Twitch Chat and I Invaded a Zoo with Artificial Intelligence

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  • čas přidán 30. 12. 2022
  • The great battle for a zoo.
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  • @dataternater78
    @dataternater78 Před rokem +8480

    If you ever think that something is impossible, just remember that twitch chat managed to create an animal that looks like a female gorilla holding a gun by trying to breed fish and a giraffe/otter hybrid.

    • @Voidio2454
      @Voidio2454 Před rokem +57

      @Correct here is the full clip : of me not giving a fuck
      czcams.com/video/xvFZjo5PgG0/video.html

    • @davidii4452
      @davidii4452 Před rokem +348

      Dont forget: they were both male

    • @dataternater78
      @dataternater78 Před rokem +285

      @@davidii4452 I can’t help that, I have short term memory loss.

    • @DiscountCommander
      @DiscountCommander Před rokem +18

      @@Voidio2454 thanks, I was looking for the clop

    • @theendofthestart8179
      @theendofthestart8179 Před rokem +33

      we did?

  • @lizzyfredrick2363
    @lizzyfredrick2363 Před rokem +4177

    SPOILERS: My favorite part was when the penguins gained sentience somehow and were really confused on the dead gorilla offering and called out chat for making decisions that they thought were funny rather than being rational.

    • @theactualmasterbeef
      @theactualmasterbeef Před rokem +606

      It felt like the AI begging chat and Doug to stop torturing it with these prompts.

    • @deloptin545
      @deloptin545 Před rokem +646

      You say spoilers but that sentence is so incomprehensible that it barely spoils anything

    • @theoriginaldemiurge
      @theoriginaldemiurge Před rokem +157

      @@deloptin545 I know right, if I didn't watch the video I might have thought he just made it up.

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Před rokem +76

      Can't be a spoiler if it's incomprehensible 😏

    • @EpicLaserMage7198
      @EpicLaserMage7198 Před rokem +132

      @@deloptin545 out of context, it makes no sense. In context, it makes no sense.

  • @ghostderazgriz
    @ghostderazgriz Před rokem +5035

    Pretty funny that the AI continues to recognize the lamas have guns but insists they use their tiny wieners for combat purposes.

    • @kianbrusselbach6106
      @kianbrusselbach6106 Před rokem +329

      I mean what are you more afraid of?

    • @Ultrared1901
      @Ultrared1901 Před rokem +332

      reading this before the video confused ne thourougly

    • @tuesday9670
      @tuesday9670 Před rokem +62

      I mean...
      It's not like you can't use them for the same purpose...

    • @LobbeWOW
      @LobbeWOW Před rokem +36

      Maybe the AI was just mocking the llamas by purposely saying small wieners instead of guns.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před rokem +47

      To be fair apperantly the AI considers a tiny wiener to be the most powerful thing ever.

  • @Luma-ht6sg
    @Luma-ht6sg Před rokem +11441

    So chat owns Europe, the USA, and the entirety of space while Doug owns a random zoo?

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Před rokem +620

      No we own the zoo

    • @Prototype_8
      @Prototype_8 Před rokem +999

      Don't forget about heaven and hell

    • @Jdlm-xx7qc
      @Jdlm-xx7qc Před rokem +665

      And don't forget God and Satan with angel saul

    • @crazym8211
      @crazym8211 Před rokem +171

      Those are alternate timelines

    • @Kennedy_E13
      @Kennedy_E13 Před rokem +88

      Weeding through the story will take me years. All thanks to Kennedy btw

  • @Wired_User
    @Wired_User Před rokem +6498

    I think the best part of this video is when that one chatter got legitimately annoyed that Doug couldn’t find pictures of female gorillas and was explaining gorilla sexual dimorphism

    • @jamessurnamepending1239
      @jamessurnamepending1239 Před rokem +645

      i was annoyed too man. its not exactly fucking hard to understand. sagital crest=male
      no sagital crest=female

    • @Rezinax
      @Rezinax Před rokem +729

      @@jamessurnamepending1239 what the fuck is a sagittarius chest?

    • @-Axio-
      @-Axio- Před rokem +457

      @@jamessurnamepending1239 what the hell is a sagging taria chest

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 Před rokem +345

      @@jamessurnamepending1239 what in the diddlydarndy is a San Antario Vest?

    • @caonstepperunner107
      @caonstepperunner107 Před rokem +203

      @@jamessurnamepending1239 what in the blazes is a surly crisp?

  • @ogfuzzy8631
    @ogfuzzy8631 Před rokem +5024

    Imagine the people near parkzer hearing him talk on the phone but having no context

    • @TroysMoviesGaming
      @TroysMoviesGaming Před rokem +58

      lmao

    • @Orillion123456
      @Orillion123456 Před rokem +502

      Parkzer didn't have any context either, so that's fair.

    • @izabellafulop476
      @izabellafulop476 Před rokem +133

      Gay goldfish??????‽???????‽????????????

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Před rokem +99

      @@Orillion123456 imagine others wondering why he looks so confused and concerned at the same time 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +3

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @BearFiorda
    @BearFiorda Před rokem +2172

    Parkzer: *clearly exhausted, confused, and cranky at a random hotel*
    Doug:🐟+🍆🐨…🤔?

  • @pixlv6384
    @pixlv6384 Před rokem +2419

    I love that Parkzer was utterly confused by what Doug was asking, and then is defending chat on why a koala version of himself should be responsible for the birth of fish bears

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 Před rokem +95

      Man parkzer s the best

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Před rokem +94

      What watching a DougDoug stream live does to a mfer

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Před 10 měsíci +77

      Simply entering into the twitch chat enters you into the hive mind

    • @Frogman920
      @Frogman920 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Parkzer actually provided a pretty good point, but Doug was too stupid to understand.

  • @tinkerermelon6599
    @tinkerermelon6599 Před rokem +4755

    The fact no one tried to resurrect Harambe disappoints me immeasurably

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 Před rokem +406

      But at least his legacy lives on with the Very Horny Fish-Sign

    • @BaskervilleLacie
      @BaskervilleLacie Před rokem +358

      directly resurrecting harambe wasn't allowed, not even trying, because it'd be too powerful, basically guaranteeing +2 points if not more at that turn. instead it was decided that if harambe were to come back it had to be a spontaneous AI decision, exactly like what had happened to saul goodman

    • @lincolnehret
      @lincolnehret Před rokem +145

      @@BaskervilleLacieDidn’t saul turn into jesus or something wild like that 💀

    • @Cheapiebeepie
      @Cheapiebeepie Před rokem +13

      Crocs gotta eat

    • @head_snapss7587
      @head_snapss7587 Před rokem +8

      They forgot.

  • @CreepyBEEF
    @CreepyBEEF Před rokem +2601

    "Well, if you want to eat a horse, we have one for you. Only it's a dead gorilla." - The Cult of Chotters 2022

  • @corknaut
    @corknaut Před rokem +2175

    30:05 i seriously can't stop thinking about parkzer's message here. roe being his "fourth favorite sushi dish" is one of the funniest fucking bits of lore i've ever heard a real person drop because 4 is just.. that's such a weird number of favorites to have. having a #1 dish is fine, having a top 3 lineup is fine, but anything past 3 seems to imply he keeps an organized running list of _every single sushi dish_ ranked by personal taste, which is actually 100% consistent with everything we have ever seen parkzer do and say. it just hits that signature parkzer so-normal-it's-bizarre sweet spot in a way that im dubbing 'radical straightman-ism'

    • @wsawbi6402
      @wsawbi6402 Před rokem +99

      To be fair there are a lot of sushi options to try

    • @rushi5638
      @rushi5638 Před rokem +213

      It only seems that way to us because we have smol brain and can only track the top 3. Parkzer is a world famous harvard lawyer cop. He keeps tabs on his top 10.

    • @tentativegazer
      @tentativegazer Před rokem +236

      I absolutely love the idea of a "radical straight man" like the idea of a normal guy in in a weird world except he's so aggressively normal he's actually weird by even our standards is so good and I'm actually angry I haven't seen it yet.

    • @cowking2870
      @cowking2870 Před rokem +31

      Parkzer is truly the best Doug Cinematic Universe character

    • @crazym8211
      @crazym8211 Před rokem +6

      unlike his Coala self

  • @carranz4
    @carranz4 Před rokem +848

    I just love how the AI always kept stating that Doug's team had tiny wieners

    • @xandersoukal
      @xandersoukal Před 4 dny

      just like doug.. they inherit his traits

  • @dapurpleturtle1697
    @dapurpleturtle1697 Před rokem +2435

    I can't believe I got hyped to hear that a goldfish's father was in fact the zoo welcome sign.

  • @mattelelectronics
    @mattelelectronics Před rokem +2629

    i love how we went from literal space wars to The Zoo

    • @ord3r781
      @ord3r781 Před rokem +147

      Next is either going to be a new continent or Doug’s backyard

    • @Pineapplebob1775
      @Pineapplebob1775 Před rokem +24

      Origins of the war between Doug and chat

    • @fx-seso
      @fx-seso Před rokem +28

      I would honestly love fan made maps of different things (planets, countries, cities, etc.) be involve

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +1

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @sergioguzman4550
      @sergioguzman4550 Před rokem

      reject evolution. go back to monkey.

  • @slayerman118
    @slayerman118 Před rokem +280

    Underrated moment in this video has to be the AI giving the Chotters a leader (Wiggly) and three lieutenants (Shiver, Hosepipe, and Zoot)... Only to immediately embrace the "short-term memory loss" trait the next turn, and never mention the Chotter lieutenants for the rest of the game.

    • @dehydrateddarkness3565
      @dehydrateddarkness3565 Před 5 měsíci +44

      I also love how they were named as absurdly as possible. I have trouble coming up with a less coherent set of names than Shiver, Hosepipe and Zoot

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 Před 5 měsíci +24

      the _best_ possible names for otters

  • @TheOfficialPSI
    @TheOfficialPSI Před 6 měsíci +82

    Parkzer is the mvp of this one. My guy was clearly having a bad day during the first call and assumed he was getting a call from Doug, not Douglas Douglas. Gets immediately asked "What if you were a koala breeding a goldfish?" with no explanation.
    2nd call you can hear him dip into character when he answers before talking, even though clearly still frustrated.
    Then he pops in and is completely on board by the time he starts chatting.
    Gets another call, is clearly in a much better mood now after interacting with stream and chat.
    A true bro, and a true bromance.

  • @phillipjohn4800
    @phillipjohn4800 Před rokem +577

    Parkzer really is the main character. No one says things like 'clown fiesta' if they aren't the main character

    • @zachricca4546
      @zachricca4546 Před rokem +85

      His legal argument was legendary

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Před rokem +2

      He’s the childhood best friend z crew is chat at 50% power a crew is 100% and alphabet crew is chat at 9999% power

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Před rokem +5

      ​@@jojogacha974 nah you messed up. z crew and a crew are co main characters, rivals and love interests for each other. DougDoug is the head villian. Alphabet crew is a fusion between a crew and z crew. Number crew is the dark parallel version of alphabet crew, and Doug's pawn

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Před rokem

      @@Blue-fg8vt no most of the time when it’s a crew vs z crew a crew wins meaning a crew is main character at full power and z crew is 50% power and alphabet crew is over 9000% and dougdoug is the main villain who never beats twitch chat

  • @CristataArt
    @CristataArt Před rokem +1902

    God, I can't stop laughing at Parkzer's complete and utter confusion, poor dude 😂😅

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před rokem +215

      22:35 "What would you say to the goldfish?"
      "… WHAT."
      "You heard me."
      He probably wishes he hadn’t.

    • @jorgemtzb9359
      @jorgemtzb9359 Před rokem +137

      "Love you, bye!" "ok bye"

    • @haldalas
      @haldalas Před rokem +186

      Even his intro to the call sounded like some kind of code phrase to confirm he wasn’t being watched: “this hotel is a clown fiesta”

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před rokem

      @@haldalas Or to confirm he was.

    • @cyan3714
      @cyan3714 Před rokem +33

      Otter confusion

  • @zappywolf682
    @zappywolf682 Před 9 měsíci +256

    I love that Parkzer can be doing anything and will immediately drop it because Doug called. Parkzer was so confused so he checked out what was happening and then genuinely started lawyer-ing for the Chotters

  • @EmperorofThings
    @EmperorofThings Před rokem +307

    I love how Butch's response to almost everything is " I'm a gorilla. "

  • @carprincess
    @carprincess Před rokem +4597

    I do enjoy how Parkzer goes along with Doug's crazy antics while he's streaming. He's such a great part of the channel. Congrats to Doug on his victory!

  • @TheSpog
    @TheSpog Před rokem +2575

    The ending is one to behold. Truly a Douglas Douglas moment.

    • @torchiceo158
      @torchiceo158 Před rokem +15

      So who fucking won

    • @buettarrr
      @buettarrr Před rokem

      @@torchiceo158 ur mom

    • @crazygoose5868
      @crazygoose5868 Před rokem +64

      @@torchiceo158 chat cause doug lost all his animals at the end

    • @xenofastiq
      @xenofastiq Před rokem +108

      @@crazygoose5868 The bonus prompt doesn't count though

    • @aboveaphid
      @aboveaphid Před rokem +33

      @@xenofastiq But it showed Doug’s points go to 0 signifying that Chat won

  • @dangerousrobot9692
    @dangerousrobot9692 Před rokem +145

    The irony of the sagittal crest stuff is that, obviously some people in chat dramatized it but they were right that the sagittal crest is a real thing that's part of primatology but like the boy who cried wolf since twich chat makes up so much crap doug didn't believe them. lmao

  • @jackhinkley8133
    @jackhinkley8133 Před rokem +441

    An idea: fighting as grocery products in a mall/grocery store, so like an annoying orange, sentient microwave monks, rabbid furbies, or an army of manniquin popes.
    Doug Doug would obviously be a bell pepper legion.

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před rokem +41

      Then what would Twitch Chat be? The annoying orange?

    • @anthonydavid3348
      @anthonydavid3348 Před rokem +24

      @@mariustan9275 I wholeheartedly stand by this idea

    • @jackhinkley8133
      @jackhinkley8133 Před rokem +8

      @@mariustan9275 yes. 😈🍊

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Před 10 měsíci +9

      @@mariustan9275twitch chat should probably be more something purple but that sounds good too

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před 10 měsíci +6

      @@Door227 I just thought of the most thematically appropriate fruit I could think of.

  • @sponthemon
    @sponthemon Před rokem +3096

    I can't believe that all these years it was actually us that killed Harambe... what have we done?

    • @silvervader9782
      @silvervader9782 Před rokem +242

      Technically, it was Parkzer, which is why he’s in the run

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +14

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @SJ9001
      @SJ9001 Před rokem +153

      @@silvervader9782 A lawyer told me that if one party compels another party to take action and they take that action, then the first party can be held responsible for the consequences, so Chat did it, it checks out.

    • @silvervader9782
      @silvervader9782 Před rokem +21

      Damn those lawyers

    • @rebelfriend5327
      @rebelfriend5327 Před rokem +13

      "I shouted out who killed the Kennedy's? When after all it was you and me"

  • @sennestt
    @sennestt Před rokem +1834

    'Intelligence' is a strong term for this stream

    • @icantdeletethishelpme
      @icantdeletethishelpme Před rokem +33

      @p o p this is a recipe for air fryer potato wedges. dont click on that

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Před rokem +13

      @@icantdeletethishelpme it's a bot don't respond to them

    • @typicalasianguy1805
      @typicalasianguy1805 Před rokem +11

      @@icantdeletethishelpme
      Potato wedges? Sounds like a deal!

    • @miadesynced
      @miadesynced Před rokem +10

      You could even say a *short* term

    • @JimPickensCultist
      @JimPickensCultist Před rokem +3

      Chris Snack and his brothers are more intelligent.

  • @BlueDavrial
    @BlueDavrial Před rokem +168

    Man huge props to Parkzer for fully indulging in the nonsense once he joined in the chat

  • @Jack_is_A_fan
    @Jack_is_A_fan Před rokem +72

    “Parkzer kept on spraying mayo on the hippos” is DEFINITELY the weirdest sentence I’ve heard today 39:49

  • @hasong5248
    @hasong5248 Před rokem +2249

    After conquering the solar system, Doug and Chat had to go even farther than before, on a completely new scale. They set their eyes on conquering a ZOO

    • @antigeofactsforeverfan1961
      @antigeofactsforeverfan1961 Před rokem +5

      @Correct nice one

    • @latif36
      @latif36 Před rokem +8

      But your a bot

    • @antigeofactsforeverfan1961
      @antigeofactsforeverfan1961 Před rokem +6

      @@latif36 everyone is a bot because among us is dead and now stop

    • @swellsauce6115
      @swellsauce6115 Před rokem +5

      @@antigeofactsforeverfan1961 Can I too be a bot?

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 Před rokem +2

      ​@@swellsauce6115 Bots i can handle in 2023...Kooties too. _But the AI are coming to these comment sections on youtube Very soon._ 😐
      We'll have _no shot_ against that sort of fuCCery. 😁
      Our Finest Trolls and highly skilled shtposting wall-writers will get ratiod over and over again by machines...
      They'll be politically weaponized and witty AF.
      And once we begin to realize how many AI are in the comment sections, We'll learn to stop writing here.
      Granted, it's just one possible future...
      but I think we're going to miss these old bots one day.

  • @gracegirl1086
    @gracegirl1086 Před rokem +1645

    Finally! So proud of Doug for finally winning one!
    Also, Doug and Parkzer's conversations all ending with "love you, bye" "ok" is just hilarious.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Před rokem +235

      The AI really hates Doug, even after he won it tried to make him lose anyway lol

    • @rickswordfire4774
      @rickswordfire4774 Před rokem +208

      Doug finally discarded logic and embraced the nonsense. The fish-sign hybrid ended up winning him the game.

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 Před rokem +24

      he lost in the end

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Před rokem +75

      @@rickswordfire4774 I love how the obviously logical things to do end up being not that useful, but the things that actually work are the most nonsensical ridiculous things. It's like the AI is perpetually drunk and horny.

    • @nikolozgilles
      @nikolozgilles Před rokem +16

      SAY IT BAAAAACK

  • @seekay8079
    @seekay8079 Před rokem +154

    the fact that doug just forgets that the cult of chotters has short term memory loss is hilarious

  • @moncalimarimoncalimari8964

    I love how the Dougama Herd coincidentally captures the Welcome Sign on four different occasions.

  • @michaelanderson6394
    @michaelanderson6394 Před rokem +1440

    I love these AI story videos so much. It goes off the rails so much and they make me lose my mind laughing. Thank you so much for making these.

    • @prestontheruler9332
      @prestontheruler9332 Před rokem +2

      @yes NOBODY ASKED

    • @pacevy3798
      @pacevy3798 Před rokem +1

      @Correct Link to the clip : Correct abusing an animal
      czcams.com/video/CVQ_qhyodP4/video.html

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před rokem +9

      This place has more bots than a casual Tf2 server

  • @DerLibertin
    @DerLibertin Před rokem +2939

    DougDoug losing to the Chat must feel like losing Smash Bros to a toddler who is only pressing random buttons

    • @Trooper_ChloeM
      @Trooper_ChloeM Před rokem +210

      No, No.... It's losing to a well organized group who always has a plan.

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 Před rokem +313

      @@Trooper_ChloeM That plan often times involves hitting random buttons and seeing if it works.

    • @Trooper_ChloeM
      @Trooper_ChloeM Před rokem +139

      @@e-tan3911 Pretty Solid plan, it usually works.

    • @DerLibertin
      @DerLibertin Před rokem +37

      @@HerohammerStudios I know but this is also applicable to single rounds.

    • @reallycantthinkofausername487
      @reallycantthinkofausername487 Před rokem +9

      @@Jehty21 not canon

  • @the_fallen_redditor6693
    @the_fallen_redditor6693 Před rokem +91

    The monkeys being disguised as gorillas completely broke me and I just started uncontrollably cackling

  • @erikaz1590
    @erikaz1590 Před rokem +25

    ...you ever wonder if Parkzer will get a client and then they'll just randomly in the middle of consultation, go 'Wait, are you Parkzer, the koala lawyer who tried to mate with a goldfish but couldn't because they were gay?'

  • @CaitlynRobotallian
    @CaitlynRobotallian Před rokem +699

    As a primatology student, the sagittal crest saga was probably one of the funniest things that happened on this channel

    • @appointmenteer
      @appointmenteer Před 11 měsíci +76

      funnily enough it has helped me notice the difference between male and female gorillas. now i will always know about the sagatarus dresses

    • @undefeatableking8745
      @undefeatableking8745 Před 9 měsíci +13

      I need the timestamp of the start of the saggitla crests saga pls

    • @UselessProDuck
      @UselessProDuck Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@undefeatableking8745 20:08

    • @guacre2675
      @guacre2675 Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@appointmenteerYou mean the 2022 Great Sagittarius Mess?

    • @jku9936
      @jku9936 Před 2 měsíci

      Well isn't that just prime.

  • @xenoraptor4714
    @xenoraptor4714 Před rokem +1010

    I have an idea for this to make this fun series even more chaotic: *taking over parts of time with a time machine*

    • @KazoooGod
      @KazoooGod Před rokem +48

      that would be awsome

    • @NigelMelanisticSmith
      @NigelMelanisticSmith Před rokem +13

      That sounds great. It reminds me of that PBS Show Dinosaur Train

    • @hihey229
      @hihey229 Před rokem +33

      I don't think NovelAI would fare well against that

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. Před rokem +34

      Yeah.
      “BREED WITH THE DRAGON FROM THE FUTURE.”

    • @nandesz5756
      @nandesz5756 Před rokem +3

      Please I really want that

  • @Lewd-Tenant_Isan
    @Lewd-Tenant_Isan Před rokem +42

    Missed opportunity from Twitch chat to call themselves the "Otter-man Empire"

  • @Armund_Wolffe
    @Armund_Wolffe Před 3 měsíci +14

    i absolutely adore the little pause between "bye Parkzer, love you!" and "..okay, bye,";
    it seems like it's filled with contemplation, resignation, and acceptance all at once.
    he's a saint for putting up with your antics lmao

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 Před rokem +351

    He went from America, to Europe, then the galaxy. Since it’s harder to get bigger, he is now going smaller. I imagine the next episode will be about dominating a backyard or something of that nature, then a living room, then a carpet, and eventually using ai to see who would win in a Petri dish.

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 Před rokem +24

      It was Europe to America to the Solar System not galaxy.
      Have a good day

    • @Vulpilux
      @Vulpilux Před rokem +6

      ​@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 I WILL! HAPPY NEW YEARS! FREND!

    • @dustinzacharias8227
      @dustinzacharias8227 Před rokem

      @@donutlovingwerewolf8837 oh shut up man you get my point

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před rokem +5

      @@Vulpilux HAPPY NEW YEAR
      Maybe the next one should be Asia. It's pretty big, and ot would be really funny to see all the anime references twotch chat inevitably makes

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD Před rokem +10

      @@mariustan9275
      chat delegating one of the smallest aspects of culture from one of the smallest countries in the largest continent and making it the BIGGEST thing about that continent is a very chat thing to do

  • @achingjack
    @achingjack Před rokem +139

    was wondering where it would go after the solar system. this seems like the natural progression of things yeah

  • @yuki97kira
    @yuki97kira Před rokem +72

    The AI starts with roasting doug..idk why but strangely, it feels in character

    • @gamemultiplier1750
      @gamemultiplier1750 Před rokem +11

      Other people characterized the AI as hating Doug in the previous invasions, and they screwed over Doug in the end, so pretty much in character.

  • @OlOleander
    @OlOleander Před rokem +41

    I just love how quickly and thoroughly chat was willing to play along with the short-term memory loss bit.
    Kudos, chat!

  • @jerbe4r270
    @jerbe4r270 Před rokem +925

    The monkeys using gorilla suits is like a mech

    • @noborge
      @noborge Před rokem +96

      Unfortunately it wasn't really shown, but harambe very nearly got the disguised as gorilla trait
      If it actually happened it would have been hilarious.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +1

      E‎ ‎

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Před rokem +4

      What monkeys?

    • @liamvachon8782
      @liamvachon8782 Před rokem +7

      Gorilla Lagann

    • @GusThePrankster
      @GusThePrankster Před rokem +3

      @@noborge He's disguised as himself

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 Před rokem +361

    I love how they tried to argue that the children belonged to the chat.
    "See I know I ate your babies, but you wouldn't have even HAD these new babies if it weren't for me, so I own them actually."

  • @uckyspindrill4114
    @uckyspindrill4114 Před rokem +29

    Whenever Doug calls Parkzer he is always in the strangest situations

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 Před rokem +24

    Chat's approach of breeding everything is actually genius. With every new species they create, they create a new point that did not exist before. So all they need to do is create more species than there are in the zoo in the first place and win by swarm mentality.

  • @dinodewd4740
    @dinodewd4740 Před rokem +881

    Surprised we didn’t have the hair giraffes try and eat the other hair giraffes since they were cannibals. Or have the crocodiles accidentally combust in front of the pandas who are afraid of red

    • @soriso717
      @soriso717 Před rokem +18

      @Clu Rosencrans He sorta kept the rats after they rebelled, so it’s even

    • @billiamswartz2355
      @billiamswartz2355 Před rokem +29

      I mean, to be fair, we did have short term memory loss

    • @PoorManatee6197
      @PoorManatee6197 Před rokem +15

      @Clu Rosencrans During all this series doug has been giving things to chat that they didnt deserve, he could have win a couple times if he was actually fair with these things.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Před rokem +10

      @@PoorManatee6197 Doug deserves justice, from himself I guess

  • @Zer-Esy
    @Zer-Esy Před rokem +1848

    PLEASE never end this series!!!

    • @dorchcorporation7578
      @dorchcorporation7578 Před rokem +47

      He should do a 2nd version of his first video but with a twist:
      Its 1936

    • @Somedude616
      @Somedude616 Před rokem +15

      One of the best series he ever made

    • @Thomas_H._Smith
      @Thomas_H._Smith Před rokem +23

      I say next he should do invading Disney World where each land is a point.

    • @cjvand3080
      @cjvand3080 Před rokem +2

      Reminds me of Lamas with hats

    • @FateAndFolly
      @FateAndFolly Před rokem +1

      @@Somedude616 not to mention one of the only. Doug mostly does one-off content, but I definitely prefer stuff like this and the 1hp skyrim thing

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Před rokem +40

    I love how he went from invading space to invading a zoo

  • @deceit7741
    @deceit7741 Před rokem +24

    I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years. Please never stop this series.

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 Před rokem +536

    Doug won by exploiting Chat’s weakness, having short term memory loss. Quite the satisfying victory I say. Too bad Doug Doug dropped the W

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Před rokem +7

      He was trying to rig it but parkzer saved us

    • @FunButterfly06
      @FunButterfly06 Před rokem +9

      We had memory loss? I must've forgotten.

  • @noiwontsignyourarmpit5263

    I appreciate that Parkzer started by being confused and uninterested, but eventually came to fight for custody over the fish-bears.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Před rokem +3

      What happened to give you this name. Who asked for this.

    • @rivy-lurk-869
      @rivy-lurk-869 Před rokem +2

      @@robert.7230 None but that is why it is based

  • @eiya2003
    @eiya2003 Před rokem +11

    I've easily watched this 20 times since it came out. Hearing "They are led by an alpaca named Precious, who has a Very small penis" still makes me burst out laughing every single time🤣

  • @lDontExist
    @lDontExist Před rokem +14

    This is the first video of this type I’ve watched and holy crap this was intense. I was genuinely invested in the story.

  • @Legomaster-jv8ll
    @Legomaster-jv8ll Před rokem +303

    Next time: Doug and Chat conquer a playground! Who will control the monkey-bars?

  • @The-official-grindel
    @The-official-grindel Před rokem +689

    Congrats on having Dougdoug Clips officially join the team! That’s really exciting!

  • @somedude8380
    @somedude8380 Před rokem +55

    Doug: I finally won an AI invasion stream!
    Parkzer: Are you sure about that?

  • @duelforce6812
    @duelforce6812 Před rokem +3

    Doug you should do a stream where you are a beekeeper and twitch chat are the bees
    whenever they type in chat three promps can be activated every 5 minutes per person.
    1: Sting; plays some annoying noise but blocks them from chatting for 2 hours
    2: GATHER; collects pollen (a resource)
    3: Breed; costs some pollen (like 100) and unblocks one person from typing
    you can convert 10 pollen to 1 honey
    Your job is to collect above a certain amount of honey, their job is to have above a certain amount of bees and pollen before the stream ends
    pretty much you have to convince chat to not kill off the entire colony before 30 minutes have past so you can steal from them

  • @kocisz4163
    @kocisz4163 Před rokem +298

    Parkzer is like the most straightforward, brutaly honest, polite person on the planet. How is he a real person.

  • @ScorbunGame
    @ScorbunGame Před rokem +1146

    How much of Doug's chaos do you think Parker is used to?

  • @MarsAres
    @MarsAres Před rokem +6

    The AI is always interested in helping its own story. It doesn't matter what Doug types, the next line the AI generates is almost always "But/Unfortunately, that didn't work lol"

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Před měsícem +1

      That's a very frustrating thing about AI. It's just like lucid dreams that aren't actually in full control no matter how much you try to guide the story! Sometimes AI gets stuck in loops or WON'T do something!

  • @ThestickmanEmperor
    @ThestickmanEmperor Před rokem +11

    I like how Doug tries to make sense with his invasion while chat is just like I make my otters into nukes

  • @touch_me.
    @touch_me. Před rokem +388

    you could do a “twitch chat invades the supermarket” where twitch chat takes over different sections/isles of a supermarket, like produce, toys, clothing, pets, etc…
    or perhaps “twitch chat invades the US government” since there are different branches if government, along with multiple divisions of each branch… it could even bring back saul goodman with the divisions of the judicial branch
    so much to invade, such little time
    edit: i liked the twitch chat invades the human body idea

    • @johnnykarma5243
      @johnnykarma5243 Před rokem +2

      Yes

    • @WisperWeasel
      @WisperWeasel Před rokem

      YES

    • @GumitoGumito
      @GumitoGumito Před rokem +15

      The supermarket one is a GREAT idea actually, I hope that one happens

    • @hera5614
      @hera5614 Před rokem +6

      seconding the supermarket idea

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před rokem +7

      @@hera5614Thirding. It’s condensed enough that NovelAI could probably handle it.

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 Před rokem +243

    The crocodile bit was unironically so cohesive it feels like a real person wrote it.
    And that ending... that was an ending for the ages

  • @arthismer2868
    @arthismer2868 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Doug, you should do this with Parkzer being and controlling a third faction.

  • @ShadowRulah
    @ShadowRulah Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Since when is the cult of Chotters above anyone's dignity or honor" is unironically a pretty cold line.

  • @Tykiari
    @Tykiari Před rokem +309

    I half expected the Fish-Sign Hybrid's Trait to be "Dead" so he'd instantly lose it again xD

  • @oldmanjeffrey
    @oldmanjeffrey Před rokem +475

    I actually caught the end of this livestream and let me say, it was exactly as intense as it looked. Congrats Doug.

    • @thisguyisfine1512
      @thisguyisfine1512 Před rokem

      @Not gonna lie , you suck

    • @oldmanjeffrey
      @oldmanjeffrey Před rokem +11

      @Correct that was kind of this whole video though, no? 😂

    • @ezrastewart543
      @ezrastewart543 Před rokem

      @Not gonna lie, Jeffrey, you are extremely awesome, cool and epic!

    • @serpent2776
      @serpent2776 Před rokem

      Doug was kind of dominating for the last couple hours tho

    • @plasma2853
      @plasma2853 Před rokem

      @Not gonna lie , idk how many people are gonna milk this name but have fun

  • @TheItzal11
    @TheItzal11 Před 9 měsíci +11

    Parkzer tried to seduce the goldfish but they refused him claiming they were gay... but they were all pregnant... they were so digusted by the idea they pretended to be gay.

  • @Isaiah-zr3um
    @Isaiah-zr3um Před 27 dny +2

    3:39 not even 4 minutes in and this is already wild💀

  • @segplayz4519
    @segplayz4519 Před rokem +565

    this one was extremely close, but seeing doug win actually win instead of being destroyed by chat's plot armor was crazy
    also the part where Parkzer kept saying "WHY WONT YOU EAT MY BANANAS?!" was extremely funny

  • @unprofesional_tw1820
    @unprofesional_tw1820 Před rokem +28

    I love how parkzer’s legal argument is “I caused the fish to mate, so their my kids” meaning anyone who successfully set 2 people up to dates has a legal right to their children

  • @coockiechannel9054
    @coockiechannel9054 Před rokem +10

    I think Parkzer should be a third player in the next game. Also the next game should be about rival drug cartels.

  • @alexcoleman6199
    @alexcoleman6199 Před rokem +299

    Great video, but I had an extremely difficult time trying to explain what I was laughing so hard at to my mom.

    • @alexbrown8618
      @alexbrown8618 Před rokem +2

      I like your name

    • @bashfulwolfo6499
      @bashfulwolfo6499 Před rokem +1

      I’ve already described what has happened in the previous ones to my mom while they were happening, and I will do it again

    • @Lincolnium_
      @Lincolnium_ Před rokem

      Exactly… lmao

  • @SILVERF0X13
    @SILVERF0X13 Před rokem +416

    Definitely appreciate taking things down in scale. This one was the funniest yet. Wish I had made it to that stream.

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice Před rokem +1

      It was such a weird stream.

    • @SILVERF0X13
      @SILVERF0X13 Před rokem +15

      @@SentinalSlice Weird in general or weird for DougDoug streams? There's a pretty big difference.

    • @Grane1234
      @Grane1234 Před rokem +6

      @@SILVERF0X13 There's a difference?

    • @mcrafter_hi4265
      @mcrafter_hi4265 Před rokem +4

      Weird in general. For DougDoug streams it was pretty normal ;D

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před rokem

      Maybe the next area they take over is Asia. They already did Europe and America the country, so why not the continet next to Europe. I can already see the anime references Twitch chat will inevitably make.

  • @laraschroeder5195
    @laraschroeder5195 Před 2 dny

    I love how the chat goes CRAZY everytime a new character is introduced and they just start saying the name over and over and pog in the chat.

  • @martianmcfly1755
    @martianmcfly1755 Před rokem +6

    I just want to say I haven’t laughed this hard in forever at a CZcams video 😂 I love the Chat vs Doug AI series ❤

  • @spacem80
    @spacem80 Před rokem +270

    I was about to question why not represent the Fish Bears with a picture of that sea bear thing from SpongeBob but then I remembered they look exactly like they hair giraffes.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Před rokem +53

      Suffering from short term memory loss indeed

  • @nerdwithahintoflemon6964
    @nerdwithahintoflemon6964 Před rokem +56

    Doug saying “Love you” to Parkzer and him responding with “Okay” summarizes their relationship pretty well.

  • @CoolDog
    @CoolDog Před rokem +19

    Can I just say that these videos are like masterful this is some of the best comedy content I've ever seen on this website I don't even know how it's possible for something to be this entertaining and hilarious I am f****** blown away by the s***.

  • @annexhion5343
    @annexhion5343 Před rokem +5

    My god, we need more of this. This is perhaps the most entertaining board game I have ever witnessed.

    • @paulrance5445
      @paulrance5445 Před 9 měsíci

      We do, but we probably won’t get any more

  • @CathyDotUK
    @CathyDotUK Před rokem +266

    The ending is just the ai telling doug that he cheated too much and that he was disqualified

  • @NixityNullt
    @NixityNullt Před rokem +25

    4:29
    Elephant: I am an Elephant
    Wiggly: and I took that personally

    • @The-EJ-Factor
      @The-EJ-Factor Před rokem

      I don’t like floor for the mere fact that it is floor 😅

  • @Jack_is_A_fan
    @Jack_is_A_fan Před rokem +2

    22:33 the FBI listening in: What the hell is wrong with people

  • @themdgamers1658
    @themdgamers1658 Před rokem +2

    I've been binge watching your videos and you make my work days go by so fast you and chat sync so well and are so hilarious

  • @Blue-fg8vt
    @Blue-fg8vt Před rokem +487

    I like how Doug said he won't make evrey one a video yet he's made all four so far videos. And that all are Great so far.

    • @asir9129
      @asir9129 Před rokem +4

      he said he won't make every one what a video? i don't follow the streams

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Před rokem +18

      @@asir9129 ai invasion...the subject of the video

    • @megadizzy9320
      @megadizzy9320 Před rokem +31

      I think he mostly means that he’ll only make videos on the ones that have especially good content within them, like this one and all the ones before it
      And if by some unlucky chance he does an AI invasion stream that’s nothing but a 6 hour slog, he won’t do a video on that
      Hopefully that day never comes tbh

    • @lyvectra8442
      @lyvectra8442 Před rokem +7

      @@megadizzy9320 Yeah. He said that he didn't think all of these would become videos, but he said this when he was making the first one (Europe invasion) and wasn't sure if it would be good content or a slog. As it turned out, this became the best content ever, therefore so far all of them have been edited into polished videos.

  • @cupperton
    @cupperton Před rokem +103

    this guy went from invading the solar system to invading less than a square mile

    • @paledrake
      @paledrake Před rokem +7

      It's about the little things in life you know?

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon Před rokem +4

    These videos never fail to devolve into a shitshow of insanity & I love it.

  • @jemassmith474
    @jemassmith474 Před rokem

    best video ive ever seen from doug ... we need more like this .. ive seen it like 8 times now

  • @RoyalFusilier
    @RoyalFusilier Před rokem +296

    I figured things were going to go very Feral with the way Novel AI and a lot of these systems work. Where the text itself extremely strongly influences what comes next; in other words, one mention of genitalia will bring more almost certainly. I'll bet that stuff has an especially strong 'weight' with the AI because there's stories that mention dick, and stories that don't, and the two groups strongly correlate with each other. Still love these AI Invasion streams, some of my favorite content. Every time it proves that VeggieTales had us dialed in more and more, as our entertainment gets more randomly generated by the year.

    • @robertallan8035
      @robertallan8035 Před rokem

      Also I notice that whenever the thing being attempted has “try”, it always results in failure. “Saul goodman tries to blow up the Utah FBI” always ends in “unfortunately, the Utah FBI shoots him before he can get inside.”

    • @ZeroRelevance
      @ZeroRelevance Před rokem +2

      Plus, this absurb premise also meant that all of the responses would be absurd too, which made it even better

    • @anonymous71207
      @anonymous71207 Před rokem +4

      Weedeater

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem

      E‎ ‎

  • @Highersire2
    @Highersire2 Před rokem +322

    And thus, the great Twitch chat and dougdoug war continues.

    • @FreshestCool
      @FreshestCool Před rokem

      @Chad 007 who are you

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 Před rokem

      All because Doug Doug decided to play by the rules that has so often beaten him.

  • @ranchflavouredmountaindew3966

    I love this series so much , please continue it!

  • @drunknpoet
    @drunknpoet Před 11 měsíci +1

    the sign was the best part
    what a comeback and comedy turn, there was even a Maury Povich episode in here. Legendary

  • @MichaelMyers3000
    @MichaelMyers3000 Před rokem +299

    This was one amazing and confusing hour of my life that I needed

  • @mouldydorito2918
    @mouldydorito2918 Před rokem +17

    Parkzers character development from a professional lawyer that regained possession of his fish bear children to a crazed beast desperate for Harambe to touch his bananas is truly heartbreaking.

  • @ASK0320
    @ASK0320 Před rokem +1

    Never stop these. Most entertaining videos on CZcams. This would also make one incredible book

  • @jplayzow
    @jplayzow Před 9 měsíci +1

    What parkzxer was talking about when he said "by proxy" is felony murder - any deaths caused by the comission of the felony regardless of intent to kill or direct action to kill

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 Před rokem +290

    Spoilers:
    The greatest part of this stream was when Parkzer managed to sue for custody of the fishbears. Incredible