THIS YOUTUBER CHALLENGE UNCLE ROGER (Joshua Weissman)

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  • @JoshuaWeissman
    @JoshuaWeissman Před 3 lety +190456

    I feel like I’ve been knighted by the queen. I promise to close my eyes and throw more things into the pan. Shoutout to my cleaners. ❤️

  • @starcrystal2580
    @starcrystal2580 Před 3 lety +3090

    Auntie Helen: it's either me or msg
    Uncle Roger: *it's* *divorce* *then*

  • @afikkusan
    @afikkusan Před rokem +974

    "He think money grow on tree"
    This is by far the most Asian quote ever spoken by every parents in history of Asian civilization.

    • @paulchung9921
      @paulchung9921 Před rokem +14

      Just recently said it to my daughter.

    • @guacamol.e
      @guacamol.e Před rokem +1

      Koreans say sth along the line of "think you can just DIG for money?" So yeah, pretty much

    • @hhuumm
      @hhuumm Před rokem +3

      Indians use that a lot too

    • @sebastiangreen2364
      @sebastiangreen2364 Před rokem +3

      @@hhuumm everybody says it

    • @ssnow5516
      @ssnow5516 Před rokem +7

      i be like. no but money was the tree at one point. ITS PAPER. then my mom back hand me

  • @neesarahmed777
    @neesarahmed777 Před rokem +3545

    "If you poor, just buy $25 random rice cooker, and then get Zojirushi when you have your shit together"
    Words to live by!

    • @temujinkhan6326
      @temujinkhan6326 Před rokem +19

      but we know the truth the poor will buy something they can't afford it's like buying a brand-new sports car when they should be buying a used or lower end car.

    • @tempest83
      @tempest83 Před rokem +4

      I still have my old rice cooker. It still works and I don't throw out machines that work.

    • @martinedezoete9565
      @martinedezoete9565 Před rokem +43

      @@temujinkhan6326 This is so incredibly elitist, I can't.

    • @elasticsynapsis9330
      @elasticsynapsis9330 Před rokem +13

      @@temujinkhan6326 Classist much 🧐

    • @maxmotors9497
      @maxmotors9497 Před rokem

      Christmas gifts are always kitchen oriented in the last few years for my family haha

  • @Vercci1
    @Vercci1 Před 3 lety +11625

    This guy's fried rice looks like it went to a private school

    • @zizzors9314
      @zizzors9314 Před 3 lety +166

      Underrated.
      Or perhaps it's too early

    • @mlssrsevenseven8160
      @mlssrsevenseven8160 Před 3 lety +56

      Underrated comment my guy

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 Před 3 lety +220

      Funny enough, this guy used to work at a high end restaurant that had little tolerance for any errors made by the chefs. Probably explains the vibe he gives

    • @loleeem
      @loleeem Před 3 lety +9

      😂😂😂

    • @DanishAli-gw9ke
      @DanishAli-gw9ke Před 3 lety +76

      His in n out "but better" burger looks like it went to harvard

  • @godless_goddess5985
    @godless_goddess5985 Před 2 lety +4131

    "He look more like guy who own more Bitcoin than friend." Uncle Roger's roast game is *ON POINT*

    • @edwardtan7283
      @edwardtan7283 Před 2 lety +13

      1 bit coin with no friends must be sad life.

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger Před 2 lety +13

      Impossible money buys friends.

    • @laszlobandi6456
      @laszlobandi6456 Před 2 lety +7

      so sad, i wanna sell my friends for bitcoin too. i accept etherium as well.

    • @rustyshackleford6992
      @rustyshackleford6992 Před 2 lety

      "I wonder if he use finger test on his girlfriend?!" Ooof

  • @hhq9423
    @hhq9423 Před rokem +320

    In all honesty, whenever I cook following the recipe to the T, I mess it up. So I just eyeball everything and throw spices into it. That's what makes my cooking good.

    • @paulchung9921
      @paulchung9921 Před rokem +5

      It's why the best chefs are big and fat. You just have to taste and eyeball all your creations.

    • @hhq9423
      @hhq9423 Před rokem +6

      @@paulchung9921 I dun think so. There are many chefs who are good at cooking and physically fit.

    • @Iprodeltaelite
      @Iprodeltaelite Před rokem

      @@hhq9423 false. Every single chef ever is fat and ugly

  • @rubycheng9643
    @rubycheng9643 Před 9 měsíci +122

    As a Taiwanese and a fried rice lover, I must say his fried rice looks reallllly good! It’s like fancy (maybe unaffordable) fried rice served in a high-end, authentic Chinese restaurant 🤤
    BTW, using a drainer to wash rice is in fact a much more convenient method comparing to washing rice in a pot cuz in this way, the rice wouldn’t be scattered everywhere when drained. I’ve learned this from a Taiwanese chef youtuber and found it very useful.

  • @skyebunny777
    @skyebunny777 Před 3 lety +11011

    dang he got that Zojirushi. Rolex of Rice Cooker.

    • @animesoul167
      @animesoul167 Před 3 lety +417

      I love how Uncle Roger is so cheap with everything but a rice cooker!

    • @what7681
      @what7681 Před 3 lety +159

      @@animesoul167 gotta make that rice PERFECT

    • @drazi6322
      @drazi6322 Před 3 lety +44

      @@animesoul167 rice cooker everything laa

    • @edu1113
      @edu1113 Před 3 lety +46

      D fact that im not even aware of d brand must mean im piss poor

    • @aaunyea4799
      @aaunyea4799 Před 3 lety +2

      That's literally on my wishlist, I want it☺

  • @tiffanychau10
    @tiffanychau10 Před 3 lety +2583

    3:01 "If niece and nephews poor, just buy random $25 rice cooker. And then get Zojirushi when you have your sh*t together." LMAO thanks for being considerate of us Uncle Roger

    • @theantipope4354
      @theantipope4354 Před 3 lety +19

      Seriously though, any generic rice cooker will do a great job. If you pay more than $20-25, you're flushing money down the toilet.

    • @iyawakarehen
      @iyawakarehen Před 3 lety +49

      @@theantipope4354 if you pay over 25 /for a rice cooker that doesn't sing to you while it cooks your food/ you're flushing money down the toilet.

    • @TheHomicidalTendency
      @TheHomicidalTendency Před 3 lety +5

      have a $25 rice cooker, it was okay for a while but never came out perfect, kinda want to try this now.

    • @Its_rimus
      @Its_rimus Před 3 lety +10

      I have the panasonic rice cooker but doesnt have rice cooker pop haiyaa

    • @JesusOurLordandSavior
      @JesusOurLordandSavior Před 3 lety

      Tiger is a good brand, weve had it for over a decade now.

  • @jerichohandy8106
    @jerichohandy8106 Před rokem +46

    I love how Uncle Roger says that Joshua’s cleaner has to deal with so many dishes. Growing up in an asian household I thought the same thing. But then my wife said, “He probably just puts it all in the dishwasher”. I forgot those existed and I have one in my house

  • @roxyzilla7382
    @roxyzilla7382 Před rokem +2075

    one of my biggest issues with joshua weissman is actually how he just expects all his viewers to have all this expensive equipment to cook the same stuff he does, so seeing uncle roger point this out is actually quite entertaining.

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow Před rokem +538

      He doesn't expect anything. He knows, that he's "overdoing" it, but that is the ENTIRE point of his "But Better" series. He has two series of videos: "But Better", where he goes all out and overdoes stuff (like he does here) and "But Cheaper", where he actually does stuff, well, cheaper.

    • @thenegotiator1630
      @thenegotiator1630 Před rokem

      @@ThorsShadow these nibbas be having inferiority complex watching cooking videos.

    • @victorracioppi9821
      @victorracioppi9821 Před rokem

      I think he’s just an annoying douche. One of those guy you just wanna slap.

    • @weeb123
      @weeb123 Před rokem +26

      @@ThorsShadow true

    • @echo5440
      @echo5440 Před rokem +77

      @@ThorsShadow thats nice to hear. it makes sense that he’d go all out for that kinda series

  • @x.lungeli
    @x.lungeli Před 3 lety +2701

    If rice in bowl, eat with chopstick
    If rice in plate, eat with spoon
    If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out 😂

    • @Criclee
      @Criclee Před 3 lety +105

      If rice in bowl, plate, anything: H A N D S

    • @coolerplays3477
      @coolerplays3477 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Criclee no that's gross

    • @Criclee
      @Criclee Před 3 lety +65

      @@coolerplays3477 i just do it i’m malay 😂😂😂

    • @cuminandcinn3343
      @cuminandcinn3343 Před 3 lety +11

      @@coolerplays3477 let me guess, youre a gweilo

    • @Freudes_06
      @Freudes_06 Před 3 lety +39

      @@coolerplays3477 it's normal here in Malaysia... malay, chinese, indian... everyone does this

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Před 3 lety +15998

    Jamie Oliver is still getting his well deserved roasting

    • @-rum4572
      @-rum4572 Před 3 lety +99

      Here before this comment blows up

    • @wyvernranger6923
      @wyvernranger6923 Před 3 lety +23

      HEHE

    • @MrJamiesilaban
      @MrJamiesilaban Před 3 lety +87

      I used to like Jamie O but then he kept using rustic like using the letter E. Theeen he had this show about school food whatever. That was the final straw.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +5

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @bruceh9780
      @bruceh9780 Před 3 lety +95

      He's putting grapes on pizza now....he's getting worse.

  • @quintencedillo7863
    @quintencedillo7863 Před rokem +63

    As an Asian/white family, everytime my friends come over and see our rice maker, it’s like magic to them, and I never understood why you would make it yourself🤣, also that seriously is the best brand rice maker, parents were gifted one at their wedding 28 years ago and thing still works like it’s brand new, worth the price point %100

  • @eBoyGamer1106
    @eBoyGamer1106 Před rokem +18

    I'm laughing how Nick took tries to get the prestigious "Uncle" title, and Joshua only took one attempt to get it. LMAO

  • @nickt_274
    @nickt_274 Před 2 lety +15032

    "If rice in bowl, eat with chopsticks."
    "If rice in plate, eat with spoon."
    "If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, THROW IT OUT!"🤣🤣

    • @panjinurfadillah2489
      @panjinurfadillah2489 Před 2 lety +357

      And also if you are a body builder THROW JAMIE OLIVER also why not

    • @taho3692
      @taho3692 Před 2 lety +51

      @@panjinurfadillah2489 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is great!

    • @cool1justin928
      @cool1justin928 Před 2 lety +110

      But if rice in Kay kitchen, call CHILD SERVICES

    • @user-vt6jq6pf9c
      @user-vt6jq6pf9c Před 2 lety +17

      10:10 also very basic uncle roger accepts defeat 😂

    • @onoxable
      @onoxable Před 2 lety +56

      If rice in banana leaf , use hand.

  • @AndrewSlacks
    @AndrewSlacks Před 2 lety +3569

    "you're eating salt on crack, of course it hits"
    truer words have not been spoken

    • @Kingfelipethe1st
      @Kingfelipethe1st Před 2 lety +18

      Msg on more Crack then all of lawton oklahoma. I live in Lawton I can say that

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick Před 2 lety

      @@Kingfelipethe1st I was in Ft Sill back in '08, and trust me, one weekend leave and you already know.

  • @aoisonne1461
    @aoisonne1461 Před rokem +18

    Zojirushi definitely makes the best asian kitchen appliances, but is honestly overkill for like 90% of families out there. But if you do want to make really high quality dishes, it helps tons. The heat distribution of Zojirushi is a lot more even and controlled, which allows the grain to cook better and also to reduce the carby stuff from boiling over the top, which is especially important for Japanese koshihikari rice. Most cheap rice cookers use the "brute force" method of cooking rice which is crank the heat as high as possible and boil all the water off. Even so, it's still nicer than trying to make rice in a pot on the stove.

    • @obtuseangler768
      @obtuseangler768 Před 9 měsíci

      I guess.
      I put 1 part rice to 1.25 parts water in a pot in my stove, reach about 15 inches to my timer and turn my stove off when it beeps.
      The most time consuming part after getting my rice from the pantry is washing the crap out of it

  • @Technickcall
    @Technickcall Před rokem +12

    6:40 I thought he was going to say "Uncle Roger didn't know I have to own a yacht to make fried rice"

  • @shanjobanjo7977
    @shanjobanjo7977 Před 3 lety +1997

    Roast chicken: 30 mins
    Roast duck: 50 mins
    Roast Jamie Oliver: Whenever topic of fried rice comes up.

    • @faultline3936
      @faultline3936 Před 3 lety +8

      Well, yeah, he fucks it up quite badly. In my country, we eat rice 3x a day so I was greatly offended on how he did it as well. He totally killed it... In a very bad way.

    • @crumblebee6728
      @crumblebee6728 Před 3 lety +2

      what kinda baby chickens are you cooking that take 30 minutes to roast?

    • @huihuichee
      @huihuichee Před 3 lety

      hahahha

    • @uhno6771
      @uhno6771 Před 3 lety

      @@faultline3936 exactly

    • @princesscottoncandy6852
      @princesscottoncandy6852 Před 3 lety +1

      Hotel:Trivago

  • @kevinm5898
    @kevinm5898 Před 3 lety +2458

    "What is this teaspoon, tablespoon bullshit. You're making egg fried rice, not developing vaccine for covid."
    Had me dying. 😂

    • @kosyem
      @kosyem Před 3 lety +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kamikaz4560
      @kamikaz4560 Před 3 lety +18

      "You're so ANAL" bruh I died

    • @user-bd5jv2uj5f
      @user-bd5jv2uj5f Před 3 lety +10

      I can’t with Uncle Roger I fell out my bed laughing my sister thought I couldn’t breathe

    • @kevinm5898
      @kevinm5898 Před 3 lety +9

      @@user-bd5jv2uj5f I can't get enough. My wife is Asian and introduced me to him. I found him about a week ago, and I'm so stoked about having some good egg fried rice now. Gonna get all the ingredients and make it in my huge wok!

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl Před 3 lety +8

      The joke had you dying, but COVID won't.

  • @ggakola9080
    @ggakola9080 Před rokem +50

    9:19- Here in South India, we use our hands for eating rice

    • @leokan9860
      @leokan9860 Před rokem +1

      Not in public tho

    • @kingb9357
      @kingb9357 Před rokem +4

      @@leokan9860 Yeah We use hands to eat rice in home but in public we prefer spoon.

    • @sangeethasancharaya6870
      @sangeethasancharaya6870 Před rokem +3

      Many south asians and arabs do so

    • @dannygrio
      @dannygrio Před rokem

      sorry to say, but hands are the least in Indian food. lol If you watch some videos online of indian food.. Prove that higine is not excencial,

    • @joslinechristopher7936
      @joslinechristopher7936 Před rokem +2

      @@leokan9860 yeah we do use hands in public

  • @BababooeyYcho66T
    @BababooeyYcho66T Před 9 měsíci +19

    I don't often see Uncle Roger happy, but when I do, I love seeing some get their uncle/auntie crown.
    This does bring a smile to my face.

  • @darknessmoto9912
    @darknessmoto9912 Před 3 lety +2107

    Pappa’s biggest achievement here is getting Uncle Roger to let his real voice slip SEVERAL times throughout the video.

    • @starfish1037
      @starfish1037 Před 3 lety +4

      time stamps?

    • @odst1172
      @odst1172 Před 3 lety +5

      @@starfish1037 look at the outtakes

    • @AdachiCabbage
      @AdachiCabbage Před 3 lety +69

      @@starfish1037 1:58
      11:47
      11:54
      12:38
      13:01

    • @ryan123dean1
      @ryan123dean1 Před 3 lety +45

      Oh he always talks in his regular voice in the outtakes and the "sorry children"

    • @PvtJoker-gq5jq
      @PvtJoker-gq5jq Před 3 lety

      @@starfish1037 ka) @

  • @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984
    @Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984 Před 3 lety +2985

    I am a white guy. My Asian friends were impressed with how well my rice cooker made rice that they went and bought the same model.

  • @reyhang8608
    @reyhang8608 Před rokem +6

    Congrats Josh. Getting Unclehood is no small deal coming from Uncle Roger.

  • @kyeoptawerk93ah
    @kyeoptawerk93ah Před rokem +1

    the chef wan video is still my favorite vid to this day of uncle roger's. he matched uncle roger's energy so well haha

  • @DaisyRM
    @DaisyRM Před 3 lety +2546

    "do you use finger test on your girlfriend also?" I about died of laughter 😂

  • @christinalalsawmzuali7859
    @christinalalsawmzuali7859 Před 2 lety +6728

    Joshua that student who does alot of research uses a lot of equipment for his project to get an A Grade
    While Uncle Roger that guy who just makes it no effort and scores A Grade too xD

    • @takoandpotato8804
      @takoandpotato8804 Před 2 lety +138

      Like Goku and Vegeta , Where Goku is Prodigy and instant got power up by not even trying while Vegeta try hard and learning the hard way to achieve it lol

    • @christinalalsawmzuali7859
      @christinalalsawmzuali7859 Před 2 lety +9

      @@takoandpotato8804 OMG yes exactly

    • @time4toxic182
      @time4toxic182 Před 2 lety +17

      @@takoandpotato8804 huh vegeta had way more latent talent and a stronger bloodline he came out of the womb with stronger parents and he himself was stronger as a baby goku just trained harder

    • @takoandpotato8804
      @takoandpotato8804 Před 2 lety +10

      @@time4toxic182 and still second best and had to ask Bulma to use Capsules Gravity Chamber to Train him to become Saiyan 3rd mode 😂 and Ultra Instinct guess who get it first 🤣

    • @time4toxic182
      @time4toxic182 Před 2 lety +6

      @@takoandpotato8804 yea vegeta will never achieve ultra instinct bc he doesn’t have the mindset for it that’s why vegeta got a new form in the manga chapter I could spoil it but idk if you’ve seen it

  • @tacoshell3329
    @tacoshell3329 Před rokem

    these 2 are my absolute favorites

  • @bengo6487
    @bengo6487 Před rokem

    I agree, I'm a homecook with using no exact measurements on food except for a certain recipe or food with ingredients I'm not familiar with but anything else than that I just throw and estimate stuffs lol even in baking
    Just use less salt or my condiments needed then taste test until you got the right flavor you want

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction Před 3 lety +7877

    I love how Uncle Roger just dropped shade on Josh for making a dish that's too expensive and complicated when Josh also has a series called _But Cheaper_

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria Před 3 lety +541

      But you're forgetting that Josh made this rice specifically to impress uncle roger. He didn't compromise on the quality of his video, just like I never do

    • @danielretardo7075
      @danielretardo7075 Před 3 lety +68

      @dyslexic mitochondria I was curious about your username so I clicked on your profile. Your channel is a hidden gem bro

    • @kayneedlinson725
      @kayneedlinson725 Před 3 lety +13

      The irony's bloody good

    • @tomhappening
      @tomhappening Před 3 lety +18

      @dyslexic mitochondria Your channel is SO underrated dude

    • @IcyJane
      @IcyJane Před 3 lety +6

      i think he knows that, cuz he commented on one of but cheaper episode 🤔

  • @JyForFun
    @JyForFun Před 3 lety +1271

    "Don't worry, Uncle Roger single. Very confident in my right hand" - Who else can relate? HAHAHA
    "Sorry children!"

  • @mwkcheng
    @mwkcheng Před rokem

    The first video on the Lunar New Year. Finally CZcams got it right with the recommendations! Congrats nephew Joshua for becoming uncle Joshua.

  • @Sharky_1425
    @Sharky_1425 Před 2 měsíci

    The fact that he is not a chef and home cook but know a lot about cooking is just insane and his joke and roast r too cool to be on CZcams❤

  • @vaidenkelsier7757
    @vaidenkelsier7757 Před 3 lety +438

    5:14 "Wok fuck boi" is *slaying* me

    • @BloomerzUK
      @BloomerzUK Před 3 lety +2

      I had to pause the video to catch my breath.

  • @nikweinfurter5578
    @nikweinfurter5578 Před 3 lety +679

    Not even two minutes in and we have one fuiyoh and a “sorry children” ooooh this is gonna be good.

    • @dlg6227
      @dlg6227 Před 3 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/RFq3XdqH-vA/video.html

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +1

      I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear nik

    • @vlatter9537
      @vlatter9537 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AxxLAfriku wait what? explain more about this rogue comment, please

    • @Yafama
      @Yafama Před 3 lety

      @@vlatter9537 it’s just a.... troll? I’m pretty sure it’s satire or comedy or something but I’ve not bothered to really look into it

  • @jack42011
    @jack42011 Před 11 měsíci

    Love it!!! Keep up the excellent entertainment!

  • @connorrich7677
    @connorrich7677 Před rokem +14

    1:50 made me laugh way harder than it should have

  • @WTFdanni
    @WTFdanni Před 3 lety +2708

    “Sorry, children”
    Phew 🥵 that voice

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 Před 2 lety +6925

    I love that he points out the absolutely ridiculous amount of dishes that would need to be washed if you did things the way chefs do on T.V.

    • @gamenut112
      @gamenut112 Před 2 lety +122

      this is why you learn how to clean as you go.

    • @Bernergy
      @Bernergy Před 2 lety +74

      Spoiler. That's how most chefs do it on the kitchen as well if you don't just eyeball it :p

    • @witchitahable
      @witchitahable Před 2 lety +59

      Well most of them don't need to be used, could measure the tablespoons etc straight into a bowl. They're premeasured in individual bowls for the sake of videography but at home you can make his in not that many. 1 wok (reuse for onions and rice), 1 for sauce, 1 for eggs, rice cooker pot, chopping board to store all the veggies etc.

    • @keangwooichoo6138
      @keangwooichoo6138 Před 2 lety +17

      coz someone wash it for them

    • @alejandrovallejo6763
      @alejandrovallejo6763 Před 2 lety +48

      @@Bernergy Thats because chefs have dishwashers. Trust me, it's a shit ton of dishes (I have been a dish washer myself)

  • @nat78980
    @nat78980 Před rokem +8

    He uses measurements because his ancestors can’t tell him to stop because they have no concept of flavor

  • @polinnovosobirsky9999

    and the way he loading the smoke gun
    that makes my day lol

  • @daniellabarron9393
    @daniellabarron9393 Před 3 lety +638

    If rice in bowl: eat with chopsticks
    If rice in plate: eat with spoon
    If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen: DON'T EAT AT ALL

    • @Ani3Ty
      @Ani3Ty Před 3 lety +16

      If rice in BBC kitchen: *DON'T LET THEM COOK IT.*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @rohanmaneyg397
      @rohanmaneyg397 Před 3 lety

      Eat with glass

    • @fusion3953
      @fusion3953 Před 3 lety

      If rice in Jamie Oliver Restaurant: Drop menu and run away

    • @EchoRoblox
      @EchoRoblox Před 3 lety

      if u mean by cremate it to the ashes then you’re correct
      also if rice in kay’s cooking: don’t let her put the uncooked rice into the wok

  • @typicallymilk955
    @typicallymilk955 Před 3 lety +3701

    Uncle Roger: *disses people who doesn’t have a rice cooker*
    His Asian Ancestors: Haiyaa why you roast them? We also don’t have rice cooker.

    • @despxir7897
      @despxir7897 Před 3 lety +78

      Big brain

    • @vantablack2847
      @vantablack2847 Před 3 lety +154

      Asian ancestor have a built in rice cooker within them, unfortunately, this innate power of Ancient Asian is diluted more and more as time goes, thus the innate rice cookery skill is lost within a few generations.

    • @g_lorn
      @g_lorn Před 3 lety +15

      they did it with bambus over a bowl of steaming water

    • @Hellschwarz
      @Hellschwarz Před 3 lety +12

      World War II is over, use technology

    • @tsixeton9705
      @tsixeton9705 Před 3 lety +24

      Rice cookers are for dorm kids or busy rich people. Poor students like me only buy a $9 sausepan that can cook rice, porridge, noodle, soup, and everything else that keep us survive.🤪

  • @donavonbain4332
    @donavonbain4332 Před rokem +3

    Lmao! Yeah! The way he load smoke gun! He definitely partook!🤣

  • @FatLittleOldLady
    @FatLittleOldLady Před 11 měsíci

    I like both these tubers. Yay! Super great video. I do not regret watching.

  • @kunal3795
    @kunal3795 Před 2 lety +1546

    "If rice in bowl, use chopstick; if rice in plate, use spoon; if rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out!"

  • @siopao369
    @siopao369 Před 2 lety +6045

    Meanwhile in Philippines:
    "If rice in bowl, use chopsticks"
    "If rice in plate, use spoon"
    "If rice in banana leaves, use hands"

  • @FrenchosaurusRex
    @FrenchosaurusRex Před 3 hodinami

    Uncle Roger’s recipe is the quick, simple, “IT’S A WEEK DAY AND I NEED TO EAT” recipe. Papa Joshua’s is the weekend, “I am taking my time to make something fancy” recipe. Both are extremely valuable.

  • @Naomi_4life
    @Naomi_4life Před rokem +3

    When he say “if rice is in Jamie Oliver Kitchen throw it out” got me laughing

  • @Mr_Feyshade
    @Mr_Feyshade Před 2 lety +4475

    MSG = Makes Shit Good!

  • @henryxvii8704
    @henryxvii8704 Před 3 lety +836

    what i love about uncle is that he actually trashtalks jamie better than gordon

    • @staceye2851
      @staceye2851 Před 3 lety +10

      Yup. Remember when Gordo (the stupid doughnut) went after Jamie's teeth? I mean, really?

    • @katakurifan5213
      @katakurifan5213 Před 3 lety +5

      @@staceye2851 Now that's just ridiculous

    • @nishias7269
      @nishias7269 Před 3 lety +4

      @@TheJadedView as an Asian I'm 100% trash talking Jamie Oliver after watching some of his Asian recipes. They either make me want to scream or puke and just... No. That man doesn't understand culture. But I do respect Gordon on the other hand, because he actually does respect the culture the dish he is cooking comes from. I was so glad to see the amount of respect he gave to the people who taught him how to cook real Indian food, his willingness to learn and he always strove to make it fit our taste. He didn't go all, "oh I bet I can make a British version of this" like most British chef's do. There is a dish he cooked which is very famous in my culture and I couldn't help but feel proud of the effort he, as a white man with low spice tolerance put into impressing the ladies who taught him how to cook it. That's a true chef right there.

    • @henryxvii8704
      @henryxvii8704 Před 3 lety

      @@TheJadedView wont do.. have big respect for omelette lord pepin and no-meat man ducasse
      dont you savages go for wolfgang and tom keller though... im serious...

  • @rb239rtr
    @rb239rtr Před 4 měsíci

    rice is usually a side in western food, the fork is needed for the main, also a cutting knife.

  • @sorcmagiwizlv99
    @sorcmagiwizlv99 Před 3 lety +642

    Those moments when he breaks character and laughs at his own jokes are just precious.

  • @Rose-uf1eh
    @Rose-uf1eh Před 2 lety +2656

    I love the way he just says “sorry children”

  • @aznmike7
    @aznmike7 Před rokem +1

    "hair dryer to blow leaf?" LOOOOL 🤣

  • @user-qu7ev7ys2l
    @user-qu7ev7ys2l Před rokem

    I pressed the like button the moment that you roasted Joshua for being so fancy with his tools and that that you need a yacht to watch him and a personal cleaner for his equipment. I believe that he is a great chef but DUDE the faster than a fast food videos of him works only if you have his kitchen and every single equipment ready to cook. It was funny because it's true!

  • @comfymoder72
    @comfymoder72 Před 3 lety +2488

    The way he talks about his woks makes me think he is "pansexual"

  • @ZachGatesHere
    @ZachGatesHere Před 3 lety +406

    "he looks like he has more bitcoin than friends" is the most savage shit I've heard in a minute

    • @kedrickswain6509
      @kedrickswain6509 Před 3 lety +3

      Hell, having 1 bitcoin and no friends is enough for me.

  • @walter4796
    @walter4796 Před rokem

    This 2 guys best combination 🤩

  • @ra2186
    @ra2186 Před rokem +1

    "Why are you hotboxing the duck fat?' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Unco_Drew
    @Unco_Drew Před 3 lety +611

    “Now grab some strawberry jam”
    Uncle Roger: 👁👄👁
    “Just joking”
    Uncle Roger: they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @ruefysh9576
      @ruefysh9576 Před 3 lety +6

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    • @onghy
      @onghy Před 3 lety +6

      I choked when he took out strawberry jam 😂

  • @lillauser9483
    @lillauser9483 Před 2 lety +1949

    When he says a dirty joke then changes his voice. Hits every time...

  • @ar_greyheart471
    @ar_greyheart471 Před 2 měsíci

    9:17 Spoon is ok. But I usually do bare hand for anything, except maybe dishes involving soup or noodles

  • @circusofmisfits1414
    @circusofmisfits1414 Před rokem

    This is hilarious! 😂 Uncle Roger’s too much sometimes. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 Před 3 lety +1189

    Uncle Roger: Torture is the secret ingredient
    Also Uncle Roger: don’t torture your cleaners

    • @carlcouture1023
      @carlcouture1023 Před 3 lety +12

      But do the cleaners add to the flavor?

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith Před 3 lety +31

      @@carlcouture1023 their tears add extra salt.

  • @firstnamalastnama2794
    @firstnamalastnama2794 Před 3 lety +661

    Uncle roger: just throw random shit in pan
    Jamie Oliver: *nervous sweating*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* czcams.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/video.html

    • @leoerggg8891
      @leoerggg8891 Před 3 lety +12

      @@riskyy2657 you keep spamming and ill keep reporting you until your channel is taken down , understood?

    • @mattbritton6222
      @mattbritton6222 Před 3 lety

      @@leoerggg8891 . Solid bro...gone.

    • @josphatdaktari979
      @josphatdaktari979 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/video.html

  • @ariannathemochalion4452

    I love each time he says something inappropriate he goes all serious and he’s like “sorry children 👧 “ and then goes back to being funny again like that

  • @bloodmoonwolf1588
    @bloodmoonwolf1588 Před rokem +4

    He explains it for people who need measurements cause hes makes cooking tutorials and not everyone can do it without measurements

  • @froz_yt
    @froz_yt Před 3 lety +865

    Uncle Roger: "just trow random shit in pan"
    How to basic: "hmmmmmmmm"

    • @wlwendylow
      @wlwendylow Před 3 lety +11

      OH SHIT-

    • @InnuendoXP
      @InnuendoXP Před 3 lety +26

      we need Uncle Roger to react to that masterchef

    • @Aranak777
      @Aranak777 Před 3 lety +5

      DONT GIVE HIM IDEA

    • @soonlytaing1708
      @soonlytaing1708 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Aranak777 I fully support the idea

    • @peempit4406
      @peempit4406 Před 3 lety +1

      I saw this comment perfectly in time when the video got into that part...

  • @galaxy_yt3796
    @galaxy_yt3796 Před 2 lety +6001

    Uncle roger: $85 polo too expensive
    Owns a $179 rice cooker and hes ok

    • @craighill8251
      @craighill8251 Před 2 lety +711

      Rice is life

    • @maklogetrich2378
      @maklogetrich2378 Před 2 lety +639

      rice cooker for the rest of your life

    • @andrewhazlewood4569
      @andrewhazlewood4569 Před 2 lety +288

      £85 is a lot more than $85 ... around $119US Haiyaa

    • @sj4iy
      @sj4iy Před 2 lety +238

      I mean, if you cook rice everyday then yeah, it's something you'll spend extra on and completely worth it. We have a zojirushi (although bigger than uncle roger's) and we use every single day. Before that, we had a small tiger rice cooker that lasted 15 years. They last a very long time.

    • @ziyad1809
      @ziyad1809 Před 2 lety +173

      You can't cook rice with a polo

  • @ryleebiliske
    @ryleebiliske Před rokem

    I like your content keep up the good work

  • @johnhenryholiday4964
    @johnhenryholiday4964 Před 4 měsíci

    I have to say.... I have developed a taste for uncle roger video's.... Im quite amused by them..... and then to know that Nigel speaks perfect english.... I love the out takes best.... it shows the human side of Nigel.....

  • @twisty8005
    @twisty8005 Před 3 lety +866

    "don't worry, uncle Roger single, I'm confident in my right hand"

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 Před 3 lety +601

    The reason Asian food is so good is because they rummaged through their fridge, threw ingredients together and said “BAM, New dish”

    • @hiromishisantos9890
      @hiromishisantos9890 Před 3 lety +16

      Yeahh it makes canned sardines a fancy dish lol

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl Před 3 lety +8

      Watch the master, Jacques Pepin's "Cooking at home" series, he literally does that in every video. Of course, he applies French technique, but it is as you say, creatively using what you have.

    • @DC-ru5xz
      @DC-ru5xz Před 3 lety +1

      You’re not wrong there

    • @summerpeach3389
      @summerpeach3389 Před 3 lety

      Well ya ain't wrong tho

    • @summerpeach3389
      @summerpeach3389 Před 3 lety +1

      @@hiromishisantos9890 fr HAHAHAHAHA

  • @patricknez7258
    @patricknez7258 Před rokem +1

    12:06 "Why you hot boxing the duck fat?" 😂

  • @crepunponema9360
    @crepunponema9360 Před rokem

    HE GOT ME ON THE JAM LMAO

  • @moonie510
    @moonie510 Před 3 lety +388

    You know you’re broke when your rice cooker doesn’t even sing for you

    • @elewasajna4904
      @elewasajna4904 Před 3 lety +7

      @Dean Vennard it's okay just BECOME the rice cooker

    • @idkpoke6486
      @idkpoke6486 Před 3 lety +3

      I literally went to my rice cooker and saw it was the same brand 😂😂

    • @myname-mz3lo
      @myname-mz3lo Před 3 lety +1

      mine is either cook or warm and it works fine

    • @antonfelice5284
      @antonfelice5284 Před 3 lety +1

      we don't even have rice cooker, we use pot and burnt rice on the bottom after cooking lol.

    • @cherribomb3054
      @cherribomb3054 Před 3 lety +1

      @@antonfelice5284 And We Eat Rice With Our Hands

  • @monkeysgonna5306
    @monkeysgonna5306 Před 3 lety +1083

    I don't measure my ingredients as well, my ancestors usually just whisper to me " that's enough my son or that shit be salty as hell"

    • @galactuscodm4559
      @galactuscodm4559 Před 2 lety +9

      Well iam Indian we never Ever Measure The Ingredients that Precise but only Like Taking some Quantity

    • @trevorreid9142
      @trevorreid9142 Před 2 lety +6

      I like to ignore that voice cus I like salty stuff

    • @univerzlegrowand5935
      @univerzlegrowand5935 Před 2 lety +16

      A good cook never measures, but a good teacher always does

    • @G4MBIT
      @G4MBIT Před 2 lety +1

      Word

    • @vanessayan3684
      @vanessayan3684 Před 2 lety +3

      @@univerzlegrowand5935 agree! I think joshua also intended his video to be a tutorial (well, leaving out the smoke gun, double aged soy sauce and all that stuff that most people don’t have) for other people to recreate it who might not be experienced at all and don’t know how much to throw in. And that’s why he mentioned the measurements!

  • @ammie341
    @ammie341 Před rokem +1

    I love comedians that make themselves laugh with their own jokes 😂😂😂😂

  • @sensaiglizzygaming-cd4lt
    @sensaiglizzygaming-cd4lt Před 11 měsíci

    i like it how uncle roger keeps roasting jamie oliver like jamie oliver will giv me a nitemare some day

  • @wilsonkosasih121
    @wilsonkosasih121 Před 3 lety +1430

    "Ah he used finger, use finger"
    That's what she said.
    Sorry children.

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 Před 3 lety +10

      Papa Roger !!!! 👀😉💯

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 3 lety +15

      Two "sorry, children " in one day! 👏👏👏👏

    • @yetti399
      @yetti399 Před 3 lety +9

      If you use finger shouldn't it be Sorry NO children

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 3 lety +3

      @@yetti399 😆

    • @yitz3155
      @yitz3155 Před 3 lety

      We need max of Sam the cooking guy saying this in the background...

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe Před 3 lety +6351

    I’m such a failure I can’t make rice without a rice cooker😂😂😂

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas Před 3 lety +180

      Dont feel bad. None of us can

    • @Jaebeombestie
      @Jaebeombestie Před 3 lety +28

      Lol same

    • @stichexsperament6263
      @stichexsperament6263 Před 3 lety +74

      Lmao I can but don't feel bad because making it in a pot is annoying

    • @ShadowLimited310
      @ShadowLimited310 Před 3 lety +39

      Rice is notoriously difficult to cook, the cooker just makes it's consistent

    • @FlamerzZz
      @FlamerzZz Před 3 lety +69

      Being a chinese chef for 4 years and started from bottom first 2 years cooking rice everyday....i can confirm that cooking rice without a rice cooker is super hard(been there done that when the rice cooker died middle of service). When the rice is fully cooked you only have few seconds to switch the fire off cause it burns quickly, or you have to control the fire at the right temperature if not the bottom will burn and the top remains raw. You just eye it but you cant open the lid ! it would fuck the rice up too! Its worse than baking a cake.

  • @kyoshinja7134
    @kyoshinja7134 Před rokem

    This is my favorite episode by far

  • @Rayshader
    @Rayshader Před rokem

    Wok with Yan's persona magnified, the antics are full on following Stephan Yan's footsteps

  • @chubby_cheesecake_cheeks
    @chubby_cheesecake_cheeks Před 3 lety +650

    "don't worry, Uncle Roger is single. Very confident in my right hand."
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @micheller916
      @micheller916 Před 3 lety +20

      Sorry children XD

    • @DavidK16
      @DavidK16 Před 3 lety +5

      Lets see how confident uncle Roger in his right hand when Jamie Oliver in his kitchen 😉

    • @zoeismycat
      @zoeismycat Před 3 lety +7

      I was chewing my chicken fried rice right when he said that. Nearly choked. lol

    • @Schroedingerfelidae
      @Schroedingerfelidae Před 3 lety +3

      As a man who married his right hand. I APROB!😂

    • @giggle9959
      @giggle9959 Před 3 lety +1

      *grandma croaks

  • @pureskullbruh1296
    @pureskullbruh1296 Před 3 lety +547

    Joshua : " add msg to fried rice "
    Uncle Roger : *Humanity Restore*

  • @xJerdan
    @xJerdan Před 9 měsíci

    i think uncle roger needs to realize that Joshua's vids are cooking videos and tutorials at the same time thats why he telling the amouts

  • @onlyamberrr9635
    @onlyamberrr9635 Před rokem +1

    I think he's putting measurements in case other people ask for recipe, there's always some people that ask for measurements even tho the person cooking is eyeballing it themselves 😂😂 the ones that don't really cook

  • @stevexiong602
    @stevexiong602 Před 3 lety +544

    “If rice in Jamie Oliver Kitchen, throw away.”
    -Uncle Roger
    Biggest diss lmao 😂

  • @variokp7327
    @variokp7327 Před 3 lety +931

    can we talk about how he's voice change when he said "sorry children"

    • @toniibaloneyy9265
      @toniibaloneyy9265 Před 3 lety +30

      I was looking for this comment for forvever😭😭🤣

    • @gebycho
      @gebycho Před 3 lety +3

      Timestamp?

    • @jiawho
      @jiawho Před 3 lety +12

      @@gebycho 1:57

    • @RamSavage
      @RamSavage Před 3 lety +67

      That's his original voice 🤣🤣

    • @imemen780
      @imemen780 Před 3 lety +3

      I cant stop laughing that part

  • @kellyw5232
    @kellyw5232 Před rokem

    "The way he's loading his smoke gun, I can tell Nephew Joshua smoke weed before!"
    Lol I was thinking the same thing too!

  • @ryujiseiko3097
    @ryujiseiko3097 Před rokem

    I love how Uncle just tastes everything with his eyes

  • @brookiepook624
    @brookiepook624 Před 2 lety +404

    "And the way he loading this smoke gun, I can tell, nephew Joshua smoke weed before" 😂😂😂

  • @weebthecuber8112
    @weebthecuber8112 Před 3 lety +3928

    Uncle Roger starter pack:
    1. MSG
    2. Haiyaaaaa
    3. Use fingaaaa use fingaaaaaaaa
    4. Jamie Oliver fried rice is worse than eating toenails
    Edit: I forgot a lot of things, you guys can add them by replying

  • @JesusChristIsGood
    @JesusChristIsGood Před 10 měsíci +1

    5:33 Kay cooking belike:The texture of my fried rice is also crispy

  • @justinreedflynn
    @justinreedflynn Před 9 měsíci

    I have never considered judging my life by my rice cooker. But in an Asian country, perhaps I would. There are so many ways to enjoy & judge this life. Neat!

  • @lucidgreen.
    @lucidgreen. Před 3 lety +383

    "Of course, you eating salt on crack."
    I'm howling.