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  • čas přidán 12. 02. 2024
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  • @SpikeGamer06
    @SpikeGamer06 Před 3 měsíci +14088

    I love how when doug first introduced Novel AI, it was supposed to be this incredibly skilled storyteller and now Novel AI is just like "yeah they're disguised as bacon"

    • @duckonaroll1913
      @duckonaroll1913 Před 3 měsíci +627

      ​@@KathlynEppichfinal fart

    • @JeffJobs-qn7jy
      @JeffJobs-qn7jy Před 3 měsíci +304

      @@duckonaroll1913Mario Kart

    • @bupbuppington4501
      @bupbuppington4501 Před 3 měsíci +218

      @@JeffJobs-qn7jy Garfield Kart

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw Před 3 měsíci +143

      It all depends on what you want it to do. I made an absolute bonkers funny story once.

    • @ssfbob456
      @ssfbob456 Před 3 měsíci +246

      There's settings to tweak that drastically change how the AI behaves. I have a feeling the randomness slider is jacked up to max.

  • @jackmanley1473
    @jackmanley1473 Před 3 měsíci +8649

    "Why is he sh**tng on Scotland & Ireland?"
    *points at all of British history*

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 Před 3 měsíci +68

      ​@KathlynEppichwtf are you talking about

    • @mrcephalopod
      @mrcephalopod Před 3 měsíci

      @@gecttakhla4249 it's a spam bot, just report

    • @lukeskywalker1215
      @lukeskywalker1215 Před 3 měsíci +247

      ​@@gecttakhla4249They are a spam bot. Best to just report them.

    • @TheLethargicWeirdo985
      @TheLethargicWeirdo985 Před 3 měsíci

      Half of our history is trying to conquer those countries and then trying to stop them from rebelling when we treat them like garbage

    • @christophermonteith2774
      @christophermonteith2774 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Yup

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge2031 Před 3 měsíci +2959

    "They've taken Rupert??? Oh, egregious fu**ery, who's going to feed my ducks now"
    *that is one of the most hilarious random lines I've ever heard the AI come out with*

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 Před 2 měsíci +147

      I really do love how in all of these videos the AI slowly goes from slightly weird, to suffering from several cases of heatstroke and schizophrenia.

    • @-inFinity05-
      @-inFinity05- Před 2 měsíci +66

      Considering Rupert’s land was owned by the British then given to Canada, this is so incredibly poetic.

    • @dickmeatbootysack2165
      @dickmeatbootysack2165 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Satellaview1889 i agree. adding it into the rules for the ai makes it so much better

    • @avokka
      @avokka Před 2 měsíci +26

      ​@@Satellaview1889historically accurate 1700s Kings and presidents

    • @angrymicrowave
      @angrymicrowave Před měsícem +5

      30:09

  • @macmadness5932
    @macmadness5932 Před 3 měsíci +1670

    i love how at 30:48 bro is SCREAMING his war speech and will stop at NOTHING to defeat the colonists
    then its just
    "and for my next trick, i shall become invisible. magic is just a wednesday for me" in the calmest, most gentlemanly voice possible
    made me die of laughter

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 Před 3 měsíci +59

      Same, that thing is going to be popping into my head for rest of the week and set off laughing. I just know it.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 2 měsíci +2

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    • @Emmydoseart
      @Emmydoseart Před měsícem +7

      I LITTERALLY fell OFF MY BED when it said that

  • @Neefew
    @Neefew Před 3 měsíci +2717

    George III was famously insane, which is why he was such a good match for Twitch Chat

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw Před 3 měsíci +84

      The real question is who's better? Spypoleon or King George. They're all good rivals for Twitch chat

    • @randomninja7632
      @randomninja7632 Před 3 měsíci +145

      @@CharaGonzalez-lt7ywtwitch chat always has a clean sweep against Napoleon. King George put up more of a fight

    • @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw
      @CharaGonzalez-lt7yw Před 3 měsíci +27

      @@randomninja7632 nah I swear Doug screws him over every video. It kind of sucks to see

    • @somusai
      @somusai Před 3 měsíci +12

      As a brit,
      The way twitch chat won enrages me dearly

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 Před 3 měsíci +10

      All i ever learned about King George III growing up was that he was mad, thanks to horrible histories

  • @alyx5491
    @alyx5491 Před 3 měsíci +2965

    "Being blow to bits is just another British past time like croque or neglecting the French" has to be on of the best AI qoutes so far.

    • @MrGeneralHeavy
      @MrGeneralHeavy Před 3 měsíci +313

      At first I thought he said "being blown to bits is just another British past time like cocaine or neglecting the French."

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Před 3 měsíci +32

      Opium Wars...

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 Před 3 měsíci +220

      Followed by
      "If you think about it, aren't we all fish in someone else's bathtub"
      So true, bestie. So true

    • @sigmamaverick9215
      @sigmamaverick9215 Před 3 měsíci +29

      @@MrGeneralHeavy he did say cocaine

    • @HarlemAnatidae
      @HarlemAnatidae Před 3 měsíci +10

      Bro what I was scrolling through comments and when I saw this one the same line was playing in the background this is witchcraft

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez Před 3 měsíci +853

    King George knew he had seconds to live, and still chose to spend his dying breaths being an eternal hater. God save the king o7

  • @Nicholas86753
    @Nicholas86753 Před 3 měsíci +402

    I love how King George, out of nowhere, established Rupert owned all that land just to feed his ducks.

    • @tuesday9670
      @tuesday9670 Před 2 měsíci +27

      Well, yeah, what better place to send your ducks than the Hudson's Bay?

    • @pacman4882
      @pacman4882 Před 10 dny

      Why he agreed to blow himself up with the British

  • @themememaster9582
    @themememaster9582 Před 3 měsíci +3177

    Hear me out. We need to see a battle between AI King George and AI Napoleon to determine who is the greatest strategist in history.

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Před 3 měsíci

      No more shitty Ai vs Ai do X thing they are r tarded programs that don't think they compile and reorganize data. It's not all that much fun if they just shit themselves constantly. "I don't know what this means as I am an (Insert brand name of AI here) AI but here I go on to continue to say these things" BS.

    • @xminus5561
      @xminus5561 Před 3 měsíci +60

      Yes please

    • @charlesgendron42
      @charlesgendron42 Před 3 měsíci +23

      This

    • @Ksescel
      @Ksescel Před 3 měsíci +16

      Yes

    • @bulbakingdoot3514
      @bulbakingdoot3514 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Exactly for me

  • @El3ven220
    @El3ven220 Před 3 měsíci +5261

    30:09 I love how it seemed king George was ok losing ALL the colonies but was fucking PISSED on losing Rupert

    • @buzzzysin
      @buzzzysin Před 3 měsíci +703

      THEY'VE TAKEN RRRRRUPERT?

    • @LukeSmith1984
      @LukeSmith1984 Před 3 měsíci +504

      Who's gonna feed my ducks now?!

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Před 3 měsíci +82

      But who's going to Drop if Rupert's not there to be crowned Prince to get it.

    • @Irondragon1945
      @Irondragon1945 Před 3 měsíci +63

      i wonder what Rupert Grint would think of this

    • @creeperking8702
      @creeperking8702 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Not all the beaver felt hats

  • @large7517
    @large7517 Před 3 měsíci +705

    32:55 this fucking final death speach has so many amazing quotable lines. "Well now... ISN'T THIS JUST THE FUCKING CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAE?!"
    "SECONDS TO LIVE? Might as well make the COUNT."
    "Or NEGLECTING THE FRENCH."

    • @wacka1555
      @wacka1555 Před 2 měsíci +111

      "WHEN YOU DREAM OF REFINEMENT, IT WILL BE MY GHOST SIPPING TEA IN YOUR NIGHTMARES"

    • @yaboisulfur6212
      @yaboisulfur6212 Před 2 měsíci +71

      I like the idea that he was just screaming this at the top of his lungs as he's watching a nuke strapped to his former duck feeder come barreling towards him

    • @localsoul9760
      @localsoul9760 Před měsícem +3

      @@yaboisulfur6212 🤣 Hilarious

    • @envycollar
      @envycollar Před měsícem +4

      Ultrakill Act 3 looks amazing

    • @dragonlord9957
      @dragonlord9957 Před měsícem +11

      There is also “YES YOU WILL HAVE YOUR FREEDOM, BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS LACK THE BRITISH CHARM”
      and
      “The day you understand a crumpet’s true purpose (the British charm) is probably the SAME DAY HELL FREEZES OVER and PIGS BALLET OVER THE CLOUDS”

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 Před 3 měsíci +644

    "Liberte, Egalite, and Absurdite." is a fucking fire burn.

  • @Midknightowl42
    @Midknightowl42 Před 3 měsíci +2518

    "A comic book? In 1776? These colonials are more delusional than a toad in a top hat!" Such a gold line

    • @darkace98
      @darkace98 Před 3 měsíci +147

      I love that it’s comic books he has a problem with, and not the battle mechs

    • @Stoneador
      @Stoneador Před 3 měsíci +105

      @@darkace98it’s because he thinks they’re just “battle necks”

    • @phoenixomega806
      @phoenixomega806 Před 3 měsíci +4

      He sounded SO similar to Squidward when he said that

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 2 měsíci

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  • @NimicNOR
    @NimicNOR Před 3 měsíci +2223

    "They're about as scary as biscuit without tea - they'll crumble" is absolute genius.

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Před 3 měsíci +72

      And true. Trying to eat one without something to drink is almost torture, and that is with fresh ones. Now imagine if they were dry as nevada desert...(normal state after few days of laying on table)

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907british biscuits or American biscuits

    • @roningfroggy
      @roningfroggy Před 3 měsíci +31

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 wtf type of biscuits are you eating that have no structural inegrity?

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Před 3 měsíci +32

      @@roningfroggy Any dry ones. You bite them once and now entire table is in breadcrumbs.

    • @ManOfChickens
      @ManOfChickens Před 3 měsíci +21

      @@alexturnbackthearmy1907 please eat structurally integral biscuits

  • @ZenziStar
    @ZenziStar Před 3 měsíci +521

    "They have taken Rupert!? Oh, egregious f*ckery! ...Who's going to feed my ducks now!?!"

    • @snap2cb777
      @snap2cb777 Před 2 měsíci +8

      The vocal ai is so good

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 Před 2 měsíci +5

      That's actually one of the funniest things I've ever heard

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 Před 3 měsíci +195

    “ChatGPT is one of the most advanced AI ever created”
    ChatGPT: “Well fuck me sideways with a crumpet isn’t that a fine pickle”

  • @cobalt2672
    @cobalt2672 Před 3 měsíci +5786

    "It's 1776," Doug cried, "you can't have battle mechs and nukes!"
    But alas, the Twitch brain-rot had already begun...

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Před 3 měsíci +342

      5 minutes later: "Hulk smashes the london, and the ocean is evaporated with nukes, everyone is f-ed."

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Před 3 měsíci +15

      Already forgot about Link Rot eh? what a sad sad little man or woman.

    • @guyincognito6953
      @guyincognito6953 Před 3 měsíci +67

      I mean, historically speaking, Doug is far more brain-rotten with his idea that the king could do whatever he wanted. The English Bill of Rights was around then and severely limited their power. Even one of the colonies' main grievances, being the taxes was due to the Parliament, specifically the House of Commons.
      I'm very fun at parties, by the way.

    • @tdc3477
      @tdc3477 Před 3 měsíci +32

      @@guyincognito6953 I bet you are, sounds like you know a lot of facts people don't, that can be fun

    • @lilybelden9405
      @lilybelden9405 Před 3 měsíci +34

      @@guyincognito6953 yes the fact the king could do what he wanted was far less accurate then the mechs and nukes in 1766. these are the correct priorities

  • @lukeratcliffe2973
    @lukeratcliffe2973 Před 3 měsíci +4743

    "well fuck me sideways with a crumpet" this is now part of my vocabulary

    • @ultimatecultchaos
      @ultimatecultchaos Před 3 měsíci +67

      I just got to that part... I agree

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve Před 3 měsíci +49

      I just picture that line in Pip from South Park’s polite little voice.

    • @Awesomellama572
      @Awesomellama572 Před 3 měsíci +10

      Same

    • @CoolPretzel95
      @CoolPretzel95 Před 3 měsíci +59

      As a brit, I love the stereotype.
      As a "very polite tea loving hawk" myself disguised as bacon, you're repeating yourself, you're repeating yourself, you're me has stroke

    • @bingolovesdogs3497
      @bingolovesdogs3497 Před 3 měsíci +25

      4:42 if anyones looking

  • @WHTVRWHTVR
    @WHTVRWHTVR Před 3 měsíci +247

    24:35 the delivery of "but instead of GIFTS, you get DEATHam I okay?" sends me

  • @IceShadedEcho
    @IceShadedEcho Před 3 měsíci +121

    "A colonials greatest fear is anything resembling culture" - AI King George III had some sick burns, hot dang!

  • @Jones209
    @Jones209 Před 3 měsíci +3816

    Doug: You can't nuke Delaware, it's the 1700s
    Also Doug: Sure let's eat all of Delaware why not

    • @ebenezer-scrooge
      @ebenezer-scrooge Před 3 měsíci +415

      they still had mouths in the 1700s smh

    • @catmacopter8545
      @catmacopter8545 Před 3 měsíci +231

      yeah but eating hadn't been invented until 1893​@@ebenezer-scrooge

    • @timothyisstupid
      @timothyisstupid Před 3 měsíci +38

      ​@catmacopter8545 So did they just, drink all the food?

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 Před 3 měsíci +81

      @@catmacopter8545 but shoving stuff into your mouth was invented in 1664, during the plague

    • @scramblz5053
      @scramblz5053 Před 3 měsíci +2

      o7

  • @user-sm1bi5ix6l
    @user-sm1bi5ix6l Před 3 měsíci +1541

    Chat has realised the novelAI meta: Say completely insane grand things and hope the AI remembers it in the next prompt, then snowball the game.

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup Před 3 měsíci +242

      too bad the insanity of King George allowed him to rival that strategy, essentially doing the same

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 Před 3 měsíci +123

      @@hisupwassup only temporarily, like in reality once chat got france involved it was over for him

    • @unaminggaming
      @unaminggaming Před 3 měsíci +9

      ​@@hisupwassupThat's my king!

    • @DestroyedArkana
      @DestroyedArkana Před 3 měsíci +41

      The AI just keeps doing food based attacks which isn't really as impactful as nukes

    • @Guile_The_Exile
      @Guile_The_Exile Před 3 měsíci +18

      I think you're giving brain rotten chat WAYYYYYYYYYYYY too much credit here lmfao.
      Like an irresponsible amount of credit, possibly treasonous amounts of it.

  • @jaydendriver8734
    @jaydendriver8734 Před 2 měsíci +85

    "When you dream of refinement, it will be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares"
    What a line

  • @isitlauren
    @isitlauren Před 3 měsíci +66

    "Well now, _isn't this just the_ *FUCKING* _CHERRY ON THE COLONIAL SUNDAY,_ SECONDS TO *LIVE???"*
    - King George the third, seconds before he died (probably)

  • @spectre6892
    @spectre6892 Před 3 měsíci +1617

    Doug: Sir!! Sir!! Terrible news
    King George: Did I lose my Colonies?!
    Doug: No! Far worse! They've....got Rupert!
    King George: H O W D A R E T H E Y

    • @realmaggymage
      @realmaggymage Před 3 měsíci +83

      I just love to imagine the "H O W D A R E T H E Y" from King George as him suddenly speaking like a fucking demon or some shit, eyes turning pure black, ready to sell his soul to gain vengeance

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 2 měsíci +1

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    • @End_Mii
      @End_Mii Před 2 měsíci +45

      "WHAT EGREGIOUS FUCKERY!!!"

    • @FlareBlitzBanana
      @FlareBlitzBanana Před 2 měsíci +42

      @@End_Mii "WHO'S GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW?!?!?!"

    • @jamozmynamoz6516
      @jamozmynamoz6516 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@realmaggymage Not far off based on historical knowledge

  • @FlarpTart
    @FlarpTart Před 3 měsíci +1224

    “Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. An invisible room. With invisible hedgehogs. And hedgehogs make me dance.” - King George III

    • @alexturnbackthearmy1907
      @alexturnbackthearmy1907 Před 3 měsíci +127

      They had a great taste in music at least. You know, the thing invisible hedgehogs are most known for.

    • @secretnya
      @secretnya Před 3 měsíci +43

      "Dance? I was a dancer once...

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Před 3 měsíci +3

      Meanwhile in Japan Art be like..... Octopus + Woman.

    • @titouanboulanger6877
      @titouanboulanger6877 Před 3 měsíci +15

      @@secretnya "they locked me into an hedgehog. A crazy hedgehog

    • @aggressivertyp9663
      @aggressivertyp9663 Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@titouanboulanger6877 crazy? I was crazy once.

  • @flampagan1994
    @flampagan1994 Před 3 měsíci +75

    Love how the king is all tea and crumpets when a colony is taken, but as soon as its Rupert' ''What egregious fuckery!''

  • @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164
    @thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164 Před 3 měsíci +74

    I like how Doug asks "why is he racist against scots and irish" as if that isn't historically accurate

  • @henryfalconetti8902
    @henryfalconetti8902 Před 3 měsíci +3063

    30:09 I love how Rupert is this mysterious and possibly sinister figure throughout the whole video, only to be revealed as the Royal Duck Feeder. Fly high king

    • @snakevenom8136
      @snakevenom8136 Před 3 měsíci +286

      I love that the royal duck feeder gets more land than the whole of England

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Před 3 měsíci +91

      That fucking killed me. Like a crumpet.

    • @muzz4610
      @muzz4610 Před 3 měsíci +12

      i love how you spoiled this for no reason and added no further comedy

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug Před 3 měsíci +119

      ​@@muzz4610 why were you looking in the comments, a palce which would definitely have spoilers for the video, expecting to not get spoiled?

    • @henryfalconetti8902
      @henryfalconetti8902 Před 2 měsíci +79

      ​​@@muzz4610I'm sorry for spoiling the Rupert arc on this DougDoug video

  • @nefylia4037
    @nefylia4037 Před 3 měsíci +829

    "As an aspiring writer, I'm nervous about the idea of AI taking over my passions and potential career in creating stories-"
    "Oh i do love to dance but only with invisible hedgehogs!"
    "...nevermind I think I'm good

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews Před 3 měsíci +170

      "Tell me a Greek Philosopher starting with M."
      "A Greek Philosopher starting with M is Maristotle."

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup Před 3 měsíci +81

      ​@@TheDanishGuyReviewsmaristotle had a little mamb

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 Před 3 měsíci +27

      dunno, invisible hedgehogs are basically better than tolkien

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 2 měsíci +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @voidanims
      @voidanims Před 2 měsíci +5

      I dunno, iff i was you I'd be terrified

  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames Před 3 měsíci +81

    "They've taken Rupert!?! Oh, egregious fuckery!"
    - King George III

    • @Mayhemseeker
      @Mayhemseeker Před měsícem +6

      “WHO’S GONNA FEED MY DUCKS NOW?!?!”

  • @philipsalama8083
    @philipsalama8083 Před 3 měsíci +29

    I love how chat didn't just beat the British, they took away the ocean so now there's nothing to stop Napoleon from marching his army to London in a few years. That's just overkill.

  • @peruru84
    @peruru84 Před 3 měsíci +1079

    "Return to their liberte, egalite, absurdite"
    is such a fire line lmao

  • @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367
    @formerlyknownasmousecopp4367 Před 3 měsíci +499

    Im not a tea drinker, but if someone presented me with tea called "Holy shit that's strong tea", you bet your ass Id drink it

  • @cr0-okedglasses814
    @cr0-okedglasses814 Před 2 měsíci +49

    DougDoug: “You can’t use nukes, they weren’t invented yet.”
    *Not 5 minutes later*
    “So we made the Statue of Liberty into a mech.”

  • @Zebo12345678
    @Zebo12345678 Před 3 měsíci +38

    You can imagine King George standing atop his ship shouting that final speech over the bay as Rupert Grint literally runs atop the water, bomb strapped to his chest. George, knowing there is no hope, projects his voice as loud as he can across the colonies, letting the Americans know that even in death, this isn't over, and the Brits will continue to conquer them in their nightmares.
    What a poetic end to a narcissistic ruler.
    He's still no Napoleon though. The Napoleon AI is unmatched in this genre.

  • @blissfulzane7154
    @blissfulzane7154 Před 3 měsíci +855

    21:19 "Oh I do love to dance but only with invisble headgehogs...they got great taste in music."
    You heard it here folks, George III danced with Sonic.

    • @realmaggymage
      @realmaggymage Před 3 měsíci +74

      Well, it makes sense that he wants to dance only with invisible hedgehogs, seeing as he himself can apparently turn invisible as well.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 2 měsíci +3

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @captainnomekop5056
      @captainnomekop5056 Před 2 měsíci +21

      And as we all know Sonic has incredible taste in music.

    • @kalandillon8320
      @kalandillon8320 Před 2 měsíci +21

      He’s not wrong, sonic does have tons of great music.

    • @monke3969
      @monke3969 Před 2 měsíci +15

      I now realised the invisible hedgehogs foreshadowed how he decided to go invisible at the end

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 Před 3 měsíci +243

    "Being blown to bits is just another British pastime, like cocaine or neglecting the French." -George the Third, apparently

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 3 měsíci +22

      Moments before death

    • @CianNorman-Wright
      @CianNorman-Wright Před 2 měsíci +50

      Croquet not cocaine but either way great line

    • @zixvirzjghamn737
      @zixvirzjghamn737 Před měsícem +1

      You're right, it wasn't popular until the 1800's, around the time of Sherlock Holmes@@CianNorman-Wright

  • @tomleggosaurus1
    @tomleggosaurus1 Před 3 měsíci +41

    Shoutout to 'Doug's AI characters going fucking insane'. Gotta be one of my favourite video genres.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Před 2 měsíci +6

      Canonically accurate too!
      Probably because he was Trauma-ridden by his first son’s death and old age bringing all sorts of mental health issues, plus some other things,
      Idk, History class isn’t exactly taught well around here.
      The George III being f’cking cuckoo was real though

  • @Cnadiandip
    @Cnadiandip Před 3 měsíci +60

    Idea: King George should return as a cyborg for some reason and challenge Napoleon Bonaparte to a battle for all of Europe to get revenge on France for assisting in Britains defeat of the revolutionary war

  • @BurntWaffles27
    @BurntWaffles27 Před 3 měsíci +490

    the pure fear and anger in king georges voice when doug announced that chat got rupert at 30:07

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness Před 3 měsíci +27

      Doug: “That’s… what Rupert…?”

  • @dragonfluf
    @dragonfluf Před 3 měsíci +412

    I really love Doug's character trait of being absurdly patriotic but also knowing next to nothing about history

  • @shinylugia7052
    @shinylugia7052 Před 2 měsíci +27

    British: We have an army
    Americans: We have a hulk.

  • @L0calQu33r_Cryptid
    @L0calQu33r_Cryptid Před 3 měsíci +33

    watching doug, chat, and ai interact is like watching a bunch of toddlers play with action figures and army men, especially at 28:52

  • @Blub_525
    @Blub_525 Před 3 měsíci +329

    As a Virginian I will admit that we have a statue of the George v George boxing match. We even have a wooden box we smack people with from time to time.

    • @nathannunes2894
      @nathannunes2894 Před 3 měsíci +35

      Are you in George Washington or Thomas Jefferson?

    • @jasonzhou8274
      @jasonzhou8274 Před 3 měsíci +17

      @@nathannunes2894 According to Google it's right on the border of the two.

  • @aaronhelmsman
    @aaronhelmsman Před 3 měsíci +476

    In Marvel canon, Bruce BANNER is the Hulk. His love interest is Betty Ross, a woman with a name VERY similar to Betsy Ross, real life creator of the star-spangled banner. A revolutionary Hulk mech is literally a giant weapon as a monument to the flag of the country and incredibly American

    • @kostasouliotis1559
      @kostasouliotis1559 Před 3 měsíci +15

      star-spangled banner was written by a poet named Francis Scott Key in 1814 (so war of 1812). Betsy Ross (a seamstress by trade) made some of the first flags flown by the United States and allegedly helped finish the design

    • @peanutbutter6720
      @peanutbutter6720 Před 3 měsíci +38

      @@kostasouliotis1559the song is named after the flag being a “star-spangled banner”. So they’re technically not wrong

    • @DessertArbiter
      @DessertArbiter Před 2 měsíci +2

      historians now agree that Betsy Ross probably never existed

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@kostasouliotis1559 She literally made THE star spangled banner the song is about

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@DessertArbiter She didn't after Hulk was done with her

  • @captaincole4511
    @captaincole4511 Před 3 měsíci +18

    30:09 I laughed so hard at the way he says "WHOS GOING TO FEED MY DUCKS NOW??"

  • @glorb09
    @glorb09 Před 2 měsíci +4

    "they disguised themselves as bacon"
    we shoulda remembered that for WWII

  • @Katari_
    @Katari_ Před 3 měsíci +272

    King George the third is unironically the funniest character in all of DougDoug history 😂
    Every single line is pure gold.
    My favourite quote is definitely: "And if you dream of refinement it will be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares! 🤣

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 Před 3 měsíci +54

      What really set me off was him shouting with righteous anger how he will crush the colonies... and then becoming most calm person ever. "And for my next trick, I will turn invisible. Magic is just a wednesday for me"

    • @Slimmsnarl
      @Slimmsnarl Před 2 měsíci +9

      What are number one and two

  • @KingMatthewXV
    @KingMatthewXV Před 3 měsíci +596

    4:58 As a Marylander they can take our freedom but they shall never insult OUR CRABS.

    • @ActuallyAthena
      @ActuallyAthena Před 3 měsíci +18

      Our crabs suck, i actually do prefer a nice bri'sh lobster

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yeah but Point Look Out though...

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve Před 3 měsíci +2

      Erm… 😅 Crabs pride! 🤢

    • @mitzo4526
      @mitzo4526 Před 3 měsíci +11

      OLD BAY FOREVER

    • @doomdoge
      @doomdoge Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@ActuallyAthena Found the Red Coat

  • @Ratscallion_exe
    @Ratscallion_exe Před 3 měsíci +5

    10:53 Lupus Regine(?) in latin, ruffly translates to "Wolf Queen" which combined with "Royal Furry Fangs" would imply more than one werewolf...
    George is not screwing around, he let the his British furry queen hellhound unit (convention) out to get YOU, and oh boy, he is going to make Geneva look like a casual tea party.

  • @BandageVanguard
    @BandageVanguard Před 3 měsíci +21

    16:31 Lmao, George is shushing him for interrupting

  • @Synchos90
    @Synchos90 Před 3 měsíci +161

    They fought like a soft breeze over a summer hill.
    They fought like a peaking microphone.
    They fought like a squirting bottle of ketchup.

    • @robertchaney2704
      @robertchaney2704 Před 3 měsíci +45

      They fought like a raccoon in a dumpster
      They fought like two drunks in a parking lot
      They fought like a mother for custody of her child

    • @WackyrDrago
      @WackyrDrago Před 2 měsíci +9

      They fought like drunken fathers.
      They fought like furious widows.
      They fought like the hulk.

    • @zixvirzjghamn737
      @zixvirzjghamn737 Před měsícem +2

      They fought like a pack of savage honey badgers.
      They fought like an unexploded nuclear warhead.
      They fought like a voraciously hungry bear eating a horse.

  • @TheVeeBeaT
    @TheVeeBeaT Před 3 měsíci +353

    25:05 George had some astoundingly good one-liners, and I think this is the best one

    • @gunnarschlichting9886
      @gunnarschlichting9886 Před 3 měsíci +39

      Agreed, that line goes hard.

    • @BlueLiminality
      @BlueLiminality Před 3 měsíci +36

      You could feel the smug sarcasm.

    • @IshowSongNames
      @IshowSongNames Před 2 měsíci +39

      They'd return to their Liberte 🦅 egality 😇 absurdity 🤬 so sit back and pour us some of the finest tea 🍵 and watch this grand spectacle of colonial and french catastrophe 🥶 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @theantagonist801
      @theantagonist801 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@IshowSongNames Spitting Bars fr

  • @tymunster
    @tymunster Před 2 měsíci +5

    Dougdoug is the only person who I will see a title and thumbnail, think to myself "this has to be some of the worst content ever. There's no way I watch this." And then I watch it and love it

  • @themadtitan8379
    @themadtitan8379 Před 3 měsíci +34

    3:10 “why’s he shitting on Ireland and Scotland?” Because he’s British, Doug

  • @pissgaming420
    @pissgaming420 Před 3 měsíci +1375

    I can't believe the British were AI all along. I'm shitting and crying rn.

    • @lermajerms
      @lermajerms Před 3 měsíci +89

      im just shitting

    • @nuclear4569
      @nuclear4569 Před 3 měsíci +35

      Makes sense, that's why they pronounce everything weird.

    • @piemanpeek2357
      @piemanpeek2357 Před 3 měsíci +38

      Actually pissing and shitting and kicking my feet and crying

    • @NITE_CALEB
      @NITE_CALEB Před 3 měsíci +11

      @@nuclear4569 makes sense

    • @ranting2daMAX
      @ranting2daMAX Před 3 měsíci +13

      thanks piss gaming 420 very helpful insight (also nice pfp)

  • @Shadowxx98
    @Shadowxx98 Před 3 měsíci +701

    "One of our British VIP's has suggested to immediately surrender to the British"
    Was Spiff in the chat?

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE Před 3 měsíci +36

      Which Spiff? Space one or ing one?

    • @deimondrawsproductions
      @deimondrawsproductions Před 3 měsíci +67

      the fact I thought u meant Astralspiff and was confused on when he became british-😅

    • @CR1MSONACE
      @CR1MSONACE Před 3 měsíci +50

      @@deimondrawsproductions I mean, he's Canadian, and that's _probably_ close enough _maybe._

    • @derpfluidvariant0916
      @derpfluidvariant0916 Před 3 měsíci +18

      ​@@CR1MSONACEI hate how I instantly understand what you were asking.

    • @deimondrawsproductions
      @deimondrawsproductions Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@CR1MSONACE XD Id have thought itd go under french atleast

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 3 měsíci +9

    Holy shit, saying "being blown up is just another British past time like cocaine or neglecting the French" is the most gigachad thing ever said

  • @togytogathan1302
    @togytogathan1302 Před 3 měsíci +16

    "They'll be shitting bricks wrapped in union jacks before they even know what hit them." AI really will rule the world

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork Před 3 měsíci +293

    The real life king George was famously dubbed insane due to mental health issues, so the AI is actually too coherent here when compared to the real person. To be historically accurate AI George should be making random 400 word long paragraphs every time he speaks, with every sentence ending with the word peacock (because yes, that’s something that the real king George did during his illness)

    • @thefrubblewarrior4678
      @thefrubblewarrior4678 Před 3 měsíci +2

      What?

    • @eiiiotj
      @eiiiotj Před 3 měsíci +34

      @@thefrubblewarrior4678 what don’t you understand, peacock?

    • @sarahbunny0618
      @sarahbunny0618 Před měsícem

      @@eiiiotjLMFAO I read that in my head like an animal crossing catchphrase

  • @ShinraTogami
    @ShinraTogami Před 3 měsíci +439

    Love that King George saw that Twitch chat was extraordinarily hungry and strategized around that

  • @izeh567
    @izeh567 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Hey doug, i know you probably won't see this, but i just wanted to thank you.
    I've been dealing with depression for a while now, and your content has brought me comfort and an army of laughs in these hard times. Thank you DougDoug!

  • @FishDrinkLightGreen
    @FishDrinkLightGreen Před 3 měsíci +11

    "Another British pastime like croquet or neglecting the French"
    Wow it really is historically accurate!

  • @mlpfanboy1701
    @mlpfanboy1701 Před 3 měsíci +303

    Welcome to drunk history, the teachers blood alcohol level in this class makes him legally dead 10 beers ago.

    • @Ryann9
      @Ryann9 Před 3 měsíci +10

      I'm pretty sure the teacher runs on pure alcohol by now.

    • @rubber_man647
      @rubber_man647 Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@Ryann9alcohol and olive oil

    • @guy_kisser
      @guy_kisser Před 3 měsíci +8

      Reminds me of demoman

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Před 3 měsíci +4

      Okay that just gave me an idea, Drunk DougDoug vs an AI

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 Před 2 měsíci

      @guy_kisser Now I want to see Twitch chat face off against AI William Wallace portrayed by the Demoman.

  • @cennerdobber8196
    @cennerdobber8196 Před 3 měsíci +183

    “I love an invasion of my capital city. It’s like Christmas but instead of presents you get death”😅😅 what

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother Před 3 měsíci +25

      Man, King George III really has no heart. I would know because I won it in a game of cards.

    • @fakenamington8570
      @fakenamington8570 Před 3 měsíci

      I think I've seen that episode of doctor who

  • @kaydenbrashier
    @kaydenbrashier Před 3 měsíci +10

    I love how at 21:24 George almost sounds as if he was embarrassed at what he said

  • @Gabriel_TR
    @Gabriel_TR Před 3 měsíci +178

    30:06 i love the sheer indignation to the fact they got Rupert

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 Před 3 měsíci +28

      "oh egregious fuckery!" is going to be integrated into my daily life no matter the cost.

    • @Gabriel_TR
      @Gabriel_TR Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@comyuse9103 Baffle them with your superior British culture

  • @Krakachan
    @Krakachan Před 3 měsíci +1197

    2:09 - King George: “Ah, Delaware! Filled with more empty space than a Scottish man’s understanding of dental hygiene!”
    Me, a Scot minus two wisdom teeth: *Angry Scottish Noises*

    • @ciboria1
      @ciboria1 Před 3 měsíci +33

      Don't you mean HIFF?

    • @7evene1ev3n8
      @7evene1ev3n8 Před 3 měsíci +97

      Dear lord, he’s so angry google translate cannot translate him beyond “angry Scottish noise”

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Angry Thhhhhh noises

    • @Krakachan
      @Krakachan Před 3 měsíci +34

      It’s a mixture of a thick accent and heavy amounts of alcohol and anaesthetic. It’s utterly unintelligible to even other Scots!

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 Před 3 měsíci +12

      I thought scottish people were always angry, they're like british germans or something, no?

  • @reiltin.
    @reiltin. Před 3 měsíci +3

    this is what Rupert's Land is apparently lmao
    "Rupert's Land was a vast territory of northern wilderness. It represented a third of what is now Canada. From 1670 to 1870, it was the exclusive commercial domain of the Hudson's Bay Company(HBC) and the primary trapping grounds of the fur trade. The territory was named after Prince Rupert, the HBC's first governor."

  • @Meca-Mat
    @Meca-Mat Před 2 měsíci +5

    I can't believe ChatGPT randomly said one of King George's most famous line: "Magic is just another Wednesday for me."

  • @maniacbluejay
    @maniacbluejay Před 3 měsíci +175

    I love it when the AI eventually turns into an insanity-riddled, sass master

    • @droidixbacon
      @droidixbacon Před 2 měsíci +11

      it was actually arguably more sane than the actual George most of the time

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 2 měsíci +7

      Most of the time, he _was_ sane. The madness was more of a Napoleonic era thing.

  • @sirdancelot4098
    @sirdancelot4098 Před 3 měsíci +136

    I don’t blame them for being confused by Rupert’s Land.
    I’m Canadian and we’ve been taught about it since second grade and I still didn’t understand what it was until like 10th Grade lol.
    (It’s the territory defined by tributaries that flow into the Hudson’s Bay for anyone who still doesn’t know. It was valuable because of the plentiful amount of beaver pelts that could be produced there. Also the Hudson’s Bay Company operated there lol)

    • @ActuallyAthena
      @ActuallyAthena Před 3 měsíci +3

      Okay but who is ruber

    • @lucasshostrand9462
      @lucasshostrand9462 Před 2 měsíci +17

      @@ActuallyAthenaHe was their first governor and died in 1682. He was also called Rupert of the Rhine.

    • @derekstryder2281
      @derekstryder2281 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@ActuallyAthena Rupert was a cousin of King George who allowed the formation of the Hudson Bay's Company.

  • @Dinoman972
    @Dinoman972 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I love how Doug tried to prevent Chat from using historically innacurate weapons like nukes or chainsaws only for George to immediately create Black Friday one or two centuries earlier unopposed.

  • @settratheimperishable7800
    @settratheimperishable7800 Před 2 měsíci +6

    “When you think about it, aren’t we just fish in someone else’s bathtub? Splendid!”
    - Last words of King George III

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Před 3 měsíci +169

    17:47 I like to think that benjamin franklin is like the emperor from the old Star Wars and hes shooting lightning from his fingertips.

  • @SirPanikalot778
    @SirPanikalot778 Před 3 měsíci +144

    I like how King George cycles through upwards of 6 british accents at any given time.

  • @blairbird8022
    @blairbird8022 Před 3 měsíci +6

    "When you dream of refinement, it'll be my ghost, sipping tea in your nightmares."

  • @ceering99
    @ceering99 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Just mentioning Rupert's name overloaded the AI so much that he wasted half of his speech on him before turning invisible in shame and getting nuked multiple times.
    Truly an American hero, rest in peace Rupert o7

  • @randomnessatitsfinest6089
    @randomnessatitsfinest6089 Před 3 měsíci +140

    30:07 is absolutely rib shatteringly funny

    • @Mandemon1990
      @Mandemon1990 Před 3 měsíci +12

      I have been laughing at it for 20 minutes now. Moment I think I am getting it under control and suddenly "and for my next trick..." pops into my head and here I go again, laughing.

    • @Eric-jh5mp
      @Eric-jh5mp Před 3 měsíci +8

      Ya I've been scrolling the comments for like 30 min after watching it to revisit the time stamps. I've revisited this like 20 times and it's still getting me.

  • @OfficialAlfiethegamer
    @OfficialAlfiethegamer Před 3 měsíci +240

    "Well fuck me sideways with a crumpet" Has got to be one of the most dumbest quotes from an AI text to speech, that I have ever heard in my life

    • @Guitarton
      @Guitarton Před 3 měsíci +13

      *greatest quote

    • @Krakachan
      @Krakachan Před 3 měsíci +1

      The greatest quote of all time!

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@Krakachantolkien is shitting his pants in his grave rn

    • @frozenbonkchoy4986
      @frozenbonkchoy4986 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Timestamp?

  • @redcarkyle123
    @redcarkyle123 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I loved when King Charles III decided to go to a small cillage and sell a bunch of "french stuff".

  • @daiyadoggo
    @daiyadoggo Před 3 měsíci +143

    I love how this one, unlike the others which were just simple conquests with (mostly, except the Napoleon one) fictional factions from certain starting points, the whole starting point here is just entirely inaccurate so it's already messed up lol

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother Před 3 měsíci +16

      What are you talking about? This is completely accurate to the revolutionary war

  • @romanallgeier4661
    @romanallgeier4661 Před 3 měsíci +460

    23:27 skipping to a random part out of context is terrifying

  • @BetaBoyisme
    @BetaBoyisme Před 3 měsíci +6

    The Rupert duck feeding improv from the funny robot was probably the best thing I've heard in awhile

  • @KLGB76
    @KLGB76 Před 3 měsíci +69

    I’m French and my history teachers never told me the statue of liberty was a mech.

    • @flirkyn1661
      @flirkyn1661 Před 3 měsíci +9

      I'm french too and I'm conflicted about a lot of things there

  • @GodOhMyGosh
    @GodOhMyGosh Před 3 měsíci +98

    Doug, u are literally my favourite CZcamsr, you have brought me through good times and bad, all with a smile on my face. You deserve a lot more than this but it's all I can give right now. Thank you for being a great and original creator Doug.

  • @lucasshostrand9462
    @lucasshostrand9462 Před 2 měsíci +5

    If anyone is wondering who Rupert actually is he was the first governor of the Hudson bay company and died in 1682. He was also called Rupert of the Rhine.

  • @CopperBoom42
    @CopperBoom42 Před 3 měsíci +2

    "why's he roasting the Irish and the Scottish" my guy that has been the role of the English for most of a millennium, England has historically (and is still, currently) been hella antagonistic to both x)

  • @NuminorTheFool
    @NuminorTheFool Před 3 měsíci +51

    Jim Ross: WAIT WHO'S THAT? OH MY GOWD ITS THE FRENCH! AND THEY'VE BROUGHT A STEEL CHAIR!

    • @livebackwards
      @livebackwards Před 3 měsíci +6

      BAH GAWD IS THAT LA MARSEILLAISE I HEAR???

  • @aclon5457
    @aclon5457 Před 3 měsíci +122

    Considering King George III will eventually go insane, his tactics here do not surprise me

    • @RainJamba
      @RainJamba Před 3 měsíci +11

      eventually??? did u hear what he was saying in the second half

    • @aclon5457
      @aclon5457 Před 3 měsíci +8

      @@RainJamba please this pales in comparison to the real life escapades of George III

  • @animalhalo5984
    @animalhalo5984 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Twitch chat is basically a Looney Tunes villain that keeps getting foiled by their own plans

  • @jadejacobs2221
    @jadejacobs2221 Před 2 měsíci +2

    "When you dream of refinement, it'll be my ghost sipping tea in your nightmares."
    It's nonsensical as heck but surprisingly, weirdly poetic.

  • @frozentanukii
    @frozentanukii Před 3 měsíci +42

    As a history nerd, this is both painful and beautiful to watch. I can indeed say that everything is 100% historically accurate, though.

    • @Slimmsnarl
      @Slimmsnarl Před 2 měsíci +5

      Especially the giant battle mechs

  • @Thatmemeguylols
    @Thatmemeguylols Před 3 měsíci +108

    Doug: You can't bring a robot to the ball, it's the 1800s
    Also Doug: Let's teach the robot to waltz, it could use the exercise.

  • @waffle7356
    @waffle7356 Před 2 měsíci +7

    As a proud delaware resident, please send us adrift into the sea

  • @Warb0t
    @Warb0t Před 2 měsíci +2

    Why can i imagine Ben Franklin attacking the British with force lighting while being dressed up as palatine shouting “UNLIMITED POWER”

  • @august101wheatley8
    @august101wheatley8 Před 3 měsíci +67

    29:14 No doubts or questions, just absolute destruction

  • @spiffy6451
    @spiffy6451 Před 3 měsíci +117

    "why is he shitting on scotland and ireland?" said no brit ever

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Před 2 měsíci

      Does someone who doesn’t identify as British count?

  • @uruburus5203
    @uruburus5203 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The beggining:
    Chat there are no nukes yet
    The end:
    THEY LAUNCHED NUCLEAR OFFENSIVE AGAINST THE BRI'ISH