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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2022
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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  Před rokem +22306

    this is a new series we're calling "A.I. Invasion", I absolutely love it, new episode next week invading the USA

    • @beansterW
      @beansterW Před rokem +436

      next up :invading mars edit: I am off to predict what will happen in 2374

    • @d.cmorgan7276
      @d.cmorgan7276 Před rokem +786

      Honestly one of if not the funniest video I've seen in years, well done man

    • @GonBeGreat
      @GonBeGreat Před rokem +27

      Cool

    • @GonBeGreat
      @GonBeGreat Před rokem +89

      We deserve to be invaded, DougDoug for president.

    • @frozencascade
      @frozencascade Před rokem +50

      This is a great series!

  • @abyschaaf6985
    @abyschaaf6985 Před rokem +5620

    The fact that chat flawlessly executed a rescue of their God Emperor from hell, while Doug randomly was unable to ally with the Netherlands because the king was gay has me dying

    • @mrbloxer5364
      @mrbloxer5364 Před rokem +483

      The chat literally dominated the game lol

    • @danieldavid3766
      @danieldavid3766 Před rokem +226

      This is a great quote to use out of context

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 Před rokem +16

      *LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

    • @absurddive
      @absurddive Před rokem +184

      Dougtopian Empire: WE HAVE A LIST OF EVERY SINGLE EUROPEAN LEADER AND THEIR WEAKNESS! WE BEG YOU JOIN US AND TAKE THE ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR OURSELVES! Interested?
      Netherland's leader: he he he. *I'M GAY~*

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Před rokem +74

      @@absurddive chatopia: yo god emporor
      God emporor: yo *joins chatopia*

  • @whitemountain_
    @whitemountain_ Před rokem +14902

    I love the fact that every single one of Chatistan's popes cannot physically help it but to run into the fucking woods at the smallest hint of danger

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před rokem +1116

      And that piano sound effect killed me.

    • @agayelephant
      @agayelephant Před rokem +642

      I mean, does the Pope shit in the woods?

    • @Kamirasu
      @Kamirasu Před rokem +652

      @@agayelephant where the holiness does his business, is his business

    • @TemplarWarden
      @TemplarWarden Před rokem +353

      Considering where the Empire of Chatistan ends up, not a bad idea.

    • @theocooper9047
      @theocooper9047 Před rokem +213

      popes are like deer

  • @worstspytf2824
    @worstspytf2824 Před rokem +1206

    Chat: "Seduce Luxenberg"
    Doug: "No, it has to make some logical sense"
    *3 videos later*
    Chat: Tries to seduce the zoo's welcome sign

    • @dragonic4239
      @dragonic4239 Před 9 měsíci +25

      I see no problem with this

    • @johnoh.5906
      @johnoh.5906 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Must’ve meant logistical sense

    • @dazcar2203
      @dazcar2203 Před 8 měsíci +16

      the only issue was that he'd just invaded luxembourg, otherwise it'd be fine

    • @landlighterfirestar5550
      @landlighterfirestar5550 Před 7 měsíci +3

      As long as it's consistent, who cares what the rules are!

  • @leaf_up
    @leaf_up Před rokem +2651

    That means that hell can now compete in Eurovision

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 Před rokem +272

      Having seen eurovision many times, I'm not convinced that they weren't competing already.

    • @dorchcorporation7578
      @dorchcorporation7578 Před rokem +93

      I mean, if australia can in real life, then I guess hell can too

    • @Exayevie
      @Exayevie Před rokem +27

      Insert "always has been" meme here 🤣

    • @frankfranksen7467
      @frankfranksen7467 Před rokem +57

      France is already in though?

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 Před rokem +40

      what do you mean? the british have always been part of eurovision????? 🤨🤨🤨

  • @Latska
    @Latska Před rokem +6932

    Twitch chat starting in Vatican City and ending with marrying Satan is such a classic Twitch chat move.

    • @lootjunior
      @lootjunior Před rokem +387

      True didn't even notice that one. It truly was as if the AI became sentient to perfectly represent twitch chat

    • @joeisdude
      @joeisdude Před rokem +208

      This is why twitch chat is the main character

    • @SnuggsMcDuff
      @SnuggsMcDuff Před rokem

      The diplomatic equivalent of setting yourself on fire in the bathroom

    • @telph3223
      @telph3223 Před rokem +118

      There is still a resistance movement of the pope and her army of rouge girlboss warriors. I saw this battle is far from over even if dougtopia is out of the fight.

    • @mal0gen
      @mal0gen Před rokem +2

      @our hero ok

  • @Super_Pizzaman5
    @Super_Pizzaman5 Před rokem +7789

    I think its hilarious it was easier to release a god emperor from hell then convince the pope to come out of the forest

    • @guacamole8683
      @guacamole8683 Před rokem +544

      Out of all the hilarious stuff here, this is the one thing that made me laugh the hardest. That is such a good observation, Jesus Christ..

    • @abd_h5121
      @abd_h5121 Před rokem +49

      LMFAO

    • @modulusshift
      @modulusshift Před rokem +262

      I think we finally have the answer to "does the Pope shit in the woods"

    • @guacamole8683
      @guacamole8683 Před rokem +152

      @@modulusshift He.. no wait, *she* sure does

    • @paralixis4500
      @paralixis4500 Před rokem +145

      How the fuck did this became warhammer for a moment, with chat having a god emperor, and a all woman army (adepta sororitas, or sisters of battle)

  • @wesbrown18
    @wesbrown18 Před 8 měsíci +346

    NovelAI dev here: There's a much better model than Clio, Kayra. Thanks for using us!

  • @janajanuar
    @janajanuar Před rokem +495

    I love how strong Luxembourg was in this. In reality a single person with a pitchfork could probably take over Luxembourg if they really wanted to

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Před 11 měsíci +113

      Fun fact: In WW2 Luxembourg resisted the Nazi invasion for longer than Denmark.

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 Před 8 měsíci +93

      That's where you're wrong. The god emperor of Luxembourg has two pitchforks.

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit Před 6 měsíci +10

      ​@@plasmakitten4261team Luxembourg forever

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@spidey1100Mein-Got!

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng Před rokem +8116

    the fact that dougtopia managed to invent battle bears and then lose them in a singular turn to their own allies, no less, while chatistan was just given a giant fire-breathing god emperor completely unprompted...........are we sure twitch chat isn't secretly controlling this ai

    • @zedmercury2605
      @zedmercury2605 Před rokem +673

      RIGGED?

    • @namelessworm1879
      @namelessworm1879 Před rokem +380

      @@zedmercury2605 No, it was just planned from the start

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger Před rokem +328

      @@namelessworm1879 *The game was rigged from the start*

    • @thexp905
      @thexp905 Před rokem +345

      I think it's fair to say, that this is a game where chaos rules, and that is what chat always excels at.

    • @riverquest3239
      @riverquest3239 Před rokem +467

      We didnt even start on the fact that the god emperor was given to twitch chat during *DOUGS TURN*

  • @stefanorarinsson5360
    @stefanorarinsson5360 Před rokem +5532

    Twitch chat: "let's research and invent gunpowder"
    AI: "YOU INVENT CANONS, STRAPP THEM ONTO HORSES AND BLOW UP FRANCE!!"

    • @amethyphoenix
      @amethyphoenix Před rokem

      @Joshua Roehl yes, a comment bot is finally here. Piss off, will you

    • @peakay5769
      @peakay5769 Před rokem +45

      @Joshua Roehl what is it?

    • @Junipart
      @Junipart Před rokem +263

      @@peakay5769 a bot, ignore and report it

    • @rshardex
      @rshardex Před rokem +354

      Twitch chat: can we get guns?
      Ai: Well, horse canons it is

    • @4Nulla
      @4Nulla Před rokem +227

      The AI clearly knows what twitch chat wants.

  • @Mister_BIack
    @Mister_BIack Před rokem +830

    Me: "Oh hey, DougDoug started in my home country Germany. I wonder how he will start his adventure."
    DougDoug: *starts attacking surrounding countries*
    Me: "Yep, that seems familiar."

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Před rokem +81

      And of course his first target was Switzerland.

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Před 11 měsíci +36

      @@mlpfanboy1701 soooo historically accurate amirite

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I mean, he needs the beer. So…

    • @alextinsley574
      @alextinsley574 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@plasmakitten4261 it was many years before.... wait hang on wouldn't it be the Germanic tribe?

    • @theantagonist801
      @theantagonist801 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@alextinsley574 It would be the Holy Roman Empire, assuming the time period was A.D. 1000

  • @lucinda_null
    @lucinda_null Před rokem +589

    Every time it shows the Pope AI generated image I laugh again

  • @jaredduncan8495
    @jaredduncan8495 Před rokem +7141

    I love that chat started with the Pope, a prominent religious figure, and ended with a political marriage to Satan. An absolute 180 on it all, really.

    • @thrawncaedusl717
      @thrawncaedusl717 Před rokem +4

      Don’t forget, the girlboss pope is still in the woods somewhere leading a resistance (I really wanted DougDoug to try to partner with her), so Europe may yet escape the clutches of Chatistan.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Před rokem +752

      The question is, did the Pope always run away because (s)he knew their people were a bunch of Satanists? Or did the people turn to Satan for guidance because the Pope wasn't doing their job?

    • @LORdREDSTOneNR1
      @LORdREDSTOneNR1 Před rokem +322

      Actually I don't think they were married. I didn't watch the stream, but what the text in the video shows is that Satan REFUSES the marriage, but agrees to an ALLIANCE to rule all of Europe.
      We'll have to wait and see where that leads.

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 Před rokem +161

      @@LORdREDSTOneNR1 yeah Satan is a good Christian boy.
      Wait…

    • @pylotlight
      @pylotlight Před rokem

      Actually it's not that far from reality.. pope is not good.

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 Před rokem +5358

    i love how the ai on doug's side was torn between him being a friendly beer dad and some super schemer who sets up dastardly traps everwhere

  • @TheCommandiestBro
    @TheCommandiestBro Před rokem +366

    Congrats to the guy at 17:47 who said let’s make a pope cloning machine

  • @Swuiddy0086
    @Swuiddy0086 Před rokem +221

    I love how half the time the AI decides to ignore what's its given and makes its own story based on what it already knew

  • @BlueLiminality
    @BlueLiminality Před rokem +2524

    "The Pope is a girl, by the way," is a sentence I'll be sprinkling in casual conversation from now on.

    • @bonegloveGG
      @bonegloveGG Před rokem +24

      I'd love to hear that conversation.

    • @Derkosson
      @Derkosson Před rokem +39

      Popess Joan.

    • @nokia-gm8gv
      @nokia-gm8gv Před rokem

      lol

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 Před rokem +2

      Pope juana

    • @MaddeningFly
      @MaddeningFly Před rokem +1

      There might have been a woman pope in medieval times, pope Joan... or it might have been 13th century fake news, who knows...

  • @CaseyLabAnimations
    @CaseyLabAnimations Před rokem +3020

    The AI when Doug tries to do anything: You get drunk and fight your own allies and they kill all your bears. The Dutch leader won't ally with you because he's gay.
    The AI when Chat tries to do anything: Sure, here you go! It's not even your turn but I turned your Emperor into a god and had him single-handedly stop Doug's takeover of Luxembourg! :)

    • @Charles-xp2md
      @Charles-xp2md Před rokem +365

      Genuinely Rigged in chat's favor

    • @ahmedtheguy3634
      @ahmedtheguy3634 Před rokem +16

      Gardan Ramsay meme

    • @skyblade7438
      @skyblade7438 Před rokem +102

      And then the Pope runs away.

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 Před rokem +62

      The Netherlands was the first countries to legalize gay marriage in modern day. So I guess it's not that weird.

    • @overloader7900
      @overloader7900 Před rokem +46

      @@skyblade7438 I mean, they did make an alliance with Satan

  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 Před rokem +274

    The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg being one of the most contested territories in this entire conflict, and the place where chatistan revealed they had dark sorcery.

  • @varethedemon
    @varethedemon Před rokem +246

    The single piano note every time we see the picture of the escaping Pope is killing me every time.

  • @dazcar2203
    @dazcar2203 Před rokem +1897

    Doug has max charisma but keeps rolling a natural 1, and twitch chat has zero stats but keeps getting 20s

    • @thelqualomee1040
      @thelqualomee1040 Před rokem +148

      this is insanely accurate

    • @IconicDuckling489
      @IconicDuckling489 Před rokem +72

      Very true. You know how artificers are encoutaged to flavour their spells to be machines... well doug has charm person: BEER

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 Před rokem +12

      Truly the most accurate representation of dnd

    • @physix6180
      @physix6180 Před rokem +1

      Nah bro chat has max wisdom

    • @dazcar2203
      @dazcar2203 Před rokem +5

      @@physix6180 but no intelligence

  • @thatguynamedgeorge9218
    @thatguynamedgeorge9218 Před rokem +1857

    The Queen and the Dougtopian Emperor constantly forgetting that they already met via dementia was the icing on the cake.

    • @funnynameforme4091
      @funnynameforme4091 Před rokem +104

      its funnier cause the Queen has been dead for like 5 days now when the video came out

    • @JustSomePleb
      @JustSomePleb Před rokem +8

      @@funnynameforme4091 what the hell

    • @amentco8445
      @amentco8445 Před rokem +4

      @@JustSomePleb HILRSOUS!!!!!

    • @funnynameforme4091
      @funnynameforme4091 Před rokem +11

      @@JustSomePleb The Queen of England is dead how have you not heard?

    • @rugalbernstein5913
      @rugalbernstein5913 Před rokem +25

      @@funnynameforme4091 no, I'm sure they heard, just, how does that make it 'funnier' at all?

  • @themarked2820
    @themarked2820 Před rokem +323

    Ok, It's not even been a minute and from what I see this is a simple game of "Alcoholism VS Christianity"

  • @citrusmaximus7379
    @citrusmaximus7379 Před rokem +1729

    I love chat spamming "RIGGED" when anything even remotely good happens for Dougtopia

    • @WeirdDog18
      @WeirdDog18 Před rokem +84

      And in the end they ended up getting the ai's favor

    • @mr.dr.kaiser4912
      @mr.dr.kaiser4912 Před rokem +79

      Except when there was a marriage, in which case they were spamming "DIVORCE."
      It checks out, though.

  • @S.1.L
    @S.1.L Před rokem +1610

    Finest example of German diplomacy:
    "Please drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please"

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 Před rokem +29

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @Charlys787
      @Charlys787 Před rokem +32

      Ist wirklich so, komm uns mal besuchen. :)

    • @prismaticc_abyss
      @prismaticc_abyss Před rokem +69

      as a german I can confirm but also come drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please

    • @arti2901deer
      @arti2901deer Před rokem

      And then expands to east ...

    • @riccardocalosso5688
      @riccardocalosso5688 Před rokem +3

      And then you discover that it's ok, but the Belgian is better.

  • @Dubyahh
    @Dubyahh Před rokem +188

    Lmao poor Doug the AI was screwing him at literally every turn while giving random god powers to chat every chance it got hahaha

  • @stiLLa2000
    @stiLLa2000 Před rokem +165

    this is by far the greatest piece of viewer interaction and entertainment I've ever seen on Twitch!

  • @Juanthemovie
    @Juanthemovie Před rokem +1559

    Everytime Chat loses a pope into the woods I like to think all the popes formed together to make a pope village in the forest

  • @Moonithium
    @Moonithium Před rokem +3638

    I love how Chatistan had three leaders: The Supreme Moderator, The Emperor, and The God Emperor. From what I could tell The Emperor led the armies, The Supreme Moderator controlled the country, and The God Emperor was like a holy figure.

    • @ammarahsan2157
      @ammarahsan2157 Před rokem +467

      Nah, the God Emperor appeared randomly in battle when Chatistan used Black Magic for the first time. The Supreme Moderator was more like a glorified diplomat, while the Emperor actually did work.

    • @GhostMan407
      @GhostMan407 Před rokem +280

      @@ammarahsan2157 i feel like the god emperor was just the old emperor but he ascended, the supreme moderator seemed to fight with the girlboss army

    • @fewwis48
      @fewwis48 Před rokem +195

      the emperor was who controlled the country, with the supreme moderator serving as his right hand man and as the general to the girlboss army until he ascended to becoming the leader following the emperor's death. the supreme moderator continues to lead until during the battle of luxemboug, the deceased emperor comes back as the now all powerful god emperor and regains the leadership role again

    • @josiahsimmons9866
      @josiahsimmons9866 Před rokem +139

      The unholy trinity of Chatistan

    • @rassivoro9416
      @rassivoro9416 Před rokem +23

      @@josiahsimmons9866 this!!

  • @tomnovy3476
    @tomnovy3476 Před rokem +125

    "their starting resource is.."
    " *POPE.* "
    damn man i never knew the pope was a resource

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Před rokem +7

      Twitch chat has a habit of requiring a pope for these AI stories.

    • @neco5740
      @neco5740 Před 10 měsíci

      It's literally the only resource Vatican City has, so yes he is

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@aqua3234this was the start. This is what started the pope obsession

  • @limitbreak2966
    @limitbreak2966 Před 6 měsíci +17

    33:43 the way this whole horse encounter went makes it seem like the horses are like super weapons almost like giant mechs but a horse instead, and that the Doug’s empower is trying to regain his horse, which chatistani empower is standing on, except it’s not and the horse not being guarded is his. And somehow having no weapons or armor makes someone invincible somehow in this lore LMAO. And then it just got into a time loop and kept repeating

  • @TheVillainInThisGame
    @TheVillainInThisGame Před rokem +6344

    Chat: gets a god emperor, horse cannons, and a marriage to Satan.
    Doug: gets a list

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 Před rokem +604

      And beer. Do not underestimate beer. Wars have literally been waged over beer.

    • @yaraduardo1287
      @yaraduardo1287 Před rokem +372

      @@vetreas366 and bears, but they died so it doesn't matter

    • @shade3370
      @shade3370 Před rokem +113

      dont be fooled, with the list they now know who the emporer of chatistan is and can stand a chance against them

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Před rokem +51

      @@shade3370 nope the list was from 2021 so chatistan is not on it

    • @ianvollick-offer108
      @ianvollick-offer108 Před rokem +8

      He let chats shit slide way more

  • @thraexgladiator
    @thraexgladiator Před rokem +720

    I love how, unprompted in every battle, the AI decides to have the Girlboss army slaughter all the civilians

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před rokem +81

      Ehhh what's a little civilian slaughter? Friends let friends massacre civilians, after all.

    • @Jr837_
      @Jr837_ Před rokem +37

      Maybe the AI thought it was an army of girl "bosses"?

    • @gaychampagnesocialist7213
      @gaychampagnesocialist7213 Před rokem +5

      Based.

    • @simonsoupshark8009
      @simonsoupshark8009 Před rokem +3

      @@pluto3194 every time i see this reference it makes me happy.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 Před rokem +1

      @@simonsoupshark8009
      I love being able to make it whenever I can

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Před rokem +57

    Name a more iconic duo than The Pope and fleeing into the forest

  • @theshamonk668
    @theshamonk668 Před rokem +30

    38:37 Sealed vessel playing while you try to forge an alliance with the Netherlands by giving them a list is art

    • @N1ghtwolf724
      @N1ghtwolf724 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I was wondering if someone noticed
      Edit: Just noticed hollow knight theme play every time the pope ran into the forest

  • @lucarobert6164
    @lucarobert6164 Před rokem +1282

    Twitch Chat:
    -Literaly kills the Pope
    -Has Gunicorns
    -Brings their God Emperor back from Hell
    -Makes a pact with Satan
    Doug Doug:
    -Beer

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother Před rokem +106

      And a girlboss army

    • @ChaoZzBladex
      @ChaoZzBladex Před rokem +125

      dont forget doug had a list of all european leaders whatever thats worth. xD

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 Před rokem +40

      Twitch chat while highly in the lead: rigged!

    • @lucarobert6164
      @lucarobert6164 Před rokem +8

      @@ChaoZzBladex I mean yeah he has that list but...have you tried his beer?

    • @waspennator
      @waspennator Před rokem +25

      @@ChaoZzBladex And the Battle Bears.............. which he lost immediately to Switzerland despite being allies.

  • @daily_prophecies
    @daily_prophecies Před rokem +1089

    Every time Doug went to make an alliance with another leader, I ended up laughing my ass off because the leaders always suspect him of some 4D chess sinister plot, then they immediately eviscerate Doug's army

    • @cocopops7945
      @cocopops7945 Před rokem

      Yeah meanwhile the chatistan army instantly just marries people (married satan and someone in Britain aha)

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger Před rokem +72

      That's how chat won. They went right in and attacked first, if they couldn't attack, they got right on diplomacy.

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 Před rokem +56

      Except the Netherlands which is apparently a tribal nation run by a chieftan, who was a surprisingly nice old gay guy

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Před rokem +2

      Doug’s choice of invading Switzerland was a terrible starting choice, since his option to ally with other countries are going to bite him.

  • @lurpsn8260
    @lurpsn8260 Před rokem +26

    I love that pisswasser, which translates to piss water made it into the video. In germany we think that the beer americans drink is pisswasser thats why we got our Reinheitsgebot.

  • @nicholasavasthi9879
    @nicholasavasthi9879 Před rokem +78

    Well Doug there were indeed elephants in Switzerland. Very briefly. A lot of them fell off the mountains. A guy named Hannibal thought the Alps were a nice place for elephants.

  • @Kitsamiiis
    @Kitsamiiis Před rokem +1475

    The reason that the Dutch didn't want to alliance themselves with Dougtopia because the Dutch emperor was gay is such a thing of beauty. 10/10 storyline

    • @Ht9ehtoom
      @Ht9ehtoom Před rokem +3

      Foiled by the only thing stronger than a list of European leaders, homosexuality.

    • @everhartpetrichor
      @everhartpetrichor Před rokem +66

      As a pansexual Dutch-Australian, I love to see the beautiful representation

    • @wintertales9443
      @wintertales9443 Před rokem +46

      As a dutch I fully support this

    • @proudtiger2538
      @proudtiger2538 Před rokem +36

      finally, some realistic representation for the gays

    • @Goonjaberry
      @Goonjaberry Před rokem

      @@everhartpetrichor ph

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 Před rokem +3939

    If i had a nickel for every time Twitch chat made an incredibly stupid decision and it worked out in their favor, I'd be more powerful than them at the end of this video, when they have conquered all of europe

  • @sansventura7199
    @sansventura7199 Před rokem +13

    17:25 Doug This is why you should just take the win when it says “you win” in giant bold letters

  • @friend1609
    @friend1609 Před rokem +26

    Doug: *has any kind of success*
    Chat: RIGGED

    • @DracoSafarius
      @DracoSafarius Před 4 měsíci +2

      Also chat: fucking steamrolling Europe with big dommy mommy soldiers and a random god emperor who has dragon powers

  • @ronger97
    @ronger97 Před rokem +2088

    "Okay that is a new special resource: Cannons on Horses. And as a reminder the Girlboss army is currently killing the cities of France and the Pope is somewhere in the woods. I've still got Beer"
    The best out of context quote ever. of all time

    • @thatgayguy9365
      @thatgayguy9365 Před rokem +69

      I'm gonna walk around and somewhat follow people, say this while scribbling in a notebook, and then either speed up and pass them or slow down.

    • @ronger97
      @ronger97 Před rokem +69

      @@thatgayguy9365 Don't forget the cellphone so it sounds like you are talking to someone else. Make them ask what the hell kind of history/party are you going too XD

    • @thatgayguy9365
      @thatgayguy9365 Před rokem +21

      @@ronger97 oh my God it's perfect!

    • @thegodforger923
      @thegodforger923 Před rokem +11

      It's the schizophrenic of ramblings of my drunken uncle.

    • @icetheirken
      @icetheirken Před rokem +12

      Even better than "I am Diablo the Cheater! I'm a god! I run an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer!"?

  • @AzureRoxe
    @AzureRoxe Před rokem +8837

    Chatistan: Actually doing battles, treaties, immortal girlboss armies and running Popes.
    Dougtopia: So......have you tasted my beer?

    • @arandomkobold8403
      @arandomkobold8403 Před rokem +256

      @im calling saul the bot's sentient?

    • @gen1136
      @gen1136 Před rokem +72

      @im calling saul wait what

    • @MattJManAlsoKnownAsMe
      @MattJManAlsoKnownAsMe Před rokem +73

      Lmao, this video was stupidity funny.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Před rokem +46

      @@arandomkobold8403 no, they just made the bot send 2 messages

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Před rokem +38

      @Bully peter at least use the rickroll or something else that isn't the video they're trying to spread

  • @almost_cozy_corner
    @almost_cozy_corner Před rokem +68

    So, basically the Chatistan Emperor painted himself into a corner. Then he get of his horse and began to persuade the Dougtopian army that he is invincible? This gives me a kid show vibes

  • @DengMam
    @DengMam Před rokem +67

    Ah! I see how the AI knows that us Luxembourgers don’t fall for cheap tricks and bribery!

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I think the AI confused you with Afghanistan. Not every mountainous country is impossible to invade

  • @xian2themax
    @xian2themax Před rokem +934

    My favorite part was how when Doug was about to take over Luxembourg, the chatistan emperor appeared and stalled by creating an infinite logic paradox so the timeline was rerolled lol
    Also, poor France. Got their cities blown up by cannons and then their population destroyed by a plague for no reason

    • @arloolson9385
      @arloolson9385 Před rokem +88

      Twitch chat stunlock as a military strategy

    • @thecrazylazer
      @thecrazylazer Před rokem

      the god emperor of chatistan has many tricks up his sleeve not limited to complete control of time, dragon breath, mind control, flying, shapeshifting, and being handsome enough to make a pact with satan

    • @jobb4854
      @jobb4854 Před rokem

      They deserved it. They were fr*nch

    • @asedtf
      @asedtf Před rokem +5

      Chat filibuster

  • @benjaminmatthews9237
    @benjaminmatthews9237 Před rokem +1796

    "Chatistan looking for their God Emporer"
    How the hell did this turn into a warhammer 40k fantasy

  • @gamerboi64729
    @gamerboi64729 Před 6 měsíci +11

    0:49 "This has the chance to be really entertaining but most likely it's going to be really really stupid." You just summarized the entire internet.

  • @the_chill_man
    @the_chill_man Před 9 měsíci +8

    WHY DOES CHAT HAVE A GOD AS EMPEROR WHILE DOUGTOPTIA JUST HAS SOME DRUNK DUDE💀

  • @thekilleravocado3836
    @thekilleravocado3836 Před rokem +1871

    the chat, after losing the pope many times, decided to abandon the light and embrace the dark

  • @mighty_spirit8532
    @mighty_spirit8532 Před rokem +581

    That invasion of Luxembourg when Doug was trying to take it from chat with the painted horses basically turned into a Monthy Python skit.

    • @f.e.gviper1601
      @f.e.gviper1601 Před rokem +16

      Oh wow lol that sounds exactly like something something that would actually happen in the movie 😂

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv Před rokem +10

      That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Like a scene straight out of Holy Grail!

    • @noonstar3435
      @noonstar3435 Před rokem +28

      "What about my horse?"
      "It's not actually a Dougtopian horse, but a Chatistani horse merely painted to look as such!"
      Ye I can see it

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv Před rokem +13

      @@noonstar3435 "what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden horse?"
      "What, a Dougtopian horse or a Chatistani horse?"

  • @Lynxium_
    @Lynxium_ Před rokem +101

    Can you make the text file of this available to the public? This is amazing

    • @Pudcup
      @Pudcup Před rokem +23

      Only if you can find the pope

    • @damiangranner2631
      @damiangranner2631 Před rokem +7

      ​@@Pudcup there's multiple.

    • @Pudcup
      @Pudcup Před rokem +2

      @@damiangranner2631 which one tho?

    • @damiangranner2631
      @damiangranner2631 Před rokem +9

      @@Pudcup there's THE pope who left into the woods, 2 who died, and three also left for the woods. I might have them mixed up but there was three.

    • @damiangranner2631
      @damiangranner2631 Před rokem +4

      Would multiple popes count as multiple text files then? Also would the dead one count as half or none?

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox Před 2 měsíci +4

    Love the attempt on the AI's part to have a Trojan Horse, and absolutely screwing it up.

  • @MinoriGaming
    @MinoriGaming Před rokem +1492

    the plot twist of the Chatistani Emperor being a ruthless giant god with dragon's breath was so out of left field it just DESTROYED me.

    • @Nathan-wp9cq
      @Nathan-wp9cq Před rokem +132

      I interpreted it as the god emperor being an entirely different entity to the chatistani emperor, being a creature of war and rage
      the chatistani emperor on the other hand is the one married to the female pope, and the supreme moderator works under the chatistani emperor

    • @joelfilho2625
      @joelfilho2625 Před rokem +181

      The leadership of the Chatistani Empire is similarly strange, disorganized and convoluted: The Supreme Moderator appears to be mostly responsible for the military affairs of the country, personally leading armies and such, while the Emperor deals with courtly politics and diplomacy, unknowingly, however, the Emperor has an alter-ego/doppelganger in the form of the Giant Scary God Emperor, who is a Giant, flying, psychic, fire-breathing Lord of Chaos and War. Their rule is something of Triumvirate, while the God-Emperor, somehow is simultaneously Overlord and Subject of the other two.
      Very few can understand the intricacies of the chatistani political and Dynastic system, but they are often recorded as being fond of it despite their complications, as evidenced by the comment of a particular citizen who, after witnessing the massacre at Luxembourg, declared "that's my emperor pog".

    • @dantecase4810
      @dantecase4810 Před rokem +40

      i was cry laughing the whole section

    • @arqueiroXD
      @arqueiroXD Před rokem +108

      The worst part it was not out of left field. In the invansion of france it said that the french understood the true nature. And it seens...this was the true nature.

    • @Perryace
      @Perryace Před rokem +1

      @Bully peter ah another bot

  • @SaraBerri
    @SaraBerri Před rokem +1193

    not enough people are talking about how "Eat the Pope" was almost chosen over "Kill the Pope and blame Italy"

    • @lemonlupinreuben5362
      @lemonlupinreuben5362 Před rokem +79

      How different the story would have been

    • @theaegislash8249
      @theaegislash8249 Před rokem +148

      @@lemonlupinreuben5362 pope runs into the woods after finding out he might get eaten, nothing has changed

  • @aqua3234
    @aqua3234 Před rokem +12

    I like how Twitch owns a city with a pope from the start, whereas Doug starts with an entire country. And in the end, Twitch ends up ruling the entire Europe with the help of Hell and has basically an army and a god emperor.

  • @pelli1
    @pelli1 Před rokem +17

    AI is quite good, at it seems to remember 26:44 it seems that girl pope ran away WITH the girlboss army.

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Před rokem +1019

    The Chatistan and Dougtopian Emperor's just yelling at each other about painted horses in armor was great

    • @anthonystrangio
      @anthonystrangio Před rokem +102

      That whole battle was legitimately epic, top 10 anime plot twists

    • @lizzyfredrick2363
      @lizzyfredrick2363 Před rokem +72

      The oldest trick in the book

    • @Supaserrin
      @Supaserrin Před rokem +78

      That could legitimately be in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie, and I love it.

    • @HonoraryAperture
      @HonoraryAperture Před rokem +49

      The whole Horse-Painted-Armour-Ruse rant was so good. Especially how it just dragged on and on past its welcome.

    • @ChaseScheller1216
      @ChaseScheller1216 Před rokem +18

      sad its no longer canon

  • @ArtanBlacknight
    @ArtanBlacknight Před rokem +1186

    12:17 the Emperor of Chatistan shows up in person and the French people realize what Chatistan truly is.
    The God Empreror was foreshadowed!

  • @Eco-wx3jd
    @Eco-wx3jd Před 6 měsíci +4

    I love how dougtopia fails to invade Luxembourg, whilst chat commits several war crimes and marrys off a God to satan, as well as lose a pipe or two and create a girlies army.

  • @shakinbacon3959
    @shakinbacon3959 Před rokem +17

    I can't tell if it's the fact that I've been awake almost an entire day or not but the pope in the woods constantly popping up keeps making me lose my ship

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 Před 8 měsíci +4

      It's been 9 months, have you found your ship yet?

  • @Alex_YJ_Reed
    @Alex_YJ_Reed Před rokem +614

    "But the final blow comes when the Emperor of Chatistan shows up in person, and the French people realize what Chatistan truly is."
    Damn. The AI foreshadowed the true nature of the Chatistani God Emperor, and it did it COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONALLY.
    I need a polished novelization of this war, and I need it BAD.

    • @chaplin3735
      @chaplin3735 Před rokem +28

      Beautiful, i need more

    • @rivy-lurk-869
      @rivy-lurk-869 Před rokem +73

      There better be a blooper section of that book with Horse Paint debate!

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic Před rokem +1

      All the rerolls were actually illusions created by the god emperor

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 Před rokem +14

      The Chatistan Emperor is/was the best part of the entire vid/stream.

    • @eggsgaming7043
      @eggsgaming7043 Před rokem +16

      Alright , I will work on it for fun. I probably be releasing it in Google doc in the discord

  • @BagelsNSyrup
    @BagelsNSyrup Před rokem +1570

    It’s funny how this is usually how AI games go, with Doug trying to use logic and the AI always steers it in the other direction, but when Chat goes at it with absolute nonsense it just matches the AI’s nonsense and just works.

    • @GusThePrankster
      @GusThePrankster Před rokem +70

      You call giving allies beer "logic"?

    • @McKeelix
      @McKeelix Před rokem +107

      @@GusThePrankster no, I call it “chilling with the boys”

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před rokem +65

      @@GusThePrankster It's a historical strategy.

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 Před rokem +26

      @@LordVader1094 true, it is historically how stalin won at kursk

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Před rokem +1

      @@piyo744 I thought Stalin won at Kursk by having more tanks

  • @2551987ezio
    @2551987ezio Před rokem +10

    I freaking lost it when they were arguing about the painted horses 😂

  • @Kacszu
    @Kacszu Před rokem +9

    As a pole (person froom Poland) I live the fact that when explaining what you and twitch chat can do you made an arrow to invade Poland. Love the accuracy of what would germany do when it would want to invade every country..., again. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Před 11 měsíci +4

      I always tell people who apologize for their bad English that they're actually much better than they think. This comment was about as coherent as the average comment written by a native English speaker anyway lmao

  • @cyan3714
    @cyan3714 Před rokem +536

    The fact that chat started with the pope,. Promptly lost him/her three time and ultimately won by allying with hell is just... The character development...

    • @mrsquid_
      @mrsquid_ Před rokem +6

      oh my god i didn't even notice that

  • @nikokuma1087
    @nikokuma1087 Před rokem +926

    i like how chat keep saying "RIGGED" after doug got an good turn, while the AI casually give them an free god emperor

    • @samuelrebelo9301
      @samuelrebelo9301 Před rokem +28

      exactly what i was thinking the whole 2nd half video! lol

    • @pandy3848
      @pandy3848 Před rokem

      They even got to keep their girl boss army after the second pope ran away with them

    • @Stormface16
      @Stormface16 Před rokem +26

      That escalated way too hard ngl

    • @girlbossalex8065
      @girlbossalex8065 Před rokem +32

      Chat when Doug uses critical thinking to make an informed decision and achieve an earned victory: R I G G E D
      Chat when they are granted a literal deity for no discernable reason: P L A N N E D

  • @mikec4390
    @mikec4390 Před rokem +25

    Wasn't your army supposed to be incapacitated for two turns still when you researched battle bears? Yet it rolled into invading Switzerland as soon as they were equipped that same turn. This was definitely highly entertaining overall though. 10/10 will watch more

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Před 11 měsíci

      Pretty sure the incapacitation rule just means Doug can't actively go out of his way to attack people. The AI can do whatever it wants, as evidenced by Doug destroying Chatistan's invasion attempt literally the turn after his army got wiped.

  • @Tech_Marauder
    @Tech_Marauder Před rokem +13

    I would absolutely love if this became like a monthly recurring thing

  • @KreativeMystery
    @KreativeMystery Před rokem +1638

    lmao, that bit with the bears was insane.
    "Let's go offer an alliance of peace to the country we're already in an alliance of peace with."
    "Holy smokes, they killed ALL of our bears."
    "Oh well."

    • @aguyontheinternet8436
      @aguyontheinternet8436 Před rokem +82

      No, they decided to attack their own ally with their brand new bears, and Switzerland, outraged at this. Imagine, Doug attacked them, got whooped, then allied with them, then attacked them again.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem

      E‎ ‎

    • @lolvondgf
      @lolvondgf Před rokem

      ​@@EEEEEEEE *EEE*

    • @Puppylover720
      @Puppylover720 Před rokem +5

      @@EEEEEEEE WHO ARE YOU, YOU EVEN COMMENTED ON ONE OF MINE VIDEOS, WHO ARE YOU

    • @Maxy772
      @Maxy772 Před rokem +1

      @@lolvondgf *EEEEE*

  • @lifed1533
    @lifed1533 Před rokem +1033

    Imagine if alien historians come across a corrupted version of this video and try to translate it and use this as a human history

    • @idarkstarx6939
      @idarkstarx6939 Před rokem +78

      What's to say they didn't time travel and do that, which is why they haven't shown themselves to us now? They're scared out of their minds.

    • @raylen5232
      @raylen5232 Před rokem +2

      They say the entire history of Rome may or may not have been mythical. The history of Europe may or may not be a dumb CZcams video.

  • @spencerwasson5877
    @spencerwasson5877 Před rokem +8

    It is hilarious to me how Luxembourg was an absolute unit resisting German forces throughout this whole ordeal.

  • @triPocoPi9576
    @triPocoPi9576 Před rokem +8

    1:53 bro just gave Twitch chat an advantage with “finest swordsmen” vs just “swordsmen”

  • @thefrubblewarrior4678
    @thefrubblewarrior4678 Před 7 měsíci +3

    15:58 “It has to make some sort of logical sense”
    *proceeds to research battle bears the same turn*

  • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766

    This series is just confused laughter

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk Před rokem +3846

    Even in AI simulations, Switzerland manages to strive for neutrality.

    • @tableswithoutchairs1168
      @tableswithoutchairs1168 Před rokem +360

      And France continues to lose

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +4

      E‎ ‎ ‎

    • @creepycrupper7731
      @creepycrupper7731 Před rokem +60

      And nobody is attacking Sweden

    • @lordfatcock
      @lordfatcock Před rokem +18

      @@creepycrupper7731 those sweet iron stores bro

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 Před rokem +11

      I find it unrealistic that Russia hasn’t been touched. Although, the stupid cold would’ve sent their army away, so forget what I said in the first sentence.

  • @onyun1883
    @onyun1883 Před rokem +692

    the chat emperor shouting that you can't kill him cause you he doesnt have a weapon and hes going to decimate you in unarmed combat is absolutely what chat would do and is absolutely hilarious

  • @Thomas_H._Smith
    @Thomas_H._Smith Před rokem +4

    I feel like this video should be called, One Man Severely Underestimates the Might of Luxembourg.

  • @duckonaroll1913
    @duckonaroll1913 Před 5 měsíci +2

    2:40 that laugh was a question

  • @Agent_ArcticFox
    @Agent_ArcticFox Před rokem +468

    Fun Drinking Game: take a shot of delicious German beer every time the Pope is in the woods

  • @grant834
    @grant834 Před rokem +1849

    I love how it starts out semi-realistic and then just slowly starts going absolutely insane until eventually we own HELL and I are married to the devil

    • @DamageSix
      @DamageSix Před rokem +105

      When chatistan's resources are reset for the sequel, just say the Devil took them in the divorce.

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Před rokem +20

      @@DamageSix the sequel is just in a country across the sea makeing it hard to share resources

    • @DamageSix
      @DamageSix Před rokem +6

      @@Blue-fg8vt Oh, to have your supply lines and logistical trains be at the whims of a capricious god emperor and malicious devil...

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Před rokem +8

      @@DamageSix A train across the sea? I don't think we have that at modern times, but with the power of the god emperor who says what can happen

    • @nicholascordero6600
      @nicholascordero6600 Před rokem +1

      @@DamageSix something something Warhammer

  • @sandconsumer7236
    @sandconsumer7236 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I love the idea of multiple popes running into the woods and becoming forest goblins upon getting lost

  • @Metablex
    @Metablex Před 10 měsíci +2

    Meanwhile, in Spain and Portugal:
    "Why aren't we getting any more imports from Europe anymore?"
    "There's a war, I think."
    "Oh well better not get involved in that"

  • @schpoopl
    @schpoopl Před rokem +1539

    The Pope running into the forest every single time had my crying laughing. Incredible video doug

    • @siin9522
      @siin9522 Před rokem +1

      *LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

  • @dallasjhaws
    @dallasjhaws Před rokem +113

    >be the Chatistani Emporer
    >”you painted the wrong horse”
    >incinerates a whole army
    >refuse to elaborate
    >leaves

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 Před rokem

      >Return to your home in hell
      >Your country's army all go to hell to find you
      >"I HAVE RETURNED"
      >Marry Satan himself

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Před rokem +4

      Chadistan

  • @basroskam6537
    @basroskam6537 Před 7 měsíci +3

    As a dutchman, I am proud of the fact that we stayed independent during 3 of the biggest wars in the world. You can't beat us, Dougtopia!

  • @fgvompat6272
    @fgvompat6272 Před 7 měsíci

    I really dont comment on yt vids often, but this video made me laugh so hard all the way. Amazing work Doug keep up the good work!

  • @thearbadiller9896
    @thearbadiller9896 Před rokem +454

    What’s actually terrifying though is that Twitch Chat actually has a much higher population than Vatican City IRL

  • @comac4719
    @comac4719 Před rokem +516

    I love how Doug does nothing but offer beer, and then things get super confusing like the rulers are drunk and cant remember where they are or which country to invade.

    • @gaminggladiator06
      @gaminggladiator06 Před rokem +52

      i guess that beer was so good, it made the AI drunk.
      that would explain the giant horses thing.
      and a lot others, really.

  • @RariYork
    @RariYork Před 2 měsíci +1

    I like how chat says RIGGED and Cheater in response to Doug going back even though the painted horse part was literally going nowhere 😂

  • @R_Scrilla
    @R_Scrilla Před rokem +1

    I love this series I laugh so hard all the time, keep up the good work Doug!

  • @morbidiusgrandestofthegran91

    Literally every Leader in History: "The estimated losses from invading Switzerland are HOW MUCH!?"
    Douglas' first action: "I will invade Switzerland."

  • @TheHolyRussia
    @TheHolyRussia Před měsícem +1

    I like how the video always just starts and within the first minute the video has already begun

  • @pokeblue596
    @pokeblue596 Před rokem +3

    I love how any time something good for Doug or bad for Chat happens, the chat gets filled with nothing but “Rigged”

  • @furiousstudios4438
    @furiousstudios4438 Před rokem +530

    The painting of the pope in the woods every time something like that is mentioned is gold ☠️

  • @smoogieboogie1694
    @smoogieboogie1694 Před rokem +3287

    The AI every time Doug tries to do something: "No you fail immediately."
    The AI every time Chat tries to do something: "Oh no problem! Do you want a god while you're at it?"

  • @Nothing_here1204
    @Nothing_here1204 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Doug: chooses Germany
    Also Doug: demonstrates how to invade Poland
    Me: wtf-