How to Start a War
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- čas přidán 14. 03. 2023
- learn how YOU can start your very own war NOW!!!
(IT'S EASIER THAN YOU THINK)
I use this guy's music a lot: / svardd
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Instagram: / leowpold
#albania #balkan #war #meme
Bro loves Albania more than his own country.
That,and Bolivia.
Understandable
The flag kind of Fire
Makes sense he lives in BIRMINGHAM 🤮
It’s because I literally stole his heart 🇦🇱🫡 🫀
I think we all know that despite all the wars, Geopold is a legitimate person in the world.
What is illegitimate person then?
@@K.Maroon your anime girlfriend
@@K.Maroon illegitimate person is chatgpt user
Nah bri'ish people aren't real
Are you sure?
As a peace activist I can confirm this is true
as a war activist , i also confirm
as a neutral activist i cant confirm this
@Baguette Gaming average eu4 player
I can confirm this is true
wouldnt you be a peace
passivist
@@shakal_ that's fucking genius, I love this comment
I have waited as an undercover agent in Poland for years. Now is my time.
Get em lads
@@thypeasantslayer3621 because it is an autonomous nation. Is it that hard to grasp?
@ThyPeasantSlayer look Man, don't bring up old business.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got'em.
@ThyPeasantSlayer I agree brother, kosovo is rightfully Algerian!!
@@kaygo6244 nope. it is rightfully togolese
Geopold is causally the most cultured man alive
truuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee
As an Spaniard I will be glad to be part of Albania as they have the coolest flag on earth
No
@@BAD_ITYes
we do
@@Raptorizus analbania
@@BAD_IT Yes
as a Chilean, refering to our territory as just Coastline is accurate and the preferred terminology form now on.
I'm curious, can you see the mountains from the coast?
@@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 There is a Mountain Range besides the ocean. It's called Coastal Range. Far beyond east there is the Andes
@@diegoramirez7901 interesting. Thanks for telling me.
@@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 Depends on the part, Chile is a huge nation 800km2 in comparison England is 130km2, that is over 6 times the size
From* bolivian
I'm proud of being part of Geopold Army
yes
Bangladesh doesn't stand a chance against us! After we take over and establish a new country in it's place, we'll become great trade partners with Albania!
As a Swiss I can confirm that we are already a proxy state of Albania!
Red and white i dress 🔴⚪️
Cheese on my chest 🧀
Proud to be swissbaaaaniaan 💯
@@soul8938 😂 LMFAOO SWISSBANIA
Guet so
Ah, so that is why reports of goat molestation are on the rise in Switzerland. Makes sense.
Having just returned from a holiday in Albania, I can confirm that they are the true superpower in Europe 🇦🇱
ahahah realised that after driving on our big modern roads?
@@Piloti. the potholes are a safety feature to stop people falling asleep while driving. Albanian ingenuity at its finest 🇦🇱👍
I'm very proud of Albania:) (I'm from ALBANIA)
Albania best country, I hitchiked a car there and there were 3 young guys in it, super friendly, gave me hash for free and we continued to smoke the hash on a highway. Later I was sleeping on a beach and a lot of people came by and started a huge fire on the beach, grilled meat, imvited me and then offered some coke. Very friendly people compared to western europe. Will return
Also I hitchhiked a guy that said that he is banned from the eu, because he was doing illegal stuff in eu, I was kinda nervous and he said he is a good guy and drove me to the hotel, then i invited him for dinner and we talked about smuggling drugs. Very cool
As a Nigerian, I will gladly surrender my country to Geopold and form the United Emirates of Geopoldstan
How to start a war : fail art school
Or kill a prince in a car without any protection
How to start a war: Throw a hand grenade in the split border between South and North Korea.
Not that big!!
step 2: unite your country's former border
Also get a funny mustache
Vladimir Putin probably would click on this video fasting than his tanks entering Ukraine
lol
Vladimir Putin would probably click on this video faster than the tanks that are entering Ukraine***
@@vol.4691 nah he would be fasting since its ramadan(im not muslim but i found it funny lol)
Nice to know Albania is gonna rule the world!!! Can't wait!!!
@binzz yes we need the kidneys in order to keep good relations with the Albanian Mafia known as the Illuminati
Step 1 : Be an albanian man
Analbanian
@@csg1337Sergaynian
@@Ayckles gayreek
@@csg1337 every Greek is Albanian lol. Gayserb
Step 1: Don't be albanian goatfucker
Finally a useful tutorial after CZcams removed dislikes
Nice from USA United States of Albania 🇦🇱💪🏻😎🫡
I'm Nigerian but I will proudly give my life for the Geopold army
Same
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
hey man the world situation is getting more seriouse by the passing of the months and you are out here cracking jokes?
I LOVE IT
As an Albanian myself, it is true that we will hold all of Europe by 2050
Arvanite?
As a New Zealander I cant wait to be part of the Bolivian exclusive economic zone!!! 🇧🇴🇧🇴🇧🇴🇧🇴🇧🇴 💪💪💪💪
Does New Zealand Actually exist?
@@lyrahaltechtjetzt yes
@@lyrahaltechtjetzt no
As a Bangladeshi I will be happy to greet geopold when we meet up
Bro loves Albania so much
As an Albanian I love your vids
He thinks Kosovo is part of Serbia though so he’s kind of slow
As a Bangladeshi, I have already subscribed. Bring it on
As a Albanian I agree with your prediction
Thank you so much. I really needed this
as a frenchman, am so proud of this guy who tried to take back what's rightfully ours ! ;)
Nice English froggy
Baguette boy 😅
@@sideb7178 shut up rosbif you can't even speak french
im gonna be sick.... a french "person"
As a Bangladeshi, I can confirm that we welcome our invaders with most hospitality .
Your compliance is futile, your days are numbered.
As a Colombian I would gladly live under Eduardo's rule
This video made me subscribe. Never thought I could be manipulated to war so easily, but I sure like a good team effort.
Thank you, Geopold! That information will be very useful for me on 7/4/2023
as a kosovar i feel like the second last part was directed right at me
This surely won't age badly
Bruh your voice combined with the sounds effects and the memes make geopold geopold
As a Baltimore native, I appreciate the crab joke; an even more pressing shortage however would be of Old Bay
As a Bangladeshi subscriber, I assure you that you're as welcome as a certain country west of India was.
As a French , i can confirm that we can easily invade UK with without any effort .
@@GwaihirtheWindlord16 Yes and fuck mint sauce
We live in such crazy times, this analysis of the future is as good as any other else, seriously.
The only thing that can make my life less miserable is surely a Latina Mermaid.
As An Albanian, This Is Relatable
All of the STANS joining together would be the best 2100's outcome.
This is the alternate history content I’ve been looking for
Finally, with this information I can defeat my opponent in rise of kingdoms. I am still at 1million power while he has over 20 million, this allowed him to take all of my valuables and my family heirlooms. But now after this video I am level 60 million and can legally send an airstrike to his house.
Ok as a Bangladeshi, Geopold actually has really good Cultural knowledge about us. (We will die before we give you our daal)
please don't take our daal
NOT OUR DAAL!
love ur channel and your videos style
Jesus! What is with that Bangladeshi train at the end! I felt chills looking at it
I'm dead laughing, this video is so good.
As an American I can confirm that Mic Rib availability is a rising issue that divides our country.
You have gained 3000 subs since this video! Well done!
The bat-shit crazy level of comedy in this video is a wonder to behold
no one can make us excited to fight in ww3 like geopold could 🥰🥰
In 2050 we will look back at this and declare this man the Oracle.
If you're wondering what the "Stan" music is because Geopolds a shill it's the instrumental to Stan by eminem. Nah I'm just messing with you, it's called "Magic Mamaliga" from the Borat soundtrack.
This is undoubtedly the best video on the internet
Geopold: Albania conquers Europe
Reality: Albania's population and economy is disappearing 🎉
Man, I thought this would be a video about a shattered glass bottle.
As a guy from Bangladesh I can confirm Geopold wants to steal my dhal.
For a second there I thought you used Molchat Doma for an outro, but turns out it's just some dude who listened to "Sudno" on repeat, and is now making music in that style.
finally someone else who recognizes Stan!
As a Pole I may accapt the Geopold as the new owner of my country. But be quick. There are plans to massively increase the polish army.
zgadzam sie
The Polish-Hungarian empire will soon control Europe.
do not worry the albanians are on the way to conquer poland 😂❤️🇵🇱
Babe wake up, a new Geopold video dropped
3:52 for most invasions ur army needs to be atleast 3x as big as ur advsery to counter their advantage of being entrenched
I see, what if the 3x army is well trained
Thanks for the tutorial! I’ve been planning to start a war but couldn’t figure it out how…
As a Mongolian, I am happy to know the Mongol Empire is back
I'm surprised that this title alone didn't get the video blacklisted
Thanks for the tutorial. I hope it works.
Finally after Years All the Skills I Learned in Call of Duty will be useful for me to Fight the Bristol Army in WW3. but I hope they don't know what Brazil is
As a Romanian I give you permission to invade us
Albania:" don't mind if we do".
3:59 As a Bangladeshi I laughed as fuq also I'm happy that my country was mentioned
subcribed for the mercenary gig
1:19 what does Mr Geopold think about Hayastan and Dagestan and Kurdistan joining the stans
Who else thinks this man Should do some hoi4 let’s plays especially playing as BOLIVIA 🇧🇴
WHEN you doing philippines and indonesia guides and slander vids, you KNOW how strong their presence is on yt lol
as a Bangladeshi can't wait to be a part of the empire lmao
Don't you get tired carrying the meme world on your back 😢
I was originally questioning wtf I'd clicked and then I saw joey karate Diaz. A man of culture must be respected and listened to, go head king
This is objectively the best channel on yt
2:14 EJ OD KAD SAM SEEEEE, RODIOOOOO??? SREĆE NISAM IIIMAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!
That's the song I was mentioning!!!
SAMO TI SI SREcA BILA.......
@@dominikudovicic3573 ZAŠTO SI ME, OSTAVILAAAAAAAAAA????
0:03 _💀💀💀_
Tf how you got skulls I talics
@@Blueskies2513 _ underscores _
thanks for the help 💪😎👍
As an Albanian, I love this channel
As a Russian I confirm that I am from this country
what is your opinion about invasion of Ukraine?
@@theslavbeing335 Any war is bad and non justifiable, but from political perspective I understand why this all happened, and its not Russia's fault alone
@@Hello-xh3rx classical russian.
I wonder what will you think about "politics" when you get sent to the Frontline of a foreign nation as a cannon fodder, to pile up dead just like 100k rusaians before you, who were "apolitical".
I'd sacrifice my life for the nation of geopold
It's funny being a Geopold subscriber from Bangladesh
never expected to hear about Les Gardes on here, dad told me about that ages ago back home
Just subbed. Whens the Bangladeshi beat down scheduled?
Norhing happened in Kosovo
U mean Serbian explosive testing site
It sent chills down my spine when the Queen Elizabeth said her last words
“Kosovo is Serbia”
Truly emotional
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on cat. hail cat. hail cat. The dancing cat, This made me tear up. How could such a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this dancing cat. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young woman. Thank you.
-hears the music in the background...
"EEEEEJ OD KAD SAM SE ROOODIOOOO"
I love this channel
😂Best meme channel out there
In 2010, google maps marked an island on the border between Nicaragua and Costa Rica as part of Nicaragua even though it belonged to Costa Rica. Nicaraguan troop quickly invaded the island and raised the flag.
As a Bangladeshi, I subscribed to Geopold only bc I want him just to get Bangladesh.
fire vid as usual
The joey diaz clip got me
still waiting for that call to arms
Thanks for using Bangladeshi Folk music on the background
as a Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, i now know how to start a war.
As someone from Maryland I love that Baltimore no crab slander!