Elden Ring, but a random disaster happens every 2 minutes
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- čas přidán 8. 08. 2023
- Malenia is the best, we get along great.
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#dougdoug #eldenring #malenia - Hry
Chat INSTANTLY going fully feral on the horny levels the second they get control of Melina's voice program is both hilarious and completely on-brand.
You mean meletolin
You should see what happened when they got Godricks voice
@@Therandomduck8yeah, Melanin.
@@kestrelynn we don’t talk about that also yay Doug is live
@@The_Sleepiest_SocialistYou talking about Malaria?
i remember joining this stream halfway through and being incredibly confused. the typical dougdoug experience
Exactly
Even with all the context and text on screen, it’s still confusing af lmao. I love when he gets mad at people saying “what’s going on” as though it’s not a valid question😂
syes
WHATS GOING ON????
@@purple3018 He's not talking about what the rules were, he was talking about what Doug, and the chat donation voices.
I love how the *moment* you give chat a character to play, they suddenly become remarkably consistent
It's the Hivemind Principle. Unite the chaos, unleash a hurricane.
@@benjaminoechsli1941it's not a hivemind it's a mindhive
Apes together strong.
@@Pumpkinsmasherok SHE HIVE ON MY MIND UNTIL I HURRICANE?
@@jakenblat2249 im geaving
I find it hilarious how half of chat was making Melina's voice insult Doug and his dating skills, and the other half wanted him in bed
A crew thirsty as fuck.
Some even did both at the same time.
@@ngmonster1017the cost of alphabet crew
They're just into degrading him
Tsundere.
Everytime Doug picked up a new weapon, says it sucks a lot, only to discover it rips ass and he wasn't two-handing the weapon. Truly one of the Elden ring gamers of all time
@Undead_Rising Maybe you could actually fucking contribute to the conversation with that comment instead.
Anyway, yeah, it’s kind of weird that Elden Ring lets you one hand two-handed weapons. Took me a minute to figure out.
@@Sword-jo2lutwo-handing ups your strength by 1.5X or smthn, so it let's you use weapons you normally wouldn't have enough strength to use
@@Sword-jo2lu No weapon is truly a two handed weapon though, two handing just increases strength by 1.5 so you can use weapons that you don't meet the strength requirement for, as well as increasing damage for strength scaling weapons. You can still one hand any weapon if you have the requirements, and one handing allows you to put a weapon in each hand, giving unique dual wield movesets for every weapon type.
Douglas inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
@@namantherockstarwhy is ur forehead so big
This is the first playthrough of Elden Ring I've ever seen. I'm so glad I got the authentic experience
Same
you speld playthrough wrong even after editing the comment. skill issue
@@Jakey726 you spelled “spelled” wrong even after correcting someone for misspelling
@@GrimGriefer5you forgot a period after correcting someone for misspelling.
@@dingo1547Youforgot to capitalize.
I am fully predicting that at any point when Ranni or Melina is on screen, chat is going to become mentally insane
You mean melatonin?
@@csr240 You mean mitochondria?
@@kirbotAre you referring to Megalovania?
"become"?
Bold assumption
@@mr.funkbot7048You mean mesothelioma?
I love that in no time at all Melina's name changes like 10 times in rapid succession.
You mean macaroni?
*malaria
@@sunbirth4795 melatonin*
@@maximilianwonschik1304 mitochondria*
Mesopotamia
This video looks so normal!!! I can't wait to watch doug do normal things!!!
YESS HAPPY!!!
Very normal indeed
Very normal indeed
Very normal indeed
how tf did you manage to watch the video before it came out
The amount of detail on the thumbnail is simply astounding
Nice
👍
👍
Good
Nice
Let us pay homage to all the equipment lost this run o7
5:54 Longsword, Heater Shield, Full set of Vagabond starting armor; Killed by Beastman of Farum Azula
(Lost in the upside-down)
8:15 Halberd; Killed by Erdtree Burial Watchdog
(The most Doug has ever lost on a coin flip)
9:03 Lordsworn's Greatsword; Killed by Erdtree Burial Watchdog, again
(Doug swears that he pressed the roll button)
14:42 Club; Killed by Doug
(Slain by his own death glare after falling off a cliff)
16:54 Spiked Club; Killed by Night's Cavalry
(Or, perhaps he was killed by Melina's jealousy?)
18:01 Flail; Killed by Bloody Finger Nerijus
(Next time try hitting the enemy)
18:38 Erdsteel Dagger; Killed by Bloody Finger Nerijus, again
(Even though his plan was foolproof)
20:59 Bloodhound's Fang, Cloth Trousers; Killed by Kaiden Sellsword(?)
(But at least his drawing of Shrek was a flawless masterpiece)
23:05 Large Club; Cloth Garb; Killed by Troll
(Melina will be pissed that Doug lost her dress)
29:49 Killed by Lion Guardian (no equipment lost as Doug was unarmed and fully nude)
30:45 Olive Garden's Breadsticks; Lost when Doug killed Godrick, the Head Chef
FINAL EQUIPMENT:
Morningstar, Great Turtle Shell, Exile Armor, Page Trousers
(With assistance from Nepheli Loux and a pack of ghost wolves)
“Next time try hitting the enemy”
I’m dead 😂
W commenter
“I can’t even kill a penguin, how am I supposed to get $600?”
Sounds about right for 10 minutes into a DouglasDouglas video
Alternate title: Chat flirts/despises Doug as Maruana for 30 minutes.
you mean Meridia?
Marijuana*
@@pedrov.8087 He wasn't talking about drugs
@@MinistryofPropoganda...
@@MinistryofPropoganda sorry, I meant to say melanoma
Thank you Douglas Douglas. Truly the side character we needed doing the side character work.
Haha funi
Douglas inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go"
~ Oscar Wilde
@@philosophy_bot4171 say holy fuck im coming
The many names of Melina (said out loud):
Melinda: 2:56
Melatonin: 3:13
Melatonin (again): 4:00
Mitochondria: 4:27
Malaria: 4:33
Miranda: 4:41
Mesothelioma: 4:54
Melatonin (once again): 6:43
Macaroni: 6:57
Markiplier: 7:45
Milwaukee: 8:13
Miles per hour: 11:55
Microwave: 13:29
Massachusetts: 13:59
Melina: 17:37
Margarita: 19:35
Manimal 24:35
EDIT: Added more from the lovely people in the replies :D
would like to add
Manimal (?) 24:35
13:29 Microwave
19:35 Margarita
You forgot Billy Mays 5:33
I think the funniest part is that, aside from the sex jokes, chat's Melina is basically her personality in the Elden Ring manga
There's a manga?
@@robert.7230 Yes. Elden Ring: The Road to the Erdtree
Wait what does that mean? Chat was kind of all over the place. Is Melina in the manga super aggressive, extremely crazy or very flirty? Or somehow all three at the same time?
@giantWario if I recall shes really frustrated with the protag just wandering around
@@giantWario It's a joke manga, and Melina is just tired and annoyed with the idiot Tarnished just doing whatever and sucking at fighting.
Giving chat melina so that they can project how hard they're actually crushing on doug is very expected and completely on brand.
I love the semi-consistency of melina. From “this date sucks and you suck.” To “you stole my dress at this laundromat. This date sucks.” To finally “you horde breadsticks from Olive Garden and never let me have any and by the time I try them they are stale.” All while slightly to majorly horny messages the whole time. I think the last thing she says is “goddamnit take me” so that’s nuts 😳
"Take you?"
"T-to Olive Garden, of course! Idiot!"
I love that Melina can actually have an angry tone yelling at Doug
Honestly, more than the actual challenge, the weird saga of Doug and Millenia's turbulent date was the reason I kept watching.
They don't call chat the main character in a DougDoug stream for nothing
*Margarine
*Madara Uchiha
That's Malaria to you
So whenever Melina gets jealous about doug being too attached to his weapons, is the implication that she wants him to use her to beat his enemies to death instead?
Yes
A melee tag team
Obviously
who doesnt lug around his gf lige a cluib
Truly the best DougDoug thumbnail of all time. The amount of detail on it is simply astounding
Hi
Doug was definitely not the main character today. it was melatonin
Mitochondria*
mesothelioma*
Massachusetts
malaria*
Mordenkainen*
Doug's twitch chat is by far the most sophisticated comedians as a collective whole 😂
as a collective whole we typically also share one collective brain cell at one time...until doug calls us out or needs us
That's why they're the main character
@@brandanmentch -after which point our singular, collectively shared brain cell promptly catch fire from overworking itself. 😂
@@Nick-rs5if that’s a feature!
I disagree, Doug's viewers can be VERY funny sometimes, but that's mostly those who donate through TTS.
The chat's jokes are uncreative and unfunny for the most part and it was so full of spam until recently when Doug decided to cultivate a healthier chat.
Doug pretending random disasters only happen in his streams when he sets out for it to happen is hilarious
Douglas inspires me.. My parents said if i get 40K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally
Begging...
That Melina voice-chat was really well programmed, I’m quite impressed!
he didn't show it, but after first starting the bot, the message was overlaping. so he went on a "5 minutes adventure in and out" that lasted 50 minutes of debugging the bot
recommend watching the full vod
@@abbyninjamonkey4509this ended up happening with the peggle stream yesterday
I love how insane the chat gets every time they get a chance to use tts
I like how you think that chat needs TTS to be that insane.
I love how sometimes Mesothelioma is just like the distant mom "You're doing great sweetie" lol
Truly the Jake from State Farm video of all time.
Hey, your icon is that lady from I was born to work in retail
The Jake ever
Watches first 20 seconds
Like a good neighbor (Jake) state farm is there
funny original comment
Wow. Never thought I would see a challenge run where the final boss is Godrick.
True Doug isn’t very good at elden ring
@@generaleyan1676I'm not trying to claim that he's good at Elden Ring (he's just okay), but it's more about being timely than anything else. Look at pretty much all of his other challenges, and he almost always makes the goal something relatively simple so that way he won't spend 30+ hours on a single challenge.
@@OptimalLeisure *Flashback to the 10h GTA driving challenge *
So far I think he's made 3 parts of this challenge. This is only the first part because he is very slow
dougdoug is the type of person to take gimmicks that would make multiple seperate videos for other youtubers and smash em all into one. it becomes chaotic and beautiful
I like how he says "None of you have the right name" as if chat is doing it on accident and anything is going to change
This is proof Doug is either slowly going insane or has already gone insane
bro are you omniscient holy shit
Pretty sure he’s beyond insane by now
@@thirtysevenisticno he's a bot
@@user-gv4mi9cd2y bots dont have intelligent comments. This isn’t the same as any of his other comments
Why are you here? I was expecting kenobi.
Neither horny Melina nor random debuffs can stop the climb. Keep going Doug
A lot of times these challenges are done by people who are just insanely skilled at the game and plan the whole thing out down to the second. So it's really refreshing to see it done by some who is really, really bad at it.
Tbh it's far more entertaining 😂
Mispronunciations of Melina’s name:
2:56 Melinda
3:14 Melatonin
3:59 Melatonin (2)
4:28 Mitochondria
4:33 Malaria
4:42 Miranda
4:54 Mesothelioma
5:33 Billy Mays*
6:44 Melatonin (3)
6:57 Macaroni
7:46 Markiplier
8:13 Milwaukee
9:13 Malina
11:55 Miles per hour
13:29 Microwave
17:37 Melina*
19:35 Margarita
*technically not a mispronounciation
Manimal
I loved it when Mitochondria said "It's Mesopotamian' time" and Meloetta'd all over the place
Bro, best moment of the video
I can't begin to explain what a shitty time I'm having in life right now. I'm a mess. And your videos are getting me through it. Keep doing you. Thank you.
I was once in the same position. I used douglas videos to help me through. Stay strong 💪🏻
@@redeyejedi17 Thanks bud. Its getting better
This is why DougDoug is one of my favorite content creators ever, his videos are always just pure chaos and insanity and it's some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen
hwy are you you suspicious
@@Grayson-tk5hn Because I came up with this profile picture and username on a whim and haven't bothered to change it since lol
@@SuspiciousTemmie i see
"Melatonin here."
"Hey Doug, it's Mitochondria."
"Hi Doug, Malaria here."
"Miranda here."
"Brave Tarnished, it is I, Mesothelioma."
"Hi DougDoug, Macaroni here."
"Hi Doug, it's me, Markiplier."
"Hello Doug, Microwave here."
"Hey Doug, Massachusetts here."
"Margarita here."
The best way to experience a DouglasDouglas stream is to join halfway through. And then rewatch the VOD.
In my canon, Doug's chat consists of high ranking, high money earning CEO's, Directors, Bosses etc that after a hard day at work they come home, put on their comfy pants, turn on their computers and with utter delight join his stream, just to spend some money to meme on Doug and others. That's the only reasonable explanation to why he has so much donations.
Poor Melisa. She had her own voice possessed and controlled by a hive mind of deranged horny psychopaths and could only watch in horror as they used it to ruin her relationship with her friend DoughDog.
Whenever Maryland swears it’s with such vitriol that it makes me jump.
These disasters must be the machinations of High Demon Elgrim, no other possible explanation
I'm loving these longer length DougDoug videos
I freaking love DougDoug man. You know you're going to have a great time just by watching the first 24 seconds.
Love how megapithicus switches between abusive and horny
You mean mitochondria?
@@synphilia4776 I think you mean megalodon
I think you meant Megalograptus
You mean Mcdonalds?
I am convinced that Doug has the best twitch chat. Funny and consistent to whatever theme that is present. It's always a damn meme and it just works.
If anyone from Twitch ever sees this, I know there is a rivalry between our two nations, but I hope we can take a moment and realize each other's good. We will break bread one day, together, on the steps of eternity.
This video is essentially a love triangle between Doug, Melina, and clubs at an Olive Garden
I love how Doug leans whenever Cat Jam appears, as if he'll be able to see round it
Chat coming up with different M-starting names for their text-to-speech was the highlight of the stream for me.
I was hoping for a random two meteors. With all the M names I was expecting Madara to appear at some point, but, guess Kabuto Yakushi was lazy.
I don't think I should admit that I'd pick up streaming if it means there'd be a possibility of people paying money to have a woman yell at me
Don't do it anywhere outside of this channel, for sure. Doug's leading by example, you're among your people here. ;P
Doug's videos have become infinitely funnier when he allowed them to text to speech as characters
Dude Dougdoug's vids have all been fucking BANGERS lately frfr.
10:18 "Penguin" huh? Sure, Doug, sure it is...
My favorite part of this is how “Melatonin’s” name kept changing and getting more and more ridiculous! LMAO
I gotta admit all the names chat came up with was half the fun!
I'm amazed at how consistently chat made Melina speak over Dougdoug while he's panicking about something.
I love how everywhere the videos are like: "I'm self-imposing this very hard challenge and will try to beat the game". And then I learn about this channel and it's all like: " I modified the game to be so fucking impossible that if I beat the first boss it's challenge won"
I just love Doug's chat so much. I don't know how he's cultivated a Twitch audience that manages to be consistently funny (even if some... CZcams editing magic does help them out), but he has, and it's glorious.
i love that dougdoug streams are not at all friendly to viewers tuning in after the first 30 mins or so but he's still become a very very successful streamer. never change doug (unless you want to ❤️)
Unless WE want to
I love how chat always makes having a voice so hilarious
Megalovania talking about doug eating breadsticks on their date is the twitch chat chaos i know
6:57
Doug: *gets called DongDong*
Also Doug: hehe macaroni
Can’t wait to watch this video with a normal brightness
Accidentally just turned it up full volume at 11:00 pm when I am supposed to be asleep 💀worst part is it blasted while malaria was talking
I love how dougdoug has mastered the art of chat interactivity a long time ago
I died at the "subverting the name joke" joke lol
"The Elden Ring was shattered..." _splitting into four quadrants_
Please tell me the parallel was completely coincidental. 😂
The great maiden Melanoma really carried this stream
"Doug, you well endowed bastard"- is such a fast mix of emotions
Every DougDoug video really is a banger.
I like to imagine DougDoug was actually at an olive garden having a schizophrenic meltdown thinking he was in some fantasy RPG game going around slaughtering people while Mozzarella, rather than stopping him or calling the police, just berates him and threatens to divorce him if he doesn't marry her.
My motion sickness loved this video! Great video Douglas Douglas!
"lobotomy survivor as a champion" made me lose it
In his hubris, he lost what he loved most, those perfectly baked unlimited breadsticks
Melina bit is SO fucking funny
You mean melatonin?
Doug is an absolute legend
This was such a good video to watch. Love these challenge vids
This was one of the most chaotic and entertaining play throughs I’ve seen. This must continue.
Was expecting the Melina chat to say "CHEEESE GROMIT" at one point, rly sounded like Wallace sometimes
You mean the mitollaellalinablina chat
I love that chat makes every bit a long running one it makes it so much funnier. Every variation of Malenia's name was gold.
4:42 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE MASS EFFECT REFERENCE OH MY GOD
I like that the more programming tricks Doug teaches himself, the content gets fresher and more hilarious.
The jump over the hammer at 28:07 and the mid-air bleed pop to finish off Godrick at 30:46 were both genuinely hype
I love how that random dude in chat told you to strip naked and use a club to win, and when you did, you won.
just discovered these, I LOVE IT KEEP EM coming
Doug never disappoints
Also I believe Melina should become a permanent staple of the streams TTS it makes everything so much funnier
This is my first time watching an Elden Ring playthrough. I feel confident that I could play this game myself and not have anything ruined for me.
YES!! I've been waiting for this.
Ive watched the Vods like 5 times
Glad this is my first exposure to the game
Doug just keeps making these challenges harder for himself
Take a shot everytime DougDoug says rip ass.
Chat is unreasonably funny. GG chat!
would absoluty love to see a part 2!
The choice of music in this video is amazing. Xenoblade, Astral Chain and Fire emblem music made the fights even better to watch.
Truly a good day when doug uploads
I love Doug's chat. They have some real fun humor instead of obnoxious spamming sounds. Good stuff.
Hey doug! This was pretty good, keep it up!