@@carloescano7980 14:16 translation: "so what did andrew do in his joke, let's figure it out: he fucked our queen..." then he gets confused and stays silent cause he is being compared to benjamin.
Who else was surprised by how quickly the audience got the joke? Their banknotes are multicolored with Russian monuments- recognizing Benjamin Franklin without explanation? Wow- and culturally, they don't smile or laugh to be polite as Americans do. Quite a testament to just how sharp, authentic, and profound Andrew's perceptions are, and the comic skill required to perform with such engaging, casual confidence? Pretty incredible.
Hahahaha big facts 💯...bro I do the same. When I went to Eastern Europe in 2015 as part of a Eurotrip i was so gassed everytime I saw another black dude coz there'd only be like 3-5 of us everytime we went out lmao
@Uppity Sombitch black folk have that culture everywhere, its even customary to greet they just ddnt wanna nod/ greet you, dont take it personally and start making generalizations, that very guy he spoke to might be African, or 1st gen from UK
@bishes be mad a lot of Russians actually hate Putin, but a few things you have no control over 1) your ethnicity 2) your gender 3) the president of Russia
The funniest shit about this show was watching Andrew try his hardest to hold back from going balls deep into this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he soft balled with them so he wouldn't get thrown in the gulag!
14:07 this shows how good andrew actually is. Winning over the crowd against the native speaker who basically sucker punched him. Gotta love him for that move.
Your Men’s Fashion bit at 10 minutes made me shit my pants I was laughing so hard. You two have effortless chemistry and your skit comedy is severely underrated.
i went to kiev and i swear to god we had a katya that looked just like her showing us round and translating, maybe they have a warehouse full of em over there
Jeezus, I can't imagine how hard it is being a standup comedian, but this dude takes it up a notch and performs with extra obstacles like having a foreign language audience.
Well....is not like he manages a very sophisticated level of english. A lot of them speaks the language, plus they had an interpreter for the ones that didnt.
Impressed how you seem to always do your research/are informed. The serious bit about Russia and the arts was a pro move, very true, very impressed with that.
Andrew Schulz has been on the road for a little while but is relatively new compared to the old schoolers of comedy still working . Right now I think he's the freshest name in comedy, he's rising to become one this generation's most iconic artist, he's great now, I can imagine what the future holds.
Yep. For me, he is the second stand-up comedian after Louie Ck that I really liked. I tried others (Like Bill Burr) , but they were all the same boring comedians for me). I like that he just says things right into your face.
Honestly he is doing better than a lot of the old schoolers. He has a net worth around 3 million if I am not mistaken. Compare that to Joey Diaz, Theo Von, Bobby Lee, a lot of the LA comics that have been in the game a long time and he is killing it by comparison.
@@James-dn8dh I love how you compare everything by money in the west. I don't a give a fuck who's making more money, I only care about the honest comedy that reaches even guys from Russia like me.
@@craigcrissman4651 эх. у меня через Тиндер появилась одна знакомая из Феникса. Она тоже хотела в Россию. Но сейчас видимо из за коронавируса всё будет закрыто ещё год или больше. Ну, что поделаешь. Надеюсь у тебя получится позже. Я тоже бы хотел в США слетать, но для нас это очень дорого. А я часть детства провёл с Washington DC (1988-1991). Хотел бы посмотреть как там всё изменилось.
Hands down best in the game right now. If there’s a debate about that, there’s no debate the belt is up in the air. Hardest working team congrats guys. Killing it.
That's so awesome that you have a translator uniting comedy amongst everyone! I hope you can go to other nations outside America with a similar translation approach, and bring your humour international.
If you were the only one who saw it, because it just doesn't look like it. A strange dictatorship in which an American goes to Russia to take the piss out of Putin without being arrested, don't you think? He had nothing to worry about, the image being painted of Russia is just a Western media construct.
Nah bro, I'm American but I think Poland is fucking awesome. I think the only reason Poland was ever shitty was because it was constantly being invaded, but it seems to have mostly recovered from that now. Also, shout out to the Winged Hussars for saving western civilization.
Hahaha I knew at some point after my subscription a Syria joke would come I never thought it would be in Russia tho It’s easy to get offended tbh but I love you and I think your jokes are outstandingly smart All the love from Syria🇸🇾🇸🇾❤️❤️❤️
@acebasespace let me copy-paste my comment from another thread: You're talking about that guy behind him? Well, he (in his own manner that he uses for his stand-ups), was lazily trying to precisely "explain" Andrew's joke. Like at 14:18 he says: "So, let me tell ya what Andrew did here with his joke (how did he construct that joke)". So he basically was kind of mocking/trolling him and the same time making his own comedy by analyzing Andrews joke under the microscope. And that's where Andrew quickly interrupted it by comparing that guy with a face on his money, That was quick and smart. It's actually cool that even here, in a foreign condition he can make his own comedy no matter what. I'm from Moscow and my really jealous that I missed it.
Sleep paralysis but it's Andrew Schulz at the end of your bed roasting you like you're at the front row of one of his gigs.
😅😂🤣
Terrifying
I'll rather take the demon
I'd pay top dollar for this demon to visit me.
goals
Andrew holding back on the jokes, so he can get back on his plane. 🤣
And still killing it... 17:05 haha
For real I was thinking the same thing. I wonder if they censored or had to approve his jokes
@@itsphenomhd4749man were not in North Korea or something we have freedom of speech
@@kezhman2001 he was in russia in this video so there rights aren’t even the same as in america
@@cypher6052 im Russian I know which rights we have and I know it was in Russia
LMAO, when they tried making fun of him in Russian but all he did was pull out a Benjamin and KILLED.!
Dudeeee I was geeking out at that part! Andrew is too goddamn good!
^
acebasespace they started to analyse his joke, but they just started and he stopped them with the Benjamin gig
Someone explain I’m slow
@@carloescano7980 14:16 translation: "so what did andrew do in his joke, let's figure it out: he fucked our queen..." then he gets confused and stays silent cause he is being compared to benjamin.
"Ukraine has nothing to do with Russia." That didn't age well.
Bro I started cringing when he brought up Chernobyl cause I knew where that was going and fast
Sensitive much
Right 🤣
Lol
This video didn't age well lmao
I predict this video is going to get a completely random spike in popularity this month
And so it begins
Good call.
Smart man
“This month” … posted six months ago ..
I want to go to one of Andrews shows but only the front seats are available.
LMAOOOO
Sat front row at a Denver show. Him and his opener roasted my black friend a lot but I was never talked about lol
I'd get roasted into oblivion for being fat 😂😂 I'd be honored though
Pass!
La Letraeme nooo don’t do it if one of us goes in then we all go through it
Andrew really roasted a russian comedian with a hundred dollar bill.
Zapsst I didn’t understand that. Could someone elaborate?
@@RoryMcIver the Russian comic looked like Benjamin
@@RoryMcIver the haircut looked similar on them
@@nitinpandey6037 Benjamin who?
Who else was surprised by how quickly the audience got the joke? Their banknotes are multicolored with Russian monuments- recognizing Benjamin Franklin without explanation? Wow- and culturally, they don't smile or laugh to be polite as Americans do. Quite a testament to just how sharp, authentic, and profound Andrew's perceptions are, and the comic skill required to perform with such engaging, casual confidence? Pretty incredible.
gotta respect andrew's hair, adapting to the native culture from the moment they landed in russia.
Good one
Fak yuu
@@Mon_beaumonde rush B cyaka blath
He is the most non-russian russian I've ever seen.
Legend has it the tension for today’s uprising conflict is because of Andrew 🤣
As a Russian, this stuff is absolutely funny!!
I do think he was holding back thought, guess he wanted to make sure and still see his home again…
Get the fuck, outta here you ain’t Russian! you just playing along into the fake narrative!!
@@JacobRubioJunior669 whatever, Karen…
He didn't want to fall off a window
That's funny!😂 And maybe true. He did bring a black guy though so he must've been feeling pretty ballsy from the get go! Lol
@@wandahawkins5288 aah!
Well, back when u lived there bringing a black guy along would have made a person interesting…
Andrew: "We've just touched down in Russia, I'm with my man Vladimir. Btw what's your real name?"
Driver: " Yeah it's Vladimir "
Dead.
I dont get it
@@BeteN0iR he just guessed Vladimir because it's a stereotypical Russian name and then it turned out to actually be his name lol
Basically the John doe of Russia lolll
It’s like him being in Mexico and calling him Juan or Lee in China.
@@alejandrizzle26 or Pradeep in India
Lmao at Alexx saying wassup to the one other black guy in the club
true brotherhood right there
Hahahaha big facts 💯...bro I do the same. When I went to Eastern Europe in 2015 as part of a Eurotrip i was so gassed everytime I saw another black dude coz there'd only be like 3-5 of us everytime we went out lmao
Other? Who the hell is the "other" black? Andrew is clearly a white man
tropickman he said Alexxxxxxx not Andrew
@Uppity Sombitch black folk have that culture everywhere, its even customary to greet
they just ddnt wanna nod/ greet you, dont take it personally and start making generalizations, that very guy he spoke to might be African, or 1st gen from UK
Lol my man you have some balls, “Putin jokes in Russia” what’s next “Kim Jong Un jokes in North Korea” 😂
He will try it #FullyFlagrant
@bishes be mad a lot of Russians actually hate Putin, but a few things you have no control over
1) your ethnicity
2) your gender
3) the president of Russia
@@MadMaxJuggernaut now thats funny af
With Kim standing in front of him
It is safe to joke about Putin in Russia
18:53 oops russian secret service spying on Andrew .
Bwahaha!!
Sneeki breeki
Lmao oh shit wtf hahaha
The funniest shit about this show was watching Andrew try his hardest to hold back from going balls deep into this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he soft balled with them so he wouldn't get thrown in the gulag!
4:34 Andrew and his haircut look like they just spent a week in the gulags.
Lol😂
Lol dude it's a low fade. If it were a mullet I'd agree with you
"You guys put people in cages too?"
"Yeah,Of Course!"
-"SIICCCK!"
lmao
He Smashed. That's why they missed it.
I'll appreciate if you explain this slang to me.
Andrew laying down the pipe everywhere he goes...
@@Mrhuble1 like "banged"?. So now I need to understand who missed what :)
@@rushmore1321 aaaahhhh...Now I get it. Thanks
@@russianvoodoo damn it now i dont get it
17:13 is golden😂 random guy looks at him and schulz starts looking right at him saying that shit😂
"Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?" lol
I respect how he talks slower and clearer knowing how different Russian language is. You the legend Andrew
Nobody:
Andrew Schulz: "Do you know diarrhea? The opposite"
The smile on this mans face when he "missed his interview" hahaha! My boy laid it down!!
He knew in advance he wasn't going to that interview...
Sometimes when I sleep, my loud farts wake me up
you mean when Katya "overslept" ;)
Thinking the same thing
I bet Katya got a hefty tip for that.
14:07 this shows how good andrew actually is. Winning over the crowd against the native speaker who basically sucker punched him. Gotta love him for that move.
we all knew he was talking shit somehow but Andrew could speak the universal language of Comedy and he won.
Translation?
@@danidynasty i don't know what he said but you can feel that he was about to roast him. Would be great if somebody could translate..
@@1004enes "What did Andrew mean by this joke. Let's figure it out. He [the horse] fucked our queen..." and that's when he was cut off
@@anaklusmosgreek3198 he really wasn't talking shit
Andrew Schulz & the team i fcking love you guys
When worlds collide! You make bom ass food bro 👊
hahahah this is one of the most unexpected channel comment crossovers I've seen
Gaz?!😂
Andrew was really runnin round Russia, constipated lookin like skinny Nico Belec😂
"Her cousin made your jacket..."
LOL
Also, Katya is a babe.
If youve ever been to russian, shes a 6 at best. . A very numerous and abundant 6.
@@kevinsnyder1390 dimes all over the place
In the US she's like 7
@@badcornflakes6374 in india shes a 100
@@badcornflakes6374 7? In Malibu maybe... Try getting that kind of 7 in the midwest
“We missed the interview because Katya here overslept” ..with me. He meant to say. 💀 she cute asf
cute asf? lmao
As a Russian that migrated to america long ago. this was a real treat. i really really appreciate the effort.
The speech at the end about embracing stand up was so touching had me in tears.
I don't know how he does it
joking in a completely different environment that's speak a different language,he stills kills it😅😂
As a Russian, my favorite part was the list of borsh ingredients.
😂😂😂
@@ryankasik7911 Raw menstrual blood is the key ingredient!
не пизди
Yeah when he just said "period blood" like it was nothing and that nobody even thought twice...till he went on...🤣🤣🤣
And borsh is not even russian -_-
the man's a natural, doesn't speak the language, and without a translator. still makes everyone laugh. 14:22
the Chernobyl joke is so true, that's what happened with Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan and other bomb testing sites
The Soviet Union collapse .
Blaz Blaz no he’s saying that the places where the nuke sites were were removed from the Soviet Union because the land was ruined essentially
@Blaz Blaz what the fuck lmao are you an idiot? Do you know anything about Russian history?
Kyrgyzstan? damn didn't expect to see someone mention my shithole country lol.
Double Jacket Jimmy what happened in kyrgystan??
Your Men’s Fashion bit at 10 minutes made me shit my pants I was laughing so hard. You two have effortless chemistry and your skit comedy is severely underrated.
“You put people in cages too...sick” 😂😂
i went to kiev and i swear to god we had a katya that looked just like her showing us round and translating, maybe they have a warehouse full of em over there
Or (and that's more likely) you're just shit at remembering people's faces.
Where do i get mine?
JaredFromSubway88 how do I order mine?
I went to Poland and found my Katya, the best experience ive had
Kurt Lee, what a thirsty looser you are, lol
Couldn’t get some at home? 🤣🤣🤣
Not only does he offend Americans but Russians too, this guy really has no fear to say what's he gotta say.
what day is it?
and that's awesome
anything offends americans
Balls of steel
first stand up: 0:00
second stand up: 11:45
third stand up: 17:38
Hotaro Mishisaki not all hero’s wear capes...
I need this on every video of his.
🐐
We need a time stamp for the fashun bit
The youtube algorithm ain't shit for recommending this now lol
Andrew looks scared shitless when he’s on stage in Russia
Katya can get it
The girl in your picture can get it🤣
One hundred percent
joseluisgam26 she can get that pimple off her nose
She did get it, that's why she overslept!!
@@cameron7319 That's just a target bro.
16:47 I was like this boi is gonna get an ankle brace in Russia too 😂
This man gone get ARRESTED in Russia too
Oh damn ya!
Jeezus, I can't imagine how hard it is being a standup comedian, but this dude takes it up a notch and performs with extra obstacles like having a foreign language audience.
Well....is not like he manages a very sophisticated level of english. A lot of them speaks the language, plus they had an interpreter for the ones that didnt.
Makes the first joke... Watches reaction... Seems to be like yep, it's ok to proceed 😂
Andrew's face reminds me of the main character Niko from GTA4
Damn Andrew single handedly ended the Cold War again with the Benjamin joke
@6:25 "she overslept"...and that *SMILE*......Bruh she overslept b/c Andrew probably blew her back out all night. HAHAHAHA
Facts
Blue chew!!!!!
WILD!
This is just the truth and nobody can deny it ... we know those faces said it all
I gotta fuck a chick with Blue Chew!
4:20 His eyes when when he said blacks only....I'm weak! 🤣🤣💀
what did that joke mean?
Andrew seems like a cool guy to hang out with. Never a dull moment!
At least for a couple of hours....more than that, I wouldnt be so sure.
14:26 - 14:32 I wasn't ready for that lmao. that was quick thinking, spot on comedy right there
Impressed how you seem to always do your research/are informed. The serious bit about Russia and the arts was a pro move, very true, very impressed with that.
Andrew Schulz has been on the road for a little while but is relatively new compared to the old schoolers of comedy still working . Right now I think he's the freshest name in comedy, he's rising to become one this generation's most iconic artist, he's great now, I can imagine what the future holds.
Yep. For me, he is the second stand-up comedian after Louie Ck that I really liked. I tried others (Like Bill Burr) , but they were all the same boring comedians for me). I like that he just says things right into your face.
@@russianvoodoo louis ck is the greatest performer, not just comedian.
@@khalifwriter.7765 Well, I don't really know what you mean by that.
Honestly he is doing better than a lot of the old schoolers. He has a net worth around 3 million if I am not mistaken. Compare that to Joey Diaz, Theo Von, Bobby Lee, a lot of the LA comics that have been in the game a long time and he is killing it by comparison.
@@James-dn8dh I love how you compare everything by money in the west. I don't a give a fuck who's making more money, I only care about the honest comedy that reaches even guys from Russia like me.
Andrew killing it on the world stage tho
Definitely an experience for him. When he got back at that comedian. Improv off the dome!!
"Ukraine has nothing to do with Russia" that didn't age well
It did age well. Because it's a Crimea.
@@danielmelgar8918 let's not get into specifics it's just a lil joke
@@mwurk5000 Ukraine about to be Russia. They have much to do with one another. LOL.
@@mwurk5000 stupid sheeple humor
War is a racket. Wake up before they rule us all in the way we were warned of
I started laughing to tears so hard when dude started smacking his back with those leaves.
Damn, that drunk 5 AM scooby doo part! You should visit Saint Petersburg as well, dude! You're gonna love it!
V peteri peeets. Best place to get drunk
Больше всего хочу посетить Петер. Культурная столица России.
@@craigcrissman4651 Тебе там понравится. Он очень (как мы говорим) душевный (от слова душа). У него свой вайб.
@@russianvoodoo когда я учился в Латвии я пытался посетить там но из-за санкций (это было в 2014) мою визу отказали
@@craigcrissman4651 эх. у меня через Тиндер появилась одна знакомая из Феникса. Она тоже хотела в Россию. Но сейчас видимо из за коронавируса всё будет закрыто ещё год или больше. Ну, что поделаешь. Надеюсь у тебя получится позже. Я тоже бы хотел в США слетать, но для нас это очень дорого. А я часть детства провёл с Washington DC (1988-1991). Хотел бы посмотреть как там всё изменилось.
Im looking at the comment section and no one is talking about 10:09 that shit was a masterpiece😂😂🤣😭
That is exactly what I was checking for too LOL.
If you're gay as fuck.
Looks like an old spice ad
found the russian- @@kevinsnyder1390
7:17 - WHERE DID U GET WEED IN RUSSIA BRO? Lmao
Exactly!
You can get anything in Slavic countries, fixer will hook you up, translator, who ever
It's a big crime?
@@friedsugar2701 nah, we're all smoking weed out here. It's about 10-15$ a gram
@@user-pp1cx6zh5v $15 a gram damn.
Taking laxatives not at home is Russian roulette. Pun intended.
Yooo when he said "I have zapor" lmao i started dying. Man I wish I could be there to translate this is too funny
Hands down best in the game right now. If there’s a debate about that, there’s no debate the belt is up in the air. Hardest working team congrats guys. Killing it.
17:15 is the start of the greatest moment in comedy history
Scooby doo got me laughing hard.
We didn't get to know who won the black Russian total
The tour guide is now "missing" LOL Where did you find your crew, CraigsList Russia? lmao
@6:23 She had the I got smashed BRAZZERS look while still wearing the same jacket from the day before.
They definitely fucked haha
That's so awesome that you have a translator uniting comedy amongst everyone! I hope you can go to other nations outside America with a similar translation approach, and bring your humour international.
14:30 that was phenomenal Andrew.
Vladimir....what's your real name ...🤣🤣🤣🤣.that's some smart ass comedy
When Andrew has his hair down over his forehead he looks like a Russian
this dude is becoming one of my fav comedians.
Same bro.. These 20 minutes were SOOOOO fucking funny man. I dont laugh so much at mfs comedy specials man.. Genius
@@AsherKjhad How about now?
First time I've seen Andrew kinda shaky and nervous. Can't blame him tho. Mad props to him for his performance.
If you were the only one who saw it, because it just doesn't look like it. A strange dictatorship in which an American goes to Russia to take the piss out of Putin without being arrested, don't you think? He had nothing to worry about, the image being painted of Russia is just a Western media construct.
One day in Russia and Andrew already sporting the absolute Slav hairstyle.
P. S. The show was fantastic, by the way. Mark was also great!
The joke at 1min30 aged well haha!
6:22 that's the smile of a man who went all the way in bro :D
Nice now come to Poland we are like worst Russia
at least you have Pasha London School
Don't be too harsh on yourself brother
Nah bro, I'm American but I think Poland is fucking awesome. I think the only reason Poland was ever shitty was because it was constantly being invaded, but it seems to have mostly recovered from that now. Also, shout out to the Winged Hussars for saving western civilization.
@@neilpbrown Fellow Hardcore History buff?
@emiliyan yankov.. aahhh i see a man of culture as well xD :3
14:22 he did him dirty😂😂😂they don’t even know each other yet 😭😭
"Her cousin made your jacket" This line fucking KILLED me 😂
9:45 "You look like Schoolboy Queer" hahaha. I lost it. The perfect roast
"Winter Will Come " 😂😂
At 4:29, it's new arbat street, they ate just across from where I live lol.... I can't believe I missed this lol!!
The cold war is over 😆😆
Hahaha I knew at some point after my subscription a Syria joke would come
I never thought it would be in Russia tho
It’s easy to get offended tbh but I love you and I think your jokes are outstandingly smart
All the love from Syria🇸🇾🇸🇾❤️❤️❤️
At 6:22 Andrew’s doing the classic “I had you” pose with the camera. That’s why she looks away smiling. Been there done that
"And you said there was a Black's only water fountain..."
This is Russian Borscht made with Beets, onions, period blood 🩸 "
😱 he has no filter!
I always think it's hard to roast ppl but still remain respectful and generally pc-correct, but Andrew manages to do it every time!
Lmfaooooo when he pulled out the $100! 😂
That was really good.
@acebasespace need a translator to be honest. I wanna know what he was saying
@acebasespace let me copy-paste my comment from another thread:
You're talking about that guy behind him? Well, he (in his own manner that he uses for his stand-ups), was lazily trying to precisely "explain" Andrew's joke. Like at 14:18 he says: "So, let me tell ya what Andrew did here with his joke (how did he construct that joke)". So he basically was kind of mocking/trolling him and the same time making his own comedy by analyzing Andrews joke under the microscope. And that's where Andrew quickly interrupted it by comparing that guy with a face on his money, That was quick and smart. It's actually cool that even here, in a foreign condition he can make his own comedy no matter what. I'm from Moscow and my really jealous that I missed it.
Yoooooo, the 2hrs later part was insane!
Y’all stooooooopid!
Scooby doobie do😂😂😂💀
Scooby dooby Doo where are you!!🤣
It's weird watching this video in 2022
WTF JUST HAPPENED at 17:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Day drinking
@@mrhuntalot123 It's more like early morning
Remy Martin it was 5am or something
Morning drinking
Andrew such an asshole 😆
best fashion segment so far - pure filmmaking :)
The last thing that I thought I would see today is Andrew's butt 😂😂😂😂wtf. Bro tht "scooby dooby doo " was hilarious
3:55 - Daaammmnnnn, what up Katya?!?!?!?! You BETTER at least try and smash Katya's beans in!
Schultz smashed Katya that 1st night!! The 1st & 2nd day are like night & day, she wayyyyy more comfortable around him
Who wants Andrew in India?
Second highest English speaking population after USA. So no problem of language.
@@freshfruitz7460 lol nah g that's all some right wing bullshit
@@freshfruitz7460 Nah, He'll just do his set and fly away. He don't have to live here to deal with the law.
@@mdhv look, I'm a RW guy, and I'd absolutely love Andrew come to India for a show
@@vishalgiraddi5357 You're shit dude...US controls india, there's no way India can arrest him or shit...US gonna drill yo ass in that case my boy
@@CerealKilIer Yeah US controls india , that's why our defence minister made deals with iran few days ago
This is geniously put together too.. been a while since I laughed so hard dude thx..
4:30 - the moment you show up on the screen & you are in front… KING👑
Ahhh this ain’t aged well 😂😂😂 welp Russia today :)
OMG I DIED when he said "Scooby dooby doo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣