Uncle Roger Review NICK DIGIOVANNI Fried Rice
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- čas přidán 18. 09. 2021
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Nick DiGiovanni is chef and Masterchef finalist. He make pretty good ramen last time, can he make egg fried rice?
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Thank you for review Uncle Roger 🥺 I’n happy I made you proud. Now what do I cook for you next…
cook Phở
@@dinoong9795 i dont think you said it right
Good cooking, Nick.
@@dinoong9795 he is nephew nick
😂
Uncle Roger is the only guy who would call his sponsors "failure".
I laugh at that part lol
They knew that Uncle would judge them 😂
i prefer that kinda of adversting over the regular stuff... this way it might actually stick in my mind
adam ragusea took that personally
Ikr everybody is so positive about their sponsors except Uncle Roger
I like how Uncle Roger is the standard for Food CZcamsrs
An og
"you can toss me if you want"
*insert true uncle roger voice* "sorry children."
that hit my heart in the middle
It doesn’t matter how many times I hear Nigel use his actual voice, it still catches me off guard everytime.
Copied comment but ok
@@justadey_ who did I copy? I mean I guess if it’s true for other ppl someone might’ve commented it b4, but I didn’t take it from anyone else
Uncle roger pls read, can you review Jamie Oliver attending Thai cooking competition and fail with the lowest score in history?
Same
Asians all over the world now wishing they got rich doing yellowface food critic videos 😂. Indians, this format is still yours for the taking but your food sucks anyway.
I wanna see Jamie’s reaction of Uncle Roger literally dissing him in his every single weejio 🤓
Me too 😂
@@mrnigelng that would be funny
@@mrnigelng Uncle roger pls read, can you review Jamie Oliver attending Thai cooking competition and fail with the lowest score in history?
He's too much of a snob for that, so every roast serves him right.
Ain't gonna happen. Mr Olive Oil is scared of Uncle Roger because he keeps exposing him and his lack of knowledge of pretty much everything that has to do with cooking.
My grandma usually made fried rice with crispy rice but the crispy rice was made from the wok when she made the fried rice itself not from the white rice. It's so good actually.
Crispy rice can be used in fried rice but it has to be deep fried in oil until its crispy brown and separated.
I don't think it does
Uncle Roger deserves a Nobel prize in education , he has forever changed how the world makes egg fried rice
@umbah umbah ayo stop
the world? No how western people make egg fried rice? Yes
No just white people
big yes
"The only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving."
*Elon Musk sheds a single tear*
@umbah umbah Find something better to do.
Oh yeah forgot that Nick owns a Tesla
@umbah umbah czcams.com/users/SrJ0BnmtfpA
@@yankmyass i assumed that was a bot.
very funny joke
Like how uncle roger says don’t pour a entire bag of msg but in one of his videos he said there is no such thing as enough msg lol
Canonically, he learned his lesson that there is such as thing as too much msg in one of the videos with Auntie Liz. He added way too much to his fried rice in that video 🤣
ohhh
As a Persian I’m happy that he made tahdig with it, but would like to point something out. Tahdig means bottom of the rice pot in Persian and can be made with oil at the bottom of the pan or with a piece of bread
thx for the translation
Lessgo I’m persian too. Sometimes I make tahdig with potato
Uncle Roger videos are like the MSG to my day. Adds that extra flavor, truly magnificent.
@Thx ❤ Didn’t I lock you up in my prison?
I accept
Of course msg is so important just like uncle roger’s videos
czcams.com/video/dGz86VVmvhw/video.html🤣🤣
Madison square garden? Kidding haha
"SPF as important as MSG" -Uncle Roger mark the words of wisdom guys
What is SPF?
@@azzzanadra sun protection factor - a measure of how strong your sunscreen is.
10:45 there was rice in the metal spatula already 💀💀💀
You know you've watched to much uncle Roger when you start thinking with his voise
*voice ;>)
Uwu sowy
there's not such a thing as "too much Uncle Roger", Uncle Roger is just like MSG: the more the better
Can we talk about how this man just called MIT graduates failures because they didn’t go to Harvard in a sponsored ad. That’s amazing.
Edit: I’m half Vietnamese so I do get the pressure. I get it. My parents aren’t as strict. But I have uncles who are and I see the effects on my cousins.
Sponsors seeing this: years of training wasted!
🤣
Sometimes I do wonder about the childhood trauma that prompted this kind of humor xD
Ya I can easily buy your way into Harvard but not MIT! So harder to get in FYI
Being asian tends to do that to you. You may see uncle Roger as a normal guy here, but he gets 'nam flashbacks whenever an educational institution is mentioned.
“Don’t do that! It’s wok, not gong!” Brought me back to my childhood in the kitchen with grandma
Dinggggg g g g g.,lol 😎
lol if u look closely, it actually made a small dent in the wok
Ahahahaha~
My mom lost one of her lovely wok because my 'mini concert'. 😂😂
@@69cheesyfries did it actually?
@@MoonStarDust_ this was before I knew that woks already have a small flattened area on the bottom 😅 so I noticed that after he banged them together and thought he had dented it💀
7:05 "Uncle Nick, you welcome to toss uncle roger anytime" 💀
Some else boutta get spanked 😂💀
4:29 HAD ME DYING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂
Me, didn't watch the master chef: "Who is this guy?"
Uncle Roger: "Master chef final, can't afford rice cooker."
Me: "Aaaah..."
Same
Not same
LMAO
SAMEE
Same no clue
Jamie Oliver’s restaurant was called fifteen, because that’s how many minutes it was open.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ooh, that is a good one!!!!🤣
Boom roasted
@@NickDiGiovanni yo
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10:13 uncle roger, come on, did you not hear him? he put pork fat, the flavouring in crispy rice is normally in the oil. Crispy rice is also something that absorbs the flavouring, this is not how it is usually made, it is put in the bottom of a pan so the seasoning from the top of the rice seeps down to to the bottom, it gives a lot of flavour. edit, the crispy rice name written in Farsi (or Persian as nick calls it ) literally translates to bottom of pan, spelt " tahdig "
Nick, Vincenzo and Uncle Roger, the holy Trinity.
Nick- the young apprentice who takes on challenges
Vincenzo - the lovable experienced sage.
Uncle Roger - the myth, the legend , the one who keeps the team in check.
As the sun rises, these 3 are on an adventure to stop the pain of chilli jam, olive oil drowning people, and bringing the fight to the evil warlord.......Jamie Oliver
Haiyaaa! No credit for Auntie Liz? Someone gonna get smacked with colander!
Why you leave out Uncles Wang Gang and Gordon? They know what they are doing too, as does Auntie Liz. They gotta have some major roles.
@@SigHDucK5 You mean get smacked with wok, right? Wok is very versatile for cooking and hitting, and it can be heavy. Colanders are super light.
Haha, yes would be Auntie Hersha for colander!
okay, i'll wait for the netflix adaptation
Uncle Roger roasts everyone, even his sponsor.
yep
Uncle roger pls read, can you review Jamie Oliver attending Thai cooking competition and fail with the lowest score in history?
@Mazuyak I’m not sure.it’s pretty old. My father told me about it. It might be a tv show. I would try to find it.
czcams.com/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/video.html
@@thefolder3086 WHERE????? Where??? Please!
"wasting egg haiyaa"
uncle roger is so good at making me laugh
“put your hand on steering haiyai”
*haiyaa
Love watching Nick comment on uncle Roger's weejios🤧
6:27 nick is like a 3 year old kid playing with utensils and uncle roger is like his dad
Ikr🤣
why not his uncle?
His *Asian* dad
YES AHAHHAHA 💀
Imagine your 3 year old son being a master chief finalist
Honestly the bloopers where you crack up at your own jokes is so good. Never take that or "sorry children" out
But what if the children like me understand it
@@boah-ist65 it honestly doesn’t matter that much if you do not like then don’t watch the bloopers
Same
0:25 0:33
@@boah-ist65 I don’t how old are you but you definitely aren’t supposed to be watching uncle roger or anyone on CZcams below the age of 13. I advise you to use CZcams Kids but if you are over the age of 13 then you are supposed to understand his jokes as they are mainly meant for teenagers during puberty.
This has been the best banter yet between CZcamsrs omfg I am dying at work.
4:37 if any of you didn't know Nick was doing the motion of fishing or holding a fishing rod lmao
"the only thing worst than drunk driving, is NOBODY driving" had me dead 😂😂😂
Lol he driving a tesla tho btw al is vell 🙂🤌🏻
@@kevinpcrispin until a tire explodes haiyaaa
“You want some?”
“No!”
That poor cashier knew what was coming
Probably ptsd from mr chili jam lol
@@alien209 fr 💀
As an Asian, I wont be tempted to eat egg fried rice from a white guy buying a wok today( I can make it anyway)
nick is Italian its in his genes to use his hands to speak 👀
he literally said he's Persian in the video..........
@@ReMiXNeoNZz he said in master chef that hes italian it was literally his argument to be appointed the leader of his team in a challenge
@@KiaraVanReenen I've never seen American Masterchef, so I'll take your word for it
@@ReMiXNeoNZz It's possible, and even common to have more than one culture in your genetic background
Are you silly
when uncle roger said "Don't od on msg" he was speaking from experience
Nephew Nigel is the real MVP for letting Uncle Roger crash at his new spot. I hope Aunty Helen is living in a lightning struck cardboard box.
Why are you so dark, are you sure you’re not from an Asian DC universe
u mean a wooden box deep underground?
@@cormachuynh5643 Ikr, he was so dark the American police shot him
@@cormachuynh5643 i understood that reference
@@Banana-ot8eq oh no
Who made a better Egg Fried Rice, Nick or Me? 😍😍😍🤌
both good :)
You
your mum lol
@@NoahheinxGamerYchannel yes?
Both are good
4:42 he’s not dancing, he’s pretending to fish the fish
I’m happy nick knew about other cultures like Persian rice tadig! It’s truly the best
Uncle Roger, nephew Nick needs to use his hands while he talks in the weejio. He’s Italian, he can’t communicate effectively if he isn’t using his hands. It’s like SPF is as important as MSG.
He is Persian
Persian from his mom’s side Italian from his dad’s side.
@@crypto.francis5433 oh cool I have never known that thanks
@@crypto.francis5433 his ancestors must be spinning in their graves lol
@@fariedzfazley3264 You should have known from his name "DiGiovanni" that he is half-Italian haha，but it's ok my friend.
Uncle Roger has a strong right arm, because his other arm reminds him that Auntie Helen LEFT him
What if he just beats off alot
9:48 😂😂😂
3:36
its another nsfw joke lmao
6:19 I think he was separating the egg whites
But he is still Wasting the whites
9:39 sorry children
Uncle Roger: MSG is the king of flavour
Nick: Say no more ( *put whole packet of MSG* )
Lol i died 😂
My heart is stop while i watch a ton of msg like that 💀
"Don't OD on MSG" Uncle Roger you need to make this a shirt for your nieces and nephews..
I was ur 100th like
That would be a best seller
Oh here’s the my video:czcams.com/video/FzWYpv9NYW0/video.html
1:27 feeling like i L I W I N G in construction site H A I Y A
Thats the the same brand my school uses for their shirts/hoodies
Uncle Roger literally said “ FAILURE ” to his sponsors. 🤣🤣 DAMN!
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE* 🤣🤣
At this point, uncle roger probably should make an egg fried rice tier list.
fax
Just buy the cheapest one you can get, they are all the same.
@Just a guy who's a hero for fun they are. if you only make rice the cheapest option is the best. They are easier to clean too.
Yes!
First spot will definitely goes to nephew joshua/uncle gordon
For iron wok, you should burn your new wok until it's black before you use it to fried anything.
"The only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving."
... Says Uncle Roger, when we're in the age of self-driving cars XD
Theory: Nephew Nigel lets Uncle Roger live with him rent free because he gets his channel views 📈
Why in the world did I read this Uncle Roger style
@@elchugilito wait so are you into him you sussy boy
@@samuraiboi2735 yes Jesus, so into him he can be my next chinese stir fry
@@elchugilito wow thats very naughty of you🥵
@@elchugilito la, d4
"What are you making?"
"Fried rice. You want some?"
"No." 😂
czcams.com/video/fL0NySP4amo/video.html .,.
That was hilarious. I chuckled hard at that. Had to pause the weejio
Why would one say "yes" to a stranger's cooking in this context? Nobody does that.
Still, yes that was a funny moment.
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I know I'm late to the party but when Uncle Roger moved his hands like Nicky D, I thought ....damn he speaks Italian too 🤣🤌 love your vids fellas! 👏👏👏
Krispy rice is the way to say in english the real way is C-on-c-on with a haspanic accent, and it can't be clumped up. It should be completely brown yellowish. Being hispanic myself I should know this already
Nephew nick always brings out the “sorry children” in uncle Roger lol
Nephew Nick tries for dirty humor but comes off vulgar and childish, not funny, while Uncle Roger has it down, just a little dirty inuendo and the "sorry children" just makes his even funnier. There is a line between vulgar and humorous, Nephew Nick hasn't figured that out yet.
7:08 bro look how his voice change 100 speech skills
Omg just found out that Nick is Persian. Tahdig is literally the best thing ever. Even more heavenly with saffron
bro i start dying every time he says “sorry children” shit has me dead
anyone else appreciate the effort he puts into these videos? The edits are simple, but they make the video so much better
Exactly
9:45 Uncle Roger: "Since Auntie Helen left, Uncle Roger forearm muscle also get so strong. BUT ONLY THIS ONE HAND"
lmao
we always of scorched the rice in fried rice a bit because not only its delicious, but the texture of scorched rice is addictive
7:18 Nick got me there I got a heart attack for a moment
Uncle Roger roasted his own sponsors. Talking 'out balls.
@Bebeqhu0rl well, if you didn't get the joke, "asian" people only knew Harvard and Oxford..
@@frandzederick Exactly haha
Uncle Roger: The only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving..
**sad Tesla AutoDriving mode noises**
🤣🤣🤣 funny
Well would you like to be my friend on discord
Uncle Roger appears to be unfamiliar with the Mediterranean driving style.
Uncle Rogers In outtakes, your smile is so cute😍
6:27 when uncle roger say THAT WOK NOT GONG I can completely relate to this
I think the reason for Nick hand movement is probably his inner Italian
He's Persian though 🤦🏾♀️
@@cfoster6804, for your info, Digiovanni is an Italian last name so he most definitely has close Italian ancestors.
Not even Italians gesture that much, that’s just his own thing 😂
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"The only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving" looks like Uncle Roger never watch transformers haiya...
Transformers are auto-driving...
Dark Energon is like Cybertronian MSG
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Hi
@@emhgarlyyeung yes
Worse then drunk driving
This was hilarious all the way through 🤣
7:06 I love how his voice changes here
@10:27
uncle roger: "50-50 sometime it good sometime it feel like you have covid"
me: yep. thats the Schrödinger's egg fried rice.
Okay... It's official now, Uncle Roger is a Master of Egg Fried Rice. You need minimum of certified chefs to acknowledge him, 3 big Chef personalities to shout him out, and finally his name becoming synonymous with egg fried rice.
czcams.com/video/fL0NySP4amo/video.html .,.
when uncle rooger says "too much MSG" hes facial expresion says haiyah but in his heart is foiyoh
Those looking for a cook Find a person who lovves to cook and person who loves to eat. Perfect match lol 😂
Nick here looks genuine ly loving to cook that he is just flowing with happiness and energy. At 4:28
This could apply to anyone.
Also the double forearm at 9:37 is 😂
Lollll "Box wine, for poor people, Haiyaaaaa"
Ok
You're late man. Where's your bro "Just Some Guy without a Moustache"?
You are every where like always
OOH EARLY POG
Ray mak is back at it again
Did anyone notice how the seller said "NO!!!" When Nick asked if she wants any of HIS rice 😆
Workers at Asian markets around the world must be so sick of seeing Western noob fried-rice cooks by now.
@@theantipope4354, really? Then why the heck do they sell products in Western countries? They can't just rely on the sales to other Asians, they would be out of business in a month. PD I'm white and I make proper Asian food on a daily basis.
@@axel.lessio Okay, mr.smartypants.
@@ReptilianTeaDrinker, wow, had a bad day? I wasn't even replying to you, not sure why you randomly decided to bully me.
@@axel.lessio how self absorbed
"Tye only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving."
~ Uncle Roger
🤣🤣🤣
I love the outtakes there so funny
Who else feels Uncle Roger's breath in their neck, everytime you cook egg fried rice? I made some today and I always heard "nonoNONONO! Noooo *sighs*" when I did something weird ^^
It actually happened to me this morning and it freaked me out
But my egg fried rice became better (not at their level)
Yeah i keep hearing "nonoNONO Haiyaaaaa *echoes of failure*
actually that would be a great idea for a video game
fr every time i cook rice in a pot i feel so ashamed
I fucked up my rice the last time i made bimibap and I could hear Uncle Roger go ''If rice to wet you fucked up'' and ''NO NO DON'T USE COLANDER!'' I felt very ashamed of myself :P
7:22
Good job, Nick for prank Nigel ng
Getting a review from Uncle Roger is the biggest honor ever
Missed pun opportunity. "Have a rice day!"
Where I used to work we had two goofy shirts, one that said "wok this wai" (Manager's name) and "it's eggcellent!"
8:54 *SHOTS FIRED*
There is a cat similar to yours at one of my favorite Chinese restaurants. I told the Chinese lady running the restaurant it was a "High 5" cat because it's arm could swing back and forth after lightly fist bumping or high fiving it. Either she's really polite or genuinely amused. Either way I tip about 20 to 25% because the food and service is so good.
The cat is waving "come in"
The cat is actually part of Chinese culture! It's called a Zhao Cai Mao (招财猫) in Mandarin, meaning "cat who beckons luck" so it's really common to see in lots of Chinese restaurants. The waving arm is the cat "ushering" in good luck to everyone around it!
It's called a prosperity cat. It ushers in prosperity for the owner.
Omg Uncle Roger is the funniest persons I've seen😂😂
I like these weejios 👌🏽
"Don't do that, wok not gong" funniest thing Uncle Roger's ever said!
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Seriously, every time I come here I always learn some important detail about fried rice or cooking. The comedy is just the icing on the cake.
Hopefully it wasn't that "garlic goes in first because it takes a while to release its fragrance" because that's just dead ass wrong! Hopefully it was don't take cooking tips from a comedian. Just enjoy the comedy.
@@turt1e maybe it's not quite true, but in asian cooking, garlic and onion/shallot do always come first bcs it adds aroma to the oil.
6:27 HAIYAA DON'T DO THAT THAT WOK NOT GONA HAD ME DYING 😅🤣🙈💀
4:06 I think that uncle Roger doesn't know that nick has a tesla
Uncle Roger’s video is never complete without us hearing him roast Jamie Oliver!😅
Def never gets old.
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10:56
Thats wt i ask my girlfriend
5:09
gives a whole new meaning to *black on the outside, white in the inside*
5:43 "Master Chef final, cant afford rice cooker...so sad" I'm dead lmao
RIP
You know he was in actual shock at 7:17 when his real voice came out the moment the whole bag of MSG was poured into the wok lol.
Nice catch and thanks for the timestamp.
when he said....failure
it reminded me of steven he...saying his son failure for almost everything...its truly hilarious
the CL reference 🤣 9:22
Can we all appreciate the fact that this fella never disappointed us with his content. 🤚
9:47 took me a couple seconds to understand, but couldn’t stop laughing for minutes.
I died I wasn't expecting that from him. This guy is hilarious 😂