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  • čas přidán 31. 07. 2023
  • I created Twitch Chat's greatest rival: Napoleon Bonaparte.
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  • @Spiketrooper
    @Spiketrooper Před 9 měsíci +7018

    "Well shit happens you know?"
    -Napoleon Bonaparte

  • @chess
    @chess Před 9 měsíci +39035

    the final boss of chess 😳

  • @MrTheSilentAssassin
    @MrTheSilentAssassin Před 8 měsíci +8168

    Napoleon: Executes his own pawn
    42% of Chat: *Raises the White Flag of Surrender out of pure fear of the enemy's tactical brilliance*

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Před 8 měsíci +698

      It's the equivalent of a king walking up to the gates of an enemy keep with his squire in tow, then immediately skewering his unaware squire on his halberd and devouring the poor man alive.

    • @dudewithnolifepoop
      @dudewithnolifepoop Před 8 měsíci +269

      his king really said "pawn, im sorry but this isnt working anymore. we are going to have to cut you off and fire you."
      *chops off the pawns head and throws the body into the incinerator*

    • @willyknight8728
      @willyknight8728 Před 8 měsíci +35

      well this went better thank chatgpt vs stockfish bruh

    • @AvelineMelena
      @AvelineMelena Před 8 měsíci +74

      @@lesigh3410 Yeah i would probably surrender if i saw that

    • @notme8232
      @notme8232 Před 7 měsíci +15

      They must be French, too

  • @duncaneigg8819
    @duncaneigg8819 Před 7 měsíci +2256

    I just realized why his move was called the “Napoleon Ultra Paradox.” It would put both chat’s king and Napoleon’s king in checkmate, but in doing so neither king could take the other in conventional chess. But Napoleon isn’t playing by the rules. The move was both stupid and brilliant, a paradox.

    • @jamesthegr8er595
      @jamesthegr8er595 Před 3 měsíci +171

      I know it's three months old, but, think about it this way, Napoleon wanted the four pawns to surround his king, so technically by Napoleons rules, the king was taken by the pawn to the right of his king, and the room would've been taken out by the pawn above the king.

    • @thedoctorreileymtd4022
      @thedoctorreileymtd4022 Před 2 měsíci +8

      That’s what I was saying

    • @brendanfournier4037
      @brendanfournier4037 Před měsícem +2

      That's Beautiful actually haha

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 Před 29 dny

      boo

    • @boptodatop
      @boptodatop Před 23 dny +2

      Napoleon really was screwed over by his generals lmao!

  • @hoangnguyennang5838
    @hoangnguyennang5838 Před 9 měsíci +11544

    that dude who suggested Doug to make Napoleon name all his moves was a genius and a treasure to this world

  • @kumquatgaming1727
    @kumquatgaming1727 Před 9 měsíci +5416

    We all had our laughs but imagine if the NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX actually worked

    • @Hiro-Code016
      @Hiro-Code016 Před 9 měsíci +437

      It did because he basically killed himself instead of his opponents

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved Před 9 měsíci +237

      Well it would have, if he had actually let it play through. There were actually zero legal moves that could have taken his King in that position.

    • @GoldenOwlYT
      @GoldenOwlYT Před 9 měsíci +330

      I’m surprised it took him until the NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX to try simultaneously moving multiple pieces at the same time

    • @Napoleon_1769
      @Napoleon_1769 Před 9 měsíci +116

      It was those blasted generals

    • @JzanderN
      @JzanderN Před 9 měsíci

      I suspect the genius Napoleon wanted the surrounding pawns to take the threatening rook and bishop, but General DougDoug messed it up.

  • @thefirestaffboy
    @thefirestaffboy Před 8 měsíci +5832

    Napoleon: *can cheat*
    His Generals: *get him out of check*
    Twitch:*makes a logical move*
    Napoleon: " MY GENERALS HAVE FAILED ME"

    • @aureklanderson4498
      @aureklanderson4498 Před 8 měsíci +174

      Just like the real one

    • @boceksiadam
      @boceksiadam Před 8 měsíci +22

      ​@@aureklanderson4498Not at all.

    • @RichD1
      @RichD1 Před 7 měsíci +32

      @@boceksiadamyes, except the russian invasion which was the most catastrophic blow to napoleon

    • @boceksiadam
      @boceksiadam Před 7 měsíci +22

      @@RichD1 Sure, it was a catastrophe. However the general vibe was Napoleon styling on continental Europe so he didn't had to explain away a lot of mistakes.

    • @GreenBlueWalkthrough
      @GreenBlueWalkthrough Před 7 měsíci +4

      Seems legit.

  • @bagelman9878
    @bagelman9878 Před 6 měsíci +885

    I love how when one chat member says “why don’t we also cheat?” The entire chat just started screaming “FUCK YOU”

    • @themostcertified4377
      @themostcertified4377 Před měsícem

      When?

    • @ALittleChildWithAutism
      @ALittleChildWithAutism Před měsícem +17

      @@themostcertified4377 9:34

    • @Kinito_pet99
      @Kinito_pet99 Před měsícem +23

      ​@@ALittleChildWithAutism Get back in the basement or no more food for a week

    • @zenixkiryu
      @zenixkiryu Před 24 dny +10

      Pfft it looks pretty bad when you frame it like that, but I'm also pretty sure they were just yelling at the Napoleon bot

    • @bagelman9878
      @bagelman9878 Před 24 dny +13

      @@zenixkiryu probably, but it’s funny to imagine the whole chat got so pissed at one guy asking a question that they just all simultaneously yelled fuck you

  • @EonLess
    @EonLess Před 9 měsíci +5004

    The harder Napoleon loses, the more arrogant and flamboyant he gets.
    Very historically accurate.

  • @zhixeee2429
    @zhixeee2429 Před 9 měsíci +5997

    The way the A.I goes from doing legal moves to doing an ILLEGAL teleport into the worst possible position kills me

    • @snakevenom8136
      @snakevenom8136 Před 9 měsíci +717

      Your mind is too feeble to comprehend the napoleon ultra paradox

    • @Ben-fl6rf
      @Ben-fl6rf Před 9 měsíci +151

      Especially because he could have teleported his king to take chats and yet he didn't

    • @wayward5219
      @wayward5219 Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@snakevenom8136He plays in 4d

    • @hedgehogdinosaur3023
      @hedgehogdinosaur3023 Před 9 měsíci +224

      @Ben-fl6rf That's why it's a paradox it's a seemingly awful move but will ultimately be a cornerstone in your offense and lead you to win the game. If only Napoleon's awesome strategies weren't wasted on his incompetent and fumbling generals.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 9 měsíci +16

      Hence the PARADOX

  • @colossusslayer1234
    @colossusslayer1234 Před 8 měsíci +1254

    The AI blaming Doug for literally every single move was absolutely perfect.

  • @iwillslapyou4982
    @iwillslapyou4982 Před 8 měsíci +545

    The fact that The Waterloo Whirlwind sounds so impressive when in actuality it is a pawn moving 1 space to the left

  • @Makura6901
    @Makura6901 Před 9 měsíci +10131

    at this point I want Doug to just save hundreds of hours of twitch chat and put it into an ai that generates a fake twitch chat and just not tell us

    • @plaguedoctorate3174
      @plaguedoctorate3174 Před 9 měsíci +931

      Bold of you to assume he hasn't already

    • @emilionavarro3004
      @emilionavarro3004 Před 9 měsíci +669

      He has, but the results are very bad. Still a working progress.

    • @readermcrose5864
      @readermcrose5864 Před 9 měsíci +471

      Twitch chat vs our evil clones would be so fun to watch!

    • @baileyduggan3659
      @baileyduggan3659 Před 9 měsíci +432

      @@emilionavarro3004didn't he say it started slurring immediately?

    • @Makura6901
      @Makura6901 Před 9 měsíci +180

      @@emilionavarro3004 wait what holy shit thats amazing

  • @scylla1772
    @scylla1772 Před 9 měsíci +8648

    "Viva la France and prepare to Shit your Pants" is THE most powerful opening line in a game of chess

  • @BloodSugarLQ
    @BloodSugarLQ Před 7 měsíci +613

    if only chatgpt was as good at chess as it is at coming up with names for its moves

  • @nuclearpikmin5484
    @nuclearpikmin5484 Před 8 měsíci +1019

    4:09 Parisian Guillotine
    5:14 Bourbon Backbreaker
    6:13 Corsican Cannibal
    7:06 Marseille's Mutilator
    7:56 Elba Island Invasion
    8:50 Waterloo Whirlwind
    10:19 Provonco Pummel
    10:46 Bordeaux Blitz
    11:20 Versailles Vanquisher
    11:59 Savoyarde Strike
    12:59 Toulouse Tornado
    14:15 Marseille Mirage
    15:23 Lyon Lion's Roar
    16:29 (Ferocious Francois)
    17:54 Fierce Flandering Flash
    18:56 Avignon Avalanture (Toulouse Thunder)
    19:46 Cannes Crush (Dauntless Dijon)
    20:43 Marseille's Marvel
    21:35 Napolean Ultra Paradox
    22:38 Le Havre Hammer (Grenoble Goliath)
    23:23 Montpellier Mirage
    24:19 Orleans Outrage (Grenoble Goliath)

    • @The_Red_Man
      @The_Red_Man Před 7 měsíci +27

      You deserve my like

    • @malthe236
      @malthe236 Před 6 měsíci +4

      life saver

    • @plushtheotter
      @plushtheotter Před 6 měsíci +8

      fucking legend

    • @Synest2
      @Synest2 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I love you

    • @diegoborges1348
      @diegoborges1348 Před 6 měsíci +7

      I'd like to apologize for I made a comment listing all of his moves with the timestamps, but I hadn't seen your comment yet

  • @SpikeGamer06
    @SpikeGamer06 Před 9 měsíci +3884

    Napoleon blaming his mistakes on Doug and saying "shit happens" is one of the funniest dougdoug moments of all time

    • @borisganev2138
      @borisganev2138 Před 9 měsíci +121

      Shit happens yknow?

    • @spookyscarylamppost3431
      @spookyscarylamppost3431 Před 9 měsíci +166

      It sounds just like a guy who break character for a gag.

    • @Pokemichael
      @Pokemichael Před 9 měsíci +115

      @@spookyscarylamppost3431 he literally did. The French accent completely disappeared when he said that

    • @boredgamer181
      @boredgamer181 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Timestamp?

    • @highlight3214
      @highlight3214 Před 9 měsíci +26

      ​@@boredgamer1814:44

  • @darthjc4
    @darthjc4 Před 9 měsíci +2576

    The "Napoleon ultra paradox" was just that. A move so epic that instead of beating his enemies, he beat his own army.

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 Před 9 měsíci +174

      It's an amazing name, and if it didn't break the rules (no instant win), one of the pawns surrounding white's king would have taken back's King, ending the game instantly.
      A fitting name for what would have been a final decisive move where he surrounds himself with pawns, some of which would have been already taken.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 9 měsíci +15

      Well it _was_ a paradox.

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 Před 8 měsíci +125

    “Shit happens, you know”
    -Emperor Napoleon

  • @EdwardENigma-cg3kt
    @EdwardENigma-cg3kt Před 8 měsíci +417

    The funniest part is that napoleon could have ended the game in a single move by loving literally any piece onto chat’s king but chose not to out of sheer incompetence. Amazing

    • @whatastandupguy3050
      @whatastandupguy3050 Před 3 měsíci +16

      That’s not really how chess works
      And by that I mean that’s not even how you cheat at chess

    • @drewstillexists
      @drewstillexists Před 2 měsíci +20

      You just don't understand the brilliance of his strategy.

    • @TheSourKnight
      @TheSourKnight Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@drewstillexistsHe lost

    • @drewstillexists
      @drewstillexists Před 2 měsíci +16

      @@TheSourKnight Only because of his incompetent generals

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@drewstillexistshe WAS his incompetent generals

  • @DisturbedNeo
    @DisturbedNeo Před 9 měsíci +1035

    Napoleon repeatedly blaming Doug for his bad moves completely unprompted is freaking hilarious.

    • @claytonsimons3361
      @claytonsimons3361 Před 9 měsíci +48

      I mean, napoleon said so so it must be true

    • @Bugermanchi
      @Bugermanchi Před 9 měsíci +20

      Anyone would blame Doug Doug for his bad moves. Napoleon is better without a side cast .

    • @queenchaosyet
      @queenchaosyet Před 9 měsíci +19

      I love how when Napoleon started to blame his generals Doug took it as “I’m the general and he’s blaming ME???”

  • @bishop659
    @bishop659 Před 9 měsíci +2901

    As we know, every French person can he stereotyped as the spy from tf2

    • @Slenderquil
      @Slenderquil Před 9 měsíci +235

      Spy could probably disguise himself as every French person

    • @malevolenc_y
      @malevolenc_y Před 9 měsíci +103

      ​@@Slenderquilspy can disguise as anyone
      including you.

    • @ultra5986
      @ultra5986 Před 9 měsíci +37

      I am Ze Spy

    • @sandwichguy2589
      @sandwichguy2589 Před 9 měsíci +42

      Maybe the true French person was the red spy in the base the entire time

    • @Thisismyhandleforyt
      @Thisismyhandleforyt Před 9 měsíci +4

      yes correct

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 6 měsíci +89

    It really is fitting that Dougdoug picked Napoleon because that mf never gave up and was absolutely not above dirty tactics. He was exiled to an island, decided he was done with that and just sailed back to the mainland. The army tried to stop him but he just stood there and told them to fall back under his command and then proceeded to march them back against the government.

  • @posthistoricdino422
    @posthistoricdino422 Před 8 měsíci +45

    16:20
    chess, but with named and storied pieces, also they don't really move or play like chess at all. it's just ai generated fire emblem at this point.

    • @TheBodyEuphoric
      @TheBodyEuphoric Před měsícem

      that is an AMAZING video game idea Sir/Madam/Lord posthistoricdino. also fanfic fuel galore

  • @RedOshawott23
    @RedOshawott23 Před 9 měsíci +1727

    Gotta love how as soon as Napoleon takes his own piece, 42% of chat understands fear and realizes just how unrestrained he truly is.

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Před 9 měsíci +45

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who begin to interest us at first sight, somehow suddenly, all at once, before a word has been spoken"
      ~ Dostoevsky

    • @felizen
      @felizen Před 9 měsíci +24

      @@philosophy_bot4171 Thank you philosophy bot :)

    • @kirakat5
      @kirakat5 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Ain't no way red oshawott is on this yt video. I'm subbed to you

    • @RedOshawott23
      @RedOshawott23 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@kirakat5 Small world :)

    • @jonaut5705
      @jonaut5705 Před 9 měsíci

      @@philosophy_bot4171 an actually good bot? thank you, whoever made this

  • @fjkdjal2504
    @fjkdjal2504 Před 9 měsíci +1948

    Fun fact: Napoleon was actually pretty bad at chess IRL. The ‘Napoleon opening’ in chess is considered very juvenile and easily countered, but it was named after one of his favorite strategies.

    • @BruhElement
      @BruhElement Před 9 měsíci +249

      History accurate AI

    • @MatthewSanthos
      @MatthewSanthos Před 9 měsíci +32

      wasn't he good by the 1800s standards?

    • @ismaelsilveira2316
      @ismaelsilveira2316 Před 9 měsíci +36

      Funny thing is, he used that move against an automaton, which was basically an 1800s AI

    • @NitroNinja324
      @NitroNinja324 Před 9 měsíci +132

      @@ismaelsilveira2316 Which was just some guy who was really good at chess under a table moving the arm.

    • @felizen
      @felizen Před 9 měsíci +9

      And in this AI he cheats, like a bad chess player would!

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před 8 měsíci +96

    10:45
    Damn, when I heard Doug trained the Napoleon AI to cheat at chess, I didn't actually think it would express the late emperor's mannerisms so accurately. What kind of Napoleon Data did Doug feed the AI?

  • @s.bekooy3773
    @s.bekooy3773 Před 8 měsíci +73

    Napoleon here feels like a new d&d player who wants to do nothing but make the coolest moves possible while failing all his rolls, but the dm takes pity on him

  • @Logan601_Guy
    @Logan601_Guy Před 9 měsíci +1901

    The fact that the AI could cheat and instead of actually taking advantage of it he just put himself in compromising positions is hilarious

    • @jknifgijdfui
      @jknifgijdfui Před 9 měsíci +57

      hes basically the uncle grandpa of chess

    • @cooltwittertag
      @cooltwittertag Před 9 měsíci +100

      tbf doug literally put in the prompt that ai napoleon should do illogical and compromising moves as part of a "greater plan"

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I’d literally just capture the enemy king with my queen at that point.

    • @averagecat4220
      @averagecat4220 Před 9 měsíci +15

      @@d1kgaws12AI Napoleon couldn’t do that; it was the only cheating thing it wasn’t allowed to do. In the VOD you can see what the guidelines for AI Napoleon were

    • @tylersimcox8753
      @tylersimcox8753 Před 9 měsíci +4

      "comprimising" (o ) \
      (o ) /

  • @tibbs7620
    @tibbs7620 Před 9 měsíci +6019

    It's scarily historically accurate that every time Napolean makes a mistake, he immediately blames it on his generals. It's like it's really him!

    • @BeesechurgerProductions
      @BeesechurgerProductions Před 9 měsíci +599

      Plus Doug getting the full experience of being a Napoleonic French general and having to stand there helplessly as he's blamed for doing exactly what he was told

    • @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur
      @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur Před 8 měsíci +111

      in his defense, his soldiers did fail him a few times where his strategy was sound.

    • @Monkey_ProGames
      @Monkey_ProGames Před 8 měsíci +11

      Almost like it is him :0

    • @Florragonis
      @Florragonis Před 8 měsíci +9

      As soon as I read that comment he said exactly what you were saying. 10:49

    • @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868
      @apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868 Před 8 měsíci +18

      wait... you don't think... could it be... the actual ghost of napoleon?

  • @stephenl6948
    @stephenl6948 Před 9 měsíci +64

    5:14 I love how Napoleon scares Doug 😆

  • @ethanwillis7369
    @ethanwillis7369 Před 7 měsíci +37

    One minute in and I can confirm that the AI certainly has Napoleon's ego

  • @dimitrikemitsky
    @dimitrikemitsky Před 9 měsíci +1974

    "Let their idle gossip be drowned in the roaring tide of French victory!"
    Not gonna lie, hell of a line from AI Napoleon.

  • @mrgar4446
    @mrgar4446 Před 9 měsíci +3828

    i love how the Napoleon Ultra Paradox was such a perfect move that it manages to put the king in such an exact spot on the board that it was in check by 3 pieces

    • @randomthings8801
      @randomthings8801 Před 9 měsíci +446

      That’s the paradox

    • @thataintfalco7106
      @thataintfalco7106 Před 9 měsíci +91

      By FOUR pieces, the knight was in a position to destroy him if he moved left lmfao

    • @narrspiel5795
      @narrspiel5795 Před 9 měsíci +60

      By old-school rule, a check is defined as a King being attacked by one or two opponent pieces. His King being attacked by four pieces was not only not in check, but also delivering check on Twitch Chat's King.

    • @senlim8461
      @senlim8461 Před 9 měsíci +13

      he actually moved directly into checkmate

    • @InfiniteGreninja
      @InfiniteGreninja Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@thataintfalco7106that’s not check

  • @bizzaroid2021
    @bizzaroid2021 Před 5 měsíci +99

    Napoleon AI using random French cities names to name his strategies is the funniest thing as a French 😂

    • @pokegard
      @pokegard Před 5 měsíci +3

      How accurate are they to how the cities work/are?

    • @bizzaroid2021
      @bizzaroid2021 Před 5 měsíci +15

      @@pokegardNot very accurate honestly. Though the AI is very good at creating strategy with the same letters as the city/region.

    • @Door227
      @Door227 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Damn your French? Get well soon my man

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk Před 7 měsíci +4

    The fucking splash screens with every move name destroy me

  • @axolotljames
    @axolotljames Před 9 měsíci +829

    The editor desperately needs a raise
    (especially for those name cards for Napoleons Moves)

    • @me-lz7jb
      @me-lz7jb Před 9 měsíci +9

      +1

    • @Suzumi-kun
      @Suzumi-kun Před 9 měsíci +9

      +1 but I need to point out the namecard art (specifically the spy poses) were created by Jeagle_g, which wasn't fully mentioned in the description

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@Suzumi-kunDid they edit them in? They're mentioned in the description now.

    • @Suzumi-kun
      @Suzumi-kun Před 9 měsíci

      @@day7163 oh he was already mentioned but just not as having created that art

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Před 9 měsíci

      @@Suzumi-kun Ah okay. Yeah it's worded a little weird. Animation I feel like is kinda confusing in this context.

  • @a_person99
    @a_person99 Před 9 měsíci +2101

    The Napoleon Ultra Paradox was actually a brilliant move, by teleporting next to the king and surrounding himself with pawns he would've captured every piece around the king including the enemy king, he wins by putting himself in checkmate a paradox if you will, truly one of the grandmasters of all time.

    • @mioj0000000
      @mioj0000000 Před 8 měsíci +208

      It was the general's fault

    • @missingtexturez
      @missingtexturez Před 8 měsíci +84

      ​@@mioj0000000yeah his general sent the pawns to the wrong spots

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 Před 8 měsíci +16

      Unfortunately that’s only next turn and on the enemies turn they can capture the king making it still fail

    • @dizzy916
      @dizzy916 Před 7 měsíci +8

      It's like an automatic draw

    • @icecream5125
      @icecream5125 Před 5 měsíci

      @@capadociaash8003 you can cheat but you can’t be immortal?

  • @horsesteam9173
    @horsesteam9173 Před 8 měsíci +26

    It's honestly hilarious that I can see some of those quotes from AI Napoleon as something the Spy would say

  • @SomeGuyOnTheInternet5
    @SomeGuyOnTheInternet5 Před 7 měsíci +20

    In reality, the Napoleon Ultra Paradox was the best play ever. Let me explain.
    So, Napoleon did put his king into checkmate, however, by putting his pawns around both him and the enemy king, it leads into a true paradox. Both kings are in a checkmate, which means that the game cannot be won or lost by either of them, leading into a stalemate

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 Před 4 měsíci +3

      His genius is truly beyond his general's comprehension.

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks Před 9 měsíci +769

    The Napoleon AI could literally be the villain in a Yu-gi-oh show and I wouldn't even question it. He'd literally be abridged series Kaiba, breaking the rules.

    • @schw4rztee502
      @schw4rztee502 Před 9 měsíci +38

      Screw the rules! I have an empire!

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks Před 9 měsíci +60

      @@schw4rztee502 "I normal summon my Blue Eyes White Dragon in the spell and trap zone and then I attack you directly. Blue Eyes, use Croissant Barrage". Or some other overly stupid name that doesn't suit Blue Eyes.

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 Před 9 měsíci +25

      @@riskyworks "Croissant Catastrophe"

    • @Gamorou
      @Gamorou Před 9 měsíci +6

      Yugi cheats about 4 times more than Kaiba though

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@jingbot1071 That's good!

  • @lvoryRose
    @lvoryRose Před 9 měsíci +434

    The fact that the AI that CAN CHEAT made the literal worst move, putting itself in check multiple times and CHECKMATING ITSELF, is hilarious

    • @teradaryo
      @teradaryo Před 9 měsíci +15

      He was actually making genius moves, but it was his generals screwing up the execution every time

  • @itsyaboig1198
    @itsyaboig1198 Před 4 měsíci +17

    I like how when that one chatter asked why they couldn’t also cheat to win, about 95% of chat was shaming them

  • @eydeet914
    @eydeet914 Před 8 měsíci +14

    20:47 oh screw you i was looking at any possible reason my pc would have made this sound until i rewatched this part like 3 times... damn xD

  • @dazcar2203
    @dazcar2203 Před 9 měsíci +1570

    Napoleon being actually funny shows just how far chatgpt has come in the past year

  • @zenphir9051
    @zenphir9051 Před 9 měsíci +764

    I like how ChatGPT has moments of clarity where it plays chess legitimately for a while.

    • @abyschaaf6985
      @abyschaaf6985 Před 9 měsíci +34

      I wonder if it was trying to replicate patterns it was being fed with twitch chat's moves

    • @sprshb1852
      @sprshb1852 Před 8 měsíci +5

      It doesn’t look like chatgpt. They usually have guidelines and probably wouldn’t talk about anal beads and the only way to use it in a program is with an api.
      I am guessing it is GPT-3 running on his computer, just speculation tho.

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal Před 8 měsíci

      @@sprshb1852 IIRC, if you use the API, the guidelines aren't there. So a swearing, anally stimulated Napoleon is still possible this way.

  • @Haloyayz
    @Haloyayz Před 8 měsíci +128

    Fun Fact: most of the lines of his attacks and names of his chess pieces are based on actual french things like french territories and cities

    • @robertredfield8873
      @robertredfield8873 Před 7 měsíci +17

      Thanks Captain Obvious

    • @Haloyayz
      @Haloyayz Před 7 měsíci +2

      dawg some people dont know geography and dont even live in france lol@@robertredfield8873

    • @HorrorEnjoyer3
      @HorrorEnjoyer3 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Napoleon Ultra Paradox?

    • @Haloyayz
      @Haloyayz Před 7 měsíci

      paradox is the company who made hoi4
      (a strategy game based on war and ww2)
      @@HorrorEnjoyer3

    • @lot5191
      @lot5191 Před 7 měsíci +15

      @@HorrorEnjoyer3pretty sure that’s based on napoleon but im not a professional

  • @coffeenotcoffee8492
    @coffeenotcoffee8492 Před 8 měsíci +22

    10:33 Napoleon sacs his king, this should now just turn into extinction chess where the kings are capturable pieces and the last player with pieces on the board wins

  • @TheWizardsOfOz
    @TheWizardsOfOz Před 9 měsíci +3604

    Twitch chat: makes logical moves
    Napoleon in every move: "AHA! You have fallen to my trap like imbeciles!"

    • @IsoApina
      @IsoApina Před 9 měsíci +46

      The spy as Napoleon suits so well

    • @KaseyC.
      @KaseyC. Před 9 měsíci +38

      tbf everything is a trap when you can move anywhere

    • @beanworld4695
      @beanworld4695 Před 9 měsíci +20

      ​@@Georogos YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!!

    • @theasexualidiot4803
      @theasexualidiot4803 Před 9 měsíci +1

      And then I’d like “damn they took my pawn. My damn generals!”

    • @Reginald425
      @Reginald425 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Clearly, the only logical move was cheating

  • @user-oe7vx2bk2l
    @user-oe7vx2bk2l Před 9 měsíci +803

    "Well shit happens you know?"-Napoleon Bonaparte. I actually want Napoleon to return. The archenemies of Twitch chat.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před 7 měsíci +18

      Napoleon is the true other main character, the opposition to twitch chat

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 6 měsíci +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 12 dny

      Well, he did, and lost again.

  • @holycarp1676
    @holycarp1676 Před 8 měsíci +17

    The AIs strategy is to terrify the opponent with utter insanity

  • @SuraimuWasTaken
    @SuraimuWasTaken Před 7 měsíci +7

    Napoleon: *Says anything French*
    Doug: Oooh!

  • @lepatrick4596
    @lepatrick4596 Před 9 měsíci +2015

    i want napoleon and his anal beads to be a recurring character in the dougdoug cinematic universe, battling the twitch chat coalition in different games

    • @boonanadude4516
      @boonanadude4516 Před 9 měsíci +45

      Please doug I beg

    • @meelonsquid
      @meelonsquid Před 8 měsíci +13

      yes please

    • @ThatOneGuy45400
      @ThatOneGuy45400 Před 8 měsíci +40

      Imagine Doug makes a new episode of A.I. Takeover and brings back Napoleon

    • @paulrance5445
      @paulrance5445 Před 8 měsíci +8

      @@ThatOneGuy45400
      This video was from a part of a stream just like that, it’s on the vod channel

    • @Skippymcskep
      @Skippymcskep Před 8 měsíci +13

      Something similar to this happened, it was like the episodes where Doug and twitch chat battle for land using ai but Doug was replaced with king George ai and they fought for the United States in wwi

  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork Před 9 měsíci +3259

    I can’t believe the chess stream made it on the channel before Napoleons AI map invasion stream. Napoleons amazing techniques of using baguettes and wine as battle tactics were robbed from us!
    (Although chat did sweep that stream, so it might not be the best video, we was too good)

    • @dodar.
      @dodar. Před 9 měsíci +40

      Before charborg ai invasion too

    • @_SparkySaltySnowflake
      @_SparkySaltySnowflake Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@Oppenheimer797the game played on a chessboard by two people who maneuver sixteen pieces each according to rules governing movement of the six kinds of pieces (pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king), the object being to bring the opponent's king into checkmate is (3rd person singular present indicative of be) in fact; in reality; in truth; truly (used for emphasis, to confirm and amplify a previous statement, to indicate a concession or admission, or, interrogatively, to obtain confirmation) a/an (determinant meaning not any particular or certain one of a class or group) activity providing entertainment or amusement; pastime/competitive activity or sport in which players contend with each other according to a set of rules/single instance of such an activity/organized athletic program or contest/period of competition or challenge/total number of points required to win a game.
      yes i copied these off some random website

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB Před 9 měsíci +18

      Not the superpower baguettes, or the army bees!

    • @famoussession7426
      @famoussession7426 Před 9 měsíci +4

      This was before that

    • @FurryProtogen-
      @FurryProtogen- Před 9 měsíci +36

      This is random but the longest someone has ever peed is 508 seconds or 8 minutes and 47 seconds

  • @DrRank
    @DrRank Před 8 měsíci +11

    12:32 "You can't castle; that puts you in check."
    Yeah, and also you're not allowed to castle if you're already in check.

  • @Enzo_0203
    @Enzo_0203 Před 8 měsíci +4

    the only stream twitch chat is allowed to yell RIGGED

  • @digdug8911
    @digdug8911 Před 9 měsíci +2100

    i love how doug tells the ai to name all the moves expecting things like the Sicilian defense and other normal chess terms, and then napoleon goes straight for wrestling moves

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 Před 8 měsíci +187

      WWE creative is *absolutely* taking notes

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 Před 7 měsíci +75

      @@Omnicide101next thing we know they are bringing back Rene Dupree to play a Frenchman again

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Před 5 měsíci +37

      I actually feel like he was sorta expecting it, but expecting it and it happening are two different things.

    • @clcskylands9747
      @clcskylands9747 Před měsícem +6

      The Elba island invasion 😭

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 Před 29 dny

      gimp mode

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe Před 9 měsíci +5038

    Everyone: AI is gonna take over the world! We’re all doomed
    Strongest AI on the market: *cheats himself into checkmate*

    • @viktorbazinai-2583
      @viktorbazinai-2583 Před 9 měsíci +206

      Well strongest ai across the board. Jack of all trades means mediocre at all trades.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před 9 měsíci +90

      @@viktorbazinai-2583 still. They cheated themselves into checkmate

    • @derpinator4912
      @derpinator4912 Před 9 měsíci +52

      @@viktorbazinai-2583 jack of all trades master of none

    • @viktorbazinai-2583
      @viktorbazinai-2583 Před 8 měsíci +13

      @@derpinator4912 Exactly

    • @garrettord3304
      @garrettord3304 Před 8 měsíci

      It's all part of his devious plan. Throw the battle to win the war.

  • @space4367
    @space4367 Před 9 měsíci +17

    Honestly, the ending sets up greatly for napoleon to just cheat into another ai chess game in order to get revenge.

  • @Manik7227
    @Manik7227 Před 8 měsíci +7

    "shit happens, y'know?"
    -Napoleon Bonaparte, 2023

  • @blob9645
    @blob9645 Před 9 měsíci +1594

    There was a university that held a chess ai competition a couple of years ago. everybody spent hours trying to create the best possible bot, but when they put all of them in a competition, the one who ended on top just made random moves.

    • @rafaelhines1178
      @rafaelhines1178 Před 9 měsíci +14

      😂

    • @eight6119
      @eight6119 Před 9 měsíci +408

      this reminds me when there was a poker ai competition and the winning ai was literally “if it’s my move, go all in” and it won

    • @walksanator
      @walksanator Před 9 měsíci +152

      Reminds me of the Black Jack AI contest
      Someone won by making a AI that always does one thing
      All the other AIs panicked and folded

    • @PineappleLiar
      @PineappleLiar Před 9 měsíci +152

      The lesson to learn from that is this:
      If you are developing a competitive AI, don’t actually make an AI, make an edge case.

    • @verySharkey
      @verySharkey Před 9 měsíci +99

      IIRC this is because they try to train AI on competetive gameplay so it always makes optimal moves, since AI can't recognize strategy or enemy moves but only recognizes what the theoretical best move would be it is incapable of knowing what the best response to a bad move is, it isn't trained on bad moves after all.
      That's how a complete newbie beat the AI that was famous for beating a GO-Master, they just quickly explained the rules to him and he made circles, no strategy or anything. The AI couldn't recognize the moves and kept playing ideally against an enemy who isn't.

  • @Verillionmiles
    @Verillionmiles Před 9 měsíci +642

    I keep re-watching the “Napoleon Ultra-Paradox” because I think the AI found the single worst space on the board and was trying to surrender

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Před 9 měsíci +94

      It didn't know how to say "I give up and don't want to play anymore" its adorable

    • @jonasquinn7977
      @jonasquinn7977 Před 9 měsíci +40

      That is tradition for the French

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved Před 9 měsíci +82

      It actually is a perfect move. It looks terrible on first glance, but if you pay close attention, there's actually no legal moves available to Twitch Chat that will capture Napoleon's King.

    • @NocturnalDisaster
      @NocturnalDisaster Před 9 měsíci +14

      @@VeryPeeved I don't know if that's true. You can't make a move that leaves you in check, but are you "leaving yourself in check" if you've ended the game by taking the enemy king? Could be wrong, but as far as I know there's no rule on that because in normal play you can't take an enemy king.

    • @ICTON123
      @ICTON123 Před 9 měsíci +34

      @@VeryPeeved
      So that's why it's called a _paradox!_
      Napoleon Bonaparte has shown he is unparalleled once again!

  • @batox7764
    @batox7764 Před 8 měsíci +13

    Spy truly is a genius chess player

  • @ignoreme4627
    @ignoreme4627 Před 6 měsíci +20

    I’ll give my respect to the editor to making all of the Frenchman’s moves into words.

  • @Green24152
    @Green24152 Před 9 měsíci +620

    the fact that Napoleon is portrayed as a spy from tf2 is amazing

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 9 měsíci +37

      Headcanon: a Twitch chat member kidnapped Napoleon and posed as him, and deliberately threw the game.

  • @DrFunkman
    @DrFunkman Před 9 měsíci +1414

    I’m actually surprised the AI didn’t just bring pieces back. Often when ChatGPT plays chess it will just bring pieces back or add new pieces to capture another (or just make a random move and say that it’s checkmate)

    • @Number_055
      @Number_055 Před 9 měsíci +272

      He might have been using GPT-4, because this AI had a much stronger grasp of chess and a better memory than previous videos like this.

    • @Astrolavey
      @Astrolavey Před 9 měsíci +100

      ​@Number_055 yeah napoleon uses GPT-4 he said it did in a different napoleon stream before this one.

    • @chanb3141
      @chanb3141 Před 9 měsíci +53

      I was there for stream a month-3 months ago and whenever it tried to spawn something doug made him redo the move

    • @saladplainzone
      @saladplainzone Před 9 měsíci +8

      @@Astrolavey a different napoleon stream???

    • @Cheese23145
      @Cheese23145 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@saladplainzone now I’m interested

  • @Kaaos_
    @Kaaos_ Před 7 měsíci +3

    there is nothing we can do...

  • @candyandcarmel
    @candyandcarmel Před 8 měsíci +12

    the editing of this video is FANTASTIC, loved every second of it. love the content doug!

  • @thathugeidiot5176
    @thathugeidiot5176 Před 9 měsíci +2048

    All of Napoleon Bonaparte's special moves:
    4:18 - Parisian Guillotine
    5:23 - Bourbon Backbreaker
    6:18 - Corsican Cannibal
    7:14 - Marseille's Mutilator
    8:00 - Elba Island Invasion
    8:58 - Waterloo Whirlwind
    10:23 - Provonco Pummel
    10:52 - Bordeaux Blitz
    11:28 - Versailles Vanquisher
    12:04 - Savoyarde Strike
    13:08 - Touluse Tornado
    14:20 - Marseille Mirage
    15:26 - Lyon Lion's Roar
    17:58 - Fierce Flandering Flash
    19:02 - Avignon Avalanture
    19:50 - Cannes Crush
    20:46 - Marseille's Marvel
    21:37 - NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX!!
    22:45 - Le Havre Hammer
    23:32 - Montpellier Mirage
    24:19 - Orleans Outrage

    • @custodianguardofthemagyari216
      @custodianguardofthemagyari216 Před 9 měsíci +53

      Sees a comment is having 69 likes
      Imma ruin that

    • @andrewyang2449
      @andrewyang2449 Před 9 měsíci +113

      Now out of all these moves, what percentage are considered legal in chess? This percentage is what we call the "Bonaparte constant", a fundamental part of our modern understanding of warfare and strategy.

    • @ThatShushi17-mc7ct
      @ThatShushi17-mc7ct Před 9 měsíci +174

      Tbh NAPOLEON ULTRA PARADOX could have been the final move if it had been executed a tad better (planning was 10/10), damn the general for screwing it all up!

    • @custodianguardofthemagyari216
      @custodianguardofthemagyari216 Před 9 měsíci +16

      @@ThatShushi17-mc7ct generals: RIGGED

    • @Jungleali
      @Jungleali Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@custodianguardofthemagyari216sorry I made in 96

  • @amechanicalsoul
    @amechanicalsoul Před 9 měsíci +411

    The person who suggested that Napolean should give each of his moves an overly dramatic name like a character in a fighting game or anime is a genius.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz Před 9 měsíci +28

      It is likely more a reference to actual chess maneuvers like the Sicilian Defense or the King's Gambit.
      I believe the joke is the laymen would believe there are a lot of moves in chess like a combo list in mortal kombat, which can be deployed at any time.
      In reality chess maneuvers are just names of openings for the first 2 - 5 moves of the game.

    • @akgfilming
      @akgfilming Před 9 měsíci +3

      Loved his IK the Napoleon Ultra Paradox

    • @amechanicalsoul
      @amechanicalsoul Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@ghostderazgriz You're possibly right, I play chess but I didn't mentally equate the names of chess openings with things like the Waterloo Whirlwind and the Corsican Cannibal because of how goofy they are, and the fact that he's naming single moves rather than a series of moves or board positions. It felt so theatrical and unrelated to openings that it didn't connect

  • @user-bu7vb5tg6b
    @user-bu7vb5tg6b Před 3 měsíci +3

    Somehow the "Bourbon Backbreaker" is simultaneously one of the most- and one of the LEAST reasonable moves Napoleon made throughout!
    The sheer simplicity of him casually following the rules (moving his pawn two squares) and also breaking them (snatching the knight) is just too hilarious for me!

  • @GrimmBones
    @GrimmBones Před 7 měsíci +7

    Okay, but those move names that Napoleon comes up with are actually fire.

  • @Mathee
    @Mathee Před 9 měsíci +403

    4:38 Dougdoug, don't you get it? He said he's using the Parisian Guillotine! That strategy is all about getting rid of your queen

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 Před 9 měsíci +1313

    I love how despite beig told TO cheat, he still cheated *creatively*
    He only cheats the turn after one of his own pieces is taken.
    Like he's playing frickin Yugio

  • @shuckieboi3271
    @shuckieboi3271 Před 9 měsíci +11

    The absolute genius of Napoleon Bonaparte is frightening. He can literally cheat, yet doesn’t utilize it well to show he’s too good for it. Truly the greatest mind of our world.

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia7475 Před 7 měsíci +7

    EPILEPSY WARNING: flashing at 18:00

  • @danmanproking2179
    @danmanproking2179 Před 9 měsíci +2919

    Can’t wait for DougDoug, GothamChess, Napoleon Bonaparte, Twitch Chat, ChatGPT, and Stockfish collab. This collaboration will be bigger than endgame.

  • @FGoing
    @FGoing Před 9 měsíci +493

    I actually want Napoleon to return. The archenemies of Twitch chat

    • @bruuuuuuuuhhhh
      @bruuuuuuuuhhhh Před 9 měsíci +24

      He's barely a villain of the week tbh

    • @warmblanket3394
      @warmblanket3394 Před 9 měsíci +16

      ​@@bruuuuuuuuhhhhhe's not going to be just a villain of the week soon

    • @ValeBridges
      @ValeBridges Před 9 měsíci +43

      Luckily, they banished him to an island.
      *_But he came back!_*

    • @tomatoe9405
      @tomatoe9405 Před 9 měsíci +8

      ​@@ValeBridgeslucky they banished him to another island

    • @catwithapaperhat8614
      @catwithapaperhat8614 Před 9 měsíci +10

      He needs to team up with the great wizard babagoboosh to defeat the high demon elgrim

  • @Emblazened
    @Emblazened Před 8 měsíci +11

    5:44 this is not what sacking is. Sacking (or Sac'ing, as I've also seen it spelt) is short for sacrificing, and describes leaving a piece in a position where your opponent's pieces can take it. The idea behind sacking is that you can weaken your opponent's position by giving up a piece. Your opponent cannot sacrifice your pieces, so you would say the knight was taken or captured.
    On a side note, the only difference between "sacking" and "hanging" a piece is intention/advantage (although those two don't necessarily align). Sackings are tactical decisions that can result in an advantage, whereas hangings are accidental and can result in a disadvantage.
    To conclude, you can't correctly say that Napoleon "sacked" chat's knight, since it was not his piece to sac. You can't correctly say that chat "sacked" the knight either, because it did not seem intentional (and if they act like it was intentional, its probably copium). Because it was unintentional, you CAN say that chat "hung" the knight. And you can also say that Napoleon "captured", "capped" (the shorted form of "captured"), or "took" the knight, which are probably the easiest ways of communicating that.
    I just had to get that off my chest because entertaining videos like this will inevitably reach people who don't know much about chess, so something as simple as using the wrong term can have major outreach. At least 1 of the 1.3 million people who watched this as of right now, if not more, has now come away from this video thinking that sacking means capturing a piece, when that is very far from the truth. There is already so much public misunderstanding about chess and misusing terms like this isn't going to help much, so I feel obligated to do my part to curb misinformation and put this information out there, even if it's probably going to ultimately be ignored.

    • @longpermaspike6738
      @longpermaspike6738 Před 8 měsíci

      And it wasn’t an illegal move

    • @dexeronstarsurge
      @dexeronstarsurge Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@longpermaspike6738yes it was. You can only take another piece with a pawn diagonally.

  • @Diet07Coke
    @Diet07Coke Před 7 měsíci +4

    NGL AI Napoleon plays exactly how I'd expect the Spy from TF2 to play chess.
    Probably in the same costume to boot.

  • @enlightenedlightning121
    @enlightenedlightning121 Před 9 měsíci +327

    The fact that chat has maintained their FIVE GAME WIN streak, having NOT LOST, A SINGLE TIME EVER, even against Napoelon, is absolutely hilarious.

    • @HollowKnightReference
      @HollowKnightReference Před 9 měsíci +5

      Five? Which is the fifth did I miss one?

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Před 9 měsíci +33

      ​@@HollowKnightReferencewe have three games against Napoleon I think. One where he's just an ai that messes up, one where he's allowed to cheat but trys to cheat less, and one where he goes full cheater, a god that got cocky and that alone was why we won

    • @enlightenedlightning121
      @enlightenedlightning121 Před 6 měsíci

      @@HollowKnightReference To clear up any confusion, it's a 5 game win STREAK, but in total Chat has won 6 times, and played 7 games:
      2 wins and 1 draw against Doug
      1 win against Ludwig's YT Chat
      3 wins against AI Napoleon

  • @ajfriet
    @ajfriet Před 9 měsíci +595

    I love how the napoleon ultra paradox was basically him going
    *teleports behind you*
    "Nothing personal kid"

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 Před 8 měsíci +117

      Except he stabs himself with his own katana just after saying that.

    • @ajfriet
      @ajfriet Před 8 měsíci +23

      @@Vaksharules1999 lmao exactly

    • @Duskillion
      @Duskillion Před 7 měsíci +44

      its actually a paradox, because they are both in check

    • @Lobotomy_cat
      @Lobotomy_cat Před 7 měsíci +20

      @@Duskillionyea but napoleon check mated himself

    • @jackmoseley4959
      @jackmoseley4959 Před 7 měsíci +4

      When you have mate but the black king has a shotgun

  • @jamss5563
    @jamss5563 Před 6 měsíci +7

    im not saying it..... im not saying it......
    THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO

    • @captaincole4511
      @captaincole4511 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
      Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux
      Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau
      Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo
      Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant
      De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement
      Et la nuit je pleure des larmes qui coulent le long de mes joues
      Je ne pense à toi que quand le jour sombre, que s'abattent sur moi
      Mes tristes démons, dans l'abîme sans fond
      Aime-moi jusqu'à ce que les roses fanent
      Que nos âmes sombrent dans les limbes profondes
      Et la nuit, quand tout est sombre, je te regarde danser
      Je résonne en baisers, le long de ta poitrine
      Perdue dans l'avalanche de mon cœur égaré
      Qui es-tu, où es-tu
      Par les pleurs, par les rires de ton ombre effarée
      Je résonne en baisers
      Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux
      Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux
      Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau
      Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo
      Je ne suis que ton nom, le souffle lancinant
      De nos corps dans le sombre animés lentement
      Et la nuit quand tout est sombre je te regarde danser
      Translate to English

  • @woodman9045
    @woodman9045 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "the Napoleon ultra paradox" was The greatest thing ever

  • @ChickenPizza
    @ChickenPizza Před 9 měsíci +894

    This was an unintentionally brilliant way to showcase the amount of human input required for AI to function even mildly correctly.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Před 6 měsíci +7

      This is what happens when you make an AI that isn't meant to play chess play chess. Of course it's going to be bad. Chess AIs like Stockfish can destroy humans. Even the ChatGPT instruct version being fine-tuned can play chess at a very high level.

    • @theparagonal
      @theparagonal Před 6 měsíci +5

      ​@@shadowyzephyrI am so, so, so very tired of calling everything an AI. Please make it stop.

    • @deemcgann1695
      @deemcgann1695 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@theparagonal Is it a simulation of intelligence? and does it happen to be artificial? Hmm... if only we had a word for an intelligence that is artificial, that has an easy to type short version thats... maybe two easy letters

  • @GDRunny
    @GDRunny Před 9 měsíci +674

    Im never getting over how sick the napoleon ultra paradox sounds

    • @ashleyberkowitz8772
      @ashleyberkowitz8772 Před 9 měsíci +87

      It sounds so fucking cool, I wish it wasn't an absolutely terrible move

    • @Jakey726
      @Jakey726 Před 8 měsíci +26

      the napoleon ultra paradox is basically napoleon coming into the future to exact revenge against his enemies but then when he wins it starts to destroy the fabric of time and space and reality and then it just keeps happeneing until napoleon kills himself to save the earth from the multiple iterations of him constantly trying to exact revenge. and then it puts twitch chats king in check and they block it with bishop

    • @Jakey726
      @Jakey726 Před 8 měsíci

      🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @dragoned7685
      @dragoned7685 Před 8 měsíci +11

      @@ashleyberkowitz8772​It might not be; If you are in check your move must result in you getting out of check, you are not allowed to make a move that would leave your king to be captured (this does not apply to Napoleon as he can cheat) meaning that Chat’s only legal moves would be moving their own king out of check to G8 or G6, whereafter Napoleon could take Chat’s rook for free, and would have been left with a brunch of pawns ready to promote. However due to the incompetence of General Douglas, this did not come to be. The Napoleon Ultra Paradox would have won Napoleon the game if only his General knew the rules better.

    • @ashleyberkowitz8772
      @ashleyberkowitz8772 Před 8 měsíci +12

      @@dragoned7685 Wait, wouldn’t this move break the rules of chess itself so hard that it wouldn’t even cause a stalemate? It might literally cause a chess paradox! I finally understand it.

  • @noyz-anything
    @noyz-anything Před 7 měsíci +5

    diablo the cheater has finally created something that rivals his deception

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 Před 7 měsíci +5

    4:44 He just sounds like Doug here.

  • @crimsonwaffle7579
    @crimsonwaffle7579 Před 9 měsíci +672

    Napoleon's Moves:
    Parisian Guillotine: Leave your queen to die.
    Bourbon Backbreaker: Use a pawn to capture incorrectly.
    Corsican Cannibal: A normal knight move. Wait, what?
    Marseille Mutilator: A normal pawn move. What the fuck?
    Elba Island Invasion: Moves a knight one space diagonally to capture a piece. Back to cheating.
    Waterloo Whirlwind: Moves a pawn one space horizontally to capture a piece.
    Provonco Pummel: Moves a rook over a pawn to take... nothing. That move did nothing.
    Bordeaux Blitz: Moves a pawn forward one space. Man, he's really bad at this.
    Versailles Vanquisher: Also moves a pawn forward one space, finally getting him out of check. That took a while.
    Savoyarde Strike: Moves a bishop 3 spaces diagonally, putting a king in check.
    Toulouse Tornado: Moves a rook diagonally. Doug fucked this one up. What an idiot.
    Marseille Mirage: Rook jumps over a piece to take an opposing pawn.
    Lyon Lion's Roar: Moves a king one space diagonally, taking... his own pawn. Of course.
    Fierce Flandering Flash: Moves a pawn forward 2 spaces. Isn't he supposed to be cheating?
    Avignon Avalanture: Moves a pawn forward 2 spaces. How unexpected.
    Cannes Crush: Another normal pawn move. What a shocker.
    Marseille's Marvel: Moves a king back one space. This is getting old.
    Napoleon Ultra Paradox: Teleports the king into... checkmate. I don't even know why I got excited.
    Le Havre Hammer: Moves a pawn one space forward. Fun.
    Montpellier Mirage: Moves a pawn forward one space, illegally capturing. Back to cheating.
    Orleans Outrage: Moves a pawn as if it's a knight.
    Napoleon' Pieces:
    Ferocious Francois, known for his fierce temperament.
    Toulouse Thunder, regarded across the world for his bravery.
    Dauntless Dijon. Bold?
    Grenoble Goliath. Gallant? I guess?

    • @kiffley
      @kiffley Před 9 měsíci +84

      He's so good at chess his generals just keep screwing him over with "logic" they just don't see the G E N I U S OF NAPOLEON'S AN-

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 9 měsíci +19

      ​@@kiffley and for all that, he lost. I think the beads went to his brain.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Thank you for this.

    • @thatboyakira4202
      @thatboyakira4202 Před 9 měsíci +18

      This take is like those normal people in life, analyzing a match of Yu-Gi-Oh and honestly questioning if any of those moves are even a thing.

    • @raichu472
      @raichu472 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Montpellier Mirage is just a shogi pawn

  • @MazaAzi
    @MazaAzi Před 9 měsíci +709

    people: "ChatGPT IS GOING TO GO SKYNET ON OUR ASS!"
    AI in question: *Loses at chess, facing Doug's twitch chat, despite being the only one allowed to cheat*

    • @UnTotal1-Requess
      @UnTotal1-Requess Před 9 měsíci +2

      It will

    • @bestaround3323
      @bestaround3323 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@UnTotal1-Requessno

    • @Mataclysm
      @Mataclysm Před 9 měsíci +81

      @@UnTotal1-Requess It will not. ChatGPT is not AI, it's a language model. Literally predictive text.

    • @Beepers559
      @Beepers559 Před 9 měsíci +37

      Chatgpt is comparable to a very intelligent bird, sure it can make a sentence but it probably has the understanding of a, well, bird

    • @Mataclysm
      @Mataclysm Před 9 měsíci +18

      @@Beepers559 You've been misled. It has NO intelligence or understanding. It's not an AI, it's advanced predictive text.

  • @ItsButters.
    @ItsButters. Před 8 měsíci +2

    doug i’m going to need this ai to put in my beads so i can beat my friends

  • @theSeerofThought
    @theSeerofThought Před 7 měsíci +3

    I know chatGPT is still a baby when it comes to theoretical online intelligence but after this Video I no longer fear the robot uprising. If AI cant even win at chess, *while cheating,* then how will they even win at war

    • @demo_AAA
      @demo_AAA Před 7 měsíci +2

      Chatgpt can apparently play chess around the 1800 elo mark. I’m not sure how but I believe it is done through better thought out prompts. It is pretty impressive considering chatgpt is a language model and not a chess one.

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 Před 9 měsíci +949

    The AI is really good at naming things. If you ever struggle for a name, give it a brief description and ask for some names for what you're doing and they're almost always bangers

    • @doozy5184
      @doozy5184 Před 9 měsíci +26

      That's what AI should be used for

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Před 9 měsíci

      I should use this, I'm terrible at naming things

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Před 9 měsíci

      @@doozy5184 i also typically ask it rewirte something I'm doing a few times, take the best parts and implement them into my original text

    • @judygillespie3717
      @judygillespie3717 Před 9 měsíci

      I mean it’s just *french municipality* + *random alliterative word*, not hard to create something.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @judygillespie3717 "you need to know french" literally who does that

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 Před 9 měsíci +511

    For those who haven't seen it, I highly recommend watching the VOD that inspired this video. It was a battle for Europe between Napoleon and Twitch Chat. The first hour was them duking it out chess-style and it was incredible. Smoke approves!

  • @threethousandbees7260
    @threethousandbees7260 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Chat has an unfair advantage because their opponent is French.

  • @steamtasticvagabond474
    @steamtasticvagabond474 Před 2 měsíci +1

    15:40, Napoleon is so frustrated he’s executing his own pawns to set an example to the rest of the army

  • @jeffisaperson4471
    @jeffisaperson4471 Před 9 měsíci +185

    I love how Doug went from "Don't say gimp mode on my channel" to "FULL GIMP MODE!!!" in like 10 seconds flat.

  • @revilno
    @revilno Před 9 měsíci +391

    I love how the ai could just say “my pawn on e2 kills their king”

    • @Opanker_
      @Opanker_ Před 9 měsíci +94

      No, he made it a rule that he can't just capture your king or checkmate you immidietly

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Před 9 měsíci +4

      A real "no onions for twitch chat" moment.

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 Před 9 měsíci +36

      ​@@Opanker_Or else Chat would have been destroyed by the Napoleon Ultra Paradox

    • @1_AlphabetCrew
      @1_AlphabetCrew Před 9 měsíci +3

      But can he kill HIS king?

    • @aneasteregg8171
      @aneasteregg8171 Před 9 měsíci

      ​​@@techno1561yeah fr Napoleon should have won right there, RIGGED

  • @zacharykennedy9728
    @zacharykennedy9728 Před 8 měsíci +1

    DougDoug, not being able to watch or being able to participate in your streams is upsetting but coming home from school and work and getting to sit down and relive your streams and laugh myself and helps me go to sleep to do all of it again. Keep it up DougDoug, I love ur context please never stop ❤️❤️

  • @yaboiashy3721
    @yaboiashy3721 Před 8 měsíci +15

    6:14 the random scream was nothing more than the ai personally attacking doug for messing up his plans.