The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody (THE COLLECTION)

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  • čas přidán 11. 07. 2020
  • This is the complete collection of all Senile Scribbles: Skyrim animated content. This includes, all bonus episodes, bloopers and multiple brand new loading screens. *Full Easter Egg List Below*
    OTHER SPOTS:
    ➤CZcams 2nd Channel: / seanzgarage
    ▶INSTAGRAM: / seanzoz
    ▶TWITTER: / seanzoz
    ▶FACEBOOK: bitly.com/1B4aVJG
    PROGRAMS USED:
    ✔After Effects - Animation
    ✔Photoshop - Artwork
    Music:
    "Death of Kings" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    ➤➤➤Full Dungeon Map: i.imgur.com/iwyPDS2.jpg
    EASTER EGG Hints & Timestamps:
    ⚪Egg 1: (Fire and Blood) 0:35 What could be a more appropriate sigil for the Dragonborn than the Targaryen symbol located on his chest.
    ⚪Egg 2: (Old Suit) 1:54 The "old" suit of steel plate armor from the very first and original Skyrim Parody walks by the screen.
    ⚪Egg 3: (Translation) 5:00 (Might have to HD) There's an inscription on the Dragonborn's Steel Helm. It would seem DB has very little respect for Skyrim authority.
    ⚪Egg 4: (What Goes Up) 5:43 Must come down. Notice a random character falling from the sky after suffering a giant's wroth.
    ⚪Egg 5: (Odd Combination) 7:06 In the first scene the infamous Pac-Man has interjected himself as one of the combination door inscriptions.
    ⚪Egg 6: (Snake In The Grass) 8:35 Literally, there is a snake in the grass. Look closely and quickly over the Dragonborn's right shoulder to catch the snake slithering from one bush to another.
    ⚪Egg 7: (Out of Gas) 13:39 The alchemy table in the background stops smoking temporarily.
    ⚪Egg 8: (On Your Six) 14:40 You can spot the Dragonborn lurking behind the wealthy elf for the duration of this scene. Can you spot each item DB pickpockets off of the Elf?
    ⚪Egg 9: (Bad Bat) 15:37 Right as the bad Bandit Captain crouches down to hide he reveals the crest on his chest that boasts the Batman symbol.
    ⚪Egg 10: (Fountain of Water) 17:52 Don't blink or you'll miss the water fountain (among other things) )on the dungeon map, conveniently placed so that the Dragonborn will not become parched.
    ⚪Egg 11: (Stabbed in the Back_ground) 18:42 Peep the Dagger of Humiliation from episode 2 stabbed into the table in the background.
    ⚪Egg 12: (Nice Rack) 22:16 The weapon rack behind the Dragonborn holds some of the most prized weapons from the Game of Thrones parody series.
    ⚪Egg 13: (Sonic Boom) 24:08 Pause the video as the far end of the Elder Scroll is revealed to see the Sonic The Hedgehog's head adorning the side of the Scroll. (HD recommended)
    ⚪Egg 14: (X Marks the Man) 24:28 Wouldn't it be interesting if the Dragonborn was an X-man? IDK maybe not, but I put the X-man symbol on his arm band nonetheless.
    ⚪Egg 15: (A Bad Sign) 26:33 The Black Door at Dawnstar Sanctuary seems to get a little irate with the dragon born and flips him off.
    ⚪Egg 16: (Big Boned) 27:22 The bones of the slain giant from the previous episode can be seen decorating the landscape in the background.
    ⚪Egg 17: (Love Rocks) 29:37 Notice the hand on the assassin's stomach change to a different gesture?! It's not the "rock", it's actually sign language for "I Love You".
    ⚪Egg 18: (Dawnguard Sanctuary) 31:34 Spotting a Dark Brotherhood Assassin is never a good thing, or maybe they're just keeping tabs on their newest initiate. The head of an assassin can be spotted peering over the wood post fence in the background.
    ⚪Egg 19: (Let There Be Light) 34:05 The candles behind the Dragonborn spontaneously combust into flame after the Dragonborn transforms into his true form.
    ⚪Egg 20: (Bird Watching) 35:53 Catch the elusive Solstheim Sea Gull as he rests on a post near the harbor in the background.
    ⚪Egg 21: (Spiderzilla) 39:34 Eyes on the nearest mountain range to catch a freakishly large spider come out of the forest for a little sunbathing just before vanishing behind the dragon's wing.
    ⚪Egg 22: (There Goes my Ride) 40:37 Spot the dragon flying in the distance near the mountain peaks.
    THANKS FOR WATCHING :)
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  • @kaprory
    @kaprory Před 3 lety +8069

    Took me SO LONG to realize the guards think the Dragonborn is asking them if they’re against HAPPY marriages.

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  Před 3 lety +2249

      Everyone gets it in their own time

    • @celessilverfrond8944
      @celessilverfrond8944 Před 3 lety +663

      It's okay, I've been a fan of this series for years and just realized today. Same with the hammers and gamer lol- the subtle wit is incredible!

    • @kaprory
      @kaprory Před 3 lety +180

      @@celessilverfrond8944 same! I remember watching them as they came out. Sometimes it just takes watching them again 🤣

    • @HekataDoll
      @HekataDoll Před 3 lety +206

      I didnt even realize this until I read this comment

    • @Mageb4beauty
      @Mageb4beauty Před 3 lety +24

      Same

  • @opsul.x7241
    @opsul.x7241 Před 3 lety +10924

    Only OG will remember the daedric sword scene when the sword used to moan and then bark

  • @Flutter_Aeina
    @Flutter_Aeina Před 5 měsíci +843

    “Wake up honey. It’s time to rewatch the entire senile scribbles Skyrim parody”

    • @Official-Akaza-Dono
      @Official-Akaza-Dono Před 4 měsíci +25

      For the 34th time 😅😂

    • @Bomboy792
      @Bomboy792 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Watching this while chilling after work lol

    • @Imperial_Crow
      @Imperial_Crow Před 2 měsíci +2

      Same here lol

    • @Asa_ig
      @Asa_ig Před 2 měsíci +2

      No matter what else I get into, Skyrim always calls me back through this series, it always happens

    • @kinidiosodlosios6892
      @kinidiosodlosios6892 Před měsícem

      can someone explain term senile scribbles

  • @crazysnake1096
    @crazysnake1096 Před 10 měsíci +2107

    Fun fact: when you clear out a bandit hive, you will find 5x the gold in the barrels and stuff than the bounty on the bandits.

    • @damiendingus-xp6ki
      @damiendingus-xp6ki Před 7 měsíci +36

      The More You Know! Lol thanks for this information. It helps.

    • @klade5031
      @klade5031 Před 7 měsíci +70

      Also true for giant camps. One of the easier ways to get money early game is to make a beeline for the chests without drawing aggro from the giants.

    • @spookyboivilla5386
      @spookyboivilla5386 Před 7 měsíci +33

      Also the bandits themselves have cash that adds up at the end

    • @bubsterr741
      @bubsterr741 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@klade5031goldenhills plantation. Farm wheat. 18k by lvl10.

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Which isn’t saying much, funnily enough!

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 Před 3 lety +11061

    *Unrealistic, Skyrim doesn't have short loading screens.*

    • @drivingstudios6151
      @drivingstudios6151 Před 3 lety +195

      PSVR loading screens are short

    • @freewheelburning8834
      @freewheelburning8834 Před 3 lety +190

      slower if your playing from the disk

    • @StarkSpider24
      @StarkSpider24 Před 3 lety +83

      They patched that on the Switch I think..

    • @shift7808
      @shift7808 Před 3 lety +122

      Realistic for me. If anything, mine take less time

    • @luisnyric2459
      @luisnyric2459 Před 3 lety +198

      in fact i cant even read the tips on mine because i dont have hobbies and bought a pc for way too much money

  • @BigHoffa
    @BigHoffa Před 3 lety +5436

    16:55
    Courier: I’ve got something I’m supposed to deliver
    Dragonborn: Dude, how do you find me in the middle of nowhere?
    Courier: What, you think you’re the only one who gets quest markers?

  • @richardlandgraf1953
    @richardlandgraf1953 Před 7 měsíci +527

    5:04 is still my favorite bit from this series. "Oh Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers."

    • @kendrajade6688
      @kendrajade6688 Před 5 měsíci +39

      AND STEALING THEM AT THAT!

    • @mindbonker
      @mindbonker Před 3 měsíci +4

      AND chasing butterflies

    • @Astra737
      @Astra737 Před 3 měsíci +4

      mine is "Nah you gotta go the long way"

  • @Joel_Mullins06
    @Joel_Mullins06 Před 10 měsíci +782

    26:58 the idea that the magical dark brotherhood door is just a couple of dudes on the otherside pranking you is hilarious😂

    • @sgtbrown4273
      @sgtbrown4273 Před 5 měsíci +19

      I like it when he's trying to apologize telling him ,
      " look if I would've known, you would have done half thone things" 😂

    • @Worldtwentyfive
      @Worldtwentyfive Před 4 měsíci +5

      Did you notice the hand on the door flips him off at 26:33?

    • @Official-Akaza-Dono
      @Official-Akaza-Dono Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@WorldtwentyfiveI did! 😂
      I love Elder Scrolls tbh, I hope they do release another soon. Though it’s unlikely.

    • @yoga5631
      @yoga5631 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I love to think this is after the dragonborn become the leader so they are basically pranking their boss lmao

    • @Bomboy792
      @Bomboy792 Před 2 měsíci +1

      One of my favorite bits in the whole thing lmao

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    Skeletons are terrible in skyrim because of nutrient deficiency; "Milk-Drinker" is an insult in Nord culture, so Nord Skeletons are more fragile because of lack of calcium.

    • @woodycooper301
      @woodycooper301 Před 3 lety +273

      And we finally have found the most unneeded yet strangly informative thing to know about skyrim

    • @wdhtpdominic
      @wdhtpdominic Před 3 lety +187

      they literally eat wheels of cheese the size of heads in a single sitting though so i think they got calcium under control

    • @dylanbell268
      @dylanbell268 Před 3 lety +21

      Wouldn’t even be surprised if Bethesda thinks that excuse

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Před 3 lety +24

      I actually found a jug of milk for sale in Whiterun. It was being sold by the girl Yosolda is always talking to.

    • @fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90
      @fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90 Před 3 lety +47

      No, you can find plenty of dairy products throughout Skyrim, not least of which cheese. Milk-drinker is simply meant to suggest someone is a baby. It's not an actual hatred of dairy, and Nords definitely don't have calcium deficiency. I have seen this theory way too many times.

  • @kingdonut8272
    @kingdonut8272 Před 3 lety +2041

    Dragonborn: Racial equality?
    Stormcloak: *Define equality*

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 Před 3 lety +108

      no cats or lizards

    • @mr.potato2223
      @mr.potato2223 Před 3 lety +102

      Or elves

    • @mig9941
      @mig9941 Před 3 lety +93

      Goddamn dark elves

    • @Bernerdherbald
      @Bernerdherbald Před 3 lety +40

      High elves***

    • @BlazeStar00
      @BlazeStar00 Před 3 lety +89

      Stormcloak's definition of equality is "Underpay young and old non-nords despite their hard work outside the city in the harsh cold"
      ...Yeah I don't see how they are a good choice unless the player is a nord themselves. They want to fight the Thalmors because they treat every other races as inferior... Sure, that would be the main argument to join the Stormcloaks.... But that's pratically what Nords do (if not worse) with those that aren't nords.
      As an Argonian player, would I rather get Thalmor boots over my face, or Nord boots over my face? One would just look down on me as inferior... the other will do that too AND forbid you of basic rights because you're born of the wrong race.

  • @cerebralmaze
    @cerebralmaze Před 7 měsíci +515

    The segment with the Dovahkiin trying to put the candle back on the table is absolute Golden! 😂😂

    • @Im.Yer.Huckleberry
      @Im.Yer.Huckleberry Před 7 měsíci +12

      It's 2011, Thanksgiving weekend, I'm in the middle of a 4- day binge.
      I spent over an hour trying to put shit back on the fucking table 😂
      I finally did the same thing as the clip and didn't look back. 😅
      🤣🤣

    • @cerebralmaze
      @cerebralmaze Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@Im.Yer.Huckleberry Sometimes I just end up putting the item in a dresser or even sell it. 😂 But so e items like plates and buckets, for some reason I HAVE to put those back. 😁

    • @LordBloodraven
      @LordBloodraven Před 6 měsíci +2

      Load last Auto Save and take the hit to your immersion.

    • @benedictduggan7232
      @benedictduggan7232 Před 5 měsíci +5

      It’s cardinal rule for Skyrim players, that whenever a piece of food, furniture or weapon falls off its normal position then it may as well have alway been there cus you know dam well you can’t put it back without loading a save that it far too old 😂

  • @kieramoore6501
    @kieramoore6501 Před 7 měsíci +165

    "what, your mum never levelled up your speechcraft?" always gets me. There are so many classic lines here

  • @darkesthourstudios
    @darkesthourstudios Před 2 lety +2630

    “You’re not talking your way out of this loading screen” -Skyrim guard

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Před 2 lety +35

      I wish that was an actual phrase from the game

    • @darkesthourstudios
      @darkesthourstudios Před 2 lety +15

      Wait a minute, Dr. Bright what are you doing outside of the foundation?

    • @Naxthural
      @Naxthural Před 2 lety +3

      You're god damned right you won't talk your way out!

    • @CrystalFoxBlade
      @CrystalFoxBlade Před 2 lety +3

      @@darkesthourstudios should i be more worried Dr. Bright is outside the foundation... or that he never responded... Should i run to my personal bunker stockpiled with goods?

    • @darkesthourstudios
      @darkesthourstudios Před 2 lety +2

      @@CrystalFoxBlade *I’m not sure Myself*

  • @MCJAproductions
    @MCJAproductions Před 3 lety +4280

    Serana: is this mens armor?
    Dragonborn: Oh yea sorry i couldnt get your exact measurements from the friendzone
    Me: Wheezing

  • @lil_nut420
    @lil_nut420 Před 11 měsíci +946

    Still the best series to date, rewatched this like eight times and still noticing new shit

    • @damiendingus-xp6ki
      @damiendingus-xp6ki Před 7 měsíci +7

      That'd be your brain recalibrating some information in your memory.

    • @annamesser6880
      @annamesser6880 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Yeah, I just noticed the “Gamer” bit

    • @lil_nut420
      @lil_nut420 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@annamesser6880 💀

    • @kingligma
      @kingligma Před 3 měsíci

      He liked this how ? Thought he stopped this account or died

    • @topiheimola69
      @topiheimola69 Před 3 měsíci +1

      the same exact words could be said about the game this parody is of

  • @mosessierra9076
    @mosessierra9076 Před 8 měsíci +142

    I think the sentence “Although to be fair even though they’re rare you might want to prepare for the Werebears there.” Has to be my favorite sentence ever 😂

    • @TAC0CAT420
      @TAC0CAT420 Před 3 měsíci +7

      “What they travel in packs”

  • @azerealm6616
    @azerealm6616 Před 3 lety +6456

    This is a masterpiece. The only thing he forgot was how we inevitably all end up becoming stealth archers.

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  Před 3 lety +1667

      Inevitable is the right word

    • @namegoeshere8564
      @namegoeshere8564 Před 3 lety +365

      The dark brotherhood led me down that path

    • @deralex3051
      @deralex3051 Před 3 lety +486

      Glad i'm not the only one who starts a new game thinking:“ This Time i'll do Two-Handers!“...for like an Hour...

    • @_confused_jaxx_
      @_confused_jaxx_ Před 3 lety +199

      I want to deny this. I really do. But alas, I cannot

    • @kayozkayotic5444
      @kayozkayotic5444 Před 3 lety +209

      I usually become a battle mage so i can heal myself while i whack enemies

  • @reanterhog5701
    @reanterhog5701 Před 3 lety +3170

    "Those guys used to be the shit back in the day"
    Flashbacks to constantly getting staggered by champion skeletons.

  • @darc22005
    @darc22005 Před rokem +109

    "Hey Jzargo just gave you the map, he didnt build the fucking place" I wish the companions gave me snark like that lol

  • @neutralnet7718
    @neutralnet7718 Před 6 měsíci +452

    20:26 Anyone else remember when the enchanted sword swings were moans?

    • @tarheelpro87
      @tarheelpro87 Před 5 měsíci +35

      Yeah i do. Did he reupload this? Cause i remember i first watched this when i was much younger before 2020, thought this was way older.

    • @yonatanbehar3322
      @yonatanbehar3322 Před 5 měsíci +62

      ​@@tarheelpro87the last vid was taken down because of the moans

    • @c0mplex564
      @c0mplex564 Před 5 měsíci +44

      Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • @tarheelpro87
      @tarheelpro87 Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@yonatanbehar3322 figured since everything else is as i remember it

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 Před 5 měsíci +14

      That wasn't the video it was just your mom doing her job next door

  • @BlessedDog
    @BlessedDog Před 3 lety +7470

    When the world needed him the most, he returned

    • @kobiimac5131
      @kobiimac5131 Před 3 lety +60

      The next guy we need to return is filthy Frank / Pink Guy

    • @BlessedDog
      @BlessedDog Před 3 lety +14

      @@kobiimac5131 idk never watched his videos

    • @kobiimac5131
      @kobiimac5131 Před 3 lety +14

      they're hilarious if you like weird humor watch 100 accurate life hacks or if you like the same weird messed up humor watch the weeaboo video

    • @ThatPellGuy
      @ThatPellGuy Před 3 lety +7

      It has been years but he has really returned

    • @lincolnvance2350
      @lincolnvance2350 Před 3 lety +12

      I love coming back to this channel every once and awhile

  • @elevatormusic4000
    @elevatormusic4000 Před 3 lety +4236

    Rest in peace, moaning sword. You will be missed.

    • @LilBobathan
      @LilBobathan Před 3 lety +239

      Agreed the first time i heard the original i cracked me up R.I.P

    • @ryn7782
      @ryn7782 Před 3 lety +119

      @Lord Quin they had to, the first video got taken down because it was unsuitable for audiences. they had to remove some stuff

    • @gravytrainn
      @gravytrainn Před 3 lety +12

      😂😂

    • @sarcasticshinigami5224
      @sarcasticshinigami5224 Před 3 lety +53

      @@gravytrainn How are the sales for the Falmor Blood Elixir going?

    • @memepers
      @memepers Před 3 lety +10

      For real

  • @bobboy8543
    @bobboy8543 Před 8 měsíci +205

    Even after all this time my favorite skit is mirakk slowly going into an existential crisis while flailing his “sword” around.

    • @ianjames1754
      @ianjames1754 Před 4 měsíci +6

      It can’t be…
      _(flop, flop)_
      Oh, no…

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit Před 2 měsíci +2

      Its what he deserves for stealing dragon souls from me for the last 5 years

  • @Tarpman707
    @Tarpman707 Před 9 měsíci +255

    I've watched this probably 20 times over the years and I just finally got the gamer joke. Totally didn't even think about how Elder Scrolls calls elves Mer.

    • @damiendingus-xp6ki
      @damiendingus-xp6ki Před 7 měsíci +16

      All elves in all divisions are Mer. The Lord of The Rings, World of Warcraft, The Elder Scrolls, all of it.

    • @LogicAndCompassion
      @LogicAndCompassion Před 7 měsíci +7

      Uhh.... Ohhh!!
      Now I get it too. Lol.

    • @Alastor-Dragon
      @Alastor-Dragon Před 7 měsíci +14

      oh....OHHHHH

    • @laisthechip4999
      @laisthechip4999 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Well, in Warcraft they’re all Dorei, but close enough

    • @Formoka
      @Formoka Před 5 měsíci +6

      And now you’re the reason I got the joke. 😂

  • @LTD538
    @LTD538 Před 3 lety +3186

    The Dragonborn, Leader of all the guilds in skyrim, guild master of the thieves guild, has recovered the crown of barenziah single handedly, has his own settlement in dawnstar where he has his own group of assassins, thane of all cities, master of all skills in the game, has more gold than anyone else in the entire country, has saved Skyrim from the most powerful dragon on earth, saved solsthiem from another dragonborn, stopped the leader of the most powerful vampire clan from literally blocking out the sun, has the finest armor quality known to man, where even the most skilled blacksmiths would be in awe of how fine quality it is, either gorgeous ebony, intimidating daedric, or badass dragon bone. Quite simply the greatest warrior the world has ever seen.
    “Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll.”

    • @maxime2445
      @maxime2445 Před 3 lety +223

      Yeah, I downloaded a mod to become high king and each time they insult me I use kill the traitor

    • @BamBlam
      @BamBlam Před 3 lety +19

      Someone has too much time on their hands(._.)

    • @hunter-ql5uj
      @hunter-ql5uj Před 3 lety +42

      Has also killed about 70 dragons

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 Před 3 lety +66

      No you're slightly off. Miraak wanted to take over Solstheim then move on to the entire world. So you save the world at least three times, one for the main story, and two for the Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLCs

    • @taifoh5681
      @taifoh5681 Před 3 lety +8

      @@maxime2445 bro i been doing the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 so satisfying

  • @saltations_
    @saltations_ Před 3 lety +1129

    "Can't get any worse than this..."
    "..."
    "dO yOu gO tO tHe cLoUd DiStRiCt vErY oFtEn"

  • @wept2_
    @wept2_ Před 9 měsíci +175

    i love how he became more confident over time

  • @dogbackwards7658
    @dogbackwards7658 Před 6 měsíci +89

    I'll always find it funny that some random whiterun guard is out adventuring in an ancient nord ruin

  • @kenanb2666
    @kenanb2666 Před rokem +7538

    Tradition to rewatch this every time I randomly start playing Skyrim again

    • @Theinen84
      @Theinen84 Před rokem +156

      Ironically... Rewatching this has made me wanna reinstall and set up some mods lol

    • @sumrandomseal694
      @sumrandomseal694 Před rokem +58

      I rewatch this then start playing again, I clicked, so now I have to play again.

    • @sankton4296
      @sankton4296 Před rokem +16

      @@sumrandomseal694 i feel that

    • @franklinmckean8438
      @franklinmckean8438 Před rokem +9

      Same

    • @jaymeek4124
      @jaymeek4124 Před rokem +20

      I've watched this 7 times this week , nonstop playing skyrim 🤣

  • @Schrapulo
    @Schrapulo Před 3 lety +5273

    I love how you only changed the sword sounds and a few swears and CZcams is like “yeah that seems about right”

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  Před 3 lety +1079

      Pretty much

    • @vexile12
      @vexile12 Před 3 lety +121

      Amazing how lame algo is huh

    • @Scorpion-fo6tc
      @Scorpion-fo6tc Před 3 lety +144

      @@seanzoz does J’Zargo have COVID-19?

    • @jehtstream2017
      @jehtstream2017 Před 3 lety +167

      I hate how they changed the sword sounds it was funnier before

    • @Codman333
      @Codman333 Před 3 lety +83

      Yeah. All this "sensitivity" is lame.

  • @Official-Akaza-Dono
    @Official-Akaza-Dono Před 4 měsíci +111

    The Dragonborn: Can kill Miraak and save Nirn 100x over and can end it too
    Also the Dragonborn: Can’t place a candle on the table without it falling over

  • @shaungorham1129
    @shaungorham1129 Před rokem +267

    I wish there was a mod to put these voicelines in the game.

    • @damiendingus-xp6ki
      @damiendingus-xp6ki Před 7 měsíci +10

      Genius

    • @fergusmccallum7751
      @fergusmccallum7751 Před 6 měsíci +12

      There's a new mod which adds voices over the dragonborn line, they're awesome

    • @TAC0CAT420
      @TAC0CAT420 Před 3 měsíci

      ⁠@@fergusmccallum7751 Please share the mod name with the rest of the class

  • @IRussian007
    @IRussian007 Před 2 lety +2612

    The most philosophical genius is the "giving beggars coin gives you 'gift of charity'. Essentially you buy it making it neither gift nor charity" line. I died.

    • @jamestheaverageman6959
      @jamestheaverageman6959 Před 2 lety +9

      so your a ghost? Me too! :)

    • @AerisShenlin
      @AerisShenlin Před 2 lety +34

      yes that is an amazingly astute observation. I had always disliked getting the buff but never understood why, until now :)

    • @stonedstardestroyer8361
      @stonedstardestroyer8361 Před 2 lety +16

      I suppose it was more of a thing when they made the game as if you played it when the game first came out you wouldn’t know that you gained the gift of charity it would simply be a nice little bonus for doing the good thing if that makes sense

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jamestheaverageman6959 Ye, it's hard to find a matrix-style computer booth to contact the other side, took me 4 months.

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Před 2 lety +9

      @@stonedstardestroyer8361 That....is actually a good point. Truly charitable people wouldn't look in stats if they got a benefit of some kind but just move on.

  • @loganboehnlein2738
    @loganboehnlein2738 Před rokem +2611

    Serana: "Oh thanks for the armor I- is this Men's Armor?"
    Dovahkiin: "Oh yeah well, I couldn't get your exact measurements from all the way over here in the Friend Zone."

    • @molcatz9634
      @molcatz9634 Před rokem +199

      Girl gonna need a potion of extreme healing for that sick burn
      😎

    • @BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore
      @BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore Před rokem +47

      @@molcatz9634 ultimate*

    • @GabrielMicheal77710
      @GabrielMicheal77710 Před 11 měsíci +58

      Also by the way, We don't know if vampires have reflections or not in Skyrim. But since they have shadows, I'm going to say that they do have reflections.

    • @EinDeutscherPatriot620
      @EinDeutscherPatriot620 Před 8 měsíci +14

      Is it possible to marry Serana without mods? I made a whole vampire character that I ended up deleting because she wouldn't let me marry her 😂

    • @damiendingus-xp6ki
      @damiendingus-xp6ki Před 7 měsíci +7

      Ikr. Can't even marry Serana in-game. Biggest bad bug ever.

  • @OrkishEngineering
    @OrkishEngineering Před rokem +101

    7:41 for anyone who wondered this, the symbols are on the claw, not to keep people out... but to keep the draugr in.

    • @crazycookie4645
      @crazycookie4645 Před 8 měsíci +29

      So please ignore the dozens of draugr that you run into before even reaching the door.

    • @OrkishEngineering
      @OrkishEngineering Před 8 měsíci +9

      @@crazycookie4645 maybe they were turned into draugr after the doors were closed? Anyways, this is all Bethesda's reasoning.

    • @shakefan1484
      @shakefan1484 Před 7 měsíci +3

      That still doesn't make sense because someone could just open the door and let the Draugr out anyway.

    • @OrkishEngineering
      @OrkishEngineering Před 7 měsíci +2

      @shakefan1484 again, I found this information in a Bethesda article. ( I don't remember what it was... sorry.) Yeah there's a lot of holes in this, but it's better than nothing I guess.
      Edit: I remember some book in the game describing them as caretakers for the Nordic ruins they inhabit. Maybe some did get let out, and yet they stay at the entrance guarding it? I don't remember the books name. Unfortunately, the likely awnser is that good game design conflicts with naritive sometimes.

    • @Ecthelion842
      @Ecthelion842 Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@shakefan1484 the draugr outside are supposed to be guards, the nords who died during the rebellion against the dragon cult. The druagr inside are loyalists who are imprisoned.

  • @AJsMillions
    @AJsMillions Před 5 měsíci +54

    Love rewatching the alchemy guy: "Sho, you wanna learn about alchemy do you?"
    Got the biggest laugh out of my mum when she asked how I make dinner:
    "OK, just take every ingredient you have at your disposal and then just start... *cue arm movements* mixing them all together!"

  • @tybosch6040
    @tybosch6040 Před 2 lety +5923

    Every time Todd re-released Skyrim, I think the senile scribbles are re-recommended to me. And I’m never disappointed.

    • @MyRedHulk
      @MyRedHulk Před 2 lety +56

      At this point, I use it as a modding guide.

    • @SeanoftheDead549
      @SeanoftheDead549 Před 2 lety +25

      I'm playing the switch version now. I own this game on four other systems. Lol

    • @kensprivateinvestigation2128
      @kensprivateinvestigation2128 Před 2 lety +9

      I miss the original upload before CZcams took it down, but just to show support I rewatch this every month or so.

    • @ImSiddis
      @ImSiddis Před 2 lety +7

      ​@@SeanoftheDead549 That means you are a part of the problem..

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions Před 2 lety +8

      @@ImSiddis I wouldn’t call it a problem. All it does is allow more people to play Skyrim

  • @glitchmaker010
    @glitchmaker010 Před 2 lety +3213

    The Dragonborn is capable of slaughtering dragons, giants, draugs, vampires, werewolves and any other being that breathe. He's capable of learning ancient words that existed longer than most of the living being in Skyrim itself. And he can even tame a dragon and terrorize the skies and bring death from above... But decorating your house is far beyond anything you can ever achieve.

    • @Willzb-xk4ew
      @Willzb-xk4ew Před 2 lety +21

      Easily do-able by mods

    • @user-cl9ww9it8v
      @user-cl9ww9it8v Před 2 lety +22

      @@Willzb-xk4ew tell me now what mods are you talking abou

    • @Willzb-xk4ew
      @Willzb-xk4ew Před 2 lety +12

      @@user-cl9ww9it8v mods that place items such as weapon racks, display cases etc

    • @user-cl9ww9it8v
      @user-cl9ww9it8v Před 2 lety +5

      @@Willzb-xk4ew I mean what's they're called?

    • @Willzb-xk4ew
      @Willzb-xk4ew Před 2 lety +5

      @@user-cl9ww9it8v im gonna have to search for them cause i uninstalled then reinstalled skyrim

  • @alui3619
    @alui3619 Před 11 měsíci +142

    Imagine an Elden Ring parody by this man.

    • @damiendingus-xp6ki
      @damiendingus-xp6ki Před 7 měsíci +4

      Elder Ring will never compare to the vast homeliness and comfortable customs The Elder Scrolls offers and exhibits.

    • @isaacA38
      @isaacA38 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@fudgepacker2858 probably because unlike skyrim elden ring is not focused on much npc interaction. Skyrim has 100 times better npcs but skyrim also has zero fighting mechanics while elden ring does because its focused on fighting

    • @Kris-wo4pj
      @Kris-wo4pj Před 5 měsíci +3

      ​@@fudgepacker2858i only care about an old dragon and laura bailey cuz theyre the only well written npcs in skyrim. Oh and my mod companions kinda. I care more about a girl made of rot, a girl stealing my essance to raise a dead fish god, a pot and a coward braggart in elden ring.

    • @TheKueiJin
      @TheKueiJin Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@damiendingus-xp6ki...as someone that views ER as a failed game by From soft, because they reverted the core gameplay to clunky old Dark Souls, but added their innovations only as gimmicks, thus pissing on years of advance, all to literally make Dark Souls, which they said they wouldn't... It's a stretch to say that Skyrim has anything on any FromSoft game... Yes, everyone here has 1k hours in Skyrim, we all did everything everywhere, all at once. But it is a shamelessly putrid mess of shallow design, coding and gameplay. Its saving features are the way those are put together and its awe inspiring music, theme and visuals. Not graphics, mind you, but visuals. There is no combat. There is barely any magic, hell you need mods to add the more interesting stuff. There is no story, no character. The best frigging companion you have is from a god damned mod. Just Google Inigo. Or Recorder. The crafting system is bad, broken, bullshit, boring, borderline psychotic for production and barely held together by spit.
      And after all that, yes I am still gonna play Skyrim after I lose the feeling of hatred that the shittiness of the game instills in you.

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Před 5 měsíci +66

    Omg, after YEARS of watching and rewatching this series, I FINALLY get the joke about the Spriggan getting hit by an arrow! For years I thought maybe a follower shot her offscreen, but I just now realised that when she knocked the Dragonborn over, she inadvertently made him fire his arrow into the air, so it came back down and killed her! Literally only just realised this!

    • @ajduong
      @ajduong Před 4 měsíci +13

      It puts a whole new meaning to "you need to back up"

    • @savannhcowboy9715
      @savannhcowboy9715 Před 3 měsíci

      Are you serious

    • @mcbdllc2848
      @mcbdllc2848 Před 24 dny

      It's a triangle of death 😂

  • @joshuapoe3867
    @joshuapoe3867 Před 3 lety +585

    “‘Men only want one thing and it is fucking disgusting”
    Dead Nazeen

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 Před 3 lety +11

      Kill nazeem speedrun 4:28 seconds world record. Any%

    • @ocefloww
      @ocefloww Před 3 lety +14

      I got news for you. I went in Whiterun and found him, then he teleported in the sky, fell down, and died. Idk what happened.

    • @advertisingadrian
      @advertisingadrian Před 3 lety +46

      @@ocefloww He went to the cloud district

    • @xx_xboxusername_xx3914
      @xx_xboxusername_xx3914 Před 3 lety +1

      In fact not disgusting

    • @nerdking731
      @nerdking731 Před 3 lety +6

      @@advertisingadrian I'm wheezing like a cancer patient.

  • @Animehomie6293
    @Animehomie6293 Před 2 lety +2662

    Dragonborne: “You know you can walk in the sun right?”
    Harkon: “Yeah it’s fucking annoying.”
    I feel that.

    • @khabibmcgregor3592
      @khabibmcgregor3592 Před 2 lety +16

      Lol trying to use these mainstream crap. It's felt*

    • @mileschow5961
      @mileschow5961 Před 2 lety +81

      “Your vampire blood boils in the sunlight”

    • @LilMcMoffett
      @LilMcMoffett Před 2 lety +34

      @@mileschow5961 doesn't damage you like it used to in Oblivion though.

    • @rockowlgamer631
      @rockowlgamer631 Před 2 lety +34

      @@LilMcMoffett oh yeah Oblivion sucks for vampires for sure

    • @dakotablair1205
      @dakotablair1205 Před rokem

      @@khabibmcgregor3592 “Shut up, bitch.” -The Rock

  • @raymarshall6721
    @raymarshall6721 Před rokem +120

    This video never gets old

  • @Snuset
    @Snuset Před 4 měsíci +41

    20:47
    I still come back to this masterpiece every year, and still point out that youtube forcibly changed the sword sound from moaning to cat sounds and chicken sound.
    It's still hilarious though.

  • @salerac6496
    @salerac6496 Před 3 lety +670

    IDC what Bethesda says. THIS is the canon dragonborn.

  • @thepartyingghost2162
    @thepartyingghost2162 Před 3 lety +529

    Only true fans will remember the enchanted sword sounds were originally "oh yah oh yah bark/growl"

    • @DANNY1TDM
      @DANNY1TDM Před 3 lety +5

      HELLO

    • @WLF_Six
      @WLF_Six Před 3 lety +4

      Yup

    • @themaskfiend2403
      @themaskfiend2403 Před 3 lety +26

      Yea yt to sensitive now

    • @harryrobertson5593
      @harryrobertson5593 Před 3 lety +7

      Oh myyyyy...yeah, miss that particular line.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 Před 3 lety +19

      my best guess is that youtube forced him to change it or he'd get demonetized
      but what's weird is that if you watch it again episodically (by watching the episodes and not the collection) it still has the sword moaning

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 Před rokem +77

    I respect the Dragonborn's persistence with Serana. A man of cultured taste.

  • @Aliencatgnarpy
    @Aliencatgnarpy Před 5 měsíci +21

    I love the gag at 4:52 where he pulls out another dagger of humiliation which accordingly doesnt exist, love this series

  • @theGreatjohn8271
    @theGreatjohn8271 Před 3 lety +784

    Noooooooo not the moaning sword, youtube you cruel, cruel bastards.

    • @YuudaiGH
      @YuudaiGH Před 3 lety +48

      Dude we must revolt! You and me let’s take those evil bastards down!

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 Před 3 lety +19

      Let’s charge, you crazy mother****ers! Let’s burn their buildings to the ground! Destroy their servers.

    • @Stormfire1777
      @Stormfire1777 Před 3 lety +23

      Can’t even say curse words without shit getting deleted

    • @YuudaiGH
      @YuudaiGH Před 3 lety +13

      Viva la revolución!!!

    • @Vulpine407
      @Vulpine407 Před 3 lety +24

      Folks, if it's any consolation, episode 6 still has the original sounds.
      ...for now.

  • @jmoxie
    @jmoxie Před 3 lety +551

    Okay soul trapping the ebony warrior is fine but putting him next to nazeem, that's just cruel

    • @jmoxie
      @jmoxie Před 3 lety +6

      @Zackery Mathias should have dropped the wooden sword in the soul carin

    • @SpartakTH
      @SpartakTH Před 3 lety +3

      And dragonborn is racist, because ebony warrior is Redguard!

    • @ibnmuhammad886
      @ibnmuhammad886 Před 3 lety +1

      @@SpartakTH how

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 Před 3 měsíci

      ... I enchant a dagger with nazeem soul and dump it in apocrypha ocean

    • @calobrien5109
      @calobrien5109 Před měsícem

      @@ibnmuhammad886”red guard please” think about it

  • @DutchVanDerWilly
    @DutchVanDerWilly Před 4 měsíci +8

    Just realised how the Dragonborn must look to npcs, like he just appears, and runs around for a while going in and out of a random tavern, and then spends about ten minutes forging 600 golden rings and then starts talking to everyone like a drunk Breton, and then just fucking vanishes

  • @prismknight353
    @prismknight353 Před rokem +34

    “I swear to god I’m gonna steal you fucking soul” never fails to get me everytime I watch this

  • @caljohnston8625
    @caljohnston8625 Před rokem +2364

    The Dark Brotherhood trolling the dragonborn with the black door will never get old...

    • @technowings1233
      @technowings1233 Před rokem +62

      I can't take the dark brotherhood seriously thanks to this video lol

    • @baecotte
      @baecotte Před rokem +40

      Thats always been my favorite clip. Where they are laughing and telling him to put it in the mail slot 😂

    • @khonojeya01
      @khonojeya01 Před rokem +8

      Agreed 🤣🖐️

    • @12caratjules
      @12caratjules Před rokem +25

      I wish 2 prankster assassins were officially in the game now thanks to this vid

    • @demon2051
      @demon2051 Před rokem +21

      "Come on bring it, pound me in the mail slot"

  • @starkillersneed
    @starkillersneed Před 3 lety +1755

    "J'zargo is not your test kitty"
    Now that's what I call hipocrisy

  • @Trephining
    @Trephining Před rokem +49

    I'm only six minutes into this, and it's awesome. I came here because I searched for "Skyrim series" since I've watched all the episodes available of the Joe Joeman series by Mylque. Next episode comes out Saturday, or at least they are usually Saturdays. Joe Joeman is the hero we all need.

  • @itsdat_nword
    @itsdat_nword Před rokem +32

    It’s tradition to return to good old Skyrim videos like these and Lord Scatsbury to remind me of better times as a young man wandering through wilderness of Tamriel

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 Před 2 lety +2549

    "You're not talking your way out of THIS loading screen!"
    That line will never get old.

    • @brandonquist8394
      @brandonquist8394 Před rokem +10

      What if TESVI was just Skyrim with no loading screens? I'd probably still buy it.

    • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
      @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Před rokem +9

      None of this gets old. I've been rewatching this for a week straight

    • @macalla6898
      @macalla6898 Před rokem +4

      @@brandonquist8394 don’t give Bethesda any ideas

    • @missfortunemain9064
      @missfortunemain9064 Před rokem +1

      TRUEEE

    • @4heavenly
      @4heavenly Před rokem

      Lmao the only thing I try to avoid is the loading screen 😂

  • @staeslait2343
    @staeslait2343 Před 3 lety +824

    "There's alchemy here."
    "You mean chemistry?"
    "It's so much more than that"
    Best pickup line evwr

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Před 11 měsíci +28

    He says it's a parody.
    We say it's a masterpiece.

  • @brandonhelcher3691
    @brandonhelcher3691 Před 7 měsíci +10

    The hiccup and depression shouts. God imagine those in game. Enemy goes to attack, and suddenly stutters. Enemy suddenly sheathes their weapon, and begs for death.

  • @gabadaba5436
    @gabadaba5436 Před rokem +3069

    I love how the overencumbered movement speed is the base walking speed, but we all feel like it's so slow because we're used to jogging and running

    • @LTD538
      @LTD538 Před rokem +310

      *running until our character is about to collapse both lungs, then jogging for 6 seconds and repeating the process

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout Před rokem +67

      Base walking speed in Fallout New Vegas is so bad

    • @gustavakerman2566
      @gustavakerman2566 Před rokem +28

      PLAYER.SETAV SPEEDMULT 250

    • @humanperson9443
      @humanperson9443 Před rokem +12

      Fallout. You have as much stamina as my shampoo

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout Před rokem +2

      @@humanperson9443 Truu

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 Před 3 lety +938

    I love it how the character keeps leveling up as shown in the loading screens.
    Even his armor changes accordingly. Details like this really adds something to this series.

    • @andrewavakian
      @andrewavakian Před 3 lety +11

      The level 1000 legend 🙌

    • @tdoyr2119
      @tdoyr2119 Před 3 lety +8

      Why did he start the dawnguard dlc at like level 70
      I started at level 13

    • @Ilovewomenandmen
      @Ilovewomenandmen Před 3 lety +9

      Big Brain Shigechi most people usually start it after, or right before they kill Alduin, for instance, I killed him at level 45, started dawnguard at 43

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 Před 3 lety +12

      @@tdoyr2119 I think he did that because the first parts of this series may came out before the DLCs were released.
      If that isn't the case, then I think I might have opted this to follow a believable order in which the Dragonborn would do his quests, and then immediately breaks that when the Dawnguard found out he hasn't even killed Alduin yet.

    • @tdoyr2119
      @tdoyr2119 Před 3 lety +2

      I started dawnguard so early because vampire lord powers would be helpful in the main quest line

  • @Blessom
    @Blessom Před 10 měsíci +24

    The exchange with the Ebony Warrior is hilarious and accurate 🤣

  • @PeteyVon
    @PeteyVon Před rokem +24

    35:58 sums up exactly how I feel about Dragon Bone Armor and Stalhrim lol. Makes me laugh every time.

  • @VVopal
    @VVopal Před 3 lety +1467

    For those who don't get the Gamer joke, mer is the word for elf. So he's saying he wants to be a professional Gay Elf.
    (Edit) For the Hammer edition, they're essentially calling them pig elves, which is also smart due to the fact that they are renouned for smithing.
    Ty Pyjama dan for the Hammer bit didn't catch it myself.

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 Před 3 lety +119

      And the hammer joke too, ham (pig) and mer (elf)

    • @aryangandhi2599
      @aryangandhi2599 Před 3 lety +52

      thank you, i was so confused and now feel like an idiot

    • @reeeew3739
      @reeeew3739 Před 3 lety +9

      That that was also kind of obvious but hey thank you for pointing that out to the people who didn’t get it no trying to be salty OK it’s just the way I talk

    • @tinman7618
      @tinman7618 Před 3 lety +1

      Time stamp?

    • @SolusDarkcoat
      @SolusDarkcoat Před 3 lety +7

      I think I've needed to have that explained to me all sixteen times I've watched this.

  • @CauseIGotAMeathammer
    @CauseIGotAMeathammer Před 3 lety +633

    “What say you in your defense, SHUT UP I heard about you and your honeyed words”

  • @sevenheavens-gj9qq
    @sevenheavens-gj9qq Před 10 měsíci +7

    37:11 “Then you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna masquerade around this fucking wasteland dressed as one of your cultists and tell people all kinds of shit, like how much you love painting your toenails and brushing other men’s hair.”
    “You still there?”
    “…I’m here.” He sounds so defeated.

  • @thehuckleberry8349
    @thehuckleberry8349 Před 7 měsíci +5

    My favorite thing about the "Yol" part is that if you listen closely they actually do say "Yol Toor Shul". The "shul" is what bleeds into being the roar.

  • @jwruwghuy11
    @jwruwghuy11 Před 3 lety +594

    "A professional Gay-Mer." I just got that joke.

    • @disturbedpyro4511
      @disturbedpyro4511 Před 3 lety +11

      I love how his tunic turns pink!!

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 Před 3 lety +31

      @@disturbedpyro4511 if you look at the scene well, you can see the dragonborn sneaking up behind him and taking his stuff, little by little, that's why his robes "turn pink." if you see him without an amulet, you missed your chance to see the Dovahkiin.

    • @killzorful
      @killzorful Před 3 lety +14

      I got the Ham-mer joke just now

    • @hiddio
      @hiddio Před 3 lety +7

      Daniel Tapner wait, did you just explain that joke to someone who got the joke?

    • @thecookiemaster41
      @thecookiemaster41 Před 3 lety

      *OOOOOHHHH*

  • @james_da_gr8338
    @james_da_gr8338 Před 3 lety +630

    I like how J'zargo can read his AIDS letter when he's blind

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 Před 3 lety +45

      Nah, Dovahkiin fixed it with the side effect of having to use his depression shout

    • @Baldmaxx
      @Baldmaxx Před 3 lety +3

      I think it's his test for Testemper because he's a cat.

    • @KyleNunn213
      @KyleNunn213 Před 3 lety +5

      Dont shouts wear off?

    • @david50x84
      @david50x84 Před 3 lety +3

      @@astolfofansunny4047 *The more you know* ⭐

    • @guts60
      @guts60 Před 3 lety +8

      @James_da_gr8 If you look not very hard at all you can see J’zargo’s pupils come back. Shouts do wear off.

  • @theauditor3224
    @theauditor3224 Před 3 měsíci +6

    having children on the frontlines is actual a great strategy for winning wars considering their completely immortal and seemingly feel little to no pain

  • @XxZombie_GamerxX
    @XxZombie_GamerxX Před 4 měsíci +64

    Only the real ones will remember the original audio lol

    • @SleepyBastard
      @SleepyBastard Před 4 měsíci +7

      The creator made a bunch of changes and I understand why. But the original version was so much funnier.

    • @irondan3575
      @irondan3575 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@SleepyBastard is it still available online?

    • @SleepyBastard
      @SleepyBastard Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@irondan3575 not as far as I know

    • @patrickpausch982
      @patrickpausch982 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@SleepyBastard Most noticeable with the enchanted sword.
      And there are more clips in this than before.
      I've watched the compilation over and over but today I saw a few of the sketches for the first time in my life.

    • @LubosMudrak
      @LubosMudrak Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@patrickpausch982oh, i just Made a comment about the sword 😅

  • @trevor6223
    @trevor6223 Před 2 lety +2085

    Imagine if he put "quicksaving..." at the top everytime there was a scene the dragonvorn got mad at an npc

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. Před 2 lety +17

      You genis

    • @painful_fish3083
      @painful_fish3083 Před 2 lety +2

      @Drew Harris but he kind of does

    • @meateater1002
      @meateater1002 Před 2 lety +19

      The quick saving message. How npcs know the are f*cked

    • @pyrrol9389
      @pyrrol9389 Před 2 lety +7

      When NPC's See the Quicksaving Message in the top: *Internal Screaming*

    • @wharf19
      @wharf19 Před 2 lety +4

      I slayed every village now i hate myself:( but it was worth it.

  • @AK-Drakoin
    @AK-Drakoin Před 3 lety +888

    Me before playing Skyrim: Heheh, pretty funny.
    Me after playing Skyrim: This is the most hilarious shit I have ever seen.
    Me during my second play through: Why is this so true?

    • @chainlinksart6524
      @chainlinksart6524 Před 3 lety +13

      Yep, same, I relate to a lot of it, I've just never gotten daedric gear

    • @ciel9928
      @ciel9928 Před 3 lety +12

      I don't know what number playthrough I'm even on anymore

    • @AK-Drakoin
      @AK-Drakoin Před 3 lety +5

      @Jimmy Jackson I dunno man maybe I like doing everything I can do in a game before starting over or I feel more committed to my first characters that I make ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @boerepompie8244
      @boerepompie8244 Před 3 lety +8

      Ive got enough characters from my playtrhoughs to overpopulate oblivion itself 😂

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 Před 3 lety +2

      @Boere Pompie. What happens when there is no more room in Oblivion? Do daedra live among us?

  • @toomanygrenades
    @toomanygrenades Před 28 dny +2

    This is how I get hyped up for Skyrim every time.

  • @LordSoul4471
    @LordSoul4471 Před rokem +13

    I watch this whole series every so often. Im amazed it doesn't have more views (6m). Even a non Skyrim player or just a casual would find this a jewel.

  • @Rachelauren
    @Rachelauren Před 3 lety +634

    "We have alchemy here
    You..you mean chemistry
    It's so much more than that."
    This is the best Skyrim pickup line

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 Před 3 lety +5

      Yup I gonna ty that I'll tell you how it goes

    • @Icantfindthefork
      @Icantfindthefork Před 3 lety +2

      I don't get it context please

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan Před 3 lety +9

      Icantfindthefork Alchemy is a skill in the game, but as a pickup line it gets the other person to say “we have chemistry” and there’s the option to one-up that a step further.
      I think. I may have also missed the joke myself.

    • @LordofDaggerfall
      @LordofDaggerfall Před 3 lety

      I was kind of dtf when he said that myself.

  • @benjamins.10
    @benjamins.10 Před 3 lety +340

    When I hear the voices of these characters in the actual game now they sound wrong because I've watched this so many times, 😂

  • @joshwoodard1692
    @joshwoodard1692 Před rokem +11

    J,zargo is the best companion, he is funny asf in these episodes 😂😂

  • @ThomasSchwietert
    @ThomasSchwietert Před 5 měsíci +2

    Someone plz explain to me the gamer joke. Ive never understood this one in like my 5th fucking watch. It flies over my head evertime

  • @aleksm.1863
    @aleksm.1863 Před 3 lety +461

    'Do you have a friend or family member with a Skooma addiction? Well, unfortunately, there is a dragon crisis going on and no one cares.'
    That one hits harder the longer you think about it.

    • @Merry_chrysler
      @Merry_chrysler Před 3 lety +11

      @Darin Morris sure thing! It's a joke.

    • @frazza5503
      @frazza5503 Před 3 lety

      Timestamp?

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Před 3 lety +3

      Welp, found Inigo's account.

    • @lachlanv.b.7783
      @lachlanv.b.7783 Před 3 lety +2

      @@frazza5503 11:40

    • @diablo8653
      @diablo8653 Před 3 lety +4

      To put it in different words... well if you have a friend or family member with a alchole addiction theres a pandemic going on so nobody cares thats practically what it means

  • @RussianFederation.gov.
    @RussianFederation.gov. Před 2 lety +979

    "Basically we give them a torch and a map to the nearest imperial camp" lol, I fucking died

  • @Venkullix
    @Venkullix Před 3 měsíci +6

    as much as i still love rewatching this every year or 2 its just not the same because most of my favorite parts were parts that got cut out 😭

    • @Devilsubliminals
      @Devilsubliminals Před 3 měsíci

      what parts got cut out? im just finding this again after ages lol

  • @A_Crimson_Dawn
    @A_Crimson_Dawn Před 2 lety +787

    Is it just me or does the Stormcloak and imperial recruiters sound like a couple that needs marriage counselling

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 Před 2 lety +63

      Wait you're on to something kinda makes sense too look at the way the hesitate to answer the gay marriage question.

    • @harrisonmartin733
      @harrisonmartin733 Před 2 lety +31

      Thats the joke...
      And gay means happy.

    • @GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN
      @GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN Před 2 lety +18

      Yeah they meant it like why would you not have a happy marriage.

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 Před 2 lety +10

      @@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN they don't wanna get executed lol

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 Před 2 lety +3

      Nope, we all agree. They need the counselling.

  • @Chattypuppytv
    @Chattypuppytv Před 2 lety +678

    "There's gotta be a better way to learn this than becoming a fucking cannibal" something tells me Namira didn't get a new follower this playthrough

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 Před 2 lety +3

      No, no they didn't get a new follower.

    • @akiamini4006
      @akiamini4006 Před 2 lety +1

      Nice ! Qlso means brother what at the Markarth underkeep got to keep livin lol

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 Před 2 lety +1

      hell, one of the cheats i like to use is solely to enable me to enchant a ring with namira's effect and the hiricine curse.
      whether i'm getting my furry on or not, i want to be able to use bandits as snack packs

  • @homebrewdungeon5026
    @homebrewdungeon5026 Před 15 dny +2

    Man, the nostalgia that just hit me when this popped up in my for you page

  • @maggotmoles
    @maggotmoles Před rokem +4

    Not me being tempted to rotate the pictures on the waiting menus lmao

  • @ghostsuru8429
    @ghostsuru8429 Před rokem +2232

    "Welp, this is my life now. Trapped in this soul gem until someone shatters me to enchant a pair of underwear..."
    "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying...Of course you don't."
    Me: "Oh god..."
    The comedy for this series was top notch.

    • @JoJo-bs1in
      @JoJo-bs1in Před rokem +5

      New here, explanation pleass?

    • @jordansmith2042
      @jordansmith2042 Před rokem +72

      @@JoJo-bs1in it's the most annoying NPC you'll ever find in the whole game. You'll be minding your business going to a blacksmith or whatever and the second you pass him, he hits you with the "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Makes me wanna shout spam him constantly.

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 Před rokem

      @@jordansmith2042 most annoying npc, with the exception of those damn children

    • @sekijokes451
      @sekijokes451 Před rokem +12

      Best part is that after being used to enchant a pair of underwear Nazeem and the Ebony Warrior get to enjoy an eternity in the Soul Cairn.

    • @davidwoods7408
      @davidwoods7408 Před rokem +5

      That was damn funny! I snorted coffee over that!

  • @josephmort4039
    @josephmort4039 Před 2 lety +1136

    22:24 I spent twenty minutes trying to put a Dwemer cup on my nighstand in Breezehome once to simulate the water bottle I keep near by bed. I FINALLY get it set up and then leave. I come home later, walk in my bedroom and for NO god damn reason it flies off the table and then Lydia yells at me for leaving trash everywhere!

    • @zl2240
      @zl2240 Před 2 lety +35

      It’s a familiar feeling

    • @ichbinjasokreativ2452
      @ichbinjasokreativ2452 Před 2 lety +79

      if you want to place something in your house you need to throw it on the ground and leave, then come back in (doesnt matter if you come back immediatly or later). once it has been loaded inside the house via loading screen, you can then move it to whatever placement you want and it will stay there. but it must be loaded as part of the house at least once.

    • @the-fog-is-here
      @the-fog-is-here Před 2 lety +76

      I spent like 20 minutes trying to put a sweet roll on a plate and when i finally did my wife goes, "hey you dropped this, lucky for you i found it before someone else did" and put it back in my inventory. Long story short, i sacrificed her for ebony mail armour.

    • @danielf5264
      @danielf5264 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ichbinjasokreativ2452 I'll have to try that out later. I just figured it was impossible.

    • @heededshadow509
      @heededshadow509 Před 2 lety +29

      @@the-fog-is-here I decapitated my wife. What I didn’t expect is that she literally tried to WALK IT OFF. If I tried to talk to her, the camera panned to the head on the floor.

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop Před 2 měsíci +2

    22:52 That's actually a really good point. Numinex HAS to have been a frost dragon cause otherwise Dragonsreach would've just burnt down.

  • @TheOtherJunodog
    @TheOtherJunodog Před 3 lety +317

    Hermaeus Mora reading “Goodnight Moon” is something that I never knew I needed in my life. Thank you.

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr Před 3 lety +6

      I wouldn't mind a somewhat serious rendition of the book like that. His voice already makes me sleepy

    • @deusexvesania1702
      @deusexvesania1702 Před 3 lety +3

      Thanks to your comment I just realized that, all giggles aside, that would actually be canon, given Mora's nature.

  • @ionceateapinecone
    @ionceateapinecone Před 2 lety +616

    The claw puzzles were made intentionally easy because those doors aren’t to keep people out, they’re there to keep draugr in.
    The claws are basically a test to make sure you’r brain isn’t dust.

    • @Alex-mq6qi
      @Alex-mq6qi Před 2 lety +41

      28:50

    • @Erebos931
      @Erebos931 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Alex-mq6qi 😂

    • @khabibmcgregor3592
      @khabibmcgregor3592 Před 2 lety +8

      Your* seems like your brain is dust

    • @ravendyer8895
      @ravendyer8895 Před 2 lety +28

      Even so, if the doors are built to keep draugr in and not people out, then why have a combination at all? Just make a key and be done with it. The ancient nords were so extra.

    • @_pizzaboy9631
      @_pizzaboy9631 Před 2 lety +2

      >The claw puzzles was to keep draugr in
      >Have to kill like 30 draugr before reaching the goddamn door.
      Either the Ancient Nords are so stupid that they built the dungeon in reverse or Bethesda just rather making up some shitty lore to hide the fact that they loves pandering their imaginary kindergarten fans than making the game more challenging.

  • @HikaruKun20
    @HikaruKun20 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I just realized the Dark Brotherhood door's hand changed to flipping him off for a second.

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop Před 2 měsíci +3

    31:24 This MF killed Paarthunax??? Unforgivable

  • @anjhindul
    @anjhindul Před 2 lety +1312

    "can you even lift a great sword?"
    "I don't know, haven't really tried, just helps me when I tinkle"
    I Lost it, that was HILARIOUS!

    • @kphvro1807
      @kphvro1807 Před rokem +1

      Best line

    • @Z1NC0X
      @Z1NC0X Před rokem +15

      There was a bit more to that sentence, it was : “besides, only a fucking fool would were something like this shit”

    • @emperorducks741
      @emperorducks741 Před rokem

      @@Z1NC0X yeah i notice that was cut out, dont know why tho

    • @hinkelstein1494
      @hinkelstein1494 Před rokem

      tinkle is like taking a piss, right?

    • @dude7813
      @dude7813 Před rokem

      Must be heavy.

  • @UndercoverDigital
    @UndercoverDigital Před 2 lety +816

    "Gay Mer..." It took a couple of years but I FINALLY GOT THE JOKE

    • @paperfox5292
      @paperfox5292 Před 2 lety +30

      oh. my. god. I was just at the part with the pink shirt xD

    • @quitkid8727
      @quitkid8727 Před 2 lety +9

      I don't get it. I'm very stupid

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Před 2 lety +98

      @@UndercoverDigital "Mer" in elder scrolls refers to elves, not fish people.

    • @UndercoverDigital
      @UndercoverDigital Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, what he said.

    • @Blue-vs6fj
      @Blue-vs6fj Před 2 lety +3

      gay elf

  • @TheJayCraft717
    @TheJayCraft717 Před rokem +7

    Everytime I have my annual Skyrim addiction come back I think of this masterpiece of a video and rewatch it

  • @StailH
    @StailH Před rokem +9

    So fuckin true, each and every one of these shorts are on point!

  • @100sleepeon3
    @100sleepeon3 Před 3 lety +352

    No matters how hard i laughed , i will always remember that in Senile Scribles canon , Dragonborn once listened Delphine about kill Paarthurnax...

    • @user-gg1eo9tg8u
      @user-gg1eo9tg8u Před 3 lety +59

      If you even considered killing Paathurnax, ur dead to me

    • @thebananaman7010
      @thebananaman7010 Před 3 lety +6

      There is a mod that makes it so you do not have to kill Paarthurnax

    • @ajamask7140
      @ajamask7140 Před 3 lety +4

      @@thebananaman7010 why do you need a Mod just don't kill him

    • @isaacjohnson9226
      @isaacjohnson9226 Před 3 lety +11

      @@ajamask7140 because the “kill paarthurnax” quest will be in your quest thingy and if your tryina finish all of em and you don’t wanna do that one, you can use the mod to finish it without killing him

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Před 3 lety

      I didn't kill Pharty in mine since my brother already did it

  • @DomyTheMad420
    @DomyTheMad420 Před 2 lety +1261

    "a brothel temple?"
    "you mean a bremple?"
    still knocks me on my ass every time, that delivery lmao