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How much popcorn will I need to make to watch the Campaign for North Africa game?
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Diplomacy is a lot harder when one guy is an AI, another is blind drunk, and another one is Teddy
On scale from sleeping (0) to playing CNA (10) how hard was the game
The moment you have to negotiate with Teddy, you have already lost.
Start of a bad joke right here
Teddy is by far the scariest of the 3
At least this time one isnt in the middle of a natural disaster
Beset by rats on all sides…..
A fate worse than death.
Rise my rat brothers, and take what's yours
Well beset by rats and skynet. Hopefully Arnie can teach you German
Was the hangover worth it
But Bokoen isn't in this video
I love how rapidly Lynx disintegrated. He went from generally coherent to absolutely hammered and insane within the span of a single turn.
God bless Henry Weston.
The line between sanity and madness can be an extra sip of Henry Westons
In Mexico we have Caguamas (1.2Lts Beer), an entire state/region can go ape shet after a Caguama and it often has 💀
In University, we discovered this to be the magical qualities of strong cider. Especially Henry Weston.
Inebriation is a fickle thing
The hardest negotiation is actually getting ChatGPT to stop fuckin around and make a decision
One thing chatgpt learned in the process is to make noncommital statements to look smart at all times
@@equilintogo5378If only it learnt how to say "I am not sure" instead of being confidently incorrect.
@@adisca2k
ChatGPT was trained from internet comments and you expect it to admit when it's wrong?
@@PointsofData Fair point.
Then the real bug is that it apologises when confronted instead of doubling down and calling you names.
@@adisca2k It apologizes and then it doubles down with the wrong answer. One time it had made a fake tutorial for a library it didn't know about and I wasted a lot of time pulling my hair in frustration because it wasn't working.
It feels so weird watching a video of diplomacy and not having someone almost dying in a hurricane just to play diplomacy
Real
it just shows how often we rewatch Vale's videos, so we get used to Diplomacy being played in a hurricane
So that’s the weird feeling I got, huh.
@@petrorlov2599 you are so right
Ohh it was such legendary commitment. Legendary video, love it😂
"This is my Magnum Opus.. that is, until my Campaign for North Africa video is done"
Your WHAT???
He's been working on it for *Months.*
@@sugoistalin7809 So he's still playing
@@jfarrar19 Probably.
@@sugoistalin7809he will be working on it until he’s on his death bed
Calling it now, at least one member of the group will make mention of the pasta rule in the first ten minutes, and it will go completely unmentioned after that until it finally bites someone in the ass, and most likely we will get a Lynx rant about how stupid it is because it ends up costing him heavily during a part of the game.
At this point I'm convinced that the greatest con/gaslight that Vale will ever pull will be; never actually playing CNA or making a video on it, just convincing his friends that they played it and us that we watched the video.
We have seen Campaign for North Africa. We have always seen Campaign for North Africa. We played Campaign for North Africa. We are still playing and watching Campaign for North Africa.
@@brenudo997 literally 1984.
@@XarathDominion We have always been at war with Eastasia
@@brenudo997Eurasia has always been our ally, so says big brother
@@greenkitty1 North Africa has always been our ally, so says ChatGPT
Not gonna lie, Lynx was pretty adorable when talking to Maivi about not allowing a big mate to have cancer
that was really sweet lol made me smile
That and his overall drunk behavior was rather adorable lol
can someone timestamp when this happened
@@EricDillinghamA little bit after 1:35:00 is when the conversation starts
Vale failed the "try not to spend 80 hours editing" challenge again 😢
"80"
you're missing a couple zeroes there bud
E
Is this footage actually from 2021? XD
10:12 In my defense i think iam dyslexic.
Truly a "penes" moment.
Benes?
*vietnam flashbacks *
No you we're right, just spelling in german since there the I is pronounced like E is in english
@@lordereney *were
IM IN LOVE WTH YOU (that one scrump vid frfr)
"okay"
(sullen pause)
"fuck do you mean OK?"
jesus christ, my sides. I support using the ominous term "THE WHEEL" for your shenanigans.
1:24:09 for anyone looking for this moment~
Or Man behind the curtain
1:30:30 "*THAT'S* WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELGIUM!? I'M FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMING"
holy shit I'm dying from that reaction
I love whenever lynx yells his mic has the audible loud voice suppression 😂
"We have replaced Valefisk's voice with a deepfake Ai voice over at some point in the video - lets see when the comments notice"
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@@EEEEEEEE nis
@@opinionatedfoxl8369penis
Where does it say this?
@@kingkeeper3570did you not watch the video? did you forget?
Artificial Intelligence is the only kind of intelligence ever taking part in any Valefisk video.
The artificial part is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
real
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The stupidity is all natural
Vale is smart. Maivi has her moments. The rest though...
hearing the (unfortunately never carried out) plans to move a british army around russia and turkey into north africa almost made me spit water over my laptop from laughing
I was genuinely so upset that never happened
I guess that campaign to north África never got to be finished
I just love Lynx being so drunk at 1:41:38 that he ended up sitting in an empty VC watching and quoting _The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D_
Drunk Lynx and Vale’s ChatGPT overlord has perhaps been the greatest alliance we have ever seen
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At some point I just imagined Lynx as Medic from TF2. Especially the drunk moments.
Lynx could have done a Churchill larp if he was Britain
The fact this is more chaotic than the time when someone literally had to fight a hurricane to play scares me
I know right
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Love how he forgot to ask ChatGPT for orders halfway through, just because he was doing so much crazy stuff.
Tbh, chat gpt would have denied the vassalization of Lynx and Teddy unless Vale framed it as annexation and then remind chat gpt every turn, which would take more than 10 mins of the time limit. That was a old version of chat gpt, it won't remember previous promts and answers.
I hate that there is barely good Diplomacy content on CZcams. Like... I need this. I never played it, I don't own it, but I'm kinda obsessed with it. All the content is usually just ABOUT diplomacy as a topic, like "Wow, did you know this game" or strategy guides or dry commentary like you have on famous chess games. Barely no one just makes "I played Diplomacy with my friends" content and I would love to devour all of it.
honestly vale's diplomacy is that good for two reasons:
we know the characters (cuz they appear in every video of his)
they're actually friends, it's not like a streamers or youtubers collab
@@ser_igel I just want to know something. At 1:08:45 what was that swap between Austria and Turkey? I'm pretty sure that's not a legal move, they would bounce, or am I insane? You can't do a swap like that without a convoy...
@@polygontower Yes, that shouldve bounced
@@polygontowercomments in the analysis video say it was a triple move swap
the double dementia fuck up turn that was spring 1904 had me in tears
the whole 2 hours had me in tears
Rats: YOU AGREED THIS WOULD BE CNA!
Valefisk: I lied.
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What does CNA stand for?
@@ApolloCaskie Campaign for North Africa
@@jacobhiggins6113 Ah.
@@ApolloCaskie Campaign to north africa, a boardgame that takes like 1,500 hours to complete
The reveal of ChatGTP to Lynx was one of the best moments on this whole channel. Bro was IRATE
lynx is the perfect example of "dont let the most confident speaker control the narrative"
maivi is the example of the complete opposite, "don't let the silent player stay out of the narrative"
Petition for "THAT'S WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELIGIUM?!" merch please.
I am willing to pay for that
I support this
I, too, support this.
With country flags and the Belgium maneuver for context.
That tease of a War for North Africa video after I literally just got done watching a “worst board games of all time” tournament series where that game got into the semi-finals has me… *slightly concerned*
It’s more wargaming than anything but a game of Campaign for North Africa can last for months. It’s closer to a highly structured DnD than Diplomacy.
It's been being teased for ages
Link?
@@afrozen10-02 Okay so im gonna assume hes been playing it for months if not 2 years from what im seening of other comments. Im not even sure how the chaos would begin to look like in a game like that.
@@afrozen10-02 It could actually last decades
57:02 I like how Vale thinks Teddy is saying opts (options) here, not opps (opponents).
yeah lmao
well that's confirmation he's white i guess lol
The entire game, Lynx sounded like an evil mastermind trying to keep his ambitious lieutenants in check, slowly loosing control
Diplomacy be like:
"Who's Winning?!"
"WE DON'T KNOW!"
"What is winning"
At ze end its always ze germans ja!
"Definitely not us"
Theres a channel that commentates professional diplomacy games, and they decided to have a look at this game, and not only did that point out every single mistake made, but they knew that turkey was winning even by the end of turn 1
@@magnateze I had this video recommended right after watching the match, I'll check it out
“I don’t understand what’s going on in the south of Europe”
“It’s fucking hell”
Sounds about right
Typical day in Balkans to be honest
If a video starts off with "Thats why you betrayed me in Belgium??" you know its gunna be good
Lynx groveling and saying he's "cooked" for 10 turns straight is pure art.
Next episode: How long until drunk Maivie notices she is in a call with 100% deepfake AI
Or replace players with AI as the session continues
Kick/ban players as the game goes on under the guise of network issues (or when everyone is going to the bathroom) and bring in AI deepfakes using similar usernames. [Thing they did at the start to determine turn order] was actually determining who would be the last standing. They do not get a Roblox gift card.
I don't think 'chatGPT did alright in this game' says much about it given some of the wonderful displays your other players showed. It forgets everything between each turn, and they do too.
Maybe there was more than one AI after all
Needless to say the only intelligence in this game was the artificial one
@@BatttleBun
The complete incoherence of the AI threw everyone off their game, who were expecting Vale to act with reason
Lynx the drunk mad german has probably become my favourite "Valefisk cinematic universe" character after the undying Sultan Teddy besting a hurrican to play Diplomacy and constipated libertarian Druid Lynx trying to shit himself
it was really interesting to watch a game where the winner was not actually involved with our pov much at all. maivi was on the other side of the map from vale, so they didn't really interact, making maivi feel kind of more like a force of nature than a player.
I just realized that Vale's "friends" are probably his "friends" most likely because of Stockholm Syndrome
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Id assume they get a portion of the video's revenue which is both highly concerning and very funny😂😂
You only just realized that? I thought it was never in doubt
Vale is AI
Lynx is drunk
Then there is teddy which is a different story
Lynx could be a voice actor if he could learn to channel the fucking energy of "THATS WHY YOU BETRAYED ME IN BELGIUM????" the sheer amount of anger and confusion that he put forth in this was absolutely astounding. I sat in my chair for a moment and just repeated the statement a couple times cuz it was so well said.
I think the most interesting aspect of this video is that, while trying to sow the seeds of chaos by introducing ChatGPT into the equation, Vale wasn't actually told to do anything too crazy by it. Everyone else was just fucking crazy during this game.
Oh my god. The AI is even taking over the role of being a dirty backstabbing rat.
The Veiled Monarch of Britain gives commands to his trusted vassal, and seeks to create a new empire
Lynx getting okay'd by Dyno was so funny. Lynx was scurrying around, everyone knew it and he's getting back-stabbed so much because he's in such a bad position and trying to do so in turn was so funny. And then everyone in that call not caring was hilarious even before he submitted to Vale.
Turkey and Austria Hungary saying "we are solving the Balkan border" before all out attacking each other in the Balkans the next turn is peak Balkan energy
I... yeah as a turk I cant argue with that.
CNA, gotta be next week then!
cna, just a week away :)
@@NocturnalTyphlosion CNA is in a week! Woo-hoo!
@@XSniper74184 I am so happy about this information :)
Seeing this comment dated ten days ago really is something
I stand by the fact that Pedejo did the classic Pede-throw
What were you playing on warthunder what gamemode and lineup
@@charliemoore6561 If I were to disclose that publicly I would embarrass myself
@@dynamo8846 do it anyway
@@dynamo8846 thats a 6.7 germany response right there
@@pko6596 how dare you slander like that, it wasnt that I can tell you that much
I think the most shocking part of this is an actually confirmation of the Campaign for North Africa video. Like, that was a *screenshot*. I thought we were being led on.
5:53 sir, those are not scissors, those are trauma shears and a good pair of em will cut a penny in half. PLEASE keep them away from your loins
I was not expecting the final boss of this video to be drunk Lynx, but somehow this tracks.
"Secretly" Yeah, okay, pal.
This video made me really want to try out Diplomacy, and also to have friends.
Note for later: 1:29:00
Note: once you have friends, trying out diplomacy is a good way to lose them.
@@eclipserepeater2466unless you give them Stockholm syndrome...
59:29 This clip basically summarizes every Valefisk video. Vale sells Lynx out to Chamber and then dips only for Teddy to immediately join and start trying to sell Bulgaria to Dyno in the next chat over.
Mavi just quietly and smoothly grew in power, becoming a dominating force that could not be stopped. I really wonder what her side of the story looked like, and if she pulled great strings or just let everyone get so wrapped up in their games that the pennies off the dollar were overlooked in a cascade of falling dominos in the thunderdome.
It's not a normal game. It's Paranoia Diplomacy.
E: Lynx's level of pissed was rather entertaining.
"I'll just get back to the loser call... How you doing Dyno?"
10:45 Funny that “Mentat” should be mentioned when someone is actively using AI against everyone.
Diplomacy is a game where you must cooperate to win.
Diplomacy is a game where you must backstab to win.
Diplomacy breaks the same number of friendships each year as Uno.
HOLY MOLY
Those little animations and captions are exactly why I love watching your insane videos, no matter how long they are. if not for them it would be impossible to follow along ❤❤
one question tho... why in the sponsorship when you said you used scissors before you've shown BDSM safety scissors?
@@amNero they look more like trauma shears
@@amNero why do you know how bdsm safety scissors look like hmmm?
@@autr3553 Those are indeed trauma shears, the angle is to allow one to more easily cut clothing or seatbelts while kneeling above a patient, but I suppose they could be used for...alternative activities.
@@amNero maybe vale really did use them for other purposes...
"For demonstration purposes, I have crafted a small hobbit foot. Complete with real human hair."
..Vale, you have too much time on your hands and too much dedication to small, meaningless things. Keep at it bud!
In an alternate world, this is how WWI starts if the diplomatic staff were all drunk and the telegram operator forgot to send the right orders to an entire army or fleet.
I mean, the Baltic Fleet almost did exactly that by firing on the most dangerous torpedo boats Japan could muster: British Fisherman
The comedic timing of the group talking about the person only for them to come in immediately after is so funny every time
Everybody Out Here Suffering From Brain Fog Whilst Playing This Game
Oh dude I was just rewatching bobbybroccoli's video on the SSC and totally forgot about Bush puking onto the Prime Minister's lap. "Bushuru: Do the Bush thing."
"I will not be abiding a big mate having cancer" is my favourite sentence to come out off this channel. The shit posting language persisting even through such a genuine statement lol
What if you played Diplomacy, but it's Accurate Diplomacy. You have three players on each nation.
The Diplomat, the Minister, & the Commander. The Diplomat is the only one able to talk to other Diplomats. The Minister has final say on decisions & talks with only the Diplomat & the Commander, the Commander is only able to talk with the Minister & writes the orders.
"today we'll be playing in 7 teams of 3"
2 hours of Diplomacy that is more insane than when someone nearly died in a hurricane.
I’m sick in bed. There is a thunderstorm outside and Valefisk uploaded a new video. How can this day become any better?
That you feel better, but still get to hang out in bed and Valefisk surprises everyone by releasing a second video almost immediately.
I'm guessing that this magnum opus will be you and your friend trying to complete a single turn of Campaign in North Africa
The amount of chaos in this episode of Valefisk's dungeon, instantly made this one of my favorite of his videos
2 hours? We're eating good today
45:28 "the Pissmas truce"
Lynx ain't even cooked; mans is pickled
lynx getting progressively more insane as the game goes on is so funny
OMG the Historia Civilis influence and shout-out is wonderful, seeing two of my favourite content creators “collide” like that felt awesome!
I've genuinely seen your previous Diplomacy like 10 times, It's so chaotic I always find something I missed last time. Looking forward to watching this 20 times over the next couple of months and getting the same experience.
I love it when I watch one of vale’s videos, and then I get recommended every single one of vale’s videos that I have already watched.
1:26:45 I can just imagine Teddy running from Lynx yelling "Hes inebriated!" While Lynx runs after him
the constant threat of the "campaign for north africa" video haunts me
Lynx was just playing a different game, drink every time Teddy says the word "cooked"
Everybody: Talking about the game.
Lynx burst into the room: "I WAS QUOTING SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL!"
1. Im glad the north africa campaign video is still coming along.
2. Thankyou for all the editing to make this an actual watchable experience
At first I thought that nothing could top the storm, but watching Lynx trying fiercely to overcome all adversities facing him, keeping his wits despite the increasing pressure, the alcohol and the rats, only to then completely and utterly break down and crumble after his only somewhat trusted comrade took Belgium was one of the best things I've seen in a while, if I were even more pretentious I'd dare to say truly Kino.
Something I'll definitely return to, great game to all of you
Nice to see Historia Civilis getting more of the recognition he widely deserves.
Although 99% sure that most of your audience will have been watching him previously.
I had no idea that the channel existed prior to watching this video. Thought it was 100% Vale's style when I saw it in the previous Diplomacy video.
I'd say Tribune Aquila would approve of this endorsement
I trust he got permission from Tribune Aquila before recommending Historia Civilis
Lynx's reaction to the big reveal had my choking on oxygen because i was trying to blow my nose when it happened, and couldn't stop laughing.
Lynx single-handedly slowly easing my deep rooted trauma of drunk people
God bless you for your service
It's just not the same without Teddy and his Parsha
1) The 1:30:00 reveal is AMAZING
2) 1:37:06 HM-yes, quite, yes
3) 1:52:45 the slow realisation? Golden
Also, sad that it took so much time but the edits are great
This hits hits different after hanging out with candy and the guys. They're honestly top and the coolest people I've ever met.
Given how Vale's videos usually work, I feel like at some point we need Torture Diplomacy where there's like 30 players on a global map
It’s like Vale’s ai overlord lobotomized lynx once it gained control of Germany.
Man I love this CNA video, it's so good. Very much Campaign for North Africa and definitely not a Diplomacy tabletop video, woweee yay thanks !! :D
North Africa is looking very European this time of year.
I have a board game that will torture people. It’s called zzzinity. It’s an obscure Australian board game that I realised after one play session has so much potential to be an absolute nightmare. It’s about being a corporate entity buying other companies while doing backhand deals with other players. I actually now have the first images of gameplay in over 13 years.
Fun fact: the burn marks Maivi is talking about is called "Toasted skin syndrome" (roughly 1:35:00)
41:41 HE FUCKING SAID IT
I'm so fucking down to more Diplomacy from you all, that shit is fucking amazing!
I invented the most convoluted boardgame after your last diplomacy game where I mixed the map style and combat of diplomacy with the resource based development of Catan, to create a game that even with three players would take hours. I didn't even mean to but probably created a torture board game
"See how easily it cut's through this real human hair?"
Proceeds to cut literally zero strands of hair
Thanks for sending me on a rabbit hole, I sure didn't think Id watch a video of a man transforming into a dinosaur today, but here we are
Watching your videos REALLY makes me want to play some of these games, then I remember I don’t got friends lol
This is amazing. The fact that you've been apparently brainwashed by a robot has close to zero relevance to the plot. Lynx spends most of the game LARPing as Hitler losing the second world war while progressively getting drunker. The absolute insanity that is the return of Napoleon coupled with Teddy having a boxing match with everyone at once and whatever the hell Pedejo was doing in Germany. Dyno apparently preferring to play War Thunder than continuing to be beaten up by Maivi coming out of the corner with a steel chair. Might as well pack up the channel now, even CNA can't top this.