FBI vs CIA - How Do They Compare?

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  • @yeetyeet5949
    @yeetyeet5949 Před 3 lety +6979

    Fbi: “FBI OPEN UP”
    Cia: Already inside

  • @Ultraysss
    @Ultraysss Před 4 lety +5153

    If you're a criminal...
    FBI: You're dead
    CIA: You don't exist

  • @a7fanatical687
    @a7fanatical687 Před 2 lety +2248

    FBI: Feels godly with badge and shows it off all the time
    CIA: Only shows when needed

    • @cia7972
      @cia7972 Před 2 lety +31

      very true

    • @eseopu
      @eseopu Před 2 lety +11

      @@cia7972 you’re not the cia

    • @leak_man
      @leak_man Před 2 lety +21

      Because we go under cover

    • @slchld.
      @slchld. Před 2 lety +11

      Neither go around showing badges.

    • @cia7353
      @cia7353 Před 2 lety +9

      @@cia7972 we are the cool ones

  • @Nonamelol.
    @Nonamelol. Před rokem +734

    FBI: Fights crime
    CIA: Creates crime

    • @MrBluskyy
      @MrBluskyy Před rokem +34

      your comment is gonna get the least likes because people don't like hearing the truth... they'd rather be lied to so that they can laugh

    • @Tommyknocker.
      @Tommyknocker. Před rokem +12

      @@MrBluskyy Not because of people. Because of *them.*

    • @RodrigoRodriguez-ri7wn
      @RodrigoRodriguez-ri7wn Před 10 měsíci

      Cia = satanic , elites , kid traffickers
      FBI=satanic , satanic, kid traffickers

    • @WS_CLAN
      @WS_CLAN Před 9 měsíci

      .

    • @xFlared
      @xFlared Před 8 měsíci

      Didn't CIA create wars as well?

  • @robinwrld0
    @robinwrld0 Před 5 lety +6727

    I don't know why I watch this. I don't even live in the US

    • @marcelinasandoval7064
      @marcelinasandoval7064 Před 5 lety +98

      Same.

    • @IC-yu7yd
      @IC-yu7yd Před 4 lety +79

      @kevin couture but we dont have fbi in my country

    • @BlackAngus69
      @BlackAngus69 Před 4 lety +412

      The CIA doesn't care where you live.

    • @xJESx
      @xJESx Před 4 lety +7

      Freddy Rojas you live in USA?

    • @clone9159
      @clone9159 Před 4 lety +48

      Force AxioN
      The CIA are everywhere, and the terrorist groups they back.

  • @V0V0o
    @V0V0o Před 4 lety +3612

    *when an agent dies*
    FBI: your son honorably died fighting cartels in New Mexico .
    CIA: your son died by dolphins in Siberia .

    • @popeye5004
      @popeye5004 Před 4 lety +106

      CIA: your son shots an RPG but it had some mishaps.... and the Terrorist blew him up..

    • @GAMER876
      @GAMER876 Před 4 lety +16

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rudolfoorozco1218
      @rudolfoorozco1218 Před 3 lety +25

      There is no cartels here in New Mexico.. just burquenos

    • @CashCartRed
      @CashCartRed Před 3 lety +15

      @@rudolfoorozco1218 and who do you think is selling them guns a drugs? Cartels own them

    • @theprincipalityofbelka4646
      @theprincipalityofbelka4646 Před 3 lety +2

      Central Intelligence Agency yeah you would never tell them also, i know how to read enchanting table language

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin Před 2 lety +198

    FBI: Your best friend died of a sudden heart attack
    CIA: your best friend doesn’t exist
    NSA: your best friend’s whole bloodline never has ever existed

  • @vin6665
    @vin6665 Před 2 lety +65

    Johnson: I’ll introduce myself, I’m Johnson age 36, An FBI Agent.
    Bob: I’m CIA agent and you didn’t even exist.

  • @spelunkingmonkey7630
    @spelunkingmonkey7630 Před 3 lety +14225

    FBI: Your son died serving his country
    CIA: Your son never existed

    • @kyle4246
      @kyle4246 Před 3 lety +296

      very yes

    • @swatspecialweaponsandtacti9107
      @swatspecialweaponsandtacti9107 Před 3 lety +123

      @@kyle4246 the fact that we don't do that until 1948 choas insulation and mobile task force Breached scp foundation and untill 2016 the FBI remaining silent

    • @kjk_
      @kjk_ Před 3 lety +29

      lol

    • @marcorodrigues8303
      @marcorodrigues8303 Před 3 lety +12

      @@swatspecialweaponsandtacti9107 foi isso mesmo eu disse antes a este FBI que não fazia negocio algum por meio de internet . eles ficaram quietos e deixou chegar a este ponto . e ai o TRUMP corrupto corrompeu . a todos .

    • @StraightContent
      @StraightContent Před 3 lety +10

      😂😂😂😂😜

  • @suraj8148
    @suraj8148 Před 4 lety +2911

    FBI: Let me in.
    CIA: Let me out.

  • @necroblaze8771
    @necroblaze8771 Před rokem +96

    I think we all can agree that we dislike the IRS the most out of all of the other agencies

    • @derekmunson3695
      @derekmunson3695 Před rokem +1

      No. They are all run by the same corrupt, Satan worshipping, human trafficking, bureaucrats. I hate them all equally.

    • @wrdwrd1443
      @wrdwrd1443 Před rokem +6

      Indeed 😂.

  • @dowletsaparow2360
    @dowletsaparow2360 Před 2 lety +91

    FBI: Your son died serving his country
    CIA: You son never existed it was genjutsu

  • @angelgomez2013
    @angelgomez2013 Před 5 lety +2083

    FBI Says *FBI OPEN UP* And CIA Says *Im Always Watching*

  • @piffletoster1046
    @piffletoster1046 Před 5 lety +1919

    Well, they both wear cool sunglasses.

    • @toasted_cheese9022
      @toasted_cheese9022 Před 5 lety +48

      But the FBI glasses are a lot cooler

    • @Sam-db9bf
      @Sam-db9bf Před 5 lety +10

      F.B.I look the same to me

    • @toasted_cheese9022
      @toasted_cheese9022 Před 5 lety +10

      @@Sam-db9bf nah we cooler

    • @Sam-db9bf
      @Sam-db9bf Před 5 lety +7

      F.B.I fine you win this round also add a period after the I in your username “F.B.I” make it into “F.B.I.”

    • @kinkeykaren5067
      @kinkeykaren5067 Před 5 lety +6

      F.B.I CIA>FBI

  • @Attackatyourownrisk
    @Attackatyourownrisk Před 2 lety +49

    They both have plenty of opportunities to choose from. And I believe they do help one another to put the pieces of their investigations together.

  • @XrayIuxx
    @XrayIuxx Před 5 měsíci +8

    FBI: “You’re under arrest under the Fedral Law”
    CIA: “You never existed. Sorry, president’s orders”

  • @tekwez5866
    @tekwez5866 Před 2 lety +1595

    FBI: We're watching you
    CIA: If we watched you, you would never exist

  • @madiyaryespolatov3425
    @madiyaryespolatov3425 Před 3 lety +2030

    FBI:your son died
    CIA:your son is non existent
    NSA: you’re in the matrix

    • @kolticc
      @kolticc Před 2 lety +4

      Wha

    • @sebas0203_
      @sebas0203_ Před 2 lety +42

      FSB: Your son was a capitalist pig

    • @phaggott
      @phaggott Před 2 lety +17

      Mossad: הילד היחיד שלך הוא בת, תראה

    • @chev3969
      @chev3969 Před 2 lety +6

      Agent Gibbs >>

    • @asimpleintrovert1931
      @asimpleintrovert1931 Před 2 lety +44

      KGB: Nothing ever existed ,go to gulag

  • @mtk4539
    @mtk4539 Před 2 lety +26

    My sophomore biology teacher became a FBI agent. Before he left he told us that we wouldn’t ever see him again and that he had to basically drop everybody out of his life except wife and kids and he relocated

    • @vaco7766
      @vaco7766 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Did you like him?

    • @katrina6984
      @katrina6984 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Similar thing happened to my school, during quarantine one of the math teachers left to become an FBI agent. She probably has a crazy life story.

    • @josem588
      @josem588 Před 3 měsíci

      @@katrina6984 I imagine she was something like Elise from Dan vs

  • @markjoseph196
    @markjoseph196 Před rokem +25

    CIA: “ Now you see me, now you don’t “

  • @Kevin-cy2dr
    @Kevin-cy2dr Před 4 lety +1253

    *CIA creates Jason Bourne*
    *FBI chases Jason Bourne*

    • @Pranav_Bhamidipati
      @Pranav_Bhamidipati Před 3 lety +5

      @Central Intelligence Agency CIA already knows everybody's location 😉

    • @chinossynthesizer705
      @chinossynthesizer705 Před 3 lety

      @@Pranav_Bhamidipati it doesn't know where my ufo is and my blue prints haha

    • @chinossynthesizer705
      @chinossynthesizer705 Před 3 lety

      @CIA - Central Intelligence Agency noo don't

    • @EesaaCerti
      @EesaaCerti Před 3 lety +1

      Central Intelligence Agency we allready know everyone’s location that’s why we are better

    • @litovera752
      @litovera752 Před 3 lety

      Hahaha 🤣🤣

  • @EnzoNotFerrari21
    @EnzoNotFerrari21 Před 3 lety +2788

    Fbi: peace or death?
    Cia: *peace was never an option*

    • @gdysrrr7390
      @gdysrrr7390 Před 3 lety +9

      and that is a fact

    • @jamarkusholcomb516
      @jamarkusholcomb516 Před 3 lety +9

      Hey guys I’m I correct the difference between the FBI and The CIA is the FBI they are agent’s but they mostly cover and solved crimes that happen here in the US. While CIA pretty much covers the whole world plus they work for the president.

    • @jamarkusholcomb516
      @jamarkusholcomb516 Před 3 lety +11

      So I’m I correct the FBI is mostly the US while the CIA is pretty much the whole world. However FBI they are still agents.

    • @mrleafbeef634
      @mrleafbeef634 Před 2 lety

      Rip JFK

    • @cia4843
      @cia4843 Před 2 lety +3

      You were never an option

  • @vindictivegrind9370
    @vindictivegrind9370 Před 2 lety +14

    CIA: **Sean Murray’s Pentagon intensifies**
    FBI: **Illuminati theme intensifies when there’s a triangle or UFO in sight**

  • @JoshuaXiong
    @JoshuaXiong Před rokem +77

    The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is a domestic law enforcement agency in the United States, while the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is a foreign intelligence agency. The FBI is primarily responsible for investigating and enforcing federal laws within the United States, while the CIA is responsible for gathering, analyzing, and disseminating intelligence information about foreign countries and non-state actors. Both agencies are part of the U.S. intelligence community, but they have distinct roles and responsibilities.

  • @gibsonliew2373
    @gibsonliew2373 Před 3 lety +871

    Fbi: OPEN UP
    Cia: already inside
    Military: house go boom

    • @melodica5407
      @melodica5407 Před 3 lety +17

      The G.O.A.T comment

    • @darielrowe1324
      @darielrowe1324 Před 2 lety +5

      Accurate

    • @XxXminastzatzosXxX
      @XxXminastzatzosXxX Před 2 lety +10

      kinda late reply but CIA's Special Activities Center uses military for some operations. From what they've published, they recruit ex military personnel, and sometimes use active military personnel.

    • @sharinganplay994
      @sharinganplay994 Před 2 lety +1

      Boom headshoot

    • @Mr.Capitalism
      @Mr.Capitalism Před 2 lety +2

      NSA: pfff amateurs

  • @OFFICIAL_FBI
    @OFFICIAL_FBI Před 4 lety +3000

    *WHO GOT THIS IN THEIR RECOMMENDED AFTER ALMOST 2 YEARS?*

  • @sinclairj7492
    @sinclairj7492 Před 2 lety +9

    :What’s your name?
    CIA: The name is Lynch
    :Of course it is

  • @alexanderkidonakis9185
    @alexanderkidonakis9185 Před rokem +47

    Im sure at this point both agencies have been in so much spot light that they are just fronts. Other agencies probably exist at this point which is good I think 🤔

    • @enterprisewhiskey8999
      @enterprisewhiskey8999 Před rokem +2

      hmm maybe... I think its likely the departments more so just have a black operations divisions rather than simply having seperate agencies.

    • @24hourgames18
      @24hourgames18 Před rokem +1

      ISI of Pakistan is ranked 1st or 2nd on world rankings and not many people know that.

    • @jtonxbox1433
      @jtonxbox1433 Před rokem

      I doubt it maybe just a secret group but not a whole different name.

    • @syedmohammadsannan964
      @syedmohammadsannan964 Před 8 měsíci

      @@24hourgames18 what rankings? who's ranking them? our general? do we really even have enough knowledge of every intelligence agency today to even rank them? Come on bro, don't believe in made-up stuff, specially stuff made my our army, it's just emotional garbage.

    • @NikTurner33
      @NikTurner33 Před měsícem

      They've been in the spotlight? Someone inform me.

  • @Azhucabomb
    @Azhucabomb Před 4 lety +5456

    FBI = detectives
    CIA = intelligence

    • @smallnoob7577
      @smallnoob7577 Před 4 lety +22

      Shella Desir through an application process on their website, duh.

    • @ablestarofficial8117
      @ablestarofficial8117 Před 4 lety +216

      The CIA messes things up.
      The FBI covers up what the CIA messes up.

    • @Benjamin-1776
      @Benjamin-1776 Před 4 lety +231

      Ablestar Official, the CIA doesn’t mess anything up. They are completely different agencies and don’t have anything to do with each other. The FBI is a law enforcement agency like the police and the CIA is an intelligence agency. The CIA is the eyes and the ears of the USA, they deal with overseas affairs while the FBI deals with its own citizens. The CIA relays the information they gather to the president and the cabinet, that’s how wars and future terrorist attacks are stopped.

    • @Benjamin-1776
      @Benjamin-1776 Před 4 lety +78

      jimmy jimmy, the CIA isn’t even a law enforcement agency, they deal with intelligence. Either through humint (human intelligence) or other ways. The FBI is just a more advanced police force, they have nothing to do with anything overseas, that’s where the CIA comes in.

    • @ablestarofficial8117
      @ablestarofficial8117 Před 4 lety +16

      @@Benjamin-1776 Gathering intelligence through lying, cheating, and stealing. According to Mike Pompeo.

  • @virginiavuk
    @virginiavuk Před 3 lety +3050

    Me: *wants to be a FBI agent*
    Also me: *I'm not in America*

    • @cia8159
      @cia8159 Před 3 lety +323

      Lol u can become a cia agent even if u not us citizens

    • @funkyreapercat5280
      @funkyreapercat5280 Před 3 lety +257

      @@cia8159 Thank you, CIA

    • @aebroqkenheartsx7061
      @aebroqkenheartsx7061 Před 3 lety +78

      I think you just take the course and then migrate in the us?am I right? because that's my plan after I graduate college

    • @hello-dl8pp
      @hello-dl8pp Před 3 lety +4

      @@cia8159 no

    • @Yeagerbomb19
      @Yeagerbomb19 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cia8159 hello

  • @EnterprisesExplained
    @EnterprisesExplained Před 2 lety

    This is very well explained 👍🏻

  • @ryanweaver962
    @ryanweaver962 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Agencies and working… so many things. The actual over working together is an interesting dynamic as well.

  • @bowtiesubs2353
    @bowtiesubs2353 Před 3 lety +961

    The CIA scares me way more, and I really dont even know anything.

    • @themango9644
      @themango9644 Před 3 lety +30

      I Wanna work for them

    • @spiritualhigh250
      @spiritualhigh250 Před 3 lety +231

      @@themango9644 you already messed up you aren’t supposed to let anybody know son

    • @odimus2132
      @odimus2132 Před 3 lety +65

      @@spiritualhigh250 You can't let anyone know if you do join, and he's also being anonymous meaning you don't even know who he is.

    • @Himdrewhimself
      @Himdrewhimself Před 3 lety +9

      KGB is worst then the cia

    • @kelseykjarsgaard5774
      @kelseykjarsgaard5774 Před 3 lety +5

      @@themango9644 no you dont

  • @uss_04
    @uss_04 Před 6 lety +5121

    I learned from the Infographics show that everyone in the U.S. wears sunglasses.

    • @sirduckly2001
      @sirduckly2001 Před 6 lety +147

      US I live in the U.S., and I can verify that that is indeed true

    • @PopTap
      @PopTap Před 6 lety +3

      man what world do you live in bro

    • @DoomJoy666
      @DoomJoy666 Před 6 lety +9

      US yeah kinda. sorta sunny here sometimes

    • @uss_04
      @uss_04 Před 6 lety +18

      DoomJoy666 You live in Philadelphia? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @AUSTINwazhere
      @AUSTINwazhere Před 6 lety +15

      dude, I learned that from Poland Ball comics years ago.

  • @ryanweaver962
    @ryanweaver962 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Protecting what matters… matters. It’s also true that what is “important” tends to depend upon context. Privacy, transparency and proper oversight matter.

  • @thirdgen377
    @thirdgen377 Před 2 lety +4

    I immediately got the "They're the same picture" meme in my mind.

  • @joshwilkins7673
    @joshwilkins7673 Před 5 lety +1397

    FBI: FBI open up !!
    CIA: climbs down ur chimney 😂

  • @b2spirit35
    @b2spirit35 Před 5 lety +1957

    The FBI kicks down doors.
    The CIA loosens the hinges.

  • @mathewgarcia8808
    @mathewgarcia8808 Před 2 lety +13

    Currently in junior year of college, studying to become an FBI agent!
    I’m so excited

  • @rayransom7369
    @rayransom7369 Před rokem +1

    Great video with very good information thanks for sharing...

  • @InfinityyGaming
    @InfinityyGaming Před 6 lety +3364

    I learned more here than my entire social studies class this semester

  • @red3y3z1
    @red3y3z1 Před 5 lety +2729

    If hired by the CIA, you are allowed to tell one person. Reason being that if something were to happen to you (killed), the one person who knows could explain to your family. The other reason is that the CIA knows that its hard to not tell ANYONE, so they allow you to lessen that burden a little.
    Whomever you tell will first have to be cleared by the CIA.

    • @tarmantgeorgio
      @tarmantgeorgio Před 5 lety +8

      do you think i used repression like london against former ut2j!

    • @---hc6tf
      @---hc6tf Před 5 lety +85

      The CIA hires a bunch of contractors that they cannot control. They need to stop hiring people based on religious affiliation, it doesn't work. It's completely unraveling.

    • @kless001
      @kless001 Před 5 lety +25

      The amount of likes you have shows how gullible people are.

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 Před 5 lety +31

      SO what if I told my Ex GF that I was in the CIA?

    • @deaconblackwood6785
      @deaconblackwood6785 Před 5 lety +17

      King Henry VIII Tudor 50/50
      1.She wouldn't believe you
      2.She would be surprised and jealous

  • @firstclassocean2986
    @firstclassocean2986 Před 2 lety

    Thank you so much

  • @shigshug8581
    @shigshug8581 Před 8 měsíci +1

    GTA 6:
    FBI: 5 star wanted
    CIA: Stars don't exist

  • @raydominguez9351
    @raydominguez9351 Před 5 lety +1582

    FBI investigates humans.
    CIA investigates aliens.

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 Před 5 lety +38

      FBI knock down door
      CIA open door

    • @c.i.a.3384
      @c.i.a.3384 Před 5 lety +45

      No CIA investigates you
      Oh crap why did I tell I shi.....

    • @subscribetopewdiepie6151
      @subscribetopewdiepie6151 Před 5 lety +2

      Made sense though, aliens are indeed a threat to any nation security

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 Před 5 lety +1

      Wait, since when C.I.A here?
      Where is the notification?

    • @thefakef.b.i6109
      @thefakef.b.i6109 Před 5 lety +6

      Hey

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 Před 4 lety +192

    F.B.I: open up
    C.I.A: dont bother we will drone strike you

  • @colonelaengus7005
    @colonelaengus7005 Před 2 lety +27

    I think everyone should have a somewhat personal understanding with the FBI. It tends to keep things grounded in a highly stimulated world.

  • @useringWWWproBROKERmanager

    Thank you

  • @JP-rl9sk
    @JP-rl9sk Před 6 lety +331

    Here's a video idea:
    'What if all 50 states became independent?'
    You could say which would the richest and poorest, strongest military e.t.c.

    • @jebotijamatermrtvu7823
      @jebotijamatermrtvu7823 Před 6 lety +2

      l. l. That is a good idea

    • @kevalmarimuthu
      @kevalmarimuthu Před 6 lety

      It's been done already by alternate history hub
      Search disunited states

    • @DraguVert
      @DraguVert Před 6 lety +1

      Dixie independent

    • @DraguVert
      @DraguVert Před 6 lety +7

      Im sure the larger states would be imperial and would try to annex smaller ones.

    • @elharv4540
      @elharv4540 Před 6 lety +4

      Boaty C While that is true, 60% of our funding comes from the US Government. Without that, we wouldn't be nearly as strong, economic wise.

  • @davids1854
    @davids1854 Před 4 lety +672

    Fbi: we will find you
    CIA:we have found you

  • @ludwiguven
    @ludwiguven Před 2 lety +1

    First time in my life i see Turkish caption in English documentary channel. Thank you for this

  • @anfgaming3934
    @anfgaming3934 Před 2 lety +6

    Easiest way to understand is that FBI is spelled with only F,B and I while CIA is spelled with only C,I and A

  • @brodoxl
    @brodoxl Před 2 lety +485

    FBI: bases through your door
    CIA: Is already inside
    NSA: is listening to you for the last 25 years

    • @whentheroach9964
      @whentheroach9964 Před 2 lety +34

      US Marines: running through a hole in the back of your house
      US Airforce: dropping the bombs
      US Army: house boom
      US Navy: We don’t know unless you live near a ocean

    • @Tommyknocker.
      @Tommyknocker. Před rokem +7

      @@whentheroach9964 US Navy : Doesn't really care if you're living under the ocean or you're in a house right now

    • @HarshitBaruah
      @HarshitBaruah Před 2 měsíci +1

      Literally US Spaceforce: preparing to attack from the space

  • @maxelusbawark5545
    @maxelusbawark5545 Před 4 lety +1242

    FBI: Who made this video? He knows to much we have to cut him off
    CIA: Done 🤓🤓.

  • @POTUSUSA
    @POTUSUSA Před rokem

    Thanks!

  • @nR-nc8mb
    @nR-nc8mb Před 3 lety +248

    FBI : protects the law
    CIA: breaks the law if they want to for their own advantage

    • @aaronl221
      @aaronl221 Před 3 lety +25

      Do not question our actions or we could make you dissappear

    • @arandomfox9009
      @arandomfox9009 Před 3 lety +2

      @@aaronl221 oh ok

    • @isaacmorgan4572
      @isaacmorgan4572 Před 3 lety +6

      They are both evil to the core and are actively involved in treason to undermine the constitution of the us..

    • @nR-nc8mb
      @nR-nc8mb Před 3 lety +7

      @@isaacmorgan4572 in a way yes . Humanity is doomed . CIA more shady though 👌

    • @nR-nc8mb
      @nR-nc8mb Před 3 lety

      @@aaronl221 ok I’ll disappear now... 🥲☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @erichschneider4759
    @erichschneider4759 Před 3 lety +674

    CIA: Intel
    FBI: Investigation

    • @USEDtoRule
      @USEDtoRule Před 3 lety +11

      Basically

    • @herobrine3306
      @herobrine3306 Před 3 lety +14

      so cia is full of spies and fbi is like detective people investigating

    • @erichschneider4759
      @erichschneider4759 Před 3 lety +1

      @Matteo L big chungus

    • @taahaseois.8898
      @taahaseois.8898 Před 2 lety +3

      CIA: Itelligence gathering
      FBI: Investigation and law enforcement.
      So yeah. You're correct.

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 Před 2 lety +1

      @@erichschneider4759 You know too much.

  • @markandoliverschannel7768

    They teach you 1000 times more things here than they ever will at school

    • @haristhebosniaklion8584
      @haristhebosniaklion8584 Před rokem

      Very sad ,unfair and disgusting what was done to my brothers and sisters in Iraq. I am a Bosniak (Bosnian Muslim ) so i know what aggression is. I hope Iraq recovers. We as Muslims need to unite and learn to love as we are one. ☝️ I might add,I don’t hate on Serbian and American women/girls at all.(❤️❤️)

  • @WigFliper-xx3ol
    @WigFliper-xx3ol Před 2 měsíci

    Thank You

  • @Bananaaimingforsubs
    @Bananaaimingforsubs Před 5 lety +1487

    Bureau Of Investigation
    *BOI*

  • @maxxnerfs7791
    @maxxnerfs7791 Před 3 lety +1676

    To sum it up:
    FBI: We have a warrant for your arrest!
    CIA: We have bullets to rip through your chest!

  • @ryanweaver962
    @ryanweaver962 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Lots of important work

  • @spreadinghumour
    @spreadinghumour Před 3 lety +115

    CIA Agent**Hides identity**
    Also CIA Agent: I work for the FBI

  • @DwayneIsKing
    @DwayneIsKing Před 6 lety +1592

    Whenever I think of C.I.A. I immediately think of Stan Smith

  • @04loot
    @04loot Před rokem +1

    fbi: where are the aliens?
    cia: don’t worry about it.

  • @murlocow2996
    @murlocow2996 Před 5 lety +721

    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    *FBOI*

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick Před 6 lety +2332

    One is the enemy in Destory All Humans the other is the agency Stan Smith works at

  • @mcphilly4825
    @mcphilly4825 Před 4 lety +752

    I'm just interested by the fact that that FBI could've been BOI.

  • @HPR-do7hc
    @HPR-do7hc Před 6 lety +692

    FBI: Breaks down the door to your house at 3 in the morning and steals all your stuff.
    CIA: Breaks down the firewall to your computer, then if they find anything suspicious, they have the FBI break down the door to your house at 3 in the morning and steal all your stuff.

    • @reggie4694
      @reggie4694 Před 6 lety +7

      5H17 P0573R lmao

    • @rigovalencia8805
      @rigovalencia8805 Před 6 lety +34

      The CIA is a bunch of Smart folks that carry out US interests arround the world. They have no Borders.
      The FBI is A Domestic task force.

    • @rigovalencia8805
      @rigovalencia8805 Před 6 lety

      Cheezy Paradox Hummer VIN???

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava Před 6 lety

      lol

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 Před 6 lety +16

      5H17 P0573R CIA: Checks for your computer for weird stuff.
      FBI: Busts down your door for having a shelf filled with loli lewds.

  • @you_are_stinky1744
    @you_are_stinky1744 Před rokem +1

    FBI: Your dad went to go buy something and got killed.
    CIA: Your dad never was a person.

  • @user-vq3fe4zi9s
    @user-vq3fe4zi9s Před 5 lety +577

    CIA vs FBI
    Top ten anime battles

    • @safwanshuhaib9968
      @safwanshuhaib9968 Před 4 lety +16

      And we just sit back and enjoy the show

    • @chipsbag
      @chipsbag Před 4 lety +4

      I mean it's not everyday to see whose building got plane'd first right?

    • @dries4528
      @dries4528 Před 4 lety +1

      @@chipsbag why are you here

    • @Gringleheim
      @Gringleheim Před 4 lety +1

      FBI why are you here?

    • @dries4528
      @dries4528 Před 4 lety

      @@Gringleheim i don't know you?

  • @famas-_-kid6284
    @famas-_-kid6284 Před 4 lety +231

    The FBI and The CIA need relationship counseling

    • @Largepro21
      @Largepro21 Před 4 lety +4

      So does the USMC vs the ARMY lol

    • @marcorodrigues8303
      @marcorodrigues8303 Před 3 lety +1

      @Federal Aviation E TA VENDO PARECE QUE NÃO TIVE RESPOSTA . EU SEI QUE HA VARIOS CAMPOS SE FOR MENCIONAR MAIS HA UM QUE VOCÊS CONHECE MUITO . SO QUE ESTÃO DESLIGADO NO PENSAMENTO NE . SE TRATA DO CAMPO MINADO . QUEM PISA EM CAMPO MINADO .

  • @MewingJohnson
    @MewingJohnson Před 2 lety +4

    We always have a sneak peek at you !!

    • @cia1074
      @cia1074 Před 2 lety +3

      lol, we always have a gun peek at you !!

    • @MewingJohnson
      @MewingJohnson Před 2 lety +2

      @@cia1074 you know what?

    • @cia1074
      @cia1074 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MewingJohnson what?

    • @MewingJohnson
      @MewingJohnson Před 2 lety +2

      @@cia1074 yes thats the only thing you tell people!

    • @cia1074
      @cia1074 Před 2 lety +2

      @@MewingJohnson bruh

  • @n9mbrn9ne
    @n9mbrn9ne Před 4 měsíci

    the fact that this was 6 years ago is insane

  • @mnecmonic
    @mnecmonic Před 3 lety +89

    FBI: domestic
    CIA: international

  • @spreadinghumour
    @spreadinghumour Před 4 lety +212

    FBI: Everyone will know your work now...
    CIA: No one will remember you...

  • @rohanstormbanks7601
    @rohanstormbanks7601 Před 2 lety +1

    FBI- Flashbang...
    CIA- Suppressors...
    NSA- Anything with network...

  • @albertsun5270
    @albertsun5270 Před 2 lety +65

    FBI: Vegito-plays around and gives you chances
    CIA: Gogeta- you're going to die

    • @uzer141
      @uzer141 Před 2 lety +2

      Underrated comment 😆

    • @spidercj13
      @spidercj13 Před 2 lety +1

      I have like bc u showed de weyh

    • @Hei-BK201
      @Hei-BK201 Před 2 lety +2

      Played around in gt too (gogeta)

    • @Kingrome777
      @Kingrome777 Před 2 lety +1

      I like what u did

  • @hamryalasad
    @hamryalasad Před 4 lety +210

    FBI: the curious parents
    CIA: the all seeing eye

  • @dontew90
    @dontew90 Před rokem +1

    This will be a vague question so Ill apologize for it now but which is better overall HomeLand Security or CIA. Trying narrow somethings down when it comes to special agents and I'm purely in the health field (Physical Therapist)

    • @Col_Crunch
      @Col_Crunch Před 5 měsíci

      DHS has many agencies. Also CIA has no Special Agents.

  • @mikewellsworth5477
    @mikewellsworth5477 Před 2 lety +8

    cia: requires detective skills
    me whose been playing among us for 3 years:

  • @scarlettecastle2504
    @scarlettecastle2504 Před 2 lety +545

    FBI: crime never pays
    CIA: crime pays best

    • @pun-isher
      @pun-isher Před rokem +15

      At the CIA, we have a better dental plan than the FBI

    • @user-ck5is2pg9y
      @user-ck5is2pg9y Před 9 měsíci

      @@pun-isher yes edgy boi.

  • @epicmeerkat1677
    @epicmeerkat1677 Před 3 lety +1014

    FBI: hacks enemy
    CIA: makes Fidel Castro’s cigar explode
    That’s not a joke they seriously did that

    • @SUN-if8vf
      @SUN-if8vf Před 3 lety +11

      Dang

    • @scpagent2391
      @scpagent2391 Před 3 lety +11

      wait what

    • @aaronl221
      @aaronl221 Před 3 lety +36

      I remember that

    • @H3LLPH03N1X
      @H3LLPH03N1X Před 3 lety +79

      You know too much

    • @vicvega4415
      @vicvega4415 Před 3 lety +48

      It was one of the multiple failed assassination attempts by the CIA on Fidel Castro the dictator of Cuba at the time

  • @POTUSUSA
    @POTUSUSA Před rokem

    Thanks

  • @johnderhammer7530
    @johnderhammer7530 Před 2 lety

    Do either utilize Flourinert for Central Processing Unit cooling? No.

  • @nighhemperor
    @nighhemperor Před 5 lety +591

    FBI: Freaking Boss Investigation
    CIA: Civilian internal Assassination

  • @giftadeyemi7046
    @giftadeyemi7046 Před 2 lety

    FBI: FBI OPEN UP
    CIA:*your coupon of living has expired *

  • @user-xp1ux7mb8l
    @user-xp1ux7mb8l Před 22 dny

    Facts!

  • @asherg.7813
    @asherg.7813 Před 6 lety +1223

    FBI spies on the us CIA spies on everyone else.

    • @arunlal493
      @arunlal493 Před 6 lety +2

      Asher G. c

    • @RCSkunkWorX
      @RCSkunkWorX Před 6 lety +14

      TRUTH!!!!!

    • @williamsullivan3702
      @williamsullivan3702 Před 6 lety +21

      Asher G. The us? You mean the U.S.

    • @RCSkunkWorX
      @RCSkunkWorX Před 6 lety +2

      Real deal stupid? I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried

    • @RCSkunkWorX
      @RCSkunkWorX Před 6 lety +7

      Real deal just ask Nicaragua just ask Venezuela numerous other South American countries a handful in the Middle East and Europe.... yeah

  • @sbrmilitia
    @sbrmilitia Před 3 lety +589

    You don’t need to have a degree to be a CIA contractor. Sometimes you just need to have something they want.

    • @aqeel-3771
      @aqeel-3771 Před rokem

      once your contract is up they dispose of you just like the sheikh Osama Bin ladan.

    • @molassio1989
      @molassio1989 Před rokem +41

      I've wondered about this. What if I speak Arabic, Pashto, can shoot, and fly a plane?

    • @Danielek73
      @Danielek73 Před rokem +16

      @@molassio1989 no

    • @Honeybee-cy9gc
      @Honeybee-cy9gc Před rokem +4

      That something is no moral compass or conscience.

    • @mahmoudanas1856
      @mahmoudanas1856 Před rokem +4

      In order to join the CIA, do you have to graduate from a certain university??

  • @niyang5891
    @niyang5891 Před rokem

    FBI: your father died
    CIA: your father never existed
    NSA: YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TREE
    DON'T EXIST

  • @skippel
    @skippel Před rokem

    FBI: Your search history is mine.
    CIA: We are nerds, we are smart about intel 🤓
    NSA: Nice text messages you got here. Your calls, messages, networks, all mine.
    CDC: Covid 19 vaccines, please.
    USCBP: ID, please.
    NASA: To the moon!

  • @SpYder9007
    @SpYder9007 Před 6 lety +232

    I clicked on this expecting to hear a bunch of misinformation, but this is actually fairly well made. The relationship between the CIA and FBI is not portrayed very close to reality, but that relationship would be difficult for someone to understand that is not part of the intelligence community. Well done.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Před 2 lety +12

      As a FBI field agent, I can confirm this video is actually very accurate and we definitely dont hate the CIA

    • @jamostudios7596
      @jamostudios7596 Před 2 lety +4

      You sound smart, hmm.

    • @kellystone6314
      @kellystone6314 Před rokem

      Hi

    • @anyone4428
      @anyone4428 Před rokem +5

      As a former FBI agent I can also confirm that this video is accurate

    • @peestrem31
      @peestrem31 Před 2 měsíci

      the intelligence community you just roasted everyone lol

  • @ringochinoy7031
    @ringochinoy7031 Před 4 lety +1087

    Like: CIA
    Comment: FBI

  • @pianoman4036
    @pianoman4036 Před 2 lety +5

    Thank you for this video, I am 13 years old and decited that I will become the CIA in the fiture. I have been thinking strongly about this.

    • @caruss8669
      @caruss8669 Před 2 lety

      It’s spelt future not to be toxic

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I work for the U.S. Department of State as a Foreign Service Officer. The salaries are spot on with nobody making great money. If you try to get into it for the money go into something else. What I cannot put a price tag on is the world experience you get.

    • @Col_Crunch
      @Col_Crunch Před 5 měsíci

      People outside the government don't realize that pay scales are nearly uniform across the government. Most people assume that agencies work like companies, when in fact they handle pretty much only what the agency exists for. Agency specific things like HR end up being pretty slim either having other agencies already existing with the legal authority over those areas (like OPM and GSA that set a lot of internal policy that applies government wide) or outsourcing things like pay to the USDA's NFC.

  • @sagivyahav2982
    @sagivyahav2982 Před 6 lety +46

    FBI - state investigations
    CIA - international investigations
    There you go

    • @IIKentric
      @IIKentric Před 6 lety +1

      Sagiv Yahav no. Just no.

    • @ShadowsFateOfficial
      @ShadowsFateOfficial Před 6 lety +1

      That is incorrect.. The FBI is federal, they can investigate anything that has to do with U.S Laws being broken, why do you think FBI agents can travel to other countries to make arrests genius.

  • @Striveofficial
    @Striveofficial Před 6 lety +1510

    Who else loves these comparison videos?

  • @user-gz3kg9mh8m
    @user-gz3kg9mh8m Před měsícem

    Prioriteties are reporting events, observations, etc., unredacted, uncensored, minimally encrypted, in the online domain internet, including through social media platforms, including through social media videos, including through social media comments, etc.

  • @Tommy-mc3se
    @Tommy-mc3se Před 2 lety +1

    CIA: chess is awesome
    FBI: female body inspector 😆🤪