A CS:GO Tournament but the Players are Blind
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- čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
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Company of Heroes
Total War: Warhammer II
Crusader Kings III
Crusader Kings II
Democracy 4
Hearts of Iron IV
Hoi4
0:00 Intro
2:22 The First Game
28:40 The Second Game
45:00 The Finale
#pain#gaming#valefisk - Hry
*You won't see plays like this anywhere else!*
Not even the players have seen these plays!!!
Lmao
fAmOus TwItCh StReAmeR
Amazing collab didn’t expect it but am so glad we have it
The collab we didn't ask for but we needed
You should’ve joined and used exploits to own the tournament
We need a part 2 where the players can only see each other's viewpoints
XD
would be awesome
that is a good one ahaha
That's actually a gawd damn magical idea
and its a 2 vs 2
The commentators losing their shit over the idea of picking a sniper rifle followed by two unreal kills was just a magical sequence
exactly
timestamp?
@@gerdage1971 38:11
PedeJo was a god in game 2.
That shi was hilarious asf. Kino gameplay
"The flashbang goes out, and candy is blind!"
Ah yes only THEN were they blind
😂😂😂
They spectators/partner were
@@arsalali69 you ruined it
@@arsalali69 whoooosh
Valefisk: "Guys I have a video idea"
*everyone scatters*
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These abominations actually do get worse every time.
We are watching a man's journey towards becoming Jigsaw in real fucking time.
Who’s to say he isn’t already Jigsaw?
that's not true, Jigsaw was trying to make his victims appreciate life more (though he sucked at that). Vale is more like the people who tried to copy Jigsaw who were really just brutally torturing and killing people for no reason.
"If my friends can dig out the key from behind their eyes and unbind their legs then theyll get a 50$ steam card!"
his next video will be an announcement that he bought a cool little puppet and a red robe.
Coming soon: I Tortured my friends by locking them in a room with a slowly-lowering ceiling
God I will never tire of "professional casters casting stupid-ass tournaments"
Its easily my favorite genre
Oh god there are more? I need more of this lmao
Okay, but imagine a full 5v5 team in this style. Imagine the friendly fire.
They did this with pro players at the Blast Paris Showmatch
Or a smaller thing, like 3v3 (2 players and a guide) on a wingman map. Everything quite well resembles the game of blind football
I never thought I would hear "NYOOM KACHOW" from the mouth of a caster during a CS:GO "tournament"
I just read this as it happened
Can I get a timestamp for this please
@@Kazmord 21:06 Enjoy.
@@somethingotherthanmyrealname Legend
I was doing OK but this moment absolutely sent me
I was hoping this was a tournament of full 5v5 teams where everyone's blind
Don't give him ideas! Blind 1v1 is already enough torture.
The real torture would be 12v12 blind. I don't even know how that would work.
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente Here's the best bit: it wouldn't!*
* Truth may vary if you have literally any knowledge of the game, unlike me.
Not enough 'volunteers'
OI! Don't spoil the next video!
13:00
Candy : _(Trying actual guerilla chokepoint camping and ambush tactics)_
Virtual : _"28 STAB WOUNDS !!!"_
i didn't think i'd watch the whole hour but i couldn't stop laughing
Can you give some money?
@@BeHappyTo sure just send me your credit card info so i can put it in your account
@@ruludos1977Did he ever get the money
@@ruludos1977 wonder if he ever got the money 🤔
@@ruludos1977 where did the money go?
This will go down as one of the cs:go tournaments of time.
Just the
THE cs:go tournament
Yes, these players were certainly some of the players who played the game.
Truly the most game of CSGO there has ever been.
Wait how is your comment 7hours ago if the video is 3 hours ago
It's like watching an AI still in training play against itself.
Beautiful.
Vale: no mental health care is going to be provided
Dom: and candy is here with the negev to make sure of that
The winning shot of the game was one to Candy's buttocks, this is a subtle reference to the fact that everyone's aim is ass
I would've liked to hear more of the teams shouting at each other honestly
Same
same here...especially cause i swear they just told them yank their mouse hard left or right and just spam buttons...really wanted to know what the communication or lack there of in some cases was like
Mhm. Doing another run but getting some.footage as the player and spotter duo would be good.
@@krendilsshieldheart6344 this is what’s confusing me, it seems like they don’t have any help for most of the video.
@@markeyonethousand Seriously, they have a spotter this entire time but they're acting like they don't have one
The only way to make this better if it was The Drunk Leading The Blind. Every time someone dies, their spotter takes a shot. The blind player has to listen to their partner progressively growing more incoherent, and the spotter has to deal with eventual liver failure.
Don't give Vale ideas, because we both know he would absolutely cause someone liver failure for a video
@@chaosandbunnies8291 if they don't need surgery afterwards is it really content?
YESSSSS. +1
It would probably be fairer to make the winning team's spotter take a spot, as a handicap.
This also guarantees that the spotters will be absolutely _plastered_ by the final round.
Pfp sauce
"I've gathered 12 of my friends"
*includes himself as one of the 12 friends*
Has the inflation of prices reached the point that there's an inflation of the size of friendgroups?
Ever since the great depression
Eight players, two mods, three casters makes thirteen including vale. Without vale, it is 12.
Amazing counting
@@YerpyMoose The special guest was fairly clearly not included in the "12 friends", given they were an addition, and noted as such.
@@BalrogQuoteit's called foreshadowing
reminds me of that one funny joke: how do you stop two blind people from fighting?
yell out loud, "my money's on the guy with a knife"
I have never seen or heard blind people fighting.
@@Jartran72Just head to a waffle house and wait for a mirror match
@@Jartran72 florida
I love how Vale has evolved from breaking games, to breaking people.
Some might say that people are just games to Vale
Next He is gonna breaking bad
Humans are The Most Dangerous Game after all (in both meanings of the word)
@@Kipwich Good reference
ho is Vale
finally... an unrigged video where Vale gives away his money. brilliant content 😎
Time traveler detected. Do not attempt to post comments more than an hour before the video is posted.
time travelling is my specialty
Stop cheating ffs. You always time travel.
1:02:32 not sure if anyone noticed but candy accidentally drew his score of 2 on the ground instead of aiming up.
10:54 My favorite part is that you know for a fact Candy's eyes said "turn to the right" and this man turned perfectly 90 degrees TO THE LEFT
The casting in this is brilliant.
If you keep doing 'tournaments' like these, this would be the checklist of ideas to do next:
- Hoi4 at speed 1
- Mario kart blindfoolded (and/or) going backwards
-Golf it on max sensitivity
(Expand list on comments if you have some more ideas)
Full team csgo while blinded
@@Skeleton-bs7zy Can't decide which is better:
-one sighted person trying to direct and coordinate the whole team (and not lose their mind)
or
-everyone can see the videos of all teammates, but not their own (but you could pair up and stay in each other's view)
Bonus points if the video feeds are not labeled, so they have to figure out who is who xD
Company of Heroes, Kubelwagen only.
Halo Reach multiplayer, but the speed is lowered to the minimum and you can only use plasma pistols
@@hadinossanosam4459 that second one sounds absolutely perfect.
11:11: "Whenever I think of left I think of the political compass" is an underappreciated line.
This is genuinely the best Esports tournament I've ever watched. Something about the players having no idea what's going on is just so entertaining.
Bro, that AWP play from PedeJo was incredible, especially if on purpose. He bought it, immediately went to a long line of sight, and scoped in, knowing that, in all likelihood, Lynx would be slow to advance through that alley and all he would have to do is small adjustments as his partner commands, and he'll get on target, and as we saw, and AWP to the shins still does a ton of damage. He basically turned himself into a tank.
Truly human reactions
Timestamp?
Starts at 38:14
Jan took my eyes, and my career with the Oakland Raiders.
40:31, an thought the wall kill with a AWP... by a blind man. This is the content i'm here for.
this cant be real, I refuse to believe 2 people can communicate this badly🤣🤣
Ah yes, another torture video. simply spiffing. Also love the RTGame video in your firefox window at the start, big fan
How else am i gonna get my ace attorney fix
@@Valefisk Von valefisk you cant place all the losing contestants in the chemical factory
@@Valefisk *VON KARMA NO!*
He has to get his inspiration for ruining the lives of his subjects from somewhere.
Only difference is, RT's subjects are usually NPCs.
@@Valefisk true, it is the only way
I am surprised neither of the test subjects rebelled and basically made this hour long video just one round by constantly "running" away.
Probably cause there was a whole $25 Steam gift card involved. I could murder someone for a $25 Steam gift card
@@janczy9206 let's talk, cause I've got a long list and 25 bucks is a bargain.
@@Dunkster74 Aw shit, Queen Elizabeth II didn’t die from illness, it was a hit!
@@chinsaw2727 yeah, I can see someone doing that for a steam card unironically tbh
The AWP gambit in map2 was one of the best moments i've seen in CS, hats off to Pedejo
"I was making corrections"
The logs:
"Look left"
"I don't wanna go that way" *turns right*
hmmmmmmm
I would have liked to hear more of the players arguing with each other, especially virtiral stapping candy in the back.
You really dont, its 3 hours of ”left, right, no too much”
@@dynamo8846 I mean, highlighting the best parts is entirely possible
@@catodes1295 as the person who recorded those 3h, no not really
@@dynamo8846 i would also have loved if a few clips of the different teams trying to coordinate was added
@@dynamo8846 so just to check, when the players are shooting into the ground for 10 seconds straight is it because they are willfully ignoring calls to aim up or were those calls just not being made?
i want to hear the pure chaos from the players pov in full so bad
Its 3 hours of lefts and rights. Theres a reason it didnt get included, its dull as hell
I clicked on this video thinking it was TheWarOwl but then I found out it was vale and immediately knew there was going to be a lot more suffering than I originally thought
"Almost human reactions" and 40:28 how the T looked at the AWP and crouched, I'm ded 😂
CT: "Don't worry I'm here to save you... But I can't see!"
Hostage: *Concern noises*
CT: "It's fine. I have a gun!"
Hostage: *Concerned noises intensifies*
CT: "And grenades"
Hostage: *Concerned noises has evolved into fearful screaming*
The operator is Fuze
@@aquaticterror66 Poor hostage has PTSD from being 'rescue' by explosives so often.
The sequence where Novel fucking hit the hostage with the flashbang and Candy almost molotoved the hostage but instead molotoved himself all at the same time comes to mind
Ct: "Perfect, keep doing that! It lets me know where you are!"
Aq1
When i was 12 i went to a "video game summer camp" where we actually did this exact same thing with blindfolds on LAN in Call of Duty 2. Unfortunately the tournament ended in disaster as a kid much older than me who was clearly cheating kept denying it and eventually got kicked out which caused him to start crying uncontrollably. This was on i think the second or third day of the camp and I'm pretty sure after that he left and never came back. Good times!
Jesus.
Bruhhhh
Every new Valefisk video feels like watching a mad scientist come down to the village to show off his newest more fucked up creation
11:15 ah yes, perfect direction "Go Authoritarian, go authoritarian, Authoritarian left now, NO NO NO WAIT, Authoritarian Right!"
I honestly expected this to be about Vale capturing a bunch of random people and ripping their eyeballs out before forcing them to play the game to get them back.
Sounds normal.
Could still happen.
next video
Great video idea!
he took my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye my eye
I like how Vale combined his interest in making games and his lack thereof to learn programming and basically became a psychopathic online Jigsaw.
this tournament isn’t a case of programming its a case of googling some basic commands for server management in csgo
@@drunkchey9739 thats exactly what he said
The entire time I was just thinking to myself, how can it be so hard to communicate and listen? Then I had to hear the team comms for the first time.
Accurate depiction of what my teammates see all the time
This was pure chaos, and somehow Dom is still an excellent commentator. When he'd randomly throw in a joke that absolutely crippled Vale, it was just *chef's kiss* c'est magnifique
Every time I think they can't get worse, they do.
I love it
Valefisk is a lot like Congress: they don’t put out much, but when they do, it usually hurts people in the process 😂
Its beautiful how this ended with both of them being mailed half of a 50$ steam giftcard
Imagine your a hostage and your head gets blown off by the swat member sent to save you because they have there air pods in
*you're
@@user-iw1zz2en4k uh uh Yro’ue*
@@user-iw1zz2en4k y'our'e*
@@user-iw1zz2en4k If you are trying to correct someone, maybe you should correct everything.
*yor
These accuracy rates are insane! I think in some rounds, they got over 2%! If only we could be as accurate as these pros.
a GREAT way to increase player anxiety would be to have the video streamed on like a 10 sec delay and have the players able to hear what the casters are saying.
My god this is far more entertaining than actual CSGO tournaments.
The fact The Spiffing Brit has one of the players blocked for the longest time is gold
Vale* he had candy blocked
spiff had one of them blocked for years, can't remember what video he said it in though@@ieatsand6378
@@ieatsand6378Spiff has Lynx blocked on Twitter
Ah yes the torture spree continues.
Also the caster commentary of Dom 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Life and death I'l be facing cuz the match take 60 minutes per round."
love when dom clarifies "real life minutes"
this is unironically the most ive enjoyed watching a tournament
me at 3 minutes in: Wow Dom is really doing serious commentary.
me at 21 minutes in: nevermind
“Big, Long, Metal Knife.”
This is what I imagine deep sea creatures act like when hunting, but significantly less sad.
Just 6 minutes in and I'm laughing from the "professional" dom's cast is.
That commentary was pure gold, it made games 300% more fun
And I thought I was bad at CS:GO
But
Blind people have managed a score that's better than my average and I now know I am truly terrible.
I love how much of a third wheel vale is in his own show
Thats kind of the problem, the idea he comes up with is so good that it barely needs the participants and nothing else to be good
Well now that i think about it, his channel isnt really about him but ways to torture other people, and the biggest aportation in most of his videos is the map/idea and maybe some background laughs and hints
Its for the inevitable court case so he can divert blame and get a lighter sentence.
So much dramatic footage, quite more exciting than most pro majors
you should have made it as to where a flashbang temporarily unblinds them
Dom is a legend holy shit. The commentary was so funny
I thought about doing this challenge with friends but then i realised our skill levels would be the same
The amount of sniper shots novel missed is insane.
I love how, Val, in the background just had the RTGames Pheonix Wright video open
I like the fact that this may very well be the very first time these players are seeing what they've done
I want this, but it's a full 5v5 match of blind players with one seeing eye spectator per team.
sound like a warowl thing
That spectator would get a goddamn aneurysm
My man threw a smoke grenade in a blind tournament
im so confused they have audio, this shouldnt have been as hard as it is they can tell if they're stuck on a wall and they can hear the bomb beeping.
They don’t have you literally skips right ?
13:20 processing the deep trauma of being in a valefisk video
The best part😂🤣
This makes me want to die, but It also makes me want to see a 5v5 with one single spectator for each team.
Watch the spectator slowly grow insane as they try to get their players to move in a certain direction.
I had to stop this video numerous times to catch my breath. I haven't laughed this hard since the early days of youtube. Keep up the amazing work.
I really need to know what kind of weight was dragging Candy's mouse down so much, the man just loved to shoot the floor
Vale, please don’t stop torturing those people
absolutely screaming when pedejo landed the awp headshot through the wall, that was _nuts_
This is another experience if you’re listening to this at work and can’t see what they are re doing wither
This looks just like my ranked games honestly.
Truly had me having human reactions.
Vale’s descent into madness continues as we go from sick joke to dc villain to the human equivalent of that hypothetical machine that simulates 1000 years of torment in an hour.
This is the best shoutout for Spiff I've ever seen xd
that caster guy is a legend bro he makes it so much funnier
this is the most intense CSGO tournament I have ever seen
I have no idea why but this is the most hype I’ve ever been watching cs since the glory days. Was genuinely screaming and cheering for both players
please god release the audio for maivi and dynos side, listening to the players lose their shit sounds amazing
10:10 the way he just SLOOOOOWLY pans over with the Negev and brutally murders him hahaha
I,Robot |2004| Battle Scene
Will Smith
I wish I could see these from the player's perspective. I am very sad that I don't get to witness that chaos.
Youre not missing anything really, its 3 hours of directions being partially followed
All is jokes and laughter until you realize that this is potentially the seed of the next CS:GO League for blind people
hell is being in a valefisk video 24/7, heaven is watching valefisk 24/7
I like how he blurs out the players on the team in the intro, but doesn't blur the name at the bottom of the screen lol
4:18 "I've come to save you, but I can't see" make a lot of sense in the context "The solider despite his service record and rank just simply lacks the classification clearance to lay direct eye sight upon the hostage VIP." it also give him the incase you captured truth of "You captured me Because I'm blindfolded , my command wouldn't even let me have limited eyesight for this extraction ; So how the heck would I know where the VIP went !?"
this may be one of the best gaming videos i’ve ever seen in my whole life. Thank you so MUCH
21:42 no way he try to sing Through the fire and flames lmao