Captured The Rarest Asian! | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 30. 11. 2019
  • What up people. Here’s a clip from my show in Sacramento. I came across a type of asian i didn’t even know existed. Couldn’t believe it. Still not sure it’s even real. Also these Palestinians were hilarious they might be Mexican. Who knows??? INDULGE!
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    New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
    In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
    Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
    across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.
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  • @TheAndrewSchulz
    @TheAndrewSchulz  Před 4 lety +894

    Upcoming Tour Dates
    Tickets at TheAndrewSchulz.com
    12/07/19 - SEATTLE, WA
    12/08/19 - SALT LAKE CITY, UT
    12/13/19 - VANCOUVER, BC
    12/14/19 - EDMONTON, AB
    12/20/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
    12/21/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
    12/22/19 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
    01/10/20 - TAMPA BAY, FL
    01/11/20 - TAMPA BAY, FL
    01/18/20 - NEW ORLEANS, LA
    01/25/20 - ATLANTA, GA
    01/26/20 - BIRMINGHAM, AL

    • @flanneljenkins6850
      @flanneljenkins6850 Před 4 lety +2

      Scared of Memphis?

    • @benderbender9553
      @benderbender9553 Před 4 lety +9

      Clint Eastwood, Grand Tourino, he had hmong neighbours. Top movie.

    • @mohanadenezi4758
      @mohanadenezi4758 Před 4 lety +4

      Bro you should come to Saudi🇸🇦 😂

    • @GrandTreeChunker
      @GrandTreeChunker Před 4 lety +2

      add a 12/12 Vancouver show, youll sell out a second night for sure! much love from Canada

    • @Talksick
      @Talksick Před 4 lety

      When are you coming to saudi arabia

  • @back2basics597
    @back2basics597 Před 4 lety +17158

    The dude is offensive without being offensive. How is that possible? And he is hilarious.

    • @nolivesmatter6108
      @nolivesmatter6108 Před 4 lety +1202

      Because it's only offensive if you're offended

    • @gordieallen6422
      @gordieallen6422 Před 4 lety +629

      Yeah, roll the clock back a couple decades ago and virtually everyone could talk to each other like this.
      Now you can't say anything without the Twitter mafia trying to ruin your entire life for having a sense of humor.

    • @FuckdasketsHOPassass
      @FuckdasketsHOPassass Před 4 lety +634

      It's called being a talented comedian, people love to say "You can't say anything these days" You can, just be funny. Being a 14 year old edge lord talking shit on women and minorities is just isn't funny

    • @gordieallen6422
      @gordieallen6422 Před 4 lety +153

      @@FuckdasketsHOPassass I like that your example was kids, because kids should have the intellectual maturity of a 30 year old liberal who blogs opinion pieces all day in Kotaku and spends 14 hours a day on Twitter.

    • @FuckdasketsHOPassass
      @FuckdasketsHOPassass Před 4 lety +59

      @@gordieallen6422 Rather not they have the mental age of a 30 year old liberal, liberals are nearly as bad, they are just conservatives who try to be your friend first.

  • @tausiftajwar3797
    @tausiftajwar3797 Před 4 lety +5339

    No one:
    Andrew: what are you?

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD Před 4 lety +74

      WTF are you?

    • @sapointi
      @sapointi Před 4 lety +58

      Fr what are you tho

    • @RHasan-yy1fb
      @RHasan-yy1fb Před 4 lety +8

      @@B-RaDD bangladeshi probably.... like me😂😂😂

    • @zwagig1761
      @zwagig1761 Před 4 lety +2

      @KUPOKutakPoly Good one.

    • @ENZOxDV9
      @ENZOxDV9 Před 4 lety +10

      Getting kind of old tbh

  • @dinobotpwnz
    @dinobotpwnz Před rokem +582

    "They're the Palestinians of Asians bro!" I've known about Hmong people for years and Andrew who just found out two seconds ago has already found a more perfect description than I could ever think of.

    • @crimsonsolaris2140
      @crimsonsolaris2140 Před rokem +10

      In all fairness there’s barely even 1% of us populating the US

    • @whatonearth1688
      @whatonearth1688 Před rokem +23

      palestinians are the palestinians of asia
      palestine is in asia

    • @marwa_saab
      @marwa_saab Před rokem +3

      @@whatonearth1688 do they exist fr

    • @randommf3549
      @randommf3549 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@whatonearth1688 do they exist fr

    • @my_other_side473
      @my_other_side473 Před 11 měsíci +5

      ​@@crimsonsolaris2140 even in Asia there's only a small population.

  • @MagicianFlip69
    @MagicianFlip69 Před 3 lety +382

    I love how jokes can bring cultures together. By making fun of them equally

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 Před rokem +4

      I treat everyone equally by making fun of everyone

    • @arpitkulshreshtha3513
      @arpitkulshreshtha3513 Před 7 měsíci

      It's actually cultures bringing jokes together here bro..if you see the trajectory of the narrative from Palestinians to Hmongs.!

    • @user-ni8re3gy1s
      @user-ni8re3gy1s Před 25 dny

      when you treat some ppl bad, you are racist
      when you treat every one bad samely, you are not

  • @jacobrobison9650
    @jacobrobison9650 Před 4 lety +6190

    " i heard a jew laugh real hard over there " good god that is hilarious

  • @kacierixen4846
    @kacierixen4846 Před 4 lety +2263

    no one:
    Andrew : chechecheche

  • @PaKouLee
    @PaKouLee Před 3 lety +123

    You know Hmong people if:
    -you're living in a populated Hmong community (midwest, California, North Carolina)
    -Gran Torino
    -a medical student in midwest
    -a travel enthusiast who loves to trek/backpacking in small villages in Asia
    -Vietnam Veteran
    -a farmer with an empty land for gardening, selling pigs or chickens
    -or a 1/1,000,000 chance one picking one at a stand up comedy show

    • @steveo1413
      @steveo1413 Před 2 lety +3

      I met some 'yards once.

    • @garetts5625
      @garetts5625 Před 2 lety +1

      Or working in a Semiconductor.

    • @darkwingduck4127
      @darkwingduck4127 Před 2 lety +1

      Plenty Hmong here in Milwaukee, most Asians here I think.

    • @rigamarooh
      @rigamarooh Před rokem +6

      gran torino is how i found out i think thats a pretty popular way

    • @TheStylerKing
      @TheStylerKing Před rokem

      don't forget Minnesota

  • @shyguy2696
    @shyguy2696 Před 3 lety +7

    I love how he talks to them like they are his friends and not a crowd he has to entertain. Love it

  • @caesarsirbu2289
    @caesarsirbu2289 Před 4 lety +6870

    No one:
    Andrew: ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

    • @jqd5
      @jqd5 Před 4 lety +111

      It's actually somebody backstage using a pepper grinder.

    • @GuiiBrazil
      @GuiiBrazil Před 4 lety +15

      If he was chewing gum, it would be the ultimate proof he is not human.

    • @terricampbell3179
      @terricampbell3179 Před 4 lety +5

      @@jqd5 hahaha, I dont think people appreciate the simplicity of the humor you just imposed upon this comment section, funny

    • @Faisaldegrt
      @Faisaldegrt Před 4 lety +1

      While thinking of the next punchline

    • @GAZAMAN93X
      @GAZAMAN93X Před 4 lety +7

      Mars Attacks Martian: *"ACK!? ACK ACK ACK, ACK ACK ACK!!!"*

  • @ayoubelalaoui3990
    @ayoubelalaoui3990 Před 4 lety +6237

    Came here hoping for them Andrew's weird funny ass laughing sounds. Wasn't disappointed.

    • @salah7711
      @salah7711 Před 4 lety +15

      he is fakeing it but still it make me:😂

    • @CarissaConti
      @CarissaConti Před 4 lety +16

      02:23 - O.o
      04:21 - O.o !!

    • @u770017
      @u770017 Před 4 lety +8

      Dude is too corny.

    • @TheEasyRail
      @TheEasyRail Před 4 lety +8

      🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

    • @alexb5275
      @alexb5275 Před 4 lety +5

      I think everyone was hoping for the opposite

  • @gillafunk
    @gillafunk Před 2 lety +61

    This kind of humor is outstanding. People are both laughing and learning at the same time. 👏👌🏼

  • @mikecloveridge8176
    @mikecloveridge8176 Před 2 lety +22

    He united everyone in that room in laughter. What a genius.

  • @rukas2961
    @rukas2961 Před 4 lety +6541

    Adrew: laughts at his own joke
    His legs: ight ima head out.

  • @Alpha-gk6hd
    @Alpha-gk6hd Před 4 lety +5429

    This is the most consistent comedian in making me laugh... im binging this shit

  • @kevmon4273
    @kevmon4273 Před 3 lety +31

    I love how he constantly laughs at his own material it makes it so much more funny for me. I really enjoy is comic relief in these times of uncertainty and pandemics

    • @AOMartialArts
      @AOMartialArts Před rokem

      He has to laugh, he's making it up on the spot. The only way not to laugh is to have rehearsed a set.
      That's what makes this genuinely GOOD comedy: it genuinely ellicits laughter because of the surprise and spontaneity of the content.

  • @porporella
    @porporella Před 5 měsíci +1

    just discovered this guy and went straight on his video marathons! this is gold!

  • @salah7711
    @salah7711 Před 4 lety +1505

    "i heared a jew laught over ther"😂

    • @Foodpermaculture
      @Foodpermaculture Před 4 lety +3

      Isn't he Jewish?

    • @seanwilson5516
      @seanwilson5516 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Foodpermaculture As he said it I googled. To my surprise, no. I know Schulz from Guy code and thought he was Jewish.

    • @nudahnotverified184
      @nudahnotverified184 Před 4 lety +14

      Fix your fucking spelling

    • @jatinpandey008
      @jatinpandey008 Před 4 lety +11

      @@nudahnotverified184 fix yourself first! You sound pissed over your dad not loving your ass. Not surprised though.

    • @jatinpandey008
      @jatinpandey008 Před 4 lety +6

      @Southern Fun quite a gay fantasy you got there. Are you a natural or rejections turned you around?

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks Před 4 lety +4097

    No one:
    Andrew: So has anyone ever told you

    • @dirtybsvarieties4934
      @dirtybsvarieties4934 Před 4 lety +4

      Your channel rules sir. Great content. Long time fan. Thanks!

    • @rickstaco
      @rickstaco Před 4 lety +1

      Yooooooo taco stacks me and you literally watch the same stuff. Lol i love your channel man keep grinding!

    • @KingN8Boogie
      @KingN8Boogie Před 4 lety

      I guess I’m behind times but why do comments have “No One:” at the beginning???

    • @kevinkoger5749
      @kevinkoger5749 Před 4 lety +3

      No one:
      Andrew: So you’re *insert race here* right?

    • @dirtybsvarieties4934
      @dirtybsvarieties4934 Před 4 lety

      Rams_Lakers_4Life no offense to Taco but it’s gay. Lol. They are saying that no one is asking for whatever is being presented to them from below in this case Andrew’s line.

  • @paulavish5482
    @paulavish5482 Před rokem +5

    This guy is amazing! Sharp, thoughtful, dark, well-prepared, professional, yet has such a homely vibe.👍👍👍

  • @poeter14
    @poeter14 Před 3 lety +120

    Big Respect for the Hmong tho. They helped out the U.S. big time

    • @Figmentofyourimagination
      @Figmentofyourimagination Před 3 lety +1

      How?

    • @TheMarkSasuke64
      @TheMarkSasuke64 Před 3 lety +29

      @@Figmentofyourimagination During the Vietnam war. A lot of them volunteered to fight for U.S. forces from Laos and Cambodia.

    • @ekimnas427
      @ekimnas427 Před 3 lety +23

      They don’t teach about the secret war in history books. My wife’s grandfather was a Captain at the age of 16 leading US troop through the jungles of Laos. His stories are amazing.

    • @poeter14
      @poeter14 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ekimnas427 sounds awesome

    • @nengyang5664
      @nengyang5664 Před 3 lety +12

      It's sad how a lot of them got left behind though....

  • @zqlimy
    @zqlimy Před 4 lety +1331

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Andrew: DOLPHIN

    • @Zombie_Dingo
      @Zombie_Dingo Před 4 lety

      I don't get this no one stuff...why is this funny?

  • @dannyrodriguez5420
    @dannyrodriguez5420 Před 4 lety +2232

    The world needs more comedians like him. He screws political correctness and simply allows people to laugh at themselves....

    • @kumar1400
      @kumar1400 Před 4 lety +8

      Russell Peters too.. but he is getting soft on jokes now

    • @balazsh2
      @balazsh2 Před 4 lety +4

      and white people to laugh at everyone else

    • @dannyrodriguez5420
      @dannyrodriguez5420 Před 4 lety +5

      Balázs Horváth
      “White people”?? Are you going SJW with comment?

    • @AlexA-pl7rz
      @AlexA-pl7rz Před 4 lety +44

      The thing about him is that Schulz does it with respect to each culture he makes fun of. He displays that he has a knowledge of the culture, and when he makes fun of it he also pays respect to it. He’s not like other comedians that bust out stereotypes or slurs and says it’s funny

    • @davidnorman4612
      @davidnorman4612 Před 4 lety +2

      Ohh be quiet... you are literally the other side of the coin.

  • @Dee-XoXo
    @Dee-XoXo Před rokem +1

    The amount of knowledge you have 'impressive'. Very educated and it makes the show better!!! Thank you

  • @chaavinabbey9546
    @chaavinabbey9546 Před 2 lety +1

    Just yesterday I started really watching Andrew's videos and I have learnt a lot. This is education or atleast what it could look like. Good work mate.

  • @nawal10
    @nawal10 Před 4 lety +1459

    “You’re from Pong? Is that near Ping?” Lmfao

    • @Tschurikin
      @Tschurikin Před 3 lety +14

      well no one says its hard to make you laugh....

    • @lawliet3855
      @lawliet3855 Před 3 lety +12

      On that note, you wanna Ding Dong?

    • @breadman5048
      @breadman5048 Před 3 lety +2

      It’s the dumbest joke ever 😂😂😂

    • @batmanRBC
      @batmanRBC Před 3 lety +3

      Yea that was a weak joke, the ping pong. The rest was good tho

  • @ZuhaLoveMusic
    @ZuhaLoveMusic Před 4 lety +10281

    To be honest though Andrew really looks like all these nations: Jew, Arab, Greek, Italian, and Hispanic.
    Edit: guys, he just said on a podcast (bad friends) he's Italian and he also believes his ancestors are Jewish. His wiki says one thing, he says another thing. But I guess he just has all kind of genes. So no need to argue. This simple comment went crazy lol

    • @svenskhast5632
      @svenskhast5632 Před 4 lety +53

      ZuhaLoveMusic Not Arabic.

    • @moradkhaouda707
      @moradkhaouda707 Před 4 lety +813

      @@svenskhast5632 he could definitely be arab, Lebanese, syrian, Jornan Moroccan, tunisian, or algerian, they got people that look like him, I'm Moroccan so...

    • @sangwooToobnoob
      @sangwooToobnoob Před 4 lety +81

      I thought he was at first 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @svenskhast5632
      @svenskhast5632 Před 4 lety +47

      Morad Khaouda I live in Sweden so I prob see more Arabs than you do. Haven’t seen one that looks like Andrew. I’m sorry. But south European, Eastern European or Jewish, yes. Arabic not so much. Maybe there’s a couple of Arabs here and there that could have similar looks.

    • @moradkhaouda707
      @moradkhaouda707 Před 4 lety +515

      @@svenskhast5632 dude I AM Arab and I live with Arabs, and what westerners don't know is "Arab" is not a race, we come in all colors and shapes, Arabs in Lebanon and Syria and Jordan ect are mostly white, Arabs in the Gulf countries are mostly brown or black, Arabs in north Africa (where I live) are mixed, in the north the people are white and in the south they get darker.. And I definitely know Arabs that look like Andrew.

  • @kmbm23
    @kmbm23 Před 2 lety +42

    His delivery while toeing the line is just incredible. Nevermind that it's also LIVE IMPROV 😭😭😭 SOOO GOOD

  • @EternalMinimalist
    @EternalMinimalist Před 2 lety +2

    This is the best one he's ever done. I've watched this one atleast 8 times

  • @Ben-bg2lp
    @Ben-bg2lp Před 4 lety +847

    Andrew's Palestinian has a Mexican accent at the end!

  • @sa99miy
    @sa99miy Před 4 lety +3103

    I've only heard of Hmong people from Clint Eastwood's movie Gran Torino
    .

    • @kotimoto
      @kotimoto Před 4 lety +19

      Me too.

    • @fuekongyang3144
      @fuekongyang3144 Před 4 lety +144

      Most of us Hmong people are in the Midwest. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan. Then we got big populations in Sacramento and Fresno.

    • @fuekongyang3144
      @fuekongyang3144 Před 4 lety +84

      Google Vietnam secret war. We helped out the US with that.

    • @baddo4405
      @baddo4405 Před 4 lety +36

      dude, just watched Gran Torino 2 days ago and shit i don't regret watching cause i'd be here wondering what hmong people would be

    • @leonardopandeli1764
      @leonardopandeli1764 Před 4 lety +5

      Same

  • @alielhajj7769
    @alielhajj7769 Před rokem +6

    The most consistent comedian ever, not a single one of his clips failed to make me laugh

  • @siralimccoockie-monster8730

    It's really nice for me to know that no matter how messed up my day is, I can always just come to your channel and laugh like a mad man. So thanks man, just thanks 😁

  • @adi45713
    @adi45713 Před 4 lety +1764

    “We don’t have a country”
    The crowd writes the jokes for him!

    • @crimsonsolaris2140
      @crimsonsolaris2140 Před rokem +85

      We literally don’t. We started out in China but they tried to assimilate us into Chinese culture and committed genocide on us like twice so we dipped. Now we’re all spread out but most are in Laos, Thailand, or America.

    • @puneetmishra4726
      @puneetmishra4726 Před rokem +36

      @@crimsonsolaris2140 bro you threw genocide like it's nothing 😂

    • @nom6758
      @nom6758 Před rokem +137

      @@puneetmishra4726 bro, china throws genocide like its nothing.

    • @cbmazo9229
      @cbmazo9229 Před rokem +18

      That was awesome lmfao, it went right back at the Palestinian 😂

    • @crimsonsolaris2140
      @crimsonsolaris2140 Před rokem +7

      @@puneetmishra4726 not to mention that the French tried to do the same thing to us not long after

  • @DeterminedToImprove
    @DeterminedToImprove Před 4 lety +5721

    Hmong Girl: We don't have a country
    Palestinian: Neither do we
    Andrew: Dies

    • @dcdenizen1275
      @dcdenizen1275 Před 4 lety +142

      😂 If only there was a Kurd there too

    • @Bilal-rp4mk
      @Bilal-rp4mk Před 4 lety +34

      Lol love how he did it in a Mexican accent

    • @pratt8064
      @pratt8064 Před 3 lety +16

      @@lifeislife9749 Bruh Tibet is in China and Tibet is huge af

    • @zurties510
      @zurties510 Před 3 lety +19

      First time someone told me they were a Hmong I was beyond confused

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx Před 3 lety +11

      palestine is real

  • @amoghkudva8925
    @amoghkudva8925 Před 3 lety +20

    He unites a room full of different ethnicity. Something so wholesome

  • @MCanadiens
    @MCanadiens Před 2 lety

    can't wait to see a show like this again...people having fun and no one taking shit seriously

  • @tranquilcoast
    @tranquilcoast Před 4 lety +1513

    Lmaooo
    “Where are Hmong’s from”
    “We don’t have a country”
    And he immediately looks at the palestinian guys... got em

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi Před 4 lety +66

      That's because they quipped out "neither do we". You can barely hear it but u it's audible if u know to listen for it.

    • @PobresDeCuna
      @PobresDeCuna Před 3 lety +3

      Yo' im googling that shit!

    • @CatskillOne
      @CatskillOne Před 3 lety

      @@PobresDeCuna Don’t google SUDS in Hmong people. It’s some paranormal shit.

    • @niceguy2568
      @niceguy2568 Před 2 lety

      That Jew was enjoying his time that day 😆

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster Před rokem

      @@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi I legit didn't hear that until I multiplied my volume, but wow. Gotta love audience bonding like that, rebounding off *each other.*

  • @wabb1e156
    @wabb1e156 Před 4 lety +680

    “We dont have a country”
    daps up the Palestinian

    • @frizzybob
      @frizzybob Před 4 lety +2

      likes were 420. I FUCKED THAT RIGHT up

  • @nikitapant71
    @nikitapant71 Před 2 lety

    Wow this one is the most hilarious interaction I've watched from Andrew..!!

  • @cageybee7221
    @cageybee7221 Před 3 lety +22

    some context, the hmong are a minority group spread across cambodia, vietnam, and laos. they are basically the kurds of asia.

    • @biswakalyandash5325
      @biswakalyandash5325 Před 3 lety

      What do you mean by kurds of asia? Did you mean kurds of iraq?

    • @biswakalyandash5325
      @biswakalyandash5325 Před 3 lety

      If yes... Bro.. Iraq is in asia...

    • @biswakalyandash5325
      @biswakalyandash5325 Před 3 lety

      @Matsumoto Outo ha ha... Ofc not... I have a better geographical knowledge btw.... Dont teach an asian about asia.. My friend

    • @misledpoet
      @misledpoet Před 2 lety

      Kurds of East/South East Asia
      There. Fixed it for you

    • @teovu5557
      @teovu5557 Před rokem

      @@biswakalyandash5325 Why Iraq? lol theres over 40 million kurds and over half live in Eastern Turkey,Syria and northern Iran (their ancestral land) but only 5-8 million live in Iraq. lol

  • @Emanuel-kz9lw
    @Emanuel-kz9lw Před 4 lety +400

    LMAO the jew joke got me 😭😭😭

  • @funkycoldm3dina
    @funkycoldm3dina Před 4 lety +789

    this guy takes the piss out of everyone. equality rules.

  • @errolm8313
    @errolm8313 Před 3 lety

    Yo! Wish I could see the entire show! This is too funny! 😂

  • @bayareaaa
    @bayareaaa Před 2 měsíci +1

    Andrew’s crowd work is legendary!! Can’t wait to see him live.

  • @sal7197
    @sal7197 Před 4 lety +1351

    I’m the one in the flannel and also said the joke at the end lol

    • @stocktonslap209
      @stocktonslap209 Před 4 lety +137

      You the Arab he thought was Mexican. Haha kudos to you bro.

    • @sal7197
      @sal7197 Před 4 lety +84

      Stockton Slap yeah 😂

    • @scinto23
      @scinto23 Před 4 lety +110

      Must have been awsome to be part of the show! You were a great sport about it too dude.

    • @TheFakeDnice
      @TheFakeDnice Před 4 lety +9

      Real King

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 Před 4 lety +2

      what was the joke?

  • @mahmoudanabtawi
    @mahmoudanabtawi Před 4 lety +901

    "the have Christian Palestinians, have you ever heard of Jesus" ..
    Love you from Palestine.

    • @RsBloodRs
      @RsBloodRs Před 4 lety +37

      Is that a country?

    • @KavemanLyrics
      @KavemanLyrics Před 4 lety +9

      Chokwe ashkenazi jews aren’t real Jews as Judaism descends matrilineally

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 Před 4 lety

      @@KavemanLyrics Ive always wondered why that is, is that just what some jews believe or is that really in their doctrine?

    • @TheKilla1777
      @TheKilla1777 Před 4 lety

      Vinny they believe that. Your mother has to be Jewish.

    • @seasesh4073
      @seasesh4073 Před 4 lety +11

      @Chokwe I know it's actually crazy they took Palestine off the map, like legit

  • @clegendgg5111
    @clegendgg5111 Před rokem +2

    This dude crowd work is up there with the best. Top notch

  • @kennyknowles6875
    @kennyknowles6875 Před 3 lety

    So happy to got his channel this dude is so funny thanks utube for recommending him i subs straight funny dude.

  • @mikemc6761
    @mikemc6761 Před 4 lety +1072

    “A cross? They got Christian Palestines. You ever heard of Jesus?” I peed a little.

    • @ryanboscoe9670
      @ryanboscoe9670 Před 3 lety +35

      But Jesus was a jew

    • @ryanboscoe9670
      @ryanboscoe9670 Před 3 lety +10

      @colihon Jesus was in Palestine at times of his life yes? I don't get the point of your comment sorry

    • @ryanboscoe9670
      @ryanboscoe9670 Před 3 lety +21

      @colihon Palestine didn't exist the either... My point in saying Jesus was a Jew is because he was. He was not a Christian.

    • @ryanboscoe9670
      @ryanboscoe9670 Před 3 lety +4

      @colihon dude I think your smoking some heavy shit. Read a history book or something haha

    • @ryanboscoe9670
      @ryanboscoe9670 Před 3 lety

      @colihon what name calling? you are on something

  • @lawrenceyang9959
    @lawrenceyang9959 Před 4 lety +2023

    Hmong, or ‘Miao’ in Chinese, is an ethnicity that spreads over multiple countries in the East Asia. It is kind of like saying “I’m Celtic”, but it does not imply which country you are from, could be Britain, Ireland, France etc.

    • @cheekclapperiii8478
      @cheekclapperiii8478 Před 3 lety +50

      Thanks

    • @fredgarati
      @fredgarati Před 3 lety +62

      Thanks dude...learnt something new today

    • @bons244
      @bons244 Před 2 lety +192

      Except they are originally from a single area, until Chinese occupation forced them to spread to different countries. There are a lot of Ethnic groups that are occupied by PRC, and are unrepresented today.

    • @shif06
      @shif06 Před 2 lety +8

      Gypsies in Europe

    • @unsettledonpurpose
      @unsettledonpurpose Před 2 lety +79

      Dude's never been to Minnesota, apparently. Hmong are not rare here. They're mainly from Laos.

  • @sinistervulcan
    @sinistervulcan Před 2 lety

    This is my new favorite video ever

  • @legion4842
    @legion4842 Před 2 lety

    Oh I need more of this bit

  • @user-cm2ky4uh9y
    @user-cm2ky4uh9y Před 4 lety +773

    “You’re like palestinian of asians!” Wow every word he says is so relavant. Classic schulz improv!

    • @kamiskool3
      @kamiskool3 Před 4 lety +21

      But Palestine is part of Asia. Middle East is not a continent it is part of Asia.

    • @anuman99ful
      @anuman99ful Před 4 lety +2

      @@kamiskool3 ikr I went full bruh

    • @sjappiyah4071
      @sjappiyah4071 Před 4 lety +20

      kamiskool3 When ppl say “ asians” in america they typically mean east asian, but by technicality you’re right.
      Also, the middle east isn’t just in Asia.
      Egypt is in the middle east and it’s African

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 Před 4 lety +6

      @@sjappiyah4071 Egypt ain't in the middle east it's in Africa

    • @officialarchiemo
      @officialarchiemo Před 3 lety +9

      @@theworldoverheavan560 nah they consider parts of north Africa middle east

  • @wraithstrongopark
    @wraithstrongopark Před 4 lety +3014

    it's good to see white people not afraid to do racial humor.

    • @ianholbert2631
      @ianholbert2631 Před 4 lety +67

      Scott Allen hes latino

    • @alexisortizgil5446
      @alexisortizgil5446 Před 4 lety +60

      he sounds latinos like us. we aint afraid of humor. especially us mexicans.

    • @Dommy521
      @Dommy521 Před 4 lety +126

      @@ianholbert2631 he's white.

    • @brownjatt21
      @brownjatt21 Před 4 lety +214

      @@alexisortizgil5446 unless German/irish/scottish ancestry counts as Latino nowadays he white lol.

    • @lookaftering5638
      @lookaftering5638 Před 4 lety +1

      @@brownjatt21 Is that what he is?

  • @yl7301
    @yl7301 Před 3 lety +2

    You are so funny. Haven’t laughed this hard in years

  • @adithi8483
    @adithi8483 Před 3 lety

    I'm binging his videos. Can't stop

  • @tmoua90s
    @tmoua90s Před 4 lety +2335

    As a Hmong person I feel honored to have Schulz joke about us lmao
    Edit: thanks for the likes and thanks to Andrew...I've watched this video about a dozen times and it still has me on the floor everytime

    • @koulor315
      @koulor315 Před 4 lety +11

      Nyob zoo tyler lol bro I so surprised by this video, he finally mentioned hmong lol

    • @Deathunder
      @Deathunder Před 4 lety +140

      I guess all 10 of you should feel honored...0_0

    • @zumpty
      @zumpty Před 4 lety +67

      I hope there’s a follow up episode from the same show where the lady kindly informs the audience of Hmong history. Amazed that a lot of people are unaware of Hmong people when they are tied to American history through the Vietnam war. An ally and appreciated. -Wisconsin

    • @TinToeTimmyTime
      @TinToeTimmyTime Před 4 lety +27

      Ya'll was in Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood. I absolutely love that movie and the bitches was sexy af

    • @mtsan1230
      @mtsan1230 Před 4 lety +12

      @thesix107 Google up "Vietnam's Secret War". You'll know then.

  • @sairamsriram
    @sairamsriram Před 4 lety +533

    I remember Hmong from Gran Torino.
    They sided with US during the Vietnam war, and so copped a lot of shit when the US left.

  • @DUDEfreestyle
    @DUDEfreestyle Před rokem

    Everything feel in place for this Comedian that night lol this was a great set, super hilarious.

  • @Crudes.
    @Crudes. Před 3 lety +1

    This was hilarious. Especially the ending 😂

  • @yayadg666
    @yayadg666 Před 4 lety +3731

    " they got Christian Palestinians, ever heard of Jesus?" THANK YOU! people seem to turn a blind eye on that!

    • @HundredWingZ
      @HundredWingZ Před 4 lety +229

      He was a Galillean Jew from Judaea. Not a palestinian.

    • @yayadg666
      @yayadg666 Před 4 lety +546

      @@HundredWingZ Jesus was born in Palestine, making him a Palestinian. Palestinians are the people living in the area between Phoenicia and Egypt ( today's Israel and West bank+ Gaza) this is according to ancient Greeks. Therefore, Palestinians are Jews, Christians, Muslims, agnostics, atheists, you name it. As long as you are from that land, you are Palestinian.

    • @DontreadPimpBoy
      @DontreadPimpBoy Před 4 lety +363

      @@yayadg666 Jesus was Japanese.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo Před 4 lety +393

      @@DontreadPimpBoy
      Walky on water no jitsu.

    • @DontreadPimpBoy
      @DontreadPimpBoy Před 4 lety +36

      @@DkKombo Disappointed.

  • @jennylor9862
    @jennylor9862 Před 4 lety +879

    i’m hmong too LOL, the ending killed me 😂

    • @aliyubursar4667
      @aliyubursar4667 Před 4 lety +47

      Jenny Lor do we have u in new york 😂😂😂😂

    • @Adholia1
      @Adholia1 Před 3 lety +32

      Never knew about Hmong community. Just watched a whole documentary about them. Well, this wasn't so bad.

    • @johannessergio7725
      @johannessergio7725 Před 3 lety +6

      Im chinese but where is hmong

    • @johannessergio7725
      @johannessergio7725 Před 3 lety

      @Sal m idk my parent both are chinese and there u go and i have a chinese name too

    • @johannessergio7725
      @johannessergio7725 Před 3 lety

      @Sal m thx for the info btw

  • @TheRealMediaMan
    @TheRealMediaMan Před 2 lety +12

    "Pong?"
    " is that near ping?"
    I almost choked to death on my dinner lol

  • @jodywing9702
    @jodywing9702 Před rokem

    Funny and educational.. love it

  • @baYs6726
    @baYs6726 Před 4 lety +955

    Im Asian even I didn’t know what a Hmong was when I met one she’s like I’m Hmong I’m like ur what? Lol

    • @harrislam
      @harrislam Před 4 lety +60

      Hey. You Chinese me Chinese.
      What's Hmong? lol

    • @samuelpena3195
      @samuelpena3195 Před 4 lety +6

      @@harrislam lmfao

    • @zizuasofficial9291
      @zizuasofficial9291 Před 4 lety +85

      Im hmong. Hmong is basically chinese but most of us migrated to laos.

    • @MustafaMuhalab
      @MustafaMuhalab Před 4 lety +67

      LMAO ya'll need to watch Gran Torino
      by Clint Eastwood

    • @dannyvela9983
      @dannyvela9983 Před 4 lety +79

      damn y’all ain’t ever seen gran torino??? lmfao that movie fire. just clint eastwood being racist for 1 hour, and then being a hero, classic.

  • @bonito9429
    @bonito9429 Před 4 lety +1216

    Andrew isn't actually laughing, he's pretending to laugh while he thinks of a follow-up to the joke, it's like an illusion of quick-wittedness. Either way, this joke set itself up lmao, couldn't be more perfect, great job Andrew!

    • @Hyp3rBee
      @Hyp3rBee Před 4 lety +18

      That’s what I said too lol

    • @abdomination
      @abdomination Před 4 lety +27

      he is quick witted

    • @konkelkent
      @konkelkent Před 4 lety +37

      Whats the point of this comment

    • @ZA-ts2vc
      @ZA-ts2vc Před 4 lety +60

      No he's laughing because he actually found what he said to be funny. He comes up with this shit on the spot, so we kind of see his reaction to the joke too.

    • @catedoge3206
      @catedoge3206 Před 4 lety

      @@Hyp3rBee lol

  • @beverlicollins3491
    @beverlicollins3491 Před 3 lety

    I luv to hear his laugh..its hilarious all by itself!!😂🤣😂

  • @blaskoxx4954
    @blaskoxx4954 Před 3 lety

    This is great crowd work-he's good!

  • @mneugent7658
    @mneugent7658 Před 3 lety +1702

    This is what my neighborhood growing up was like. Anybody and everybody, races, nationalities... and we all hung out and talked mad shit to and about each other. All racial shit talking and we all hung together and played sports and were great friends. The only rule? Be funny.

  • @kingbollywood22
    @kingbollywood22 Před 4 lety +413

    HMONG PEOPLE:
    The Hmong people are an ethnic group in East and Southeast Asia. They are a sub-group of the Miao people, and live mainly in Southern China, Vietnam and Laos. They have been members of the Unrepresented Nations and Peoples Organization (UNPO) since 2007. :)

    • @Kazeumi
      @Kazeumi Před 4 lety +43

      Good bot! I was looking through the comments for this info. Thank you kind sir or madam.

    • @sjon888
      @sjon888 Před 4 lety +13

      I thought i knew my asians, well you learn everyday they say

    • @natrone23
      @natrone23 Před 4 lety +4

      sjon888 Step up your Asian game playa.

    • @marios23apoel
      @marios23apoel Před 4 lety +17

      They were also featured in Clint Eastwood's movie Gran Torino, if anyone's curious to see an American representation of this ethnic group.

    • @sjon888
      @sjon888 Před 4 lety +1

      @@natrone23 paio si di an cheng la pe lan chiao

  • @orrhersh5607
    @orrhersh5607 Před 3 lety

    This is perfect

  • @blairpenny1526
    @blairpenny1526 Před rokem

    Bro...I'm fucking crying over here. I love how he knows his shit about different parts of the world and works it in. Some of the best crowd work I have ever seen

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain Před 4 lety +774

    "Hey Mustapha, the front row is so cheap!!"
    "No way! Buy it José!!"
    20 minutes later:

    • @GrAffittoy
      @GrAffittoy Před 4 lety +8

      "Mustapha" ? 😂😂

    • @seasesh4073
      @seasesh4073 Před 4 lety +17

      @@GrAffittoy Arabic name but damn it was a funny joke 🤣

    • @ballwrsgalaxy8503
      @ballwrsgalaxy8503 Před 4 lety +6

      @@seasesh4073 i have never met an arab named mustapha its mustafa or mustafah.(im from iran)

    • @mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432
      @mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432 Před 4 lety +10

      BallwrsGalaxy no one cares u Shia bastard

    • @seasesh4073
      @seasesh4073 Před 4 lety +14

      @@mohamedzabayrullahkakar6432 what a real gentleman you are, just light shining off you with your eloquent choice of words.
      Do me a favour and take yourself to the bin please

  • @aukevdwelle4228
    @aukevdwelle4228 Před 4 lety +250

    The look after "we don't have a country" killed me

  • @High_Key
    @High_Key Před rokem

    Everything just works out so perfectly for Schulz..it’s crazy how great he is at improv..or just roasting 😂

  • @rileygally2967
    @rileygally2967 Před 2 lety

    one of the best

  • @astro0125
    @astro0125 Před 3 lety +368

    This guy is so damn good, he insults everyone without actually insulting anyone

  • @DivyaRamesh-zz7wf
    @DivyaRamesh-zz7wf Před rokem +2

    I just love Andrew's laugh 😂❤

  • @masony7756
    @masony7756 Před 3 lety +29

    Dude I'm hmong and I'm literally laughing so hard right now.

  • @westcoastsunsation
    @westcoastsunsation Před 4 lety +309

    We lost Patrice but we still have Andrew.

    • @amanichi
      @amanichi Před 4 lety +5

      that was a genius comment

    • @dankestranch8738
      @dankestranch8738 Před 4 lety +20

      We lost Epstein but we still have andrew

    • @michaelpipkin9942
      @michaelpipkin9942 Před 4 lety +31

      Patrice spoke fluent dude. Andrew speaks fluent race.

    • @bigkeith1022
      @bigkeith1022 Před 4 lety +4

      YES... HE SAYS PATRICE IS HIS GOAT.... YOU CAN TELL.... AND HES A LITTLE MORE DARING... WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE... LOL

    • @ahmadbrkam4350
      @ahmadbrkam4350 Před 4 lety +1

      You gona lose him lol

  • @mu8393
    @mu8393 Před 4 lety +87

    The ending was fantastic. It all came together perfectly. 😂😂😂

  • @EasyBreezy41
    @EasyBreezy41 Před měsícem +1

    I can't believe I watched this bit already a dozens of times and can still laugh my ass off to it... lol

  • @mymalesecret
    @mymalesecret Před rokem +20

    “You ever heard of Jesus?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ss-cw6he
      @ss-cw6he Před rokem +2

      I wish I was Christian in west

    • @westislander77
      @westislander77 Před měsícem

      I was waiting for him to say to the Mexican, it's ""He-sus" in your neck of the woods"!

  • @Classikh
    @Classikh Před 4 lety +241

    “You ever heard of Jesus?”
    Lmaoo

  • @Omar-yk7ps
    @Omar-yk7ps Před 4 lety +134

    “Now that was a good one.. VERY FUNNY” lol

  • @raminpcccq
    @raminpcccq Před 2 lety +15

    “They got Christian Palestinians, have you heard of Jesus?” LOL

  • @NephariusAMG
    @NephariusAMG Před rokem +8

    He always has a better time than anybody at his own shows. It's not like a stand up routine. it's just him hanging out with the audience.

  • @clamchowdher
    @clamchowdher Před 4 lety +18

    Best part of Saturday/Sunday mornings is these random uploads

  • @studentoflife385
    @studentoflife385 Před 3 lety +4

    Great clip! One of the 1st true comedians to step out of the shadows in *quite a while!*
    Best to you, keep it real!!🥰

  • @jp2555
    @jp2555 Před 3 lety

    Andrew you are the shit...🤣🤣🤣🤣tear running down my face..... whenever you come to Detroit that got to check you out... I've been following you on CZcams for about a year... You're one of the hottest comedians in my opinion out there... Keep doing what you're doing bro💯

  • @tyleroconnor1534
    @tyleroconnor1534 Před 2 lety

    this is amazing lol you gotta be lucky, smart, and skilled to make the ending workout how it did

  • @andresaren9805
    @andresaren9805 Před 4 lety +14

    This has to be the luckiest interactions, they set all the jokes up so perfect!

  • @sydIRISH
    @sydIRISH Před 4 lety +200

    Ah, a real comedian....offensive, lovingly.
    This is what comedy is about. I just saw him in New Orleans, great show. The wife had a BLAST!!!!!! Thanks, man.

  • @mantequilla4082
    @mantequilla4082 Před 2 lety

    Hahahah man I wish his full sets were on here

  • @dhruvtrivedi7689
    @dhruvtrivedi7689 Před 3 lety +3

    His manner of laughing is unique, could have it's own show

  • @jyeff9227
    @jyeff9227 Před 3 lety +140

    "Captured the rarest Asian" just starts tying her up.

  • @inamabbas1807
    @inamabbas1807 Před 4 lety +119

    "You're from pong? Is that near ping?" hahahah

  • @JH-io1de
    @JH-io1de Před 2 lety

    Hilarious 😂

  • @mohitshrivastava2287
    @mohitshrivastava2287 Před 3 lety

    Watched it at least 5 times in a row!!! 😆😆