Uncle Roger HATE Jamie Oliver Egg Fried Rice

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  • čas přidán 29. 08. 2020
  • Jamie Oliver came up with an egg fried rice recipe. Uncle Roger don't like. Niece and nephew, if you want to see Uncle Roger collab with Jamie, please tweet at him and DM him on instagram. Tell him to be in Uncle Roger video!
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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  Před 3 lety +41392

    Hallo niece and nephew! If you want to see uncle roger collab with Jamie Oliver, tweet him, tell him to make video with uncle roger, we make egg fried rice properly: twitter.com/jamieoliver
    Next week video is another video with auntie Hersha. Make sure you subscribe and ring bell!
    BAI BAI 👋

  • @-roxas-6608
    @-roxas-6608 Před 3 lety +52293

    Jamie Oliver loves chilli jam and olive oil so much that his name literally contains the word "JAM" and "OLIVE" 😂😂

  • @carltonjyl
    @carltonjyl Před 3 lety +94908

    "You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying" - Uncle Roger 2020
    Uncle Roger Approve 👍

  • @Quantalar
    @Quantalar Před 5 měsíci +1309

    This made me realize that there is a huge difference between a professional chef & a celebrity chef

    • @SaraRyderN7
      @SaraRyderN7 Před 5 měsíci +147

      Gordon Ramsey = Professional
      Jammy Olive = Celebrity

    • @lordtea
      @lordtea Před 3 měsíci +32

      ​@@SaraRyderN7now I understand why he never got Michelin status

    • @abyandzulikramzainal7339
      @abyandzulikramzainal7339 Před 3 měsíci +34

      ​@@SaraRyderN7Gordon could be both. But hey, his Sensei is Marcoe-Pierre White, so he's more into the Professional part

    • @somaraisan
      @somaraisan Před 2 měsíci +4

      He has almost 2x Jamie Oliveoil subscribers today. I don't remember Uncle Roger reacting to even surpassing him, let alone hype about doubling him.

    • @supme7558
      @supme7558 Před 2 měsíci

      No

  • @JohnJohnBinks186
    @JohnJohnBinks186 Před 7 měsíci +329

    When he crumbled the tofu like it’s feta, my brain blue screened.
    If I ever feel bad for making a mistake when cooking, I’ll just look back at this moment and think, “at least I didn’t purposely crumble tofu like a total buffoon.” And I’ll feel instantly better. Thanks Jamie!

    • @chantastique
      @chantastique Před 7 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ZYthefailure
      @ZYthefailure Před 6 měsíci +12

      When he put the chilli jam in rice and broke up tofu, my entire body went BSOD and I died.

    • @08566581846
      @08566581846 Před 5 měsíci

      When he put tap water from the faucet straight away to the mid cooking sauce pan. I closed my phone and went for fresh air.

  • @a.a.5980
    @a.a.5980 Před 3 lety +14167

    Finally someone brave enough to call professional British cooks out on their Olive oil madness.

    • @sp7rhar2n36
      @sp7rhar2n36 Před 3 lety +337

      Next Gordon Ramsey

    • @katrinaquezada42
      @katrinaquezada42 Před 3 lety +620

      Olive oil is only appropriate for low heat things.

    • @dissonantdreams
      @dissonantdreams Před 3 lety +16

      Think you’ll find it’s pronounced “olivol”. czcams.com/video/ho1TUjqUbXY/video.html

    • @othabir
      @othabir Před 3 lety +707

      Olive oil is great but for Mediterranean food not Asian dishes.

    • @SpontImagoSoul
      @SpontImagoSoul Před 3 lety +291

      Gordon Ramsay is another person for sure, they've never heard of Garlic Oil, Avocado oil, Coconut oil, Bacon Fat or some good Talo Fat? There's so many other oils that can help with certain meals especially bringing out other flavors and what not. I have never once used olive oil in my life.

  • @MegaGamer-dm6dd
    @MegaGamer-dm6dd Před 3 lety +6218

    “You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying”

  • @lindasiben6965
    @lindasiben6965 Před 6 měsíci +130

    3:48 "You hear sizzling!? I hear ma ancestors crying."
    FIFTH BEST UNCLE ROGER QUOTE OF THE YEAR 2020 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble Před měsícem +56

    Fairly recently I started looking into cooking oils, on being told by my Twitch chat that olive oil was a very poor choice for frying. And they were absolutely right. Apparently the "smoke point" is low - the point at which the oil itself burns, imparting an unpleasant taste into what you're frying. So when Jaime put olive oil in the pan I too went "oh no".
    I wonder if it's because most British people probably have olive oil in their kitchens? Rapeseed or peanut oil, probably not so much?

    • @fungusgeorge9550
      @fungusgeorge9550 Před měsícem +4

      hloy shit soviet wobmle
      In reality it's because using vegetable oil would go against the Jamie Oliver brand of healthier dishes and olive oil has become this kind of "healthy fat" icon that's the only acceptable fat choice, regardless of whether it makes your rice taste like olives.

    • @dices1649
      @dices1649 Před měsícem +4

      People often forget to differenciate between native olive oil (or any oil for that matter) and refined olive oil. You can use refined olive oil for frying or cooking with very high temperatures without facing any issues but this isnt the case for native, cold pressed oils. This is where the smoking point you mentioned becomes important since native olive oil changes its structure and loses its taste at around 180 Celsius but frying pans can reach up to 200 C. Native oils should rather be used for cold meals or after the cooking procedure is done.

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv Před 29 dny +1

      Having tried it myself yes olive oil is a very poor choice for trying to fry things and imo olive is just gross in general but that's just me

    • @someweirdasslookinbunny3697
      @someweirdasslookinbunny3697 Před 16 dny

      Wtf is a Rapeseed 💀

    • @Pabloesc571
      @Pabloesc571 Před 12 dny

      It's because vegetable oil is amongst the most unhealthy things you could possibly be consuming. It's literal poison

  • @catherinenieves6291
    @catherinenieves6291 Před 3 lety +9563

    "He toss very pro, but he toss all the wrong stuff"
    He said it, it's done.

    • @scrumptious5110
      @scrumptious5110 Před 3 lety +67

      ALL HAIL UNCLE ROGER

    • @aceofswords1725
      @aceofswords1725 Před 3 lety +70

      He is a very experienced tosser.

    • @itsraf.3860
      @itsraf.3860 Před 3 lety +8

      Bruv i read this right as he said it

    • @JackyMan22
      @JackyMan22 Před 3 lety +22

      I just realized something. Jamie Oliver is not a terrible cook... which means he's doing that on purpose. He fucking hates asians... 🙄

    • @EatSoGoodPH
      @EatSoGoodPH Před 3 lety +12

      haha all style no substance

  • @DarkLordGanondorf190
    @DarkLordGanondorf190 Před 3 lety +9579

    Uncle Roger is quite right. This man has his own restaurants, cookbooks, everything. And he doesn't cook his own rice?

    • @IEatYourSandwiches
      @IEatYourSandwiches Před 3 lety +604

      why would he even make this video without even cooking rice? this isn't instructional, anyone can open a bag of rice and cook vegetables. this is just embarrassing

    • @bigsmoke6482
      @bigsmoke6482 Před 3 lety +16

      Ikr

    • @wonyoungkoh309
      @wonyoungkoh309 Před 3 lety +87

      Why don't we all just go grab a good take away fried rice

    • @osco4311
      @osco4311 Před 3 lety +44

      It's for others to make, not the version he would make with the time and ingredients he would prefer to use the most.
      Hell, Alton Brown has used box cake mix on his show before, and he's probably the most intelligent chef the Food Network has ever had.

    • @myvideoeditor1473
      @myvideoeditor1473 Před 3 lety +52

      So yeah can save Gordon Ramsay is better chef

  • @pcxxy
    @pcxxy Před 9 měsíci +92

    Obviously, you can't spell Jamie Oliver without Jam and Olive 😂

  • @hamptori
    @hamptori Před 7 měsíci +323

    As an Asian who can cook,i am crying,screaming and dying at the same time when he started.This whole thing wants me to end my life its so wrong.

  • @darrgongaming9877
    @darrgongaming9877 Před 3 lety +5012

    His name is Jamie Oliver so he would obviously use Jam and Olive Oil

    • @MsYebboah
      @MsYebboah Před 3 lety +62

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kiddo9721
      @kiddo9721 Před 3 lety +91

      This comment is so underrated! 😂😂😂

    • @wuwuwu1757
      @wuwuwu1757 Před 3 lety +34

      I'm dead

    • @yiyichen2843
      @yiyichen2843 Před 3 lety +11

      Hahahahahahahahahahaja

    • @aisyfaris4013
      @aisyfaris4013 Před 3 lety +17

      Im choked 🤣🤣🤣

  • @razorblade6746
    @razorblade6746 Před 3 lety +5053

    "this rice looks so wet, look at this, you can see your reflection inside, mulan is gonna start singing when she see this rice."
    ~Uncle Roger 2020

    • @tonylin8350
      @tonylin8350 Před 3 lety +96

      I couldn’t breathe

    • @lexigrimhaive
      @lexigrimhaive Před 3 lety +52

      Considering I had the make a man out of you song on repeat earlier today... this is hysterical.

    • @jinaedinisci159
      @jinaedinisci159 Před 3 lety +15

      RazorBlade...that comment from him finished me off!! I'm weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bount8313
      @bount8313 Před 3 lety +1

      Ok steve

    • @sangel917
      @sangel917 Před 3 lety +1

      Hahahahaha~!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin Před 2 měsíci +20

    To be fair, making completely wrong versions of foriegn food is probably the most British thing a chef can do.

  • @SeminarChauffeur
    @SeminarChauffeur Před 9 měsíci +32

    _W H E R E Y O W O K ? ! _
    - Uncle Roger, 2020

  • @nicolepurificacion
    @nicolepurificacion Před 3 lety +5247

    “Mulan’s gonna start singing when she sees this rice” really cracked me up HHAHAHAAHA

    • @karltorento3358
      @karltorento3358 Před 3 lety +70

      This shit cracked me up so hard since I just watched the new Mulan trailer just 5 mins ago.

    • @cindy925ya
      @cindy925ya Před 3 lety +1

      Me too LOL

    • @danny_decheeto8300
      @danny_decheeto8300 Před 3 lety

      Lol

    • @ryokohlub01
      @ryokohlub01 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol.... it got me too.. Uncle Roger so funny

    • @s10belowu
      @s10belowu Před 3 lety +17

      yeah I had a massive sip of coffee in my mouth right at that moment and sprayed it all over. Grabbed a rag to spray it into. Now its all over me, my desk, my rag, my clothes and almost in my lungs.

  • @arenguite1882
    @arenguite1882 Před 3 lety +6748

    'Imagine if you go to a Japanese restaurant and ask for noodles and the chef gives you instant noodles' 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 Před 3 lety +314

      Its such a good comparison tho

    • @MontgomeryMartican
      @MontgomeryMartican Před 3 lety +82

      That was unacceptable ,

    • @theimposter2152
      @theimposter2152 Před 3 lety +24

      You are at the right place🤣🤣

    • @animegrl207
      @animegrl207 Před 3 lety +91

      It sad that I went to a good restaurant only to be given instant noodles I complained to the owner but the owner said it was made from scratch 😂 nah we all know how instant noodles taste like.. needles to say I was disappointed on going on top popular restuarant

    • @sosatray1048
      @sosatray1048 Před 3 lety +4

      Got me 💀💀😂😂💀💀

  • @Biggunboyss
    @Biggunboyss Před 9 měsíci +86

    I learned from Jamie that
    “There is no right or wrong in cooking, but whether it will be delicious is another matter.🤣🤣”

    • @Quantalar
      @Quantalar Před měsícem +1

      Well that’s bullshit

    • @Quantalar
      @Quantalar Před měsícem +1

      As in the first part

  • @TylerVey
    @TylerVey Před 7 měsíci +23

    I just recently rewatched this video after forgetting about Uncle Roger for a while, and I was hit with a wave of nostalgia and funny jokes. This is one of the best videos from one of the best channels in CZcams, and I hope Mr. Nigel Ng has a very happy and prosperous life. I would also like to say that I have never even seen chili jam, much less tasted it, and I have made fried rice several times, hopefully the right way.

  • @inusara9306
    @inusara9306 Před 3 lety +7486

    Title: "Uncle Roger hates Jamie Oliver"
    1 week later...
    "Gordon Ramsay invites Uncle Roger as a special guest to his show"

    • @braggison9331
      @braggison9331 Před 3 lety +572

      Oh. Remember when we all thought gordon ramsay was invincible until the Thai chef burnt his ass when he was too confident with his "pad thai"?

    • @daverotors
      @daverotors Před 3 lety +52

      This needs to happen!

    • @mikea6710
      @mikea6710 Před 3 lety +29

      Then all goes wrong... Marco Pierre White then has a countrywide tour with him

    • @fiwas
      @fiwas Před 3 lety +13

      how did you get a top comment in 1 hour??

    • @Draaza
      @Draaza Před 3 lety +13

      Did Gordon's Pad Thai even have tamarind in it?

  • @MultiDarkPrototype
    @MultiDarkPrototype Před 3 lety +3476

    *Auntie Hersha : I made the worst egg fried rice in the world.
    Jamie Oliver : Hold my olive oil*

  • @wendyhehehe
    @wendyhehehe Před 10 měsíci +18

    This has became the classic, always have to come back to review it. Always make me laugh!

  • @user-ol9kb5gn7v
    @user-ol9kb5gn7v Před 9 měsíci +5

    🤣🤣 "You hear sizzling I hear my ancestors crying."

  • @emina77
    @emina77 Před 3 lety +3780

    “This rice looks so wet, you can see your reflection inside, Mulan’s going to start singing when she see this rice” 😂

    • @notraidenshogun8324
      @notraidenshogun8324 Před 3 lety +42

      Lol I was searching if anyone would comment this 😂😂😂
      CLASSIC!!

    • @ie-lemus8908
      @ie-lemus8908 Před 3 lety +20

      I started laughing out loud when he said that! He is effortlessly hilarious!

    • @Danivie0128
      @Danivie0128 Před 3 lety +8

      This is the best one.

    • @DC-ru5xz
      @DC-ru5xz Před 3 lety +19

      Sounds like a Gordon Ramsay insult

    • @vikingo3550
      @vikingo3550 Před 3 lety +1

      Best one by far

  • @starkid20
    @starkid20 Před 3 lety +2843

    "MULAN IS GOING TO START SINGING WHEN SHE SEE THIS RICE"
    someone get the uncle a beer.
    NOW.

  • @ethanstinkypants3147
    @ethanstinkypants3147 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Respect to Jamie Oliver to have the confidence to put chili jam into egg fried rice

  • @Mayonnaise_ona_escalator
    @Mayonnaise_ona_escalator Před 3 měsíci +5

    0:53
    “Where your wok? Jamie,
    W H E R E Y O U R W O K ?”

  • @j.jmilan551
    @j.jmilan551 Před 3 lety +4979

    This "egg fried rice" is arguably the WORST fried rice ever cooked. This almost makes aunty Hersha's fried rice look like a masterpiece.

    • @rakshitavraj3681
      @rakshitavraj3681 Před 3 lety +27

      I know write 😂

    • @xcx000
      @xcx000 Před 3 lety +8

      @Rakshita v raj write

    • @1firesource489
      @1firesource489 Před 3 lety +103

      If you can forget the part where she didn't wash the rice first then yeah; I still can't forget it.

    • @Stern4EVERx
      @Stern4EVERx Před 3 lety +11

      @@1firesource489 a lot of rice Comes pre washed and is write don't wash because of added minerals

    • @Snor_Lax151
      @Snor_Lax151 Před 3 lety

      @@rakshitavraj3681 write?

  • @ruthannemarie2668
    @ruthannemarie2668 Před 3 lety +3478

    Jamie Oliver: *puts chili jam in rice*
    Uncle Rodger: *loses accent*

  • @nehasohail5577
    @nehasohail5577 Před 20 dny +2

    You hear sizzling i hear my ancestors crying😂😂

  • @animaytions7607
    @animaytions7607 Před 3 lety +3363

    Jamie Oliver: "you hear it sizzling"
    Uncle Roger: "you hear it sizzling. I hear my ancestors crying" 😂

  • @robincalben
    @robincalben Před 3 lety +2562

    Uncle Roger: "You hear it sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying." 😂😂😂

    • @matthewlu2471
      @matthewlu2471 Před 3 lety +33

      Mulan is gonna start singing when she see this rice😂

    • @SamNgLimSimNiceBoY
      @SamNgLimSimNiceBoY Před 3 lety +1

      Hahaha, that one I'm aldy laugh hard

    • @AndreaSee
      @AndreaSee Před 3 lety +1

      My favourite line from this video!

    • @edelinemarta5787
      @edelinemarta5787 Před 3 lety

      thats wet my pants... hahahaha i am laughing my ass off

    • @karinhanazonoo
      @karinhanazonoo Před 3 lety +1

      Omg imma bout to comment about a damn same thing 😂 that part really got me tho...

  • @ken_nong123
    @ken_nong123 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Looking this weejio for the 7th time and it's still funny 🤣

  • @Jolie.jglucky
    @Jolie.jglucky Před 9 měsíci +19

    I just discovered this guy!!! He’s HILARIOUS! Better late than never . Thank you for ALL of the laughs!😊

  • @iwanomorgan6557
    @iwanomorgan6557 Před 3 lety +3179

    "Mulan is gonna start singing when she sees this rice"
    *I'M DYING*

    • @scuffz14
      @scuffz14 Před 3 lety +2

      Almost cried.

    • @geungangela8703
      @geungangela8703 Před 3 lety +2

      laugh to tears...omg😂😂😂

    • @IID
      @IID Před 3 lety +20

      i dont get it
      *sees the scene
      thats actually a perfect joke

    • @Acewithplants
      @Acewithplants Před 3 lety +2

      Absolutely killed me dead 😂😅😅

    • @hangezoe7472
      @hangezoe7472 Před 3 lety +12

      Free marketing for Mulan 2020 from Uncle roger LMAO

  • @un_common1483
    @un_common1483 Před 3 lety +3345

    Damn, Uncle Roger missed the chance to call him “Jaime Olive Oil”

  • @tellydianadayondon6534
    @tellydianadayondon6534 Před 3 měsíci +7

    We filipinos make egg fried rice , very basic just cooking oil, garlic,onion, leftover rice , egg, msg and spring onions.

  • @flovous
    @flovous Před 6 měsíci +3

    cant believe it has been 3 years since this was uploaded lol, and yet im still rewatching it

  • @ScubaShark--8964
    @ScubaShark--8964 Před 3 lety +2638

    Uncle Roger: _Exists_
    Everyone who's cooking Egg Fried Rice: *_Sweats intensely_*

  • @CaptainBuggyTheClown
    @CaptainBuggyTheClown Před 3 lety +4770

    I love how his voice breaks character a little bit when Jamie adds the jam. You can tell it really got to him on a personal level and that wasn't just a gimmick.

    • @carnivalism1042
      @carnivalism1042 Před 3 lety +271

      that shit was nasty ngl

    • @kellenmoon3084
      @kellenmoon3084 Před 3 lety +143

      🤣🤣🤣 yupp i noticed it, 3/4 to the end is kind of his personal feeling 🤣 but for real that tofu thing is disgusting though.. at least never in my life i eat any asian fried rice with tofu, n by that if i was a japanese chef, this Loliver rly insult me.. RANDOM AF.

    • @dark3rthanshadows
      @dark3rthanshadows Před 3 lety +81

      when he threw the tofu he broke him lol

    • @IchiBan739
      @IchiBan739 Před 3 lety +5

      @@carnivalism1042 is good

    • @carnivalism1042
      @carnivalism1042 Před 3 lety +36

      @@IchiBan739 yeah,,,, no. even uncle roger broke character. i cringed as well ngl

  • @fruzsimih7214
    @fruzsimih7214 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I've learned more about Asian cooking from Uncle Roger videos than from anywhere else. Thank you! Fuiyoooh!!!

  • @marciowijaya2916
    @marciowijaya2916 Před 8 měsíci +2

    This is when the rivalry of uncle roger and Jamie Oliver started and now uncle roger calling him Jamie olive oil😂

  • @Maayerr
    @Maayerr Před 3 lety +4122

    White people: I use rice bag.
    Asian people: I use rice from yesterday.
    Only real asian pros would know

    • @taylord4298
      @taylord4298 Před 3 lety +53

      Fact at most peanut oil would’ve made sense

    • @eliminatedquo
      @eliminatedquo Před 3 lety +19

      Lol. So true. 😂

    • @bojed
      @bojed Před 3 lety +179

      We cook rice today, for a kick-ass fried rice tomorrow.

    • @epiawaken5346
      @epiawaken5346 Před 3 lety +4

      Yep

    • @shunfox
      @shunfox Před 3 lety +79

      rice that left to chill in fridge for at least a night is best for fried rice haha

  • @hangezoe7472
    @hangezoe7472 Před 3 lety +4207

    Auntie Hersha: got roasted
    Jamie Oliver: got roasted
    Gordon Ramsay: (Chuckles) I'm in danger
    3 weeks later
    Gordon Ramsay: Challenge accepted

    • @labrat7855
      @labrat7855 Před 3 lety +67

      Lol.. can't wait hahahha

    • @azkarusydan6039
      @azkarusydan6039 Před 3 lety +176

      thats gonna be epic actually.. they're gonna roast each other like no tomorrow

    • @ahmadbukharyramadhan2043
      @ahmadbukharyramadhan2043 Před 3 lety +6

      😂😂😂

    • @EwanLim
      @EwanLim Před 3 lety +18

      czcams.com/video/NPBlhPiUe1o/video.html
      -ahem- NIGEL!!! UNKER ROGER.

    • @AnupongT
      @AnupongT Před 3 lety +138

      I think Gordon Ramsey may do fine. he did an episode of his "great escape" show in Thailand with a lot of respect for the culture and recipe.

  • @TTCheng
    @TTCheng Před 2 měsíci +5

    Who did the Taiwanese subtitle? It's so authentic and freaking funny. 🤣

  • @thatoneguy9369
    @thatoneguy9369 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love the fact that Uncle Roger starts the video with so much innocence

  • @creolemojo
    @creolemojo Před 3 lety +635

    I'm also a chef and I was confused. No garlic. Wet rice. Soggy spring onions.
    Waiting for the Mulan soundtrack to start.

    • @mariedinkler8542
      @mariedinkler8542 Před 3 lety +4

      I have not seen Mulan yet. Suddenly feeling I should🤣🤣

    • @moonangel2368
      @moonangel2368 Před 3 lety +1

      I got a Mulan streaming movie ad before the video started.

    • @paulghignon4092
      @paulghignon4092 Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah as a former chef (changed professions years ago due to the stress), I've quickly realized a huge number of celebrity chefs genuinely are terrible at cooking. He may know how to run a restaurant but it's more than likely the cooks he hires who actually know what they're doing.

    • @magnusdan4330
      @magnusdan4330 Před 3 lety +6

      Dishonor on you
      Dishonor on your cow!

    • @portugueseincontext431
      @portugueseincontext431 Před 3 lety +4

      I know, right? I graduated from a cooking school and seeing a chef using precooked rice made me feel like there should be a law against that. LOL

  • @siddharthsrivastava05
    @siddharthsrivastava05 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Sometimes it feels like Jamie cooks asian just to annoy Uncle Roger 🤣😼

  • @nsn5564
    @nsn5564 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Just discovered this man today and I canmot stop laughing...

  • @ghostgunner11
    @ghostgunner11 Před 2 lety +9153

    I gotta hand it to Jamie Oliver. He made every step wrong but he did it with such confidence.

    • @tiffanymaeuy5869
      @tiffanymaeuy5869 Před 2 lety +225

      Proof that you don't need to be a genius to be confident😂😂😂
      R/sarcasm

    • @lazyspartan6
      @lazyspartan6 Před 2 lety +129

      Task failed successfully

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 Před rokem +69

      @@tiffanymaeuy5869 Jamie Oliver making egg fried rice is the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

    • @graypaint
      @graypaint Před rokem +56

      sounds about White

    • @johntrevorcruz2071
      @johntrevorcruz2071 Před rokem +24

      Gordon Ramsey is a better Chef than Jamie Oliver.

  • @reylabrento9805
    @reylabrento9805 Před 3 lety +2561

    “If by healthy you mean disgusting, then Jamie you are right”
    -Uncle Roger quotes of 2020

    • @jjstarrprod
      @jjstarrprod Před 3 lety +18

      I kinda expected he would say "then Jamie, you are very healthy"

    • @rice.vxntage
      @rice.vxntage Před 3 lety +2

      Yep

    • @misimatokastanley
      @misimatokastanley Před 3 lety +1

      @@jjstarrprod yeah but uncle roger would prefer the traditional stuff than a new technique which her hates

    • @misimatokastanley
      @misimatokastanley Před 3 lety

      @BeeP Official you won't know it till you try it and it works literally water does evaporate and you don't taste the water only the egg fried rice and the tofu

    • @mikiyu8067
      @mikiyu8067 Před 3 lety +10

      @@misimatokastanley That's what you call as "sprinkling the water over the pan", not just dumping water on the pan like this guy did. In any case, you really don't need to sprinkle water if you use normal rice that are normally washed and cooked.

  • @Skui570
    @Skui570 Před 6 měsíci +3

    as soon as chilli jamie oliver oil crush the tofu, it also crushed my soul 😭😭😭

  • @timbinns5391
    @timbinns5391 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I'm a very bad nephew.
    I use microwave packet rice every time I make egg fried rice.
    Bring great shame to family.

  • @xxNIPSxx
    @xxNIPSxx Před 3 lety +1582

    "if you hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying." This is the most savage line he said. 😂😂😂

    • @antoinebruton4234
      @antoinebruton4234 Před 3 lety +4

      This guy always using a accent and none are Authentic to his cutler

    • @Captinominion
      @Captinominion Před 3 lety +2

      Hey fellow culé, ik this is random but I’m also a barça fan, and Ik its been hard for us lately, hold on bro

    • @hrdgms27
      @hrdgms27 Před 3 lety +1

      same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i died

    • @marianneyag4106
      @marianneyag4106 Před 3 lety +1

      Allester Teves I’ve got tears, from laughing so much. Love this guy!!!

    • @vicksonlau3167
      @vicksonlau3167 Před 3 lety +5

      Mulan gonna start singing when she saw this rice. - Uncle Roger, 2020

  • @alicesipin
    @alicesipin Před 3 měsíci +2

    Sad
    2:22 spring onions
    5:37 wet and making the rice mushy
    651

  • @Mochi_Breathing
    @Mochi_Breathing Před 9 měsíci +1

    'You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestor crying.' when I heard that l laughed so damn f@**ing hard

  • @chipbobina9693
    @chipbobina9693 Před 3 lety +707

    “You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying.”
    -Uncle Roger 2020

    • @xenatommy
      @xenatommy Před 3 lety +6

      that line killed xD

    • @domodomodomo
      @domodomodomo Před 3 lety +5

      Killed me so hard

    • @charliespinoza1966
      @charliespinoza1966 Před 3 lety +2

      😂

    • @bethrocker89
      @bethrocker89 Před 3 lety +3

      I was attending online classes and watching this on the side coz classes were boring.. I burst out laughing at this comment😂😂😂😂

    • @317_muhtasimsharar6
      @317_muhtasimsharar6 Před 3 lety +1

      Should cut that part of the video to make a meme

  • @thenoseypanda
    @thenoseypanda Před 3 lety +2303

    "You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying". LOL. LOL. LOL. Uncle Roger has made my day.

    • @michaelreeves6197
      @michaelreeves6197 Před 3 lety +1

      Bull Eyes Comment by Uncle Roger.

    • @msfoxylove20
      @msfoxylove20 Před 3 lety +3

      My ancestors is crying too lol lol

    • @fatdandelions
      @fatdandelions Před 3 lety +3

      Yesterday my family said I am oldfashioned. Ai yaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh ...When I hear uncle Roger I hear myself talking ... hahahaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

    • @narora16
      @narora16 Před 3 lety +2

      Literally the best line of the video 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ailengmiller2252
      @ailengmiller2252 Před 3 lety +2

      My ancestors are crying too! And I JUST made fried rice today!

  • @jahbern
    @jahbern Před 9 měsíci +1

    Hey now. We have jars of ingredients all over our cupboard and my husband is Malaysian. Then again, they are random reused jars that my husband washed and then refilled with sauces and spices from his mom’s house. 😂😂😂

  • @dejesus7614
    @dejesus7614 Před 8 měsíci +3

    It's actually hilarious that Jamie's most viewed video in all of YT is well... this one.

  • @pieseldatches
    @pieseldatches Před 2 lety +4250

    I can definitely see why Jamie used only one cup of rice. That's because no one would eat it except him.

  • @mbavhaleloable
    @mbavhaleloable Před 3 lety +728

    Uncle Roger: "You hear sizzling i hear my ancestors crying"
    This one cuts deep!!LOL

  • @daengsee
    @daengsee Před 9 měsíci +1

    Mulan is gonna start singing got me hahahaha lol

  • @Birdo_Draws
    @Birdo_Draws Před 8 měsíci +3

    Does uncle roger have any cookbooks or tutorials because I would love to cook his recipes

    • @KiomonDuck
      @KiomonDuck Před 2 měsíci

      Hide in his pantery. You'll learn his secrets

  • @soupfork6357
    @soupfork6357 Před 2 lety +6573

    The fact that countries in asia have different recipes based on their tradition but they all agree to the fact that you don't put tofu and jam on fried rice *FRIED RICE*

    • @bchompoo
      @bchompoo Před 2 lety +78

      Definitely!

    • @XhumpersX
      @XhumpersX Před 2 lety +380

      I'm white as shit and even I know how to make a proper fried rice. How did he fuck it up SO badly?????

    • @Mimiiuphuc
      @Mimiiuphuc Před 2 lety +365

      and never put water in the middle of frying rice :))) terrible

    • @shadownyx6036
      @shadownyx6036 Před 2 lety +167

      I do not know how to cook. But who in the right fucking mind puts chili jam in fried rice

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Před 2 lety +159

      @@shadownyx6036 Only thing "chilli" I can think of to throw inside fried rice is:
      1) chili oil
      2) chili flake
      3) chili paste
      4) really specific chili sauce
      Unless "chili jam" is literally Thai-style sweet chili, even then you don't YEET that into your rice while it's still in the wok though. :V

  • @Matt-nw2te
    @Matt-nw2te Před 3 lety +1829

    Uncle Roger: “ this guy loves Olive oil like Auntie Hersha love colander!”
    DEAD!!!

  • @iice_i
    @iice_i Před 5 měsíci +1

    "You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestors crying." 😂😂

  • @M3l.mel1
    @M3l.mel1 Před 4 měsíci +2

    3:48 “you hear sizzling I hear my ancestors crying”

  • @GinoongVince
    @GinoongVince Před 3 lety +1857

    "Mulan's gonna start singing when she sees this rice."
    -Uncle Roger 2020

  • @jackevans4285
    @jackevans4285 Před 3 lety +2862

    6:02 “Okay, the egg looks good”
    That’s more of a compliment to the chicken that laid the egg than it is to Jamie lol

    • @deaddumplings5565
      @deaddumplings5565 Před 3 lety +16

      Omg😭😂

    • @BlacksmithTWD
      @BlacksmithTWD Před 2 lety +69

      Well, if the chicken deserves the compliment more than Jamie it's the right thing to say.

    • @orangecupcake
      @orangecupcake Před 2 lety +18

      Even the way he broke up the eggs was kind of weird to be honest...😂

    • @rae_0550
      @rae_0550 Před 2 lety +5

      I think the egg should be the first thing you put on the pan (after you put the garlic) and then you can put the rice.

    • @linibellini
      @linibellini Před 2 lety +1

      My favourite part about his recipe was the fact that he used free range eggs

  • @yatfunglam9374
    @yatfunglam9374 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I love you love him in the first two minutes then everything gone south for two years by now in 9 minutes and 51 seconds

  • @ddsm6749
    @ddsm6749 Před 9 měsíci

    "Why tofoo in jooce box?"
    My dude almost broke character

  • @SeikiRikodou
    @SeikiRikodou Před 3 lety +2141

    "This guy loves olive oil like auntie Hersha loves her colander"
    LMAO

  • @floriaji2574
    @floriaji2574 Před 3 lety +759

    “You hear sizzling, I hear my ancestor crying.”
    I can’t, I just can’t.

  • @kl9045
    @kl9045 Před 9 měsíci +5

    IT LITERALLY BLOW MY MIND THAT JAMIE OLIVER OWNS RESTAURANTS AND IS A CHEF. LORDY LORD

  • @marcbisson9351
    @marcbisson9351 Před 9 měsíci +2

    One of my dogs has recently started barking at the TV when Jamie Oliver is on. I’ve been giving her treats and telling her she’s a good girl when she does this.

  • @renai.-7792
    @renai.-7792 Před 3 lety +486

    3:47 "You hear sizzling? I hear my ancestors crying"
    Uncle Roger 2020

  • @simleygirl
    @simleygirl Před 3 lety +463

    When you're so asian you know exactly when Uncle Roger is about to pause the Jamie Oliver video, because you're appalled by the exact same things.

    • @xcanvest7680
      @xcanvest7680 Před 3 lety +1

      Yea lol XD

    • @annainspain5176
      @annainspain5176 Před 3 lety

      I'm not Asian but the same things appall me.

    • @AlixDragon99
      @AlixDragon99 Před 3 lety +10

      "It's so wet mulan can see her reflection and starts singing" is killing me

    • @clarissaqw1468
      @clarissaqw1468 Před 3 lety +4

      I was so shocked and shouted when he opened the tap water. OMG! Hahahaha

    • @Magicalnora
      @Magicalnora Před 3 lety +1

      Haiiyaaah just got to the "add a splash of water" 😵😵😵

  • @okafordennis7639
    @okafordennis7639 Před 9 měsíci

    When you say if Mulan sees this rice and start singing I just burst out laughing

  • @branislavjakubisin5898
    @branislavjakubisin5898 Před 8 dny +1

    "Maybe he's sponsored by potato company" got me well, good job uncle Roger :)

  • @BeachPleased
    @BeachPleased Před 3 lety +703

    "This guy loves olive oil like Auntie Hersha loves her colander"
    Uncle Roger apply MSG to Auntie Hersha burned area

  • @charlielan9287
    @charlielan9287 Před 3 lety +851

    Hersha: *Makes fried rice the wrong way.
    Jaime Oliver: Hold my pre-packaged rice.

  • @luna_afton_gacha7
    @luna_afton_gacha7 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It's 2024 and we still enjoy watching your old videos 😊😊❤

  • @user-in5vr2xz8i
    @user-in5vr2xz8i Před 7 měsíci +1

    This vedio declared a war between Uncle Roger vs Jamie Olive Oil😂
    ...

  • @mike_v02
    @mike_v02 Před 3 lety +616

    "Mulan is gonna start singing if she sees this rice."
    You can watch mulan in jamie's egg fried rice instead of netflix now.

  • @phoekibhumo
    @phoekibhumo Před 3 lety +469

    3:46
    Jamie: „.. you can hear it sizzling“
    Uncle Roger: „You hear the sizzling. I hear my ancestors crying.“ 😂😂😂

  • @imjustvedu4620
    @imjustvedu4620 Před 2 měsíci +1

    When he put in the JAM, you could hear Uncle Roger's asian accent go away when he screamed NOOO NOOO NOO!

  • @Calvin_ISKCON
    @Calvin_ISKCON Před 7 měsíci +3

    Not gonna lie, I was pulling my hair out watching Jamie Oliver ruin the fried rice...

  • @awaisn
    @awaisn Před 3 lety +1931

    "You hear sizzling"
    "I hear my ancestors crying"
    Lmaoo 😂

  • @darklordlc
    @darklordlc Před 2 lety +3072

    This rice is so wet, you can see your reflection. Mulan is going to start singing.
    Dead. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @just4jaime
      @just4jaime Před 2 lety +24

      I came to comment the same thing I died when he said that!

    • @richcreamerybutter6640
      @richcreamerybutter6640 Před 2 lety +26

      When will my reflection show...who I am inSiiiiiiiiiide?

    • @nicodiangelo7051
      @nicodiangelo7051 Před 2 lety +2

      Lmfao

    • @thelostdirewolf9857
      @thelostdirewolf9857 Před 2 lety +5

      I literally fell out of my chair when he said that.

    • @harymin2488
      @harymin2488 Před 2 lety +2

      Iam sorry iam watching him for the first time...can you tell me who is Mulan and what is meant by msg ?😅😅

  • @Mochi_Breathing
    @Mochi_Breathing Před 9 měsíci +1

    You put jam in rice, Steven He steps out:
    'Me and Uncle Roger send you to jesus!'

  • @NicStew
    @NicStew Před měsícem +1

    When Jamie starts putting in the chili jam and uncle roger goes “N N N NO NO NO NOOOO!” 😂😂

  • @user-gx1po7pj2q
    @user-gx1po7pj2q Před rokem +7706

    i was watching this with my grandma and she actually started to cry

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury Před rokem +136

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rahn45
      @rahn45 Před rokem +426

      I hope it was tears from laughing as opposed to soul crushing tears...

    • @mauzoweiss
      @mauzoweiss Před rokem +26

      😂😂😂

    • @BenDovahkin
      @BenDovahkin Před rokem +18

      Okay.

    • @jw5931
      @jw5931 Před rokem +121

      @@BenDovahkin Great contribution bro, thank you so much

  • @fvckguro
    @fvckguro Před 3 lety +717

    this guy just ended a professional chief's career in only 10 minutes

    • @locvu5492
      @locvu5492 Před 3 lety +12

      He ended it himself

    • @byteme9718
      @byteme9718 Před 3 lety +11

      Oliver ended hi own career years ago. He's hated in the UK and his businesses failed.

    • @byteme9718
      @byteme9718 Před 3 lety +10

      @bell198000 All of his restaurants have closed because his food was overpriced crap and the service was poor. Oliver was never a chef, he just got picked up for TV production because of his "cheeky chappy" image and blagged it. He pretty much has nothing left in the way of business so his career is over. This is not about style but about basic technique and Oliver consistently get's it wrong.

    • @byteme9718
      @byteme9718 Před 3 lety +3

      @Daniel the dumbboi Are you not aware his business all failed long before Covid 19?

    • @musatori
      @musatori Před 3 lety +3

      Jamie ended it himself

  • @ChozoBrain
    @ChozoBrain Před měsícem

    New fan. Seen clips of you around the internet. Hilarious.

  • @Nbrother1607
    @Nbrother1607 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Jamie: You could make egg fried rice as a side dish
    Uncle Roger: When my mom make me egg fried rice, that is the main dish
    Me: *same*

  • @monicasaravia9549
    @monicasaravia9549 Před 3 lety +2414

    “You can see your reflection inside, Mulan is gonna star singing when she sees this” 😂😂

    • @jiminstillgotnojams2511
      @jiminstillgotnojams2511 Před 3 lety +55

      Mulan is gonna cry when she sees the video

    • @louissemarguerettenavales1253
      @louissemarguerettenavales1253 Před 3 lety +27

      Uncle.. Pick me up... I am scared..
      I can't believe this is what my Auntie from the US likes to eat... Chili jam?! we have SiRaChA
      Tita baaaaaaaaaa... Wag ka ganitooooooooo

    • @marcanthonydevera8691
      @marcanthonydevera8691 Před 3 lety +1

      @@louissemarguerettenavales1253 mas masarap chili oil

    • @chrissearle
      @chrissearle Před 3 lety +1

      Uncle Roger, your work has a flat bottom; It's just a frying pan with wide sides, not a real wok.

    • @jiminstillgotnojams2511
      @jiminstillgotnojams2511 Před 3 lety +5

      @@chrissearle That is "wok hay". Stare harder at Jamie's saucepan and you will see a massive difference between a flat piece of metal and the real WOK 💁🏻‍♀️🍚🍳👍
      Oh and that's a real wok 👍🙂
      Check out 0:55 ✌️

  • @worl9830
    @worl9830 Před 3 lety +750

    You can't spell Jamie Oliver without "jam" and "olive". 😂