Před 4 lety +7386

    I love how sidetracked these videos get
    Like at one moment he’s doing a 1hp challenge and the next moment he’s doing an execution of his good friend
    Rip Fondel

  • @TBDF12
    @TBDF12 Před 4 lety +2770

    His lawyer friend Jack is legit. He immediately broke down the law simply and easily.

    • @allisterking888
      @allisterking888 Před 4 lety +58

      Lawyers wonderful

    • @primrosett
      @primrosett Před 4 lety +198

      He didn't even pause to ask which character in Skyrim is named "Fondle"... a true professional

    • @mr_ekshun
      @mr_ekshun Před 4 lety +140

      He's prob used to getting these sorts of calls from Doug, just business as normal too him lmao

    • @dizzyplatypus9646
      @dizzyplatypus9646 Před 4 lety +44

      He did use a lot of Latin terms which is good in law school but often just confuses people outside of school.

    • @grilllord5251
      @grilllord5251 Před 4 lety +32

      Most lawyers wouldn’t help like that in a real situation because once you give legal advice you are legally considered responsible for there case and if anything goes wrong or is misrepresented it’s your fault. Then again I remembered this from a YT video last year and I’m not the best at remembering stuff.

  • @normal_username3231
    @normal_username3231 Před 2 lety +416

    I like how Doug didn’t mention the fact that he killed someone during his talk with a lawyer

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj Před 2 lety +39

      Eh, that's just a small, unimportant detail.

    • @bananawaffledee4022
      @bananawaffledee4022 Před rokem

      doug’s dead so he cant be accused of crimes

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 Před rokem +17

      everyone knows bandits are totally legal to kill. vigilante justice or something

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Před rokem +7

      It WAS self defense, which was a lot more acceptable in medieval times, given the man killed wasn't royalty

    • @jacobbaird1180
      @jacobbaird1180 Před rokem +7

      @@BierBart12 but the legal code being applied is the modern California penal code, so invading another location and killing people does not get you off of murder. You have to be defending yourself and have no other option

  • @blastification2
    @blastification2 Před 2 lety +1130

    DougDoug's videos are infinitely rewatchable. Like, seriously, there are some I've probably watched 5 times in the past week, but they never get old.

    • @Starklar
      @Starklar Před 2 lety +49

      I’ve watched Diablo the cheater so many times, still cracks me up. First couple times I had to pause the video to catch my breath

    • @ChaoticIntent_
      @ChaoticIntent_ Před 2 lety +19

      This is my 5th run through myself, see you back here next week

    • @datsourpickle3939
      @datsourpickle3939 Před rokem +8

      I've rewatched this at least 20 times, i'm not joking

    • @numbersnumbers
      @numbersnumbers Před rokem +10

      Whenever I don't know what to watch, I just watch a dougdoug video.

    • @tburrrg2502
      @tburrrg2502 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I agree, I work remotely and I’m constantly having them play in the background

  • @animalhalo5984
    @animalhalo5984 Před 3 lety +6610

    I like that getting murdered by faendal and going throighnth trial, finding him guilty and mourning him are all part of the guide. You wont be able to do the game properly unless this exact thing happens

    • @goose93
      @goose93 Před 3 lety +43

      Yes

    • @cheesysealAnon
      @cheesysealAnon Před 2 lety +18

      and in a way the death never happened

    • @elite9237
      @elite9237 Před 2 lety +89

      Also if you're not careful, you will have to eat a cardboard cutout of Danny Devito

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM Před 2 lety +30

      That's how you play the best Skyrim in your life.

    • @thepoglin8479
      @thepoglin8479 Před 2 lety +19

      Well anyone whos tried this run can tell you that drinking a raw egg is something that everyone will have to go through to beat skyrim with 1 HP

  • @colegibson8841
    @colegibson8841 Před 3 lety +4479

    He called faendle so many different names it was so stupidly hilarious

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Před 2 lety +166

    Fondle I love he goes between "Fondle is useless" and "Fondle is MVP". Then finally "Fuck Fondle I'm gonna kill him."

  • @chadiac101l5
    @chadiac101l5 Před 2 lety +74

    At one point he jokes about faendal being blind, but if you think about it, that changes the whole situation and could get faendal exempt from his charge

    • @PeterGriffin-sj7mb
      @PeterGriffin-sj7mb Před 6 měsíci +8

      Shooting a bow while blind is still negligence, therefore it's still manslaughter

    • @Joyful_Traitor
      @Joyful_Traitor Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@PeterGriffin-sj7mb By that logic then those who sold the blind man a bow are the ones at fault more so than the man using the bow as they negligently sold a blind man a weapon if they never sold him the bow Doug doesn't recruit Fondle Fondle doesn't accidently hit Doug Doug doesn't die

    • @PeterGriffin-sj7mb
      @PeterGriffin-sj7mb Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@Joyful_Traitor That’s not how that works in the slightest. If a blind man had a bow and knowingly shot it, that’s criminal negligence. Selling someone a product is not.

    • @WhiteWolf-lm7gj
      @WhiteWolf-lm7gj Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@Joyful_Traitor"no officer, it's the shops fault I killed all of those children"

  • @morel9004
    @morel9004 Před 4 lety +2225

    Ah yes, the tale of Faendal, the true protagonist of this story

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 4 lety +3139

    Since a save was reloaded, that means that effectively the timeline was turned back. Therefore in the end result of things Faendal was sentenced to death for a crime that he hadn't actually committed in that timeline.

    • @moodymoods9261
      @moodymoods9261 Před 4 lety +446

      DID DOUG COMMIT MANSLAUGHTER???

    • @renownerd.276
      @renownerd.276 Před 4 lety +100

      Funniest part was Doug murdered an innocent man as he got shot in the back. He's the murderer.

    • @sloth0708
      @sloth0708 Před 4 lety +6

      BUT HE WOULD HAVE; GUILTY!

    • @warrenlucky8853
      @warrenlucky8853 Před 4 lety +38

      @@renownerd.276 The guy wasn't innocent. He was going to steal the golden claw and run away.

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius Před 4 lety +20

      But it was a medieval court, so the end result was unavoidable.

  • @Evan24_7
    @Evan24_7 Před 2 lety +208

    I feel like it could’ve been murder. If you select a Wood Elf (Which is what Faendal is) at the start of the game, The description clearly says that Wood Elves are the finest archers in all of Tamriel. So if we assume that Fondle has years, maybe even decades of experience under his belt, it’s hard to think that an elf who has a reputation of being among the greatest archers in Tamriel would just “accidentally” kill somebody. I rest my case.

    • @Bro1212_
      @Bro1212_ Před rokem +34

      Did you just assume a wood elf would be a good at archery? That’s racist man…

    • @zelgiusthebrave1401
      @zelgiusthebrave1401 Před rokem +25

      ​@@Bro1212_ He's a level 50 in archery at the very least. That's pretty damn good compared to your average person.

    • @benjaminhurtado5119
      @benjaminhurtado5119 Před 7 měsíci +11

      @@Bro1212_he is in fact an archery trainer so clearly he's good at his craft.

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto Před 5 měsíci +9

      In his defense though, DougDoug was right in front of Arwen, so hitting him would require some extremely difficult shot, something like sending an arrow right under his armpit or something like that.
      But, Arwen was turning hostile, and with how fragile DougDoug was, Arwen could kill him with as little as a light tap on the shoulder. To save him, he had to act quickly and under a lot of pressure. He attempted an impossible shot, because it still gave DougDoug better odds of survival than the alternative where he gets into a fist fight.
      So no murder, nor recklessness. I rest my case too.

  • @SuttenPlant
    @SuttenPlant Před rokem +42

    Watching this again in 2023 and legitimately thought i was having a stroke or something when he said he was calling a lawyer and it WASN'T PARKZER

    • @someone24688
      @someone24688 Před 26 dny +2

      And it's actually a lawyer this time

    • @m0ddotrar
      @m0ddotrar Před 7 dny

      Fr just how many lawyer (in quotations) roommates does Doug have???

  • @frawg7335
    @frawg7335 Před 4 lety +4321

    “Don’t Step On The Bones Or Else You’ll Have To Drink A Raw Egg”
    - DougDoug 2020

  • @_RydenXx
    @_RydenXx Před 3 lety +5582

    Doug: “Faendal we’ll see you in Soverngarde!”
    Faendal: *Is a wood elf and can’t go to Soverngarde because he isn’t a Nord*

  • @RIISK04
    @RIISK04 Před 2 lety +106

    DougDoug: Burns Arvel to death
    Faendal: Good, thats one less loose end

  • @General_Fuck_Yeah_AnimeTitties

    I love how the wording used throughout this video suggests that this run in particular is about a sous chef and head chef on a journey to make food AND that a twitch chat is something anyone will have while playing AND that getting justice for your own murder is a must do.

    • @pokegard
      @pokegard Před rokem +6

      Obviously, what else would happen when you play skyrim?

    • @youmgsandwiche
      @youmgsandwiche Před 10 měsíci +3

      He just used twitch chat as a substitute for the voices in your head, which everyone hears, not just me

  • @climatectrl3350
    @climatectrl3350 Před 4 lety +2867

    I love how dougdoug's girlfriend didn't even question it. Just. "What time are we playing ham ham?"
    Relationship goals.

    • @gyrozeppeli4862
      @gyrozeppeli4862 Před 4 lety +206

      What a goddess, it's like she doesn't even care that he says such shit. It could also be that he says that often enough to desensitize her to it.

    • @tiagogo
      @tiagogo Před 4 lety +87

      @@gyrozeppeli4862 that's probably the case but still what a fucking dub

    • @nars_bars8774
      @nars_bars8774 Před 4 lety +63

      @@gyrozeppeli4862
      Or that shes just funny and plays along

    • @joelhaggis5054
      @joelhaggis5054 Před 4 lety +114

      She probably just thought "this is some kind of twitch challenge"
      Or maybe she was watching the stream

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn Před 4 lety +69

      I think any reasonable person would've figured out immediately that this was probably a Twitch chat thing and was playing along for the lulz, whether she was actually watching the stream or not.

  • @spookypaii
    @spookypaii Před 4 lety +1460

    Imagine being taken for murder by the guy who you murdered

    • @dannyfayad1964
      @dannyfayad1964 Před 3 lety +10

      jon snow?

    • @ThunderStreak
      @ThunderStreak Před 3 lety +45

      Fallout: New Vegas (2010)

    • @yee5074
      @yee5074 Před 3 lety +22

      @@ThunderStreak i have no idea why but i read that as veggietales

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 Před 3 lety +18

      @@yee5074 That's what it says

    • @mentra1
      @mentra1 Před 3 lety +1

      Eye for an eye

  • @meowlord2480
    @meowlord2480 Před 2 lety +37

    I love how when he says that chat is making excuses for Faendal, most of chat is literally just "kill him".

  • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
    @TheGrumbliestPuppy Před rokem +43

    The execution of Faendal was the most powerful moment in any DougDoug video to date.

  • @elliscmtk
    @elliscmtk Před 4 lety +1400

    People: Kill faendael. People right after: I'm sad he died

    • @Jawdropping125
      @Jawdropping125 Před 4 lety +49

      The poll was really close so it makes sense that about 50% of chat would be pissed

    • @elliscmtk
      @elliscmtk Před 4 lety +18

      @@Jawdropping125 yea but it was like 90% of the people were sad

    • @Jawdropping125
      @Jawdropping125 Před 4 lety +67

      @@elliscmtk You know how sometimes you don't realize how much you needed something until it's gone?

    • @mentra1
      @mentra1 Před 4 lety +5

      Was it wrong to say I kind of liked him even tho he was guilty

    • @elliscmtk
      @elliscmtk Před 4 lety

      @@mentra1 maybe

  • @jobsierra7347
    @jobsierra7347 Před 4 lety +935

    Title: Skyrim with 1 health,but every death I get punished.
    Actual Video: A trial about wether or not Fondle is guilty of murder

    • @jakewhite5453
      @jakewhite5453 Před 4 lety +6

      correction fondle

    • @atem420
      @atem420 Před 4 lety +4

      eh, tomato tomahto, y'know?

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak Před 4 lety +2

      Am I the only one who got legit emotional at that funeral scene

    • @bri0552
      @bri0552 Před 4 lety +1

      Fondle*

    • @cleanupon4isle
      @cleanupon4isle Před 4 lety +4

      That too, I guess the grief had got to me and i forgot his one true name
      Chat may have voted yes
      But fondle, is a man who will forever be missed :(
      F

  • @TheBobledanois
    @TheBobledanois Před 2 lety +283

    Lawyer friend : "In manslaughter the intent is not important, only the act"
    Doug : "OK understood" *proceeds to investigate the mind of the suspect to find intent*
    Lmao

    • @wngmn0562
      @wngmn0562 Před rokem +55

      It was to confirm if it was murder or manslaughter

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před rokem +7

      @@wngmn0562Yeah I’m not sure how that could get mixed up. He was checking to see if he intended to do it, to see which it was.

  • @wildste
    @wildste Před rokem +92

    I'm rewatching a two year old video and I'm surprised that Parkzer wasn't called when Doug needed a lawyer.
    He must have been busy with his Lawyer/Cop duties

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 Před 10 měsíci +24

      Doug has an unusual number of lawyer friemds

    • @irregular_one1988
      @irregular_one1988 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I'm also rewatching and enjoying the young DouDoug
      Btw. maybe Jack is Parkzers alter ego!!!!

  • @Trevor6127
    @Trevor6127 Před 3 lety +4105

    Fondle was shooting at the other guy, but he's blind and couldn't see you in front of him

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 Před 3 lety +496

      If he's blind, it's reckless for him to use a bow. CASE CLOSED!

    • @Kilam1972
      @Kilam1972 Před 3 lety +13

      uou mean fendal

    • @Trevor6127
      @Trevor6127 Před 3 lety +69

      @@KarmasAB123 Fair point

    • @Trevor6127
      @Trevor6127 Před 3 lety +26

      @@Kilam1972 No

    • @foodafen6367
      @foodafen6367 Před 3 lety +37

      @@Kilam1972 No its fondle

  • @ethanschneider8032
    @ethanschneider8032 Před 4 lety +470

    When you're a trained chef but deathly allergic to every ingredient.

  • @Hemaaatite
    @Hemaaatite Před rokem +15

    "Skyrim but I attempt to convict Faendal of manslaughter"

  • @sneakyfloats
    @sneakyfloats Před rokem +17

    11:17 Parkzer’s voice really changed over the years

    • @rhyano_
      @rhyano_ Před rokem +2

      So did his name considering it's "his roommate Jack"

  • @gravytrainn
    @gravytrainn Před 4 lety +1702

    Doug: this was fondle’s favorite helmet
    Faendle: *never wore a helmet in his life*
    Also Doug: in the heart of fondle’s homeland
    Faendal: *is a wood elf*

    • @kaiolsen8425
      @kaiolsen8425 Před 3 lety +272

      Also also Doug: We'll see you in Sovngarde
      Faendal: *not a nord*

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 Před 3 lety +99

      Also also also Dough: *Isn't a nord either*

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor Před 3 lety +46

      @@kaiolsen8425 My Khajiit character: *isn’t a Nord and is a werewolf but was in Sovengarde anyways*

    • @alduin1360
      @alduin1360 Před 3 lety +8

      Still see you everywhere.

    • @gravytrainn
      @gravytrainn Před 3 lety +4

      @@alduin1360 😂😂 whats up alduin

  • @ashiscooler
    @ashiscooler Před 4 lety +725

    i have come to a new conclusion. doug doug had jokingly metioned that faendal was blind as he couldnt see an enemy currently attacking him but, what if that was just it? possibly, faendal has severe or total blindness in both eyes.
    this conclusion solves a few problems such as why he wouldnt notice sneaky attackers behind him, especially during the swinging axe trap hallway. he likely has above average hearing, though, as seen when shooting the attackers outside the temple. this doesnt really need to apply when fighting the final spider boss as a bigger target is easier to hit.
    and so the killing of doug doug was likely just an accident.
    maybe because he heard fighting, in instinct he (not in recklessness may i add) shot his bow directly towards the commotion, killing whatever it was infront of him. to faendal surprise, though, he had killed his own companion. his intent was not to harm his companion, let alone kill him, and so his case can be valid.
    here, i rest my case. his conviction was completely false and the case was obviously rigged.

    • @enternamehere7942
      @enternamehere7942 Před 4 lety +22

      Oml, man got a 200 iq

    • @enternamehere7942
      @enternamehere7942 Před 4 lety +33

      But wait fondal says "wow, would you look at that" in which means he can see this glorious sight meaning he can see!

    • @MrGeneralHeavy
      @MrGeneralHeavy Před 4 lety +78

      @@enternamehere7942 Wrong, Fondle asked you to look at that, so that you may describe to him what it looks like.

    • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
      @jungleinsectspikewall4474 Před 4 lety +18

      Should prob not shoot a bow at that point since its reckless behavior and by that also man slaughter

    • @imakickurazz
      @imakickurazz Před 4 lety +2

      That actually doesn't get you out of manslaughter. The ruling stands.

  • @Portertubby1
    @Portertubby1 Před 2 lety +39

    I love how Doug starts with Faendal, then Fondue, Fondib, and finally, Fondle 😂

  • @batturing
    @batturing Před 2 lety +20

    2:04 i appreciate that twitch chat chose an objectively bad organization to bully on twitter. it's not direct action, but it's certainly something

  • @Ellicess
    @Ellicess Před 4 lety +875

    The next challenge should be: DougDoug plays Skyrim *without getting off track*

  • @jagostheeternalwaykeeper1247

    10:46 I love how he went back to look at the footage of him going back to look at the footage.

    • @InDemotion
      @InDemotion Před 4 lety +8

      And they sync to say "In my back !"

  • @onionskin246
    @onionskin246 Před 2 lety +11

    i like how when alduin crashes through the wall at 1:41 is timed perfectly with the “OBJECTION!”

  • @mattsopiratoso790
    @mattsopiratoso790 Před 2 lety +60

    Faendal accidentally shot you, when you attacked the golden claw guy and you didn't instantly kill him, after a certain ammount of damage he was targeted as an enemy, Faendal quickly got hold of that sittuation and tried to shoot the guy, but since you 3 were alligned he didn't take into account that you were in the way as such Faendal is at minimum, half innocent.

  • @deadpanjohnny2081
    @deadpanjohnny2081 Před 4 lety +1591

    "I used to be an adventureer, just like you. Then I took an arrow IN MY BACK, BY MY SUS CHEF IM NEVER TRUSTING ANYONE EVER AG-"

  • @Shadyam
    @Shadyam Před 4 lety +432

    "Faendel"
    "Fondrul"
    "Fundip"
    "Foghorn"
    "Fondle"

  • @samsemy6825
    @samsemy6825 Před rokem +7

    The fact he said Lawyer and Parkzer never showed up is the biggest plot twist in this video.
    And I've seen Jack in other older videos, I've just gotten very used to it being Parkzer lmao

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 Před 2 lety +9

    Faendal
    Fendrill
    Fundle
    Fun dude
    Fun dip
    Fendrill x2
    Fog horn
    Fondle x21
    Fondled (used as an adjective, but still)
    Fondle x7
    Fundle
    Fondle x12
    Fondle (written out) x4
    Fondle x9
    Fondle (written out) x2
    Fondle x13
    OnlyFondle (written out) x8
    OnlyFondle
    OnlyFondle (written out)

  • @lynkcrafter8923
    @lynkcrafter8923 Před 3 lety +897

    10:33 "That evidence is circumstantial at best" "There is an ARROW, in my BACK!"

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin Před 2 lety +26

      Well it wasn’t murder under the circumstances, so I guess it was circumstantial for the murder case? I don’t really know how it works

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum Před 4 lety +380

    I want to point out that Doug's girlfriend got a text that said "I'm breaking up with you", but it also mentioned "playing ham ham" and she was so jazzed to play Ham Ham Heartbreak that she just did not care. Her whole situation was just about those tiny hamsters.

    • @TheFlameofIcarus
      @TheFlameofIcarus Před 4 lety +25

      She was probably watching the stream tbf

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 Před 4 lety +12

      Dylan or for all we know she was watching in the shadows behind him

    • @mr.accorn
      @mr.accorn Před 4 lety +13

      To be fair next to both of those statements is utter nonsense. So my assumption is she just assumed what was happening and saw glorious ham ham

  • @djtabor
    @djtabor Před rokem +14

    Thanks for this tutorial! It really helped out a lot. can't wait for there to be speedruns on the category

  • @tickytickytango5634
    @tickytickytango5634 Před 2 lety +14

    The comedic timing at 6:52 is just flawless.

  • @irrelevant7782
    @irrelevant7782 Před 3 lety +4071

    Faendal: *Helps DougDoug with no hesitation*
    DougDoug: *Proceeds to never say his name correctly*

    • @gerretoutdoors3710
      @gerretoutdoors3710 Před 2 lety +278

      Suppressed resentment. I'm begining to see a motive...

    • @bellhop_phantom
      @bellhop_phantom Před 2 lety +73

      @@gerretoutdoors3710 you've cracked the code!

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 Před 2 lety

      @@gerretoutdoors3710 well shit man. It's past manslaughter, and straight into first degree murder

    • @AeyakS
      @AeyakS Před rokem +82

      Something that wasn't considered in the trial was that dougdoug was murdering another man when faendal shot doug. If the defense had used this information convincingly, then it's possible faendal would still be alive.

    • @chrisriley2321
      @chrisriley2321 Před rokem +28

      Faendal? Don't you mean Fun Size?
      Because he's a Wood Elf and Wood Elves are short

  • @redragoon7985
    @redragoon7985 Před 4 lety +341

    Technically the fondle in that timeline never killed him! He never committed a crime because it never happened because Doug died to him and was sent back to his last save. Rest in peace Faendal.

  • @Magrijack
    @Magrijack Před 6 měsíci +5

    I like how Doug knows an actual lawyer, but in other steams keeps calling Parkzer for legal advice

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers Před 5 měsíci

      Parkzer is Parkzer, he's the best lawyer of all time

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 Před 4 měsíci

      Jack may be a lawyer but Parkzer is more than just that. He's Parkzer (and a cop)

  • @josephschumacher6641
    @josephschumacher6641 Před 2 lety +12

    I think the best part of his videos is that it starts off with a good funny idea and it ends up turning into a hilarious mess of voting and community interactions

  • @Smile-uu2yg
    @Smile-uu2yg Před 4 lety +262

    You gotta love how 100% of the chat is crying over his death, Even though 52% of the chat wanted him dead.

  • @Ellicess
    @Ellicess Před 4 lety +695

    9:04 Faendal subbed right after he killed you.
    Just thought I’d point that out.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 Před 4 lety +49

      the court may have to review this evidence and give fondle the death penalty again

    • @B9-s3ns3
      @B9-s3ns3 Před 4 lety +9

      SO FUCKING FUNNY

    • @anakinskywalker1631
      @anakinskywalker1631 Před 4 lety +1

      Thought*

    • @anakinskywalker1631
      @anakinskywalker1631 Před 4 lety

      @CubeCat. What? He made a minor mistake and I pointed it out. Is that wrong or something?

    • @poppyharlow9377
      @poppyharlow9377 Před 4 lety +3

      Anakin Skywalker That is not the Jedi Way, young padawan.

  • @mikecabral2420
    @mikecabral2420 Před rokem +5

    In fondel's defence he was acting in defence of an innocent man you were burning alive, so he was completely innocent.

  • @PinnePon
    @PinnePon Před rokem +15

    Doug calling faendal "fondle" is hilarious

  • @PyroGhouI
    @PyroGhouI Před 2 lety +1858

    Imagine how confusing it would be to enter the stream at faundel's/fondle's execution lol

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Před 4 lety +310

    19:27 “I guess now’s not a good time to tell him that Wood Elves can’t go to Sovngarde...”

    • @jungleinsectspikewall4474
      @jungleinsectspikewall4474 Před 4 lety +9

      F

    • @mifdsam
      @mifdsam Před 4 lety +24

      they can if they're the dragonborn

    • @pinstripe4254
      @pinstripe4254 Před 4 lety +23

      If they are a great warrior they can I'm fairly sure however Faendal didn't fall in battle nor was he a great warrior.

    • @benevolentworldexploder5395
      @benevolentworldexploder5395 Před 4 lety +11

      But I've been there.
      And it sucked.
      Like seriously, super boring.

    • @gokublack8342
      @gokublack8342 Před 4 lety +12

      @@benevolentworldexploder5395 Well except that one dragon flying around stealing peoples souls

  • @nezurrak
    @nezurrak Před 2 lety +6

    This video had everything, a call to action, a love story, a dramatic betrayal/plot twist, a climactic finale, a sad death and a happy ending.

  • @agr0nianTV
    @agr0nianTV Před 2 lety +8

    I've never had this many issues with Fondle he's actually been my pack mule up to level 40. 2 things to note: He is a justice boy so he won't pick up stolen stuff or steal and if you kill someone innocent he will be hostile (which includes this thief for some reason). He is an archery instructor up to 50 so you can pay him take your money back and repeat.
    Awesome vid btw 😁

  • @marioL5632
    @marioL5632 Před 4 lety +516

    Doug: hey guys were beating Skyrim with no damage taken
    Doug 5 minutes later: omg guys faendal is guilty of man slaughter

  • @ragingroadhog6073
    @ragingroadhog6073 Před 4 lety +793

    10:44 the three smart kids in the grade when they get different answers

  • @datsourpickle3939
    @datsourpickle3939 Před rokem +7

    I love how funny twitch chat is it just does it for me, it makes the videos so funny as well as Doug

  • @frostduck9111
    @frostduck9111 Před 2 lety +64

    wait... fondle was trying to shoot arvel and because you were in the way he accidently shot you instead.
    FONDLE IS INNOCENT

    • @famweefood7073
      @famweefood7073 Před rokem +26

      No its the definition of manslaughter (however death is not a correct punishment)

    • @efectovogel8295
      @efectovogel8295 Před rokem +8

      @@famweefood7073 I agree. DougDoug instead should be charged for murder for submitting Faendal to an unfair trial without a judge or a lawyer in the side of the defendant and later “executing” him in a blatant disrespect of Imperial/Skyrim law

    • @MrMonarch212
      @MrMonarch212 Před rokem

      yep

    • @faceoctopus4571
      @faceoctopus4571 Před 2 měsíci

      I like to think that fondle was acting in self defense. His buddy starts burning an innocent person to death, so fondle puts his personal feelings aside and shoots his friend in an attempt to save the innocent person. FONDLE WAS A HERO!

  • @somethingelse1388
    @somethingelse1388 Před 4 lety +585

    10:44
    My last 3 brain cells arguing over how to spell "there"

  • @Chelito0607
    @Chelito0607 Před 4 lety +225

    Loved how we just got to the first dungeon and the other 15 minutes were an absolute fever dream

  • @Jackanaitor250
    @Jackanaitor250 Před 2 lety +2

    Still one of the best videos on the whole of CZcams. Congrats Doug, this is a masterpiece

  • @TTHBLOX_
    @TTHBLOX_ Před rokem +1

    Love how thia went from a simple challenge. To ace arrourney saul goodman dlc

  • @lunatic9735
    @lunatic9735 Před 3 lety +4302

    This guy is so fucking funny and I feel like I'm back on 2014 CZcams

    • @Sam-tx5py
      @Sam-tx5py Před 3 lety +231

      Welcome to Doug Doug, the land of a dysfunctional twitch chat and a mad man willing to do a L O T of things

    • @defaultlogos2976
      @defaultlogos2976 Před 3 lety +15

      Oh buddy, that brings such nostalgia

    • @derpmaster1750
      @derpmaster1750 Před 3 lety +15

      I would give this a like but it's at the funny 420 likes. But know that this comment deserves my like

    • @lunatic9735
      @lunatic9735 Před 3 lety +8

      @@derpmaster1750 🙏respect

    • @iconikbeast5676
      @iconikbeast5676 Před 3 lety +3

      So true bro

  • @tickedoffsquid37
    @tickedoffsquid37 Před 3 lety +1620

    10:43 got me laughing so hard when they all started yelling amongst the clips

    • @neroidius6915
      @neroidius6915 Před 2 lety +46

      When you playing a song in your head and lose track of the lyrics at one point and the song just keeps looping over itself

    • @DanielTheDestroyerXD
      @DanielTheDestroyerXD Před 2 lety +10

      amongst us

    • @mangaprofilepicture5820
      @mangaprofilepicture5820 Před 2 lety

      @@DanielTheDestroyerXD 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳shsssisesussus

    • @DanielTheDestroyerXD
      @DanielTheDestroyerXD Před 2 lety +1

      @@mangaprofilepicture5820 sus

  • @bou7043
    @bou7043 Před 2 lety +8

    the betrayal got me laughing for a nice 5 minutes straight

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp Před 2 lety +2

    10:01
    Fondle (Faendal) "The Lannister's send they're regards..."
    *stabs Doug in the back... with an arrow*

  • @kriadydragon
    @kriadydragon Před 4 lety +153

    Love how this went from a one-health challenge to Law and Order: Skyrim

  • @thecrispyworld4889
    @thecrispyworld4889 Před 3 lety +653

    Fondle had like 5 name changes: Fandle, Fandrel, Fondrel, Fun Due, Fun Dip, Fog Horn, Fundle, Farndel, Fondle. JEEZ!

    • @tomm.4447
      @tomm.4447 Před 3 lety +55

      leave fungus alone already

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 Před 2 lety +24

      Yeah what did bongo do?
      Oh right, murder

    • @thecrispyworld4889
      @thecrispyworld4889 Před 2 lety +17

      @@tankhead2645 and at the end, bongus lost his life by getting screamed off a cliff

    • @TheMinipily
      @TheMinipily Před 2 lety +9

      Spawning cheese.

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 Před 2 lety +7

      Firedrill is innocent in our heart of hearts

  • @timothydunaway7568
    @timothydunaway7568 Před 2 lety +49

    Technically faendle is innocent
    He is legally blind so couldn't see that he shot you
    He meant to kill the person you were attacking and well couldn't see that it was you he shot.

    • @SecondarySuppress
      @SecondarySuppress Před rokem +16

      I'd consider wielding a bow while being a blind man to be acting recklessly. Manslaughter charge still valid.

    • @timothydunaway7568
      @timothydunaway7568 Před 2 měsíci

      @@SecondarySuppress you would be right but everyone loves the idea of the cool blind archer so he thought he'd try it out
      So he could plead ignorance or insanity
      Plus he didn't know how frail Doug was

  • @jesse_385
    @jesse_385 Před rokem +5

    fondle's death had me emotional ngl

  • @kashinimeyo
    @kashinimeyo Před 3 lety +1265

    "if you're watching this tutorial on CZcams-- you're probably not a lawyer" There has to be at least one lawyer in here.

    • @michaelfort143
      @michaelfort143 Před 3 lety +110

      His friend that he called references this video in a later one so presumably he did watch it

    • @justrandomstuff6828
      @justrandomstuff6828 Před 2 lety +75

      I'm attending lawyer college, does that count?

    • @rationalroundhead6739
      @rationalroundhead6739 Před 2 lety +62

      Evidently not.
      Because a real Lawyer would point out that having lawyers amongst your audience members does not contradict the language of the claim! It's stastically unlikely that a randomly selected fan would be a lawyer, ergo "you're probably not a lawyer" is a perfectly legal way to market your claim! And that's why Kat Howard is guilty of manslaughter, may Shor have mercy on your soul.

    • @Zaws21
      @Zaws21 Před 2 lety +2

      Hello

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle Před 2 lety +8

      I'll be a lawyer in two years, if that counts.

  • @Oscaro300
    @Oscaro300 Před 4 lety +244

    "Just have to play the best GTA V of my life right now"

  • @ethandalton6480
    @ethandalton6480 Před 2 lety +3

    When I started watching this video I wasn't expecting to see the real world legal system feature.

  • @simonottosson7294
    @simonottosson7294 Před 2 lety +2

    Why did I almost cry during the funeral

  • @dazeen9591
    @dazeen9591 Před 4 lety +215

    Faendal knew you would lead him to his inevitable death so once the Golden Claw was retrieved, Faendal decided to end your life so he could return the Golden Claw to Camilla Valerius to make her happy.

  • @TheSteve5154
    @TheSteve5154 Před 3 lety +716

    I like how Doug gets pissed when Fondle shot him once but doesn’t bat an eye when he sets Fondle on fire.

  • @TBomb15
    @TBomb15 Před rokem +3

    i love how faendal's name slowly transforms to fondle over the course of the video.

  • @milehighclubber4143
    @milehighclubber4143 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Very clear and strightforward tutorial, i will now go and try this challenge myself

  • @methoril
    @methoril Před 3 lety +158

    "See you in Sovngarde"
    -Khajiit to Bosmer

  • @tomwilkinson1876
    @tomwilkinson1876 Před 4 lety +247

    This is the one time that I'm happy I got clickbaited into watching someone's funeral.

    • @seezy9445
      @seezy9445 Před 3 lety +5

      I'm always happy when that happens

    • @Camothor10
      @Camothor10 Před 3 lety +2

      It isn’t even click bait

  • @thecrusader446
    @thecrusader446 Před 2 lety +1

    how beautiful. a story of adventure, excitement, betrayal, revenge, sorrow and regret.

  • @lyneypie
    @lyneypie Před rokem +4

    every name given to faendal:
    fandal 6:00
    fandril 6:11
    fundil 6:25
    fondue 6:32
    fundip 6:42
    foghorn 7:11
    fondle 7:39

  • @alexandrerafaelblasi753
    @alexandrerafaelblasi753 Před 2 lety +614

    I love how this went from beating skyrim with one hp to solving a legal murder/manslaughter case

  • @gedis8928
    @gedis8928 Před 4 lety +276

    Perfect timing at top left, 9:03 "Faendal took the wheel"

    • @delightfulbanana
      @delightfulbanana Před 4 lety +9

      "Now I am the dragonborn"

    • @shaggydestroyerofworlds2208
      @shaggydestroyerofworlds2208 Před 4 lety +9

      Took the wheel and saved the life of a then unidentified seemingly innocent man being burned at the stake, killing his good friend realizing the monster that doug had become.

    • @gyrozeppeli4862
      @gyrozeppeli4862 Před 4 lety

      @@shaggydestroyerofworlds2208 greetings my Lord

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile Před 2 lety +4

    1:14 got a good chuckle from me. was not expecting that lmao

  • @MrHappyFaceMP
    @MrHappyFaceMP Před 2 lety

    I am always hunting for more content creators and I have no idea how I just found you! You’re so so great!!

  • @Senator_Byrd
    @Senator_Byrd Před 4 lety +865

    When do we get “Which Fallout City Can Survive The Most Deathclaws?”

  • @evany13
    @evany13 Před 4 lety +374

    BUT WHEN YOU HAD TO RELOAD A SAVE FAENDAL KILLING YOU WAS ERASED THEREFORE YOU KILLED AN INNOCENT MAN, YOU KILLED YOUR FRIEND

    • @5ManaAndADream
      @5ManaAndADream Před 4 lety +28

      this is actually true af.

    • @scoutbite4334
      @scoutbite4334 Před 4 lety +4

      .... not really

    • @squiddler7731
      @squiddler7731 Před 4 lety +9

      But he couldn't erase the punishment of turning frostbite spiders into spiderman
      ...actually you know what that's not even a punishment, you're right

  • @olex3061
    @olex3061 Před 8 měsíci +3

    soon, we will see the fight between jack and parkzer!