Ford Announces the Model T - Breaking News Ep. 1
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I feel like I'm watching the news where the reporters have short-term amnesia and im loving every second of this
No, just crippling ADHD
@@buckmoonmedia5113Both. And also Parker is a plant and needs a gallon of water every ten minutes.
watch the onion. its similar.
Parkzer saying "Do you know Family Feud?" *seconds* after sidetracking the entire stream for 2 minutes talking about family feud made me die laughing
Also it's really funny Doug suddenly cut when he said "We can cut this on youtube" but I'm also devastated because easily the best part of that stream was Doug spending like 2 minutes trying to find where he said alligator and Parkzer dying laughing for some reason
I’m actually kinda worried because wtf?
@@YoTerrako don't be, it's either acting or not that big of a deal
@@YoTerrakoput down the screen for a bit Peter
"Is that Bob Marley?"
5% debating over the article
10% actual journalism
35% Parkzer drinking from a gallon of water
50% arguing over the background
20% Parkzer tangents
@@techno1561for a total of 120℅.
Sounds about right
100% Family Feud discussion
WHY DOES HE DRINK SO MUCH WATER ITS HYSTERICAL
@@javigd96 Water park[zer]
I love how Parkzer’s character arc is he evolving from a more serious man that contrasted with DougDoug’s chaotic behavior to him becoming as chaotic as Doug and they can barely keep track of each other
SO TRUE
the bit was never the same after the judicial branch incident. (you can't lie about being a lawyer 😢)
it's also hard with the satellite delay on the news van.
It's completely unintentional, Douglas Douglas has applied his anomalous properties to him
Its like a new jerma and star type deal, one has the guise of being chaotic but is actually fairly lawful, and the other has the guise of being lawful, while really being chaotic
"I am sitting in a chair." Truly a compelling story. Thank you, Reportzer.
its why hes our top reporter
…in Miami
@@LostToaster*the world
Fake story, he fell out off the chair
@@chemistrylad then fell down of the stair
parkzer completely ignoring the show in order to go off on his own little tangents while doug tries to bring him back has the energy of trying to walk a really excited puppy who just wants to go down every single street
Big Doug and Chat energy
parkzer puppyboy arc
@@TurbopropPuppy ILLEGAL SENTENCE.
As a brazillian, i can affirm that the prime minister is dead. It was shocking, because brazil doesn't use a parliamentary sistem
wow the assassination changed the whole political system there, thats crazy
RIP our nonexistent prime minister
Truly a sad story, may our nonexistent prime minister rest in peace after being assasinated even before he could exist
@@4thalt he will always be in our hearts
not since the assassination
Doug reading the headline as serious as possible, then slowly fading into Parkzer drinking water in a field is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time
21:50
Parkzer not quite knowing where he is and then correcting Doug on where he is might be the most hysterical thing ever
"oh wait, that reminds me-"
Doug and Parkzer have the funniest dynamic
Not anymore, you're welcome
Every interaction between Doug and Parkzer is the most hysterical thing ever
Doug and Parkzer should star in a buddy cop movie as themselves
The best part is when parkzer explains what the Florida man meme is as if hes just heard about it and thinks its some unknown new thing lmfao
It sounded like he was under the impression only people in law enforcement in Florida knows about this lol
He's so real for that, I do it all the time. I love dispensing new cool facts and information I've just found out
@@Ironpecker me too ☺️
Update: Parkzer has never shot a boar
Update: he shot a boar
Update: Parkzer has hunted down and *MURDERED* every single boar on Earth.
Update: Parkzer plans on *murdering other things* other than boars.
Update: Parkzer has *killed* his ‘first’ *human.*
@@ZerglingLover That's definitely not his first.
I love Parkzer's new take on the "Yes, and..." style of improv: "No. Why?"
I didn’t know that parkzer could teleport around the world so quickly
Thats what makes him a great field reporter
Why do you think he travelled around so much?
He is scp
I did
Teleportation is but one of his meager powers puny mortal.😊
If only Parkzer had a sleek and stylish mug to fit that gallon of water into
exactly he’s missing out
that gallon plus 31 more
Dare we even ask... a mugmug?
DOUGDOUG MUGMUG!!!
> "Breaking News"
> *FUCKING AUGUST*
yo you should go on royal road and search Lv.1 Lich. Trust me.
no it's not from August 2023 it's actually from August this year. the news are yet to be broken actually
@@thebluehat6814 they're just telling us their plans
@@inanis9801 Guess Doug and Parkzer are part of the Illuminati...
You know that would actually explain a lot about how the world has been going lately...
It could be that the stream is from a few days ago, cause at 12:21 you can read the RubberRoss Challenge descriptor.
But to be honest with the posting schedule that dougdoug has anything is possible
Parkzer slowly took over the stream, it started with Doug making Parkzer confused and ended with him having to beg Parkzer to stop drinking water, imitating animals and swimming on camera instead of reading the news story
This is literally ADHD simulator featuring Parkzer. Incredible content, can't wait for episode 2
Are we sure Parkzer doesn't have some sort of weird dementia where he's compelled to drink a shit ton of water and quickly forgets what he wanted to say?
It's the water that makes you forgor
@@Nevadaa45product of the beach that makes you old
hes washing his brain
@@Nevadaa45 Half-Life 2 reference
"why are people spamming the word bean" famous last words
I like imagining doug sitting there grinning with his hand over the "end stream" button
This was main channel content
This is the true main channel
dougdougdougdoug exists though
Welcome to episode 26 on "How on earth is Parkzer not driven insane by this guy yet".
My theory is that Parkzer is equally as odd and insane as Doug, but in different ways, so he seems normal in comparison to Doug, who is really loud about his crazy ideas
This time the roles are reversed, Parkzer is the human manifestation of ADHD while Doug has absolutely no idea what he is talking about 😂
Honestly, in this video it almost feels like Doug is the sane one
It's hard to tell sometimes but it seems like he really actually enjoys the shenanigans lol
@@noodlelynoodle. I imagine so.
Parkzer's absolute refusal to improv and go with the bit is honestly commendable
"Why am I 20,000 ft above Miami"... never has a reporter asked such hard-hitting questions.
Producer's proudest moment has gotta be tricking Parkzer into tripping in his chair by moving the boar further and further each time he adjusted. Absolutely amazing work.
This stream was a hot mess and I loved everything about it.
It was truly the happiest moments of confusion and water drinking that has ever happened.
it was a great stream
Lmao. I love how the very first message in that bottom section is "The prime minister of Brazil has been assassinated".
I wish
@@LuanGamesBr
You mean, the president? Brazil doesn't have a prime minister 😅
@@CommentPositionInformerThen why is it in the news?! DougDougNewsNetwork would never spread misinformation. Ignore that a bunch of these stories are AI generated, Parkzer says they *Could* have happened so they're valid.
@@CommentPositionInformer Not anymore
@@CommentPositionInformer well yeah he was assassinated that's why
This might be the most out there, wild and chaotic dougdoug video I've seen so far. It feels like someone told Parkzer his goal was to get off-track and onto side stories and derailments as much as possible. Honestly. this just felt like unmedicated ADHD and a huge sleep debt but still toooo energetic.
Multiple minutes of arguing only for Doug to suddenly mention I Love Lucy at 41:30 and Parkzer getting wide-eyed excited is just great comedy.
haha he got so excited
Me when I break the news
I can relate
Can't like it already got 69 likes sorry
yeah noticed that too
me when the news broke
me when i fix the news
BTW the reason why Florida Man is a meme is bc Florida has looser regulations on reporting such activities - your very own state or country has him too. They just don't talk about it.
Also, bat, cat, dog, cow, elk, owl, ant, rat, ewe, emu, ram
crocodile
Parkzer going on random topics and tangents is so funny because he's actually genuine and definitely forgets the main topic and not a bit lol
This was incredible, I hope that 'Ep. 1' means there's more of these to come, this was a delight
8:58 that is a very common thing. Orangutans are known for treating wounds with medicinal herbs (and therefore it's not the first time ever and the news are misleading), and their sagittal crests.
That’s a deep cut
They treat each other with their sagittal crests?
Of course it’s real. It’s boring after all
@@darkace98 no, just their sagittal crests.
@@supersillystuffs They treat their sagittal crests with their sagittal crests? Fascinating...
this is what i imagine a normal conversation between them looks like
This is about 1 hour and 15 minutes of just mental whiplash and I love every second. I have never been so mentally overstimulated ever!
What happened to the other 4 seconds
Parkzer is a big supporter of "No, and"
17:15 Guys its not pre-recorded I'm sorry
E
Whoever was doing the headlines needs a raise 😂
we forgive you devcmbgd
It seems like it is tho how would you know
How was it actually done though? Still confused
I have to say that this is one of the most unique videos I’ve seen from DougDoug, but I won’t say it’s bad. It’s one of the best I’ve seen in a while actually
You are confused, this isn't dougdoug. It's Dougdougdoug.
@@spinshade Still the same guy.
@@Yozo_officialYou’re thinking of Parkzer
@@Yozo_officialwrong they are two separate beings.
@@Bruh-zu9dmAh yeah, sorry. My bad.
Watching this live was one of the most entertaining fever dreams I’ve ever experienced. The sheer chaos of it all is amazing
Parkzer cutting to a random tangent instead of delivering the news and driving Doug insane with it kills me every single time; he delivers his stories with such genuine enthusiasm that I can’t even tell if he’s trolling lmao
When he said "wait what is family feud" after bringing it up made me realise he's trolling, but he's so good at convincing you he's genuinely confused
hes getting his revenge for doug driving him insane
The most emotion I've ever seen Parkzer show is when he's talking about Family Feud
Also Parkzer lighting up when Doug offhand joked about Parkzer watching I Love Lucy
this is probably the funniest video ive watched this year. the chemistry (or lack of, i cant even tell) between these two is so hilarious
The chemistry is so low it loops back to being perfect
also the news headline guy is funny
We've finally done it -- We've recreated NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me on Twitch
Complete with figuring out whether the news is real or not
now with 70% more miami
I am halfway through and this is an absolute fever dream.
I love it
"the prime minister of brazil has been assassinated" there isn't even a PM in Brazil lmaooo
Yeah, cause they were assassinated.
Well yeah, didnt you hear? The prime minester was assisinated, obviously they wont get a new one immediately 🙄
yeah not anymore
next you'll tell us missouri doesn't have a king
not anymore
The best part about the Family fued clip Parkzer is talking about, is that when asking for a 3 letter animal: The first guy said "Frog" and they thought "Well it can't get any worse than that", then the next guy said the infamous "Alligator"
Rumor has it that Doug is still trying to find out if the alligator story was real or not.
Dougdoug: *Says something absurd*
Parkzer: "That is factually incorrect."
Parkzer is so talented, he's a lawyer, a cop and a professional newscaster, how does he do it.
Meth.
parkzer is not a lawyer or a cop, these jokes have caused problems in his personal life and he has asked that we stop calling him a lawyer or a cop
meow
@@snugget7601that's something an undercover cop would say.
And a hacker
this is (somehow) the most disastrous Dougdoug video (said lovingly). Parkzer is on a completely different plane from Doug they arent on the same page once this entire video its so funny
I feel like Doug just wanted to say “breaking news! We have parkzer in the fields, reporting!”
Parkzer and Doug is an incredible combo. I really like Parkzer but Doug's zany energy really synergizes/contrasts Parker's energy. It's wonderful
Parkzer's fursona is canonically a boar now
that's a rare choice!
benjamin franklin*
Marking that down on my Parkzer facts sheet.
Parkzer really is the master of "No, And" improv.
1:14:59 that genuinely felt like a slap in the face. the timing is so absolutely perfect
That Florida man cannot break my running-nude-with-boars world record! No matter how Hard he tries!
"This actually reminds me-"
"No, no no no-"
This feels like an Eric Andre bit
The cut to parkzer eating while upside down was literally perfect.
Genuinely, Parkzer is either a god tier troll or an enigma
DougDoug keeps suprising me first 2d platformers then tournament organiser than challenge participater and now hes *SMASHING* that Suculent news
I was here on cod France France
no way he fell from his chair 😭😭
38:50 The fact that he says hello to any and everything is not talked about enough
I have never laughed so hard at Parkzer than this video. He is a genius at unintended comedy.
STOP DRINKING WATER
Thank you for keeping us informed. Doug
News Reporter KILLS CO-WORKER by DENYING them WATER for 3 DAYS
this is one of the best thing doug has made this year idk why is not on the main channel
My Dad: watch the news your an adult
Me: fine
Me proceeding to watch Doug news
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS A REGULAR SHOW SERIES
Oh my god breaking news… WITH DOUG DOUG AND PARKZER!?
E
"Hello, I'm 50?"
I love that “ep 1” is in the title, implying that there will be more breaking news in the future
B sharp ew
Seeing Parkzer turn into a dementia short term memory loss riddled individual was not on my 2024 bingo card. But man I’m here for it 😂
Parkzer not believing Snettisham is a real place is great, but what’s even better is I instantly new that article was real. Not because I’d seen it before or anything, but because it just reeks of Norfolk.
I’ve never been this early to Doug Doug content it having Parkzer also just makes this so much better.
Coming from Texas, yes, there is a boar issue. I know when I’d be in an area where one was, you need to be wary.
I see a lot of road killed boar as well, where I live in Texas
Do they tend to have Parkzer's face?
IDK who the Producer/News Line was, but they killed it.
Parkzer's water bit is generational.
please truly let this be episode 1 of many.
30 minutes in and this is my favorite DougDoug video ever, this is an actual fucking dumpster fire and I love it
"Do you even watch Family Feud?" - Parkzer (1669)
I don't think i've ever seen Parkzer so unhinged
My adhd braincells trying to interact with my autism braincells
Read this as breaking bad, was disappointed when I saw it was the wrong bald man
"Wait, the producer is going to the bathroom"
"No that's just the news line"
"Oh. The news line is goi-"
Absolutely killed me.
"Why is people spamming the word Bean?"
THATS MY TOP FIELD REPORTER!!!
Thank you Doug, for your professionalism, when it comes to the news. It is heartbreaking to see th rest of America being deceived by the mainstream providers.
This show killed me man, the chaos, dementia, tangents are so fucking funny that its literally illegal that it is not a main channel video.
this is hilarious; i now require all news to be brought to my attention by a bald news host and his uncooperative reporter who both have crippling adhd paired with short-term memory loss
Parkzer's massive water jug was already hilarious but every reappearance got funnier and funnier. I have never laughed so hard at a youtube video
OH THANK FUCK SOMEONE ELSE THAT EATS CHEETOS WITH CHOPSTICKS. I feel validated lmao
All the cuts to Parkzer chugging water like he was stuck in a desert for weeks had me dying
Finally, an unbiased breaking news outlet in the field that I can trust.
I don’t know what’s better the dynamic between Doug and Parkzer or the unhinged breaking news subtitles scrolling across the bottom of the screen
take a shot every time parkzer says "that reminds me"
In West Hollywood, California, the only newsteam that doe-
wait...
I appear to be in the wrong comments section.
Before the stream started and I just saw the title, I was really hoping it was a Dropout crossover.
@@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911 I need this to happen even though it would make no sense
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT I was so confused when I first saw it lmao
It's from West Hollywood, califonia, the only news team that doesn't...
And tonights looser is Grant. He wasn't even in this video
parkzer laughing so fucking hard at alligator is so funny
I think this is the funniest thing I've seen from DougDoug
Hey food news got rebranded
BREAKING NEWS: Parkzers bladder has broken from holding more water than all of the disappointed tears your mother has cried
“Is parkzer trolling or just being himself?” Is my favorite game
I was crying laughing, Doug and Parkzer are truly the ultimate comedy duo
field reporter mauled by boar. 8:06
I love how whenever doug says something that's clearly ridiculous, Parkzer has this _compulsion_ to correct him.
"Parkzer is currently getting surgury."
"I am not getting surgury!"